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<prophile>
hey ec
<prophile>
you there?
<jesusabdullah>
that's a really good game
<jesusabdullah>
I didn't beat it but I got reasonably far, explored most of the gameplay
<alexgordon>
sup prophile
<alexgordon>
micahjohnston: lol
<purr>
lol
<alexgordon>
this is the world's worst game
<prophile>
aloha alexgordon
<jesusabdullah>
that's because you suck at video games alexgordon
<jesusabdullah>
alexgordon: it starts slow, give it some time
<alexgordon>
:(
<alexgordon>
nah
<alexgordon>
I'll just haxxor it
<joelteon>
haha
<joelteon>
i love candy box
<joelteon>
it's especially pretty easy if you give yourself 3e99 candies to start off with
<alexgordon>
trying to make it go 10x faster
<joelteon>
you know what's cool though
<joelteon>
chef
<prophile>
I
<prophile>
AAAAM
<prophile>
a little drunk
<prophile>
and drunk
<prophile>
is a funny word
<prophile>
sounds almost anglo-saxon
<alexgordon>
ORIGIN Old English drincan (verb), drinc (noun), of Germanic origin; related to Dutch drinken and German trinken .
<prophile>
ah lovely
<prophile>
i was just looking that up
<prophile>
wiktionary didn't have an etymology
<prophile>
blasted thing
<alexgordon>
macs <3
<prophile>
that's...
<prophile>
a good point
<prophile>
i'm also on a mac
<alexgordon>
too drunk to remember
<prophile>
shut up, you're fat
<alexgordon>
no I'm not
<prophile>
okay
<prophile>
but you are very opinionated
<alexgordon>
my gut is full of opinions
<prophile>
does that mean they're probably shit?
<alexgordon>
alexgordon: wat.
<purr>
beep.
<alexgordon>
prophile: or soon will be
<prophile>
an interesitng phyilosophical question you raise there
<prophile>
when does shit become shit
<joelteon>
right now
<alexgordon>
mmm
<prophile>
it's a bit like the abortion debate
<prophile>
only
<prophile>
smellier
<alexgordon>
well shit is mostly red blood cells and stuff
<alexgordon>
associated bacteria
<prophile>
so taking a dump is actually an abortion
<alexgordon>
so, whenever that stuff is incoporated
<prophile>
you moinster
<alexgordon>
not exactly sure how the red blood cells get into the shit actually. through the spleen? but the spleen is not necessary for life… so if you don't have a spleen, what happens to them?
* alexgordon
suddenly realizes he knows shit about anatomy
<prophile>
well you certainly know anatomy about shit
<prophile>
apparently it's mostly dead red blood cells
<prophile>
apparently it's mostly dead red blood cells
<prophile>
which presumably get in there through the small intestine?
<alexgordon>
so you're constantly bleeding *dead blood* into your shit? that somehow makes it even more disgusting
<prophile>
be thankful you're not a women
<alexgordon>
at least that blood's not dead!
<prophile>
yeah that blood is weird anyway
<prophile>
i mean, doesn't it congeal like normal blodo?
<joelteon>
alexgordon: didn't you ever read twilight?
<alexgordon>
joelteon: no.
<joelteon>
"dead blood" is the reason edward doesn't kill bella on her period
<joelteon>
jeez, some people.
<jesusabdullah>
w8 wat
<alexgordon>
joelteon: the strangest thing about this is how you know it?
racaille is now known as mxd
<prophile>
∫∫∫∫∫ pony • gravity dt
<prophile>
dt dt dt dt
<prophile>
naturally
<ec>
hi
<purr>
ec: hi!
<prophile>
hey e
<prophile>
*ec
<prophile>
are you familiar with rspec
<ec>
'sup prophile
<ec>
and micahjohnston
<ec>
yes, I am, prophile
<ec>
why?
<ec>
or I was fuckin' four years ago, when I wrote ruby
<prophile>
do you know any of the maintainers by any chance
<ec>
micahjohnston: OH MY GOD
<ec>
micahjohnston: CHICAGO ROADTRIP MIND BLOOOOWN
<ec>
chelsea sez “that … should happen.”
<ec>
micahjohnston, jesusabdullah: I love candies.
<prophile>
i love
<prophile>
cheese
<ec>
prophile: I *love* you when you're drunk.
<ec>
prophile: I've been reading you-and-alexgordon's exploits out loud to the people around me.
<ec>
They're, like, *that good*.
<ec>
“Taking it out of IRC” worthy.
<alexgordon>
thanks
<prophile>
that's troubling
<alexgordon>
ec: are your friends interested in shit composition?
<prophile>
i haven't got much of am emory of drunkingi n her before
<prophile>
although given my lack of any kind of ability to type by the looks of things that may not be entirely surprising
<alexgordon>
PLOT TWIST: ec is actually among a group of strangers "hey have you heard this interesting fact about shit?"
<prophile>
a common conversation at any pub
<prophile>
speaking of which
<prophile>
i have made a discovery
<prophile>
the green stufff youg et with sushi
<prophile>
which i can't remember its name
<prophile>
but it's hot anyway
<prophile>
hotter than most chili
<alexgordon>
wasabi?
<prophile>
that's the stuff
<prophile>
it's good
<prophile>
it's strong
<prophile>
but it also doesn't give you the ring of fire afterwards
<prophile>
in my experience
<prophile>
which makes it infinitely preferable to a strong curry
<alexgordon>
"ring of fire" - are we back to talking about shit?
<prophile>
yeah
<prophile>
i did say speaking of which
<prophile>
or rather
<prophile>
i did say "speaking of which"
<prophile>
quotes are interesting
<prophile>
with the whole words are symbols sort of thing
<ec>
alexgordon: "CRYSTAL DICKS" wat.
<purr>
beep.
<prophile>
it's basically "avoid dereferencing"
<prophile>
if you say a word it's a bit like *word
<prophile>
but if you say "word" it's like word on its own
<alexgordon>
prophile: you did indeed say so quite, my mistake old chum
<alexgordon>
try parsing THAT when you're drunk
<prophile>
don't you upper class at me you twickenham scum
<alexgordon>
richmond, actually
<prophile>
ah
<prophile>
now that i can respect
<alexgordon>
not really
<ec>
I KNOW WHERE ALEXGORDON LIVES
<prophile>
i have a certain fondness for richmond
* ec
adds it to his database
<alexgordon>
ec: IT'S NOT A SECRET
<prophile>
partly richmond park
* ec
is the NSA of #ELLIOTTCABLE
<prophile>
it's pretty nice
<prophile>
although i was put off it somewhat when i discovered that my middle initials being 'R. P.' was after the place of my conception
<prophile>
scarred. for. life.
<alexgordon>
wait, really?
<ec>
waitwat
<prophile>
unfortunately yes
<alexgordon>
your father is a deer and your mother is a rabbit!
<prophile>
my secret is revealed
<prophile>
my name is inigo montoya
<prophile>
you roadkilled my father
<prophile>
prepare to die
<alexgordon>
prophile: does this make you royal?
<prophile>
yeah i forgot to mention
<ec>
> open Tumblr to post things from the logs
<ec>
> see gqbrielle
<prophile>
i'm actually prince philip
<ec>
so, I guess she un-blocked me on everything?
<alexgordon>
prophile: not *nearly* racist enough
<ec>
or rather, I have to assume such, because I haven't seen her in my life for months
<alexgordon>
ooooh
<alexgordon>
1 sec
<prophile>
ec ec ec ec ec
<ec>
prophile prophile prophile prophile prophile
<prophile>
you are
<prophile>
a crazy man
<prophile>
crazy!
<prophile>
but you are onto something
<prophile>
you need to formalise paws damn it
<prophile>
i smell a new way of programming in the making
<prophile>
with pure async!
<prophile>
now make it happen
<prophile>
or i will be disappoint
* prophile
does a darth vader impression
<alexgordon>
this will probably not work now
philipbot has joined #elliottcable
<prophile>
bethere
<prophile>
makes me sad
<alexgordon>
?
<prophile>
oh how the mighty have fallen
<alexgordon>
they're great
<prophile>
yeah they are
<alexgordon>
it's all I get anyway lol
<purr>
lol
<prophile>
and now they've been eaten by murdoch
<prophile>
the one actually good ISP in this country
<alexgordon>
no virgin media, no BT (*shivers*)
<prophile>
destroyed by the murdoch empire
<prophile>
actually not the one good ISP
<prophile>
but rutland telecom is only available in rutland
<prophile>
and fuck rutland
<prophile>
they're just a lake
<alexgordon>
lol
<prophile>
and it's not even real
<prophile>
it's a bloody resevoir
<prophile>
if you dive in it there are old houses
<prophile>
fuck that
<alexgordon>
actually this is the first time I've heard of rutland
<alexgordon>
so there's that
<alexgordon>
"The only towns in Rutland are Oakham, the county town, and Uppingham."
<prophile>
do you even live in this country
<prophile>
fuck, i've acid refluxed rice
<prophile>
brb
<alexgordon>
prophile: I pretend that anything north of luton doesn't exist
<prophile>
uppingham
<prophile>
has a really good market
<prophile>
there's also a village in rutland
<prophile>
called
<prophile>
uh
<prophile>
whitwell
<prophile>
population 42
<prophile>
twinned with paris
<prophile>
and it's the real paris too
<jesusabdullah>
oh man I'm so lost, where is this?