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<jesusabdullah> I have a flickr
<jesusabdullah> I used to be all over that shit, but I don't draw much anymore
<whitequark> -song astronomy
<purr> whitequark: “Astronomy” by Metallica: <http://tinysong.com/LDai>, “Astronomy” by Blue Öyster Cult: <http://tinysong.com/FWM4>, “Astronomy (8th Light)” by Black Star: <http://tinysong.com/jx0H>
<whitequark> <3 Metallica
<purr> Let it be known that whitequark hearts Metallica.
<jesusabdullah> duly noted.
<jesusabdullah> Hey, this IS cool https://github.com/idottv/mold
<jesusabdullah> I'd use that
<jesusabdullah> Just realized Mr. "Hoarders is NOT cute" works for walmartlabs >:O *spittle*
<jesusabdullah> "WE MEET AGAIN" "uhh, who?"
<jesusabdullah> "YOUUUU"
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<ec> lol
<purr> lol
<ec> Oh, wait, cythraul is gabrielle?
<ec> that explains the sheer quantity of backlog.
<ec> -clouds
<purr> ec: is stuck up in the clouds; hilight 'em if you want 'em.
<ec> (and *jesus* there
<ec> are a lot of them.)
<ec> alexgordon: hi.
<alexgordon> HI
<purr> alexgordon: hi!
<ec> alexgordon: 'sup
* ec breathes
<ec> vil: re: your proprietary router … is it that same shit I have here at Chelsea's place?
<ec> vil: the single box that handles modem, router, wifi, and cable-decoding?
<ec> I forget the name of the service …
<ec> but yeah I tried to replace that for her, had a hell of a time. it's bs/
<ec> micahjohnston: macbook air! :D
<ec> joelteon, vil: OMG MANTIA DESKTOPS YEEEEEPh.
<ec> also, lol vladstudio. I haven't heard that name since I was, like, fifteen.
<purr> lol
<ec> vil: there's an OS X extension to run screensavers as your desktop-background;
<ec> vil: and then, you can use any CoreGraphics shit (read: that author-tool they deprecated, can output them easily) as your desktop background
<ec> vil: … meaning you could use a web-view with that gif. or anything else.
<ec> vil: … to boot, writing a gif-playing screensaver tool would be trivial.
<ec> OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY micahjohnston
<ec> MICAH ROADTRIP
<ec> also, LOLWAT we were going to meetup in Chicago?
<purr> LOLWAT
<ec> That is DEFINITELY the best idea.
<ec> I will definitely support this.
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<alexgordon> hi ec
<joelteon> also
<joelteon> gif backgrounds are useless
<jesusabdullah> -listening Rub A Dub
<purr> jesusabdullah is listening to “Rub a Dub”, by FAUVE
<jesusabdullah> WRAONG
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<micahjohnston> ec: thanks :DD
<micahjohnston> ec: once i have both time and freedom, chicago roadtrip
<micahjohnston> ec: i'll have freedom but no time after aug 22
<micahjohnston> ec: also guess what is the best game ever
<micahjohnston> CANDY BOX
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<prophile> hey ec
<prophile> you there?
<jesusabdullah> that's a really good game
<jesusabdullah> I didn't beat it but I got reasonably far, explored most of the gameplay
<alexgordon> sup prophile
<alexgordon> micahjohnston: lol
<purr> lol
<alexgordon> this is the world's worst game
<prophile> aloha alexgordon
<jesusabdullah> that's because you suck at video games alexgordon
<jesusabdullah> alexgordon: it starts slow, give it some time
<alexgordon> :(
<alexgordon> nah
<alexgordon> I'll just haxxor it
<joelteon> haha
<joelteon> i love candy box
<joelteon> it's especially pretty easy if you give yourself 3e99 candies to start off with
<alexgordon> trying to make it go 10x faster
<joelteon> you know what's cool though
<joelteon> chef
<prophile> I
<prophile> AAAAM
<prophile> a little drunk
<prophile> and drunk
<prophile> is a funny word
<prophile> sounds almost anglo-saxon
<alexgordon> ORIGIN Old English drincan (verb), drinc (noun), of Germanic origin; related to Dutch drinken and German trinken .
<prophile> ah lovely
<prophile> i was just looking that up
<prophile> wiktionary didn't have an etymology
<prophile> blasted thing
<alexgordon> macs <3
<prophile> that's...
<prophile> a good point
<prophile> i'm also on a mac
<alexgordon> too drunk to remember
<prophile> shut up, you're fat
<alexgordon> no I'm not
<prophile> okay
<prophile> but you are very opinionated
<alexgordon> my gut is full of opinions
<prophile> does that mean they're probably shit?
<alexgordon> alexgordon: wat.
<purr> beep.
<alexgordon> prophile: or soon will be
<prophile> an interesitng phyilosophical question you raise there
<prophile> when does shit become shit
<joelteon> right now
<alexgordon> mmm
<prophile> it's a bit like the abortion debate
<prophile> only
<prophile> smellier
<alexgordon> well shit is mostly red blood cells and stuff
<alexgordon> associated bacteria
<prophile> so taking a dump is actually an abortion
<alexgordon> so, whenever that stuff is incoporated
<prophile> you moinster
<alexgordon> not exactly sure how the red blood cells get into the shit actually. through the spleen? but the spleen is not necessary for life… so if you don't have a spleen, what happens to them?
* alexgordon suddenly realizes he knows shit about anatomy
<prophile> well you certainly know anatomy about shit
<prophile> apparently it's mostly dead red blood cells
<prophile> apparently it's mostly dead red blood cells
<prophile> which presumably get in there through the small intestine?
<alexgordon> so you're constantly bleeding *dead blood* into your shit? that somehow makes it even more disgusting
<prophile> be thankful you're not a women
<alexgordon> at least that blood's not dead!
<prophile> yeah that blood is weird anyway
<prophile> i mean, doesn't it congeal like normal blodo?
<joelteon> alexgordon: didn't you ever read twilight?
<alexgordon> joelteon: no.
<joelteon> "dead blood" is the reason edward doesn't kill bella on her period
<joelteon> jeez, some people.
<jesusabdullah> w8 wat
<alexgordon> joelteon: the strangest thing about this is how you know it?
racaille is now known as mxd
<prophile> ∫∫∫∫∫ pony • gravity dt
<prophile> dt dt dt dt
<prophile> naturally
<ec> hi
<purr> ec: hi!
<prophile> hey e
<prophile> *ec
<prophile> are you familiar with rspec
<ec> 'sup prophile
<ec> and micahjohnston
<ec> yes, I am, prophile
<ec> why?
<ec> or I was fuckin' four years ago, when I wrote ruby
<prophile> do you know any of the maintainers by any chance
<ec> micahjohnston: OH MY GOD
<ec> micahjohnston: CHICAGO ROADTRIP MIND BLOOOOWN
<ec> chelsea sez “that … should happen.”
<ec> micahjohnston, jesusabdullah: I love candies.
<prophile> i love
<prophile> cheese
<ec> prophile: I *love* you when you're drunk.
<ec> prophile: I've been reading you-and-alexgordon's exploits out loud to the people around me.
<ec> They're, like, *that good*.
<ec> “Taking it out of IRC” worthy.
<alexgordon> thanks
<prophile> that's troubling
<alexgordon> ec: are your friends interested in shit composition?
<prophile> i haven't got much of am emory of drunkingi n her before
<prophile> although given my lack of any kind of ability to type by the looks of things that may not be entirely surprising
<alexgordon> PLOT TWIST: ec is actually among a group of strangers "hey have you heard this interesting fact about shit?"
<prophile> a common conversation at any pub
<prophile> speaking of which
<prophile> i have made a discovery
<prophile> the green stufff youg et with sushi
<prophile> which i can't remember its name
<prophile> but it's hot anyway
<prophile> hotter than most chili
<alexgordon> wasabi?
<prophile> that's the stuff
<prophile> it's good
<prophile> it's strong
<prophile> but it also doesn't give you the ring of fire afterwards
<prophile> in my experience
<prophile> which makes it infinitely preferable to a strong curry
<alexgordon> "ring of fire" - are we back to talking about shit?
<prophile> yeah
<prophile> i did say speaking of which
<prophile> or rather
<prophile> i did say "speaking of which"
<prophile> quotes are interesting
<prophile> with the whole words are symbols sort of thing
<ec> alexgordon: "CRYSTAL DICKS" wat.
<purr> beep.
<prophile> it's basically "avoid dereferencing"
<prophile> if you say a word it's a bit like *word
<prophile> but if you say "word" it's like word on its own
<alexgordon> prophile: you did indeed say so quite, my mistake old chum
<alexgordon> try parsing THAT when you're drunk
<prophile> don't you upper class at me you twickenham scum
<alexgordon> richmond, actually
<prophile> ah
<prophile> now that i can respect
<alexgordon> not really
<ec> I KNOW WHERE ALEXGORDON LIVES
<prophile> i have a certain fondness for richmond
* ec adds it to his database
<alexgordon> ec: IT'S NOT A SECRET
<prophile> partly richmond park
* ec is the NSA of #ELLIOTTCABLE
<prophile> it's pretty nice
<prophile> although i was put off it somewhat when i discovered that my middle initials being 'R. P.' was after the place of my conception
<prophile> scarred. for. life.
<alexgordon> wait, really?
<ec> waitwat
<prophile> unfortunately yes
<alexgordon> your father is a deer and your mother is a rabbit!
<prophile> my secret is revealed
<prophile> my name is inigo montoya
<prophile> you roadkilled my father
<prophile> prepare to die
<alexgordon> prophile: does this make you royal?
<prophile> yeah i forgot to mention
<ec> > open Tumblr to post things from the logs
<ec> > see gqbrielle
<prophile> i'm actually prince philip
<ec> so, I guess she un-blocked me on everything?
<alexgordon> prophile: not *nearly* racist enough
<ec> or rather, I have to assume such, because I haven't seen her in my life for months
<alexgordon> ooooh
<alexgordon> 1 sec
<prophile> ec ec ec ec ec
<ec> prophile prophile prophile prophile prophile
<prophile> you are
<prophile> a crazy man
<prophile> crazy!
<prophile> but you are onto something
<prophile> you need to formalise paws damn it
<prophile> i smell a new way of programming in the making
<prophile> with pure async!
<prophile> now make it happen
<prophile> or i will be disappoint
* prophile does a darth vader impression
<alexgordon> this will probably not work now
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<prophile> bethere
<prophile> makes me sad
<alexgordon> ?
<prophile> oh how the mighty have fallen
<alexgordon> they're great
<prophile> yeah they are
<alexgordon> it's all I get anyway lol
<purr> lol
<prophile> and now they've been eaten by murdoch
<prophile> the one actually good ISP in this country
<alexgordon> no virgin media, no BT (*shivers*)
<prophile> destroyed by the murdoch empire
<prophile> actually not the one good ISP
<prophile> but rutland telecom is only available in rutland
<prophile> and fuck rutland
<prophile> they're just a lake
<alexgordon> lol
<prophile> and it's not even real
<prophile> it's a bloody resevoir
<prophile> if you dive in it there are old houses
<prophile> fuck that
<alexgordon> actually this is the first time I've heard of rutland
<alexgordon> so there's that
<alexgordon> "The only towns in Rutland are Oakham, the county town, and Uppingham."
<prophile> do you even live in this country
<prophile> fuck, i've acid refluxed rice
<prophile> brb
<alexgordon> prophile: I pretend that anything north of luton doesn't exist
<prophile> uppingham
<prophile> has a really good market
<prophile> there's also a village in rutland
<prophile> called
<prophile> uh
<prophile> whitwell
<prophile> population 42
<prophile> twinned with paris
<prophile> and it's the real paris too
<jesusabdullah> oh man I'm so lost, where is this?
<prophile> i read the story on wikipedia i think
<prophile> it's a county in the middle of england