* whitequark
will from this moment onwards replace all his words with "fuck"
<whitequark>
alexgordon: why the fuck do you need a computer, chinese people are cheaper
<whitequark>
Nuck: please proceed to undress rails and fuck them. it. her. whatever, just get to the job already
<Nuck>
Also why the fuck is this stubbing not working and why is Rails calling Vote.vote here?
<Determinist>
fuck, this playlist is good
<Nuck>
vil: Fuck, it was SO SIMPLE
2013-04-03
<vil>
he was just fucking with us the whole time
<whitequark>
what the fuck did I spend five minutes of my life doing
<Nuck>
Okay, two in bed, they're gonna fuck... NOPE CUT TO DOLPHINS SWIMMING
<gqbrielle>
fuck you i'm loki
<prophile>
fuck you im thor
<gqbrielle>
i still have those fucking chatlogs
<Nuck>
He and I could troll the fuck out of this room
<devyn>
oh fuck traditional values and just fuck
<remyisbestremy>
fuck yr binary & fuck youuuuu }:}>
<remyisbestremy>
fuck me, let's elect purr for president
<remyisbestremy>
well i think i was like well fuck you too
<Nuck>
devyn: I'm doing that too. I'm trying to figure it out, and it's confusing as fuck
<Nuck>
Fuck you.
<remyisbestremy>
oh yeah, they fucking love the radio.
<Nuck>
They're just that horribly fucked up. They need to go to prison and be beaten daily before they'll ever be fixed. You diving on the mines won't help anyone
<Nuck>
They're fucked up and there's no savior for them besides death
<Nuck>
They don't fucking matter
<remyisbestremy>
fuck off.
<remyisbestremy>
people who don't know me from fucking adam.
<remyisbestremy>
you fucking forget about it
<remyisbestremy>
I HAVE TRIED TO KILL MYSELF. I FUCKED THAT UP, DON'T YOU GET IT?
<remyisbestremy>
i'm too fucking poor to travel.
<remyisbestremy>
fuck flighting. i'll leave to protect others.
<remyisbestremy>
and my ship is Being a Fucking Decent Gods-be-Damned Person.
<remyisbestremy>
you two are so fucking frustrating.
<remyisbestremy>
fuck OFF, devyn.
<remyisbestremy>
fuck them.
<remyisbestremy>
fuck strategy.
<remyisbestremy>
fuck off.
<remyisbestremy>
and i still managed to fuck up and almost get myself hurt worse than i did.
<Nuck>
Or those who are don't give a fuck
<remyisbestremy>
ah, no, most anons fuck their dogs, remember?
<remyisbestremy>
i'm telling you it's fucking stupid.
<remyisbestremy>
since elliottcable is a fuck
<remyisbestremy>
oh, fuck off.
<devyn>
oh, yeah, I probably fucked that up
<devyn>
Nuck: what the fuck was that about
<gqbrielle>
"lol the genetics" NO. vietnam and china are DIFFERENT COUNTRIES, you FUCK
<gqbrielle>
so are white people and chimps, but do i tell you how much you look like a fucking chimp all the time?
<devyn>
why? who the fuck knows
<gqbrielle>
so that's fucking great.
<devyn>
also fuck, I'm hungry.
<gqbrielle>
FUCK it's cold in here
<Nuck>
(it looked fucking hilarious)
<Nuck>
Everything was great except the fucking set construction
<Nuck>
Got a C because it fucking SUCKED
<gqbrielle>
you're in college, ya fuck
<Nuck>
gqbrielle: Judging by the fact that hte kids were able to buy fucking BMW, I'd say yes
<gqbrielle>
A FUCKING WEE
<Nuck>
Cause fuck yeah
<sanitypassing>
well fuck you, not letting me upload any of my vocaloid shit
<gqbrielle>
that's so fucking
<Nuck>
sanitypassing: Also what the fuck show airs on a SUNDAY
<purr>
<alexgordon> FUCK cups
<gqbrielle>
GET FUCKED
<sanitypassing>
fucking incest hints EVERYWHERE
<gqbrielle>
i know when you're down there poking around HOPEFULLY WITH YOUR FUCKING FINGER
<sanitypassing>
also a fucking incest sub plot. Seriously, people?
<Nuck>
AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO FUCKING SAW THIS
<sanitypassing>
they're all fucking crazy, the weeaboos
<sanitypassing>
also why the fuck do I have m4as
<Nuck>
gkatsev: Fuck ally, simple
<Nuck>
sanitypassing: He's filthy fucking rich
<devyn>
fucks you up and spits you out
<devyn>
fuck you we're a college we don't need your fancy paperwork
<Nuck>
The Science department is lucky, they're moving to a new building — 3 stories and fucking huge, along with a monument to the history of sciences, an observatory, and a pendulum of some type which there are only like 5 in the entire world
<Nuck>
So we have WONDERFUL facilities and nobody fucking using them
<Nuck>
This is like the third fucking time this year
<Nuck>
They're fucking geniuses
<devyn>
who the fuck is this person on facebook who appears to have only I and a few of my close friends, plus someone I don't know really well but have as a friend
<gqbrielle>
this fucking song
<sanitypassing>
oh fuck you turntable
<gqbrielle>
Nuck: what, FUCK THE PAIN AWAY?
<Nuck>
I don't even know what the fuck she's spelling out
<sanitypassing>
what the actual fuck
<Nuck>
Now for Peaches Fuck The Pain Away
<Nuck>
gqbrielle: Yes, but you wanna fuck 'em all (pornemon)
<Nuck>
You wanna fuck them all
<gqbrielle>
i wanna fuck one someday.
<Nuck>
gqbrielle: Nah, I think he means "holy fuck badass" ex blackops
<Nuck>
My mom and dad basically both didn't give a fuck
<Nuck>
gqbrielle: Haven't you heard Peaches — Fuck The Pain Away?
<gqbrielle>
it works, it fucking works
<devyn>
Nuck: lol it wouldn't be that hard for them to just put an IP block on the whole fucking thing
<gqbrielle>
fuck this place
<gqbrielle>
i fucking hate this fucking site
<gqbrielle>
i hate the fucking catholic church.
<gqbrielle>
'cos they're so fucking evil.
<incomprehensibly>
and fucking awesome
<Nuck>
(though he is really fucking awesome)
<Nuck>
I keep saying this and nobody fucking listens
<gqbrielle>
it's fucking hilarious.
<Nuck>
Because it's fucking funny.
2013-04-02
<micahjohnston_>
jesus christ i fucking hate /b/
<Nuck>
I fucking love traps
<gqbrielle>
but they're so fucking easy to troll on a low level.
<gqbrielle>
and it's like okay i don't care if i'm the only feminist you've ever seen on reddit and you need me to answer you RIGHT FUCKING NOW but i have a life outside reddit
<gqbrielle>
the most repetitive part of the chorus goes OH. MY. GOD. fuck it. oh my god. FUCK IT. like that like 3x at once
<gqbrielle>
and it is catchy as FUCK.
<gqbrielle>
when i realise how fucked up my brain really is.
<gqbrielle>
Nuck: but he didn't mean any of it. now, he might have fucked some of 'em. but, you know how it is.
<gqbrielle>
to borrow tucker maxipad's favorite saying, fuck 'em if they can't take a change
<gqbrielle>
fuck 'em
<gqbrielle>
fuck fitting in.
<gqbrielle>
fine. i hate him enough for being a rich fuck.
2013-04-01
<whitequark>
what the fuck, homoiconic javascript?
<elliottcable>
I don't know. I think about that every single fucking day.
<elliottcable>
the *worst*. It's terrible. It's constantly, fucking, terrible.
<elliottcable>
how the fuck do I choose stripe and sector sizes
<gkatsev>
you rich fuck, give me some money instead :P
<Nuck>
Who the fuck is nooga?
<Nuck>
I just cmd+click because fuck yeah iTerm
2013-03-31
<Nuck>
They're giving me a UNIX Timestamp for 1869, but I can't figure out what the fuck to do with it
<whitequark>
clang is fucking beautiful
<gqbrielle>
is devyn....fucking...the grapes?
<devyn>
I like to fuck clusters
<Nuck>
Because I can shove things into it and it fucking /works/
<devyn>
“Nuck made peanut butter because he just didn't give a fuck.”
<Nuck>
I just didn't give a fuck
2013-03-30
<devyn>
so fuck that too
<devyn>
so fuck that
<Nuck>
But GothAlice is fucking crazy
<devyn>
fuck it I'm gonna just get a tarball
<devyn>
lol what the fuck
<devyn>
well, my arch box has been stable as fuck lately
<Nuck>
Well, Debian is stable as fuck and sucky as hell
<Nuck>
And I'm like "... fuck that, too opinionated"
<devyn>
what the fuck rvm
<Nuck>
Okay yeah fuck me.
<Nuck>
devyn: Yes but then how the hell do I ensure that it works with a noninteractive— holy fuck I'm an idiot I forgot there was a file for that
<Nuck>
Anyways, back onto the original topic... Where the fuck do I build Ruby to?
<Nuck>
I gotta agree, but the package manager portion of npm is pretty fucking nice
<Nuck>
Frankly I think the Ruby toolchain in general is a fucking disaster
<Nuck>
I cannot get fucking passenger to work, or unicorn
<alexgordon>
fucking maniacs
<Determinist>
yeah, i know that, guys, i'm just fucking with you :)
<Determinist>
either that, or i'm just a lazy fuck. also a possibility :)
<Determinist>
fuck you, i'm not debugging your code for 10 virtual points in some website
<alexgordon>
don't do that because it's a fucking stupid idea!
2013-03-29
<Nuck>
And it's fucking nasty
<alexgordon>
things I want: compiler that tells me when variables haven't been declared, static typing, no GC, rich set of core data structures, no fucking preprocessor. errr... that's about it.
<whitequark>
I've no idea why would anyone sane want to use fucking Passenger
<Nuck>
I'm beginning to realize the Ruby community is rather fucked in the head
<Nuck>
Oh, and since hte server runs shitty fucking Debian, I have to build Ruby from scratch or use 1.8
<devyn>
by the way guys, case fans make a huge fucking difference in temps ^_^
2013-03-28
<Determinist>
getting sick and fucking tired of playing in all of those corporate sandboxes and their stupid fucking "platforms".
<Determinist>
somebody kill that stupid fucking platform already
<Nuck>
Especially since a number of their citations are inaccurate as fuck
<Nuck>
The biggest problem Apple fucks up on their stuff is the cables
<Nuck>
gkatsev: Wht the fuck editor are you using?
<Nuck>
Just fucking use XCode
<vil>
you will not BELIEVE how much I fucked up my server today
2013-03-27
<vil>
FUCK
<Nuck>
Fucking brits
<Nuck>
Fuck that
<vil>
what the fuck
<Nuck>
Or even if I'd be able to access it... IDK exactly how GNU Parallel works, if it's using subshells then I'm probably fucked
<Nuck>
In other news, Zilsh is doing fucking AWESOME, and I'm thinking of features I could add eventually
<Nuck>
Who the fuck is Princess Incestia?
<vil>
what the fuck am I doing
<alexgordon>
C++ is so fucked in this area
2013-03-26
<Nuck>
Fucking BSD coreutils
<Nuck>
But oh-my-zsh is too fucking bloaty for me
2013-03-25
<whitequark>
this is fucking awesome.
<Nuck>
Though one of them fucked up on the feet and the other overdid the shiny
<whitequark>
who the fuck thought that making "p [2]" and "p=[]; p [2]" do TOTALLY DIFFERENT THINGS is ever a good idea
<Nuck>
Also I already found Rule 34 of Beth being fucked by the horse
<elliottcable>
so much fucking e-mail
<Nuck>
Honestly, Couch is fucking stable and barely Erlang-ey
<elliottcable>
Fat-clint JavaScript and thin-Ruby app aren't a bad idea, either. Sinatra or similar is nice; or just roll your fucking own.
<micahjohnston>
dnyy fucks
<elliottcable>
dnyy, you fuck
<elliottcable>
fuck me sideways
<elliottcable>
I forget the specifics, but it was pretty fucking sick
<elliottcable>
fuck
2013-03-24
<micahjohnston>
and where it is, even includes the fucking surrounding code
<alexgordon>
^ look at that. look at how many other headers in boost it needs to include to define fucking boost::optional
<alexgordon>
I never fucking use it, yet I have to pay the cost of it all the time
<micahjohnston>
granted paws is stripped down as fuck but still
<Nuck>
whitequark: Yes but then why the fuck do we have ==?
<Nuck>
Fucking bitcoin miners
<Nuck>
No fucking clue, honestly
<Nuck>
He chews fucking everything though, jesus christ. And humps everything.
<Nuck>
malia: haha I'm in Cali and it's fucking hot here. I'll take rain over this any day of the week!
<Nuck>
Fucking open-ended questions.
2013-03-23
<elliottcable>
what the fuck.
<Nuck>
And yeah Dresden Codak is a fucking genius
<elliottcable>
a fucking vanity address with my name in it ಠ_ಠ http://ell.io/iPVMQ
<alexgordon>
micahjohnston: basically nobody has a fucking clue how to do statistics
<elliottcable>
what the fuckin' fuck, America.
<elliottcable>
because they're approximately a fifth of a gallon, and nobody knows what the fuck a milliliter here.
<alexgordon>
what the fuck is a fluid ounce
<elliottcable>
fucking people putting fucking voiced fricatives in my fucking words where they don't fucking belong
<alexgordon>
FUCK cups
<elliottcable>
stones are fucking retarded, kg all the way;
<elliottcable>
fucked up lol
<FireFly>
and MM-DD-YY is fucked up
<alexgordon>
yeah, fuck classes
<micahjohnston>
1:57 PM <•alexgordon> fuck C++
<alexgordon>
fuck C++
<micahjohnston>
science and statistics are fucking hardcore
<elliottcable>
because fucking best feature eeeeeeever
<elliottcable>
re-joined just to self-correct. classy as fuck.
<elliottcable>
as long as that string is exactly either “fucking awesome” or “complete fucktard”
<elliottcable>
also, you should authenticate with the BTC-OTC WoT and rate me as “fucking awesome”
<elliottcable>
fuck cash in the ass.
<elliottcable>
ugh. pain in my fucking arse.
<elliottcable>
WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING HARD.
<elliottcable>
meh, fuck it, I'm buying one
<elliottcable>
dude, YubiKey's look fucking sexy
<whitequark>
so this works exactly as it should and it's fucking awesome
<elliottcable>
the 30MH/s is fucking 600 bucks
<elliottcable>
what the fuck is inside that box? I could buy, like, eighty thousand Radeons, for that
<elliottcable>
girl I'm in love with and I, we aren't very compatible. It's fucking suckity suck on a pile of suck.
<elliottcable>
I'm bawling so, so fucking hard
<elliottcable>
fucking ten million?
<elliottcable>
Holy fucking SHIT, whitequark
2013-03-22
<whitequark>
officially, fuck you :/
<elliottcable>
nested HEREDOCs are fucking excellent
<whitequark>
IN WHICH YOU CAN FUCKING HAVE EMACS-STYLE ESCAPES ?\C-a
<whitequark>
or actually it isn't, fuck
<whitequark>
use fucking xen</rant>
<elliottcable>
fuck me
<Nuck>
Did he make you fucking dance?
<micahjohnston>
and that fucking amen break
<elliottcable>
Zedd is always guaranteed to be excellent, but this mix is just fucking *sick*. And I say that with full conception of the stereotype that word draws.
<micahjohnston>
I fucking love synths like htat
<micahjohnston>
she wanted a more natural blonde because the last time they fucked it up too
<elliottcable>
fuck if I know, it's mystifying
<devyn>
this person, why does she take a selfie with every single fucking post
<elliottcable>
fucking iced coffeescript
<incomprehensibly>
barely used C++ in the past but over the last couple weeks programmed in it like a fucking boss
<incomprehensibly>
because frank ocean fucking rocks
<elliottcable>
Spotify is just so ungodly fucking ugly on Retina
<incomprehensibly>
the later is fucking awesome jazz-rap-wtfever
<elliottcable>
Fucking OVERWERK is so excellent
<whitequark>
I have no fucking clue what that could ever mean
2013-03-21
<elliottcable>
don't tell me it's fucking crazy
<alexgordon>
it's fucking crazy
<elliottcable>
devyn ⑊ I was thinking, after reading Lift.do's fucking-whitepaper-in-release-notes for the last release, about something like that
<elliottcable>
I hate OAuth with a livid passion. More “security” (in airquotes, because every fucking system implementing OAuth is already as leaky as boxers on a baby) for general users, at a loss to scriptability of the web as a whole.
<elliottcable>
all of this should be relatively trivial scripting, if I can get past the fucking authentication part
<elliottcable>
fucked that up
<whitequark>
judging by the fact that mysql's table is fucked up, they are logged
<whitequark>
nope I'm a lazy fuck
<elliottcable>
fuck
<Nuck>
Okay fuck this I'm switching to Mongoid
<Nuck>
I basically just stopped giving a fuck and so it begins as Peter but ends as ~~~~~
2013-03-20
<whitequark>
whiteboards are for fucking with
<Nuck>
Yes, they invoked Rule 34 on a fucking dinosaur
<Nuck>
PURR IS GIRL FUCK YOU ELLIOTT
2013-03-19
<Nuck>
Yep fuck RVM, chruby time
<whitequark>
why the fuck people need rvm at all
<Nuck>
My fucking gemset isn't setting
2013-03-17
<elliottcable>
(fuck it right, boy)
<elliottcable>
which implies I'm doing something wrong in the fucking PHP code. ಠ_ಠ
2013-03-16
<notelliottcable>
but it appears that he actually grew the fuck up and made something robustly interesting, not just silly and entertaining ,for once.
<Nuck>
Y'know what? Fuck this. I'm gonna just implement the O(god wat) algorithm for this
2013-03-14
<Nuck>
I really want a fucking graph database okay?
<whitequark>
if it's mongodb, fuck off.
<Nuck>
devyn: Like I said, I despise rails. But it's fucking effective, and I can't argue with that. It's boring, it's shitty, it's enormous, and it's *effective*
<micahjohnston_>
which is consistent, just a fucking dumb idea
<micahjohnston_>
put const wherever the fuck you want as long as it's on the same level in the order of modification
<micahjohnston_>
finding it hard to give a fuck anymore but it's still consistent
2013-03-13
<Nuck>
Also, as much as I hate Rails, I cannot deny that it's fucking effective :(
<Nuck>
And adding builtin support for fucking awesome Postgres features
2013-03-12
<Nuck>
... how the fuck did I pass this test?
2013-03-11
<vil>
WHAT THE FUCK
<elliottcable>
stop giving me edge cases to fix, so I can fucking pack
<elliottcable>
fuckin' fuck I did this very wrong. got close, though
<elliottcable>
lol I put like, an hour of effort into that, and then re-join him, and then you fuck it up. ಠ_ಠ
<whitequark>
FUCK YOU BLINKING CARET
<whitequark>
fuck. I should write some marketing bullshit right now
<elliottcable>
I realllllly need to stop fucking with purr
<elliottcable>
i have neither fuck off
<Nuck>
So fuck that
<elliottcable>
well, that fucked it up
<Nuck>
What the fuck is headcannon?
<vil>
FUCK
<vil>
just to fuck with us
<Nuck>
Shut the fuck up about food, vil
<Nuck>
FUCK YOU ELLIOTT
<vil>
oh fuck no
<Nuck>
Though right now I'm trying to get fucking systemd --user to work
2013-03-09
<Nuck>
Fuck human rights
2013-03-08
<Nuck>
Fucking French
<Nuck>
This is fucking pathetic
2013-03-07
<Nuck>
Well fuck, noy my phone is stuck in recovery mode and won't recover. Not sure how dumb the devs behind jailbreaks are, but this isn't impressing me at all
<whitequark>
I mean it is LITERALLY fucking correct for most of the russia