2013-04-04

<whitequark> fuuuuuck. Fuck fuck fuck? Fuck! fuck.
<Nuck> Where the only operator is fuck
<whitequark> fuck.
<whitequark> fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck?
* whitequark will from this moment onwards replace all his words with "fuck"
<whitequark> alexgordon: why the fuck do you need a computer, chinese people are cheaper
<whitequark> Nuck: please proceed to undress rails and fuck them. it. her. whatever, just get to the job already
<Nuck> Also why the fuck is this stubbing not working and why is Rails calling Vote.vote here?
<Determinist> fuck, this playlist is good
<Nuck> vil: Fuck, it was SO SIMPLE

2013-04-03

<vil> he was just fucking with us the whole time
<whitequark> what the fuck did I spend five minutes of my life doing
<Nuck> Okay, two in bed, they're gonna fuck... NOPE CUT TO DOLPHINS SWIMMING
<gqbrielle> fuck you i'm loki
<prophile> fuck you im thor
<gqbrielle> i still have those fucking chatlogs
<Nuck> He and I could troll the fuck out of this room
<devyn> oh fuck traditional values and just fuck
<remyisbestremy> fuck yr binary & fuck youuuuu }:}>
<remyisbestremy> fuck me, let's elect purr for president
<remyisbestremy> well i think i was like well fuck you too
<Nuck> devyn: I'm doing that too. I'm trying to figure it out, and it's confusing as fuck
<Nuck> Fuck you.
<remyisbestremy> oh yeah, they fucking love the radio.
<Nuck> They're just that horribly fucked up. They need to go to prison and be beaten daily before they'll ever be fixed. You diving on the mines won't help anyone
<Nuck> They're fucked up and there's no savior for them besides death
<Nuck> They don't fucking matter
<remyisbestremy> fuck off.
<remyisbestremy> people who don't know me from fucking adam.
<remyisbestremy> you fucking forget about it
<remyisbestremy> I HAVE TRIED TO KILL MYSELF. I FUCKED THAT UP, DON'T YOU GET IT?
<remyisbestremy> i'm too fucking poor to travel.
<remyisbestremy> fuck flighting. i'll leave to protect others.
<remyisbestremy> and my ship is Being a Fucking Decent Gods-be-Damned Person.
<remyisbestremy> you two are so fucking frustrating.
<remyisbestremy> fuck OFF, devyn.
<remyisbestremy> fuck them.
<remyisbestremy> fuck strategy.
<remyisbestremy> fuck off.
<remyisbestremy> and i still managed to fuck up and almost get myself hurt worse than i did.
<Nuck> Or those who are don't give a fuck
<remyisbestremy> ah, no, most anons fuck their dogs, remember?
<remyisbestremy> i'm telling you it's fucking stupid.
<remyisbestremy> since elliottcable is a fuck
<remyisbestremy> oh, fuck off.
<devyn> oh, yeah, I probably fucked that up
<devyn> Nuck: what the fuck was that about
<gqbrielle> "lol the genetics" NO. vietnam and china are DIFFERENT COUNTRIES, you FUCK
<gqbrielle> so are white people and chimps, but do i tell you how much you look like a fucking chimp all the time?
<devyn> why? who the fuck knows
<gqbrielle> so that's fucking great.
<devyn> also fuck, I'm hungry.
<gqbrielle> FUCK it's cold in here
<Nuck> (it looked fucking hilarious)
<Nuck> Everything was great except the fucking set construction
<Nuck> Got a C because it fucking SUCKED
<gqbrielle> you're in college, ya fuck
<Nuck> gqbrielle: Judging by the fact that hte kids were able to buy fucking BMW, I'd say yes
<gqbrielle> A FUCKING WEE
<Nuck> Cause fuck yeah
<sanitypassing> well fuck you, not letting me upload any of my vocaloid shit
<gqbrielle> that's so fucking
<Nuck> sanitypassing: Also what the fuck show airs on a SUNDAY
<purr> <alexgordon> FUCK cups
<gqbrielle> GET FUCKED
<sanitypassing> fucking incest hints EVERYWHERE
<gqbrielle> i know when you're down there poking around HOPEFULLY WITH YOUR FUCKING FINGER
<sanitypassing> also a fucking incest sub plot. Seriously, people?
<Nuck> AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO FUCKING SAW THIS
<sanitypassing> they're all fucking crazy, the weeaboos
<sanitypassing> also why the fuck do I have m4as
<Nuck> gkatsev: Fuck ally, simple
<Nuck> sanitypassing: He's filthy fucking rich
<devyn> fucks you up and spits you out
<devyn> fuck you we're a college we don't need your fancy paperwork
<Nuck> The Science department is lucky, they're moving to a new building — 3 stories and fucking huge, along with a monument to the history of sciences, an observatory, and a pendulum of some type which there are only like 5 in the entire world
<Nuck> So we have WONDERFUL facilities and nobody fucking using them
<Nuck> This is like the third fucking time this year
<Nuck> They're fucking geniuses
<devyn> who the fuck is this person on facebook who appears to have only I and a few of my close friends, plus someone I don't know really well but have as a friend
<gqbrielle> this fucking song
<sanitypassing> oh fuck you turntable
<gqbrielle> Nuck: what, FUCK THE PAIN AWAY?
<Nuck> I don't even know what the fuck she's spelling out
<sanitypassing> what the actual fuck
<Nuck> Now for Peaches Fuck The Pain Away
<Nuck> gqbrielle: Yes, but you wanna fuck 'em all (pornemon)
<Nuck> You wanna fuck them all
<gqbrielle> i wanna fuck one someday.
<Nuck> gqbrielle: Nah, I think he means "holy fuck badass" ex blackops
<Nuck> My mom and dad basically both didn't give a fuck
<Nuck> gqbrielle: Haven't you heard Peaches — Fuck The Pain Away?
<gqbrielle> it works, it fucking works
<devyn> Nuck: lol it wouldn't be that hard for them to just put an IP block on the whole fucking thing
<gqbrielle> fuck this place
<gqbrielle> i fucking hate this fucking site
<gqbrielle> i hate the fucking catholic church.
<gqbrielle> 'cos they're so fucking evil.
<incomprehensibly> and fucking awesome
<Nuck> (though he is really fucking awesome)
<Nuck> I keep saying this and nobody fucking listens
<gqbrielle> it's fucking hilarious.
<Nuck> Because it's fucking funny.

2013-04-02

<micahjohnston_> jesus christ i fucking hate /b/
<Nuck> I fucking love traps
<gqbrielle> but they're so fucking easy to troll on a low level.
<gqbrielle> and it's like okay i don't care if i'm the only feminist you've ever seen on reddit and you need me to answer you RIGHT FUCKING NOW but i have a life outside reddit
<gqbrielle> the most repetitive part of the chorus goes OH. MY. GOD. fuck it. oh my god. FUCK IT. like that like 3x at once
<gqbrielle> and it is catchy as FUCK.
<gqbrielle> when i realise how fucked up my brain really is.
<gqbrielle> Nuck: but he didn't mean any of it. now, he might have fucked some of 'em. but, you know how it is.
<gqbrielle> to borrow tucker maxipad's favorite saying, fuck 'em if they can't take a change
<gqbrielle> fuck 'em
<gqbrielle> fuck fitting in.
<gqbrielle> fine. i hate him enough for being a rich fuck.

2013-04-01

<whitequark> what the fuck, homoiconic javascript?
<elliottcable> I don't know. I think about that every single fucking day.
<elliottcable> the *worst*. It's terrible. It's constantly, fucking, terrible.
<elliottcable> how the fuck do I choose stripe and sector sizes
<gkatsev> you rich fuck, give me some money instead :P
<Nuck> Who the fuck is nooga?
<Nuck> I just cmd+click because fuck yeah iTerm

2013-03-31

<Nuck> They're giving me a UNIX Timestamp for 1869, but I can't figure out what the fuck to do with it
<whitequark> clang is fucking beautiful
<gqbrielle> is devyn....fucking...the grapes?
<devyn> I like to fuck clusters
<Nuck> Because I can shove things into it and it fucking /works/
<devyn> “Nuck made peanut butter because he just didn't give a fuck.”
<Nuck> I just didn't give a fuck

2013-03-30

<devyn> so fuck that too
<devyn> so fuck that
<Nuck> But GothAlice is fucking crazy
<devyn> fuck it I'm gonna just get a tarball
<devyn> lol what the fuck
<devyn> well, my arch box has been stable as fuck lately
<Nuck> Well, Debian is stable as fuck and sucky as hell
<Nuck> And I'm like "... fuck that, too opinionated"
<devyn> what the fuck rvm
<Nuck> Okay yeah fuck me.
<Nuck> devyn: Yes but then how the hell do I ensure that it works with a noninteractive— holy fuck I'm an idiot I forgot there was a file for that
<Nuck> Anyways, back onto the original topic... Where the fuck do I build Ruby to?
<Nuck> I gotta agree, but the package manager portion of npm is pretty fucking nice
<Nuck> Frankly I think the Ruby toolchain in general is a fucking disaster
<Nuck> I cannot get fucking passenger to work, or unicorn
<alexgordon> fucking maniacs
<Determinist> yeah, i know that, guys, i'm just fucking with you :)
<Determinist> either that, or i'm just a lazy fuck. also a possibility :)
<Determinist> fuck you, i'm not debugging your code for 10 virtual points in some website
<alexgordon> don't do that because it's a fucking stupid idea!

2013-03-29

<Nuck> And it's fucking nasty
<alexgordon> things I want: compiler that tells me when variables haven't been declared, static typing, no GC, rich set of core data structures, no fucking preprocessor. errr... that's about it.
<whitequark> I've no idea why would anyone sane want to use fucking Passenger
<Nuck> I'm beginning to realize the Ruby community is rather fucked in the head
<Nuck> Oh, and since hte server runs shitty fucking Debian, I have to build Ruby from scratch or use 1.8
<devyn> by the way guys, case fans make a huge fucking difference in temps ^_^

2013-03-28

<Determinist> getting sick and fucking tired of playing in all of those corporate sandboxes and their stupid fucking "platforms".
<Determinist> somebody kill that stupid fucking platform already
<Nuck> Especially since a number of their citations are inaccurate as fuck
<Nuck> The biggest problem Apple fucks up on their stuff is the cables
<Nuck> gkatsev: Wht the fuck editor are you using?
<Nuck> Just fucking use XCode
<vil> you will not BELIEVE how much I fucked up my server today

2013-03-27

<vil> FUCK
<Nuck> Fucking brits
<Nuck> Fuck that
<vil> what the fuck
<Nuck> Or even if I'd be able to access it... IDK exactly how GNU Parallel works, if it's using subshells then I'm probably fucked
<Nuck> In other news, Zilsh is doing fucking AWESOME, and I'm thinking of features I could add eventually
<Nuck> Who the fuck is Princess Incestia?
<vil> what the fuck am I doing
<alexgordon> C++ is so fucked in this area

2013-03-26

<Nuck> Fucking BSD coreutils
<Nuck> But oh-my-zsh is too fucking bloaty for me

2013-03-25

<whitequark> this is fucking awesome.
<Nuck> Though one of them fucked up on the feet and the other overdid the shiny
<whitequark> who the fuck thought that making "p [2]" and "p=[]; p [2]" do TOTALLY DIFFERENT THINGS is ever a good idea
<Nuck> Also I already found Rule 34 of Beth being fucked by the horse
<elliottcable> so much fucking e-mail
<Nuck> Honestly, Couch is fucking stable and barely Erlang-ey
<elliottcable> Fat-clint JavaScript and thin-Ruby app aren't a bad idea, either. Sinatra or similar is nice; or just roll your fucking own.
<micahjohnston> dnyy fucks
<elliottcable> dnyy, you fuck
<elliottcable> fuck me sideways
<elliottcable> I forget the specifics, but it was pretty fucking sick
<elliottcable> fuck

2013-03-24

<micahjohnston> and where it is, even includes the fucking surrounding code
<alexgordon> ^ look at that. look at how many other headers in boost it needs to include to define fucking boost::optional
<alexgordon> I never fucking use it, yet I have to pay the cost of it all the time
<micahjohnston> granted paws is stripped down as fuck but still
<Nuck> whitequark: Yes but then why the fuck do we have ==?
<Nuck> Fucking bitcoin miners
<Nuck> No fucking clue, honestly
<Nuck> He chews fucking everything though, jesus christ. And humps everything.
<Nuck> malia: haha I'm in Cali and it's fucking hot here. I'll take rain over this any day of the week!
<Nuck> Fucking open-ended questions.

2013-03-23

<elliottcable> what the fuck.
<Nuck> And yeah Dresden Codak is a fucking genius
<elliottcable> a fucking vanity address with my name in it ಠ_ಠ http://ell.io/iPVMQ
<alexgordon> micahjohnston: basically nobody has a fucking clue how to do statistics
<elliottcable> what the fuckin' fuck, America.
<elliottcable> because they're approximately a fifth of a gallon, and nobody knows what the fuck a milliliter here.
<alexgordon> what the fuck is a fluid ounce
<elliottcable> fucking people putting fucking voiced fricatives in my fucking words where they don't fucking belong
<alexgordon> FUCK cups
<elliottcable> stones are fucking retarded, kg all the way;
<elliottcable> fucked up lol
<FireFly> and MM-DD-YY is fucked up
<alexgordon> yeah, fuck classes
<micahjohnston> 1:57 PM <•alexgordon> fuck C++
<alexgordon> fuck C++
<micahjohnston> science and statistics are fucking hardcore
<elliottcable> because fucking best feature eeeeeeever
<elliottcable> re-joined just to self-correct. classy as fuck.
<elliottcable> as long as that string is exactly either “fucking awesome” or “complete fucktard”
<elliottcable> also, you should authenticate with the BTC-OTC WoT and rate me as “fucking awesome”
<elliottcable> fuck cash in the ass.
<elliottcable> ugh. pain in my fucking arse.
<elliottcable> WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING HARD.
<elliottcable> meh, fuck it, I'm buying one
<elliottcable> dude, YubiKey's look fucking sexy
<whitequark> so this works exactly as it should and it's fucking awesome
<elliottcable> the 30MH/s is fucking 600 bucks
<elliottcable> what the fuck is inside that box? I could buy, like, eighty thousand Radeons, for that
<elliottcable> girl I'm in love with and I, we aren't very compatible. It's fucking suckity suck on a pile of suck.
<elliottcable> I'm bawling so, so fucking hard
<elliottcable> fucking ten million?
<elliottcable> Holy fucking SHIT, whitequark

2013-03-22

<whitequark> officially, fuck you :/
<elliottcable> nested HEREDOCs are fucking excellent
<whitequark> IN WHICH YOU CAN FUCKING HAVE EMACS-STYLE ESCAPES ?\C-a
<whitequark> or actually it isn't, fuck
<whitequark> use fucking xen</rant>
<elliottcable> fuck me
<Nuck> Did he make you fucking dance?
<micahjohnston> and that fucking amen break
<elliottcable> Zedd is always guaranteed to be excellent, but this mix is just fucking *sick*. And I say that with full conception of the stereotype that word draws.
<micahjohnston> I fucking love synths like htat
<micahjohnston> she wanted a more natural blonde because the last time they fucked it up too
<elliottcable> fuck if I know, it's mystifying
<devyn> this person, why does she take a selfie with every single fucking post
<elliottcable> fucking iced coffeescript
<incomprehensibly> barely used C++ in the past but over the last couple weeks programmed in it like a fucking boss
<incomprehensibly> because frank ocean fucking rocks
<elliottcable> Spotify is just so ungodly fucking ugly on Retina
<incomprehensibly> the later is fucking awesome jazz-rap-wtfever
<elliottcable> Fucking OVERWERK is so excellent
<whitequark> I have no fucking clue what that could ever mean

2013-03-21

<elliottcable> don't tell me it's fucking crazy
<alexgordon> it's fucking crazy
<elliottcable> devyn ⑊ I was thinking, after reading Lift.do's fucking-whitepaper-in-release-notes for the last release, about something like that
<elliottcable> I hate OAuth with a livid passion. More “security” (in airquotes, because every fucking system implementing OAuth is already as leaky as boxers on a baby) for general users, at a loss to scriptability of the web as a whole.
<elliottcable> all of this should be relatively trivial scripting, if I can get past the fucking authentication part
<elliottcable> fucked that up
<whitequark> judging by the fact that mysql's table is fucked up, they are logged
<whitequark> nope I'm a lazy fuck
<elliottcable> fuck
<Nuck> Okay fuck this I'm switching to Mongoid
<Nuck> I basically just stopped giving a fuck and so it begins as Peter but ends as ~~~~~

2013-03-20

<whitequark> whiteboards are for fucking with
<Nuck> Yes, they invoked Rule 34 on a fucking dinosaur
<Nuck> PURR IS GIRL FUCK YOU ELLIOTT

2013-03-19

<Nuck> Yep fuck RVM, chruby time
<whitequark> why the fuck people need rvm at all
<Nuck> My fucking gemset isn't setting

2013-03-17

<elliottcable> (fuck it right, boy)
<elliottcable> which implies I'm doing something wrong in the fucking PHP code. ಠ_ಠ

2013-03-16

<notelliottcable> but it appears that he actually grew the fuck up and made something robustly interesting, not just silly and entertaining ,for once.
<devyn> 02:22:54 < devyn> what the fuck is a pizza potato http://i.imgur.com/7rl3GLK.jpg

2013-03-15

<Nuck> Y'know what? Fuck this. I'm gonna just implement the O(god wat) algorithm for this

2013-03-14

<Nuck> I really want a fucking graph database okay?
<whitequark> if it's mongodb, fuck off.
<Nuck> devyn: Like I said, I despise rails. But it's fucking effective, and I can't argue with that. It's boring, it's shitty, it's enormous, and it's *effective*
<micahjohnston_> which is consistent, just a fucking dumb idea
<micahjohnston_> put const wherever the fuck you want as long as it's on the same level in the order of modification
<micahjohnston_> finding it hard to give a fuck anymore but it's still consistent

2013-03-13

<Nuck> Also, as much as I hate Rails, I cannot deny that it's fucking effective :(
<Nuck> And adding builtin support for fucking awesome Postgres features

2013-03-12

<Nuck> ... how the fuck did I pass this test?

2013-03-11

<vil> WHAT THE FUCK
<elliottcable> stop giving me edge cases to fix, so I can fucking pack
<elliottcable> fuckin' fuck I did this very wrong. got close, though
<elliottcable> lol I put like, an hour of effort into that, and then re-join him, and then you fuck it up. ಠ_ಠ
<whitequark> FUCK YOU BLINKING CARET
<whitequark> fuck. I should write some marketing bullshit right now
<elliottcable> I realllllly need to stop fucking with purr
<elliottcable> i have neither fuck off
<Nuck> So fuck that
<elliottcable> well, that fucked it up
<Nuck> What the fuck is headcannon?
<vil> FUCK
<vil> just to fuck with us
<Nuck> Shut the fuck up about food, vil
<Nuck> FUCK YOU ELLIOTT
<vil> oh fuck no
<Nuck> Though right now I'm trying to get fucking systemd --user to work

2013-03-09

<Nuck> Fuck human rights

2013-03-08

<Nuck> Fucking French
<Nuck> This is fucking pathetic

2013-03-07

<Nuck> Well fuck, noy my phone is stuck in recovery mode and won't recover. Not sure how dumb the devs behind jailbreaks are, but this isn't impressing me at all
<whitequark> I mean it is LITERALLY fucking correct for most of the russia