<micahjohnston_>
whitequark: have you seen Slate or Atomo?
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<micahjohnston_>
alexgordon: you've cracked jazz improvisation?
<alexgordon>
micahjohnston_: calculus, man
<alexgordon>
sorta
<micahjohnston_>
ha ha what
<alexgordon>
micahjohnston_: it's all in the inflection points
<alexgordon>
ok so let's assume for a minute a human being is not capable of making out the distinct notes that someone plays, unless they play them very slowly
<alexgordon>
the faster the music, the fewer notes are actually discernible
<alexgordon>
but! music is still enjoyable
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<alexgordon>
how can something be enjoyable if you're missing most of the notes? well obviously your brain hears patterns instead of individual notes... and patterns move slower
<micahjohnston_>
uhuh
<micahjohnston_>
so inflection points?
<alexgordon>
getting to it :P
<alexgordon>
e.g. if you play a pentatonic scale, your brain says "hey that's a pentatonic scale, I like those!" instead of like "hey I heard an Eb and a Bb and an Ab..."
<alexgordon>
yes so, if your brain is hearing patterns instead of individual notes, the most important bits of the music will be where the patterns change
<alexgordon>
tension is just the end of one pattern and the start of another one
<alexgordon>
now most people expect patterns to change in certain places, e.g. if you have two bars with two different chords you will necessarily have a pattern change in the second bar
<alexgordon>
since the listener is expecting it, it's not very interesting
<alexgordon>
but you can put the inflection points in unexpected places. e.g. if you go up one scale but go down on a passing note, it sounds *good*, because you haven't actually played anything dissonant, but it creates lots of surprise
<alexgordon>
...this is kind of hard to explain without playing it :P
<micahjohnston_>
go down on a passing note?
<micahjohnston_>
yeah I'm getting the impression of what you're saying but don't get your specific example
<alexgordon>
ok so say you're the world's worst improviser and you play a C major scale
<alexgordon>
C D E F G A
<micahjohnston_>
haha
<micahjohnston_>
ok
<alexgordon>
you might stick a G# in there, just to make it a little less boring
<alexgordon>
C D E F G [G#] A
<alexgordon>
but as as a non-emphasised passing note
<alexgordon>
as a listener, you're expecting that A, because that's just the natural note to play next
<alexgordon>
but if you start going down from the G# -> C D E F G G# F# F [err insert rest of G# mixolydian because I can't work it out]
<alexgordon>
it's pretty surprising, but in a consonant sort of way, since you're establishing a pattern by only using two scales
<whitequark>
micahjohnston_: kinda
<whitequark>
micahjohnston_: do they have macros?..
<whitequark>
if yes I've missed that
<micahjohnston_>
whitequark: I think atomo probably has macros
<micahjohnston_>
whitequark: the part I find interesting though is the prototypical multimethods
<micahjohnston_>
alexgordon: oh yeah I do that kind of thing
<micahjohnston_>
good description/codification
<alexgordon>
micahjohnston_: yeah, pianists do it a lot, especially when comping... but it's more, once you're aware of it, you can have a lot of fun with it
<micahjohnston_>
mm
<alexgordon>
if you make a conscious effort *not* to start stuff at the beginning of the bar or not to start it on a chord tone, makes a big difference
<alexgordon>
I should say *after* a chord tone
<alexgordon>
and it can be any pattern change at all really, like you could start a rhythmic pattern at an unusual harmonic place
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<gqbrielle>
hi nerds
<gqbrielle>
oh neat, there's a Nuck now
<gqbrielle>
Navarr: are you ever gonna talk
<gqbrielle>
i keep meaning to get Nuck autocomplete and get you
<gqbrielle>
not that it's a bad thing, just very different
<gqbrielle>
like chocolate covered shit instead of a hard candy
<gqbrielle>
...did that sound sexual? hm
<gqbrielle>
guess i'll just talk to myself here til someone notices
<gqbrielle>
i shouldn't be let out, lol
<purr>
lol
<gqbrielle>
MENTAL ILLNESS IS FUN. GET YOURS TODAY.
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<gqbrielle>
hi notalexgordon_
<Nuck>
`Oh hi gqbrielle
<Nuck>
>_>
<gqbrielle>
oh neat, a Nuck
<gqbrielle>
lol
<purr>
lol
<gqbrielle>
i found other people to talk at
* Nuck
was working diligently in Photoshop
<gqbrielle>
also i took some meds.
<Nuck>
Psh
<gqbrielle>
oh. working for the cause, i assume
<Nuck>
So, I've been thinking about some great job titles if I ever have to make a Job Posting
<Nuck>
Like, we have titles like "Ruby Ninja" or "JavaScript Architect"
<gqbrielle>
yeah
<Nuck>
I wanna be a "JavaScript Dentist"
<Nuck>
Or a "Python Proctologist"
<gqbrielle>
programming titles are great for puns
<gqbrielle>
oh my GOD that's a good one
<gqbrielle>
is there a g one?
<gqbrielle>
gynecologist?
<gqbrielle>
Coffee Cunt Doctor
<gqbrielle>
no that aint' right
<gqbrielle>
*script, coffescript
<Nuck>
Go Gynecologist
<Nuck>
GO, GYNECOLOGIST, GO!
<gqbrielle>
pffffffff
<Nuck>
PHP's job title would just be "Retard"
<Nuck>
Because you have to be mentally retarded to work with PHP
<gqbrielle>
nah, i know lots of people with down's who program
<gqbrielle>
mostly just shit for their own personal use, but still
<Nuck>
gqbrielle: I'm pretty sure elliott has Downs.
<gqbrielle>
Nuck: no, he has gqbrielle. i've named bipolar after me.
<gqbrielle>
renamed, that is.
<gqbrielle>
because i'm such a glaring case.
<Nuck>
I thought him having you ended a while ago? :D
<gqbrielle>
yep! he wishes otherwise.
<gqbrielle>
:D
<gqbrielle>
or he should, if he's got a brain that isn't doing shit like coding
<gqbrielle>
so basically, if his dick has learned to think
<Nuck>
You hear that he's trying to use his brain in his current relationship? Poor guy :(
<gqbrielle>
snort.
<gqbrielle>
i need at least 6 months before i'll believe it.
<gqbrielle>
the moving means nothing.
<gqbrielle>
aryan bastard.
<Nuck>
"aryan bastard"
<Nuck>
gqbrielle: WHITE POWER
<Nuck>
gqbrielle: WHITE POWER
<Nuck>
gqbrielle: WHITE POWER
<Nuck>
gqbrielle: WHITE POWER
<Nuck>
gqbrielle: WHITE POWER
<gqbrielle>
Nuck: he's literally a descendant of nazis
<gqbrielle>
Nuck: ask him sometime
<Nuck>
lmao
<Nuck>
Not surprising
<gqbrielle>
uinless that's one of those secrets i'm supposed to somehow magically remember is a secret
<gqbrielle>
he's such a loudmouth
<gqbrielle>
he can ruin his best friends' life but i have to protect him and his goddamned money
<Nuck>
Well it's not a surprise to me.
<gqbrielle>
i'm serious. his dad's fortune?
<gqbrielle>
that shit aint' medical imaging (what does that even mean)
<gqbrielle>
in alaska? nazi gold.
<Nuck>
hahaha
<gqbrielle>
that's where He hid.
<gqbrielle>
it's a Name nazi, too.
<gqbrielle>
one of the ones you know, if you paid any attention to history at all.
<Nuck>
Doesn't surprise me at all.
<gqbrielle>
basically.
<Nuck>
I didn't.
<gqbrielle>
ikr?
<gqbrielle>
haha well. with a little googling, your eyes would be dinnerplates.
<gqbrielle>
even you. i'm betting.
<Nuck>
Well, I don't know his real name which kinda makes that tricky
<Nuck>
And last I checked it's hard to tie his real identity to his online one
<gqbrielle>
oh really?
<gqbrielle>
then he was lying to me.
<gqbrielle>
but i don't think he was.
<gqbrielle>
fine. i hate him enough for being a rich fuck.
<Nuck>
What do you mean?
<gqbrielle>
goebbels.
<gqbrielle>
google joseph goebbels.
<Nuck>
Even I know who Goebbels is
<gqbrielle>
goebbels - cable
<gqbrielle>
he claimed cable was the americanization.
<gqbrielle>
it may have been a lie, but it was a clever lie if it was.
<Nuck>
heh that's interesting, but he told me Cable was actually the last name of one of his idols or something
<gqbrielle>
well, if he's bipolar like i frequently suspect
<gqbrielle>
and he's so smart
<gqbrielle>
the lies layer each other.
<gqbrielle>
til you can't remember the truth.
<Nuck>
And I thouhgt Goebbels was one of hte ones that died
<gqbrielle>
they're still prosecuting nazis.
<gqbrielle>
they caught one in the u.s. a few years ago
<gqbrielle>
he had the same last name as someone close to me, is why i found out
<gqbrielle>
the fuckers at the top had money.
<gqbrielle>
money to buy everyone off.
<Nuck>
Well yes, but Joseph Goebbels was famous as hell
<gqbrielle>
maybe he's just supposed to have died.
<gqbrielle>
this was before the internet, Nuck.
<Nuck>
If he did flee, he would not have fled to America
<gqbrielle>
alaska?
<gqbrielle>
was that even american then?
<gqbrielle>
as cold and dead as it gets during the winter?
<gqbrielle>
it's a perfect hiding place.
<gqbrielle>
ESPECIALLY if you have money.
<Nuck>
Probably not, I think Alaska was 1950s at earliest
<gqbrielle>
*shrug* personal headcanon is accepted.
<purr>
¯\(º_o)/¯
<gqbrielle>
thanks, purr
<Nuck>
But anyways, we pursued the high-ranking nazis like nothing else.
<gqbrielle>
whatever.
<gqbrielle>
america still continues to be racist as hell.
<Nuck>
That'd be a *lot* of paying off.
<gqbrielle>
back then, jews weren't people.
<gqbrielle>
it would be.
<gqbrielle>
prolly just enough left for a nest egg.
<Nuck>
Except in Brooklyn, where they were the only people.
<gqbrielle>
i'm just saying, it's possible.
<gqbrielle>
not probable.
<gqbrielle>
but possible.
<Nuck>
It's highly unlikely, but possible
<Nuck>
I've often questioned whether Elliott Cable is actually a real person.
<gqbrielle>
i've met him, remember?
<Nuck>
Or not just some odd computer that gained sentience after being on the internet for too long
<gqbrielle>
met, hugged, petted tucker
<Nuck>
gqbrielle: Or *did* you?
<gqbrielle>
well, i met the frontsman of the elliottcable corporation
<gqbrielle>
or, if he's multiple, like i can be, then someone plausible was fronting.
<Nuck>
Exactly. Maybe this was just a reasonable facsimile of Chuck Testa.
<Nuck>
*by
<gqbrielle>
it's like we known our own personal bermuda's triangle.
<gqbrielle>
myth and person, all in one.
<Nuck>
Elliott is actually just a stuffed bear corpse.
<gqbrielle>
and he WANTS it that way.
<gqbrielle>
which is why he giggles and lets us theorize.
<gqbrielle>
this is all being logged.
<Nuck>
Yep.
<gqbrielle>
he or someone will read it later.
<Nuck>
Yep.
<gqbrielle>
he'll probably have it over breakfast, giggling.
<Nuck>
Exactly.
<gqbrielle>
which is why i want him to see how it is being me
<gqbrielle>
for one day.
<gqbrielle>
to be dehydrated.
<gqbrielle>
to have the hospital treat you like literal shit
<gqbrielle>
but...if he is who i think he is
<gqbrielle>
he has
<gqbrielle>
his cuntbitchmonster of a mother made the real elliott leave a long time ago.
<gqbrielle>
now there's just hannibal lecter pretending to be a person.
<gqbrielle>
i just haven't broken yet.
<gqbrielle>
which makes me wonder when i will.
<Nuck>
Well, I dunno if they make man-sized dehydrators
<gqbrielle>
ha. no. see, i haven't had money to buy food or liquids for the last week
<gqbrielle>
my abusive parents whose house i live in freak out if i steal shit.
<gqbrielle>
and i'll be gods damned if i'll ask them for anything.
<Nuck>
Don't you have indoor plumbing?
<gqbrielle>
i have texture issues.
<gqbrielle>
i suspect it's related to the as yet unoffical autism.
<gqbrielle>
if i try to drink too much plain water at a time, i puke or gag.
<gqbrielle>
texture/taste issues.
<Nuck>
That's interesting.
<gqbrielle>
that plus the mania means i haven't been eating or drinking more than about once a day.
<Nuck>
Frankly I have trouble drinking plain water myself, but that's why I have a coffeepot.
<gqbrielle>
caffeine is bad for bippolars, remember?
<gqbrielle>
it makes us more ~crazy~
<Nuck>
Yeah das not good for ya
<Nuck>
It is?
<Nuck>
News to me.
<gqbrielle>
it's one of those Things i'm not supposed to have, medically.
<gqbrielle>
caffeine. alcohol. other drugs.
<Nuck>
Well damn
<gqbrielle>
lack of sleep.
<Nuck>
That's a boring lifestyle.
<gqbrielle>
being bipolar and trying to stay sane
<gqbrielle>
yes
<gqbrielle>
exactly
<gqbrielle>
that plus the PTSD
<gqbrielle>
in my parent's house
<gqbrielle>
it's like trying to be suicidal all the time.
<gqbrielle>
so much of my energy goes to just keep myself happy so i can hang on for dear life.
<Nuck>
As a programmer, I doubt I could live without caffeine. And probably once I turn 21 it'll be the same for beer.
<gqbrielle>
yeah. that's one reason why i keep turning ec down when he offers to teach me to REALLY program
<gqbrielle>
i want to be either a politician or a rockstar.
<gqbrielle>
i think politician would suit me best.
<gqbrielle>
i can represent the interests of people like me.
<gqbrielle>
the crazies, the sad, the broken.
<Nuck>
Yeah, you'd be a pretty good politician actually.
<gqbrielle>
and have the bombastic personality necessary.
<Nuck>
All politicians have anger issues automatically
<gqbrielle>
yep. i'm gonna start trying to go for it thi syear.
<Nuck>
So bipolar wouldn't be out of place
<gqbrielle>
and they all say stupid shit.
<gqbrielle>
precisely.
<gqbrielle>
and congress is great for sick days n shit.
<Nuck>
You've got all the qualifications.
<Nuck>
Yeah and I hear the healthcare is baws.
<gqbrielle>
yep :) specially after obamacare.
<gqbrielle>
god knows i can self medicate with cutting and alcohol even when i'm not on ~official meds~
<gqbrielle>
man, can you see me in congress?
<gqbrielle>
when i wear tanktops...the top of my shoulder is all scarred up.
<gqbrielle>
it's a big one, one that people ask about in public.
<gqbrielle>
right now i have a fauxhawk with ramona flowers sideburns/bangs.
<gqbrielle>
i'm gonna dye it hot pink next week.
<gqbrielle>
fuck fitting in.
<Nuck>
They'd probably have an uproar over you in congress.
<Nuck>
All the old white men would be yelling things like "DYKE" and "WHORE"
<gqbrielle>
i wish they would.
<gqbrielle>
"sir, i'm non-binary. please create a new ungendered slur."
<gqbrielle>
"sir, despite what you cry to your pillow about at night, i do not ACTUALLY have sex for money. if i did, i'd have a lot more dignified career.*
<gqbrielle>
*"
<Nuck>
lul
<gqbrielle>
in high school
<gqbrielle>
in the year book
<gqbrielle>
i got Best Glare.
<gqbrielle>
oh my god Nuck i am actually going to do this or die in the attempt.
<gqbrielle>
i need a stovepipe hat for the press release
<gqbrielle>
and a lincoln facial hair arrangement
<gqbrielle>
oh my god i could do this by virtue of being Odd News alone
<gqbrielle>
thank god this IS being logged, i need to remember this in the morning
<gqbrielle>
probably actually might die of starvation
<gqbrielle>
once this gets big my parents will never speak to me again
<Nuck>
Better that way, by the sounds of it.
<gqbrielle>
yeah, but still. they ARE my parents, and blar blar emotions, who needs em
<gqbrielle>
that's why i'm so glad i went ahead and got the weird haircut
<gqbrielle>
my dad hasn't spoken to me all day
<gqbrielle>
my mom has but she was quite clear it Wasn't Okay by her.
<gqbrielle>
fuck 'em
<gqbrielle>
to borrow tucker maxipad's favorite saying, fuck 'em if they can't take a change
<Nuck>
Tucker... maxipad?
<Nuck>
Is that the dog's full name?
<Nuck>
did elliott name it after feminine hygiene products?
<gqbrielle>
oh, no, tucker max
<gqbrielle>
known for writing what he calls Dick Lit
* Nuck
lights gqbrielle's dick on fire
<gqbrielle>
indulgent male party novels
* gqbrielle
swats it out casually
<gqbrielle>
when you're a big bad male like me, a thing like a dickfire won't be such an emergency
* gqbrielle
pats your head
<gqbrielle>
Nuck: did i ever tell you about the time i found a Anon at a starbucks?
<Nuck>
gqbrielle: haha I find anons 24/7
<gqbrielle>
Nuck: do you ever end up in a trolling duel and win?
<gqbrielle>
Nuck: because that's what i did.
<Nuck>
I ran into a Redditor in my Poli Sci class last semester, and I'm next to two /a/fags in my programming class
<Nuck>
hahaha that's a new one. I usually do that on dA
<Nuck>
So many trolling targets on deviantART, man
<gqbrielle>
Nuck: this guy was really slick. he was flirting with everything with hips that walked by his damn stand.
<gqbrielle>
Nuck: but he didn't mean any of it. now, he might have fucked some of 'em. but, you know how it is.
<Nuck>
And by stand you mean penis?
<Nuck>
hehe
<gqbrielle>
nope, i mean a tiny little starbucks-inna-safeway.
<Nuck>
I do that on deviantART, and I don't mean it either ;D
<gqbrielle>
he was basically trapped.
<gqbrielle>
it was kinda cute.
<Nuck>
Ahhh
<gqbrielle>
oh, i do it all the time without meaning to.
<gqbrielle>
then becuase of my past
<Nuck>
gqbrielle: Was he the worker?
<gqbrielle>
i attract predators.
<gqbrielle>
Nuck: he was on shift.
<gqbrielle>
he could not escape.
<Nuck>
:')
<gqbrielle>
nor could he be openly rude.
<gqbrielle>
i really should wnader into /b/ and make a post about it sometime.
<Nuck>
How do you know he was an anon?
<gqbrielle>
we managed to communicate it through the trolling.
<Nuck>
Did I tell you about the innocent Freshman I turned into a /b/tard?
<gqbrielle>
nah, but that shit's easy.
<Nuck>
hahaha
<gqbrielle>
freshman are like kittens.
<Nuck>
It was hilarious, he went from a thin innocent guy into this fat /b/tard
<gqbrielle>
you can turn em into tigers that you can have on a leash
<gqbrielle>
or put em in a zoo, or basically anything you want
<Nuck>
He's now a bigger /b/tard than I am
<gqbrielle>
you mean you south park'd him?
<gqbrielle>
i forget what that episode's name was
<gqbrielle>
the thing about /b/ is it's like any other addictive substance
<gqbrielle>
if you get addicted, you lose
<gqbrielle>
the thing is the /game/
<Nuck>
/the game/?
<gqbrielle>
to be in over your head and yet to always be in control.
<gqbrielle>
to be the top troll.
<gqbrielle>
to be the top predator in the pack.
<Nuck>
I'm still proud of that maneuver, cause he didn't even know what a "4chan" was
<gqbrielle>
4chan?
<gqbrielle>
you know mean girls?
<gqbrielle>
4chan is plastics, but for bad people.
<gqbrielle>
not entirely, the metaphor isnt' perfect.
<gqbrielle>
but it's like that.
<Nuck>
He'd never heard of it, he had no idea what a meme was
<gqbrielle>
it takes humanity's want to be popular and loved and needed.
<gqbrielle>
ooh, you really did get an innocent.
<gqbrielle>
thanks for not raping him.
<Nuck>
I introduced him to 4chan. By the time he graduated he was quoting memes and had a bigger /b/ folder than I did.
<gqbrielle>
that's what happened to me my freshman year at college.
<gqbrielle>
i'm being entirely sincere, which always makes me sad.
<gqbrielle>
when i realise how fucked up my brain really is.
<gqbrielle>
but i can still deal with channies telling me how hard they'd rape me.
<gqbrielle>
because the point is the shell.
<gqbrielle>
once i realise i'm with a pack of trolls, i can listen to anything.
<Nuck>
haha
<gqbrielle>
they use rape as a tool because they're not clever enough to use anything else.
<gqbrielle>
seriously.
<Nuck>
It's true.
<gqbrielle>
that's it for me.
<gqbrielle>
like once someone uses rape, i go darth vader.
<gqbrielle>
I HAVE YOU NOW.
<gqbrielle>
because i know how to win.
<gqbrielle>
in general terms.
<gqbrielle>
what's that quote? outsomething, outplay, outlast.
<gqbrielle>
channies hate sports 'cos we're all nerds.
<gqbrielle>
but damn if the endurance and gatorade commercials don't have some good lessons.
<gqbrielle>
i used to play soccer before my fat genes kicked in.
<gqbrielle>
heh, when i was little i used to look like a colt.
<gqbrielle>
there's a photo of me at 10 and i just look like a horse otherkin in real life.
<gqbrielle>
impossibly long legs.
<gqbrielle>
meh. whatever.
<gqbrielle>
and that's why i feel like i'll do well in congress, counsellor.
<gqbrielle>
they ain't worse than the channies.
<gqbrielle>
i've been to graduate school, coworkers.
<gqbrielle>
you just graduated kindergarten.
* gqbrielle
smiles grimly & cracks knuckles
<Nuck>
HITLER RAPES BABIES.
<Nuck>
gqbrielle: The difference between chantards and senators is that the senators actually believe what they're saying and aren't just trying to provoke people
<gqbrielle>
i know. that's why it's hilarious.
<gqbrielle>
they are sheep in my forest and i will tear them apart before they realise they're dead.
<gqbrielle>
metaphorically, of course.
<gqbrielle>
not that those shitheads understand metaphors.
<gqbrielle>
all the better for me.
<Nuck>
gqbrielle: You would totally just filibuster by saying "uterus" over and over.
<gqbrielle>
Nuck: actually i'm going to write a song.
<gqbrielle>
about all the different bits.
<Nuck>
Ooooh that's good
<Nuck>
Gotta make it go on forever
<gqbrielle>
it's gonna be rhyme and be catchy as hell and get in everone who hear it's head
<Nuck>
hahaha
<gqbrielle>
either that or just sing/read the lyrics of map of tasmania
<gqbrielle>
google that shit
<gqbrielle>
it's about pubic hair.
<gqbrielle>
and it is catchy as FUCK.
<Nuck>
hahaha
<gqbrielle>
the most repetitive part of the chorus goes OH. MY. GOD. fuck it. oh my god. FUCK IT. like that like 3x at once
<gqbrielle>
c-span may have to rethink their bleeping policy.
<gqbrielle>
i should start writing that song now, actually.
* gqbrielle
opens wikipedia
<gqbrielle>
there's a thing called a vagina \but it ain't what you think \settle down gentlemen \drink them drinks
<gqbrielle>
it needs a bit of a southern accent to be sung right.
<gqbrielle>
which should agitate the conservatives even further.
<gqbrielle>
not that i imagine in TODAY'S congress i'd get much past the first line.
<gqbrielle>
but gotta think forward....
<gqbrielle>
bored now. so mad my sister went to bed.
* gqbrielle
yawns
<gqbrielle>
i'm tired of people on reddit
<gqbrielle>
i try to be nice to them
<gqbrielle>
but then they're so stupid
<gqbrielle>
and it's like okay i don't care if i'm the only feminist you've ever seen on reddit and you need me to answer you RIGHT FUCKING NOW but i have a life outside reddit
<gqbrielle>
sometimes the life is the only thing i have, barring suicide attempts, but i try to keep it up.
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<gqbrielle>
what's a nooga?
<Nuck>
I've been wondering the same thing for a few days
<Nuck>
But a nooga seems to be an interesting. So I'm okay with this.
<gqbrielle>
oh, is it related to a gqbrielle?
<gqbrielle>
'cos if so, i'm sorry :S maybe you'll get better
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<gqbrielle>
well whatever a nooga is i'm about to bite it
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<vil>
micahjohnston: yeah, the kill screen is awesome. love that they put it at the end of wreck-it ralph as well :D
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<audy>
exploratory data analysis in node w/ reactive data frames?!?!
<audy>
plus visualization in d3.js
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<devyn>
Nuck and gqbrielle have the same nickcolor :/
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<devyn>
micahjohnston_: yo
<micahjohnston_>
hi devyn
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<gqbrielle>
i haven't been banned yet
<gqbrielle>
how confusing
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<Nuck>
gqbrielle: You won't get banned... Probably
<Nuck>
Ewwwwww
<Nuck>
/b/ is spilling over to /w/
<Nuck>
"Ritsu actually looks like a trap, so that guy is faggot. I hate faggots. %%Though I have to admit I butthurted a little. I need to be calmer.%%"
<Nuck>
Telling me I'm a faggot for posting a wallpaper with Ritsu (from K-On!) with her hair down (which makes her really look rather androgynous)
<gqbrielle>
oh my god it's like he can only speak in 1 word sentences
<gqbrielle>
like the only way he can express himself is with 'fag/got/butthurt/trap'
<gqbrielle>
it's like hearing a CD skip
<Nuck>
hahaha
<gqbrielle>
i'm like no, you're clearly a badly programmed android.
<gqbrielle>
shhh, shh. don't talk. *reaches for hammer*
<Nuck>
gqbrielle: Sentences make sense to me
<Nuck>
Just... Rather stupid
<gqbrielle>
they do to me too.
<gqbrielle>
i'm an english major.
<gqbrielle>
anon-ese is an easy dialect to learn.
<Nuck>
"Oh because you look like boyish girls that means you're gay"
<gqbrielle>
compared to, say, verbs in german (mein gut).
<gqbrielle>
not even gay, juts 'bad'.
<gqbrielle>
pejoratives that involve 'gay' and 'butthurt' are the only words that mean 'bad' that he knows anymore
<Nuck>
gqbrielle: I think he meant both meanings here.
<gqbrielle>
either that or they're tired. god knows it's hard to troll when one's runnin' low on sleep.
<Nuck>
Because technically a trap is a boy, and liking a boy would be homosexual.
<gqbrielle>
The Lifestyle isn't for everyone.
<gqbrielle>
i think when you say 'technically' you mean 'by stupid people'
<gqbrielle>
if i take ur dick away, are you a girl?
<Nuck>
"Yes, she looks like a trap with her hair down, and I love every bit of it. Also, I'd like to note that /b/ is THAT WAY ---->"
<gqbrielle>
automatically?
<Nuck>
^ my reply
<gqbrielle>
too subtle.
<Nuck>
You think?
<gqbrielle>
needs more whatever contextual clues you can find to upset him.
<gqbrielle>
i'd prolly go with what i said before.
<Nuck>
mmmm true
<gqbrielle>
"you're too dumb to comment here. leave. you annoy me with your presence."
<gqbrielle>
anons HATE ti when you act like you're better than them.
<Nuck>
haha this is true
<gqbrielle>
it's the easiest way to get them riled up.
<gqbrielle>
now, gotta be careful
<gqbrielle>
otherwise you come home and they've eated your parakeet with chili, cartman style
<gqbrielle>
but they're so fucking easy to troll on a low level.
<Nuck>
Also, it's even funnier because I actually don't care if they have a penis or not.
<gqbrielle>
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
<gqbrielle>
I'M ANON!
<gqbrielle>
I HAVE MILLIONS BEHIND ME!
<gqbrielle>
POORLY PLACED V FOR VENDETTA REFERENCE!
<Nuck>
hahaha
<gqbrielle>
QUESTIONING IF YOU ARE EVEN A MALE OR IF YOU'RE ONEA DEM QUEERS
<gqbrielle>
NO WIMMENZ ON DA INTERNETS
<gqbrielle>
OH WAIT DO YOU HAVE TITS
<gqbrielle>
*insert 30 minutes of drolling over potential tits*
<gqbrielle>
even the older ones who should know better than this middleschool posturing.
<Nuck>
This guy seems to think traps are a *bad* thing to me
<gqbrielle>
the 30 year old anons who act like that annoy me the worst.
<Nuck>
I fucking love traps
<micahjohnston_>
jesus christ i fucking hate /b/
<gqbrielle>
lots of people do.
<gqbrielle>
i think you mean 'people with unexpected genital confirguration'
<Nuck>
Penis or no penis, if it's good lookin', I don't care.
<Nuck>
gqbrielle: Yes.
<gqbrielle>
yeah but 'it' doe
<gqbrielle>
meh whatever
<gqbrielle>
micahjohnston_: the only reason i 'like' them at all is that they're easy to manipulate for my purposes.
<Nuck>
Well, "they're"
<gqbrielle>
also they have a lot of points with me right now
<Nuck>
/b/tards are fun to troll.
<gqbrielle>
'cos of the steubenville thing.
<Nuck>
That's the only reason I care about them
<gqbrielle>
i prefer channies. my ex gf's little brother has down's and he's smarter than those chumps
<Nuck>
Otherwise I stick to my own boards, /w/ and /a/
<gqbrielle>
i just don't go there.
<gqbrielle>
reddit is toxic enough for me.
<gqbrielle>
and less stupid, in some ways.
<gqbrielle>
easier to find sincere people.
<gqbrielle>
trolling can be exhausting ;P
<Nuck>
Reddit is filled with conservative libertarian mens rights activists.
<Nuck>
At least /b/ is just retarded.
<gqbrielle>
aw, you're cute when try to be nice
<gqbrielle>
it's like a crocodile bringing you your little sister
<gqbrielle>
LOOK WHAT I CAUGHT!
<gqbrielle>
"oh, baby, no. no. tsk."
<gqbrielle>
"put that away and i'll teach you how to fetch republicans on command."
<gqbrielle>
speak of the devil, time to do some reddit trollin'.
* gqbrielle
cracks knucles
<gqbrielle>
alts are beautiful things.
<Nuck>
:')
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<Nuck>
Even I, somebody who is actively against feminism (not the ideas, just the movement), can't stand Mens Rights activists.
<Nuck>
... HOLY SHIT
<Nuck>
Apparently Kim Dotcom took over an ice cream place for a day and served free ice cream in New zealand
<Nuck>
With 10 golden-bottomed cups which won you a chance to see his mansion
<Nuck>
This is goddamn masterful PR
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<devyn>
damn it nuck and gqbrielle stop talking with the same nickcolor
<devyn>
:c
<vil>
which unicode character should I use to represent backgrounded processes in my zsh prompt?
<prophile>
vil:
<vil>
yep
<vil>
definitely
<vil>
thinking ⎇
<vil>
needs an extra space since it's double-wide, but I like it