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<incomprehensibly> elliottcable: also wtf happened re gqbrielle
<whitequark> devyn: also why the fuck did you kick it
<whitequark> please proceed to kick yourself.
<devyn> whitequark: I apologize, though I had hoped you would notice quicker. I kinda kicked it without /whoising it first, and I didn't recognize it
<devyn> would have noticed more quickly*
<devyn> fuck I'm not with it tonight
<devyn> lo
<devyn> l
<devyn> whoa the menu thing in Chrome glows green now when there's an update it needs to apply
<Nuck> It used to have an arrow next to the settings button
<elliottcable> whitequark ⑊ make it accept /invite's?
<incomprehensibly> chrome changes little details of its ui every day :p
<elliottcable> dude, so much I want to do, here
<whitequark> elliottcable: hm makes sense
<elliottcable> maaaaaaan
<elliottcable> how to get pretty HTML output from cheerio/jQuery, etceteras ...
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<whitequark> -kick logger_test
<whitequark> grrrr
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<devyn> Nuck: I know. I like this
<devyn> it's kinda pretty
<devyn> incomprehensibly: it's true. I'm glad they finally got rid of the stuck users menu on the top right on OS X
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<incomprehensibly> <3 twitter
<purr> Let it be known that incomprehensibly hearts twitter.
<whitequark> elliottcable: pls kick it and reinvite
<whitequark> should work
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<elliottcable> yepyep!
<incomprehensibly> elliottcable: that gyro camera thing
<incomprehensibly> is really really neat
<whitequark> yep
<incomprehensibly> "ghost hardware" is probably the best name for something ever
<elliottcable> incomprehensibly ⑊ just added you to the repo
<elliottcable> it's fucking ugly right now
<devyn> why'd I get a repo
<elliottcable> switch to the start+ branch, first off
<elliottcable> and wait for me to push a change
<elliottcable> devyn ⑊ it's private, 'cause chellio ;)
<elliottcable> not that she'd go looking. But hey, I have private repositories to spare.
<devyn> ooh fancy a private repo
<devyn> so why would she care?
<devyn> privmsg if you want
<devyn> lol
<purr> lol
<purrr> [is] none pushed 0 new commits to Master: https://github.com/elliottcable/is/compare/b4c58d5f09c5...b4c58d5f09c5
<devyn> haha wat
<elliottcable> you've got /invite's
<elliottcable> incomprehensibly / incomprehensibly
<incomprehensibly> elliottcable: did you hear my shitty rap?
<incomprehensibly> elliottcable: https://soundcloud.com/micah-johnston/cypher-16
<purrr> [is] elliottcable pushed 2 new commits to start+: https://github.com/elliottcable/is/compare/ed2aca978625...8e0fe3dcda88
<purrr> is/start+ 9ab0d2d elliottcable: + a start. Probably replacing this with CoffeeScript.
<purrr> is/start+ 8e0fe3d elliottcable: + starting on server-side pre-rendering
<elliottcable> omg birds lol
<purr> lol
<elliottcable> I like the beat and shit
<elliottcable> incomprehensibly ⑊ the voice is too quiet
<Nuck> birds?
* Nuck cloacas all over
<elliottcable> Y U B POLITIC
<elliottcable> you're really, surprisingly, good.
<incomprehensibly> aw thanks :3
<Nuck> micah sounds way too white to be rapping though
<elliottcable> music needs a lot of work. it still sounds home-grown, like it came out of GarageBand.
<incomprehensibly> lol the music is by Nas
<elliottcable> but it's a processing thing, not a musical style thing
<incomprehensibly> Genuine Music™
<elliottcable> Nas?
<incomprehensibly> famous rapper
<Nuck> Network Accessible Storage
<elliottcable> never heard of. it doesn't sound like it! D:
<incomprehensibly> I'll send you this song
<incomprehensibly> the non-instrumental version
<elliottcable> anyway!
<elliottcable> to the room!
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<elliottcable> whee
<devyn> whee
* devyn is away: sleeping
<Nuck> WHEEEEEEEEE I'M MORE EXCITED THAN YOU FUCKERS
<Nuck> I HAVE MORE E'S
* Nuck takes more E
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<Nuck> Man, #japanese.utf8 is the craziest damn thing
<Nuck> Being linked to rooms on other IRCs via this one bot is just... wow
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<whitequark> Nuck: hm, what?
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<Nuck> Woah
<Nuck> I just managed to enter a valid tar command with no reference
<Nuck> Yay
<Nuck> (on my first try)
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<whitequark> Nuck: was it 'tar --help' ?
<Nuck> Nope
<Nuck> tar xvf yaourt.tar.gz
<Nuck> I successfully defused the bomb
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<vil> Nuck: I'm usually down to two tried for tar now.
<vil> *tries
<locks> who are you whitequark
<locks> I demand naswersadoifu´
<Nuck> He's a cool guy elliott managed to ensnare
<Nuck> vil: Nice!
<Nuck> IDK how I even got to 1 try, I basically never use it
<Nuck> Somehow "xvf" just sorta stuck with me
<locks> xtreme volume fuckzoring
<vil> I know x is 'extract', and I think f is 'create files'
<vil> dunno what v actually means
<Nuck> v is always verbose
<Nuck> I think
<vil> ah
<Nuck> Yeah, verbose
<Nuck> -vvv = 3x verbose on many things, etc.
<Nuck> That's one thing I learned quickly - if you have an error, throw more V's on it
<vil> lol
<purr> lol
<Nuck> Have you ever climaxed while writing code?
<alexgordon> LOL
<vil> I can honestly say no
<locks> alexgordon: is this what you do instead of working on chocolat?
<alexgordon> locks: nope
<locks> laugh at puerile humour?
<Nuck> I once climaxed to Java's stdlib. Now my genitals have the Herpes class mixed in.
<alexgordon> Nuck: but java doesn't have mixins!
<alexgordon> locks: making a bitcoin trading bot
<Nuck> shush
<vil> lol Java with mixins. that would be even MORE terrifying
<purr> lol
<vil> imagine how they'd be implemented
<locks> alexgordon: why
* vil hides in the corner
<alexgordon> locks: fun
<locks> vil: implements MixinInterface
<incomprehensibly> nah id' be less terrifying I'd say
<Nuck> vil: I would try and combine mixins with interfaces
<incomprehensibly> it'd*
<vil> how so?
<vil> also hi incomprehensibly
<Nuck> hahaha locks and I had the same idea
<incomprehensibly> yeah there's already interfaces
<Nuck> YES BUT COMBINE THEM
<incomprehensibly> and java already has semantics for inheriting multiple scopes because of inner classes
<Nuck> incomprehensibly: WHY DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH JAVA
<vil> that's true, I suppose
<vil> Nuck: you don't have to like a language to know it :D
<vil> actually yeah, Java with mixins would be awesome, because you could get rid of generics
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<locks> incomprehensibly: I have no idea who you are, but clearly you're my favourite person in the channel
<locks> wink wink nudge nudge
<vil> locks: it's micah
<locks> the singer?
<incomprehensibly> thatsthejoke.jpg I think?
<incomprehensibly> or
<Nuck> vil: Yes but now incomprehensibly's brain has AIDS
<vil> wat
* vil has not had enough coffee for this conversation
<Nuck> locks: The mormon
<vil> locks: yep
<incomprehensibly> locks: yeah that one
<incomprehensibly> i'm a literal prophet
<Nuck> Which explains why you're so incomprehensible
<incomprehensibly> I think Micah was known for more comprehensible prophesying actually :p
<locks> "love thy neighbour, especially when her husband is away selling camel"
<Nuck> At least he didn't read invisible gold plates from a hat using magic glasses
<locks> "give the other cheek a good spank"
<Nuck> Can't be *all* bad
<audy> server is swapping hard and I can't ssh :'(
<audy> I don't want to shoot it because it's working so hard
<locks> that's why you shoot it
<locks> put it out of its misery
<audy> oh good point
<locks> stop exploring it :(
<locks> servers are ºepºçe ruu
* audy pops caps
<locks> servers are ºçrºç ypp
<audy> locks are you trying to spell 'horses?'
<locks> people
<locks> there we go.
<audy> haha
<locks> bullet to the head is the only way to retire, amirite incomprehensibly
<audy> what if tenderlove makes sausages out of gorby's kittens?
<locks> they would be delish
<vil> locks: that's the only way I'll retire
<locks> me too
<locks> I'll say "look, boss-man/woman, I'm tired"
<locks> and then BUST A MOVE
<locks> themed gun, and I cap his ass
<locks> so he doesn't shit himself when he dies (here's a south park reference)
<locks> and I put a bullet to the head
<locks> song playing
<locks> and _then_ I kill him
<locks> doing comedic time is hard on irc.
<vil> right then
<vil> yes, it is
<vil> ugh, the people that I talk to and know in real life are never up early enough
<vil> hazards of associating with programmers, I suppose
<locks> it would seem
<locks> that you are foreveralone
<vil> this is true
<locks> don't worry
<locks> everyone dies, one way or another
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<locks> incomprehensibly: you might be able to help me with something
<locks> I need to write a paper on emergent behavior, for my agent-based systems course
<locks> I've found a bunch of papers already, but I ahve no idea how good they are
<locks> so, anything you can point me to :P
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<elliottcable> Bitcoin's up to $220!?!?
<elliottcable> Fuck ME sideways.
<elliottcable> Oh. My god.
<elliottcable> in unrelated news,
<vil> that's freaking insane
<audy> 238
<audy> that spike is someone buying 530 bitcoins
<audy> >>> 530 * 230
<purr> audy: (number) 121900
<audy> 1.21 kilobucks
<audy> someone called it the cryptocoaster
<alexgordon> haha
<vil> elliottcable: was there actually any unrelated news?
<vil> also hi
<incomprehensibly> locks: hm, I'm sorry but I don't think I have any papers to refer you to
<locks> balls
<locks> oh well
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<elliottcable> Hi, vil!
<vil> hi elliottcable!
<elliottcable> I need to use a different browser for development/documentation.
<vil> different than Safari?
<elliottcable> or a second instance of Safari, or something.
<vil> how come?
<elliottcable> partially because I have to kill my entire browser-instance every time I eject my USB key
<vil> ah
<elliottcable> and partially because, when I re-start Safari, ALL of the windows that were previously open, open in the same Space.
<vil> that could be annoying, yeah
<elliottcable> When I was using Spaces to organize approximately a dozen windows, with three-to-four tabs apeice
<vil> I wish Spaces was still Spaces
<elliottcable> smothers my “non-development activities” on my first Space, when I command-space Safari to open a particular web-page real quick
<elliottcable> how d'ya mean?
<elliottcable> “still Spaces?”
<elliottcable> Oh. nah. Mission Control is excellent. Love it.
<vil> Mission Control is good, yeah
<vil> but multi-directional spaces worked better for my brain
* elliottcable shrugs
<purr> ¯\(º_o)/¯
<elliottcable> gotcha
<vil> also I wish fullscreen worked better with multiple monitors, but that's just asking far too much
<vil> elliottcable: so what have you been working on at the moment? it's been quiet around here
<elliottcable> Yeah. Because I banned gqbrielle. Duh.
<vil> heh
<elliottcable> and I'm building a Wobsieeet.
<vil> what kind?
<elliottcable> vil ⑊ /join #bitchesaintshit
<vil> and I almost googled Wobsieeet
<vil> before my brain parsed it
<purrr> [is] elliottcable pushed 4 new commits to start+: https://github.com/elliottcable/is/compare/8e0fe3dcda88...a9fd10ecdb72
<purrr> is/start+ 84a04fe elliottcable: + updating coffee-script
<purrr> is/start+ 8f00a4a elliottcable: + favicon handling for non-HTML files
<purrr> is/start+ bae9182 elliottcable: + properly handle robots.txt
<locks> why are you talking alone vil ?
<locks> that's kinda crazy
<vil> what?
<locks> you've been talking to yourself
<vil> locks: do you still have elliottcable ignored?
<locks> FWIW I miss 2D spaces as well
<locks> I instantly noticed the difference when I grabbed my old mbp
<locks> who is that person?
<vil> yeah
<vil> that's what I thought
* elliottcable shrugs
<purr> ¯\(º_o)/¯
<elliottcable> I don't care if he wants nothing to do with me; and I don't even care if he's immature enough to passive-aggressively and explicitly act as if I don't exist. Whatever floats his boat.
<elliottcable> But if he continues to actively waste my, and the rest of the channel's, time by discussing such *in here*, I'll probably kick him.
<elliottcable> Don't have a lot of time for B.S. nowadays.
<locks> purr: yeah, it's crazy town
<elliottcable> Hell, barely have time for computers as it is; definitely not going to waste it.
<locks> vil: is he mad?
<locks> I hope he isn't mad D:
<vil> locks: slightly, yes
<locks> oh, shoot :/
<elliottcable> vil ⑊ I generally, on principle, don't expect others to act as go-betweens for me.
<elliottcable> This will be the first, and last, time you'll ever see me “Tell him for me,”
<vil> certainly
<elliottcable> But I don't believe he realizes the channel is logged now.
<vil> back to the other channel
<elliottcable> So please inform him.
<vil> locks: he wants you to know that the channel is logged if you wish
<vil> -logs @ locks
<purr> locks: `curl -Lr -`bc <<<'2 ^ 16'` http://ell.io/logs | tail +2 | less -RS`
<elliottcable> -weblogs @ locks
<locks> oh
<vil> ooh that's new
<locks> I better watch what I say then
<locks> I don't want my sexy words ending up on some seedy sexbot vocabulary
<elliottcable> lol “mad”
<purr> lol
<elliottcable> I'm not mad at locks, only Gabrielle.
<elliottcable> locks is a consummate troll that hates me for some reason I'm unaware of. That's confusing, and maybe a tad annoying. I care little, either way.
<elliottcable> Gabrielle is an old *friend*, who's decided that trolling me and getting a eking a few laughs out of the dregs of our relationship is more worthwhile than trying to save it.
<elliottcable> Which is disappointing, and yes, angering. /=
<locks> I mean, a girl just wants to have fun, y'know?
<locks> plus, whitequark is here, who I have no idea is
<locks> I think I accidentally that sentence
<vil> elliottcable: I can imagine so :/
<elliottcable> mmmmmm
<elliottcable> I need more BTC.
<vil> I'm waiting for the crash, then I'll buy a bunch
<vil> and, since it's me, it'll never go back up
<locks> vil: until a maniac loses his wallet again :P
<elliottcable> I'm planning to sell out when I reach a 400% return,
<elliottcable> then wait for a crash and re-invest it all in more BTC when it's reasonably low.
<vil> someone bought 100000+ dollars on one of the exchanges today
<vil> elliottcable: good plan
<vil> when do you think it'll crash?
<vil> I'm betting $400
<elliottcable> Mmmm. The first ASIC miners are starting to ship now. I expect the proliferation of easily-available mining silicon to fuck everything to shit and back.
<elliottcable> The market's going to run within the next few months, I guarantee it.
<elliottcable> basically, I expect some big speculator to decide the ASIC thing has kicked in enough, and then to pull out. I don't know. 250BTC+ or something. This'll affect the market enough on one day to trigget a bunch of geek's “market-drop” notifications, which'll make *them* buy out ...
<elliottcable> easily devolve into a full run.
<vil> yeah, that sounds about right
<alexgordon> elliottcable: at this point I think lots of people would buy if it got to 100
<vil> it'll go below that, I think
<elliottcable> alexgordon ⑊ hm, don't know.
<elliottcable> Who's going to trust it immediately after a crash?
<elliottcable> I'd put money on it dropping back below $US 10 / BTC on mtGOX before the end of the year.
<alexgordon> haha
<alexgordon> ok
<alexgordon> how much money?
<vil> I wish I wasn't in college at the moment, that makes it difficult to justify spending money
<elliottcable> alexgordon ⑊ escrow
<elliottcable> er
<elliottcable> ick
<elliottcable> alexgordon ⑊ let's escrow 1BTC apeice, through vil
<elliottcable> obviously we can trust vil with the equivalent of ~$US 500, right?
<alexgordon> elliottcable: haha I haven't figured out how to buy bitcoins yet