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<vil> duckinator: hi!
<duckinator> hi o/
<vil> duckinator: it's actually fairly dead at the moment, our fearless(?) leader elliottcable is off doing real life stuff
<vil> tends to get quiet
<duckinator> real life? pfft? D;
<vil> but welcome to the strangest IRC room I've ever encountered
<vil> Nuck: you around?
<vil> I tend to just lurk here because everyone's smarter than me and I learn cool stuff
<vil> also most of us are designing programming languages
<vil> ugh refactoring
<Nuck> vil: Ishly.
<vil> Nuck: olo
<Nuck> olo to you too
<vil> Nuck: I found a duckinator
<Nuck> Ohai duckinator
<Nuck> And yes we are strange as shit here
<Nuck> -back
<purr> Nuck: Welcome back! Here, have some welcome-back penises. http://youtu.be/RvkWhGVNky4
<Nuck> There we go
<Nuck> -back @ duckinator
<purr> duckinator: Welcome back! Here, have some welcome-back penises. http://youtu.be/RvkWhGVNky4
<vil> lol
<purr> lol
* vil pats purr
* purr rr
<duckinator> lolwut
<vil> duckinator: purr is our bot, she's adorable
<purr> vil: ... bot, *he*'s adorable
<Nuck> duckinator: Fat russian naked juggaloes
<vil> and elliottcable broke her
<vil> she thinks she's male now
<Nuck> PURR IS GIRL FUCK YOU ELLIOTT
<vil> *catgirl
<Nuck> vil: It's like a pray the gay away
<Nuck> Program the girl away
<vil> haha
<Nuck> Because the more code you write the smaller your vagina gets
<vil> ...
<Nuck> Eventually, after a few years of programming, your vagina just turns inside out.
<Nuck> This is why there's such a luck of women in the programming industry; they all become men within a few years.
<Nuck> I wonder if I can find Thomas The Tank Engine porn
<vil> that was a hell of a mental jump
<duckinator> the horrifying part is that the answer is almost guaranteed to be "yes"
<vil> yup
<Nuck> I remember a few years back somebody wrote an article of "10 Disney characters that have yet to be rule 34'd"
<duckinator> when it comes to porn... by the time you think of an idea, someone else is finishing creating
<Nuck> Within a few hours they'd fixed all 10
<vil> I bet that was fixed instantly
<duckinator> lol
<purr> lol
<Nuck> One of them was the horn-ducks
<Nuck> From, I believe, some Mathland thingy
<Nuck> Ah yes from Topless Robot
<Nuck> Horn Ducks, Alice in Wonderland
<Nuck> "Stegosaurus, Fantasia"
<Nuck> Yes, they invoked Rule 34 on a fucking dinosaur
<vil> what the hell
<vil> suddenly I can't grab a port
<vil> ugh
<vil> should sleep
<vil> Nuck: well duh
<Nuck> This is the same site with the horrible Lara Croft fanfic
<Nuck> Y'know, the one where she gets raped in the shower by a 3-foot dinosaur cock
<Nuck> And doens't notice
<vil> wtf
<Nuck> vil: Wait, have you not seen that one?
<vil> you were talking about it a while ago, I think
<Nuck> You should read it some time, it's possibly the best fanfiction ever written
<Nuck> The author has absolutely no grasp on how sex works
<Nuck> Like, worse than an 8-year-old
<Nuck> Hey, do any of you use Bluray shit with Macs?
<Nuck> Cause I got the entire LOTR Trilogy on Bluray, and I want to get that shit on my laptop so I can admire the detailing on their beardworks
<gkatsev> was it the extended cut?
<Nuck> Yep
<Nuck> They were on sale for $5 a pop at Target around Christmas
<gkatsev> heh
<gkatsev> well, if you start watching now, you might finish by the time the 2nd Hobbit movie comes out.
<Nuck> gkatsev: I already watched them before the first
<gkatsev> ok, lol
<purr> lol
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<Nuck> Hey, I've still got Simple invites to offload
<gkatsev> how much interest does Simple offer?
<gkatsev> probably not high-enough
<Nuck> It's not high interest
<Nuck> It's checking :P
<Nuck> You're still better off with a credit union if you want good interest rates on savings
<Nuck> But Simple offers a good mobile app which isn't just a web page awkwardly crammed into the mobile device
<gkatsev> I went with Ally bank
<Nuck> As well as a thicker layer hiding the COBOL
<Nuck> Good ol' Ruby coverin' that
<gkatsev> lol
<purr> lol
<Nuck> gkatsev: Well do *you* want to work with COBOL Shit?
<Nuck> Cause I don't.
<gkatsev> nope
<Nuck> And Simple has said they eventually are planning to make APIs
<gkatsev> maybe if I really want a lot of money
<gkatsev> yeah, simple is pretty cool
<Nuck> So there is a possibility of being able to data mine my own bank info
<Nuck> Woot
<Nuck> Just ordered some Senns
<gkatsev> ?
<Nuck> Sennheiser
<Nuck> The audio shit company
<gkatsev> that's what I thought
<Nuck> I bought a pair of earbuds from them, 4.5 stars
<gkatsev> shit as in good or bad?
<Nuck> Good
<gkatsev> right
<gkatsev> yeah, I like sennheiser.
<Nuck> Sennheiser is widely regarded to be the best company in audio equipment
<Nuck> Headphones and such
<gkatsev> I have a set of their around-the-ear headphones
<Nuck> I'm an earbuds person generally, I've got a nice stereo hooked to my laptop at home
<gkatsev> I have a pair of westone in-ear monitors for on the go and at work
<gkatsev> at home, I have a set of open air cans from sennheiser
<Nuck> Panasonic, looks like a 70's or 80's system, with 2.5-foot-tall speakers
<Nuck> Powerful as hell
<Nuck> Hooked it to my laptop with a Belkin Y Cable from Amazon
<Nuck> Actually this has to be early 90's
<gkatsev> lol
<purr> lol
<Nuck> Cause it labels Aux as CD
<Nuck> I gotta get the needle on the turntable replaced before I can start building up that collection
<Nuck> And then next month I need to order some more coffee from Verve
<Nuck> So much shit I gotta throw money at
<Nuck> Very little money to throw
<Nuck> Reminds me, I wanted to buy Bastion while it's on sale for the Humble Bundle
<Nuck> Oh right and there's the new HDD I wanna order
<Nuck> Just dropped about $20 on Amazon
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<Nuck> vil: You should apply to HackNY.
<Nuck> It's a program that I have no idea what it is but it puts you in a startup in NYC, gives you room n' board, and has you solve problems in a fellowship like setup
<Nuck> And there's moot.
<Nuck> Because he's apparently part of the NYC startup scene
<Nuck> Apparently entrepreneurship involves tutus
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<vil> Nuck: interesting
<vil> Nuck: but I've already got an internship (most likely) lined up for the summer, sooo
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<gkatsev> I like how humble bundle's average linux is higher than windows or mac.
<alexgordon> gkatsev: they have more money because they get all their shit for free!
<gkatsev> lol
<purr> lol
<elliottcable> o7, whitequark
<gkatsev> alexgordon: in which case, shouldn't mac people not give any money since it all goes to Apple?
<alexgordon> sup elly
<alexgordon> gkatsev: no because they're rich bastards like elly
<gkatsev> lol
<alexgordon> I want to know when Alex Gordon is going to be part of humble bundle
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<elliottcable> who's duckinator?
<elliottcable> duckinator ⑊ for reference, only vil and Nuck are “strange.” And maybe gqbrielle, if she still exists.
<elliottcable> The rest of us are just developers with an interest in programming-language design.
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<alexgordon> <+elliottcable> duckinator ⑊ for reference, only vil and Nuck are “strange.”
<alexgordon> you wish, elliottcable
<elliottcable> Alphabetically: alexgordon, devyn, FireFly, fwg, gkatsev, gozala, inimino, russfrank, sanitypassing, telemachus, prophile (aka “trolling”), whitequark, judofyr. All fairly normal, and very intelligent, programmers.
<elliottcable> The only odd birds are brr, Nuck, sephr, and vil.
<elliottcable> I exclude myself from both lists, as I'll let myself be judged by others, instead of myself.
<sephr> i judge you as more crazy than myself
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<vil> elliottcable: he's from the twitterverse
<vil> elliottcable: also thanks :P
<vil> elliottcable: I made a thing can I be a pogrammor now: https://github.com/vilhalmer/Comparator
<sephr> can anyone think of any words that start with C or E that mean to record or resimulate?
<alexgordon> sephr: erection?
<sephr> simulate
<sephr> not stimulate
<alexgordon> :D
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<sephr> alexgordon: can you think of a c word for graphics, rendering, computation (not that word), or drawing?
<alexgordon> sephr: what is this
<sephr> i'm making a fraps competitor
<sephr> and i want the name to basically spell out the library its using
<sephr> (apitrace)
<sephr> Apitra CE
<sephr> and now i need to give meaning to the C and the E
<sephr> Contained Emulation is the only good thing i can think of
<sephr> that actually has to do with recording gl
<sephr> contained emulation sounds like it explains the former so i'd have to use Apitra: CE
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<Nuck> sephr: Apitra CE sounds like a prescription medicine.
<gkatsev> it does
<Nuck> Also I love how elliott always tries to resist the insanity of this room.
<Nuck> RESISTENCE IS FUTILE
<sephr> Nuck: which is good because medicine sounds professional
<sephr> or at least labby
<Nuck> It sounds like it should have side effects and solve your limpdick.
<Nuck> I wouldn't consider that a good thing.
<sephr> what about without the CE? is it still medicine
<sephr> ?*
<sephr> Apitra video recording software
<Nuck> Still sounds medical, but less so
<Nuck> CE is just a common suffix for meds
<sephr> what about CK?
<sephr> apitrack is sorta similar enough that some people will get the lib reference
<sephr> oh Apitra CER also works
<Nuck> Cunt Edition RED
<Nuck> If you want it to be an acronym, then you really should avoid the K
<Nuck> Cause, like, it's hard to find things that start with K
<sephr> K can stand on its own
<sephr> Apitra: Codec K
<sephr> clearly its too extreme for me to spell out
<sephr> omg Nuck i'm a genius
<sephr> i solved the problem
<sephr> Apitra X
<sephr> still sounds like "api tracks"
<sephr> and i dont have to explain the X
<Nuck> That works
<Nuck> I still think the joke is forced and awful but okay
<sephr> also could use a K instead of an X if i want to be not as eXtreme
<Nuck> s/eXtreme/EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME/
<sephr> treme.xxx
<Nuck> troma.xxx
<sephr> Apit Racer
<sephr> it races to record your gl
<Nuck> Apit Racer sounds like a Speed Racer character from India
<sephr> of course, he's our mascot
<sephr> Apit
<Nuck> haha
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<brr> odd birds
<brr> rrrrrrr
<brr> rr
<brr> purr
<brr> r
* brr purr
* purr rr
* Nuck rolls his tongue sensually at purr
* purr rrrrrrr
* whitequark purrs
* purr rrrr
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<whitequark> Did you know that compilers are only things with three ends?
<whitequark> Back end, front end and middle end.
<Nuck> God the hiragana for "a" is just hard as shit to write
<Nuck> Of course I'm used to straight lines primarily in the latin alphabet so I guess that's to be expected
<whitequark> あああああああああ
<Nuck> haha
<Nuck> It's so easy in fonts, but getting the form of that thirds troke is rough
<alexgordon> brr and purr?
<Nuck> So I just realized
<Nuck> I basically never handwrite anything now
<Nuck> My iPhone was basically the nail in that coffin — all my stuff these days is typed
<Nuck> I might occasionally have to write stuff for tests and other in-class things
* whitequark has probably only signed stuff for a great while
<whitequark> also whiteboards. whiteboards are essential.
<Nuck> haha whiteboards are for diagramming
<Nuck> No wonder my wrist hurts from all this writing (to practice hiragana)
<Nuck> I basically haven't had to use my wrist like this more than once a month for the past 2-3 years
<Nuck> Japanese might be easier with a brush, now that I look at it
<Nuck> But the brush strokes would be easier as a leftie. Or as somebody who knows how to use a brush well
<whitequark> whiteboards are for fucking with
<Nuck> I'm trying to get one
<Nuck> Or more accurately
<Nuck> I'm trying to *make* one
<Nuck> Saving up to buy a sheet of plexiglass and some supports to mount on my wall
<Nuck> Just realized why Japanese is so hard for me to write — the latin alphabet is basically all geometric curves (straights and circles), while Japanese has all these squiggles in their curves
<brr> alexgordon :)
<alexgordon> oh brr is human?
<alexgordon> who is brr
<brr> :\
<devyn> Nuck: I think it's really only hiragana that's more fluid; katakana is fairly geometric and kanji are less so but still lots of straight lines
<devyn> oh, and elliottcable, sanitypassing doesn't program all that much
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