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<devyn> fuckin' store was like “yeah bitch, we got one of these left” and then I place the order and they don't
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<gqbrielle> hello nerds
<devyn> the ultimate test: installing gentoo
<gqbrielle> you can do it!
<devyn> processor stress test, I mean
<devyn> not a question of whether I can do it
<devyn> lol
<purr> lol
<gqbrielle> your processor can do it!
<gqbrielle> vil, are you in here?
<gqbrielle> you're in my bad books, buddy.
<gqbrielle> 'why'shington for god's sake
<gqbrielle> at least you're not in the 'war'shington camp
<gqbrielle> like my dad and grandpa are sometimes
<gqbrielle> it's like a weird one letter accent
<gqbrielle> it's like
<gqbrielle> you LIVE here
<gqbrielle> there IS no r
<gqbrielle> WHY
<gqbrielle> WHY DO YOU DO THIS
<vil> gqbrielle: I don't actually say that, promise
<gqbrielle> vil: hmmmm.
* gqbrielle percolates suspicions
<vil> it just made more sense for that joke
<devyn> whooshington
<vil> the extra a was hard to say
<gqbrielle> a'syg'asiyg
<gqbrielle> oregon and washington are like the hard level for the rest of the damn country
<gqbrielle> "sure, you can say mississippi! but CAN you say PUYALLUP?"
<devyn> that's because they want oregon to be ora-gone
<gqbrielle> NOOOOO
<vil> worcestershington
<gqbrielle> to be fair, i can't say puyallup either. only demons and ghosts can say puyallup.
<gqbrielle> everyone else just thinks they can.
<vil> is it pooh-ya-llup?
<vil> oh puh-ya-llup
<vil> *or
<devyn> /pjuːˈæləp/
<vil> I have no idea how to read those
* vil visits wikipedia
<devyn> pyu-aell-uhp
<vil> aaah
<vil> sounds like the indian names we have around here
<Nuck> Holy shit
<Nuck> Debian's stable vim
<gqbrielle> i wonder if anyone else in this channel has this problem? i was a very advance reader as a child. so when i read, i would learn new words. i would sort out how to pronounce them in my head. then i would say them, and people would fall all over themselves laughing. and ever since then i have had almost a paralytic fear of being loled at for pronouncing shit funny.
<purr> lol
<Nuck> Doesn't even have relativenumber
<gqbrielle> advanced*
<devyn> Nuck: for god's sake stop using debian stable
<gqbrielle> oh neat, it's a Nuck.
<Nuck> gqbrielle: Hello
<Nuck> Also, I had that issue up until the fear
<Nuck> I just didn't give a fuck
<gqbrielle> that should be your catchphrase, Nuck. like if you ever make a peanut butter company named Nuck or something.
<Nuck> I used to pronounce "museum" as "muse-yam"
<gqbrielle> little kid goes over to friend's house. i want a sandwich! oh well we have peanut butter, is that okay? kid sees a jar of Nuck on the shelf. OH NEAT, IT'S A NUCK!
<devyn> “Nuck made peanut butter because he just didn't give a fuck.”
<Nuck> devyn: I just want a stable linux with systemd and recent vim + tmux
<gqbrielle> much like you, if i put peanut buttter in my mouth, i die.
<gqbrielle> jeezus, it's perfect.
<devyn> Nuck: then use fedora server
<Nuck> devyn: Fedora uses systemd now?
<devyn> think so
<Nuck> I just cannot wrap my head around initscripts
<Nuck> Who thought this design was *good*?
<devyn> “Fedora since Fedora 15”
<Nuck> ... wat
<Nuck> Oh, as things which use systemd
<devyn> as in, Fedora has used systemd since Fedora 15
<devyn> yup.
<gqbrielle> Fedora has bad design?
<gqbrielle> COLOR ME SURPRISED
<gqbrielle> also fedora 15
<devyn> no, debian's initscripts do
<gqbrielle> everyone knows you can't fix the first fedora by adding more
<gqbrielle> it's simple math
<devyn> fedora's fine
<devyn> Nuck: you could also use ubuntu server, which isn't systemd but upstart, which is decent
<Nuck> Upstart is okay, but I really have grown quite attached to systemd
<Nuck> Because I can shove things into it and it fucking /works/
<devyn> well I've written arch initscripts in the past
<devyn> not hard, just kinda long
<devyn> it's 9pm and dark and I want to go for a walk
<Nuck> In my case I had to switch users "the right way" to get unicorn to work right
<Nuck> Debian put in play a chain reaction, essentially
<Nuck> It all began because I had to compile my own ruby into ~
<Nuck> But it built and built into a giant clusterfuck
<Nuck> If I didn't chuser correctly (turns out the easiest route was sudo -u) it exploded (or worse got into a restart loop)
<gqbrielle> i thought Nuck would like a clusterfuck.
<devyn> I like to fuck clusters
* Nuck clusts devyn's butt
<gqbrielle> i see you being great at dinner parties.
* Nuck is a cluster
<gqbrielle> is devyn....fucking...the grapes?
<gqbrielle> *everyone whispers & gathers at opposite end of the room*
<Nuck> gqbrielle: See, I imagined him with his cock in a bowl of cereal
<devyn> “hey guys I did it”
<Nuck> Y'know the stuff with the clusters
<gqbrielle> oh yeah
<gqbrielle> nutclusters
<gqbrielle> dust busters
<gqbrielle> fema fusters
<gqbrielle> ...hell if know
<gqbrielle> grape nuts? no...
<gqbrielle> dammit
<gqbrielle> i'm spending too much time imagining devyn's cock
<gqbrielle> are you 18 yet?
<gqbrielle> (no)
<devyn> nope, still 16
<gqbrielle> age faster, damn you
<devyn> it's hard :(
<gqbrielle> when i was your age i was 65
<gqbrielle> don't whine to me about it
<devyn> well I'm legal where I come from, so don't worry 'bout it
* devyn kids
<devyn> but yeah, canada's 16 for sex (and not totally restrictive under that), and 19 for booze
<devyn> yay us
<gqbrielle> quiet you. i'm 24 and i still get carded 9/10 times i buy booze because i am very short and look very young
<gqbrielle> i mean the D cup tits are helping with that in terms of everyday life people thinking i'm 14/16
<gqbrielle> but in the harsh eyes of grocery store/liquor store cashiers, ain't no thangs.
<devyn> lol my parents took me into a bar and didn't realize they were sitting in the wrong place for tables with minors until they asked for ID
<purr> lol
<gqbrielle> haha
<gqbrielle> at a restaurant here before my brother in law was 21 they asked if we wanted to be seated in the bar becuase it would be faster
<gqbrielle> we were like uh. sure?
<gqbrielle> then they ID'd us when we sat down as a matter of course, he didn't have his
<gqbrielle> we got moved to a regular table & didn't have to wait any longer.
<gqbrielle> so it worked, we just felt like assholes for hopping the line
<devyn> heh
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<Nuck> Here you can sit at the bar even under 21, you just can't get booze
<Nuck> Generally
<devyn> Nuck: apparently you could here until recently. *sigh*
<devyn> can't have alcohol influencing young people
<gqbrielle> dem childrens ruining everything for everybody
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<devyn> is it weird that I have SATA cables lying down in my dresser
<devyn> lying around*
<devyn> hm
* devyn considers putting a USB hub on the inside of his computer
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<Nuck> devyn: Why a hub? Why not just add a secondary USB controller?
<devyn> Nuck: hmmm?
<devyn> a hub, so that I can put the wifi and peripheral dongles on the inside
<devyn> I have a hub I'm not using
<devyn> it's not that I need extra ports — I just need them inside and only have one extension cable
<devyn> I have tons of ports :p
<devyn> like, way more than I need
* devyn counts them
<devyn> Nuck: in fact, motherboard + case USB ports = 14 USB ports, 4 of which are USB 3.0
<Nuck> devyn: Why not mount one of those on the inside then?
<Nuck> A case controller shouldn't be too hard to invert
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trolling is now known as prophile
<alexgordon> mmm
<alexgordon> so problems with C's enums
<alexgordon> (or C++'s)
<alexgordon> 1. difficult control over namespacing, C's enums are not namespaced, C++'s enum classes are always namespaced
<alexgordon> 2. muddy distinction between abstract enums and groups of constants
<alexgordon> 3. not reopenable
<alexgordon> 4. no built-in support for enum sets
<alexgordon> 5. ranging is rather inflexible
<alexgordon> 6. no reflection
<alexgordon> 6. only works on ints
<alexgordon> *7
<whitequark> clang is fucking beautiful
<whitequark> please, continue
<alexgordon> :P
<alexgordon> it's funny how gcc and clang's source style are so opposed
<alexgordon> gcc is a complete mess, I'm amazed whenever they release a version with new features
<alexgordon> clang is so clean, and what you'd expect from a bunch of people who know the C++ spec inside out
<whitequark> I guess gcc maintainers also know the spec inside out
<whitequark> it's not about knowledge, it's about discipline
<alexgordon> I just wish the llvm project would move to git already
<whitequark> use their github mirror?
<whitequark> they accept git patches in the ML
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<alexgordon> think I've cracked it
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<vil> bf> >++++++++++ [>++++++++++>+++++++++++>+++++++++++>+++++++++++>++++++++++><<<<<<-] >+>++>++++>+>+++> <<<<<< >.>.>.>.>.
<purr> vil: 0 0 101 112 114 111 [103] 0. Output: "eprog"
<vil> hmm
<vil> bf> ###>++++++++++ [>++++++++++>+++++++++++>+++++++++++>+++++++++++>++++++++++><<<<<<-] >+>++>++++>+>+++> <<<<<< >.>.>.>.>.
<purr> vil: 0 0 101 112 114 111 [103] 0. Output: "eprog"
<vil> oh well
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<Determinist> brainfuck?
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<whitequark> fuuuuuuuuck
<whitequark> remember when I paid a guy to translate a chapter about ruby's insane lexer?
<whitequark> so I got the paragraph in which I was most interested
<whitequark> Finally, the definition of `COND_LEXPOP()` looks a bit strange – that seems to be a way of dealing with lookahead. However, the rules now do not allow for lookahead to occur, so there’s no purpose to make the distinction between `POP` and `LEXPOP`. Basically, at this time it would be correct to say that `COND_LEXPOP()` has no meaning.
<whitequark> HAS NO MEANING.
* whitequark cries
<Aria> Yup
<whitequark> ркь
<whitequark> *hrm
<devyn> lol.
<purr> lol
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<devyn> Nuck: no, silly, it's part of the case
<Nuck> I know but you can get those separate?
<devyn> you can get them for 5.25" bays, sure, but that's more expensive than using a hub I already have, and wouldn't look as nice
<Nuck> I wasn't suggesting mounting one in a 5.25" bay
<devyn> then what are you thinking of
<Nuck> Rules are made to be broken, mount it to a case wall
<devyn> lol, if I got one that's disassemblable
<purr> lol
<devyn> disassembleable?
<devyn> uhm
* alexgordon disassemblable devyn
<Nuck> Also who else is doing this April Fools Cloak thing?
<devyn> no one
<Nuck> They're giving me a UNIX Timestamp for 1869, but I can't figure out what the fuck to do with it
<devyn> lol UNIX timestamp for 1869
<devyn> because it totally doesn't start at Jan 1 1970
<Nuck> It's a negative number
<Nuck> Though now that I think about it, it's exactly 100 years before the epoch
<devyn> then it's a lie!
<Nuck> Well
<Nuck> 100 years and 1 day
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