ELLIOTTCABLE changed the topic of #elliottcable to: a _better_ cult ˙ ͜ʟ˙ embrace, extend, extinguish.
<alexgordon> woah you can do cool stuff with sum types
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<devyn> for shits and giggles I decided to take a look at urbit again
<devyn> suddenly, there are other people who understand it other than the original guy o.o
<joelteon> did you end up with both
<devyn> you bet
<joelteon> guys, i met a girl
<joelteon> a real-life girl
<devyn> stay calm and keep your dong in your pants
<joelteon> right...
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<ELLIOTTCABLE_> devyn: hi
ELLIOTTCABLE_ is now known as ELLIOTTCABLE
<Elphaba> -what
<purr> <elliottcable> !nautical themed pashmima afghan
<Elphaba> -what
<purr> <alexgordon> elliottcable: no, my cock is a perfect rhombus
<Elphaba> -what
<purr> <devyn> optimization is orgasmic
<Elphaba> :>
<ELLIOTTCABLE> lol Elphaba
<purr> lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> giiiiiaaaaaant phone.
<vigs> didja get the +?
<Elphaba> :>
<vigs> sounds like a yes…maybe?
<devyn> saw a guy with the + on the bus today
<devyn> it looks like the old iPhone 3GS but the size of the galaxy note
<vigs> lol
<purr> lol
<incomprehensibly> devyn: the urbit guy has 100% shitty opinions about every topic there is
<devyn> I'm aware
<devyn> he's also just a really strange person
<devyn> and you can tell from his code
<devyn> I swear he has some kind of religious attachment to four letter names
<devyn> he names
<devyn> fucking everything
<devyn> three or four letters
<devyn> and they don't even often make sense
<devyn> "this program has the potential to crash urbit so I'm gonna call it 'bang'"
<devyn> wat
<Elphaba> ELLIOTTCABLE: i got a girlfriend
<incomprehensibly> devyn: it's really just dumb all around
<incomprehensibly> but he takes a polemic tone in his docs
<joelteon> i got a girlfriend too
<incomprehensibly> so, it gets upvotes
<Elphaba> joelteon: that girl you met? ;)
<devyn> but the thing is even in C code he does it
<joelteon> which one
<joelteon> oh yeah her
<joelteon> yes
* vigs hears "C" and cries
<vigs> also grats to all you folks with girlfriends
<Elphaba> joelteon: nice save xP
<joelteon> no i'm not excited yet
<devyn> I don't <:D
<Elphaba> vigs: tyvm! she's a lovely woman from Kentucky who likes anime, talkin' about ghosts, and holding hands
<Elphaba> It's early days yet it's only been about a month and a half but I'm pretty fond of her...
<devyn> incomprehensibly: http://urbit.org/ "Urbit is unlaunched. Not that we ever launched it. It leaked."
<devyn> then what the fuck
<Elphaba> devyn: wat
<Elphaba> -what
<purr> <devyn> Nuck: …no, the IRC protocol doesn't support rewriting history.
<Elphaba> heh
<vigs> Elphaba: awwww
<devyn> this is
<devyn> REAL C CODE
<devyn> WATF
<ELLIOTTCABLE> devyn: doesn't seem that bad.
<vigs> oh my fuck
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: j2_mcc(Pt4, by, int)(wir_r, u2_rx(wir_r, l_a), u2_rx(wir_r, l_b))
<devyn> that makes perfect sense right
<ELLIOTTCABLE> devyn: like … I can tell at a glance that if I understood his naming conventions, the code would make sense.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> i.e. it's only of "first order" insanity
<devyn> haha
<devyn> true
<devyn> I guess
<devyn> but his naming conventions really don't make sense
<devyn> it's not even "compressed"
<ELLIOTTCABLE> then there's code that wouldn't make sense even if you understood the identifiers, because the *semantics* are unidiomatic
<devyn> like he isn't just taking things that make sense and making them shorter
<ELLIOTTCABLE> "second order" insanity
<devyn> he literally names shit random things
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and finally code that exploits unexpected or widely unknown aspects of the *underlying* system(s) on a regular basis, such that even if you understood the intended semantics, you wouldn't be able to modify or follow the code.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> third-order insanity.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> #elliottsgroup™
<Elphaba> vigs: :>
<devyn> ↑ describes an HTTP server state
<devyn> uv_tcp_t wax_u; // event handler state
<devyn> WHY CALL IT `wax_u`????
<vigs> wax up, wax down, obviously
<ELLIOTTCABLE> well, there's an argument to be made that recognizability / usability of a identifier-set only depends upon its relation to another particular language at the *start* of interactions
<devyn> c3_w coq_l; // next connection number
<vigs> yurgh. could I get a second pair of eyes on this? I'm turbo new to C, and…yurgh.
<devyn> because we can't just use C's int types
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that said: idk why I'm defending him, bbl
<devyn> we have to rename them c3_w
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh wait yes I do, because someday this exact conversation will be had about *my* code.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> >,>
<vigs> ELLIOTTCABLE: it's no fun to unanimously bash a thing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<ELLIOTTCABLE> devyn: I miss programming.
<devyn> your code is waaaay more readable than this ELLIOTTCABLE
<vigs> unless that thing is coffeescript
<ELLIOTTCABLE> vigs: <3
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I lol'd
<purr> lol
<devyn> I have a wat in there about coffeescript
<devyn> -what
<purr> <ec> gleaming fucking love sword.
<devyn> -what
<purr> <locks> elliot is always up, he takes viagra by the bucketful
<devyn> meh
<vigs> don't even get me started
<vigs> also lol
<devyn> meh
<devyn> -what
<purr> <eboy> no one older than 34's name is devin
<devyn> -what
<purr> <alexgordon> she sells csh by the C shore
<devyn> -what
<purr> <elliottcable> “Kapo also had a detachable vagina, which she once used as a decoy to aid her sister Pele to flee the overzealous Kamapua'a.”
<ELLIOTTCABLE> k 4 r
<devyn> perfect
<devyn> see ya ELLIOTTCABLE
<Elphaba> -what
<purr> <locks> if Paws is 0.1% has confusing as elliot, it'll be unusable
<Elphaba> -what
<purr> <alexgordon> impotence implies idempotence
<Elphaba> -what
<purr> <Nuck> On the bright side, incomprehensibly, you can still write Objective C
<devyn> -what
<purr> <gqbrielle> damn.
<devyn> -what
<purr> <Nuck> Music is kinda like code. Except louder.
<devyn> -what
<purr> <elliottcable> “I dropped a lot of Reddit in college. I still shudder when I see an arrow.”
<Elphaba> -what
<purr> <prophile> if a tree falls in the forest, and is linked with LTO...
<Elphaba> -what
<purr> <sullytaylor> I just spent three minuits looking for somthing, then I realised it was in my mouth
<Elphaba> -what
<purr> <drparse> gqbrielle: a warning is when the parser gets passive-aggressive on you, an error is when it gets aggressive at you, a parse error is when it punches you in the fucking face
<devyn> -what
<purr> <micahjohnston> what was that one webcomic with lots of dicks in it
<devyn> -what
<purr> <alexgordon> tried vim, it sucks
<devyn> -what
<purr> <Nuck> I would totally go to the book of mormon with a cat-tail buttplug in
<vigs> omg
<Elphaba> -what
<purr> <vil> hmmm, can't quite fit the end of a whiteboard marker in my nostril
<Elphaba> -what
<purr> <alexgordon> glowcoil: java is the good sandwich that my future wife will make for me when we're both in heaven after jesus has come back and collected us in his minibus
<Elphaba> -what
<purr> <jeannicolas> you guys have a way of grabing a programming language and making it suck its own wiener!
<devyn> -what
<purr> <jeannicolas> * pictures elliottcable writing javascript while bathing in V8 juice...
<devyn> -what
<purr> <Nuck> purr isn't C
<devyn> -what
<purr> <whitequark> sephr-uni: you are indeed the hardware equivalent of a mongodb fanboy
<Elphaba> hahahahahaha
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh god don't get purr klined
<Elphaba> -what
<purr> <whitequark> plastic food is awesome.
<Elphaba> -what
<purr> <alexgordon> fuck C++ up the comma operator
<Elphaba> -what
<purr> <dxgriffiths> Variadic declare, it's like 'fire photon torpedoes'.
<Elphaba> hee
<Elphaba> i stopped :>
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: remember when that happened
<Elphaba> devyn: i do and ELLIOTTCABLE did it himself with a test cmd
<devyn> I think it takes a lot more though lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> devyn: yes and I was toooo
<Elphaba> devyn: i cried with laughter all month
<Elphaba> remembering that
<vigs> so…would anyone mind taking a look at this thing? :|
<ELLIOTTCABLE> man what WAS I doing
<devyn> vigs: what thing
<Elphaba> EVERYBODY
<Elphaba> VIGS WANTS TO SHOW US HIS THING
<Elphaba> IT'S PROBABLY NOT HIS DICK
<vigs> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh stfu
<ELLIOTTCABLE> vigs: what thing
<Elphaba> no u
<ELLIOTTCABLE> :D
<devyn> vigs: show me your thing. right now. >:D
<Elphaba> :>
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Elphaba: NO U
<Elphaba> ELLIOTTCABLE: you wanna go bitch 8D
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Elphaba: I'LL SLAP YOU WITH MY GIANT PHONE
<vigs> devyn: one of the problems I have to do for this C class >_>
<Elphaba> ELLIOTTCABLE: IS THAT A METAPHOR
<vigs> ELLIOTTCABLE: ^
<devyn> vigs: k, bring it
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Elphaba: I wish
<Elphaba> ELLIOTTCABLE: OH BABY OH BABY YOUR IPHONE IS SO HARD FOR ME
<ELLIOTTCABLE> this phone is larger than my cock.
<devyn> Elphaba: wat.
<purr> beep.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> horrible realization.
<Elphaba> ELLIOTTCABLE: i'm...i'm...i don't know what to do wif dis realisation
<Elphaba> devyn: halp
<Elphaba> purr: halp
<vigs> devyn: kay, lemme clean it up, one sec
<ELLIOTTCABLE> actually woah it might be about the same
<ELLIOTTCABLE> suddenly regret never measuring myself
<Elphaba> IF EC DICK = GREATER THAN PHONE, THEN ???
<devyn> haha
<ELLIOTTCABLE> quick #ELLIOTTCABLE, arouse me
<Elphaba> ELLIOTTCABLE: i want you and donald to suck each other off while i watch
<devyn> -rule34 @ Elphaba
<Elphaba> :3
<devyn> wait
<devyn> wasn't there something
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -rule34 Elphaba
<devyn> -34
<purr> devyn: Here. <http://bit.ly/1ynN36I> [NSFW]
<purr> devyn: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<devyn> -34 @ Elphaba
<purr> Elphaba: Here. <http://bit.ly/1ynN36I> [NSFW]
<purr> devyn: (You're a dick.)
<devyn> -34 @ ELLIOTTCABLE
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Here. <http://bit.ly/1ynN36I> [NSFW]
<purr> devyn: (You're a dick.)
<Elphaba> -rule34 gabrielle
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -34 Elphaba
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Here. <http://bit.ly/1ynN1vy> [NSFW]
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<Elphaba> -34 ELLIOTTCABLE
<devyn> -34 devyn
<Elphaba> -34 @ devyn
<purr> devyn: Here. <http://bit.ly/1ynN4rt> [NSFW]
<purr> Elphaba: (You're a dick.)
<ELLIOTTCABLE> … it's not like anybody's specifically drawn porn of either of you
<devyn> -34 porn
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -34 bill nye
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Here. <http://bit.ly/1ynN76p> [NSFW]
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<Elphaba> ELLIOTTCABLE: lies
<Elphaba> ELLIOTTCABLE: with this nick?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> … mildly surprised that succeeded.
<Elphaba> ELLIOTTCABLE: I'M THE WITCH OF THE FUCKING WEST 8D
<Elphaba> -34 elphaba
<purr> Elphaba: Here. <http://bit.ly/1ynN1vy> [NSFW]
<purr> Elphaba: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Elphaba: I already did that :P
<Elphaba> :P
<Elphaba> oh wow that's some really good art
<Elphaba> THAT'S GOING IN THE FILE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> okay time to be mildly productive, bbl
<Elphaba> lol bb
<purr> lol
<Elphaba> bye lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Elphaba: I believe I recognize the artist.
<Elphaba> ELLIOTTCABLE: me too
<ELLIOTTCABLE> can't recall the name
<Elphaba> ELLIOTTCABLE: not sure how i feel about that
<Elphaba> ELLIOTTCABLE: o well
<devyn> Elphaba: yeah pretty nice actually
<ELLIOTTCABLE> this phone is too big my hands hurt
<ELLIOTTCABLE> seriously considering selling it.
<Elphaba> ELLIOTTCABLE: i'll buy it off you, you baby handed baby
<Elphaba> :>
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Elphaba: pff
<Elphaba> ELLIOTTCABLE: :D
<ELLIOTTCABLE> also, I always thought it was elphEba.
<Elphaba> ELLIOTTCABLE: nope!
<Elphaba> EL - fah - buh.
<gq> :P
<gq> -what
<purr> <Nuck> It's so long and hard and .... stupid
<gq> -what
<purr> <alexgordon> my arse is a abacus
<gq> -what
<purr> <micahjohnston> well, I don't usually incorporate dicks into my typeclasses
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<devyn> 23:53:49 <@purr> <micahjohnston> well, I don't usually incorporate dicks into my typeclasses
<devyn> fantastic
<devyn> <3 incomprehensibly
<purr> Let it be known that devyn hearts incomprehensibly.
<gq> -what
<purr> <mcc> glowcoil: the way universal nullability works in Java is that null is of a special type which technically inherits from every object type D: D: D:
<gq> -what
<purr> <alexgordon> also I didn't know "Chains" was an attire
<gq> -what
<purr> <alexgordon> like a place for really religious salmon to go
<gq> <3 devyn
<purr> Let it be known that gq hearts devyn.
<gq> <3 ELLIOTTCABLE
<purr> Let it be known that gq hearts ELLIOTTCABLE.
<gq> <3 nuck
<purr> Let it be known that gq hearts nuck.
<gq> <3 incomprehensibly
<purr> Let it be known that gq hearts incomprehensibly.
<gq> and none for joelteon bai
<gq> ^.~
<devyn> <3 gq
<purr> Let it be known that devyn hearts gq.
<gq> <3
<devyn> <3 joelteon
<purr> Let it be known that devyn hearts joelteon.
<gq> idk how to make it list the stuff i love
<gq> do you remember devyn?
<devyn> -loves gq
<purr> devyn: gq loves alexgordon, ELLIOTTCABLE, devyn, elliottcable, nuck, and incomprehensibly.
<gq> that is a shorter list than expected
<gq> <3 Elphaba
<purr> Let it be known that gq hearts Elphaba.
<gq> <3 locks
<purr> Let it be known that gq hearts locks.
<devyn> -loves gqbrielle
<purr> devyn: gqbrielle loves tucker, mordof, alexgordon, winter, tron: legacy soundtrack, abstractness, flounces, lesbians, micahjohnston, prophile, dumbasstatertot, his_hoofiness, inhalers, Navarr, spinny-chairs, aussie accents, android, solving everything, ragequatting, alcohol, devyn, ricotta cheese, locks, sanitypassing, ErrIOmmCABrE FO PESIDENm, Nuck, richard stallman, navarr, catbug, purr, whitequark, drparse, nooga, jeannicolas, and vil.
<gq> <3 tucker
<purr> Let it be known that gq hearts tucker.
<gq> oh there we go
<gq> that fucking nick lol
<purr> lol
<devyn> haha
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that's a much more reasonable list.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> tucker!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> tucker. >:
<devyn> -loves devyn
<purr> devyn: devyn loves purr, locks, alexgordon, Haskell, elliottcable, gqbrielle, mordof, Nuck, battlecollie, micahjohnston, everyone, zsh, nothing, more nothing, inimino, cold, Navarr, berri, sephr, Minecraft, nerd.nu, PawsChan, Ruby, Lua, μs, caffeine, c4ff31n3, redstone, Vancouver, Richmond, rain, IamTash, eboyjr, APL, 日本語, copro param, GitHub, gqbrielle|afk, applicative functors, zzap, reddit, #elliottcable, bluebie, lojban, jeannicolas, mexican food, japan
<ELLIOTTCABLE> lily!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> max!
<nuck> hi
<purr> nuck: hi!
<gq> nuck: hallo
<ELLIOTTCABLE> th'fuck is nerd.nu
<gq> -hi nuck
<gq> -hello @ nuck
<gq> -welcome @ nuc
<purr> nuc: Welcome back! Here, have some welcome-back penises. http://youtu.be/RvkWhGVNky4
<gq> ... good enough... lol
<nuck> yes
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: minecraft server -.-
<joelteon> thanks devyn
<nuck> I forgot about that one
<devyn> -welcome @ gq
<purr> gq: Welcome back! Here, have some welcome-back penises. http://youtu.be/RvkWhGVNky4
<nuck> Thanks for reminding me that the welcome back penises exist
<gq> -nuck @ nuck
<purr> nuck: shut up nuck you are a nuck
<gq> -mix @ nuck
<purr> nuck: shut up you fuckers i'm awesome and like elliott but better 'cos tits
<gq> hahahaha
<nuck> " This video is not available. "
gq is now known as MIX
<MIX> DUN DUN DUN
<devyn> DAMN DID THE VIDEO GET TAKEN DOWN D:
<MIX> OH THEY DIDN'T PUT NICK PROTECTION ON WHEN THEY STOLE MY NICK
<MIX> STUPID FUCKERS
<MIX> HAHAHAH
<devyn> whoa, mix
<ELLIOTTCABLE> MIX: can i pay you to only have one nickname?
<MIX> -loves mix
<purr> MIX: mix loves elliottcable, spherecat1, chrome, sanitypassing, micahjohnston, and purr.
<devyn> hahahaha
<MIX> ELLIOTTCABLE: yes, i take cash, credit, and btc :>
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -btc @ MIX
<purr> MIX: Buy ฿1: $US 402.96 @ Bitstamp, $US 403.00 @ Coinbase
<ELLIOTTCABLE> woah forgot about HOLY SHIT IT'S CHEAP RIGHT NOW
MIX is now known as Martini|Mix
<Martini|Mix> ^_^
<Martini|Mix> <3 alcohol
<purr> Let it be known that Martini|Mix hearts alcohol.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> theFUCK, $400?
Martini|Mix is now known as BaronSamedi
<BaronSamedi> <3 loa
<purr> Let it be known that BaronSamedi hearts loa.
<BaronSamedi> <3 voodoo
<purr> Let it be known that BaronSamedi hearts voodoo.
<BaronSamedi> <3 dr facilier
<purr> Let it be known that BaronSamedi hearts dr facilier.
BaronSamedi is now known as gq
<gq> ;p
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -wholoves dicks
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: dicks is loved by darkf.
<gq> HAHAHAHAH
* ELLIOTTCABLE laughs
<gq> -wholoves darkf
<purr> gq: darkf is loved by darkf.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -wholoves penis
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: penis is loved by no one :(
<ELLIOTTCABLE> aw
<gq> really?
<nuck> -wholoves elliott
<purr> nuck: elliott is loved by no one :(
<gq> i thought navarr loved dick
<gq> -wholoves navarr
<purr> gq: navarr is loved by devyn, gqbrielle, gqbrielle, and gqbe.
<nuck> Ain't that the truth, purr
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -woloves dick
<gq> wow i really love navaarr i guess
<gq> <3 elliott
<purr> Let it be known that gq hearts elliott.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -wholoves dick
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: dick is loved by no one :(
<nuck> -wholoves nuck
<purr> nuck: nuck is loved by devyn, gqbrielle, sephr, gqbe, Nuck_, everybody, vil, that_was_a_lie, gabberwocky, Laufeyson, Harlequin, and gq.
<gq> everybody, that was a lie, lol
<nuck> everybody loves nuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE> purr: “ELLIOTTCABLE: dick is loved by no one :(” wat.
<purr> beep.
<gq> <3 cock
<purr> Let it be known that gq hearts cock.
<gq> <3 pussy
<purr> Let it be known that gq hearts pussy.
<nuck> <3 dicks
<purr> Let it be known that nuck hearts dicks.
<gq> <3 BISEXUAL GENITALIA
<purr> Let it be known that gq hearts BISEXUAL GENITALIA.
<devyn> -wholoves pussy
<purr> devyn: pussy is loved by gq.
<gq> haha
<nuck> -loves nuck
<purr> nuck: nuck loves showers and dicks.
<gq> <3 bailey
<purr> Let it be known that gq hearts bailey.
<gq> <3 donald
<purr> Let it be known that gq hearts donald.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> BISEXUAL ‘GENEITALIA’
<devyn> HAHAHAHA
<gq> -loves gq
<purr> gq: gq loves alexgordon, ELLIOTTCABLE, devyn, elliottcable, nuck, incomprehensibly, Elphaba, locks, tucker, elliott, cock, pussy, BISEXUAL GENITALIA, bailey, and donald.
<devyn> nuck: wat.
<purr> beep.
<nuck> "00:41:05 @purrnuck: nuck loves showers and dicks."
<gq> nuck: hahahaha
<nuck> Now that's a quote for the ages
<ELLIOTTCABLE> devyn: fail.
<devyn> purr: "nuck: nuck loves showers and dicks." wat.
<purr> beep.
<gq> -what
<purr> <whitequark> sephr-uni: you are indeed the hardware equivalent of a mongodb fanboy
<gq> -what
<purr> <alexthegreat> prophile: I have tried shoving locks in numerous orifices but none have come up good
<devyn> thar.
<gq> -what
<purr> <eboy> triangle sally is the best performer. better than lady gaga
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ‘showers and dicks’
<nuck> This bot gets me
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but really omg
<nuck> -loves Nuck
<purr> nuck: Nuck loves his penis, JavaScript, Redis, OrangeSoda, himself, Cracked, his iPhone, purr, LESS, Mocha, BitTorrent, gqbrielle, portland, Iron & Wine, Arch Linux, ∆, Bombay Bicycle Club, DownThemAll, ##Hat, LaTeX, Chrome, Lemon Jelly, /buffer clear, Broken Bells, Neutral Milk Hotel, Fleet Foxes, Arcade Fire, Cage The Elephant, Sufjan Stevens, vil, movements, VirtualBox, Tame Impala, Tunng, Hooray For Earth, Andrew Bird, Trails and Ways, catbug, Ritsu, locks,
<gq> JESUS CHRIST
<gq> lol
<purr> lol
<devyn> his penis lol
<gq> -loves ELLIOTTCABLE
<purr> gq: ELLIOTTCABLE loves scotch, Owl City, Bastion, Max, Bitcoin, IRCCloud, nicoou, E>, all been a while want to talk soon can we have sex? okay bye, purr, ohhmaar, Spose, and joelteon.
<gq> I'M NOT ON THERE AT ALL
<gq> EC DOESN'T LOVE ME
<nuck> gq--
<purr> Let it be known that nuck hates gq.
gq has left #elliottcable ["BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW"]
<joelteon> rip
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<gq> nuck--
<purr> Let it be known that gq is indifferent to nuck.
<gq> >:C
<gq> nuck--
<purr> Let it be known that gq hates nuck.
<nuck> :^)
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -loves elliottcable
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: elliottcable loves cloudhead, devyn, tucker, gqbrielle, IamTash, Bluebie, alexgordon, Breaking Bad, zsh, purr, locks, last.fm, Zero 7, Tiberian Sun, cold, berri, NuckOff, git, George R. R. Martin, github, OS X, micahjohnston, ChelseaP, GitHub, brits, the cock, SubStack, Aria, isaacs, negative space, Lua, zzap, logs, #elliottcable, russfrank, Kaufmann Mercantile, iPad, tmux, SSH, Prompt.app, Little Snitch, Ronald Jenkees, JavaScript, judofyr, Primer,
<gq> nuck--
<purr> Let it be known that gq hates nuck.
<gq> nuck--
<purr> Let it be known that gq hates nuck.
<gq> nuck--
<nuck> The bot fuckin' gets me
<purr> Let it be known that gq hates nuck.
<devyn> this.love("ELLIOTTCABLE", "gqbrielle")
<purr> devyn: TypeError: Cannot read property 'name' of undefined
<gq> nuck--
<purr> Let it be known that gq hates nuck.
<gq> nuck--
<joelteon> what about don?
<purr> Let it be known that gq hates nuck.
<gq> nuck--
<purr> Let it be known that gq hates nuck.
<gq> nuck--
<purr> Let it be known that gq hates nuck.
<gq> nuck--
<purr> Let it be known that gq hates nuck.
<gq> nuck--
<purr> Let it be known that gq hates nuck.
<gq> nucik--
<purr> Let it be known that gq hates nucik.
<gq> ..
<gq> fine
<gq> lol
<nuck> nucik?
<gq> <3 bluebie
<purr> Let it be known that gq hearts bluebie.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -hates gq
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: gq hates nuck and nucik.
<nuck> <3 giq
<purr> Let it be known that nuck hearts giq.
<gq> <3 jenna
<purr> Let it be known that gq hearts jenna.
<devyn> this.love
<purr> devyn: function (context, lover, loved, d, opts) { var opts = merge({love: " loves ", hate: " hates ", zero: " is indifferent to ", hard: false}, opts); var l = this.loves.object; if (!l[lover]) l[lover] = {}; var c = opts.hard ? 0 : l[lover][loved] || 0; if ((c == 0 || c == 1) && d == 1 && loved.match(n…}
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jenna.
<gq> nucik++\
<ELLIOTTCABLE> >:
<gq> nucik++
<purr> Let it be known that gq is indifferent to nucik.
<gq> dere
<gq> -hates gq
<purr> gq: gq hates nuck.
<devyn> this.love(context, "ELLIOTTCABLE", "gq")
<purr> Let it be known that ELLIOTTCABLE is indifferent to gq.
<gq> -hates gqbrielle
<purr> gq: gqbrielle hates baseball cap, darkf, gqbrielle, elliottcable, southern accents, that video, deeo, battlecollie, west coast, audio chat, eboy, and summer.
<gq> -loves battlecollie
<purr> gq: battlecollie loves alexgordon and #elliottcable.
<devyn> this.love(context, "ELLIOTTCABLE", "gq", 1)
<purr> Let it be known that ELLIOTTCABLE loves gq.
<gq> <3 battlecollie
<purr> Let it be known that gq hearts battlecollie.
<gq> -loves gq
<purr> gq: gq loves alexgordon, ELLIOTTCABLE, devyn, elliottcable, incomprehensibly, Elphaba, locks, tucker, elliott, cock, pussy, BISEXUAL GENITALIA, bailey, donald, bluebie, jenna, and battlecollie.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> poor bot is probably stack overflowing with love.
nuck is now known as mix
<mix> <3 nuck
<purr> Let it be known that mix hearts nuck.
<gq> indeed
mix is now known as nuck
<nuck> :>
gq is now known as mix
<mix> nuck--
<purr> Let it be known that mix is indifferent to nuck.
<mix> nuck--
<purr> Let it be known that mix hates nuck.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wait
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wait
<mix> nuck--
<purr> Let it be known that mix hates nuck.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wait
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wait
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wait
<mix> nuck--
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wait
<purr> Let it be known that mix hates nuck.
<mix> nuck--
<purr> Let it be known that mix hates nuck.
<mix> nuck--
<purr> Let it be known that mix hates nuck.
mix is now known as gq
<gq> :>
<ELLIOTTCABLE> are you saying that gq's nicks have *independent personalities*
<devyn> yep
<gq> NOBODY'S SAYIN THAT
<gq> >.>;;;;;
<nuck> Pretty much yeah
<ELLIOTTCABLE> please tell me this has always been the case and that it will stand up to extended scrutiny of the logs
<gq> -hates nuck
<purr> gq: nuck hates gq.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> because that is the BEST EASTER EGG EVER
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: um.....it MIGHT NOT
* gq flees
* gq yells over shoulder I NEVER CLAIMED TO BE SANE
gq has left #elliottcable ["bye"]
<nuck> ELLIOTTCABLE: It's not even an easter egg it's hilariously obvious
gq has joined #elliottcable
nuck is now known as mix
<gq> >.>
<mix> <3 nuck
<purr> Let it be known that mix hearts nuck.
<devyn> this.love(context, "nuck", "gq", 1, {force:true})
<purr> Let it be known that nuck is indifferent to gq.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -find san
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Found: java, ragel, sanity, santa is female, and easter eggs
<mix> <3 nuck
<purr> Let it be known that mix hearts nuck.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -sanity
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: <http://ell.io/qDKI>
<mix> nuck++
<purr> Let it be known that mix loves nuck.
<mix> nuck++
<purr> Let it be known that mix loves nuck.
<devyn> this.love(context, "nuck", "gq", 1, {force:true})
<purr> Let it be known that nuck loves gq.
<mix> nuck++
<purr> Let it be known that mix loves nuck.
gq is now known as martini|mix
<martini|mix> nuck--
<purr> Let it be known that martini|mix hates nuck.
<martini|mix> nuck--
<purr> Let it be known that martini|mix hates nuck.
<martini|mix> nuck--
<purr> Let it be known that martini|mix hates nuck.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -sanity @ mix
<purr> mix: <http://ell.io/qDKI>
<martini|mix> nuck--
<purr> Let it be known that martini|mix hates nuck.
<martini|mix> nuck--
<purr> Let it be known that martini|mix hates nuck.
<mix> I can't change back
<martini|mix> nuck--
<purr> Let it be known that martini|mix hates nuck.
<martini|mix> nuck--
<purr> Let it be known that martini|mix hates nuck.
<mix> wtf
martini|mix is now known as nuck
<nuck> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<nuck> NO NICK PROTECTION YOU STUPID
<nuck> STUPID IDIOT BAD PROGRAMMER
<nuck> BAD
<nuck> :D
<nuck> I'M NUCK
<nuck> I LOVE SHAVING MY LEGS
<nuck> AND STOCKINGS
<nuck> AND BEING GAY FOR COCK
<nuck> AND GAY FOR CUNT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “STUPID IDIOT BAD PROGRAMMER”
<mix> Ahahahaha I got nicked from ##C
<nuck> AND GAY
nuck is now known as Guest86626
<mix> 00:44:38 candideYou have been temporarily banned due to nick-change flooding. You will be unbanned in 30 minutes.
<Guest86626> GAY GAY GAYGAY
<Guest86626> DAMN
<mix> Awesome
Guest86626 is now known as gq
<gq> :>
<mix> guI have nick protection you idiot
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wait who's who
<mix> :p
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck I'm confused
<mix> I'm nuck
<gq> lolololo
<purr> lolololo
ELLIOTTCABLE is now known as alexgordon
<mix> ELLIOTTCABLE: Are you ever not?
<gq> -nuck @mix
<purr> mix: shut up nuck you are a nuck
<alexgordon> maybe
<gq> -mix @mix
<purr> mix: shut up you fuckers i'm awesome and like elliott but better 'cos tits
<gq> -mix @mix
<purr> mix: shut up you fuckers i'm awesome and like elliott but better 'cos tits
<gq> -mix @ mix
<purr> mix: shut up you fuckers i'm awesome and like elliott but better 'cos tits
<joelteon> just like me
<gq> -ec @ mix
<purr> mix: literally a cuking jerk. boo hiss
<gq> -otters @ joelteon
<purr> joelteon: write-only stream
<alexgordon> -purr @ gq
* purr
<gq> -purr @ alexgordon
* purr
<gq> :>
<alexgordon> -stop
<gq> ...
<gq> :>
mix is now known as nuck
<alexgordon> go right?
<gq> :>
<alexgordon> goddamnit who is who
<gq> -start
<gq> -nuck @ nuck
<purr> nuck: shut up nuck you are a nuck
<alexgordon> <:
<gq> -what
<purr> <dskuza> DP ALL THE THINGS
<gq> -what
<alexgordon> go left
<purr> <alexteabaggordon> honors dorms ski wax room
<gq> -what
<purr> <Nuck> I think there's actually a wat about my mangina. >_>
<gq> -what
<purr> <whitequark> I'm reading pubmed
<nuck> NO YOU SHUT UP
<gq> -what
<purr> <Cheery> katlogic: if it's slow, can't I JIT it?
<gq> -what
<purr> <sephr> it was my sexy name
<gq> -what
<purr> <alexgordon> my gut is full of opinions
<gq> -what
<purr> <elliottcable> I fart cake
<gq> -what
<purr> <Willox> Well. I ctrl+f'd paws. and it makes no sense still.
<gq> -what
<purr> <drparse> gqbrielle: a warning is when the parser gets passive-aggressive on you, an error is when it gets aggressive at you, a parse error is when it punches you in the fucking face
<gq> -what
<purr> <alextgordon> I'd hate to see ELLIOTTCABLE orgasm
<gq> -what
<purr> <Nuck> elliottcable: He was raised mormon, he doesn't know how vaginas work.
<gq> -what
<purr> <elliottcable> HARRY PIOTR
<gq> -what
<purr> <Nuck> I knew you looked famished for dick.
<nuck> DP ALL THE THINGS
<gq> -what
<purr> <substack> dropped a lot of haskell at university
<gq> -what
<purr> <akshatj__> I can make you sick
<nuck> Guys
<gq> -what
<purr> <alexgordon> these people have strange penises
<nuck> Did you see that
<gq> -what
<purr> <Nuck> I assume I'm not alone in envisioning elliottcable munching on the head of a parakeet?
<gq> -what
<purr> <glowcoil> so adding features is a crapshoot whether it fits right in or requires radical restructuring
<nuck> "DP ALL THE THINGS"
<gq> -what
<purr> <alexgordon> joelteon: you might be high, but you're not THAT high
<gq> -what
<purr> <ellio> IT IS SO DELICIOUS I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ALL OF THESE TINY WINDOWS
<gq> -what
<purr> <gqbrielle> anything that makes elliottcable mad is funny.
<gq> -what
<purr> <sephr> ok so the board is now forcing you to op me Deamonboy
<nuck> DOUBLE PENETRATE ALL THE THINGS
<gq> -what
<purr> <akshatj> Knuth++;
<gq> -what
<purr> <Cheery> katlogic: if it's slow, can't I JIT it?
<gq> -what
<purr> <devyn> why can't syslinux find menu.c32 :/
alexgordon is now known as ELLIOTTCABLE
<gq> ..
<gq> k im done
<gq> as;fiya;sdify;oafiyds;y
<gq> OMG
<gq> OMGOMGOMOMGOMGOMGOMOGM
<gq> -alexgordon @ ELLIOTTCABLE
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Could not find `khaleesi`.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> holy hyper
<nuck> GOM GOM GOM GOM GOM GOM GOM GOM GOM GOM GOM GOM GOM GOM GOM GOM
<gq> 8D
<gq> OMGOMGOMOGMOMGOMGOMGOMOMG
<ELLIOTTCABLE> … khaleesi, what
<gq> hahahahahahaha
<gq> -34 khaleesi
<ELLIOTTCABLE> can I express my confusion in binary
<gq> -34 daenerys
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 0110110100011010101101012
<gq> DAMMIT
<gq> -34 game of thrones
<purr> gq: Here. <http://bit.ly/1wIAQVP> [NSFW]
<purr> gq: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<gq> sigh
<nuck> Ah thank god -34 still works
<nuck> -34 sleepy
<purr> nuck: Here. <http://bit.ly/1wIAVbY> [NSFW]
<purr> nuck: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<gq> that is terrible photoshop
<ELLIOTTCABLE> nuck: LOL
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wat
<nuck> Snow white and the seven dicks
<ELLIOTTCABLE> if you visit those domains directly, you get ‘buttercup’
<gq> snow white made to look black 'cos LOL RAPING BLACK WOMEN? wtf
<purr> LOL
<gq> rule34 you are bad and you should feel bad
<ELLIOTTCABLE> < buttercup
<nuck> -34 papa smurf
<purr> nuck: Here. <http://bit.ly/1wIB677> [NSFW]
<purr> nuck: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -34 Daenerys Targaryen
<ELLIOTTCABLE> hm.
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Here. <http://bit.ly/1wIBcM7> [NSFW]
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yiss
<ELLIOTTCABLE> protip, full names
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that's some beautiful art, despite boobs
<nuck> -34 elphaba
<gq> wow
<purr> nuck: Here. <http://bit.ly/1ynN1vy> [NSFW]
<purr> nuck: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<gq> yeah it really is
<gq> -34 gabrielle
<purr> gq: Here. <http://bit.ly/1wIBfHR> [NSFW]
<purr> gq: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -34 mantia
<nuck> -34 mantis
<purr> nuck: Here. <http://bit.ly/1wIBjan> [NSFW]
<purr> nuck: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<nuck> OH GOD WHAT
<nuck> THAT IS A MANTIS WITH A VAGINA
<gq> hahahahahahahaha
<nuck> NOPE
<nuck> NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
<gq> i am SCREAMING hahahaha
<ELLIOTTCABLE> nope'd right the fuck on up out of there
<ELLIOTTCABLE> okay that's it.
<gq> i like how the slug looks upset and has a boner
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm commissioning my favourite porn artist to do porn of Alex Gordon.
<gq> OH MANTIS-SENPAI MY HIPS ARE MOVING BY THEMSELVES D:
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -find gordon
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Found: alexgordon, darkf, you’re next, beltbuckle, and laws
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -alexgordon
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Could not find `khaleesi`.
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: pls share results when done
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -beltbuckle
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: WE NEED TO GET ALEXGORDON THAT GOLD “AG” BELTBUCKLE
<gq> -you're next
<gq> wtf
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -laws
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: <+alexgordon> rewriting this haskell code in PHP <+alexgordon> I must be violating some kind of law of nature
<gq> -beltbuckle
<purr> gq: WE NEED TO GET ALEXGORDON THAT GOLD “AG” BELTBUCKLE
<gq> hahahahaha
<nuck> gq: "OH MANTIS-SENPAI MY HIPS ARE MOVING BY THEMSELVES D:" wat.
<purr> beep.
<gq> nuck: xD
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gq: “i like how the slug looks upset and has a boner” wat.
<purr> beep.
* gq laughs
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -find alex
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Found: alexgordon, darkf, beltbuckle, you’re next, and laws
<gq> STOP PUTTING MY QUOTES IN WAT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -darkf
<gq> -find gq
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: < alexgordon> darkf: worse than Java
<purr> gq: genderqueer
<gq> sigh
<gq> -find boner
<purr> gq: Could not find `boner`.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> purr: “STOP PUTTING MY QUOTES IN WAT” wat.
<purr> beep.
<gq> lol
<purr> lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> purr: “gq: Could not find `boner`.” wat.
<purr> beep.
<gq> ] <@purr> gq: Could not find `boner`.
<gq> shta's sad
<gq> STOP
<gq> STOP MAKING ME LAUGH
<gq> MY TUMMY HURTS
<gq> owww
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gq: “shta's sad” wat.
<purr> beep.
<gq> ;lsfdiya;sofiya;osfiyd
<joelteon> gq: purr: gq: "Could not find `boner`."
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -what
<purr> <isaacbw> meteor is what happens if you close your eyes and wish for unicorns and magic
<nuck> gq: wat.
<purr> beep.
<gq> -.-
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 2:53 AM <+joelteon> gq: purr: gq: "Could not find `boner`."
gq is now known as BaronSamedi
<BaronSamedi> enough of this goddamn shit
<BaronSamedi> fuuuuuu
* BaronSamedi smokes
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I FUCKING LOVE IT WHEN #NODE.JS WHATS THINGS
<BaronSamedi> -34 Baron Samedi
<ELLIOTTCABLE> AND THEY DON'T EVEN REALIZE IT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> IT GIVES ME SO MUCH HAPPY
<purr> BaronSamedi: Here. <http://bit.ly/1wIBXEK> [NSFW]
<purr> BaronSamedi: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<BaronSamedi> -loves BaronSamedi
<purr> BaronSamedi: BaronSamedi loves loa, voodoo, and dr facilier.
eligrey has quit [Quit: Leaving]
<BaronSamedi> that's some terrible art
<BaronSamedi> hmmm
<BaronSamedi> -34 Elegba
<BaronSamedi> ...
<BaronSamedi> -34 nuck
<BaronSamedi> -34 nuck chorris
<BaronSamedi> sigh
<BaronSamedi> o well
<nuck> -34 chuck norris
BaronSamedi is now known as gq
<purr> nuck: Here. <http://bit.ly/1wIC8Qy> [NSFW]
<purr> nuck: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<gq> ...
<nuck> -34 ratatouille
<purr> nuck: Here. <http://bit.ly/1wICcQj> [NSFW]
<purr> nuck: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<nuck> -34 mike wazowski
<purr> nuck: Here. <http://bit.ly/1wICk29> [NSFW]
<purr> nuck: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<gq> wow
<gq> uh
<gq> that is...wow
<nuck> lolin'
<purr> lolin
<nuck> Sully as a bear and mike as a twink
<nuck> That's just... wow
<ELLIOTTCABLE> bears ew
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: you are bear, stfu
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm pretty down for anything sexual. Not even gonna deny that.
<gq> are a *
<ELLIOTTCABLE> But there's three things that skeeve me the fuck out, and I've never been able to get over:
<ELLIOTTCABLE> - physical harm (ugh blood)
<ELLIOTTCABLE> - as an escalation of that, snuff,
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and - bears.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> body hair is just fucking disgusting.
<nuck> What about autoerotic asphyxiation, ELLIOTTCABLE?
<nuck> body hair *is* disgusting
<ELLIOTTCABLE> idk, not my thing, but it doesn't *weird me out*.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> falls easily into the ‘whatever floats your boat’ category.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but bears? bears aren't ‘whatever floats your boat,’ they're “*girly scream* EWWW that's NASTY!”
<gq> speak for yourself you homophobic fuck
<nuck> Yeah pretty much
<gq> see this is why a threesome with you would never work
<gq> i'd have to like
<gq> dip D in veet
<gq> -.-;
<nuck> Is D hairy?
<gq> no
<gq> but he's not like
<nuck> Does he have a hairy D
<gq> girly haired like me either
<gq> i am not answering that
<gq> :>
<nuck> :D
<gq> <3 D's d
<purr> Let it be known that gq hearts D's d.
<gq> heh
<nuck> deedee
<gq> ~
<nuck> GET OUT OF MY LABORATORY
<gq> <3 dexter
<purr> Let it be known that gq hearts dexter.
<joelteon> king dedede?
<nuck> Dexter is not Dexter's Lab
<gq> <3 danny phantom
<purr> Let it be known that gq hearts danny phantom.
<nuck> Big difference
<gq> nuck: or is there?
<gq> ;x
<nuck> oh god
<gq> HAHAHA
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -34 dexter
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Here. <http://bit.ly/1wICZ3I> [NSFW]
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<nuck> What if Dexter's Lab is just the prequel
<gq> -34 danny phantom
<purr> gq: Here. <http://bit.ly/1wICXJd> [NSFW]
<purr> gq: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<gq> haha
<nuck> ?HOW NICE IT LOOK SO GOOD.GIVE IT TO ME!
<gq> ....
<nuck> My sides
<gq> -34 penny arcade
<purr> gq: Here. <http://bit.ly/1wID4ED> [NSFW]
<purr> gq: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<nuck> *penis arcade
<gq> HAHAH
<gq> i like the lovingly drawn boner in Tycho's pants so it's clear he's enjoying it
<gq> pfff
<nuck> -34 ed edd and eddy
<purr> nuck: Here. <http://bit.ly/1wID7Aa> [NSFW]
<purr> nuck: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<nuck> I already regret that
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ‘lovingly drawn’
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: lel
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -34 wile e coyote
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Here. <http://bit.ly/1wIDcUq> [NSFW]
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<nuck> -34 catdog
<purr> nuck: Here. <http://bit.ly/1wIDgDK> [NSFW]
<purr> nuck: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<nuck> aaahahahahahaha catdog x spongebob
<nuck> With just a penis in the middle
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -34 dennis ritchie
<nuck> -34 richard stallman
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -34 steve ballmer
<ELLIOTTCABLE> aw
<nuck> -34 steve jobs
<nuck> :(
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -dissapoint
<nuck> -34 donald duck
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -find diss
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Found: perspective
<purr> nuck: Here. <http://bit.ly/1wIDomO> [NSFW]
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -perspective
<purr> nuck: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: You develop an instant global consciousness, a people orientation, an intense dissatisfaction with the state of the world, and a compulsion to do something about it. From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, "Look at that, you son of a bitch."
<purr> nuck: Here. <http://bit.ly/1a1IkWj> [NSFW]
<purr> nuck: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<purr> nuck: Here. <http://bit.ly/1wIDoDo> [NSFW]
<purr> nuck: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<nuck> oh god
<ELLIOTTCABLE> lol lag
<purr> lol
<nuck> I think it popped a queue
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that second one LOL
<gq> haha
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -34 quark
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Here. <http://bit.ly/1wIDAlO> [NSFW]
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -34 picard
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Here. <http://bit.ly/1wIDA5r> [NSFW]
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> god i did not need any of these things in my history.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> hm
<nuck> -34 Coach McGuirk
<purr> nuck: Here. <http://bit.ly/1wIDGtN> [NSFW]
<purr> nuck: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> http://bit.ly/1wIDA5r#.png
<ELLIOTTCABLE> dumb
<ELLIOTTCABLE> OH WAIT YAY IT DOES WORK
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gonna fix that brb
<nuck> Woah that one with Coach McGuirk is hella cool
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh that's by wasshisface
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I think I follow his tumblr or something.
<nuck> I'm just looking around in the background and seeing how many I recognize
<nuck> A surprising number
<nuck> Good few from anime
<nuck> Dying
<nuck> omg
<ELLIOTTCABLE> hi
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: hi!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> or not
<nuck> http://pic.dhe.ibm.com/infocenter/wsdatap/v3r8m1/index.jsp?topic=/xs40/convertingbetweenjsonandjsonx05.htm I honestly mistook this for satire
<nuck> Wtf IBM. What possible need could anyone have for a way to serialize JSON as XML
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -beltbuckle @ alexgordon
<purr> alexgordon: WE NEED TO GET ALEXGORDON THAT GOLD “AG” BELTBUCKLE
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE!
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> code.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: hi does Paws matter
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: quick validate me
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: yes it matters
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gq: you don't even know it D:
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: i don't need to
<alexgordon> neither do I for that matter :P
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: you are important
<ELLIOTTCABLE> or do you and I forgot, because that'd be strange, because that's recent and relevant
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: your work is important
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: you are important. now pipe down & code
<ELLIOTTCABLE> omelette!
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: wat
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: I'll tell you paws matters if you tell me furrow matters, deal?
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: wat.
<purr> beep.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: Furrow is extremely narrow in scope, no?
<alexgordon> the language is
<alexgordon> the library, not
<ELLIOTTCABLE> also, I thought about this the other day: I know little about Furrow, but from what I *do* recall … isn't it, basically, Swift?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> at least, in goals.
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: yeah, although more ambitious
<alexgordon> swift is just objc with a nicer syntax and a few more features
<ELLIOTTCABLE> also related, what do you think about Nu?
<alexgordon> with furrow I want to implement the sum total of applied computer science :P
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: wat.
<purr> beep.
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: I don't like lisps
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gq: omelette!
<alexgordon> ML > Lisp :P
* ELLIOTTCABLE laughs
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: thoughts on NLP / ‘tires?’
<ELLIOTTCABLE> if you've been paying any attention to that crap
<ELLIOTTCABLE> month or so ago
<alexgordon> don't think I was there
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gq: thanks for just being cool. >:
<alexgordon> ask gq :P
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gq: not sure it makes me feel any better, directly, which isn't surprising. I'm a skeptic, need concrete reasons to feel a certain way.
* gq smacks ELLIOTTCABLE around with her strapon
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gq: but somehow it caught me off-guard, that it made me feel good to know somebody who'd *want* to say that.
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: YOU WILL GET BETTER SELF ESTEEM
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ufgh too much sex in this channel
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: OR I'M NEVER LETTING YOU SLEEP WITH D
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: EVER.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> can I collect asexual programmers?
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: oh talking of sex...
<ELLIOTTCABLE> /join #nosex
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: lol fuck off
<purr> lol
<alexgordon> I can't decide what furrow's time interval should be called
<alexgordon> Sec vs Secs
<alexgordon> that bloody s
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon wants the s?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> idk.
<gq> do alexgordon want dah S?
<gq> he dooooooooooooooooooo
<ELLIOTTCABLE> PEG is cool i like
<ELLIOTTCABLE> too many conversations
<ELLIOTTCABLE> was programming, came in here and said hi,
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and now I'm carrying on five conversations.
<alexgordon> I considered building a full SI unit system into furrow's type system
<ELLIOTTCABLE> none of them are related, but they all happened at exactly the same time.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> strange.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: that sounds like a good plan to me.
<alexgordon> lol
<alexgordon> BLOAT
<alexgordon> but yeah
<ELLIOTTCABLE> at the very least, powers of 2 and orders of magnitude.
<alexgordon> maybe if you have `import units` at the top
<ELLIOTTCABLE> do you have no extension system that you can throw that into?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yeah dat.
<alexgordon> I like the idea of compiler extensions using import
<gq> <3 alexgordon
<purr> Let it be known that gq hearts alexgordon.
<alexgordon> actually wow that's quite a good idea indeed
<alexgordon> so someone can write a module for your code, or your compiler
<alexgordon> and change the language based on that
* alexgordon is well on his way to creating C++
<alexgordon> but anyway units
<alexgordon> 10m / 1s would be of type Per(Metre, Sec)
<alexgordon> really useful for angles at least
<alexgordon> 90deg would convert that to radians at compile time
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: ‘quite a good idea’
<ELLIOTTCABLE> like, literally half of what we've ever talked about in here? :P
<alexgordon> lolol
<purr> lolol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> languages that extend themselves, blurring the line between library and parser/compiler extension/mod
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: talk to whitequark about counterrotating molecular pumps and Fun
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -find salad
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Could not find `salad`.
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: ...feynman sprinkers?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -learn salad=<http://ell.io/i1kuAm?.png>
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Learned `salad`.
<whitequark> oh hahaha
<whitequark> The catastrophic failure ignited the high levels of Phosphorus that builds up in the turbo from process gas residue
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -learn salad=<http://ell.io/i1kuAm+?.png>
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Learned `salad`.
<whitequark> I bet that was fun
<whitequark> We once had an older Varian 1.5k-litter source turbo that blew up and spit blades through the sides of the turbo!!!!!! Luckily the lead lined doors stopped the shrapnel.
<whitequark> "If you really want to see a spectacle, be around when a Kestral Mev implanter looses a 1k l/s source turbo; the turbo sits directly above a magnesium crucible and an Ion source which is running phosphorus. Talk about a fire! "
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yah reading the comments and lol'ing
<purr> lol
<whitequark> oooo
<gq> <3 whitequark
<purr> Let it be known that gq hearts whitequark.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> writing tests for existing code.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> the least stimulating thing in the history of software development.
<whitequark> I enjoyed writing tests for my ruby parser
<ELLIOTTCABLE> consequently, the perfect activity for when one has been awake around fifty hours
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ‘I *tried* to TDD, I swear, oh Lord! Don't smite me, I just couldn't write one more damned unit test!’
<whitequark> TDD is pointless
<ELLIOTTCABLE> <sentenced to purgatory for ten aeons per mutation failure>
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<devyn> whitequark is back! <3
<gq> -what
<purr> <joelteon> i think i'm going to make a freenode simulator
<gq> -what
<purr> <alexgordon> can we go back to talking about casual sex? I regret asking about teeth
<gq> -what
<purr> <prophile> is the Y combinator defined on boobs?
<whitequark> at least as long as ELLIOTTCABLE doesn't try to tell his Opinions about Programming Languages
<whitequark> that is
<whitequark> not for long lol
<purr> lol
<devyn> :p
<devyn> I think most unit tests are pointless
<devyn> larger-scale integration tests are more useful
<whitequark> weeeeellll
<whitequark> I think most unit tests are pointless, because they mask the lack of a proper type system
<devyn> especially for making sure bugs stay fixed
<whitequark> as per the integration tests, well
<whitequark> Rails got down that road.
<whitequark> now our testsuite takes over ten minutes and I'm not going to be arsed running it
<devyn> haha
<whitequark> unit tests work when you have, well, units.
<devyn> I've started using TypeScript for browser-side stuff
<devyn> it's okay
<gq> whitequark: you should come to #bbbattle :)
<whitequark> there's this opinion that using TypeScript may be just *worse* than simply JS
<gq> whitequark: it's #elliottcable without the ELLIOTTCABLE :D
<whitequark> gq: what do you talk about there?
<whitequark> except dick jokes
<gq> whitequark: whatever. sometimes locks and i team up to hit on sanitypassing
<whitequark> sanitypassing?
<gq> whitequark: and sometimes like the other night we talk about the anatomy of horses
<devyn> he gets very uncomfortable :3
<alexgordon> unit tests are incompatible with mutable state
<gq> devyn: typical prog, talk about sex all day long, hit on him with a real.live.girl. and he goes ABUHBUHBUH
<gq> just kidding idk if he talks about sex much
<gq> ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT
<devyn> he doesn't lol
<purr> lol
<gq> devyn: we gotta fix that :>
<ELLIOTTCABLE> who is sanitypassing? that nick's familiar.
<devyn> he's super innocent -.-"
<alexgordon> or rather, testing is incompatible with mutable state. the reason integration tests work and units don't is that from the point of view of an integration test, there is no state
<gq> devyn: no, he's a virgin in university
<devyn> he was in here for a while looong ago ELLIOTTCABLE
<gq> devyn: just waiting to be delicately deflowered by somebody's tongue
<gq> devyn: ...such as mine..
* gq grins
<whitequark> ...
<ELLIOTTCABLE> also, mind blown that #bbbattle still exists
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: don't go there. you have your own bloody chan
<gq> >:c
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: it has long outlived its original purpose. :/
<ELLIOTTCABLE> clearly :P
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gq: o_O
<whitequark> when did gq start delicately deflowering everyone around
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gq: wasn't intending to; but glad to know I'm unwelcome :P
<gq> whitequark: when my marriage became an open one :>
<ELLIOTTCABLE> whitequark: ‘start’
<ELLIOTTCABLE> whitequark: wat.
<purr> beep.
<devyn> whitequark: since ever
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gq: since when is that an official thing ,btw
<gq> yeah keep up
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: idk but i have a gf now
<whitequark> ELLIOTTCABLE: gimme back my +.
<whitequark> nao.
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: ima buy a ticket to kentucky soon and have a nice weekend of 69ing and lesbian movies
<gq> you know
<gq> like one does
<gq> ~
<alexgordon> hearing about gq's life is like watching Primer
<devyn> lol
<gq> alexgordon: or game of thrones with less murder
<gq> LESS MURDER
<ELLIOTTCABLE> might have some chicagoans in here for a chat. be nice.
<gq> MORE OBERYN FUCKING EVERYONE
<gq> YES YES YES
<ELLIOTTCABLE> whitequark: right after you said you were leaving again soon? pff! :P
<alexgordon> gq: does it have khaleesi arrows?
<whitequark> ELLIOTTCABLE: hah
<gq> alexgordon: bitch i /am/ a targaryen
<gq> alexgordon: just kidding i'm arya stark all grown up with sansa stark hair n tits
<gq> alexgordon: best of both worlds? YES, DUh
<whitequark> you should all watch Jormungand
<ELLIOTTCABLE> dataflow targaryens?
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: what.
<purr> beep.
<whitequark> and monogatari
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: wat.
<purr> beep.
<gq> there we go
<gq> heh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> both work, fyi
<gq> -what
<purr> <elliottcable> white goo dreeping down my strema
<gq> -what
<purr> <Nuck> Dildos are the next printers?
<gq> -what
<purr> <devyn> it is a fact ----------- I think
<whitequark> and shoujo kakumei utena
<whitequark> DO YOU HEAR ME BROTHERS
<alexgordon> eh I guess
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<whitequark> also currently am watching seitokai yakuindomo
<whitequark> the biggest question i have is
<whitequark> what the fuck went through the head of whoever authorized spending several hundred man-years on this
<ELLIOTTCABLE> quality pillow choice, tiny bro.
<whitequark> ELLIOTTCABLE: uh. what?
<whitequark> pillow?
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> -34 brendan eich
<gq> -34 elliott cable
<whitequark> ELLIOTTCABLE: wat.
<purr> beep.
<gq> -rule34 elliott
<gq> -34 elliott
<purr> gq: Here. <undefined?.jpg> [NSFW]
<purr> gq: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<whitequark> HAHAHAHAHAAH
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<gq> lol i love that that is a broken link
<gq> xD
<whitequark> fucking javascript
<ELLIOTTCABLE> stop trying to use the bot while I'm live-coding him in production :P
<whitequark> -34 cable
<whitequark> -34 wiring
<whitequark> -34 cat5
<gq> -what
<gq> -what
<gq> -what
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<gq> -what
<purr> <alexgordon> be more alexgordon
<gq> -what
<purr> <elliottcable> sephr ⑊ nothx
<gq> -what
<purr> <Nuck> It's so long and hard and .... stupid
<gq> -what
<purr> <devyn> guise, I'm too high for this shit
<gq> -what
<purr> <Nuck> With gqbe as the dictator \ Because all democracies need a dictator.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -34 javascript
<gq> -what
<purr> <purr> nuck: nuck loves showers and dicks.
<gq> -what
<purr> <elliottcable> I must be drunk. I've spent the last N hours *styling my debugging output.*
<gq> -what
<purr> <ELLIOTTCABLE> -34 brendan eich
<gq> -what
<purr> * katlogic is strong believer in Microsoft
<gq> :3
* whitequark slaps gq around a bit with a large trout
<gq> :D
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -34 trout
<alexgordon> christ, gab
* gq eats the trout
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -34 gabrielle
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Here. <http://bit.ly/1wIBfHR?.jpg> [NSFW]
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<gq> oh god
<ELLIOTTCABLE> k good
<whitequark> lol
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<gq> -34 angel gabriel
<gq> dammit really
<gq> oh
<whitequark> -34 angel investor
<gq> FUCKING STOP KILLING PURR
* gq beats ELLIOTTCABLE to death
<gq> DAMMIT
<alexgordon> -34 putin
<gq> -34 alex gordon dear god shut the fuck up
<ELLIOTTCABLE> he'll be back
<whitequark> alexgordon: hey, have some sense in you, would ya
* ELLIOTTCABLE pats gq
<ELLIOTTCABLE> don't flip out
* gq bites ELLIOTTCABLE sexually
<gq> I'M FLIPPING OUT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> okay
* gq riots
* gq burns things
* gq breaks the bastille....again
<gq> i feel better nao
* whitequark throws tear gas at gq
* gq flings it away
<gq> whitequark: BITCH THIS AIN'T FERGUSON
* whitequark drowns gq in tear gas
* gq huffs it
* gq gets very high
<alexgordon> -34 kasparov
<gq> GUYS.....GUYS
<alexgordon> ?
<gq> GUYS
<gq> GUYS
<gq> I'LL PUT WINGS
<gq> GUYS
<gq> I'LL PUT WINGS...
<gq> ON MY BACK LEGS
<gq> 8D
<alexgordon> -34 paul graham
<alexgordon> ...
<gq> -34 billy graham
<gq> -34 dick cheney
<gq> -34 ann coulter
<gq> i'm gagging irl
<gq> lol
<alexgordon> -34 is this thing on?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> you do realize he's not in here, right?
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: oh is that why
<gq> lol
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<alexgordon> damn
* ELLIOTTCABLE laughs
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: i did i wa sjust following the trend
<gq> since alexgordon seemed into it
* gq shrugs
* gq pins alexgordon down
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: bring her back
<gq> alexgordon: hold still we need to provide rule 34 for the chan
<whitequark> gq: so glad i don't know any of these people
<ELLIOTTCABLE> she's down for maintenance.
<gq> alexgordon: hold still, i have this caramel syrup to put on you
<ELLIOTTCABLE> knocking out a few todos while I have my SSH tunnel open.
<gq> DAMMIT ALEX STOP WRIGGLING
<gq> YOU'RE GETTING ALL SWEATY
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -beltbuckle @ gq
* alexgordon puts on his robe and his wizard hat
<gq> whitequark: not for now, but we can fix that
* gq makes a skin suit out of joelteon
<gq> I FEEL PRETTY
<gq> OH SO PRETTY
<gq> I FEEL PRETTY
<gq> AND WITTY
<gq> AND GAY
<gq> AND I PITY
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<gq> ANY OTTERS WHO ISN'T ME
<gq> TODAY
<whitequark> ELLIOTTCABLE: question
<gq> oh thank god sephr's here
<alexgordon> gay, not grey
<whitequark> why is gq high
<whitequark> who let gq in
<gq> alexgordon: have you seen his pix? gay
<gq> whitequark: I DID
<gq> 8D
<joelteon> what's up
<joelteon> who's gay
<joelteon> is it me
<alexgordon> sephr apparently
<joelteon> oh
<gq> joelteon: i made a skin out of your suit
<gq> joelteon: so now you're gay whether you want to be or not
<gq> ^_^
<joelteon> coo
<gq> er, wait
<gq> strike that
<gq> reverse it
<gq> SUIT out of SKIN
<gq> yay
<joelteon> i didn't have a suit so i figured you were naked
<alexgordon> gq: isn't that called a leather jacket?
<gq> alexgordon: i made a sort of bikini
<gq> joelteon: i'm always naked ^_^
<ELLIOTTCABLE> your anus is an apple
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: like...mine specfically?
<alexgordon> man and I was up for talking about proglangs
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: D:
<ELLIOTTCABLE> HI I'M HERE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so
<gq> lol
<gq> NO
<gq> LET'S TALK ABOUT TITS
<gq> NO
<gq> BRING BACK PURR
<gq> NO SHOPTALK
<gq> ONLY TITS
<gq> ...
<gq> FOREVER
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: did you get the Tires stuff a few months ago, at all?
<alexgordon> no
<ELLIOTTCABLE> not the new NLP stuff even, just, the syntax we chatted about?
<alexgordon> wasn't here
<ELLIOTTCABLE> okay
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so, I'll go chronologically
<alexgordon> I can't handle
<alexgordon> err
<alexgordon> complex stuff
<ELLIOTTCABLE> understand that the thing I'm about to describe has already evolved away, anyway, but it's interesting anyway and you missed stuff
<ELLIOTTCABLE> nah! this is right up your alley, it's pure syntactic stuff
<ELLIOTTCABLE> the least Paws-y discussion possible. no semantics or insanity at all. :D
<alexgordon> I can assure you that nothing is going up my alley
<joelteon> so i went to the psychiatrist this morning
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -otters
<joelteon> oh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> a looooooong-ass time ago, incomprehensibly wanted Paws to be a ‘diagonally executed’ language
<ELLIOTTCABLE> to pull terminology out of our collective asses
* alexgordon has already zoned out
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ugh
<alexgordon> diagonally executed
<alexgordon> WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> exactly
<ELLIOTTCABLE> the literal next line said we pulled that out of our asses at the time. I was about to explain. :P
<ELLIOTTCABLE> basically, he wanted stuff inside a function to have some complex magic to understand dependencies between variables in context, or sommat.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> such that multiple ‘lines of code’ could start running at the same time, if they didn't depend on eachother in any way.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I threw all that away, it didn't go anywhere.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fastforward four years.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so in passing, I decided to play around with *explicit* dependencies in source-code / instruction-sets.
<joelteon> apparently if you add a dosage of buspirone to an SSRI, it counteracts the negative sexual side effects of SSRIs
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: should I use smaller words? do you have a dictionary handy? we can take a break so you can get mommy if you want. ;)
<joelteon> you learn something new every day
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: I see
<gq> joelteon:
<gq> joelteon: oh god really
<joelteon> gq:
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yay a response
<joelteon> gq: yes
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that's something!
<gq> joelteon: is that why the seroquel hasn't affected the hypersexuality?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: :P
<gq> joelteon: oh god no wonder i still want to fuck everythign D:
<joelteon> um
<gq> I MEAN I'M NOT COMPLAINING
<gq> BUT STILL
<joelteon> seroquel isn't buspirone
<joelteon> i don't think
<gq> joelteon: i'm on buspar too
<joelteon> oh
<gq> yas
<joelteon> yeah, buspar makes it so you continue wanting to fuck everything
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: gist me an example
<joelteon> which i'm ok with
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: so, let's attack a problem. we need a way, in two-dismensional (well, three, if you include the dismension of the characters themselves.)
<ELLIOTTCABLE> to represent multi-dismensional, well, graphs.
<joelteon> the NEW GIRL I MET (AKA MY GIRLFRIEND GUYS, I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND; DID I MENTION THAT?) wants me to be less sexually dead
<ELLIOTTCABLE> because that's what dependencies are, when fully expressed. a graph.
<joelteon> PS: I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: adjacency tables?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> specifically, a directed one.
<alexgordon> joelteon: what's his name?
<joelteon> alexgordon: alex gordon
<gq> joelteon: i don't beelive you lol
<joelteon> gq: about which part
<gq> also LOL
<ELLIOTTCABLE> no, the goal here is something *writeable*.
<gq> joelteon: nvm fine i believe you call me when you marry alexgordon
<alexgordon> joelteon: well played, is all I can say
<ELLIOTTCABLE> like, a programming language *syntax*, not an intermediate form, that expresses dependencies.
<gq> joelteon: i'll send you both a large check
<joelteon> alexgordon: it usually works better if i don't mention the gender beforehand
<gq> joelteon: or matching engraved cockrings
<gq> joelteon: you know, something nice
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck a large check, I'll send you both a large cock
<joelteon> "i have a girlfriend" "what's his name?" "uhhh........she's a girl"
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: lol
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: your own?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> the same cock, consumed sequentially, not in parallel
<alexgordon> joelteon: you haven't met gq
<gq> alexgordon: you haven't either luv ;x
<joelteon> can't argue with that
<joelteon> but no, i do ACTUALLY have agirlfriend now for real
<gq> well
<gq> my girlfriend for real DOES have a cock
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I have!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I have!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I have!
<gq> so, you know
* ELLIOTTCABLE raises hands excitedly
<joelteon> and you bitches get to hear all about it because i don't talk to anybody else
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: yes and you hardly fucked me at all
<alexgordon> gq: really?
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: 0/10 wouldn't meet again
<ELLIOTTCABLE> IS THERE A PRIZE I WANT A PRIZE
<gq> alexgordon: really.
<gq> alexgordon: her name is bailey!
<alexgordon> gq: like, a cock made of flesh?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> demand pix or whatever we're required to say in these circumstances
<gq> alexgordon: yes
<alexgordon> huh
<whitequark> alexgordon: that could be interpreted in different ways
<whitequark> like
<ELLIOTTCABLE> also, straight-up, how kosher is talking about her genetalia in this setting?
<whitequark> not necessarily what you mean
<gq> alexgordon: also she's prehormones so she can still fuck me with it
<ELLIOTTCABLE> like, is that something she'd want shared? :x
<joelteon> 100% kosher
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: fine, i'm not like you, i don't nonconsensually share pix :>
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ‘whose flesh’
<whitequark> yes
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ‘the flesh of what creature’
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: met her thru rizon she self ids as a trap
<joelteon> okay, well, regardless of whether she's she or not, it's still she, not he
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ‘the flesh of which genre of creature’
<joelteon> so alexgordon is still wrong
<joelteon> suck a dick alex
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I mean, I totally own a cock made of melonflesh
<gq> joelteon: i like how you're more progressive than alexgordon here
<alexgordon> ?
<alexgordon> I didn't make a statement either way
<alexgordon> :P
<joelteon> you said "what's his name"
<joelteon> shitlord
<alexgordon> joelteon: oh about that
<ELLIOTTCABLE> … we all know alexgordon's a bigot.
<alexgordon> I'm not!
<alexgordon> I hate everybody equally
<ELLIOTTCABLE> like, not a trolly internet bigot like joelteon, a real-life bigot, the kind that doesn't realize that they are
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's okay we'll fix him eventually
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: why am I a bigot?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> the first step has been achieved: immersing him in gqulture.
<whitequark> i sorta want to meet gq now
<joelteon> well, *i'm* everything you hate about software development
<joelteon> specifically, EVERYTHING
<ELLIOTTCABLE> whitequark: you will when you come <3
<whitequark> ELLIOTTCABLE: will i survive
<alexgordon> party at gq's house?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gq's house is NO LONGER HER PARENTS' HOUSE
<joelteon> you will survive
<ELLIOTTCABLE> this is EXCITING
<joelteon> hey hey
<gq> PARTY AT MY HOUSE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> i am chilly
<joelteon> you guys should all come and party in my room; it's about 12 x 10 feet
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh I forgot to purr
<gq> MY PARENTS AREN'T INVITED
<gq> I'LL STOCK THE CONDOMS AND LUBE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> you should all come and party at my place
<gq> EVERYONE IS REQUIRED TO BRING CLOTHING
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's many x many feet
<ELLIOTTCABLE> x many feet in the air
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: BUY ME A PLANE TICKET AND I WILL
<ELLIOTTCABLE> x many feet of view
<joelteon> do female identified people still wear condoms
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: i'll even bring your favorite cock i mean D
<ELLIOTTCABLE> x suck my dick
<gq> joelteon: yes
<joelteon> okay
<gq> joelteon: because they still produce sperm
<joelteon> swag
<ELLIOTTCABLE> omfg I'm not that into d jeeeesus
<alexgordon> this channel...
<gq> joelteon: that can get you pregnant
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: BULLSHIT
<joelteon> biology does exist
<ELLIOTTCABLE> like, used to be a 6/10 interest, is now like a 2/10
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so shush your pommel
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: YOU SAID AND I QUOTE HE'S THE ONLY MAN I'VE EVER MET THAT I'VE BEEN ATTRACTED TO WHO ISN'T LIKE A CELEBRITY OR SOMETHING
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: what
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: what
<ELLIOTTCABLE> send me photos to change my mind. ;)
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE YOU INSULT MY HUSBAND WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GONNA DO CALL ME FAT AND STUPID????
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: WHY NOT GO FOR THE ASSHAT TRIFECTA?!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> insult? no, he's beautiful :P
<whitequark> ELLIOTTCABLE: question
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: 2/10 YOU SAID
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: BULLSHIT, YOU FUCKING ARYAN BERLIN WALL LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER
<joelteon> so coming into your house is part 1 of the asshat trifecta?
<alexgordon> whitequark: don't bother, talking about cocks
<joelteon> do you not like it when people do that?
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: AT LEAST D CAN SMILE WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE TED BUNDY YOU COCK
<ELLIOTTCABLE> … in *interest*, not *attractiveness*, christ
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: NO. NO. NO. WE'RE THROWING DOWN
<joelteon> i'm confused
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: GRRRRRRRRRRR
<ELLIOTTCABLE> GRRRR
<joelteon> ayyyyyy lmao
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
<whitequark> alexgordon: it was related
<ELLIOTTCABLE> googled ted bundy
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what *is* a ted bundy
<joelteon> more like tud bendy
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: oh my god
<gq> oh my ACTUAL god
<ELLIOTTCABLE> whitequark: glitter
<gq> YOU CANNOT BE THIS STUPID
<gq> NOBODY CAN
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: HE'S A FUCKING FAMOUS SERIAL KILLER
<gq> jesus christ
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I don't know famous things, everybody knows that.
<joelteon> more like bed tundy
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: FUCKING SHUT UP YOU GIANT DICK I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU TIL YOU CRY THEN TELL #elliottcable ABOUT IT
<joelteon> more like tedd bunny
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: brb coming to your house wif strapon
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<whitequark> ELLIOTTCABLE: it will be an orgy
<alexgordon> gq: calm down dear
<whitequark> I mean
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: LEAVE THE FRONT DOOR UNLOCKED OR I WILL KICK IT DOWN
<whitequark> I tried to phrase it as a question
<gq> alexgordon: YOU CALM DOWN YOU PMF
<ELLIOTTCABLE> mis-read as
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wifi strapon
<whitequark> but that is physically impossible
<ELLIOTTCABLE> got excited
<alexgordon> PMF?
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: i have one of those
<gq> alexgordon: pom*
<alexgordon> probability mass function?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> whitequark: wat
<gq> alexgordon: I'M CALLING YOU GAY YOU GIANT TWAT D:
<ELLIOTTCABLE> xPMF
<whitequark> ELLIOTTCABLE: uhh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> JSON-serialized-as-dildos
<alexgordon> gq: doesn't pom mean british?
<joelteon> you know what's amazing?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> joelteon.
<joelteon> how much shitty code there is and how much time people spent on writing it
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -otters
<gq> alexgordon: it means british gay cunt
<gq> alexgordon: if you ask a straya cunt
<gq> 0:3
<joelteon> so i just had some harsh words about IIS in a company email
<joelteon> I really hope I don't get in trouble
<alexgordon> gq: whatever, sheep shagger
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I think incomprehensibly just sent me a snapchat of a guy's butt
<ELLIOTTCABLE> not entirely sure
<alexgordon> ...
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -BaronSamedi
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -find baron
<joelteon> which guy
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: anyway, so you still haven't enlightened me. why am I a bigot again?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: I'm just being harsh.
gq is now known as BaronSamedi
<alexgordon> I don't mind, selfish git perhaps...
<BaronSamedi> YOU FUCKED UP NOW BOYZ
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and in all reality, I'm the fucking *last* person to lecture anybody on openmindedness.
<BaronSamedi> THIS IS MY HAITIAN LORD OF THE DEAD NICK
<BaronSamedi> WHO
<BaronSamedi> WNATS
<BaronSamedi> TO PARTY
<BaronSamedi> WHO WANTS TO PARTY
<BaronSamedi> 8D
<whitequark> ELLIOTTCABLE: question
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: you really are luv
<whitequark> what has happened to #ec while i've been absent
<ELLIOTTCABLE> whitequark: gq.
* BaronSamedi puts on a black silk top hat & smokes an enormous cigar
<whitequark> did you set up a meth distribution network?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> whitequark: gq happened.
<whitequark> oh.
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: i came back ;x
<BaronSamedi> DAMN RIGHT
* BaronSamedi laughs
<ELLIOTTCABLE> whitequark: and I haven't written a single line of code in month.
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: you bad boy
<whitequark> ELLIOTTCABLE: fuck code
<ELLIOTTCABLE> whitequark: and I went travelling for months, and left #ec to stew on its own.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I basically came back to it like this :P
<whitequark> lol
<BaronSamedi> HE DIDN'T FUCKING COME VISIT ME
<BaronSamedi> HE'S A HUGE FUCKING TWAT
<BaronSamedi> HE WAS /IN MY STATE/
<ELLIOTTCABLE> SORRY I TRIED BUT THEN FARTS HAPPENED
<BaronSamedi> AND HE IGNORED ME
<BaronSamedi> D:
<BaronSamedi> NO
<BaronSamedi> NO
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wat
<BaronSamedi> NO
<BaronSamedi> BULSLHIT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> was not in your state
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and did not ignore o_O
<BaronSamedi> YOU TOOK LITTLE WHITE OVOIDS FROM YER DA
<BaronSamedi> AGAIN
<BaronSamedi> WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED ABOUT OVOIDS?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> was two states away, and was straight-up about not being able to come.
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: bullshit
* ELLIOTTCABLE glares
<BaronSamedi> YOU RAN AWAY HOME
* BaronSamedi glares back
<BaronSamedi> DON'T GET IN A PISSING CONTEST WIF ME
<BaronSamedi> I'LL PUKE ON YOU
<BaronSamedi> I'LL DO IT
<BaronSamedi> :d
<joelteon>
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that's extra-funny for personal reasons
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: i know
* ELLIOTTCABLE -otters
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: lol
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: I KNOW ALL THE RREFERENCES
<ELLIOTTCABLE> nope
<BaronSamedi> ALSO FUCKING GET YOUR BOT BACK YOU DISINGENUOUS TWAT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that's a chelsea reference
<ELLIOTTCABLE> GOD I WILL JESUS
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: i know everything about chelsea
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: THAT'S RIGHT SLAP MY ASS AND TELL ME YOU WORSHIP ME
* BaronSamedi grins
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wat
<BaronSamedi> wat
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wat.
<whitequark> ... the fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE> whitequark: see, maybe you'll balance gq out.
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: read these words: BARON SAMEDI I'M LITERALLY THE HAITIAN LORD OF THE DEAD I'M FUCKING FILTHY AS A COCK COVERED IN GREASE AND TRAIL MIX
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: i really, really, really doubt that
<BaronSamedi> :#
<whitequark> ELLIOTTCABLE: I'm currently watching an anime that literally consists of dick jokes and period jokes
<BaronSamedi> *:3
<ELLIOTTCABLE> you're *so technical* and she's *so spastic* (this channel is basically half spastic, half technical)
<whitequark> so
<whitequark> no.
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's been insufficiently technical for months.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ‘so,
<ELLIOTTCABLE> no.’
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: I fit in perfectly
<whitequark> ← doesn't want to be an engineer
<ELLIOTTCABLE> whitequark: what do you want to be the most
<ELLIOTTCABLE> out of anything ever forever
<ELLIOTTCABLE> srsqstn.
<whitequark> ELLIOTTCABLE: Koko Hekmatyar?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> my hands are really cold I will put them in my pants if you lie
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what is that i do not anime
<whitequark> (it's kind of a serious answer, too)
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: my brother is an engineer, and me da
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: i understand completely :(
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<BaronSamedi> whitequark: my brother REALLY wants to be an artist
<whitequark> (not even "kind of", although i dunno whether you will understand what exactly i mean)
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: i'm hopeing he'll quit soon and take up painting full time
<BaronSamedi> he's very talented
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: i get it
<whitequark> BaronSamedi: oh, no, I like engineering
<whitequark> ELLIOTTCABLE: well
<whitequark> ELLIOTTCABLE: when I come to US, I will strap you to a chair and make you watch Jormungand
<whitequark> and you will understand.
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: i remember you
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: didn't we mumble that one time?
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: you're the crazy russian
<whitequark> that day shalt not be too far away
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wat is Jormungand
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: talk more about tying ec to a chair
<ELLIOTTCABLE> i do not anime save me
<BaronSamedi> thatsmyfetish.jpg
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ugh
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: tv show
<whitequark> BaronSamedi: did you remember me after I said I was going to strap him to a chair?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> remind me not to meet any of you ever.
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: no, after you said come to us
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: the phrasing
<whitequark> ah
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: ticked a memory ;x
<whitequark> huh
<whitequark> is it odd?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> where is swooshy
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: the memory? no, it's just of mumble chatter
<ELLIOTTCABLE> can't talk about tying people to chairs without swooshy
<whitequark> no, I mean, the phrasing
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: it sounds very russian :3
<whitequark> oooh I recently discoveed a marvelous thing
<BaronSamedi> IN RUSSIA, WHEN COME TO US, TIE ARYAN BOY TO CHAIR, MAKE WATCH TV
<BaronSamedi> like that
<whitequark> Polish people can't grok that I'm russian
<BaronSamedi> heh
<whitequark> unless I explicitly say it
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: well luckily i'm v. international and i can grok it
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: russian men in my town always say i remind them of their dead sisters
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: then get very drunk and protective.
<whitequark> yes, I know it seeps through
<whitequark> but by and large my english doesn't give it away
<BaronSamedi> russian WOMEN usually call me the devil in russian
<BaronSamedi> then smile politely
<whitequark> ← doesn't want to be clearly recognizable
<BaronSamedi> and try to steal my wallet.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> whitequark: yeah, your typed english is excellent
<ELLIOTTCABLE> we're gonna have to Mumble some more if you're coming here soon.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gotta get used to your accent.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and/or improve upon it.
<whitequark> ELLIOTTCABLE: specifically referring to spoken english in this case
<ELLIOTTCABLE> iirc, you just talk realllly fast
<whitequark> it's with accent, of course, but it's not distinctly russian
<ELLIOTTCABLE> omfg zelda zelda zelda
<whitequark> which is exactly the good thing
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ♪ Zelda by Zedd
<ELLIOTTCABLE> dying dying dying
<whitequark> ELLIOTTCABLE: so jormungand is an anime
<whitequark> it's good.
<whitequark> like, legitimately good.
<whitequark> not just 'i like watching anime' good
<ELLIOTTCABLE> hrm
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I hope you understand how momentous it is that my natural reaction to that was the three letters ‘hrm’ instead of those ‘lol.’
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: i understand
<BaronSamedi> i have calmed down
<ELLIOTTCABLE> may be the first time in my life I've given watching-an-anime a second thought instead of just a first.
<BaronSamedi> should i nick back?
<BaronSamedi> i actually really like this nick
<BaronSamedi> think i might keep it
* ELLIOTTCABLE laughs
<whitequark> ELLIOTTCABLE: it doesn't matter, it's not exactly like you could run away or something
<ELLIOTTCABLE> annual Nick Stipend
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: lol that's so hot
<whitequark> BaronSamedi: you can have him after i show him jormungand
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: like, forever?
<whitequark> BaronSamedi: sure
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: or just until he figures out the straps?
<BaronSamedi> oh that's good
* ELLIOTTCABLE sighs
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: he says i can have you second
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: i promise to use lots of lube
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: you like anal wif girls, right?
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: i'm asking for a friend.
* ELLIOTTCABLE deadbolts his door and checks his shotgun
* BaronSamedi laughs
<ELLIOTTCABLE> actually, nope.
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: no?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> chelsea's been begging me for that for a year-plus.
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: okay we can do cuntsex then
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: i'm into it
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: :>
<ELLIOTTCABLE> good Reasons™
<ELLIOTTCABLE> which, actually, you should Know™
<whitequark> BaronSamedi: wait
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: i have a very clean colon
<whitequark> are you gq
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: i've done ass to mouth once
<ELLIOTTCABLE> whitequark: …
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: didn't even taste odd
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: ;x
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I've eaten out asses
<ELLIOTTCABLE> there's this one photo
<whitequark> ...
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: really? nice
<whitequark> /part
<ELLIOTTCABLE> like, it's not even lewd, unless you know the context
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: lol
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: hahahah
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's so perfect
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's actually a really nicely framed photo, crisp, I look good
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: i require this picture please
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: please?
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: i'll send you whatever you want
<ELLIOTTCABLE> can see the upper third of my back, no shirt, laying face-down in bed,
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: excluding pictures of D he hasn't given permissison of
<ELLIOTTCABLE> completely innocent, nicely backlit
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: oh god lol
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: and yet
<ELLIOTTCABLE> … with a bottle of chocolate syrup next to my hand
<BaronSamedi> i am HOWLING irl
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's just
<ELLIOTTCABLE> SO
<BaronSamedi> ima;fildya;ofiyds;aiydf;liaysdf;ioays;df
<ELLIOTTCABLE> INSANELY
<BaronSamedi> CHOCOLATE
<BaronSamedi> FUCKING
<ELLIOTTCABLE> SUGGESTIVE
<BaronSamedi> SYRUP
<BaronSamedi> I CHOKED ON MY KOOLAID
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but completely innocent at the same time
<BaronSamedi> i'm fucking crying irl
<ELLIOTTCABLE> maybe my favourite photo.
<BaronSamedi> GAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: LOL and PHANTOM OF THE OPERA IS ON FUCKING SHUFFLE
<BaronSamedi> DRAMATIC MICHAEL CRICHTON
<BaronSamedi> CONTRAST WITH EC FACE DOWN IN SOMEBODY'S ASS WITH CHOCOLATE SYRUP
<BaronSamedi> OH GOD
<BaronSamedi> I'M FUCKING DYING
<BaronSamedi> I'M LAUGHING TOO HARD
<BaronSamedi> GONNA PUKE
<BaronSamedi> hahahahahahahahaha
<BaronSamedi> michael crichton? michael CRAWFORD
<BaronSamedi> christ that was a bad lastname mixup
<BaronSamedi> xD
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what, no, I'm not in somebody's ass
<ELLIOTTCABLE> like I said, photo's innocent
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: bs
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: BULLSHIT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> just happens to be the aftermath of something less-than-innocent.
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: SEE? BULLSHIT
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: i'm imaginging your face
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: looks like you're wearing brown lipstick
<BaronSamedi> GAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<BaronSamedi> i'm fucking crying again
<BaronSamedi> oh jesus
<BaronSamedi> hahahahahahahaha
<ELLIOTTCABLE> man you're so bad at this
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: i'm pretty good
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: I'M having a good time xD
<ELLIOTTCABLE> okay picture ‘bae caught me slippin’
<ELLIOTTCABLE> insert Hershey's
<ELLIOTTCABLE> scene.
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: christ stfu
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: I HAVE TO STOP LAUGHING MY RIBS HURT
<BaronSamedi> gahahaha
<ELLIOTTCABLE> d'aww I got an iMessage addy <'3
<joelteon> yay
<whitequark> cute isn't it
<ELLIOTTCABLE> whitequark: it looks like an ant
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh, that's what you were going for. less excited now.
<whitequark> cute isn't it
<ELLIOTTCABLE> nope nope nope'in right out of here
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh but pianos exist
<ELLIOTTCABLE> afk for the next week
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: ja
<whitequark> ELLIOTTCABLE: uh, what?
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: cute isn't it https://imgur.com/XOoAHDP
<whitequark> BaronSamedi: ok you win
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: :>
<ELLIOTTCABLE> d'awwwwww
<ELLIOTTCABLE> is that a goddamn velour vest
<ELLIOTTCABLE> or is it just the lighting
<whitequark> oh haha the skirts in this anime are like the coat from monkey island
<ELLIOTTCABLE> since we're on the topic,
<ELLIOTTCABLE> there's a single unopened Skyn on my working desk, for reasons unspecified.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's adorably innocent and matches the setup very well.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I feel like this is begging for a private Instagram.
<whitequark> ELLIOTTCABLE: oooh polyisoprene oes
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I just can't quite frame it.
<whitequark> i always wanted to try them
<whitequark> ones*
<whitequark> [awkward silence]
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: why does EVERY GAY MAN I SHOW THAT PICTURE TOO
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: INSTEAD OF GOING NICE TITS
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: GOES WTF VEST IS THAT I WANT IT
* BaronSamedi head in hands
<BaronSamedi> "gay men love tits" they said
<ELLIOTTCABLE> idk about wants it
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm just kind of floored
<BaronSamedi> "even bisexual men love tits" they said
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: FUCKING TELL ME I'M PRETTY DAMMIT
* BaronSamedi waits
<BaronSamedi> I'M WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIITING
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ur prty bb
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: thnx cunt
* BaronSamedi pats ELLIOTTCABLE on the dick
<ELLIOTTCABLE> okay c'mmon give me a selfie with a smile
<ELLIOTTCABLE> snapchat NOW
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: yeah hold on a moment
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I can't smile for shit, so, I value them more than most
<whitequark> BaronSamedi: question
<ELLIOTTCABLE> cuz that *totally* makes sense.
<whitequark> why is there a wound on you
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: http://imgur.com/FJcLo3P
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: suicide attempt, august 25th
<BaronSamedi> sad but true.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> SMIIIIILE
<BaronSamedi> I AM BETTER NOW
<ELLIOTTCABLE> CHOCOLATE SYRUP BARONSAMEDI
<whitequark> BaronSamedi: ... but
<ELLIOTTCABLE> … butt
<whitequark> why is it on boobs
<whitequark> there should be some logic here
<whitequark> but i do not see it
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: http://i.imgur.com/OqWBjtX.jpg
<ELLIOTTCABLE> BaronSamedi: warmer. :D
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: tried to stab in the heart
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: failed because STUPID
<ELLIOTTCABLE> <3
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: i was lucky boxcutter didn't break off in my chest o_o
<whitequark> i see
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<BaronSamedi> i love when i kill the chat with suicide stories
<BaronSamedi> xD
<BaronSamedi> I WILL FIX IT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> you didn't kill the chat, me getting distracted by twitterperson did
<whitequark> and i'm watching this dumb anime
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm fuck
<whitequark> ELLIOTTCABLE: you're a fuck indeed
<ELLIOTTCABLE> tyty
<whitequark> lol what paypal accepts bitcoin now
<whitequark> holy shit
<ELLIOTTCABLE> saw it first saw it first saw it first
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ugh so cold what is wrong with me
<ELLIOTTCABLE> when I get sleep-deprived, I stop burning calories or some shit. I always get dealthy cold, and my limbs don't articulate accurately.
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<whitequark> ELLIOTTCABLE: have you tried setting yourself in fire
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: lol that picture
<whitequark> BaronSamedi: it basically consists of that
<whitequark> i don't know why i'm watching it
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: yes you do lol
<whitequark> why
<BaronSamedi> you know why.
* BaronSamedi stares at whitequark with ice blue eyes
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: yes
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: http://i.imgur.com/7QaaHFV.jpg
<incomprehensibly> ELLIOTTCABLE: happens to me too
<whitequark> BaronSamedi: or this http://www.zerochan.net/1241074#full
<BaronSamedi> also incomprehensibly!
* BaronSamedi sits in incomprehensibly's lap
<BaronSamedi> incomprehensibly: how are youuuu
<ELLIOTTCABLE> incomprehensibly
<ELLIOTTCABLE> chatting with They
<ELLIOTTCABLE> happy about it
<incomprehensibly> hi BaronSamedi
<incomprehensibly> ~
<BaronSamedi> incomprehensibly: pssst im gq
<BaronSamedi> incomprehensibly: lol
<incomprehensibly> haha yeah i /whois'd you
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wwhyyyyyy
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucking Verisign
<ELLIOTTCABLE> just give me an OATH-standardized apeijtshori;dnoryth3wtionsehaoir
<BaronSamedi> incomprehensibly: :D
<BaronSamedi> incomprehensibly: http://i.imgur.com/7QaaHFV.jpg
<BaronSamedi> oops nope
<BaronSamedi> incomprehensibly: i mean http://imgur.com/a/XhvEx#0
<incomprehensibly> BaronSamedi: :3
<BaronSamedi> incomprehensibly: :3
<ELLIOTTCABLE> eating goldfish out of a carton literally bigger than my head
<nuck> Impressive, considering how big-headed you are
<BaronSamedi> lol nuck
<BaronSamedi> nuck
<BaronSamedi> nuck did you see
<BaronSamedi> nuck: <TreeServ> It is Kelpie's golden juice
<BaronSamedi> ...
<BaronSamedi> that was the wrong copypasta
<nuck> wat
<BaronSamedi> hahahahahahaha
<nuck> oh lol
<BaronSamedi> nuck: http://imgur.com/a/XhvEx#0
<nuck> yeahnope
<nuck> tits are a nogo
<BaronSamedi> oh
<BaronSamedi> fine
* BaronSamedi sulks
<nuck> Friendly reminder that nuck hates boobs
<BaronSamedi> friendly reminder that BaronSamedi hates nuck
<BaronSamedi> nuck--
<BaronSamedi> >:C
<ELLIOTTCABLE> nuck hates boobs?
* ELLIOTTCABLE high-fives nuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wait, are you gay? or just the awesome flavour of weird?
* BaronSamedi high fives ELLIOTTCABLE on the face
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: he's trans
<ELLIOTTCABLE> flavour thereof?
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: nuck flavour
<alexgordon> sup
<alexgordon> incomprehensibly!
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<nuck> wat
<nuck> No I'm not
<nuck> I'm gay
<nuck> flavour?
<nuck> Feminine I guess?
<nuck> No idea what you mean but I'm definitely feminine/sub/bottom/uke/receptive
<joelteon> simple is such a cool bank
<joelteon> i just wish they had un-losable cards
<nuck> do you lose the card often?
<nuck> Maybe you should invest in a wallet
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<joelteon> well, i have lost a card once
<joelteon> does that count
<joelteon> as often
<ELLIOTTCABLE> nuck: I never processed that you were gay, wtf
<nuck> ELLIOTTCABLE: Really?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> joelteon: luckily, I have no less than *two* still-rubber-banded backup Simple cards!
<BaronSamedi> nuck: his gaydar is broken
<BaronSamedi> nuck: from pretending to be str8 for 2 long
<BaronSamedi> nuck: sad rly
<ELLIOTTCABLE> because they inexplicably keep mailing me replacement cards, that I simply never activate!
<nuck> I read that as "8-bit string"
<ELLIOTTCABLE> at the current rate, I'm looking forward to my fourth card, and therefore third backup, anytime this month!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ‘pretending’
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ‘2 long’
<nuck> ELLIOTTCABLE: They just keep sending you more cards? wat
<ELLIOTTCABLE> exactly.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> not gonna complain, they're pretty
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'll make wall-art someday out of unactivated Simple cards
<BaronSamedi> haha
<ELLIOTTCABLE> or maybe I'll slice them up into super-thin slices with one number each, and spell my existing credit-card number with other credit-cards' numbers
<ELLIOTTCABLE> glue them back together that way, and try to pass it off as my actual card
<ELLIOTTCABLE> *holds out glued together, obviously-shredded credit-card monstrosity*
<nuck> "I accidentally shredded it. Should still work."
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “Do you take card?”
<nuck> Just load all the cards onto a Coin
<ELLIOTTCABLE> maybe I'll learn some sleight-of-hand, and practice smoothly replacing the shredded one with the intact one
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “Wha— how— where'd the— what'd you… !?”
<BaronSamedi> heh
<joelteon> ELLIOTTCABLE: swag
<joelteon> ELLIOTTCABLE: can I have one
<ELLIOTTCABLE> joelteon: do you actually need an invite?
<joelteon> no, lol
<joelteon> i meant a spare card
<ELLIOTTCABLE> k nope
<ELLIOTTCABLE> mine.
* ELLIOTTCABLE hoards his beautiful, beautiful white cards
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Purr.prototype.isGqbrielle
<BaronSamedi> ?
<BaronSamedi> what about me?
<joelteon> -> false
<joelteon> coffeescrpt
<joelteon> coffeescript
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<nuck> lol I invited joelteon to simple like two years ago
<purr> lol
<joelteon> yeah nuck is a qt pi
<nuck> lol
<nuck> I'm the cutest constant
<BaronSamedi> so true
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> Time to play: halloween or fetish?
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: i love that game
<joelteon> ye
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<incomprehensibly> alexgordon: !
<BaronSamedi> incomprehensibly:!
<incomprehensibly> 2:51 PM <•joelteon> yeah nuck is a qt pi
<incomprehensibly> 2:52 PM <nuck> I'm the cutest constant
<incomprehensibly> 2:51 PM <nuck> lol
<purr> lol
<incomprehensibly> BaronSamedi: !
<BaronSamedi> !
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