<ELLIOTTCABLE>
devyn: like … I can tell at a glance that if I understood his naming conventions, the code would make sense.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
i.e. it's only of "first order" insanity
<devyn>
haha
<devyn>
true
<devyn>
I guess
<devyn>
but his naming conventions really don't make sense
<devyn>
it's not even "compressed"
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
then there's code that wouldn't make sense even if you understood the identifiers, because the *semantics* are unidiomatic
<devyn>
like he isn't just taking things that make sense and making them shorter
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
"second order" insanity
<devyn>
he literally names shit random things
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and finally code that exploits unexpected or widely unknown aspects of the *underlying* system(s) on a regular basis, such that even if you understood the intended semantics, you wouldn't be able to modify or follow the code.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
well, there's an argument to be made that recognizability / usability of a identifier-set only depends upon its relation to another particular language at the *start* of interactions
<devyn>
c3_w coq_l; // next connection number
<vigs>
yurgh. could I get a second pair of eyes on this? I'm turbo new to C, and…yurgh.
<devyn>
because we can't just use C's int types
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
that said: idk why I'm defending him, bbl
<devyn>
we have to rename them c3_w
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
oh wait yes I do, because someday this exact conversation will be had about *my* code.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
>,>
<vigs>
ELLIOTTCABLE: it's no fun to unanimously bash a thing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
devyn: I miss programming.
<devyn>
your code is waaaay more readable than this ELLIOTTCABLE
<vigs>
unless that thing is coffeescript
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
vigs: <3
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I lol'd
<purr>
lol
<devyn>
I have a wat in there about coffeescript
<devyn>
-what
<purr>
<ec> gleaming fucking love sword.
<devyn>
-what
<purr>
<locks> elliot is always up, he takes viagra by the bucketful
<devyn>
meh
<vigs>
don't even get me started
<vigs>
also lol
<devyn>
meh
<devyn>
-what
<purr>
<eboy> no one older than 34's name is devin
<devyn>
-what
<purr>
<alexgordon> she sells csh by the C shore
<devyn>
-what
<purr>
<elliottcable> “Kapo also had a detachable vagina, which she once used as a decoy to aid her sister Pele to flee the overzealous Kamapua'a.”
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
k 4 r
<devyn>
perfect
<devyn>
see ya ELLIOTTCABLE
<Elphaba>
-what
<purr>
<locks> if Paws is 0.1% has confusing as elliot, it'll be unusable
<Elphaba>
-what
<purr>
<alexgordon> impotence implies idempotence
<Elphaba>
-what
<purr>
<Nuck> On the bright side, incomprehensibly, you can still write Objective C
<devyn>
-what
<purr>
<gqbrielle> damn.
<devyn>
-what
<purr>
<Nuck> Music is kinda like code. Except louder.
<devyn>
-what
<purr>
<elliottcable> “I dropped a lot of Reddit in college. I still shudder when I see an arrow.”
<Elphaba>
-what
<purr>
<prophile> if a tree falls in the forest, and is linked with LTO...
<Elphaba>
-what
<purr>
<sullytaylor> I just spent three minuits looking for somthing, then I realised it was in my mouth
<Elphaba>
-what
<purr>
<drparse> gqbrielle: a warning is when the parser gets passive-aggressive on you, an error is when it gets aggressive at you, a parse error is when it punches you in the fucking face
<devyn>
-what
<purr>
<micahjohnston> what was that one webcomic with lots of dicks in it
<devyn>
-what
<purr>
<alexgordon> tried vim, it sucks
<devyn>
-what
<purr>
<Nuck> I would totally go to the book of mormon with a cat-tail buttplug in
<vigs>
omg
<Elphaba>
-what
<purr>
<vil> hmmm, can't quite fit the end of a whiteboard marker in my nostril
<Elphaba>
-what
<purr>
<alexgordon> glowcoil: java is the good sandwich that my future wife will make for me when we're both in heaven after jesus has come back and collected us in his minibus
<Elphaba>
-what
<purr>
<jeannicolas> you guys have a way of grabing a programming language and making it suck its own wiener!
<devyn>
-what
<purr>
<jeannicolas> * pictures elliottcable writing javascript while bathing in V8 juice...
<devyn>
-what
<purr>
<Nuck> purr isn't C
<devyn>
-what
<purr>
<whitequark> sephr-uni: you are indeed the hardware equivalent of a mongodb fanboy
<Elphaba>
hahahahahaha
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
oh god don't get purr klined
<Elphaba>
-what
<purr>
<whitequark> plastic food is awesome.
<Elphaba>
-what
<purr>
<alexgordon> fuck C++ up the comma operator
<Elphaba>
-what
<purr>
<dxgriffiths> Variadic declare, it's like 'fire photon torpedoes'.
<Elphaba>
hee
<Elphaba>
i stopped :>
<devyn>
ELLIOTTCABLE: remember when that happened
<Elphaba>
devyn: i do and ELLIOTTCABLE did it himself with a test cmd
<devyn>
I think it takes a lot more though lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
devyn: yes and I was toooo
<Elphaba>
devyn: i cried with laughter all month
<Elphaba>
remembering that
<vigs>
so…would anyone mind taking a look at this thing? :|
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
man what WAS I doing
<devyn>
vigs: what thing
<Elphaba>
EVERYBODY
<Elphaba>
VIGS WANTS TO SHOW US HIS THING
<Elphaba>
IT'S PROBABLY NOT HIS DICK
<vigs>
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
oh stfu
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
vigs: what thing
<Elphaba>
no u
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
:D
<devyn>
vigs: show me your thing. right now. >:D
<Elphaba>
:>
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Elphaba: NO U
<Elphaba>
ELLIOTTCABLE: you wanna go bitch 8D
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Elphaba: I'LL SLAP YOU WITH MY GIANT PHONE
<vigs>
devyn: one of the problems I have to do for this C class >_>
<Elphaba>
ELLIOTTCABLE: IS THAT A METAPHOR
<vigs>
ELLIOTTCABLE: ^
<devyn>
vigs: k, bring it
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Elphaba: I wish
<Elphaba>
ELLIOTTCABLE: OH BABY OH BABY YOUR IPHONE IS SO HARD FOR ME
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
this phone is larger than my cock.
<devyn>
Elphaba: wat.
<purr>
beep.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
horrible realization.
<Elphaba>
ELLIOTTCABLE: i'm...i'm...i don't know what to do wif dis realisation
<Elphaba>
devyn: halp
<Elphaba>
purr: halp
<vigs>
devyn: kay, lemme clean it up, one sec
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
actually woah it might be about the same
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
suddenly regret never measuring myself
<Elphaba>
IF EC DICK = GREATER THAN PHONE, THEN ???
<devyn>
haha
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
quick #ELLIOTTCABLE, arouse me
<Elphaba>
ELLIOTTCABLE: i want you and donald to suck each other off while i watch
<purr>
Elphaba: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Elphaba: I already did that :P
<Elphaba>
:P
<Elphaba>
oh wow that's some really good art
<Elphaba>
THAT'S GOING IN THE FILE
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
okay time to be mildly productive, bbl
<Elphaba>
lol bb
<purr>
lol
<Elphaba>
bye lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Elphaba: I believe I recognize the artist.
<Elphaba>
ELLIOTTCABLE: me too
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
can't recall the name
<Elphaba>
ELLIOTTCABLE: not sure how i feel about that
<Elphaba>
ELLIOTTCABLE: o well
<devyn>
Elphaba: yeah pretty nice actually
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
this phone is too big my hands hurt
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
seriously considering selling it.
<Elphaba>
ELLIOTTCABLE: i'll buy it off you, you baby handed baby
<Elphaba>
:>
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Elphaba: pff
<Elphaba>
ELLIOTTCABLE: :D
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
also, I always thought it was elphEba.
<Elphaba>
ELLIOTTCABLE: nope!
<Elphaba>
EL - fah - buh.
<gq>
:P
<gq>
-what
<purr>
<Nuck> It's so long and hard and .... stupid
<gq>
-what
<purr>
<alexgordon> my arse is a abacus
<gq>
-what
<purr>
<micahjohnston> well, I don't usually incorporate dicks into my typeclasses
katlogic has quit [Ping timeout: 246 seconds]
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<devyn>
23:53:49 <@purr> <micahjohnston> well, I don't usually incorporate dicks into my typeclasses
<devyn>
fantastic
<devyn>
<3 incomprehensibly
<purr>
Let it be known that devyn hearts incomprehensibly.
<gq>
-what
<purr>
<mcc> glowcoil: the way universal nullability works in Java is that null is of a special type which technically inherits from every object type D: D: D:
<gq>
-what
<purr>
<alexgordon> also I didn't know "Chains" was an attire
<gq>
-what
<purr>
<alexgordon> like a place for really religious salmon to go
<gq>
<3 devyn
<purr>
Let it be known that gq hearts devyn.
<gq>
<3 ELLIOTTCABLE
<purr>
Let it be known that gq hearts ELLIOTTCABLE.
<gq>
<3 nuck
<purr>
Let it be known that gq hearts nuck.
<gq>
<3 incomprehensibly
<purr>
Let it be known that gq hearts incomprehensibly.
<gq>
and none for joelteon bai
<gq>
^.~
<devyn>
<3 gq
<purr>
Let it be known that devyn hearts gq.
<gq>
<3
<devyn>
<3 joelteon
<purr>
Let it be known that devyn hearts joelteon.
<nuck>
"00:41:05 @purrnuck: nuck loves showers and dicks."
<gq>
nuck: hahahaha
<nuck>
Now that's a quote for the ages
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
devyn: fail.
<devyn>
purr: "nuck: nuck loves showers and dicks." wat.
<purr>
beep.
<gq>
-what
<purr>
<whitequark> sephr-uni: you are indeed the hardware equivalent of a mongodb fanboy
<gq>
-what
<purr>
<alexthegreat> prophile: I have tried shoving locks in numerous orifices but none have come up good
<devyn>
thar.
<gq>
-what
<purr>
<eboy> triangle sally is the best performer. better than lady gaga
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
‘showers and dicks’
<nuck>
This bot gets me
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
but really omg
<nuck>
-loves Nuck
<purr>
nuck: Nuck loves his penis, JavaScript, Redis, OrangeSoda, himself, Cracked, his iPhone, purr, LESS, Mocha, BitTorrent, gqbrielle, portland, Iron & Wine, Arch Linux, ∆, Bombay Bicycle Club, DownThemAll, ##Hat, LaTeX, Chrome, Lemon Jelly, /buffer clear, Broken Bells, Neutral Milk Hotel, Fleet Foxes, Arcade Fire, Cage The Elephant, Sufjan Stevens, vil, movements, VirtualBox, Tame Impala, Tunng, Hooray For Earth, Andrew Bird, Trails and Ways, catbug, Ritsu, locks,
<gq>
JESUS CHRIST
<gq>
lol
<purr>
lol
<devyn>
his penis lol
<gq>
-loves ELLIOTTCABLE
<purr>
gq: ELLIOTTCABLE loves scotch, Owl City, Bastion, Max, Bitcoin, IRCCloud, nicoou, E>, all been a while want to talk soon can we have sex? okay bye, purr, ohhmaar, Spose, and joelteon.
<gq>
I'M NOT ON THERE AT ALL
<gq>
EC DOESN'T LOVE ME
<nuck>
gq--
<purr>
Let it be known that nuck hates gq.
gq has left #elliottcable ["BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW"]
<joelteon>
rip
gq has joined #elliottcable
<gq>
nuck--
<purr>
Let it be known that gq is indifferent to nuck.
<gq>
>:C
<gq>
nuck--
<purr>
Let it be known that gq hates nuck.
<nuck>
:^)
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
-loves elliottcable
<purr>
ELLIOTTCABLE: elliottcable loves cloudhead, devyn, tucker, gqbrielle, IamTash, Bluebie, alexgordon, Breaking Bad, zsh, purr, locks, last.fm, Zero 7, Tiberian Sun, cold, berri, NuckOff, git, George R. R. Martin, github, OS X, micahjohnston, ChelseaP, GitHub, brits, the cock, SubStack, Aria, isaacs, negative space, Lua, zzap, logs, #elliottcable, russfrank, Kaufmann Mercantile, iPad, tmux, SSH, Prompt.app, Little Snitch, Ronald Jenkees, JavaScript, judofyr, Primer,
<gq>
nuck--
<purr>
Let it be known that gq hates nuck.
<gq>
nuck--
<purr>
Let it be known that gq hates nuck.
<gq>
nuck--
<nuck>
The bot fuckin' gets me
<purr>
Let it be known that gq hates nuck.
<devyn>
this.love("ELLIOTTCABLE", "gqbrielle")
<purr>
devyn: TypeError: Cannot read property 'name' of undefined
<gq>
nuck--
<purr>
Let it be known that gq hates nuck.
<gq>
nuck--
<joelteon>
what about don?
<purr>
Let it be known that gq hates nuck.
<gq>
nuck--
<purr>
Let it be known that gq hates nuck.
<gq>
nuck--
<purr>
Let it be known that gq hates nuck.
<gq>
nuck--
<purr>
Let it be known that gq hates nuck.
<gq>
nuck--
<purr>
Let it be known that gq hates nuck.
<gq>
nucik--
<purr>
Let it be known that gq hates nucik.
<gq>
..
<gq>
fine
<gq>
lol
<nuck>
nucik?
<gq>
<3 bluebie
<purr>
Let it be known that gq hearts bluebie.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
-hates gq
<purr>
ELLIOTTCABLE: gq hates nuck and nucik.
<nuck>
<3 giq
<purr>
Let it be known that nuck hearts giq.
<gq>
<3 jenna
<purr>
Let it be known that gq hearts jenna.
<devyn>
this.love
<purr>
devyn: function (context, lover, loved, d, opts) { var opts = merge({love: " loves ", hate: " hates ", zero: " is indifferent to ", hard: false}, opts); var l = this.loves.object; if (!l[lover]) l[lover] = {}; var c = opts.hard ? 0 : l[lover][loved] || 0; if ((c == 0 || c == 1) && d == 1 && loved.match(n…}
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
jenna.
<gq>
nucik++\
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
>:
<gq>
nucik++
<purr>
Let it be known that gq is indifferent to nucik.
<gq>
dere
<gq>
-hates gq
<purr>
gq: gq hates nuck.
<devyn>
this.love(context, "ELLIOTTCABLE", "gq")
<purr>
Let it be known that ELLIOTTCABLE is indifferent to gq.
<gq>
-hates gqbrielle
<purr>
gq: gqbrielle hates baseball cap, darkf, gqbrielle, elliottcable, southern accents, that video, deeo, battlecollie, west coast, audio chat, eboy, and summer.
<gq>
-loves battlecollie
<purr>
gq: battlecollie loves alexgordon and #elliottcable.
<purr>
<Nuck> I think there's actually a wat about my mangina. >_>
<gq>
-what
<purr>
<whitequark> I'm reading pubmed
<nuck>
NO YOU SHUT UP
<gq>
-what
<purr>
<Cheery> katlogic: if it's slow, can't I JIT it?
<gq>
-what
<purr>
<sephr> it was my sexy name
<gq>
-what
<purr>
<alexgordon> my gut is full of opinions
<gq>
-what
<purr>
<elliottcable> I fart cake
<gq>
-what
<purr>
<Willox> Well. I ctrl+f'd paws. and it makes no sense still.
<gq>
-what
<purr>
<drparse> gqbrielle: a warning is when the parser gets passive-aggressive on you, an error is when it gets aggressive at you, a parse error is when it punches you in the fucking face
<gq>
-what
<purr>
<alextgordon> I'd hate to see ELLIOTTCABLE orgasm
<gq>
-what
<purr>
<Nuck> elliottcable: He was raised mormon, he doesn't know how vaginas work.
<gq>
-what
<purr>
<elliottcable> HARRY PIOTR
<gq>
-what
<purr>
<Nuck> I knew you looked famished for dick.
<nuck>
DP ALL THE THINGS
<gq>
-what
<purr>
<substack> dropped a lot of haskell at university
<gq>
-what
<purr>
<akshatj__> I can make you sick
<nuck>
Guys
<gq>
-what
<purr>
<alexgordon> these people have strange penises
<nuck>
Did you see that
<gq>
-what
<purr>
<Nuck> I assume I'm not alone in envisioning elliottcable munching on the head of a parakeet?
<gq>
-what
<purr>
<glowcoil> so adding features is a crapshoot whether it fits right in or requires radical restructuring
<nuck>
"DP ALL THE THINGS"
<gq>
-what
<purr>
<alexgordon> joelteon: you might be high, but you're not THAT high
<gq>
-what
<purr>
<ellio> IT IS SO DELICIOUS I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ALL OF THESE TINY WINDOWS
<gq>
-what
<purr>
<gqbrielle> anything that makes elliottcable mad is funny.
<gq>
-what
<purr>
<sephr> ok so the board is now forcing you to op me Deamonboy
<nuck>
DOUBLE PENETRATE ALL THE THINGS
<gq>
-what
<purr>
<akshatj> Knuth++;
<gq>
-what
<purr>
<Cheery> katlogic: if it's slow, can't I JIT it?
<purr>
nuck: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<purr>
ELLIOTTCABLE: You develop an instant global consciousness, a people orientation, an intense dissatisfaction with the state of the world, and a compulsion to do something about it. From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, "Look at that, you son of a bitch."
<whitequark>
We once had an older Varian 1.5k-litter source turbo that blew up and spit blades through the sides of the turbo!!!!!! Luckily the lead lined doors stopped the shrapnel.
<whitequark>
"If you really want to see a spectacle, be around when a Kestral Mev implanter looses a 1k l/s source turbo; the turbo sits directly above a magnesium crucible and an Ion source which is running phosphorus. Talk about a fire! "
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
yah reading the comments and lol'ing
<purr>
<joelteon> i think i'm going to make a freenode simulator
<gq>
-what
<purr>
<alexgordon> can we go back to talking about casual sex? I regret asking about teeth
<gq>
-what
<purr>
<prophile> is the Y combinator defined on boobs?
<whitequark>
at least as long as ELLIOTTCABLE doesn't try to tell his Opinions about Programming Languages
<whitequark>
that is
<whitequark>
not for long lol
<purr>
lol
<devyn>
:p
<devyn>
I think most unit tests are pointless
<devyn>
larger-scale integration tests are more useful
<whitequark>
weeeeellll
<whitequark>
I think most unit tests are pointless, because they mask the lack of a proper type system
<devyn>
especially for making sure bugs stay fixed
<whitequark>
as per the integration tests, well
<whitequark>
Rails got down that road.
<whitequark>
now our testsuite takes over ten minutes and I'm not going to be arsed running it
<devyn>
haha
<whitequark>
unit tests work when you have, well, units.
<devyn>
I've started using TypeScript for browser-side stuff
<devyn>
it's okay
<gq>
whitequark: you should come to #bbbattle :)
<whitequark>
there's this opinion that using TypeScript may be just *worse* than simply JS
<gq>
whitequark: it's #elliottcable without the ELLIOTTCABLE :D
<whitequark>
gq: what do you talk about there?
<whitequark>
except dick jokes
<gq>
whitequark: whatever. sometimes locks and i team up to hit on sanitypassing
<whitequark>
sanitypassing?
<gq>
whitequark: and sometimes like the other night we talk about the anatomy of horses
<devyn>
he gets very uncomfortable :3
<alexgordon>
unit tests are incompatible with mutable state
<gq>
devyn: typical prog, talk about sex all day long, hit on him with a real.live.girl. and he goes ABUHBUHBUH
<gq>
just kidding idk if he talks about sex much
<gq>
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT
<devyn>
he doesn't lol
<purr>
lol
<gq>
devyn: we gotta fix that :>
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
who is sanitypassing? that nick's familiar.
<devyn>
he's super innocent -.-"
<alexgordon>
or rather, testing is incompatible with mutable state. the reason integration tests work and units don't is that from the point of view of an integration test, there is no state
<gq>
devyn: no, he's a virgin in university
<devyn>
he was in here for a while looong ago ELLIOTTCABLE
<gq>
devyn: just waiting to be delicately deflowered by somebody's tongue
<gq>
devyn: ...such as mine..
* gq
grins
<whitequark>
...
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
also, mind blown that #bbbattle still exists
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: don't go there. you have your own bloody chan
<gq>
>:c
<devyn>
ELLIOTTCABLE: it has long outlived its original purpose. :/
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
clearly :P
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
gq: o_O
<whitequark>
when did gq start delicately deflowering everyone around
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
gq: wasn't intending to; but glad to know I'm unwelcome :P
<gq>
whitequark: when my marriage became an open one :>
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
whitequark: ‘start’
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
whitequark: wat.
<purr>
beep.
<devyn>
whitequark: since ever
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
gq: since when is that an official thing ,btw
<gq>
yeah keep up
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: idk but i have a gf now
<whitequark>
ELLIOTTCABLE: gimme back my +.
<whitequark>
nao.
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: ima buy a ticket to kentucky soon and have a nice weekend of 69ing and lesbian movies
<gq>
you know
<gq>
like one does
<gq>
~
<alexgordon>
hearing about gq's life is like watching Primer
<devyn>
lol
<gq>
alexgordon: or game of thrones with less murder
<gq>
LESS MURDER
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
might have some chicagoans in here for a chat. be nice.
<gq>
MORE OBERYN FUCKING EVERYONE
<gq>
YES YES YES
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
whitequark: right after you said you were leaving again soon? pff! :P
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: i did i wa sjust following the trend
<gq>
since alexgordon seemed into it
* gq
shrugs
* gq
pins alexgordon down
<alexgordon>
ELLIOTTCABLE: bring her back
<gq>
alexgordon: hold still we need to provide rule 34 for the chan
<whitequark>
gq: so glad i don't know any of these people
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
she's down for maintenance.
<gq>
alexgordon: hold still, i have this caramel syrup to put on you
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
knocking out a few todos while I have my SSH tunnel open.
<gq>
DAMMIT ALEX STOP WRIGGLING
<gq>
YOU'RE GETTING ALL SWEATY
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
-beltbuckle @ gq
* alexgordon
puts on his robe and his wizard hat
<gq>
whitequark: not for now, but we can fix that
* gq
makes a skin suit out of joelteon
<gq>
I FEEL PRETTY
<gq>
OH SO PRETTY
<gq>
I FEEL PRETTY
<gq>
AND WITTY
<gq>
AND GAY
<gq>
AND I PITY
eligrey has joined #elliottcable
<gq>
ANY OTTERS WHO ISN'T ME
<gq>
TODAY
<whitequark>
ELLIOTTCABLE: question
<gq>
oh thank god sephr's here
<alexgordon>
gay, not grey
<whitequark>
why is gq high
<whitequark>
who let gq in
<gq>
alexgordon: have you seen his pix? gay
<gq>
whitequark: I DID
<gq>
8D
<joelteon>
what's up
<joelteon>
who's gay
<joelteon>
is it me
<alexgordon>
sephr apparently
<joelteon>
oh
<gq>
joelteon: i made a skin out of your suit
<gq>
joelteon: so now you're gay whether you want to be or not
<gq>
^_^
<joelteon>
coo
<gq>
er, wait
<gq>
strike that
<gq>
reverse it
<gq>
SUIT out of SKIN
<gq>
yay
<joelteon>
i didn't have a suit so i figured you were naked
<alexgordon>
gq: isn't that called a leather jacket?
<gq>
alexgordon: i made a sort of bikini
<gq>
joelteon: i'm always naked ^_^
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
your anus is an apple
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: like...mine specfically?
<alexgordon>
man and I was up for talking about proglangs
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
alexgordon: D:
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
HI I'M HERE
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
so
<gq>
lol
<gq>
NO
<gq>
LET'S TALK ABOUT TITS
<gq>
NO
<gq>
BRING BACK PURR
<gq>
NO SHOPTALK
<gq>
ONLY TITS
<gq>
...
<gq>
FOREVER
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
alexgordon: did you get the Tires stuff a few months ago, at all?
<alexgordon>
no
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
not the new NLP stuff even, just, the syntax we chatted about?
<alexgordon>
wasn't here
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
okay
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
so, I'll go chronologically
<alexgordon>
I can't handle
<alexgordon>
err
<alexgordon>
complex stuff
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
understand that the thing I'm about to describe has already evolved away, anyway, but it's interesting anyway and you missed stuff
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
nah! this is right up your alley, it's pure syntactic stuff
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
the least Paws-y discussion possible. no semantics or insanity at all. :D
<alexgordon>
I can assure you that nothing is going up my alley
<joelteon>
so i went to the psychiatrist this morning
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
-otters
<joelteon>
oh
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
a looooooong-ass time ago, incomprehensibly wanted Paws to be a ‘diagonally executed’ language
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
to pull terminology out of our collective asses
* alexgordon
has already zoned out
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
ugh
<alexgordon>
diagonally executed
<alexgordon>
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
exactly
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
the literal next line said we pulled that out of our asses at the time. I was about to explain. :P
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
basically, he wanted stuff inside a function to have some complex magic to understand dependencies between variables in context, or sommat.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
such that multiple ‘lines of code’ could start running at the same time, if they didn't depend on eachother in any way.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I threw all that away, it didn't go anywhere.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fastforward four years.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
so in passing, I decided to play around with *explicit* dependencies in source-code / instruction-sets.
<joelteon>
apparently if you add a dosage of buspirone to an SSRI, it counteracts the negative sexual side effects of SSRIs
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
alexgordon: should I use smaller words? do you have a dictionary handy? we can take a break so you can get mommy if you want. ;)
<joelteon>
you learn something new every day
<alexgordon>
ELLIOTTCABLE: I see
<gq>
joelteon:
<gq>
joelteon: oh god really
<joelteon>
gq:
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
yay a response
<joelteon>
gq: yes
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
that's something!
<gq>
joelteon: is that why the seroquel hasn't affected the hypersexuality?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
alexgordon: :P
<gq>
joelteon: oh god no wonder i still want to fuck everythign D:
<joelteon>
um
<gq>
I MEAN I'M NOT COMPLAINING
<gq>
BUT STILL
<joelteon>
seroquel isn't buspirone
<joelteon>
i don't think
<gq>
joelteon: i'm on buspar too
<joelteon>
oh
<gq>
yas
<joelteon>
yeah, buspar makes it so you continue wanting to fuck everything
<alexgordon>
ELLIOTTCABLE: gist me an example
<joelteon>
which i'm ok with
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
alexgordon: so, let's attack a problem. we need a way, in two-dismensional (well, three, if you include the dismension of the characters themselves.)
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
to represent multi-dismensional, well, graphs.
<joelteon>
the NEW GIRL I MET (AKA MY GIRLFRIEND GUYS, I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND; DID I MENTION THAT?) wants me to be less sexually dead
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
because that's what dependencies are, when fully expressed. a graph.
<joelteon>
PS: I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
<alexgordon>
ELLIOTTCABLE: adjacency tables?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
specifically, a directed one.
<alexgordon>
joelteon: what's his name?
<joelteon>
alexgordon: alex gordon
<gq>
joelteon: i don't beelive you lol
<joelteon>
gq: about which part
<gq>
also LOL
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
no, the goal here is something *writeable*.
<gq>
joelteon: nvm fine i believe you call me when you marry alexgordon
<alexgordon>
joelteon: well played, is all I can say
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
like, a programming language *syntax*, not an intermediate form, that expresses dependencies.
<gq>
joelteon: i'll send you both a large check
<joelteon>
alexgordon: it usually works better if i don't mention the gender beforehand
<gq>
joelteon: or matching engraved cockrings
<gq>
joelteon: you know, something nice
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck a large check, I'll send you both a large cock
<joelteon>
"i have a girlfriend" "what's his name?" "uhhh........she's a girl"
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: lol
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: your own?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
the same cock, consumed sequentially, not in parallel
<alexgordon>
joelteon: you haven't met gq
<gq>
alexgordon: you haven't either luv ;x
<joelteon>
can't argue with that
<joelteon>
but no, i do ACTUALLY have agirlfriend now for real
<gq>
well
<gq>
my girlfriend for real DOES have a cock
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I have!
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I have!
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I have!
<gq>
so, you know
* ELLIOTTCABLE
raises hands excitedly
<joelteon>
and you bitches get to hear all about it because i don't talk to anybody else
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: yes and you hardly fucked me at all
<alexgordon>
gq: really?
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: 0/10 wouldn't meet again
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
IS THERE A PRIZE I WANT A PRIZE
<gq>
alexgordon: really.
<gq>
alexgordon: her name is bailey!
<alexgordon>
gq: like, a cock made of flesh?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
demand pix or whatever we're required to say in these circumstances
<gq>
alexgordon: yes
<alexgordon>
huh
<whitequark>
alexgordon: that could be interpreted in different ways
<whitequark>
like
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
also, straight-up, how kosher is talking about her genetalia in this setting?
<whitequark>
not necessarily what you mean
<gq>
alexgordon: also she's prehormones so she can still fuck me with it
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
like, is that something she'd want shared? :x
<joelteon>
100% kosher
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: fine, i'm not like you, i don't nonconsensually share pix :>
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
‘whose flesh’
<whitequark>
yes
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
‘the flesh of what creature’
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: met her thru rizon she self ids as a trap
<joelteon>
okay, well, regardless of whether she's she or not, it's still she, not he
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
‘the flesh of which genre of creature’
<joelteon>
so alexgordon is still wrong
<joelteon>
suck a dick alex
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I mean, I totally own a cock made of melonflesh
<gq>
joelteon: i like how you're more progressive than alexgordon here
<alexgordon>
?
<alexgordon>
I didn't make a statement either way
<alexgordon>
:P
<joelteon>
you said "what's his name"
<joelteon>
shitlord
<alexgordon>
joelteon: oh about that
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
… we all know alexgordon's a bigot.
<alexgordon>
I'm not!
<alexgordon>
I hate everybody equally
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
like, not a trolly internet bigot like joelteon, a real-life bigot, the kind that doesn't realize that they are
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
it's okay we'll fix him eventually
<alexgordon>
ELLIOTTCABLE: why am I a bigot?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
the first step has been achieved: immersing him in gqulture.
<whitequark>
i sorta want to meet gq now
<joelteon>
well, *i'm* everything you hate about software development
<joelteon>
specifically, EVERYTHING
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
whitequark: you will when you come <3
<whitequark>
ELLIOTTCABLE: will i survive
<alexgordon>
party at gq's house?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
gq's house is NO LONGER HER PARENTS' HOUSE
<joelteon>
you will survive
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
this is EXCITING
<joelteon>
hey hey
<gq>
PARTY AT MY HOUSE
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
i am chilly
<joelteon>
you guys should all come and party in my room; it's about 12 x 10 feet
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
oh I forgot to purr
<gq>
MY PARENTS AREN'T INVITED
<gq>
I'LL STOCK THE CONDOMS AND LUBE
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
you should all come and party at my place
<gq>
EVERYONE IS REQUIRED TO BRING CLOTHING
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
it's many x many feet
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
x many feet in the air
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: BUY ME A PLANE TICKET AND I WILL
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
x many feet of view
<joelteon>
do female identified people still wear condoms
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: i'll even bring your favorite cock i mean D
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
x suck my dick
<gq>
joelteon: yes
<joelteon>
okay
<gq>
joelteon: because they still produce sperm
<joelteon>
swag
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
omfg I'm not that into d jeeeesus
<alexgordon>
this channel...
<gq>
joelteon: that can get you pregnant
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: BULLSHIT
<joelteon>
biology does exist
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
like, used to be a 6/10 interest, is now like a 2/10
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
so shush your pommel
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: YOU SAID AND I QUOTE HE'S THE ONLY MAN I'VE EVER MET THAT I'VE BEEN ATTRACTED TO WHO ISN'T LIKE A CELEBRITY OR SOMETHING
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: what
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: what
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
send me photos to change my mind. ;)
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE YOU INSULT MY HUSBAND WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GONNA DO CALL ME FAT AND STUPID????
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: WHY NOT GO FOR THE ASSHAT TRIFECTA?!
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
insult? no, he's beautiful :P
<whitequark>
ELLIOTTCABLE: question
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: 2/10 YOU SAID
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: BULLSHIT, YOU FUCKING ARYAN BERLIN WALL LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER
<joelteon>
so coming into your house is part 1 of the asshat trifecta?
<alexgordon>
whitequark: don't bother, talking about cocks
<joelteon>
do you not like it when people do that?
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: AT LEAST D CAN SMILE WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE TED BUNDY YOU COCK
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
… in *interest*, not *attractiveness*, christ
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: NO. NO. NO. WE'RE THROWING DOWN
<joelteon>
i'm confused
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: GRRRRRRRRRRR
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
GRRRR
<joelteon>
ayyyyyy lmao
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
<whitequark>
alexgordon: it was related
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
googled ted bundy
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
what *is* a ted bundy
<joelteon>
more like tud bendy
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: oh my god
<gq>
oh my ACTUAL god
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
whitequark: glitter
<gq>
YOU CANNOT BE THIS STUPID
<gq>
NOBODY CAN
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: HE'S A FUCKING FAMOUS SERIAL KILLER
<gq>
jesus christ
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I don't know famous things, everybody knows that.
<joelteon>
more like bed tundy
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: FUCKING SHUT UP YOU GIANT DICK I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU TIL YOU CRY THEN TELL #elliottcable ABOUT IT
<joelteon>
more like tedd bunny
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: brb coming to your house wif strapon
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<whitequark>
ELLIOTTCABLE: it will be an orgy
<alexgordon>
gq: calm down dear
<whitequark>
I mean
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: LEAVE THE FRONT DOOR UNLOCKED OR I WILL KICK IT DOWN
<whitequark>
I tried to phrase it as a question
<gq>
alexgordon: YOU CALM DOWN YOU PMF
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
mis-read as
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
wifi strapon
<whitequark>
but that is physically impossible
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
got excited
<alexgordon>
PMF?
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: i have one of those
<gq>
alexgordon: pom*
<alexgordon>
probability mass function?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
whitequark: wat
<gq>
alexgordon: I'M CALLING YOU GAY YOU GIANT TWAT D:
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
xPMF
<whitequark>
ELLIOTTCABLE: uhh
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
JSON-serialized-as-dildos
<alexgordon>
gq: doesn't pom mean british?
<joelteon>
you know what's amazing?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
joelteon.
<joelteon>
how much shitty code there is and how much time people spent on writing it
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
-otters
<gq>
alexgordon: it means british gay cunt
<gq>
alexgordon: if you ask a straya cunt
<gq>
0:3
<joelteon>
so i just had some harsh words about IIS in a company email
<joelteon>
I really hope I don't get in trouble
<alexgordon>
gq: whatever, sheep shagger
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I think incomprehensibly just sent me a snapchat of a guy's butt
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
not entirely sure
<alexgordon>
...
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
-BaronSamedi
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
-find baron
<joelteon>
which guy
<alexgordon>
ELLIOTTCABLE: anyway, so you still haven't enlightened me. why am I a bigot again?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
alexgordon: I'm just being harsh.
gq is now known as BaronSamedi
<alexgordon>
I don't mind, selfish git perhaps...
<BaronSamedi>
YOU FUCKED UP NOW BOYZ
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and in all reality, I'm the fucking *last* person to lecture anybody on openmindedness.
<BaronSamedi>
THIS IS MY HAITIAN LORD OF THE DEAD NICK
<BaronSamedi>
WHO
<BaronSamedi>
WNATS
<BaronSamedi>
TO PARTY
<BaronSamedi>
WHO WANTS TO PARTY
<BaronSamedi>
8D
<whitequark>
ELLIOTTCABLE: question
<BaronSamedi>
ELLIOTTCABLE: you really are luv
<whitequark>
what has happened to #ec while i've been absent
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
whitequark: gq.
* BaronSamedi
puts on a black silk top hat & smokes an enormous cigar
<whitequark>
did you set up a meth distribution network?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
whitequark: gq happened.
<whitequark>
oh.
<BaronSamedi>
whitequark: i came back ;x
<BaronSamedi>
DAMN RIGHT
* BaronSamedi
laughs
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
whitequark: and I haven't written a single line of code in month.
<BaronSamedi>
ELLIOTTCABLE: you bad boy
<whitequark>
ELLIOTTCABLE: fuck code
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
whitequark: and I went travelling for months, and left #ec to stew on its own.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I basically came back to it like this :P
<whitequark>
lol
<BaronSamedi>
HE DIDN'T FUCKING COME VISIT ME
<BaronSamedi>
HE'S A HUGE FUCKING TWAT
<BaronSamedi>
HE WAS /IN MY STATE/
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
SORRY I TRIED BUT THEN FARTS HAPPENED
<BaronSamedi>
AND HE IGNORED ME
<BaronSamedi>
D:
<BaronSamedi>
NO
<BaronSamedi>
NO
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
wat
<BaronSamedi>
NO
<BaronSamedi>
BULSLHIT
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
was not in your state
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and did not ignore o_O
<BaronSamedi>
YOU TOOK LITTLE WHITE OVOIDS FROM YER DA
<BaronSamedi>
AGAIN
<BaronSamedi>
WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED ABOUT OVOIDS?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
was two states away, and was straight-up about not being able to come.
<BaronSamedi>
ELLIOTTCABLE: bullshit
* ELLIOTTCABLE
glares
<BaronSamedi>
YOU RAN AWAY HOME
* BaronSamedi
glares back
<BaronSamedi>
DON'T GET IN A PISSING CONTEST WIF ME
<BaronSamedi>
I'LL PUKE ON YOU
<BaronSamedi>
I'LL DO IT
<BaronSamedi>
:d
<joelteon>
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
that's extra-funny for personal reasons
<BaronSamedi>
ELLIOTTCABLE: i know
* ELLIOTTCABLE
-otters
<BaronSamedi>
ELLIOTTCABLE: lol
<BaronSamedi>
ELLIOTTCABLE: I KNOW ALL THE RREFERENCES
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
nope
<BaronSamedi>
ALSO FUCKING GET YOUR BOT BACK YOU DISINGENUOUS TWAT
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
that's a chelsea reference
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
GOD I WILL JESUS
<BaronSamedi>
ELLIOTTCABLE: i know everything about chelsea
<BaronSamedi>
ELLIOTTCABLE: THAT'S RIGHT SLAP MY ASS AND TELL ME YOU WORSHIP ME
* BaronSamedi
grins
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
wat
<BaronSamedi>
wat
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
wat.
<whitequark>
... the fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
whitequark: see, maybe you'll balance gq out.
<BaronSamedi>
ELLIOTTCABLE: read these words: BARON SAMEDI I'M LITERALLY THE HAITIAN LORD OF THE DEAD I'M FUCKING FILTHY AS A COCK COVERED IN GREASE AND TRAIL MIX
<BaronSamedi>
ELLIOTTCABLE: i really, really, really doubt that
<BaronSamedi>
:#
<whitequark>
ELLIOTTCABLE: I'm currently watching an anime that literally consists of dick jokes and period jokes
<BaronSamedi>
*:3
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
you're *so technical* and she's *so spastic* (this channel is basically half spastic, half technical)
<whitequark>
so
<whitequark>
no.
<BaronSamedi>
whitequark: lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
it's been insufficiently technical for months.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
‘so,
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
no.’
<alexgordon>
ELLIOTTCABLE: I fit in perfectly
<whitequark>
← doesn't want to be an engineer
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
whitequark: what do you want to be the most
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
out of anything ever forever
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
srsqstn.
<whitequark>
ELLIOTTCABLE: Koko Hekmatyar?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
my hands are really cold I will put them in my pants if you lie
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
what is that i do not anime
<whitequark>
(it's kind of a serious answer, too)
<BaronSamedi>
whitequark: my brother is an engineer, and me da
<BaronSamedi>
whitequark: i understand completely :(
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<BaronSamedi>
whitequark: my brother REALLY wants to be an artist
<whitequark>
(not even "kind of", although i dunno whether you will understand what exactly i mean)
<BaronSamedi>
whitequark: i'm hopeing he'll quit soon and take up painting full time
<BaronSamedi>
he's very talented
<BaronSamedi>
whitequark: i get it
<whitequark>
BaronSamedi: oh, no, I like engineering
<whitequark>
ELLIOTTCABLE: well
<whitequark>
ELLIOTTCABLE: when I come to US, I will strap you to a chair and make you watch Jormungand
<whitequark>
and you will understand.
<BaronSamedi>
whitequark: i remember you
<BaronSamedi>
whitequark: didn't we mumble that one time?
<BaronSamedi>
whitequark: you're the crazy russian
<whitequark>
that day shalt not be too far away
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
wat is Jormungand
<BaronSamedi>
whitequark: talk more about tying ec to a chair
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
i do not anime save me
<BaronSamedi>
thatsmyfetish.jpg
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
ugh
<BaronSamedi>
ELLIOTTCABLE: tv show
<whitequark>
BaronSamedi: did you remember me after I said I was going to strap him to a chair?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
remind me not to meet any of you ever.
<BaronSamedi>
whitequark: no, after you said come to us
<BaronSamedi>
whitequark: the phrasing
<whitequark>
ah
<BaronSamedi>
whitequark: ticked a memory ;x
<whitequark>
huh
<whitequark>
is it odd?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
where is swooshy
<BaronSamedi>
whitequark: the memory? no, it's just of mumble chatter
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
can't talk about tying people to chairs without swooshy
<whitequark>
no, I mean, the phrasing
<BaronSamedi>
whitequark: it sounds very russian :3
<whitequark>
oooh I recently discoveed a marvelous thing
<BaronSamedi>
IN RUSSIA, WHEN COME TO US, TIE ARYAN BOY TO CHAIR, MAKE WATCH TV
<BaronSamedi>
like that
<whitequark>
Polish people can't grok that I'm russian
<BaronSamedi>
heh
<whitequark>
unless I explicitly say it
<BaronSamedi>
whitequark: well luckily i'm v. international and i can grok it
<BaronSamedi>
whitequark: russian men in my town always say i remind them of their dead sisters
<BaronSamedi>
whitequark: then get very drunk and protective.
<whitequark>
yes, I know it seeps through
<whitequark>
but by and large my english doesn't give it away
<BaronSamedi>
russian WOMEN usually call me the devil in russian
<BaronSamedi>
then smile politely
<whitequark>
← doesn't want to be clearly recognizable
<BaronSamedi>
and try to steal my wallet.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
whitequark: yeah, your typed english is excellent
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
we're gonna have to Mumble some more if you're coming here soon.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
gotta get used to your accent.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and/or improve upon it.
<whitequark>
ELLIOTTCABLE: specifically referring to spoken english in this case
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
iirc, you just talk realllly fast
<whitequark>
it's with accent, of course, but it's not distinctly russian
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
omfg zelda zelda zelda
<whitequark>
which is exactly the good thing
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
♪ Zelda by Zedd
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
dying dying dying
<whitequark>
ELLIOTTCABLE: so jormungand is an anime
<whitequark>
it's good.
<whitequark>
like, legitimately good.
<whitequark>
not just 'i like watching anime' good
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
hrm
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I hope you understand how momentous it is that my natural reaction to that was the three letters ‘hrm’ instead of those ‘lol.’
<BaronSamedi>
ELLIOTTCABLE: i understand
<BaronSamedi>
i have calmed down
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
may be the first time in my life I've given watching-an-anime a second thought instead of just a first.
<BaronSamedi>
should i nick back?
<BaronSamedi>
i actually really like this nick
<BaronSamedi>
think i might keep it
* ELLIOTTCABLE
laughs
<whitequark>
ELLIOTTCABLE: it doesn't matter, it's not exactly like you could run away or something
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
annual Nick Stipend
<BaronSamedi>
whitequark: lol that's so hot
<whitequark>
BaronSamedi: you can have him after i show him jormungand
<BaronSamedi>
whitequark: like, forever?
<whitequark>
BaronSamedi: sure
<BaronSamedi>
whitequark: or just until he figures out the straps?
<BaronSamedi>
oh that's good
* ELLIOTTCABLE
sighs
<BaronSamedi>
ELLIOTTCABLE: he says i can have you second
<BaronSamedi>
ELLIOTTCABLE: i promise to use lots of lube
<BaronSamedi>
ELLIOTTCABLE: you like anal wif girls, right?
<BaronSamedi>
ELLIOTTCABLE: i'm asking for a friend.
* ELLIOTTCABLE
deadbolts his door and checks his shotgun
* BaronSamedi
laughs
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
actually, nope.
<BaronSamedi>
ELLIOTTCABLE: no?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
chelsea's been begging me for that for a year-plus.
<BaronSamedi>
ELLIOTTCABLE: okay we can do cuntsex then
<BaronSamedi>
ELLIOTTCABLE: i'm into it
<BaronSamedi>
ELLIOTTCABLE: :>
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
good Reasons™
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
which, actually, you should Know™
<whitequark>
BaronSamedi: wait
<BaronSamedi>
ELLIOTTCABLE: i have a very clean colon
<whitequark>
are you gq
<BaronSamedi>
ELLIOTTCABLE: i've done ass to mouth once
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
whitequark: …
<BaronSamedi>
ELLIOTTCABLE: didn't even taste odd
<BaronSamedi>
whitequark: ;x
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I've eaten out asses
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
there's this one photo
<whitequark>
...
<BaronSamedi>
ELLIOTTCABLE: really? nice
<whitequark>
/part
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
like, it's not even lewd, unless you know the context
<BaronSamedi>
whitequark: lol
<BaronSamedi>
ELLIOTTCABLE: hahahah
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
it's so perfect
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
it's actually a really nicely framed photo, crisp, I look good
<BaronSamedi>
ELLIOTTCABLE: i require this picture please
<BaronSamedi>
ELLIOTTCABLE: please?
<BaronSamedi>
ELLIOTTCABLE: i'll send you whatever you want
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
can see the upper third of my back, no shirt, laying face-down in bed,
<BaronSamedi>
ELLIOTTCABLE: excluding pictures of D he hasn't given permissison of
<BaronSamedi>
friendly reminder that BaronSamedi hates nuck
<BaronSamedi>
nuck--
<BaronSamedi>
>:C
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
nuck hates boobs?
* ELLIOTTCABLE
high-fives nuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
wait, are you gay? or just the awesome flavour of weird?
* BaronSamedi
high fives ELLIOTTCABLE on the face
<BaronSamedi>
ELLIOTTCABLE: he's trans
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
flavour thereof?
<BaronSamedi>
ELLIOTTCABLE: nuck flavour
<alexgordon>
sup
<alexgordon>
incomprehensibly!
pizza has joined #elliottcable
<nuck>
wat
<nuck>
No I'm not
<nuck>
I'm gay
<nuck>
flavour?
<nuck>
Feminine I guess?
<nuck>
No idea what you mean but I'm definitely feminine/sub/bottom/uke/receptive
<joelteon>
simple is such a cool bank
<joelteon>
i just wish they had un-losable cards
<nuck>
do you lose the card often?
<nuck>
Maybe you should invest in a wallet
oldskirt has joined #elliottcable
<joelteon>
well, i have lost a card once
<joelteon>
does that count
<joelteon>
as often
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
nuck: I never processed that you were gay, wtf
<nuck>
ELLIOTTCABLE: Really?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
joelteon: luckily, I have no less than *two* still-rubber-banded backup Simple cards!
<BaronSamedi>
nuck: his gaydar is broken
<BaronSamedi>
nuck: from pretending to be str8 for 2 long
<BaronSamedi>
nuck: sad rly
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
because they inexplicably keep mailing me replacement cards, that I simply never activate!
<nuck>
I read that as "8-bit string"
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
at the current rate, I'm looking forward to my fourth card, and therefore third backup, anytime this month!
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
‘pretending’
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
‘2 long’
<nuck>
ELLIOTTCABLE: They just keep sending you more cards? wat
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
exactly.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
not gonna complain, they're pretty
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I'll make wall-art someday out of unactivated Simple cards
<BaronSamedi>
haha
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
or maybe I'll slice them up into super-thin slices with one number each, and spell my existing credit-card number with other credit-cards' numbers
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
glue them back together that way, and try to pass it off as my actual card
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
*holds out glued together, obviously-shredded credit-card monstrosity*
<nuck>
"I accidentally shredded it. Should still work."
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
“Do you take card?”
<nuck>
Just load all the cards onto a Coin
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
maybe I'll learn some sleight-of-hand, and practice smoothly replacing the shredded one with the intact one