#elliottcable on 2014-09-10 — irc logs at freenode.irclog.whitequark.org

2014-07-29 00:35 ELLIOTTCABLE changed the topic of #elliottcable to: a _better_ cult ˙ ͜ʟ˙ embrace, extend, extinguish.

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04:03 <ELLIOTTCABLE> sudden realization:

04:03 <ELLIOTTCABLE> I know the exact date and time of every single time I've ever fapped.

04:03 <ELLIOTTCABLE> Or, at least, for the couple years.

04:04 <ELLIOTTCABLE> because of date-modified and date-opened on files on my porn drive.

04:04 <ELLIOTTCABLE> as a data-nut, that fact just about gave me a non-tracked data-gasm.

04:04 <ELLIOTTCABLE> (immediately after which, I'd have to go gratuitously open a random piece of porn, just to make sure it was tracked.)

04:05 <ELLIOTTCABLE> In fact, I could *probably* deduce how *long* it took me to fap, from that data.

04:05 <ELLIOTTCABLE> in fact, now I want to write a tiny app for this.

04:05 <ELLIOTTCABLE> “Scan your porn folder, and learn statistics about your masturbation!”

04:05 <ELLIOTTCABLE> MyMasturbationPal™

04:08 <ELLIOTTCABLE> ---- ---- ---- ----

04:08 <ELLIOTTCABLE> so, I just received a mailing from my insurance provider, telling me that “My coverage under SelectTemp will soon be terminating. … Health insurance is important, and you should consider one of our individual plans.”

04:09 <ELLIOTTCABLE> I have never heard of SelecTemp. I googled it. It's an employment services corporation.

04:09 <ELLIOTTCABLE> Blue Cross Blue Shield, get your shit together. ಠ_ಠ

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04:32 <gq> -what

04:32 <purr> <ELLIOTTCABLE> well, the primary source of my blow jobs in the recent past has a tiny mouth. Teeth are kinda a given.

04:32 <gq> -what

04:32 <purr> * alexgordon writes in notes: "subject is having delusions of maturity"

04:32 <gq> -what

04:32 <purr> <gqbrielle> damn.

04:32 <gq> heh.

04:33 <ELLIOTTCABLE> gq: http://irclog.whitequark.org/elliottcable/2014-09-10#1410321820-1410322165;

04:33 <gq> o god what happened now

04:33 * gq clicks

04:34 <gq> i love how my irc client is clicking along just fine but i click open a link and chrome is like HURR DA DUUR?

04:35 <gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: i have excellent timing

04:35 <gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: also lol @ u & your fapping & your porn folder & just

04:35 <purr> lol

04:35 <gq> you

04:46 <ELLIOTTCABLE> gq: yep. :P

04:46 <gq> yep :P

05:16 <devyn> data nerd

05:16 <devyn> lol

05:16 <purr> lol

05:16 <gq> -devyn @ devyn

05:16 <purr> devyn: he is so wat right now

05:16 <gq> heh

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05:34 <joelteon> muh bandwidth

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10:14 <gq> -what

10:14 <purr> <cuttle> ELLIOTTCABLE: oh shit you're listening to because the internet?

10:14 <gq> -what

10:14 <purr> <elliottcable> I'm a unicorn

10:14 <gq> -what

10:14 <purr> <elliottcable> anything ending in a period, basically

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14:49 <audy> -what

14:49 <purr> <alexgordon> you know, rails is so easy I'm considering writing an AI to do it for me

14:49 <audy> -what

14:49 <purr> <alexgordon> writing C should be called "sailing"

14:49 <audy> needs more markov chains

14:49 <audy> building HMMs for `who | wc -l` users might use a lot of memory

14:50 <audy> I've used https://github.com/substack/node-markov but anything above order=1 is extremely slow for a modest amount (5M) of training data

14:52 <prophile> -what

14:52 <purr> <whitequark> like that should've been the church of afro hair and the bishop should assemble humongous mechas in his garage

14:53 <prophile> k

14:55 <alexgordon> 'writing C should be called "sailing"'

14:55 <alexgordon> that's prettycool

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15:51 <Cheery> alexgordon: maybe it should be called "molesting yourself" instead.

15:54 <alexgordon> Cheery: and the music was by showaddywaddy

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16:07 <Cheery> I'm bit angry at the moment, because C is pissing me out.

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16:41 * katlogic can't find the picture of programming languages personified as anime stereotypes when I need it :(

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