ELLIOTTCABLE changed the topic of #elliottcable to: a _better_ cult ˙ ͜ʟ˙ embrace, extend, extinguish.
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<gq> -what
<purr> <Nuck> I would totally go to the book of mormon with a cat-tail buttplug in
<gq> -what
<purr> <prophile> people find human cloning repulsive, why not identical twins
<gq> -what
<purr> <alexgordon> my gut is full of opinions
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> This thing prints like maaaaagic.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> incomprehensibly, devyn, nuck, gq: -^
<gq> oh wow yeah it does ELLIOTTCABLE
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: D likes it too
<nuck> ELLIOTTCABLE: whore
<ELLIOTTCABLE> nuck: what?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> nuck: I only mentioned you 'cuz pokemon
<gq> -nuck @ nuck
<purr> nuck: shut up nuck you are a nuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE> vigs, vil: you too
<gq> 8D
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: tell joelteon too 'cos pokemon
<vigs> ?
<gq> -joelteon @ joelteon
<purr> joelteon: Not an otter.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> okay joelteon telling you too
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -otters @ gq
<purr> gq: write-only stream
<nuck> ELLIOTTCABLE: Do I look like a joelteon?
<gq> nuck: no, you're much prettier
<gq> nuck: ^_^
<nuck> also hi
<gq> i am drunk
<gq> hi
<purr> gq: hi!
<nuck> gq: <3
<gq> -mix @ nuck
<purr> nuck: shut up you fuckers i'm awesome and like elliott but better 'cos tits
<gq> hehehehehe
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what's nuck even look like
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<Martini|Mix> 8D
<Martini|Mix> i'm not drinking martinis tho
<Martini|Mix> GHETTO WHITE RUSSIANS
<Martini|Mix> MILK, CARAMEL SYRUP, AND VODKA
<Martini|Mix> YAS
<vigs> you need some khalua in there
<Martini|Mix> vigs: i hate khalua
<Martini|Mix> also bailey's
<Martini|Mix> barfed one too many times off both of those
<Martini|Mix> the taste....ugh
<vigs> ಠ_ಠ
<Martini|Mix> i'm sure i'll get over it and come back to the Haus of Kahlua at some point
<Martini|Mix> but not now
<Martini|Mix> VODKA~~~~
<Martini|Mix> hehhh
<Martini|Mix> REGGED, GROUPED, MAH NICK
<Martini|Mix> MAH NICK
<Martini|Mix> yus
Martini|Mix is now known as gq
<gq> hee
* ELLIOTTCABLE boggles
<nuck> ELLIOTTCABLE: I'm a heavy guy with long hair, round face, and girlish mannerisms
<nuck> Well, not that heavy anymore
<nuck> Down 20lbs
<nuck> Eventually I'll be "not heavy at all"
<joelteon> are you fat
* gq leans on ELLIOTTCABLE
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE m8 i have something to tell you
<gq> ...
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gq: sup
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: i was just looking thru your flicker yesterday m8 and...and...and unless you've got short hair i don't think we can ever have that 3some
<nuck> I have a slight belly still
<ELLIOTTCABLE> joelteon: oh jesus christ not this again
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gq: A) wat, and B) wat
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: w/long hair u look like a german serial killer D:
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gq: also C), wat
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: I'M DRUNK
<ELLIOTTCABLE> links immediately
<joelteon> ELLIOTTCABLE: YES THIS AGAIN
<nuck> gq: ahahahaha omg he would
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: go thru your own flicker
<joelteon> bitch
<gq> nuck: yes
<gq> -nuck @ joelteon
<purr> joelteon: shut up nuck you are a nuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE> joelteon: I can't stand Internet macho-men. I think it may be the only thing I hate more than weaboos.
<joelteon> That's sad.
<nuck> shut up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85m1H_xmr1o Combining the two things ELLIOTTCABLE hates most
<nuck> macho man + weeaboo
<gq> lol nuck
<purr> lol
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: then you should kb joelteon immediately and give me voice instead ^_^
<gq> I'M HARDLY MACHO AT ALL
<joelteon> weaaman
<nuck> I remember when joelteon wasn't an internet macho man
<joelteon> ELLIOTTCABLE: what about internet macho-women?
<gq> what about INTERNET MACHO-GQS?
<gq> THAT'S THE REAL THING RUINING AMURRICA
<gq> GQS
<gq> GQS EVERYWHERE
<gq> D:
<nuck> either that or he hid it really well back on dA
<gq> nuck: lol dA
<nuck> but it's hard to be macho man on dA
<gq> OTTERS DAMMIT ARE YOU A FUCKING FURRY
<gq> o wait
<gq> dat nick
<gq> OTTERS DAMN IT STOP YIFFING
<joelteon> no, I just like otters
<joelteon> they're cute
<gq> joelteon: i call bullshit
<nuck> (sexually)
<gq> FURRY
<gq> join the furry camp
<gq> i'm not an otters though
<joelteon> ok, I do own pikachu pajamas
<gq> i'd be a giant fucking panther
<gq> Bagheera style
<nuck> It's okay I own a zebra kigurumi
<nuck> long story behind that
<gq> i own pants with Stewie from family guy
<gq> i am shamed by this.
<gq> exceedingly.
<gq> they're dude pants
<gq> flap for the dick to go out
<gq> but tragically
<gq> I AM DICKLESS
<nuck> I just realized I've turned into one of those "it's not a fedora, it's a trilby" guys about socks
* gq sobs onto nuck's shoulder
<nuck> "it's not kneehighs you bastard it's fucking OTK socks"
<gq> nuck: about stockings? like, thigh-highs & that kind?
<joelteon> socks, huh
<gq> SOCKS
<nuck> gq: Yes
<gq> nuck: sockdreams.com
<nuck> gq: Sockdreams is great
<joelteon> oh, so not sock brands
<gq> they really really really are
<joelteon> sock styles....
<gq> nuck: i am a gq with a short skirt & a loooooooooong jacket (and thigh high stockings which is more important than all that claptrap)
<nuck> thighhighs are great and adorable
<gq> i prefer knee highs because garters are so annoying
<nuck> tfw still too fat and masculine for cute socks
<gq> besides, i hardly ever wear panties
<gq> so there's nothing for them to goddamn well attach to
<gq> wow i really just typed that
<gq> i need to drink more so i blackout and forget this entire conversation
<gq> bottoms up~
<nuck> I want to get skinny and wear cute skirts
<nuck> Not gonna lie
<gq> nuck: trust me you can rock them if you've got an arse
<nuck> I've got nice legs apparently
<gq> or just sticky-out hip bones like i got
<gq> apparently?
<gq> pix pls
<gq> i'll trade tit pix
<gq> ^_^
<nuck> lol
<purr> lol
<nuck> uhm lemme see if I've got anything
<gq> kk
<nuck> I hate my legs but I've always been told they're nice, hence the "apparently"
<gq> ah
<gq> well i hear nice things about my arse
<gq> mostly from men on the street
<gq> AY CUNT [indescribable mix of racial slurs and implications about how good i must be at sex]
<gq> -.-;;;
<gq> I LOOK WHITE, GOD DAMMIT
<gq> o well according to a person from rizon
<joelteon> sometimes birds tweet at me
<gq> "YOUR BUTT AND BOOBS ARE TOO BIG FOR YOU TO NOT BE LATINA, AND THAT /HAIR/"
<gq> so uh
<gq> okay.jpg
<joelteon> right...
<nuck> lol
<purr> lol
<gq> joelteon: darlin' just because you think i'm 2ugly4u don't mean others can't appreciate Da Glory, such as Our Glorious Leader ELLIOTTCABLE
<gq> so fuckin' step off if you please
<joelteon> ok
<gq> ok
<ELLIOTTCABLE> … wat even
<ELLIOTTCABLE> you two, be nice. ಠ_ಠ
<joelteon> i dunno dude, women
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: joelteon is being a giant cunt again. i can't help it
<gq> see, there he goes
<gq> LOL WOMEN
<gq> moar like
<gq> LOL OTTERS
* gq laughs hysterically
<gq> nuck: back me up here honey
<gq> nuck: ^_^
<gq> jesus l2compress
<nuck> 2lazy
<nuck> I basically just uploaded it via my phone
<gq> ah
<gq> they're certainly better than my legs
<gq> hold pls, tit pix incoming
<nuck> lol
<nuck> Probably seen 'em
<nuck> My thighs are too big for thighhighs
<nuck> Can probably manage OTK
<ELLIOTTCABLE> nuck: the toe is so unsettling
<nuck> ELLIOTTCABLE: How so
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so much talking about nudity in my channel
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I feel like this is a step down.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> And that's saying a *lot*.
<nuck> Hey I'm not talking about nudity
<nuck> I'll have you know when I took that photo I was clothed
<gq> sfwish i guess
<nuck> Woah and even gq isn't talking about nudity. The fuck are you on, ELLIOTTCABLE :>
<gq> damn right
<gq> I'M A MARRIED WOMAN
<gq> xP
<gq> a married gq anyway
<gq> idk about that 'woman' part
<gq> hmmmmm
<gq> HMMMM
<nuck> Also I'm kind of wondering what elliott means by "the toe is unsettling"
<gq> my gender dysphoria gets worse when i'm bloody drunk i stg
<gq> nuck: it's ELLIOTTCABLE, ignore his weirdness
<nuck> gq: gender dysphoria sux
<gq> nuck: i'll drink to that
<gq> and i am
<gq> MOAR VODKA
<nuck> is misery to look at your body and go "no fuck you that's not right"
<gq> i usually feel fine in my own skin, nuck
<gq> then i get to a mirror and i'm like ...oh. oh right.
<nuck> I don't
<gq> :(
<nuck> I look at my arms and go eugh
<nuck> I look at my belly and eugh
<nuck> And then my legs and eugh again
<gq> i avoid looking at my own body thru long practice
<gq> also it helps that AFAB bits don't really hang out much, the tits excluded of course
<nuck> Male bits don't hang out much either... at least not for me
<gq> the first pix of you that come up
<gq> in the blue shirt
<gq> nuck: i guess that's true
<gq> anyway ELLIOTTCABLE if you have long hair during any possible 3somes that come up well uh
<nuck> gq: https://www.flickr.com/photos/elliottcable/6282520825/ Holy shit he looks like a serial killer
<gq> we'll have to turn the light off or bloody something
<gq> YEp
<gq> nuck: it's unsettling like I KNOW HE KNOWS HOW TO BLOODY SMILE
<gq> but do it in front of a mirror and he goes all Saw 3
<gq> okay not saw
<gq> texas chainsaw massacre
<gq> definitely
<nuck> Nah
<nuck> He'd not be a bloody killer
<gq> I WILL MAKE A MASK OUT OF YOUR SKIN
<gq> true
<nuck> elliott would be a *methodical* killer
<gq> nuck: dexter type, then?
<nuck> Yes
<gq> yes.
<nuck> He'd do to humans what he does to JavaScript
<gq> LOL
<purr> LOL
<gq> burn
<gq> PEVERTED BEYON HUMANKINDS WILDEST IMAGININGS, ELLIOTTCABLE...IS...
<gq> THE PAWS KILLER.
<gq> DUN DUN DUN
<nuck> The paws killer? I'm imagining that his signature would be attaching dog feet to human bodies before disposing of them
<nuck> So the cops would just keep finding these pawed humans
<gq> i don't even know
<nuck> Which also sums up his programming style
<gq> it would be some special ELLIOTTCABLE creepiness
<gq> like talking about wanting to have 10k fingers
<gq> or whatever he was on about again the other day
<ELLIOTTCABLE> nuck: “I'm imagining that his signature would be attaching dog feet to human bodies before disposing of them” wat.
<purr> beep.
<nuck> He'd slip the victim some ovoids
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gq: “it would be some special ELLIOTTCABLE creepiness” wat
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gq: “it would be some special ELLIOTTCABLE creepiness” wat.
<purr> beep.
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: YOU. YOU ARE CREEPY, LOOK AT THIS FUCKING FACE WHAT EVEN IS THIS https://www.flickr.com/photos/elliottcable/6282520825/
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gq: I was trying to be attractive. >:
<gq> D:
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I failed. I'm aware.
<nuck> You really do look like an American Psycho
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and I'm short-haired at the moment, so stfu
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: you failed! you're much better when a) you don't have WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR HAIR IS DOING b) you're smiling at a PERSON instead of yourself c) NO JUST NO THAT ENTIRE PHOTOSET NO NONO NO
<nuck> Wanna compare business cards, ELLIOTTCABLE?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> My hair was WET
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: it looks like it's oiled with like
<gq> fucking baby oil
<gq> or something
<nuck> Mine are charcoal on eggshell
<ELLIOTTCABLE> lolololol
<purr> lolololol
<gq> nuck: ooh, fancy
<nuck> gq: Fresh baby oil
<gq> Klout keeps offering me free business cards
<ELLIOTTCABLE> mine are placenta on peach
<gq> but what the fuck would i put?
<nuck> Squeezed straight from a baby victim
<gq> HI I'M GABRIELLE
<gq> I DO STUFF
<gq> EMAIL ME~~~~
<gq> ew placenta
<gq> NOOOOO
<gq> X_X
<nuck> You know Japan sells placenta-based drinks?
<gq> NO
<gq> PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE LYING
<gq> NO NON ONOONONONONON
<gq> noooooooooooo
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> wat was saying, um,
<gq> v.v
<nuck> No, it's real
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fine, gq, I will convince you I look more like a normal human being
<nuck> Made with pig placenta
<gq> nuck: WHY DO YOU HATE ME
<gq> D:
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: o god
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: whatever horror you are planning, STOP
<nuck> gq: BECAUSE I'M RACIST
<gq> D:
<ELLIOTTCABLE> unfortunately, it's still a mirror-shot, so I'm still a serial-killer
<gq> nuck: RACISM? NO!
<gq> o christ
<gq> NO MOAR MIRROR SELFIES D:
<gq> just
* nuck shoots gq for being too black
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wait fuck I still have fucking a dozen phone numbers for you
<gq> SEND ME A DICK PIX LIKE A NORMAL GUY
<gq> PLEASE
<gq> D:
<ELLIOTTCABLE> which one of these is the right thing goddamn fuck
* gq survives & eats nuck alive
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: i'll text you, hold on a moment
<nuck> gq: THAT IS NOT HOW MIKE BROWN FUCKING WORKS WHAT IS THIS VOODOO
<gq> houdoo?
<nuck> NEGRO MAGIC
gq is now known as BaronSamedi
<BaronSamedi> :>
<BaronSamedi> let the loa ride you son
<BaronSamedi> oh god i shouldn't have done that
<BaronSamedi> I'M SORRY BARON SAMEDI IT WAS ONLY A CHEAP JA;FIYDA;OSFYD;OAIYFDS;liyfa;dsfasdfa
<BaronSamedi> ds
<BaronSamedi> fa
<BaronSamedi> sfd
<BaronSamedi> a
<BaronSamedi> sdf
<BaronSamedi> as
<BaronSamedi> dfga
<BaronSamedi> ...
<BaronSamedi> Hello.
* BaronSamedi smiles
<BaronSamedi> nuck: Magick? You wanna see some magick?
* BaronSamedi smiles like a skull
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so, playing Detiny
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Destiny
<BaronSamedi> ELLIOTTCABLE: How is it?
<nuck> Destiny's Child?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> BaronSamedi: http://d.pr/i/g0nx
<BaronSamedi> nuck: selfie! http://i.imgur.com/o3LGLV7.jpg
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<gq> ;)
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: Interesting.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> okay i sleeps i sleeps
<ELLIOTTCABLE> somebody print me something cool while i sleeps
<ELLIOTTCABLE> let's have a print-off
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: no 3D printer, i'm 2poor
<gq> so i lose automatically
<gq> sadness~
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 2dpoor*
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: lol
<purr> lol
<nuck> Brb printing dragon dildos
<nuck> My school has a 3D printer I wonder if they'd let me print Elliott a dragon dildo
<gq> nuck: doit doit doit
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “penis free”
<nuck> Also with the new health kit API in iOS I'm hoping somebody makes a fitbit for your butt
<nuck> It'll track rectal temp and pH in realtime
<gq> lol penis free
<gq> nuck: ooh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> nuck: I mentioned EXACTLY FUCKING THAT the other day
<nuck> ELLIOTTCABLE: SO DID I
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and then had a conversation about, you guessed it, 3D printing a rectal plug with a slot for your fitbit
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so you don't have to wear it anywhere else on your body, and don't forget it at night.
<nuck> But fitbit doesn't measure pH
<nuck> Or temp
<nuck> I am SSHing into my home server to cURL a bunch of videos to the VLC app on my phone… this is absurd, why would I make my life so hard
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<joelteon> hard...hehe
<gq> lol
<purr> lol
<vigs> I started watching Skins recently
<vigs> and GODDAMMIT SID JUST MAKE CASSIE HAPPY HOLY SHIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE ON THIS GODDAMN SHOW
<gq> haha
<vigs> this is the only show that has broken my heart, like holy shit
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: translucent plastic? :D :D :D
<gq> devyn: why are you awake -.-
<gq> lol
<purr> lol
<devyn> lol code
<gq> heh
<joelteon> code dude
<joelteon> code!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<joelteon> once this build is done i can write some!!!
<devyn> haha
<joelteon> it's compiling the linux kernel right now......
<joelteon> after that, all the userspace stuff...
<devyn> why does the TypeScript compiler always take like, 5 seconds -.-"
<joelteon> because compiling typescript is 5 seconds complicated
<joelteon> is that an actual compiler or a transpiler
<devyn> it's a transpiler with a typechecker
<devyn> TypeScript is like C# semantics tacked on top of JS, and it actually works out okay
<devyn> it already caught a bunch of dumb mistakes for me
<devyn> it's strict about property accesses and method calls and such, so you can't call the wrong thing etc.
<devyn> it also means "window.myProperty = true;" doesn't compile, heh
<joelteon> well that's annoying
<devyn> yeah, I'm not really sure how you're supposed to make that work, but I just did "this.myProperty = true" at top level and it worked
<joelteon> what did typescript say
<joelteon> i'd find out for myself but thinking i can build anything atm is probably ambitious
<devyn> looks like this basically http://i1.minus.com/ilcQxa78tm6GD.png
<devyn> /Users/devyn/Projects/ideahack/northlayer/public/javascripts/ts/app.ts(36,8): error TS2094: The property 'NorthLayer' does not exist on value of type 'Window'.
<joelteon> damn it typescript
<devyn> ↑ that's the error it gave
<joelteon> awesome, yesod has typescript support
<joelteon> i'm gonna try it
<devyn> it's pretty neat. of course it's a bit quirky because it's Microsoft, but hey, for what it does…
<joelteon> oh, i'm not gonna try it
<joelteon> never mind
<devyn> lol
<purr> lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> devyn: plastic? No, resin
<devyn> like, for some reason they use camel case in their options
<devyn> --removeComments, --sourceRoot
<devyn> idfk why
<devyn> microsoft.
<devyn> I should just be happy it isn't /removeComments and /sourceRoot:path
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: cool
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE is still awake?
<gq> or awake again, maybe?
<gq> whoknows.avi
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gq: you say that as if you think I sleep.
<joelteon> heh...forward slash arguments
<joelteon> classic
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -liar
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: EITHER GO TO SLEEP OR SHUT UP
<joelteon> speaking of terrible software
<ELLIOTTCABLE> okay purr >'=
<gq> lol
<purr> lol
<gq> noooo
<joelteon> today i found out that grunt-cli uses this custom library that re-implements node's require function itself
<gq> sleep is for the weak
<joelteon> EXCEPT that it totally ignores NODE_PATH
<ELLIOTTCABLE> joelteon: hilarious that you bring that up, in this channel …
<joelteon> so in a situation where you actually use NODE_PATH and not ./node_libraries or w/e its called
<joelteon> (like in nix)
<joelteon> it totally fucks you
<ELLIOTTCABLE> joelteon and nuck are everything I dislike about software development.
* ELLIOTTCABLE wanders off to sand some goop
<joelteon> why
<joelteon> ......................
<joelteon> now i'm gonna be on edge all night
<joelteon> god damit
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<gq> lol
<purr> lol
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<vil> ELLIOTTCABLE: you got a 3D printer! that is awesome
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<joelteon> ELLIOTTCABLE: what did you mean
<ELLIOTTCABLE> vil: "got?" I've had one for a year
<vil> o rly
<vil> actually I guess I do remember that
<nuck> ELLIOTTCABLE: what is wrong with me in software development?
<nuck> I build boring things in boring ways, I guess
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