<ELLIOTTCABLE>
nuck: I only mentioned you 'cuz pokemon
<gq>
-nuck @ nuck
<purr>
nuck: shut up nuck you are a nuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
vigs, vil: you too
<gq>
8D
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: tell joelteon too 'cos pokemon
<vigs>
?
<gq>
-joelteon @ joelteon
<purr>
joelteon: Not an otter.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
okay joelteon telling you too
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
-otters @ gq
<purr>
gq: write-only stream
<nuck>
ELLIOTTCABLE: Do I look like a joelteon?
<gq>
nuck: no, you're much prettier
<gq>
nuck: ^_^
<nuck>
also hi
<gq>
i am drunk
<gq>
hi
<purr>
gq: hi!
<nuck>
gq: <3
<gq>
-mix @ nuck
<purr>
nuck: shut up you fuckers i'm awesome and like elliott but better 'cos tits
<gq>
hehehehehe
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
what's nuck even look like
gq is now known as Martini|Mix
<Martini|Mix>
8D
<Martini|Mix>
i'm not drinking martinis tho
<Martini|Mix>
GHETTO WHITE RUSSIANS
<Martini|Mix>
MILK, CARAMEL SYRUP, AND VODKA
<Martini|Mix>
YAS
<vigs>
you need some khalua in there
<Martini|Mix>
vigs: i hate khalua
<Martini|Mix>
also bailey's
<Martini|Mix>
barfed one too many times off both of those
<Martini|Mix>
the taste....ugh
<vigs>
ಠ_ಠ
<Martini|Mix>
i'm sure i'll get over it and come back to the Haus of Kahlua at some point
<Martini|Mix>
but not now
<Martini|Mix>
VODKA~~~~
<Martini|Mix>
hehhh
<Martini|Mix>
REGGED, GROUPED, MAH NICK
<Martini|Mix>
MAH NICK
<Martini|Mix>
yus
Martini|Mix is now known as gq
<gq>
hee
* ELLIOTTCABLE
boggles
<nuck>
ELLIOTTCABLE: I'm a heavy guy with long hair, round face, and girlish mannerisms
<nuck>
Well, not that heavy anymore
<nuck>
Down 20lbs
<nuck>
Eventually I'll be "not heavy at all"
<joelteon>
are you fat
* gq
leans on ELLIOTTCABLE
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE m8 i have something to tell you
<gq>
...
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
gq: sup
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: i was just looking thru your flicker yesterday m8 and...and...and unless you've got short hair i don't think we can ever have that 3some
<nuck>
I have a slight belly still
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
joelteon: oh jesus christ not this again
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
gq: A) wat, and B) wat
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: w/long hair u look like a german serial killer D:
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
gq: also C), wat
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: I'M DRUNK
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
links immediately
<joelteon>
ELLIOTTCABLE: YES THIS AGAIN
<nuck>
gq: ahahahaha omg he would
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: go thru your own flicker
<joelteon>
bitch
<gq>
nuck: yes
<gq>
-nuck @ joelteon
<purr>
joelteon: shut up nuck you are a nuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
joelteon: I can't stand Internet macho-men. I think it may be the only thing I hate more than weaboos.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
gq: I was trying to be attractive. >:
<gq>
D:
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I failed. I'm aware.
<nuck>
You really do look like an American Psycho
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and I'm short-haired at the moment, so stfu
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: you failed! you're much better when a) you don't have WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR HAIR IS DOING b) you're smiling at a PERSON instead of yourself c) NO JUST NO THAT ENTIRE PHOTOSET NO NONO NO
<nuck>
Wanna compare business cards, ELLIOTTCABLE?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
My hair was WET
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: it looks like it's oiled with like
<gq>
fucking baby oil
<gq>
or something
<nuck>
Mine are charcoal on eggshell
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
lolololol
<purr>
lolololol
<gq>
nuck: ooh, fancy
<nuck>
gq: Fresh baby oil
<gq>
Klout keeps offering me free business cards
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
mine are placenta on peach
<gq>
but what the fuck would i put?
<nuck>
Squeezed straight from a baby victim
<gq>
HI I'M GABRIELLE
<gq>
I DO STUFF
<gq>
EMAIL ME~~~~
<gq>
ew placenta
<gq>
NOOOOO
<gq>
X_X
<nuck>
You know Japan sells placenta-based drinks?
<devyn>
/Users/devyn/Projects/ideahack/northlayer/public/javascripts/ts/app.ts(36,8): error TS2094: The property 'NorthLayer' does not exist on value of type 'Window'.
<joelteon>
damn it typescript
<devyn>
↑ that's the error it gave
<joelteon>
awesome, yesod has typescript support
<joelteon>
i'm gonna try it
<devyn>
it's pretty neat. of course it's a bit quirky because it's Microsoft, but hey, for what it does…
<joelteon>
oh, i'm not gonna try it
<joelteon>
never mind
<devyn>
lol
<purr>
lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
devyn: plastic? No, resin
<devyn>
like, for some reason they use camel case in their options
<devyn>
--removeComments, --sourceRoot
<devyn>
idfk why
<devyn>
microsoft.
<devyn>
I should just be happy it isn't /removeComments and /sourceRoot:path
<devyn>
ELLIOTTCABLE: cool
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE is still awake?
<gq>
or awake again, maybe?
<gq>
whoknows.avi
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
gq: you say that as if you think I sleep.
<joelteon>
heh...forward slash arguments
<joelteon>
classic
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
-liar
<purr>
ELLIOTTCABLE: EITHER GO TO SLEEP OR SHUT UP
<joelteon>
speaking of terrible software
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
okay purr >'=
<gq>
lol
<purr>
lol
<gq>
noooo
<joelteon>
today i found out that grunt-cli uses this custom library that re-implements node's require function itself
<gq>
sleep is for the weak
<joelteon>
EXCEPT that it totally ignores NODE_PATH
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
joelteon: hilarious that you bring that up, in this channel …
<joelteon>
so in a situation where you actually use NODE_PATH and not ./node_libraries or w/e its called
<joelteon>
(like in nix)
<joelteon>
it totally fucks you
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
joelteon and nuck are everything I dislike about software development.
* ELLIOTTCABLE
wanders off to sand some goop
<joelteon>
why
<joelteon>
......................
<joelteon>
now i'm gonna be on edge all night
<joelteon>
god damit
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<gq>
lol
<purr>
lol
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<vil>
ELLIOTTCABLE: you got a 3D printer! that is awesome
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<joelteon>
ELLIOTTCABLE: what did you mean
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
vil: "got?" I've had one for a year
<vil>
o rly
<vil>
actually I guess I do remember that
<nuck>
ELLIOTTCABLE: what is wrong with me in software development?
<nuck>
I build boring things in boring ways, I guess
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