<ELLIOTTCABLE>
it's not like it was five fucking years or something.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
the only reason they're in receivership and under investigation is a bunch of fucking idiotic new-money children are impatient and don't know how to plan for the lead-time on an investment against the risk of the investment.
<BaronSamedi>
dskuza: they need you. if they are rude to you over your depression, they need to a) stop b) listen c) get some FUCKING EMPATHY. depression is well understood in modern western medical society! that is not your fault!
<BaronSamedi>
it's fucking infuriating.
<joelteon>
and i said fuck
<dskuza>
I was on Lexapro at some point and it did fuck all
<alexgordon>
it would be so fucking surreal
<BaronSamedi>
isn't that so fucking dumb
<BaronSamedi>
FUCKING SHUT UP EC
<Elphaba>
FUCK YOU
<Elphaba>
ELLIOTTCABLE: fuck you, you lying liar face pants
<Elphaba>
ELLIOTTCABLE: LIES FUCKING LIES GOD DAMNED LIES
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
joelteon: mercurial is a fucking version control system, you idiots” wat.
<joelteon>
mercurial is a fucking version control system, you idiots
<BaronSamedi>
who gives a fuck?
2014-09-24
<katlogic>
yeah; fuck politics
<purr>
BaronSamedi: http://d.pr/i/sPKf -> The key to a good relationship is knowing when the fucking you are getting is worth the fucking you are getting.
<BaronSamedi>
YOU ALWAYS FUCK UP MY WAT. PROGRAMMING
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking love it
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
“With six fucking lines of boilerplate to accomplish that.”
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I had to actually deal with, and understand the nuances of, fucking ‘metasingleton eigenclasses.”
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
but I worked on-and-off for a year for a tiny little, but insanely fucking difficult, project
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
FUCKING LOVE C2C
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
but really let's mention the *fucking part where class-variables are scoped to the fucking environment of the **call to instance_eval***
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
wait what the fuck
<nuck>
Because my sleep schedule is fucked, I've been going to bed at 2AM
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I don't enjoy people who can't turn it the fuck *off* (read: locks and, no particular offense intended, but you, nuck),
<whitequark>
ELLIOTTCABLE: by and large, I don't give a fuck who you are IRL
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
no, fuck that
<nuck>
All I want is a fucking circular progress indicator but SVG is such a pile of shit that their arc is base on CARTESIAN coordinates
<purr>
<elliottcable> I'm racist as all fuck when it comes to sex
2014-09-23
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking Verisign
<whitequark>
ELLIOTTCABLE: you're a fuck indeed
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I'm fuck
<BaronSamedi>
ELLIOTTCABLE: FUCKING TELL ME I'M PRETTY DAMMIT
<BaronSamedi>
i'm fucking crying again
<BaronSamedi>
I'M FUCKING DYING
<BaronSamedi>
ELLIOTTCABLE: LOL and PHANTOM OF THE OPERA IS ON FUCKING SHUFFLE
<BaronSamedi>
i'm fucking crying irl
<BaronSamedi>
FUCKING
<BaronSamedi>
ELLIOTTCABLE: read these words: BARON SAMEDI I'M LITERALLY THE HAITIAN LORD OF THE DEAD I'M FUCKING FILTHY AS A COCK COVERED IN GREASE AND TRAIL MIX
<whitequark>
... the fuck
<BaronSamedi>
ALSO FUCKING GET YOUR BOT BACK YOU DISINGENUOUS TWAT
<BaronSamedi>
HE'S A HUGE FUCKING TWAT
<BaronSamedi>
HE DIDN'T FUCKING COME VISIT ME
<whitequark>
ELLIOTTCABLE: fuck code
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and in all reality, I'm the fucking *last* person to lecture anybody on openmindedness.
<BaronSamedi>
YOU FUCKED UP NOW BOYZ
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: FUCKING SHUT UP YOU GIANT DICK I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU TIL YOU CRY THEN TELL #elliottcable ABOUT IT
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: HE'S A FUCKING FAMOUS SERIAL KILLER
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: BULLSHIT, YOU FUCKING ARYAN BERLIN WALL LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER
<gq>
alexgordon: also she's prehormones so she can still fuck me with it
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: yes and you hardly fucked me at all
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck a large check, I'll send you both a large cock
<joelteon>
yeah, buspar makes it so you continue wanting to fuck everything
<gq>
joelteon: oh god no wonder i still want to fuck everythign D:
<alexgordon>
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
<gq>
-34 alex gordon dear god shut the fuck up
<gq>
FUCKING STOP KILLING PURR
<whitequark>
fucking javascript
<whitequark>
what the fuck went through the head of whoever authorized spending several hundred man-years on this
<gq>
MORE OBERYN FUCKING EVERYONE
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: lol fuck off
<gq>
speak for yourself you homophobic fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
body hair is just fucking disgusting.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
But there's three things that skeeve me the fuck out, and I've never been able to get over:
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I FUCKING LOVE IT WHEN #NODE.JS WHATS THINGS
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
nope'd right the fuck on up out of there
<purr>
<drparse> gqbrielle: a warning is when the parser gets passive-aggressive on you, an error is when it gets aggressive at you, a parse error is when it punches you in the fucking face
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck I'm confused
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
th'fuck is nerd.nu
<gq>
that fucking nick lol
<Elphaba>
ELLIOTTCABLE: I'M THE WITCH OF THE FUCKING WEST 8D
<purr>
<alexgordon> fuck C++ up the comma operator
<purr>
<drparse> gqbrielle: a warning is when the parser gets passive-aggressive on you, an error is when it gets aggressive at you, a parse error is when it punches you in the fucking face
<purr>
<ec> gleaming fucking love sword.
<vigs>
oh my fuck
<devyn>
then what the fuck
<devyn>
fucking everything
2014-09-22
<gq>
purr: fucking shut up
2014-09-20
<incomprehensibly>
ELLIOTTCABLE: fuck that's like $500 a month
2014-09-19
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
FUCK this is so slow
<alexgordon>
yosemite is so fucking unstable
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking bitcoin miners, they're unsatisfiable in bed.
<gq>
DON'T FUCKING STEAL FROM CRAZY PEOPLE
<gq>
fucking thieves
<gq>
FUCKING NURSE IN THE FUCKING REHAB FACILITY
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
had a *huge* fucking mess. a terrifying one. when updating my iPhone 5s to iOS 8.
2014-09-18
<joelteon>
or maybe I am fucked up
<joelteon>
or is this keyboard fucked up?
<purr>
<glowcoil> oh my fucking god you still think java is a really good sandwich alexgordon
2014-09-15
<incomprehensibly>
also fuck purity, i just want to generate some fucking 24 bit samples :p
<incomprehensibly>
fuck doing things is hard
<alexgordon>
which is written by people who wrote a fucking C++ compiler, so surely they know what they're talking about
<incomprehensibly>
you know what for live i'll eventually just use like fucking max or something
2014-09-14
<joelteon>
it totally fucks you
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
nuck: I mentioned EXACTLY FUCKING THAT the other day
<nuck>
gq: THAT IS NOT HOW MIKE BROWN FUCKING WORKS WHAT IS THIS VOODOO
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
which one of these is the right thing goddamn fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
wait fuck I still have fucking a dozen phone numbers for you
<gq>
but what the fuck would i put?
<gq>
fucking baby oil
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: you failed! you're much better when a) you don't have WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR HAIR IS DOING b) you're smiling at a PERSON instead of yourself c) NO JUST NO THAT ENTIRE PHOTOSET NO NONO NO
<nuck>
is misery to look at your body and go "no fuck you that's not right"
<nuck>
Woah and even gq isn't talking about nudity. The fuck are you on, ELLIOTTCABLE :>
<nuck>
"it's not kneehighs you bastard it's fucking OTK socks"
<gq>
i'd be a giant fucking panther
<gq>
OTTERS DAMMIT ARE YOU A FUCKING FURRY
2014-09-13
<vigs>
some people may like this (but oh god why would anyone sane like it), but oh fuck funciton calls
<devyn>
yeah, fuck couchdb ;)
<purr>
<Navarr> couch fucking is a WIDELY RESPECTED INTERNATIONAL SPORT ILL HAVE YOU KNOW
2014-09-11
<incomprehensibly>
i am unsettled as FUCK right now
<incomprehensibly>
ok i left to get a glass of water and i'm fully in line with your opinion of FUCK THAT FUCKING STORY
<gq>
fuck that fucking story
<purr>
<gqbrielle> I FUCKED A MERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID
<purr>
<elliottcable> If you think anything important came out of Linus fucking around in his garage, then you’re naïve.
<purr>
<Nuck> elliottcable fucks nothing but the best globes.
2014-09-09
<gq>
don't call my tits rolls of fat you fucking useless str8 boi
<katlogic>
Seriously though, this stuff is like a fucking headcrab.
<manveru>
fucking nfs... how does it even work
<manveru>
with fucking semicolons
<gq>
german grammar how the actual fuck does it work
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: you don't. your memory is bad. sometimes i'll quote stuff you said in 2009 and you'll go WHAT CRAZY FUCK SAID THAT
<katlogic>
-learn katlogic = http://d.pr/i/sPKf -> The key to a good relationship is knowing when the fucking you are getting is worth the fucking you are getting.
<gq>
FUCKING STOP
<gq>
FUCK
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
but she just *seems* like a fucking crackhead.
<gq>
don't fucking talk about her
<gq>
THAT UGLY AUTISTIC FUCK
<gq>
and he was like WHAT THE FUCK
<gq>
then i fucked it up
<gq>
FUCKING PAY ATTENTION TO ME
<alexgordon>
ELLIOTTCABLE, nuck: too fucking right
<gq>
hoo fucking ray.
<gq>
i hate my fucking tits
<gq>
yorick: yes i can. why the fuck not?
<gq>
alexgordon: my job here is to call everyone out on their fucking bullshit.
<gq>
alexgordon: don't you dare imply i'm bringing this chan down to my level just by sharing bloody pictures of my fucking self
<alexgordon>
what the fuck has been going on in here
<gq>
i'm like fuck my genetics and fuck da rules
<gq>
ask ELLIOTTCABLE i look like a fucking square with a circle drawn over it
<gq>
joelteon: good. so, skinny worthless ass swimmer muscled fuck
<gq>
joelteon: honey i can deadlift you. skinny ass fuck and i bet you got a butterface too
<gq>
better than fat boy tits like you got, joelteon you fat fuck
<purr>
incomprehensibly: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<purr>
<gqbrielle> I FUCKED A MERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID
<nuck>
There was also $FUCK and $DICKS and $BITCH but I didn't commit any of those
<incomprehensibly>
the exact fucking body type/voice for a frank n furter impersonation
<gq>
nuck: lol mine too, in my own room i'm always fucking naked
<nuck>
It's expensive as fuck bit it turns out it's great
<gq>
nuck: tfw i'm 2 lazy to bother literally shaving my ENTIRE FUCKING LEG every 3 days
<incomprehensibly>
fuck, incomprehensibly is too long for tiwtter
<gq>
and Underdose in #uk loves my fucking chanstatting them to the top 10
<nuck>
gq: ahaha confuse the fuck out of them
<gq>
no fucks given
<gq>
body dysmorphia AND dysphoria like fucking woah
<gq>
FUCK YOU GENETICS I DO WHAT I WANT
<gq>
genetics doesn't want me to be thin it wants me to be a stupid fat fuck with birthing hips and tits you could suffocate somebody with
<gq>
fucking ridonkulous
<gq>
shit's fucked.
<gq>
i miss running without fucking having to hold myself -.-
<gq>
fucking wut.
<gq>
ftr i've tasted it and it's fucking normal
<gq>
fucking virgins
<gq>
fucking amazing
<gq>
nuck: boxcutter, too. lucky it didn't break off in my chest. anyway now i have a bottle of 500 mg antibiotics to fucking take
<gq>
FUCK
<gq>
nuck: i'm fucking like a 24/7 rizon cunt these days look waht you got me into
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Fuck what WAS IT
<gq>
STOP DATING WOMEN WITH THE SAME FUCKING NAME
<gq>
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST EC
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
She's kind of a fucking firecracker.
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: fucking angela
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Fuck that. three exes in my house at once would be too damn much.
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: enjoy fucking ur vinyl ;x
<gq>
i fucking got it ELLIOTTCABLE jesus you type too fucking fast
<gq>
in this fucking chan
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and, of course, fucking coloured vinyl.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
‘fuck a vinyl’
<gq>
NOW YOUR'E FUCKING DITCHING TO GO FUCK A VINYL OR SOMETHING
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: PING MOTHERFUCKER NO YOU FUCKING TALK ABOUT PAWS
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
what the fuck is an ChrisKringle
<gq>
SOMEONE HERE FUCKING WAKE UP AND TALK TO ChrisKringle GOD DAMMIT
<gq>
fuck you purr you stupid bot
2014-09-07
<joelteon>
it's long as fuck
<joelteon>
fuck me
2014-09-03
<purr>
<Nuck> elliottcable fucks nothing but the best globes.
<gq>
also YES YOU FUCKING DO
<gq>
FUCK THE PUBLIC
<gq>
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT CHRIST AND LOKI KISSING ON A BICYCLE BUILT FOR TWO.
<gq>
HELLING FUCK
<gq>
FUCKING HELL
<gq>
FUCK
<joelteon>
crazy fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
as for anything else … like I know fuck-all about fighting
<joelteon>
fuck colorado
2014-09-01
<glowcoil>
what the FUCK
<glowcoil>
fuck gay and lesbian people who are all about gay marriage and that's where they stop
<glowcoil>
what the fuck
<gq>
but i mean she'd be the sort of friend who would probably let me sleep in her bed because i knwo fucking /boundaries/
* gq
fucking swears at current client & digs thru settings
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
WHAT FUCK WRONG HER
<gq>
fuck the boy scouts
<gq>
you are old and boring and a fuckinG EAGLE SCOUT
<glowcoil>
the fucking, artist pages are a different world than the playlist pages, ctrl f works in like 2 places only, everything loads in layout-rearranging slow ways
<purr>
ELLIOTTCABLE: literally a fucking wizard. boo hiss
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
5:05 AM <gq> too many fucking buttons
<glowcoil>
fuck this is the largest thing i've ever exported in ableton so it's taking forever
<gq>
i'll fucking ruin it
<gq>
too many fucking buttons
<gq>
fuck you
<gq>
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
<gq>
FUCK YOU
<gq>
FUCKING
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: FUCKING SHUT YOUR WHOR EMOUTH Q.Q
<glowcoil>
gq: oh what the fuck no i didn't
<joelteon>
who the fuck is don
<gq>
fuck you T.T
<joelteon>
FUCKING LOL
2014-08-31
<devyn>
if you accidentally `cat` a binary file and your terminal gets all fucked up
2014-08-28
<joelteon>
people are fucking stupid
<devyn>
what the fuck? I upgraded my kernel and my `dmesg` is colored now
2014-08-27
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
shit with gqbrielle has me all tense and upset, which it really shouldn't. It's not like it's the first fucking time.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
so much fuck that shit.
<gq>
eligrey: i know people here like to call me stupid but i don't make an effort in here because why the fuck would i? i just get discouraged by all the smart fuckers.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I don't know, fucking *calling me a sociopath* to defend Eli, sure as hell parses as ‘angry at me.’
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I've done *nothing* unkind to you recently, gq; so don't fucking call me out for being a total sociopath,
<gq>
normal people don't FUCKING IGNORE that
<eligrey>
you were stoned to fuck
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: but as usual you are a predjudiced fuck
<gq>
and b) yes i'm aware my browser needs to be fucked with thanks :P
<eligrey>
i don't have to type FQDNs thats fucking stupid
2014-08-25
<devyn>
fuck SOAP.
<vigs>
there was one assignment that sticks with me as the defining "fuck javascript" moment
2014-08-24
<nuck>
(the export template is 5 years old. Nobody noticed the XML lacked a root note FOR FIVE FUCKING YEARS)
2014-08-23
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
lol fuck the internet
2014-08-22
<joelteon>
FUCK
<joelteon>
i didn't write the fucking CODE
<joelteon>
tell you what, clang fucking sucks
2014-08-20
<joelteon>
javascript is so FUCKING BAD
2014-08-17
<purr>
ELLIOTTCABLE: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<purr>
<ec> gleaming fucking love sword.
2014-08-16
<purr>
<alexgordon> fuck oop is so complicated
2014-08-14
<purr>
gq: literally a fucking wizard. boo hiss
<purr>
gq: literally a fucking wizard. boo hiss
2014-08-13
<joelteon>
i dont give a fuck about status badges, i kinda like them
<devyn>
if we're just talking package managers in general, pacman is fucking excellent
<katlogic>
either its in version control or fuck off
<katlogic>
just fucking static link it from the beggining
<joelteon>
i'll look at the fucking makefile
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and, it being me, the trip itself, who fucking knows. I'm not really itching to be home right now, but I also want to keep costs down, this time around.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
dude fuck if I know
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I just *can* *not*, after **hours** of fucking battling with this,
<gq>
fuck.
<gq>
A BIRD, A FUCKING BIRD, IT'S LOUD, MAKE IT SHUT UP, OH MY GOD, I'M GOING INSANE, I'M GOING TO KILL IT
<alexgordon>
he was fucking KING
<alexgordon>
and fucking
<gq>
THE FUCK
<gq>
and FUCKING
<alexgordon>
they're all so fucking happy
<alexgordon>
yeah it's fucking shit!
<purr>
gq: literally a fucking wizard. boo hiss
2014-08-11
<joelteon>
why the fuck would you do that
2014-08-10
<joelteon>
fuck
<purr>
<alexgordon> fuck C++ up the comma operator
2014-08-09
<gq>
glowcoil: your fucking shit, the music and the art. i fully expect to some day have to tell someone, "yeah, i knew him WHEN."
<gq>
glowcoil: that'd fuck anybody up enough to write teen poetry books for the rest of their life, imo :/
<gq>
it's fucking amazing.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
mind. fucking. blown.
<gq>
unless it's myself, in the face, for being such an awkward fucking failure
<gq>
WE WERE SO FUCKING WORRIED THAT NIGHT
<glowcoil>
screenshot of joke on the "i fucking love science page" with a message showing they clearly did not get the joke
<gq>
yeah the russian mob is nothing to fuck with.
<purr>
<whitequark> fuck, it's so big
<vigs>
also made an icon. Half-jokingly, I showed my friend an icon that's basically a fucking circle, lol. We're going with it.
<gq>
couldn't rememebr, when we takled i was ... fuck i don't remember
<purr>
<devyn> I'm high on cold medicine, so I don't give a fuck, yay
<vigs>
fuck
<gq>
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
<alexgordon>
ELLIOTTCABLE: fucking good evening to you too
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Ugh fuck all of you
<gq>
or, as the piercing shops in america call fucked up piercings: catbutt. it looks like a cat's asshole.
<gq>
i keep fucking them up by accident.
<gq>
fuck, i almost just ripped my earlobe off
2014-08-08
<purr>
<elliottcable> If you think anything important came out of Linus fucking around in his garage, then you’re naïve.
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD ME WHY YOU'RE IN MONTANA YOU FUCKING DICK
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Fuck that. Be straight-forward about your feelings, strike out, and move on. Be happy and be real.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Shattered iPhone, then lost shattered iPhone, then lost at tennis, then sunburnt all to fuck, and now a ticket
2014-08-07
<Cheery>
and realising that my fucking brain handles it
<gq>
devyn: it's nice of you to work when ec's fucked off to montana
2014-08-04
<Cheery>
looking at quorum closer.. it seems fucking stupid idea
2014-07-29
<Cheery>
started out by looking into escher. The author is fucking terrible at expressing himself.. or so fucking good that I don't understand it.
2014-07-28
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
*even if* those issues hit home on one of the the three fucking words I chose as Paws' tagline :P
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I *really* want to put some concerted effort into summarizing all our work (and there *is* a lot of work that happens exclusively in here: entire fucking design stages that never even get written into a spec or commented on anywhere or implemented, that then get thrown away when we come up with a problem and tweak them further.) somewhere reliable and