2014-07-29 00:35
ELLIOTTCABLE changed the topic of #elliottcable to: a
_better_ cult ˙ ͜ʟ˙ embrace, extend, extinguish.
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* gq
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purr >
gq: ? [\1] (b‐sol: 7 730 ſ)
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purr >
<locks> paws = portal the programming language
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purr >
<Nuck> YOU BEEPED, YOU BASTARD
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purr >
<incomprehensibly> STRAWBERY AVALNGELHTA
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purr >
<elliottcable> My tests are too programmatic. I might have to write meta-tests to test my tests' functionality.
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<judofyr> elliottcable: what's up with sephr and OMFG, or whatever it was called again?
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purr >
<alexgordon> does freenode kline cow pipers?
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purr >
<eboy> triangle sally is the best performer. better than lady gaga
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purr >
<whitequark> back in 80s or 90s though you had electronics that died if you looked angry at it.
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purr >
<micahjohnston___> elliottcable: bitch I have all three
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purr >
<alexgordon> PHP is like a good burrito
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<Nuck> elliottcable: He was raised mormon, he doesn't know how vaginas work.
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joelteon >
vaginas don't work
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prophile >
I'm thinking of keeping the current alynn.co.uk
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prophile >
thoughts on the design?
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gq >
vaginas work pretty good
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gq >
i mean their designer was obviously off his head
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gq >
& whoever was in charge of bug fixes/patches clearly abandoned the code when hector was a pup
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gq >
but other than that
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gq >
no real complaints
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ok i figured out how to tell whether a language sucks or not
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joelteon >
it's the simplest test ever
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joelteon >
it's one step
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joelteon >
actually it's more like a flowchart
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joelteon >
1. does your language allow things that aren't booleans to be put in an if statement?
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if yes, your language sucks
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if no, your language
*might* suck
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no exceptions are permitted
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well except for languages which only have numbers
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Paws.rs/master 385f2fa Devyn Cairns: Rust nightly: Timer now accepts Durations instead of u64
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joelteon: I think non-booleans can be useful in if statements if the language is Ruby-like, in that only nil and false are considered false and everything else is true
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devyn >
joelteon: `@var && @var.method` is a good use. even better of course are hacks like andand: @var.andand.method
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needs moar coffeescript ? operator
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devyn: still sucks
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SwooshyCueb >
ELLIOTT
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SwooshyCueb >
ELLIOTT ELLIOTT ELLIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTT
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SwooshyCueb >
JOHN MCAFEE JUST FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER
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WHAT DO
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
SwooshyCueb: "tweet at SwooshyCueb 'whaaaaat'"
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hilariously I meant to do editor stuff. :)
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Cheery >
instead I made lightning simulator.
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Cheery >
no regrets or remorse
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-fingernails @ TheMathNinja
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TheMathNinja: they're weird
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<devyn> why can't syslinux find menu.c32 :/
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<incomprehensibly> flatworms absorb the knowledge of other flatworms when they eat them
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<cuttle> prime factorization, which is a common task
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<Nuck> gqbrielle: What's ladyprison, hobbits?
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<alexgordon> fuck oop is so complicated
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<alexgordon> these people have strange penises
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<alexgordon> -_- it was just a joke at elliott's expense. I DO THAT ALL DAY LONG
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<prophile> is the Y combinator defined on boobs?
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<alexgordon> elliottcable: no, my cock is a perfect rhombus
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<glowcoil> so adding features is a crapshoot whether it fits right in or requires radical restructuring
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-white goo @ alexgordon
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alexgordon: dreeping down my strema
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silly openssl, telling me how to link it
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