2015-12-11

<ec> fucking accountant illuminati bullshit
<incomprehensibly> oh my fuck
<ec> cuckolding is making your husband watch while you fuck other individuals
<incomprehensibly> fucking bull shit
<nuck> Because, y'know. Fuck those people.
<incomprehensibly> fuck we've talked about this right
<nuck> This man is seriously fucked up, and yet I keep working for him because I need the money
<ec> fuck

2015-12-05

<ELLIOTTCABLE> girlfriend fucking hates games so I don't game much right now
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yes, I fucking love Life is Strange

2015-12-04

<pikajude> one of the fun quirks about coffeescript is that its multiline comments are completel fucked

2015-11-29

<meowrobot> fuck-e-rars

2015-11-14

<ja> alynn: ufou gvcikibg bustsard you're gonna get me j`jsa` on github no mwatterwa t on anda a job at apple as a s itunes z7 ituensdx 66ios engineer no mattterwar waor u'll expose youu as you the true crrrreeeatare for `drag` u fucking nob lol xx x3 <3
<ja> mkroman: fuck dig
<ja> fucking irc
<ELLIOTTCABLE> this is a fucking work of art, holy shit
<ec> that's such a fucking dumb name
<ec> why the FUCK is it called promises/A+

2015-11-10

<ec> tell me how fucking terrible my re-written resume is
<ec> did I tell anyone in here how badly I fucked up the NU thing?
<Aria> Yes. The T will fuck you over once in a while. But also, gets you everywhere you need to be.
<ec> I'm fucking petrified of school rn
<ja> what was I even… yeah… fuck…
<ja> man, I really fucked this up

2015-11-09

<ec> ja: what the fuck
<ja> ec: uhm, so why the fuck can you rename selected items in Finder by pressing ⌃M?!
<ja> imma fuck em
<ja> fucking invoices
<ja> it's smooth as fuck here in Safari
<ja> it got slow as fuck when I started using Sass with it, if I recall correctly
<ja> fuck yeah, go for it, alexgordon!

2015-11-08

<ec> fuck that's *worse*
<ec> idk it's not easy I have so much fucking trouble with it
<ec> fuck
<ec> unfortunately that fucking freezes my irccloud every time it comes into frame
<ec> like, this is So Fucking Much more understandable than the wikipedia article on the same topic, omfg.
<pikajude> what the fuck
<ja> yeah, fuck 'im
<alexgordon> yeah fuck that guy
<ec> 2. fuck real-time co-editing, that's not our problem or domain
<ec> 1. fuck federation, false flag and waste of design time, my 2¢,
<alexgordon> Hrorekr: fuck that stuff
<ec> ugh the last dick-snap I sent, was *screenshotted*, and they show it to me like once fucking daily

2015-11-07

<ja> ec: https://upl.io/i/tqcdfr.png — OS X, fuck yeah! ^o^
<ja> fuck git i can't even
<mkroman> most people don't leave their fucking blobs dangling, man

2015-11-06

<ec> it's so fucking hard *god* I hate writing resumes

2015-11-04

<alexgordon> I should print this out and put it on my wall becaue I can never fucking remember it https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d0/Morphisms3.svg

2015-11-03

<pikajude> who the fuck knows
<alexgordon> fucking irc

2015-11-02

<ec> lol thank fucking god
<glowcoil> fUCK ME
<glowcoil> FUCK EM
<glowcoil> fuck me
<ec> fuck that word, really?
<glowcoil> data Fuck a = Tuple a a
<ec> well fuck nope I guess I've forgotten it all
<glowcoil> fuck
<ec> oh holy fucking shit
<pikajude^> it's the fucking worst
<pikajude`> what the fuck
<ec> glowcoil: so fucking true tho
<ec> oh? why's that? CoreOS is pretty invested; and very fucking cool
<ec> writing a Fucking In Depth beginner's guide to the whole containerization fad, ish
<pikajude> fuck docker
<pikajude> i like how fastmail.com allows me to continue getting emails no matter how fucked my server is
<pikajude> a fucking node package for lexing
<pikajude> finally i got my god damn fucking OVH box provisioned
<pikajude> i'm freaking The Fuck out
<alexgordon> lol fuck that

2015-11-01

<purr> <elliottcable> I'm racist as all fuck when it comes to sex
<ja> I don't give *a* *shit* about his fucking game right now, mkroman, but *don't* quote me on that
<ja> fuck you and all your text biatches
<ec> why the fuck is [], a thing I think of as a *data* thing, not a *metadata* thing,
<ec> dude, I've been trying since fucking 2010, when micah insisted on using them to discuss Paws concepts
<ec> I have so much fucking trouble reading Haskell type signatures |=
<ec> instead of human-elected ‘major’ and ‘minor’ and ‘patch’ and ‘generation’ and ‘guys this is getting ridiculous’ and ‘why does a *number*’ and ‘have multiple fucking components’ and ‘seriously why aren't they just comparable as floats’ and ‘geeze we're bad at computers, though, for real’
<ec> but I just don't see a way that it will *ever* be less-than-janky-as-fuck to keep on decoupling `foo(bar)` and *what `foo` actually means* by putting the latter in a package.json or requirements.txt
<ec> I think A Version as a property of a *module* is a Huge Fucking Mistake
<ec> namely, how hugely fucking much semver sucks colossal stallion testes
<ec> the only issue I have, is that there *are* some really fucking cool elements in that design; I really had hoped that my terrible, slow, hodgepodge of a programming language could bring those ideas to the right eyes to have them imitated by other, better, languages. /=

2015-10-31

<glowcoil> plus also "i have school and work so i have fuck all in the way of free time" syndrome
<ec> jesus CHRIST this song is so fucking good
<ec> he had “computers are TERRIBLE and I hate EVERYTHING and I'm slowly becoming more likely to kill EVERYBODY AROUND ME every time I click a fucking button one one of these unconscionably useless and evil flaming piles of horse feces”-syndrome even more intensely than I did
<ja> like almost ec-indentation–grade fucked up
<ja> so I'm doing some really fucking upt hings with textmate and rails
<ja> why the fuck is there both Avian and TextMate
<ja> pikajude: i fucked it good, yes
<pikajude> you fucked your textmate?
<ja> i've totally fucked up my textmate now
<ja> why the fuck can't i get recent tmux or irssi with that wtf man

2015-10-29

<ec> idk how the fuck to heroku tho

2015-10-28

<ec> well fuck that then
<ec> why the fuck would I *ever* have that many A-records o_O
<ec> trying to figure out where the *fuck* I was hosting wikipedi.as o_O
<ec> he's offensive as fuck.
<alexgordon> coffeescript only seems dead because js programmers are so fucking hyper
<alexgordon> ljharb: but coming from python it is just obscene that JS is so fucked up
<ec> and I *absolutely* don't understand why we need *an element of fucking syntax* for .map
<pikajude> if there's one thing you can say about coffeescript, it's that it generates legitimate fucking truth comparison
<pikajude> the "jsonschema" node package is seriously fucking broken
<ec> fuck what
<ja> fuck that
<ja> fucking Apple and their fucking “Restore Purchases” buttons… :E now I wait another week for app review

2015-10-27

<ec> the entire fucking thing.
<ec> oh lord, oh fucking lord
<ec> 4. semver is fucking terrible, and one of the worst things that's happened to JavaScript in a while
<ec> you're as bad as the fucking shitbags that say PHP programmers “aren't REAL programmers” or that sysadmins “aren't REAL developers”
<ec> literally fuck off and die.
<ec> … but you even have to deal with the fucking transpiler *itself*, their design choices and oddities!
<ja> and a not short-as-fuck left shift key!
<ja> >.< fuck! I kinda liked it, but yeah, I definitely recognize that it has its flaws
<ec> it's fucking terrible: I have yet for a *single* operation I attempted with it to succeed
<ec> what the fuck is with the new Disk Utility, anyway
<ec> and it's unreliable as fuck on Windows;
<ec> who the fuck is gothalice

2015-10-26

<ja> fuck it
<ja> but I gotta finish these fucking omdels
<ec> and this one's a fucking classic: https://gist.github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/891693
<ja> fuck yeah!
<ja> but fuck, I love its autocompletion and that it has autocd
<ja> jesus fuck
<ja> fuck, what a writeup
<ja> and I'm sick as fuck
<ec> fucking christ

2015-10-24

<ec> ugh having no FaceTime camera on my desktop computer is so fucking unfortunate
<ja> well fuck you too ʘ‿ʘ

2015-10-22

<purr> ja: no. fuck you.
<eligrey> fuck you eg
<EG> oh come on who the fuck registereed eg
<ja> fuck, it's late and I haven't refactored a single model yet
<ec> ja: oh, I fuck up its alllll the time
<ja> alexgordon: alright. thanks. fuck.
<alexgordon> NO FUCKING NO
<purr> <whitequark> oh fuck. the acid is kicking in. COPPER CRYSTALS EVERYWHERE. THEY'RE GROWING.
<ec> ELLIOTTCABLE: “don't fuck with me, I'm dating a lawyer now.” wat.
<ec> don't fuck with me, I'm dating a lawyer now.
<ja> fuck, it was so good

2015-10-21

<ec> fuck that, you'll blow out hard
<ja> But fuck, I totally blew it with him >.>
<ec> if you like Firefly, or Alan Tudyk in general, it's fucking hilarious
<purr> <nuck> "Our bus got towed, so now we just fuck on the curb"
<purr> <Nuck> elliottcable fucks nothing but the best globes.
<ec> hahhahahahhahhhahhhh fuck fuck fuck

2015-10-14

<ELLIOTTCABLE> 9:03 PM <purr> <nuck> "Our bus got towed, so now we just fuck on the curb"

2015-10-13

<ELLIOTTCABLE> life's been fucking unbelievable, lately. fucking unbelievable.

2015-09-23

<pikajude> what the fuck
<pikajude> wait what the fuck
<pikajude> oh my fucking god

2015-09-22

<ELLIOTTCABLE> and I CANNOT FUCKING GET them to work
<ELLIOTTCABLE> pikajude: no fucking kidding though

2015-09-21

<ELLIOTTCABLE> what a fucking terrible piece of software
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucking fuck, Harmony

2015-08-10

<ELLIOTTCABLE> and finally, I *really, really, really* don't like dealing with the airlines' websites, and their support policies, and their … everything. they're fucking hellish.

2015-08-07

<whitequark> there's no fucking way I fly to US *twice* in that period

2015-07-23

<ELLIOTTCABLE> I mean, it's irccloud. no fucking idea what it's thinking.

2015-05-22

<eligrey> wow thanks bluetooth tray app you my capslock status is really you're fucking business

2015-05-11

<joelteon> FUCK
<eligrey> omg my memory wow fuck me

2015-05-05

<ELLIOTTCABLE> ironicalelly, I found myself completely fucking unable to type that word
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's short, to the point, gruesome as *fuck*, and gets you engaged with his writing style
<ELLIOTTCABLE> creepy as fuck nope

2015-05-03

<ELLIOTTCABLE> “if you actually grow a monocrystal of silicon, and due to people being obsessed with shiny rectangles we are incredibly fucking good at growing really pure monocrystals of silicon”
<whitequark> if you actually grow a monocrystal of silicon, and due to people being obsessed with shiny rectangles we are incredibly fucking good at growing really pure monocrystals of silicon
<ELLIOTTCABLE> the fuck is an eDSL
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I've got a solder-sucker fan, but it's small. And real vent hoods are Fucking Expensive™, And Also Large™
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck me

2015-05-02

<joelteon> i really just had to get my first fucked up night over with
<whitequark> pffff, socializing. fuck socializing
<joelteon> well no i've had alcohol in the past but i got fucked up last night

2015-04-28

<whitequark> fucking TIG
<whitequark> it's gonna be loud as fuck and it will get tiny chunks of metal embedded in my skin again
<whitequark> back to get-fucking-tungsten-to-break, anyway
<whitequark> ec: the problem with SV, among many many others, is that it's not "make people happy". it's a "make a bunch of wealthy people in san francisco happy and tell everyone else to straight away fuck off"
<whitequark> fucking tungsten
<bluebie> like woz and that space x guy and I think some others were all recently going in the news saying we need to not make good AI because it'll probably just take over the world and then be like fuck these guys
<ec> fuck, I missed IRC.
<bluebie> just don't fuck up your vision
<ec> fuck tech entirely
<Temur> fucking hate Dell
<ec> I fucking love tmux so much

2015-04-27

<ec> unrelated: I fucking hate bitcoin mining.
<ec> same reason I shell out for a ridiculously over-the-top data-plan. I just don't like fucking *worrying* about how much data or battery I have left.
<ec> everybody: “holy fucking shit”

2015-04-26

<ec> fucking surfnome http://i.ell.io/17niA
<ec> mind fucking blown
<whitequark> she worked at borland. borland is THE fucking reason why i program right now
<ec> okay. so, on the original topic … what fucking gauge is 0.134in
<ec> for fucking real? not diameter? you're sure?
<whitequark> to rephrase someone i know, "what the holy fuck ass balls"
<ec> whitequark: fuck you

2015-04-06

<tees> not the slightest fucking clue
<tees> So how the fuck do I rebase through a merge

2015-03-26

<ec> Wow. /msg Chanserv FLAGS ##Paws is a fucking throwback.

2015-03-17

<joelteon> conveniently, ip6 addresses resolve on the office network, bu don't fucking route anywhere
<devyn> well that's not suspicious as fuck

2015-03-16

<eligrey> if you can, the models with 3200x1800 displays are so fucking gorgeous
<eligrey> and i'm on a fucking monster x79 board

2015-03-13

<eligrey> and i was so fucking let down when i clicked on it
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so I unpacked one box-full, and am currently trying to figure out how in the *lord's* name I am supposed to fucking assemble this shit.

2015-02-23

<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's super-fucking-shitty that they would do this to users, but then leave *actually abusive* gamergate fuckers' accounts active for months or years while the abuse victim has to struggle with the support teams' inactivity

2015-02-20

<purr\Paws> primitives.js/support-rulebook 4279756 elliottcable: + what the fuck was current_caller o_O

2015-02-18

<ELLIOTTCABLE> :: fuck

2015-02-17

<nuck> Ey ELLIOTTCABLE don't fuck with purr she's mine

2015-02-10

<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm pretty sure they'd blow my apartment's circuit breakers (if not the entire fucking floor's breakers) if I plugged them all in in my living room
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I don't even fucking know how I'm going to power these fucking things!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> bitcoin is such a fucking strange market.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jesus fucking christ
<purr\Paws> System/Master afed126 elliottcable: (new git) I keep fucking up git-pushes.

2015-01-24

<ec> alex fucking gordon

2015-01-21

<joelteon> "something fucked up here"
<joelteon> so i fucked my leg somehow
<joelteon> because somehow this fucking girl convinced me to get a cat
<ec> Fuck Cake

2015-01-12

<devyn> it was like fucking 100 people

2015-01-05

<Aria> So: Because you're Indian, in the US, you'd be evaluated on credentials, not projects, unless your resume is exceptional. There's this weird thing here where some people can just do shit and get recognition (mostly white people. Fucking racist country.) and others have to have credentials out the nose to get the same recog.

2014-12-24

<vigs> oh fuck I haven't finished LoZ: OoT's Master Quest yet, either. uuuugh

2014-12-21

<joelteon> fucking everyone in the channel is ec's girlfriend

2014-11-17

<joelteon> that fucked up some code i have

2014-11-07

<nuck> Ember is so fucking braindead

2014-10-18

<alexgordon2> I was like "I HAVE A FUCKING RECORDING STUDIO IN MY BACKPACK"

2014-10-11

<alexgordon> fuck yeah C++ :P

2014-10-10

<incomprehensibly> fuck, who posted that javascript audio synthesis thing

2014-10-08

<devyn> and whatever the fuck Ubuntu is using now is dumb
<katlogic> if you need to discuss, use fucking irc, this ought to motivate to present clear points (be it tldr) and not argue.
<alexgordon> what's the fucking point

2014-10-07

<joelteon> oh fuck it i dont even want to explain it

2014-10-05

<nuck> Fuck it I'm too lazy to wrangle prototypical inheritance right now. I'm just gonna copy things onto the object
<incomprehensibly> it's SO FUCKING SIMPLE AND OBVIOUS

2014-10-02

<vigs> ffs. anyone know why getc() just…won't pause for input or whatever the fuck? :|

2014-10-01

<vigs> ugh fucking free()
<joelteon> "haskell" is a weird fucking name for humans
<nuck> Too much theory not enough fucks to give
<nuck> I have no fucking clue, but it's so math-bonery it's not even funny
<nuck> But the community has this enormous fucking boner for calc
<devyn> who gives a fuck about APL or J
<devyn> but fucking soap is just a nightmare

2014-09-30

<katlogic> I tried, as much my adhd permits, and ended up with "fuck it, i'm sticking with ocaml".

2014-09-28

<nuck> (fuck programmers for all these acronyms)
<Elphaba> ELLIOTTCABLE: FUCK YOU
<ELLIOTTCABLE> not fucking okay.
<gq> devyn: fucking shut up hahahahahaha
<gq> IF I FUCKING FAINT AT THE KEYBOARD THINKING ABOUT EC EATING HIS OWN SHIT I'M GOING TO BE VERY VERY VERY ANGRY
<whitequark> the fuck
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: HE FUCKING GUESSED IT
<nuck> I'm just imagining wlaking down a street in chicago and then a fucking bear comes out of an alley and mauls ELLIOTTCABLE to death
<devyn> yeah who the fuck runs the OS off a CD
<whitequark> look at a fucking chromebook, it's the same thing, just with beefier tech
<devyn> nuck: fucking Oracle
<nuck> Fuck let me that
<ELLIOTTCABLE> whitequark: you forget that everyone in here except alexgordon is young as fuck
<nuck> "Our bus got towed, so now we just fuck on the curb"
<whitequark> it reminds me of fucking windows xp on fucking pentium ii
<whitequark> because fuck these things
<nuck> Where the fuck are you
<whitequark> posix is a fucking shithole compared to them.
<whitequark> and that was a fucking decade ago
<nuck> BEST FUCKING ANIME
<whitequark> and they did their fucking homework on that topic
<nuck> Like, I came out of the book going "what the fuck how did I learn things"
<devyn> ELLIOTTCABLE: he's in russia, how the fuck would that work
<ELLIOTTCABLE> … mind … fucking … blown.
<nuck> A blue-tinted hair IRL turns into bright fucking blue hair in anime
<devyn> yep, literally fuck-all ;)
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I've done fuck-all in the last year. |=
<ELLIOTTCABLE> the entire fucking point of Paws is abstraction, separation-of-concerns.
<gq> his name is FUCKING TIGER.
<gq> nuck: luckily my rapist was too Catholic to make any 'serious' attempts at fucking either my cunt or my ass
<gq> nuck: also he ran my sisterinlaw's wheelchair into my ankle and made me say FUCK YOU in front of like 300 kids
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: as in FUCK YOU, SHUT UP, I'M RUNNIN' THIS, LET'S GO
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: no 3, we don't fucking talk about fight club
<BaronSamedi> nuck: fuck that
<BaronSamedi> whitequark: my parents paid for that. they spent ONE THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLARS on a white dress
<BaronSamedi> nuck: my aunt fucking loves me and she's met D in person like, once, at the wedding
<nuck> Speaking of things disney fucked up massively: the remodel of California Adventure's entrance
<whitequark> i fucking hate this bed
<gq> I FUCKING KNOW, ALRITE?
<gq> nuck: isn't that so so so fucking sad?
<gq> whitequark: fucking lol i love that comic

2014-09-27

<ELLIOTTCABLE> devyn: i hate hate hate hate hate hate advance(). I swear, the complexity of this one little bit of Paws seems to somehow prove to me Paws' failures. Like, if the language were as smoothly-interlocking and sane as I picture it to be, this fucking function would be *simple*. ಠ_ಠ
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I have *no* *fucking* *clue* how this algorithm actually works
<ELLIOTTCABLE> the unexpected part is that it actually fucking is.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> th'fuck is a cisdoge
<ELLIOTTCABLE> devyn: … while I finish the refactor of the entire fucking reactor
<purr> <elliottcable> I'm racist as all fuck when it comes to sex
<devyn> holy fuck that's a lot of klining
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I don't know *exactly*, but I know I was first fucking around with Rails (real programming™, at the time) when I joined Twitter (which I was looking through earlier today)
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wat fuck

2014-09-26

<ELLIOTTCABLE> I fucking died laughing, it's amazing.
<whitequark> like I have fifty micron resolution with my fucking laser printer and my fucking useless PCB photoresist
<whitequark> making a CMOS IC is fucking amazing. etching a sub-millimeter nyancat is just ... so meh
<whitequark> so *when* your code is slow, you take out perf and figure out what the fuck does your code run on and how it works
<whitequark> it's absolutely fucking irrelevant whether a given developer knows x86 assembly, it is completely relevant whether they'll run away with their tail between their legs when their code is slow, or go to town with `perf record`
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck no
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck paypal, but i like bitcoin >:
<incomprehensibly> fuck bitcoin
<incomprehensibly> fuck paypal
<gq> SO NOW THIS IS FUCKING HAPPENING

2014-09-25

<ELLIOTTCABLE> funny thing is, after all that, what might end up preventing me from getting them is *not* some big imaginary Bitcoin conspiracy; it's fucking FedEx.