purr changed the topic of #elliottcable to: a _better_ cult || topics << 'gamedev'
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<eligrey> -3leaving
<eligrey> -leaving
<purr> eligrey: How horrible! I don't know what I'll do with myself without you, eboyjr or sephr!
<eligrey> -two people out of this entire channel
<purr> eligrey: NUCK and SEPHR
<eligrey> -learn two people out of this entire channel = nuck and others
<purr> eligrey: Learned `two people out of this entire channel`.
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ELLIOTTCABLE is now known as ec
<ec> -find sephr
<purr> ec: sephr isn't a country and if he was a country his name isn't anguilla
<ec> -find seph
<purr> ec: Found: sephr, leaving, ask sephr, and -letter people who frequent this channel
<ec> -4-letter people who frequent this channel
<purr> ec: nuck, locks, and sephr
<ec> … that's five letters
<ec> incomprehensibly: alive?
<ec> been a while.
<ec> and meowrobot, too. 'allo.
<meowrobot> ohhiii
<meowrobot> how's you ec
<ec> awake! :O
<ec> bored.
<ec> coding a little tiny bit, for the first time in forever.
<ec> ↓
<meowrobot> yay :D
<purr\Paws> [Paws.js] ELLIOTTCABLE pushed 1 new commit to Master: https://github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/Paws.js/commit/2c9dd7fc161c70c16010f28bd37c9a4d262306c2
<purr\Paws> Paws.js/Master 2c9dd7f elliottcable: (- fix meta) Ignore case in .gitlabel suggestions...
<meowrobot> i overestimated the stomach size of a certain sandwich i made 45 minutes ago
<meowrobot> so i'm stuffed and likely going to enter a food coma.
<meowrobot> which is fine, because i have insomnia, so.
* ec high-fives
<ec> insomnia rocks yoski
<ec> want to go buy midnight cheetos pretty bad.
<ec> Reading my own commit messages from way in the past can sometimes be a blast.
<ec> May, 2013: http://ell.io/i18xiN
<ec> Fuck Cake
<ec> =========
<ec> What the title says.
<purr\Paws> [Paws.js] ELLIOTTCABLE pushed 1 new commit to Master: https://github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/Paws.js/commit/a7cb2df5057c0652af35fbf88d409a066781a2fc
<purr\Paws> Paws.js/Master a7cb2df elliottcable: (up meta) Use the newer coffee-coverage 0.4 again...
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<ec> alexgordon!
<alexgordon> ec!
<ec> been a while. how's life?
<ec> still working on Chocolat?
<alexgordon> more or less
<alexgordon> I'm working on other stuff too
* ec nods
<ec> anything cool?
<ec> :P
<alexgordon> ec: yeah, I'm making skynet :P
<ec> derp
<alexgordon> ec: seriously
<ec> oh?
<alexgordon> nobody believes me
<alexgordon> I'm trying to simulate the brain
<alexgordon> I realized that there's actually nothing stopping us, technologically, from doing it
<alexgordon> apart from a lack of imagination
<alexgordon> computers are fast enough
<purr\Paws> [Paws.js] ELLIOTTCABLE pushed 2 new commits to Master: https://github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/Paws.js/compare/a7cb2df5057c...21ac362fe16e
<purr\Paws> Paws.js/Master 0ee695e elliottcable: (meta) Dropping nominal support for Node v0.8...
<purr\Paws> Paws.js/Master 21ac362 elliottcable: + work plz
<purr\Paws> [Paws.js] ELLIOTTCABLE created hello-travis from Master (+0 new commits): https://github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/Paws.js/commits/hello-travis
<ec> ugh
<purr\Paws> [Paws.js] ELLIOTTCABLE force-pushed Master from 21ac362 to a7cb2df: https://github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/Paws.js/commits/Master
<ec> ughghghawhrgh
<purr\Paws> [Paws.js] ELLIOTTCABLE pushed 1 new commit to hello-travis: https://github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/Paws.js/commit/57e76560677508d05edabd1272f5fcc776dc707f
<purr\Paws> Paws.js/hello-travis 57e7656 elliottcable: + well lets make it a postinstall duh
<alexgordon> lolol
<purr> lolol
<ec> alexgordon: lol right
<purr> lol
<ec> I hate software development
<ec> I sit down for two minutes to try it again after half a year away.
<ec> Find out: it's still goddamn dumb.
<ec> oh well.
<ec> will voluntarily bang my head against this for *absolutely* no reason for a few hours.
* ec wanders off to ‘create software’
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<joelteon> haha ec
<joelteon> idiot
<ec> joelteon: ಠ_ಠ
<joelteon> ec: I'm not doing software dev anymore either
<joelteon> I'm writing node.js in IntelliJ
* ec high-fives joelteon
<ec> wait wat
<ec> A) why and B) why and C) what
<joelteon> a) work and b) it has a debugger and c) :(
<joelteon> node.js is the ABSOLUTE BEST SOLUTION to _____________
<joelteon> said nobody ever about any problem
<joelteon> today and yesterday i've been trying to work around the fact that if you incorrectly stub an object member in a test, it breaks *every single test after it too*
<joelteon> and tests don't just fail; they time out
<joelteon> but...............
<joelteon> you can't set your timeout too low because the tests take at least 3000 ms
<joelteon> ec: please help me
<joelteon> send money
<joelteon> oh BTW i'm homeless now
<joelteon> so send money
<ec> wat
<ec> what testing framework? o_O
<ec> and homeless wat
<ec> and shush I like Node.
<joelteon> framework is sinon
<joelteon> i'm homeless................it's a long story
<joelteon> basically my girlfriend let her mentally ill friend from arkansas stay with her for a month
<joelteon> my girlfriend is, medically speaking, not very good in general
<joelteon> and the stress from housing a girl with abandonment and BPD was basically killing her
<joelteon> so i moved the friend and myself into an apartment
<joelteon> and was going to pay rent until friend got a job
<joelteon> friend instead ended up in the psychiatric ward, then flew back home, leaving me on a 9 month lease with ~$2550/mo rent (not including utilities)
<joelteon> that + furnishing left me broke
<joelteon> i moved into *another* place once she was gone, but it's 35 min from work and in a bad neighborhood
<joelteon> the guy that leased me that place suddenly had to terminate the lease because he had to move back into the room
<joelteon> (he was planning on staying in asia for a few months)
<joelteon> so i had to evac by jan 20
<joelteon> so now all my worldly possessions are in a uhaul van parked on the side of the street next to girlfriend's house
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<ec> are you staying with her, then?
<joelteon> yeah
<joelteon> i'm craigslisting my balls off
<ec> also dear god lol, I know the worldly-posessions-in-a-uhaul-wat-do-now feel
<purr> lol
<joelteon> it's her uncle's place and he doesn't really want me there, heh
<joelteon> so i need a place stat
<joelteon> and a cat friendly place too
<joelteon> because somehow this fucking girl convinced me to get a cat
<ec> wat even
<ec> I've been on IRC for all of an hour or something
<ec> and already drama :P
<joelteon> no drama really
<joelteon> not in here anyway
<joelteon> i'm not pissed at anyone here
* ec laughs
<ec> not like that
<ec> just, wow
<ec> weird few days.
* ec goes back to code and laughs at your peril
<joelteon> th-thanks ec
<joelteon> also while we were staying up last night since gf is manic and hanging out in bathroom since she was moisturizing because her skin is so terrible, she found out i have a bunch of edema in my right leg
<joelteon> and my patella is twisted
<joelteon> so i fucked my leg somehow
<ec> I've gotten waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too fast-and-loose with my git commands since I got compfortable with the reflog
<joelteon> yeah, speaking of reflogs
<ec> My every-day git usage involves constant force-resetting and rewriting history willy-nilly
<ec> in all sorts of convoluted ways
<ec> it feels unhealthy
<ec> is edema a kind of animal
<ec> can you eat it, or cook it and then eat it, or feed it to another animal that you can then eat
<ec> #usesforanimals
<joelteon> edema is extra tissue and fluid that shouldn't be there
<joelteon> it's just a little message left by your body
<joelteon> "something fucked up here"
<ec> ‘a little message’
<joelteon> talk to me, shinbone
<ec> now I'm picturing flesh sticky-notes, dripping of bodily fluid, slapped up all over my house, in unexpected locations
<joelteon> what kind of bodily fluid
<ec> (which I suppose is *any* location, when you're talking about a sticky-note made of human flesh.)
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<joelteon> rebooted