ELLIOTTCABLE changed the topic of #elliottcable to: a ρяєтту тєяяιвℓє cult
<ja> ec: zomg Paws! haha
<ja> is that still a thing?
<ec> mmhmm
<ec> I lazily work on it every now and again
<ec> I stopped pushing or advertising in any way a long time ago; officially, paws is dead
<ec> unofficially, I really *like* working on it, so I do so to clear my mind or excite myself for life again
<ec> also it's renamed but that's a not-very-well-kept secret :P
<ja> oooh
<ja> nice!
<ja> what's its new name?
<ja> you can tell me
<ja> i won't tell anyone
<ja> promise!
<alexgordon> sup ec
<ja> hi alexgordon
<alexgordon> hi ja
<ja> rewrie `drag` plz lolololol
<purr> lolololol
<ja> +t
<alexgordon> wtf is drag
<alexgordon> I think this is the culmination of a long game of chinese whispers
<ja> hahaha
<ja> yeah
<ja> `drag` was the shit
<ja> fuck, it was so good
<alexgordon> yeah but what is it
<alexgordon> I'm at least 85% sure I didn't write it now
<ja> a cli utility for initiating cocoa drag and drop sessions
<ec> alexgordon: paws is up
<ja> so like `drag somefile` and then you click anywhere to drop it
<ec> actually, rewriting Zgen from the ground up because it annoyed me, is up
<ec> but overall, ignoring tonight's yak, Paws is up
<ec> feel free to read my deranged ramblings
<alexgordon> some things never change
<ec> they may not be as entertaining as that time I was high as a kite on IRC, but they're still probably worth a few laughs :3
<pikajude> fun fact, you can't uninstall the osx command line tools on el capitan without booting into recovery mode and disabling rootless
<pikajude> which i think is the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard
<alexgordon> ec: what've you been up to for the past few years?
<ec> pikajude: rootless is ouch
<ec> alexgordon: life. not much compute ring.
<pikajude> rootless is usually not annoying, but boy it sure is when i'm trying to modify my system
<ec> occasional Paws'ing whenever I got depressed enough to spend time sitting in front of a computer.
<ec> pikajude: rootless is *especially* annoying when ‘rebooting’ involves a fifteen-minute song-and-dance with an old non-Retina apple Cinema Display that I have to pull out of the closet
<ec> because OS X's bootloader doesn't support Retina ಠ_ಠ
<alexgordon> TIL ec has retina displays in his closet
<ec> non-Retina
<alexgordon> er
<ec> I sold most of my screens and bought some shitty Dell 4k's on sale, so I could have a hidpi desktop
<alexgordon> yeah
<ec> but I kept one because of this dumb bootloader shit
<alexgordon> lol
<purr> lol
<ec> you can't boot an OS X machine with only hiDPI screens attached
<ec> meanwhile: I have a *lot* of shit in my closet
* alexgordon won't ask
<ja> wat! it doesn't support retina?!
<ja> wtf
<pikajude> ec: idk what you're talking about
<pikajude> i boot my laptop all the time
<ec> pikajude: sorry, non-Apple-branded-hiDPI-screens
<ja> lol nice closet, ec
<ja> yeah, me too
<ja> oh
<ec> I reflexively refer to hiDPI as “Retina.” just realized how confusing that is in this context :P
<alexgordon> your closet is very neat
<ja> pikajude: just curious: why would you want to uninstall the command line tools?
<ec> alexgordon: my everything is very neat. I can be extremely OCD sometimes.
<pikajude> ja: i have a separate solution
<pikajude> i was testing something for a friend
<alexgordon> ec: I'm currently sitting on the only bit of the floor that doesn't have anything on it
<ja> pikajude: ah, i see
<ja> ec: “Products”? “Supplies”? o.o
<ec> alexgordon: I still picture you as a gangly redhead 26-year-old
<alexgordon> LOL
<purr> LOL
<alexgordon> I have brown hair...
<ec> nope
<ec> redhead
<ec> -Alex
<ec> -alex
<ec> -alexgordon
<purr> ec: Could not find `khaleesi`.
<alexgordon> blond?
<ec> -blonde
<ja> any of you guys use mosh?
<ec> man factoids toy are failing me today
<ec> -what @ ja
<purr> <judofyr> elliottcable: what's up with sephr and OMFG, or whatever it was called again?
<ja> I think I'm sufficiently semidrunk to redo my entire model layer now
<ec> OMFG
<ja> judofyr O.O
<ja> is he also a member of this cult?
<alexgordon> ec: you know, I was so sure that ja was going to ask me to join OFTN
<ec> ja: many, many influential individuals have, at one point, participated in this purr-party
<ec> I won't *say* that #ELLIOTTCABLE is the illuminati, but ...
<alexgordon> <nej> are you alexgordon?
<alexgordon> <alexgordon> ...yes?
<alexgordon> <nej> would you like to take a free personality test?
<ec> i lol'd so hard
<purr> lol
<ec> alexgordon: ja is Jakob Alminde
<ec> pretty sure you've retweeted me retweeting him at least once
<ja> wtf is OFTN
<ja> ec: … o.o
<ja> you've never retweeted anything I've tweeted, ec
<ja> I think
<alexgordon> ja: it's too stupid to explain
<ja> no one ever retweets me :<
<alexgordon> there's this kid, sephr
<ja> alexgordon: yeah?
<alexgordon> he started this "secret society" which is really a github organisation
<alexgordon> if you're invited to join, you can have the great priviledge of handing over your open source projects to them
<alexgordon> man I even feel stupider after explaining it
<ja> hahaha wtf
<ja> that sounds ridiculous
<alexgordon> he was always pestering me to join the org, then when I said no he added me anyway, and then pestered me to join their IRC channel
<ja> why would you think I was gonna ask you to join it? :<
<alexgordon> dunno, cause he was asking me all the time in here
<ja> oh jeez, he's been in here…
<ja> how horrific
<ja> >.< I think my 6s is broken
<ja> sigh… if only there were real competitors to Apple…
<ec> 7:37 PM <ja> wtf is OFTN
<ec> 7:38 PM <alexgordon> ja: it's too stupid to explain
<ec> ja: who's been in here? how horrific?
<ja> :D
<ec> and yeah, I'm pretty sure OFTN counts as a spin-off as #ELLIOTTCABLE
<ec> :P
<ja> ec: the OFTN guy was here, according to alexgordon
<ja> really?
<ec> at least, eli was in here before it existed; and he was a regular here before he made that his home :P
<ec> haven't seen him in a while tho. he still occasionally trolls me over snapchat about Android Master Race things.
<ja> LOL R U ON DA SNAPS M8
<purr> LOL
* ja adds ec immediately
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<ec> dead pixels on my display ಠ_ಠ
<ja> oh no :<
<ja> wat, you can get the radius of a UITouch
<ja> since iOS 8!
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<ja> ec: which phone do you use?
<ec> iPhone 6S
<ja> alright
<ja> I wish they'd make the home screen landscape-capable on not only the 6s Plus
<gkatsev> eligrey is still in this channel
<eligrey> i'll admit that tsmc's current silicon is slightly better than the stuff in my s6
<eligrey> but iphones can't touch this amoled
<eligrey> amoled goodness
<eligrey> and developer friendliness
<eligrey> gkatsev: oh that wasn't even about iphones lol
<purr> lol
<eligrey> you're referring to oftn?
<gkatsev> I was replying to ec/ja about you and oftn, yes
<ec> gah your names are both the same puke-green shade
<ec> *that's* confusing, irccloud
<eligrey> alexgordon: apache is dumb for the same exact reason then
<ec> writing so much zsh script, right now
<alexgordon> sup eligrey
<ec> CHANGESHAS=(${(f)"$(shasum -a 256 ${ZGEN_RESET_ON_CHANGE})"})
<ec> WHAT'S THAT EVEN DO
<ec> DOES ANYBODY KNOW
<ec> I JUST WROTE IT AND I DON'T KNOW
<eligrey> also you willingly joined oftn
<alexgordon> I did not
* ec gently chides eligrey
<eligrey> i have the chat logs
<ec> consent is important, eligrey
<alexgordon> NO MEANS NO
<eligrey> actually wait no you, i'm thinking of alexis sellier
<gkatsev> I'm supposedly part of oftn, still no idea what it really is
<ec> I miss cloudhead ;_;
<eligrey> oftn doesn't need you alexgordon
<ec> it doesn't need you alexgordon
<eligrey> wait not*
<ec> conversely, I *definitely* need you, alexgordon
<ec> in particular, I have a bag of gold coins, deep in a dangerous tomb …
<eligrey> alexgordon: oftn's not-special uninterests group would like you to donate all of your source code to the greater good that is oftn though
<ec> come back and tell me when OFTN has a PAC.
<eligrey> is there an ec pac?
<ec> I can't disclose that information.
<eligrey> you're legally required to, so thanks for the confirmation that you have no pac
<alexgordon> LOL
<purr> LOL
* eligrey starts his pac in advance
<eligrey> i accept donations in the form of source
<ja> I need you too, alexgordon
<ja> and `drag`
<alexgordon> ec: is actually larry lessig
<ec> if it existed, and was registered to #ELLIOTTCABLE as an institution, I would indeed have to.
<eligrey> alexgordon: oh you made that text editor right?
<ec> but that doesn't bear on whether another organization of which I am a member or representative has its' own.
<alexgordon> eligrey: lol
<alexgordon> yeah I made that text editor
<ec> don't fuck with me, I'm dating a lawyer now.
<ec> this means I know everything. ;)
<alexgordon> ec is dating a human?
<ec> the last *three* were humans
<ec> come on, man, that was *one time*
<eligrey> alexgordon: i just googled your text editor and it doesnt seem to have a preview scrollbar like sublime
<alexgordon> eligrey: this correct
<eligrey> why should i even bother without that scrollbar goodness?
<ec> people actually *use* sublime?
<ja> what do you use, ec?
<eligrey> don't you realize how cool that scrollbar is?
<alexgordon> eligrey: actually I hate it
<eligrey> you people are insane
<ja> I don't really get that preview scrollbar either
<eligrey> this is why i made my own channel
<ja> sure, it looks cool, like a mini map in a game or something
<ec> yep, it's horrible
<eligrey> it's actually useful though
<alexgordon> eligrey: I was going to make my own, but in order to do that I would have had to port some PHP code to C++
<alexgordon> eligrey: so I figured the only way I'm doing THAT is if I outsource it to india
<eligrey> chocolat is written in php?
<ja> ec: TextMate 2?
<alexgordon> eligreyno
<alexgordon> lol
<purr> lol
<eligrey> why would you have to port php?
<alexgordon> eligrey: reasons
<ja> PHP dekstop apps ftw
<eligrey> why would you even bother burning your eyes looking at that shit
<alexgordon> eligrey: the syntax highlighter doesn't parse the whole document
<ec> oh lord I just opened the documentation for `typeset` in zsh
<alexgordon> eligrey: so it would have needed a totally new syntax highlighter just for that
<ec> regret it *strongly*
<eligrey> if i'm forced to use php i'm going to blindly accept and run your code
<eligrey> i will not open the file
<alexgordon> eligrey: there are a bunch for PHP
<ec> ja: huh?
<eligrey> (protip: this is how you spearphish eligrey)
<alexgordon> eligrey: so my plan was to port an existing PHP-based syntax highlighter to C++
<alexgordon> then I could run it in an xpc service
<ec> ja: vim, yo, come *on* man
<alexgordon> I did start trying to port one, but it was so mindnumbingly horrible that I gave up
<ec> TextMate is so 2011
<ec> ;)
<ja> lol of course, ec
<ec> anybody here much of a shell-scripter?
<ja> yeah, neovim looks cool
<ec> NeoVim 1.0! :D
<eligrey> ec you used to be a vim fanatic
<ja> but TextMate 2! :<
<ec> wtf tho Zsh, wtf
<ec> go donate! go donate!
<ja> I'm sure you're the only one masochistic enough, ec
<ec> neovim :>
<ec> I actually really, really like shell-scripting
<ec> or am I the only one masochistic enough?
<eligrey> what happened
<alexgordon> wow $3k per month!
<ja> but Neovim is TUI-only, right?
<alexgordon> that's almost enough to hire an intern!
<ec> eligrey: … still am? what do you mean, what happened?
<ec> ja: not for long
<ja> ec: o.o will it have a Cocoa GUI? a good one?
<ja> I could get behind that
<eligrey> oops misread ja
<ja> if it was really Cocoa-y
<eligrey> stop having the same color usernames
<ec> ja: nah
<eligrey> i thought you just said textmate 2 was good
<ec> anyway, MacVim is great
* eligrey 's opinion of ec has been restored
<ec> cocoa is just … inherently incompatible with vim, imho
<alexgordon> ja: have you tried chocolat? trolololo
<purr> trolololo
<ja> ec: can I invite a friend who you don't know to this channel? I think he could benefit from it
<ec> OS X UI assumptions and patterns just aren't very modal-friendly, period
<ec> ja: sure ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<ja> alexgordon: I have! A very little bit.
<ja> I liked it and ought to give it another try
<ec> eligrey: restored to derision? :P
<ja> ec: :< what then, if not a Cocoa GUI?
<ec> ELLIOTTCABLE: “don't fuck with me, I'm dating a lawyer now.” wat.
<purr> beep.
<ec> I'm disappointed in all of you
<eligrey> who here loves the windows wifi direct api, windows l2cap api, and windows audio device driver apis?
<eligrey> eligrey is hiring
<ja> GTK, ah…
<eligrey> the* windows
<ec> that's like having to fav your own tweet because nobody got it but it was damned-well funny anyway
<ec> -what @ ja
<purr> <darkf> no you're bad for other reasons
<ec> -what
<purr> <joelteon> butts
<alexgordon> ec: oh wait a LAWYER. so you're _not_ dating a human
<ec> -what
<purr> <glowcoil> nanosleep wins the award for cutest function name of the year
<ec> glowcoil!
<ec> glowcoil is equally cool in person, fyCi
<ja> srsly what is -what
<ja> I understand nothing
<alexgordon> -what
<purr> <whitequark> oh fuck. the acid is kicking in. COPPER CRYSTALS EVERYWHERE. THEY'RE GROWING.
<ja> and why is ec quoting himself
<alexgordon> -what
<purr> <alexgordon> nuck: elliottcable was going to bloody my anus, but then he refused because he didn't want to explain time travel again
<ja> and prefixing it with “ELLIOTTCABLE:”
<ja> -what
<purr> <elliottcable> I must be drunk. I've spent the last N hours *styling my debugging output.*
<alexgordon> ja: once upon a time this was an active channel
<alexgordon> ja: we recorded some of the best moments into -what
<alexgordon> ja: and now we sit around replaying them
<ec> … yeah basically what alexgordon said
<alexgordon> :'(
<ja> hahaha that's… yeah-uhh…
<ja> I lol'd out loud
<purr> lol
<ja> yes, purr
* ec pats purr
* purr rrr
<ja> so what does -what @ nick do?
<ja> save?
<ec> nothing, just me annoying you :P
<ja> lolwtf
<ja> ec: I assume you're ELLIOTTCABLE on Snapchat?
<ec> don't do this, because it'll annoy me if you fill my bot with unfunny things,
<ec> you save the last message somebody sent by replying to them with “wat.”
<ec> i.e. “ja: wat.” will cause “<ja> ec: I assume you're ELLIOTTCABLE on Snapchat?” to be saved
<ec> see? simple.
<ja> LOLWUT
<ec> exactly
<ja> I'll try not to fill up your bot
<ec> ja: what.
<purr> beep.
<ec> the point is for anything that'd make a great non-sequitur.
<ec> -what
<purr> <elliottcable> hey dnyy come be a huge faggot with me
<ja> yeah, alright, that's actually a pretty good trigger for it
<ec> -what
<purr> <othiym23> why does JS hate Vietnamese?
* ec laughs
<ec> oh, man
<ja> -what
<purr> <nuck> gq: So basically you pooped on ELLIOTTCABLE?
<ja> -help
<purr> ja: You're beyond help.
<ja> :<
<ec> I found out Forrest (othiym23, npm maintainer) went to Knox College
<ec> the same school my lawyer's at
<ec> I lost my shiiiiittttt
<ec> also fun fact &yet is a cult
<ec> for real tho
<alexgordon> how old are you ec?
<ec> 26
<ja> ec was never assigned an age
<ec> Coercive aging?
<ja> ec: 26 point what?
<ec> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<ec> I play my birthday pretty close to my chest.
<ja> ʘ‿ʘ
<ec> I change it on every service every year. ish. :P
<ja> fair enough
<ja> haha, nice
<ec> literally maybe half a dozen people alive know my birthday, and two of those were *there* for it, so
<ja> how old are you, alexgordon?
<alexgordon> yes
<ja> and would you like to join OFTN?
<alexgordon> NO FUCKING NO
<ec> alexgordon plays his birthday pretty close to his chest.
<ja> alruit, alruit :3
<ec> He changes it on every service every year. ish. :P
<ec> literally maybe half a dozen people alive know his birthday, and two of those were *there* for it, so
<ja> maybe I should try that and I'd feel less old
<alexgordon> ec: actually I revealed it a couple of months ago. BUT NOT TO YOU
<ec> (I was one of those people)
<ec> YES ALEXGORDON, I AM YOUR FATHER
<ja> ec: real question: does your iPhone 6s rattle when you shake it?
<ec> Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
<ec> ja: wat.
<purr> beep.
<ec> no. no, it does not rattle, ja.
<ja> :<
<ja> I think I broke mine then
<ja> by dropping it half a foot
<ec> danpalmer: hi
<ja> SEE! I'M USING IMPERIAL UNITS
<alexgordon> ja: my iphone 5 rattled, still does
<ja> BECAUSE OF YOU BASTARDS
<alexgordon> ja: my 6s, however, does not
<ja> >.>
<ja> <.<
<ja> alexgordon: alright. thanks. fuck.
<alexgordon> it does make a sound when you 3d touch the screen really hard
<alexgordon> I like to think of it like it's screaming
<ja> :|
<ja> you're probably doing it too hard
<ja> *way* too hard
<alexgordon> no no
<alexgordon> you know peek and pop?
<ja> yes
<alexgordon> peek is ok, but pop makes a sound
<alexgordon> if I press at the bottom of the screen
<alexgordon> I think it's just a bit weak
<ec> nobody here except alexgordon uses imperial units
<ec> they are the dumbest units
<ec> what is an ‘inch’
<ec> what the hell is the point of an inch
<ja> agreed
<alexgordon> ?
<ec> is it the distance an inchworm moves with each scrunch?
<alexgordon> did I say inch?
<ja> lol
<ec> if so, *which* inchworm?
<purr> lol
<ec> alexgordon: definitely your fault, I checked
<ja> standard-sized inchworms
<ec> alexgordon: entire Imperial system; signed, alexgordon
<ec> (is the Universal Standard Inchworm stored in a vault, somewhere?)
<alexgordon> lol well you know in britain we measure weight in "stones"
<alexgordon> DOUBLE IMPERIAL
<ec> (is there someone whose job it is to ensure its' well-being?)
<ec> “So, what do you do?” “Oh, I feed the inch.”
<ja> (I hope so)
<alexgordon> 1 stone = 6.35 kg
<ja> what's with the “its'”, ec? I'm curious
<ec> DOUBLE IMPERIAL
<ec> (PALE ALE)
<ec> (yep brb getting a beer)
<ja> I was under the impression that it's spelt “its”
<ec> ja: oh, I fuck up its alllll the time
<ja> PALE ALE FTW
<ec> it's literally the single most annoying thing in the English language
<ec> …SEE? SEE
<ja> no way, it's fine! it's just “its”! it's easy!
<alexgordon> its makes no sense as a word
<alexgordon> its posessive, it's non-posessive
<ja> yeah, well
<alexgordon> surely they should both be it's
<ja> if only we had another character to use for contractions
<ec> oh, New Belgium <'3
<ec> I haven't had beer in forrrever until last night
<ec> forgot it existed basically
<ec> hey remember that time I demonstrated my creativity by coming up with like 20,000 dick puns
<alexgordon> yeah!
<ec> REDUX: THE OTHER GENDER
<ec> - jilling off
<alexgordon> you started at A
<alexgordon> and worked to Z
<ec> - dialing the rotary phone
<ec> - fanning the fur
<ec> - checking the undercarriage
<ja> fuck, it's late and I haven't refactored a single model yet
<ec> okay I'm just stealing these from the Internet. but still,
<ec> seriously, “ménage à moi”
<ec> paddling the pink canoe!
<ec> - knitting
<alexgordon> amatripsis
<alexgordon> is a cool word
<alexgordon> "see-if-the-baby's-home" ... I am now weirded out
<ja> “rubbing the nubbin” ^_^
<ja> “amatripsis: The practice of female masturbation by rubbing the labia-majora together.” lal wat
<ec> these are amazing, alexgordon
<alexgordon> "one hand clapping"
<alexgordon> HAHA
<ec> spelunking, tho
<ja> tweaking-the-little-man-in-the-boat :x
<ec> digitizing!
<ja> haha
<ja> clitorize!
<ec> pulling some navel maneuvers
* ec parting the petals
<ec> okay done
<ec> thank you so much for that
<ja> anyone know how I can detect if I'm behind an involuntary HTTP proxy?
<ja> I think this dude's LAN has Squid set up
<ja> for something
<ja> probably for surveilling me
<ja> whoops, this isn't google; brb
<pikajude> wow, people talking in #elliottcable
<pikajude> throwback
<ja> lol, hi, pikajude
<purr> lol
<pikajude> hi
<purr> pikajude: hi!
<ja> what's with purr and “lol”? is it to dissuade people from saying “lol”?
<ja> pikajude: you a mac dev?
<pikajude> more or less
<ja> nice
<ja> so what do you develop?
<pikajude> i'm making a primarily-linux package manager usable on osx
<pikajude> which is neat
<pikajude> in a depressing way
<ec> pikajude: <3
<pikajude> ec: <3
<ec> ja: purr's pseudo-intelligent
<ec> for instance, if you misgender them, they might get a little upset
<ja> pikajude: which package manager?
<ec> actually shit, I don't really know what all purr does
<ec> but that's usually the case
<pikajude> ja: nix
<ec> pikajude: y tho
<ja> haha
<pikajude> ec: ?
<ja> purr: you're a little girl, aren't you? >:3
<ec> purr's usually a catgirl
<purr> ec: suck my cock. (relevant: because I have one)
* ja shrugs
<purr> ¯\(º_o)/¯
<eligrey> would anyone object to me using the nick eg?
<ec> … ow
<ec> okay maybe not
<ja> lolwtf
<purr> lolwtf
<ec> jesus christ
<eligrey> 2 letter names seem to be all the rage now
ja is now known as JA
<JA> YES
<JA> IT IS
ec is now known as EC
<EC> MINE IS BETTER
eligrey is now known as EG
<EG> oh come on who the fuck registereed eg
<EC> ∴ e.g. abc
<EG> i doubt their name was even eli grey
<EG> probably evan grumpypants
<EC> man i'm so tipsy
* EC pats EG
EG is now known as Guest62050
<EC> hahhhhhahah
Guest62050 is now known as eligrey
<eligrey> fuck you eg
<eligrey> -NickServ- Last seen : (about 3 weeks ago)
<eligrey> so i guess they at least use freenode
<eligrey> -NickServ- Registered : Jan 24 19:44:29 2014 (1y 38w 4d ago)
<eligrey> so i could've GROUPed eg years ago
JA is now known as ja
<ja> i was using uppercase before it was cool, yos ¬.¬
EC is now known as ec
<ec> purr's got several nicks
<ec> -nick idk
<ec> I know purr changes nicks; but I don't recall what the command is to get her to actually *do* so is ...
<purr> ec: ... get *his* to
<ec> (fail, purr. go to your room)
<ja> -rename
<ja> -name
<ja> -hurpdurp
<ec> you wouldn't be able to, purr isn't very trusting of newcomers
<ec> -commands
<purr> ec: Valid commands are: --, -34, -best, -btc, -commands, -countdown, -dequeue, -dick, -factoid, -find, -forget, -g, -hates, -learn, -listening, -loves, -play, -purr, -queue, -sol, -song, -start, -stop, -topic, -twister, -uncode, -what, -whohates, -wholoves
<ec> oh lord oh lord oh lord
<ec> no please don't please don't
<ja> o.o
<ja> -dick
<purr> ja: no. fuck you.
<ja> right.
* ec laughs
* ja doesn't dare try any of the rest
* ec laughs harder
* ec hugs purr tightly
* purr rrrrrr
<ec> happies
<ja> -g who is elliott cable and why is he so drunk
<purr> ja: E.T. Movie - The 80s Movies Rewind <http://www.fast-rewind.com/et.htm>
<ja> nice
<eligrey> -whohates elliottcable
<purr> eligrey: elliottcable is hated by Nuck, gqbrielle, darkf, and everybody.
<eligrey> -whohates ec
<purr> eligrey: ec is hated by no one :)
<ja> --
<purr> Let it be known that ja hates .
<eligrey> -whohates eligrey
<purr> eligrey: eligrey is hated by no one :)
<ja> o.o
<ja> “and everybody”, haha
<eligrey> -wholoves elliottcable
<purr> eligrey: elliottcable is loved by devyn, devyn, alexgordon, locks, micahjohnston, sephr, IamTash, incomprehensibly, gqbe, mix, vil, little_boys, brr, whitequark, ugly_people, jessicard, cuttle, nexxy, gq, and gq.
<eligrey> what i don't remember loving you
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<sephr> elliottcable--
<purr> Let it be known that sephr is indifferent to elliottcable.
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<ja> -loves ja
<purr> ja: ja doesn't love anything :(
<eligrey> -loves sephr
<purr> eligrey: sephr loves Ronald Jenkees, Nuck, vil, non-crazy non-remy hot people, and oftn-bot.
<eligrey> lol past eligrey
<purr> lol
<eligrey> i have no idea what non-remy is
<ja> -g what is non-remy
<ja> i can't even
<eligrey> maybe remy was a ##paws user i hated
<eligrey> though i have zero recollection of this, just a guess
<ja> i should work
<ja> or try at least
<ja> bai guise
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<jajo> hej
<jajo> nu prøver jeg textual
<jajo> wtf
<jajo> I guess I could get used to this… Maybe…
<jajo> maybe later…
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<ja> what an idiot
<ja> talking to himself like that
<ja> and in a weird language
<ja> i mean what the hell even is ‘ø’?!
<ja> ^______^
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<ja> alexgordon: how do i chocolat
<ja> i dont even
<ja> and i cant even
<alexgordon> ?
<ja> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<alexgordon> well
<alexgordon> you start by downloading it
<alexgordon> then... opening it
<alexgordon> :P
<ja> feature request: dark mode sidebars
<ja> yeah, i did that
<ja> but then it says “alexgordon didn't give you a free license so you have to look at this notice in the title bar until you buy me”
<alexgordon> don't worry, after the trial expires it gets more annoying
<ja> oh no
<ja> do you plan on dark mode sidebars, alexgordon?
<ja> that'd be really sweet-looking, I imagine
<alexgordon> um
<alexgordon> well I tried it
<alexgordon> and I couldn't get it to look good
<alexgordon> in photoshop
<ja> hmpf
<ja> what was the main problem?
<alexgordon> it's gotta look good :P
<alexgordon> more importantly the whole source list is a hack since yosemite, cause apple added all this "vibrancy" shit
<alexgordon> which I had to use serious hax to work around
<alexgordon> SERIOUS HAX
<alexgordon> so I'm not sure how much of it I can really change
<ja> yeah, but I mean, why didn't it look good? due to the icons on a dark background, primarily, or what?
<ja> oh
<ja> yeah
<ja> vibrancy, mmmmh
<ja> delicious
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<ec> morning all
<ec> ja: what is jajo
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<ja> hi ec
<ja> you late-riser you
<ja> jajo was my attempt at using textual
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<pikajude> hey team
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<pikajude> still nixing it up
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<ec> o7 all
<ja> hoi daar
<pikajude> hi
<purr> pikajude: hi!
<pikajude> sup purr
<ja> hi pikajude
<pikajude> hey there
<pikajude> i'm interacting with an API that accepts HTTP headers and it is case-sensitive on their names
<pikajude> since node.js's request library converts header names to lowercase before sending them, i cannot possibly get a successful response
<pikajude> feeling a bit undercut
<ja> >.< that sucks
<ja> you can monkey patch the request lib to not convert them?
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<pikajude> lol
<purr> lol
<ja> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
<pikajude> good old javascript
<pikajude> there's nothing quite like it
<ljharb> it's the best
<ljharb> i'm sure request has an option to not lowercase header names, fwiw
<pikajude> if it does, it's not documented
<pikajude> and you mean http.js, right
<pikajude> but hey, props to node. this is the first time something other than it has caused me rage in this project
<pikajude> unless npm counts
<ljharb> not as part of JS, but npm is awesome too :-D
<pikajude> gives me shivers
<pikajude> like when you touch a sea cucumber
<ljharb> it's the best package manager in wide usage
<ljharb> (i only added the last part because apparently Nix and Rust's package managers are decent)
<pikajude> nix *is* the package manager
<ljharb> ok well, setting aside nix and rust, npm's the best :-)
<ljharb> i don't use those so i can't compare
<pikajude> heh
<pikajude> thing about nix is that it's a replacement for every other package manager
<pikajude> whether in development or in distribution context
<pikajude> except it can't replace npm in development because of all the weird shit npm does
<pikajude> watching law and order: svu on nbc's website because i forgot my friend's netflix login
<pikajude> aaaand
<pikajude> 360p, shit audio quality and ads
<pikajude> i wonder why people keep using streaming services
* ja needs to look into nix, it sounds like
<ja> dunno, pikajude
<ja> i think apple music is pretty nice
<pikajude> well audio is easy to stream isn't it
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