2015-09-21 05:21
ELLIOTTCABLE changed the topic of #elliottcable to: a ρяєтту тєяяιвℓє cult
00:07
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ja >
ec: zomg Paws! haha
00:07
<
ja >
is that still a thing?
00:09
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ec >
I lazily work on it every now and again
00:09
<
ec >
I stopped pushing or advertising in any way a long time ago; officially, paws is dead
00:10
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ec >
unofficially, I really
*like* working on it, so I do so to clear my mind or excite myself for life again
00:10
<
ec >
also it's renamed but that's a not-very-well-kept secret :P
00:10
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ja >
what's its new name?
00:10
<
ja >
you can tell me
00:11
<
ja >
i won't tell anyone
00:12
<
alexgordon >
sup ec
00:13
<
ja >
rewrie `drag` plz lolololol
00:14
<
alexgordon >
wtf is drag
00:14
<
alexgordon >
I think this is the culmination of a long game of chinese whispers
00:15
<
ja >
`drag` was the shit
00:15
<
ja >
fuck, it was so good
00:16
<
alexgordon >
yeah but what is it
00:16
<
alexgordon >
I'm at least 85% sure I didn't write it now
00:17
<
ja >
a cli utility for initiating cocoa drag and drop sessions
00:17
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ec >
alexgordon: paws is up
00:17
<
ja >
so like `drag somefile` and then you click anywhere to drop it
00:17
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ec >
actually, rewriting Zgen from the ground up because it annoyed me, is up
00:18
<
ec >
but overall, ignoring tonight's yak, Paws is up
00:18
<
ec >
feel free to read my deranged ramblings
00:18
<
alexgordon >
some things never change
00:18
<
ec >
they may not be as entertaining as that time I was high as a kite on IRC, but they're still probably worth a few laughs :3
00:18
<
pikajude >
fun fact, you can't uninstall the osx command line tools on el capitan without booting into recovery mode and disabling rootless
00:18
<
pikajude >
which i think is the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard
00:18
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alexgordon >
ec: what've you been up to for the past few years?
00:19
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ec >
pikajude: rootless is ouch
00:19
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ec >
alexgordon: life. not much compute ring.
00:19
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pikajude >
rootless is usually not annoying, but boy it sure is when i'm trying to modify my system
00:19
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ec >
occasional Paws'ing whenever I got depressed enough to spend time sitting in front of a computer.
00:20
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ec >
pikajude: rootless is
*especially* annoying when ‘rebooting’ involves a fifteen-minute song-and-dance with an old non-Retina apple Cinema Display that I have to pull out of the closet
00:20
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ec >
because OS X's bootloader doesn't support Retina ಠ_ಠ
00:21
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alexgordon >
TIL ec has retina displays in his closet
00:21
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ec >
I sold most of my screens and bought some shitty Dell 4k's on sale, so I could have a hidpi desktop
00:22
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ec >
but I kept one because of this dumb bootloader shit
00:22
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ec >
you can't boot an OS X machine with only hiDPI screens attached
00:22
<
ec >
meanwhile: I have a
*lot* of shit in my closet
00:23
* alexgordon
won't ask
00:23
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ja >
wat! it doesn't support retina?!
00:23
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pikajude >
ec: idk what you're talking about
00:23
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pikajude >
i boot my laptop all the time
00:24
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ec >
pikajude: sorry, non-Apple-branded-hiDPI-screens
00:24
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ja >
lol nice closet, ec
00:24
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ec >
I reflexively refer to hiDPI as “Retina.” just realized how confusing that is in this context :P
00:24
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alexgordon >
your closet is very neat
00:24
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ja >
pikajude: just curious: why would you want to uninstall the command line tools?
00:25
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ec >
alexgordon: my everything is very neat. I can be extremely OCD sometimes.
00:25
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pikajude >
ja: i have a separate solution
00:25
<
pikajude >
i was testing something for a friend
00:25
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alexgordon >
ec: I'm currently sitting on the only bit of the floor that doesn't have anything on it
00:25
<
ja >
pikajude: ah, i see
00:25
<
ja >
ec: “Products”? “Supplies”? o.o
00:26
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ec >
alexgordon: I still picture you as a gangly redhead 26-year-old
00:26
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alexgordon >
I have brown hair...
00:26
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purr >
ec: Could not find `khaleesi`.
00:27
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alexgordon >
blond?
00:27
<
ja >
any of you guys use mosh?
00:28
<
ec >
man factoids toy are failing me today
00:28
<
purr >
<judofyr> elliottcable: what's up with sephr and OMFG, or whatever it was called again?
00:28
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ja >
I think I'm sufficiently semidrunk to redo my entire model layer now
00:29
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ja >
is he also a member of this cult?
00:31
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alexgordon >
ec: you know, I was so sure that ja was going to ask me to join OFTN
00:32
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ec >
ja: many, many influential individuals have, at one point, participated in this purr-party
00:32
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ec >
I won't
*say* that #ELLIOTTCABLE is the illuminati, but ...
00:32
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alexgordon >
<nej> are you alexgordon?
00:32
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alexgordon >
<alexgordon> ...yes?
00:32
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alexgordon >
<nej> would you like to take a free personality test?
00:33
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ec >
i lol'd so hard
00:33
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ec >
alexgordon: ja is Jakob Alminde
00:33
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ec >
pretty sure you've retweeted me retweeting him at least once
00:37
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ja >
you've never retweeted anything I've tweeted, ec
00:38
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alexgordon >
ja: it's too stupid to explain
00:38
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ja >
no one ever retweets me :<
00:38
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alexgordon >
there's this kid, sephr
00:38
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ja >
alexgordon: yeah?
00:38
<
alexgordon >
he started this "secret society" which is really a github organisation
00:38
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alexgordon >
if you're invited to join, you can have the great priviledge of handing over your open source projects to them
00:40
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alexgordon >
man I even feel stupider after explaining it
00:40
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ja >
that sounds ridiculous
00:41
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alexgordon >
he was always pestering me to join the org, then when I said no he added me anyway, and then pestered me to join their IRC channel
00:41
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ja >
why would you think I was gonna ask you to join it? :<
00:42
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alexgordon >
dunno, cause he was asking me all the time in here
00:43
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ja >
oh jeez, he's been in here…
01:00
<
ja >
>.< I think my 6s is broken
01:00
<
ja >
sigh… if only there were real competitors to Apple…
01:46
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ec >
7:37 PM <ja> wtf is OFTN
01:46
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ec >
7:38 PM <alexgordon> ja: it's too stupid to explain
01:46
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ec >
ja: who's been in here? how horrific?
01:46
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ec >
and yeah, I'm pretty sure OFTN counts as a spin-off as #ELLIOTTCABLE
01:47
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ja >
ec: the OFTN guy was here, according to alexgordon
01:47
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ec >
at least, eli was in here before it existed; and he was a regular here before he made that his home :P
01:47
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ec >
haven't seen him in a while tho. he still occasionally trolls me over snapchat about Android Master Race things.
01:47
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ja >
LOL R U ON DA SNAPS M8
01:47
* ja
adds ec immediately
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02:08
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ec >
dead pixels on my display ಠ_ಠ
02:28
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ja >
wat, you can get the radius of a UITouch
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ja >
ec: which phone do you use?
02:35
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ja >
I wish they'd make the home screen landscape-capable on not only the 6s Plus
02:45
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gkatsev >
eligrey is still in this channel
02:46
<
eligrey >
i'll admit that tsmc's current silicon is slightly better than the stuff in my s6
02:46
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eligrey >
but iphones can't touch this amoled
02:46
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eligrey >
amoled goodness
02:46
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eligrey >
and developer friendliness
02:48
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eligrey >
gkatsev: oh that wasn't even about iphones lol
02:48
<
eligrey >
you're referring to oftn?
02:48
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gkatsev >
I was replying to ec/ja about you and oftn, yes
02:48
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ec >
gah your names are both the same puke-green shade
02:49
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ec >
*that's* confusing, irccloud
02:49
<
eligrey >
alexgordon: apache is dumb for the same exact reason then
02:49
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ec >
writing so much zsh script, right now
02:49
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alexgordon >
sup eligrey
02:49
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ec >
CHANGESHAS=(${(f)"$(shasum -a 256 ${ZGEN_RESET_ON_CHANGE})"})
02:49
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ec >
WHAT'S THAT EVEN DO
02:49
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ec >
DOES ANYBODY KNOW
02:49
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ec >
I JUST WROTE IT AND I DON'T KNOW
02:49
<
eligrey >
also you willingly joined oftn
02:49
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alexgordon >
I did not
02:49
* ec
gently chides eligrey
02:49
<
eligrey >
i have the chat logs
02:49
<
ec >
consent is important, eligrey
02:49
<
alexgordon >
NO MEANS NO
02:50
<
eligrey >
actually wait no you, i'm thinking of alexis sellier
02:50
<
gkatsev >
I'm supposedly part of oftn, still no idea what it really is
02:50
<
ec >
I miss cloudhead ;_;
02:50
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eligrey >
oftn doesn't need you alexgordon
02:50
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ec >
it doesn't need you alexgordon
02:50
<
eligrey >
wait not*
02:50
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ec >
conversely, I
*definitely* need you, alexgordon
02:50
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ec >
in particular, I have a bag of gold coins, deep in a dangerous tomb …
02:51
<
eligrey >
alexgordon: oftn's not-special uninterests group would like you to donate all of your source code to the greater good that is oftn though
02:51
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ec >
come back and tell me when OFTN has a PAC.
02:51
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eligrey >
is there an ec pac?
02:52
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ec >
I can't disclose that information.
02:52
<
eligrey >
you're legally required to, so thanks for the confirmation that you have no pac
02:52
* eligrey
starts his pac in advance
02:53
<
eligrey >
i accept donations in the form of source
02:53
<
ja >
I need you too, alexgordon
02:53
<
alexgordon >
ec: is actually larry lessig
02:54
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ec >
if it existed, and was registered to #ELLIOTTCABLE as an institution, I would indeed have to.
02:54
<
eligrey >
alexgordon: oh you made that text editor right?
02:54
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ec >
but that doesn't bear on whether another organization of which I am a member or representative has its' own.
02:54
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alexgordon >
eligrey: lol
02:54
<
alexgordon >
yeah I made that text editor
02:54
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ec >
don't fuck with me, I'm dating a lawyer now.
02:54
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ec >
this means I know everything. ;)
02:54
<
alexgordon >
ec is dating a human?
02:55
<
ec >
the last
*three* were humans
02:55
<
ec >
come on, man, that was
*one time*
02:55
<
eligrey >
alexgordon: i just googled your text editor and it doesnt seem to have a preview scrollbar like sublime
02:55
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alexgordon >
eligrey: this correct
02:55
<
eligrey >
why should i even bother without that scrollbar goodness?
02:55
<
ec >
people actually
*use* sublime?
02:55
<
ja >
what do you use, ec?
02:55
<
eligrey >
don't you realize how cool that scrollbar is?
02:55
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alexgordon >
eligrey: actually I hate it
02:56
<
eligrey >
you people are insane
02:56
<
ja >
I don't really get that preview scrollbar either
02:56
<
eligrey >
this is why i made my own channel
02:56
<
ja >
sure, it looks cool, like a mini map in a game or something
02:56
<
ec >
yep, it's horrible
02:56
<
eligrey >
it's actually useful though
02:56
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alexgordon >
eligrey: I was going to make my own, but in order to do that I would have had to port some PHP code to C++
02:57
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alexgordon >
eligrey: so I figured the only way I'm doing THAT is if I outsource it to india
02:57
<
eligrey >
chocolat is written in php?
02:57
<
ja >
ec: TextMate 2?
02:57
<
alexgordon >
eligreyno
02:57
<
eligrey >
why would you have to port php?
02:57
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alexgordon >
eligrey: reasons
02:57
<
ja >
PHP dekstop apps ftw
02:57
<
eligrey >
why would you even bother burning your eyes looking at that shit
02:57
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alexgordon >
eligrey: the syntax highlighter doesn't parse the whole document
02:58
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ec >
oh lord I just opened the documentation for `typeset` in zsh
02:58
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alexgordon >
eligrey: so it would have needed a totally new syntax highlighter just for that
02:58
<
ec >
regret it
*strongly*
02:58
<
eligrey >
if i'm forced to use php i'm going to blindly accept and run your code
02:58
<
eligrey >
i will not open the file
02:58
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alexgordon >
eligrey: there are a bunch for PHP
02:58
<
eligrey >
(protip: this is how you spearphish eligrey)
02:58
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alexgordon >
eligrey: so my plan was to port an existing PHP-based syntax highlighter to C++
02:59
<
alexgordon >
then I could run it in an xpc service
02:59
<
ec >
ja: vim, yo, come
*on* man
02:59
<
alexgordon >
I did start trying to port one, but it was so mindnumbingly horrible that I gave up
03:00
<
ec >
TextMate is so 2011
03:00
<
ja >
lol of course, ec
03:00
<
ec >
anybody here much of a shell-scripter?
03:00
<
ja >
yeah, neovim looks cool
03:00
<
ec >
NeoVim 1.0! :D
03:00
<
eligrey >
ec you used to be a vim fanatic
03:00
<
ja >
but TextMate 2! :<
03:00
<
ec >
wtf tho Zsh, wtf
03:00
<
ec >
go donate! go donate!
03:00
<
ja >
I'm sure you're the only one masochistic enough, ec
03:00
<
ec >
I actually really, really like shell-scripting
03:00
<
ec >
or am I the only one masochistic enough?
03:00
<
eligrey >
what happened
03:00
<
alexgordon >
wow $3k per month!
03:00
<
ja >
but Neovim is TUI-only, right?
03:00
<
alexgordon >
that's almost enough to hire an intern!
03:00
<
ec >
eligrey: … still am? what do you mean, what happened?
03:00
<
ec >
ja: not for long
03:00
<
ja >
ec: o.o will it have a Cocoa GUI? a good one?
03:01
<
ja >
I could get behind that
03:01
<
eligrey >
oops misread ja
03:01
<
ja >
if it was really Cocoa-y
03:01
<
eligrey >
stop having the same color usernames
03:01
<
eligrey >
i thought you just said textmate 2 was good
03:01
<
ec >
anyway, MacVim is great
03:01
* eligrey
's opinion of ec has been restored
03:01
<
ec >
cocoa is just … inherently incompatible with vim, imho
03:01
<
alexgordon >
ja: have you tried chocolat? trolololo
03:01
<
ja >
ec: can I invite a friend who you don't know to this channel? I think he could benefit from it
03:01
<
ec >
OS X UI assumptions and patterns just aren't very modal-friendly, period
03:01
<
ec >
ja: sure ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
03:02
<
ja >
alexgordon: I have! A very little bit.
03:02
<
ja >
I liked it and ought to give it another try
03:02
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ec >
eligrey: restored to derision? :P
03:02
<
ja >
ec: :< what then, if not a Cocoa GUI?
03:02
<
ec >
ELLIOTTCABLE: “don't fuck with me, I'm dating a lawyer now.” wat.
03:03
<
ec >
I'm disappointed in all of you
03:03
<
eligrey >
who here loves the windows wifi direct api, windows l2cap api, and windows audio device driver apis?
03:03
<
eligrey >
eligrey is hiring
03:03
<
eligrey >
the* windows
03:03
<
ec >
that's like having to fav your own tweet because nobody got it but it was damned-well funny anyway
03:03
<
purr >
<darkf> no you're bad for other reasons
03:03
<
purr >
<joelteon> butts
03:03
<
alexgordon >
ec: oh wait a LAWYER. so you're
_not_ dating a human
03:03
<
purr >
<glowcoil> nanosleep wins the award for cutest function name of the year
03:03
<
ec >
glowcoil is equally cool in person, fyCi
03:05
<
ja >
srsly what is -what
03:05
<
ja >
I understand nothing
03:05
<
purr >
<whitequark> oh fuck. the acid is kicking in. COPPER CRYSTALS EVERYWHERE. THEY'RE GROWING.
03:05
<
ja >
and why is ec quoting himself
03:05
<
purr >
<alexgordon> nuck: elliottcable was going to bloody my anus, but then he refused because he didn't want to explain time travel again
03:05
<
ja >
and prefixing it with “ELLIOTTCABLE:”
03:05
<
purr >
<elliottcable> I must be drunk. I've spent the last N hours
*styling my debugging output.*
03:05
<
alexgordon >
ja: once upon a time this was an active channel
03:05
<
alexgordon >
ja: we recorded some of the best moments into -what
03:05
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alexgordon >
ja: and now we sit around replaying them
03:06
<
ec >
… yeah basically what alexgordon said
03:06
<
ja >
hahaha that's… yeah-uhh…
03:06
<
ja >
I lol'd out loud
03:06
<
ja >
so what does -what @ nick do?
03:06
<
ec >
nothing, just me annoying you :P
03:07
<
ja >
ec: I assume you're ELLIOTTCABLE on Snapchat?
03:07
<
ec >
don't do this, because it'll annoy me if you fill my bot with unfunny things,
03:07
<
ec >
you save the last message somebody sent by replying to them with “wat.”
03:07
<
ec >
i.e. “ja: wat.” will cause “<ja> ec: I assume you're ELLIOTTCABLE on Snapchat?” to be saved
03:07
<
ja >
I'll try not to fill up your bot
03:08
<
ec >
the point is for anything that'd make a great non-sequitur.
03:08
<
purr >
<elliottcable> hey dnyy come be a huge faggot with me
03:08
<
ja >
yeah, alright, that's actually a pretty good trigger for it
03:08
<
purr >
<othiym23> why does JS hate Vietnamese?
03:09
<
purr >
<nuck> gq: So basically you pooped on ELLIOTTCABLE?
03:09
<
purr >
ja: You're beyond help.
03:09
<
ec >
I found out Forrest (othiym23, npm maintainer) went to Knox College
03:09
<
ec >
the same school my lawyer's at
03:09
<
ec >
I lost my shiiiiittttt
03:09
<
ec >
also fun fact &yet is a cult
03:09
<
alexgordon >
how old are you ec?
03:09
<
ja >
ec was never assigned an age
03:10
<
ec >
Coercive aging?
03:10
<
ja >
ec: 26 point what?
03:10
<
ec >
I play my birthday pretty close to my chest.
03:10
<
ec >
I change it on every service every year. ish. :P
03:11
<
ec >
literally maybe half a dozen people alive know my birthday, and two of those were
*there* for it, so
03:11
<
ja >
how old are you, alexgordon?
03:11
<
ja >
and would you like to join OFTN?
03:11
<
alexgordon >
NO FUCKING NO
03:12
<
ec >
alexgordon plays his birthday pretty close to his chest.
03:12
<
ja >
alruit, alruit :3
03:12
<
ec >
He changes it on every service every year. ish. :P
03:12
<
ec >
literally maybe half a dozen people alive know his birthday, and two of those were
*there* for it, so
03:12
<
ja >
maybe I should try that and I'd feel less old
03:12
<
alexgordon >
ec: actually I revealed it a couple of months ago. BUT NOT TO YOU
03:12
<
ec >
(I was one of those people)
03:12
<
ec >
YES ALEXGORDON, I AM YOUR FATHER
03:13
<
ja >
ec: real question: does your iPhone 6s rattle when you shake it?
03:13
<
ec >
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
03:13
<
ec >
no. no, it does not rattle, ja.
03:13
<
ja >
I think I broke mine then
03:13
<
ja >
by dropping it half a foot
03:14
<
ja >
SEE! I'M USING IMPERIAL UNITS
03:14
<
alexgordon >
ja: my iphone 5 rattled, still does
03:14
<
ja >
BECAUSE OF YOU BASTARDS
03:14
<
alexgordon >
ja: my 6s, however, does not
03:14
<
ja >
alexgordon: alright. thanks. fuck.
03:14
<
alexgordon >
it does make a sound when you 3d touch the screen really hard
03:15
<
alexgordon >
I like to think of it like it's screaming
03:15
<
ja >
you're probably doing it too hard
03:15
<
ja >
*way* too hard
03:15
<
alexgordon >
you know peek and pop?
03:15
<
alexgordon >
peek is ok, but pop makes a sound
03:15
<
alexgordon >
if I press at the bottom of the screen
03:15
<
alexgordon >
I think it's just a bit weak
03:16
<
ec >
nobody here except alexgordon uses imperial units
03:16
<
ec >
they are the dumbest units
03:16
<
ec >
what is an ‘inch’
03:16
<
ec >
what the hell is the point of an inch
03:16
<
ec >
is it the distance an inchworm moves with each scrunch?
03:16
<
alexgordon >
did I say inch?
03:16
<
ec >
if so,
*which* inchworm?
03:16
<
ec >
alexgordon: definitely your fault, I checked
03:16
<
ja >
standard-sized inchworms
03:16
<
ec >
alexgordon: entire Imperial system; signed, alexgordon
03:17
<
ec >
(is the Universal Standard Inchworm stored in a vault, somewhere?)
03:17
<
alexgordon >
lol well you know in britain we measure weight in "stones"
03:17
<
alexgordon >
DOUBLE IMPERIAL
03:17
<
ec >
(is there someone whose job it is to ensure its' well-being?)
03:17
<
ec >
“So, what do you do?” “Oh, I feed the inch.”
03:17
<
alexgordon >
1 stone = 6.35 kg
03:17
<
ja >
what's with the “its'”, ec? I'm curious
03:17
<
ec >
DOUBLE IMPERIAL
03:18
<
ec >
(yep brb getting a beer)
03:18
<
ja >
I was under the impression that it's spelt “its”
03:18
<
ec >
ja: oh, I fuck up its alllll the time
03:18
<
ec >
it's literally the single most annoying thing in the English language
03:18
<
ja >
no way, it's fine! it's just “its”! it's easy!
03:19
<
alexgordon >
its makes no sense as a word
03:19
<
alexgordon >
its posessive, it's non-posessive
03:19
<
alexgordon >
surely they should both be it's
03:19
<
ja >
if only we had another character to use for contractions
03:19
<
ec >
oh, New Belgium <'3
03:19
<
ec >
I haven't had beer in forrrever until last night
03:19
<
ec >
forgot it existed basically
03:20
<
ec >
hey remember that time I demonstrated my creativity by coming up with like 20,000 dick puns
03:20
<
ec >
REDUX: THE OTHER GENDER
03:20
<
alexgordon >
you started at A
03:20
<
alexgordon >
and worked to Z
03:20
<
ec >
- dialing the rotary phone
03:21
<
ec >
- fanning the fur
03:21
<
ec >
- checking the undercarriage
03:21
<
ja >
fuck, it's late and I haven't refactored a single model yet
03:21
<
ec >
okay I'm just stealing these from the Internet. but still,
03:21
<
ec >
seriously, “ménage à moi”
03:21
<
ec >
paddling the pink canoe!
03:21
<
alexgordon >
amatripsis
03:21
<
alexgordon >
is a cool word
03:22
<
alexgordon >
"see-if-the-baby's-home" ... I am now weirded out
03:22
<
ja >
“rubbing the nubbin” ^_^
03:23
<
ja >
“amatripsis: The practice of female masturbation by rubbing the labia-majora together.” lal wat
03:23
<
ec >
these are amazing, alexgordon
03:24
<
alexgordon >
"one hand clapping"
03:26
<
ec >
spelunking, tho
03:26
<
ja >
tweaking-the-little-man-in-the-boat :x
03:28
<
ec >
pulling some navel maneuvers
03:28
* ec
parting the petals
03:28
<
ec >
thank you so much for that
03:42
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ja >
anyone know how I can detect if I'm behind an involuntary HTTP proxy?
03:42
<
ja >
I think this dude's LAN has Squid set up
03:42
<
ja >
probably for surveilling me
03:43
<
ja >
whoops, this isn't google; brb
03:53
<
pikajude >
wow, people talking in #elliottcable
03:53
<
pikajude >
throwback
03:54
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ja >
lol, hi, pikajude
03:55
<
purr >
pikajude: hi!
03:55
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ja >
what's with purr and “lol”? is it to dissuade people from saying “lol”?
03:56
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ja >
pikajude: you a mac dev?
03:57
<
pikajude >
more or less
03:58
<
ja >
so what do you develop?
04:03
<
pikajude >
i'm making a primarily-linux package manager usable on osx
04:04
<
pikajude >
which is neat
04:04
<
pikajude >
in a depressing way
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<
ec >
ja: purr's pseudo-intelligent
04:06
<
ec >
for instance, if you misgender them, they might get a little upset
04:06
<
ja >
pikajude: which package manager?
04:06
<
ec >
actually shit, I don't really know what all purr does
04:06
<
ec >
but that's usually the case
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<
ec >
pikajude: y tho
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<
ja >
purr: you're a little girl, aren't you? >:3
04:07
<
ec >
purr's usually a catgirl
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<
purr >
ec: suck my cock. (relevant: because I have one)
04:07
<
eligrey >
would anyone object to me using the nick eg?
04:07
<
ec >
okay maybe not
04:07
<
eligrey >
2 letter names seem to be all the rage now
04:07
ja is now known as JA
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<
EC >
MINE IS BETTER
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eligrey is now known as EG
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EG >
oh come on who the fuck registereed eg
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<
EG >
i doubt their name was even eli grey
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<
EG >
probably evan grumpypants
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<
EC >
man i'm so tipsy
04:08
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04:08
Guest62050 is now known as eligrey
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eligrey >
fuck you eg
04:08
<
eligrey >
-NickServ- Last seen : (about 3 weeks ago)
04:08
<
eligrey >
so i guess they at least use freenode
04:09
<
eligrey >
-NickServ- Registered : Jan 24 19:44:29 2014 (1y 38w 4d ago)
04:09
<
eligrey >
so i could've GROUPed eg years ago
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<
ja >
i was using uppercase before it was cool, yos ¬.¬
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<
ec >
purr's got several nicks
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<
ec >
I know purr changes nicks; but I don't recall what the command is to get her to actually
*do* so is ...
04:10
<
purr >
ec: ... get
*his* to
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<
ec >
(fail, purr. go to your room)
04:11
<
ec >
you wouldn't be able to, purr isn't very trusting of newcomers
04:11
<
purr >
ec: Valid commands are: --, -34, -best, -btc, -commands, -countdown, -dequeue, -dick, -factoid, -find, -forget, -g, -hates, -learn, -listening, -loves, -play, -purr, -queue, -sol, -song, -start, -stop, -topic, -twister, -uncode, -what, -whohates, -wholoves
04:11
<
ec >
oh lord oh lord oh lord
04:11
<
ec >
no please don't please don't
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<
purr >
ja: no. fuck you.
04:12
* ja
doesn't dare try any of the rest
04:13
* ec
hugs purr tightly
04:14
<
ja >
-g who is elliott cable and why is he so drunk
04:17
<
eligrey >
-whohates elliottcable
04:17
<
purr >
eligrey: elliottcable is hated by Nuck, gqbrielle, darkf, and everybody.
04:17
<
eligrey >
-whohates ec
04:17
<
purr >
eligrey: ec is hated by no one :)
04:17
<
purr >
Let it be known that ja hates .
04:17
<
eligrey >
-whohates eligrey
04:17
<
purr >
eligrey: eligrey is hated by no one :)
04:18
<
ja >
“and everybody”, haha
04:18
<
eligrey >
-wholoves elliottcable
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<
purr >
eligrey: elliottcable is loved by devyn, devyn, alexgordon, locks, micahjohnston, sephr, IamTash, incomprehensibly, gqbe, mix, vil, little_boys, brr, whitequark, ugly_people, jessicard, cuttle, nexxy, gq, and gq.
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<
eligrey >
what i don't remember loving you
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sephr >
--elliottcable
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sephr >
elliottcable--
04:18
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purr >
Let it be known that sephr is indifferent to elliottcable.
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purr >
ja: ja doesn't love anything :(
04:19
<
eligrey >
-loves sephr
04:19
<
purr >
eligrey: sephr loves Ronald Jenkees, Nuck, vil, non-crazy non-remy hot people, and oftn-bot.
04:19
<
eligrey >
lol past eligrey
04:19
<
eligrey >
i have no idea what non-remy is
04:21
<
ja >
-g what is non-remy
04:22
<
eligrey >
maybe remy was a ##paws user i hated
04:22
<
eligrey >
though i have zero recollection of this, just a guess
04:22
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ja >
or try at least
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<
jajo >
nu prøver jeg textual
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jajo >
I guess I could get used to this… Maybe…
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jajo >
maybe later…
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ja >
talking to himself like that
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ja >
and in a weird language
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ja >
i mean what the hell even is ‘ø’?!
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ja >
alexgordon: how do i chocolat
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<
ja >
and i cant even
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<
alexgordon >
you start by downloading it
14:17
<
alexgordon >
then... opening it
14:18
<
ja >
feature request: dark mode sidebars
14:18
<
ja >
yeah, i did that
14:18
<
ja >
but then it says “alexgordon didn't give you a free license so you have to look at this notice in the title bar until you buy me”
14:18
<
alexgordon >
don't worry, after the trial expires it gets more annoying
14:20
<
ja >
do you plan on dark mode sidebars, alexgordon?
14:20
<
ja >
that'd be really sweet-looking, I imagine
14:21
<
alexgordon >
well I tried it
14:21
<
alexgordon >
and I couldn't get it to look good
14:21
<
alexgordon >
in photoshop
14:21
<
ja >
what was the main problem?
14:23
<
alexgordon >
it's gotta look good :P
14:24
<
alexgordon >
more importantly the whole source list is a hack since yosemite, cause apple added all this "vibrancy" shit
14:24
<
alexgordon >
which I had to use serious hax to work around
14:24
<
alexgordon >
SERIOUS HAX
14:25
<
alexgordon >
so I'm not sure how much of it I can really change
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ja >
yeah, but I mean, why didn't it look good? due to the icons on a dark background, primarily, or what?
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<
ja >
vibrancy, mmmmh
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ec >
ja: what is jajo
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ja >
you late-riser you
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ja >
jajo was my attempt at using textual
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pikajude >
hey team
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pikajude >
still nixing it up
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purr >
pikajude: hi!
20:06
<
pikajude >
sup purr
20:15
<
pikajude >
hey there
20:16
<
pikajude >
i'm interacting with an API that accepts HTTP headers and it is case-sensitive on their names
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<
pikajude >
since node.js's request library converts header names to lowercase before sending them, i cannot possibly get a successful response
20:20
<
pikajude >
feeling a bit undercut
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<
ja >
>.< that sucks
20:25
<
ja >
you can monkey patch the request lib to not convert them?
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pikajude >
good old javascript
21:05
<
pikajude >
there's nothing quite like it
21:05
<
ljharb >
it's the best
21:06
<
ljharb >
i'm sure request has an option to not lowercase header names, fwiw
21:08
<
pikajude >
if it does, it's not documented
21:08
<
pikajude >
and you mean http.js, right
21:09
<
pikajude >
but hey, props to node. this is the first time something other than it has caused me rage in this project
21:09
<
pikajude >
unless npm counts
21:10
<
ljharb >
not as part of JS, but npm is awesome too :-D
21:10
<
pikajude >
gives me shivers
21:10
<
pikajude >
like when you touch a sea cucumber
21:10
<
ljharb >
it's the best package manager in wide usage
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<
ljharb >
(i only added the last part because apparently Nix and Rust's package managers are decent)
21:11
<
pikajude >
nix
*is* the package manager
21:11
<
ljharb >
ok well, setting aside nix and rust, npm's the best :-)
21:11
<
ljharb >
i don't use those so i can't compare
21:12
<
pikajude >
thing about nix is that it's a replacement for every other package manager
21:12
<
pikajude >
whether in development or in distribution context
21:13
<
pikajude >
except it can't replace npm in development because of all the weird shit npm does
21:17
<
pikajude >
watching law and order: svu on nbc's website because i forgot my friend's netflix login
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<
pikajude >
360p, shit audio quality and ads
21:18
<
pikajude >
i wonder why people keep using streaming services
21:30
* ja
needs to look into nix, it sounds like
21:30
<
ja >
dunno, pikajude
21:30
<
ja >
i think apple music is pretty nice
21:31
<
pikajude >
well audio is easy to stream isn't it
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