2013-09-06

<vil> either way, fuck
<joelteon> what the fuck
<joelteon> man just what the fuck

2013-09-03

<alexgordon> he's rich as fuck
<alexgordon> ec why the fuck do you even work
<alexgordon> also fuck you that's incredible
<alexgordon> how the fuck does ec have that many friends
<ec> jesusabdullah: which is fucking excellent, IMO.
<ec> kansface: 'k. Sorry, multitasking all to fuck, here.

2013-09-01

<devyn> holy fuck
<joelteon> i've been spending the past hour trying to figure out WHAT the FUCK is happening inside pipes-safe

2013-08-30

<devyn> it's fucking crazy

2013-08-29

<ELLIOTTCABLE> and my third was “Fuck the FDIC, what's even more reliable than that?”
<alexgordon> actually fuck that, ruby's parser alone is pretty complex
<alexgordon> fucking finance. so complicated
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yeah, fuck everything.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I can't IRCcloud, 'cause brr is a fucking cunt.
<joelteon`> fucking christ
<joelteon`> oh my FUCKING god
<vil> fuck
<joelteon> haha what the fuck

2013-08-25

<devyn> someone seriously commented "she is so fucking hot"
<whitequark> then erased the fuck out of 50k of them

2013-08-23

<joelteon> I still don't have the faintest fucking idea how they did that
<joelteon> I hate when fucking bugs disappear when you enter the DEBUGGER
<whitequark> why are you fucked out
<whitequark> fuck that
<whitequark> everyone would be grateful as fuck
<whitequark> purr: fuck you.
<joelteon> ok i've decided to actually figure out what the fuck foundry is
<alexgordon> whitequark: is it gay if your compiler fucks you?
<whitequark> for example I fucked my compiler today for about ten hours
<whitequark> let's talk about fucking compilers
<dsamarin> -best fucktard

2013-08-22

<micahjohnston> alexgordon: no, fuck the mormons 100 miles to the south who are getting fiber
<alexgordon> micahjohnston: fuck youuuuuuu!
<micahjohnston> holy fuck breaking bad is a good show
<ec> what the *fuck* is your website running on

2013-08-21

<prophile> "I fucking hate you"
<joelteon> my bike is a fucking disgrace
<whitequark> it would probably be the most boring movie ever made, and the longest one, but I'd still sure as fuck watch it.

2013-08-20

<ec> fuck.
<alexgordon> not sure if you'll be able to understand it without knowing the practical one, but fuck it
<alexgordon> fucking C++
<ec> I don't fucking know what a vector is
<ec> alexgordon: okay. I learned vector-spaces, I believe, as whatever the fuck the dude calls them in Anathem
<joelteon> the endo monoid is really fucking cool
<micahjohnston> ec: operators can reach inside functions and fuck with them
<ec> fuck me
<micahjohnston> but it's fucking genius
<ec> but FUCK IT SURE
<ec> How the FUCK is Grover's algorithm a real thing
<ec> At least with alcohol, you can ‘graduate’ from jägerbombs to martinis, or single-malt, or what-the-fuck-ever
<ec> fuck Paws, talk to me about Life
<ec> THAT'S FUCKING OLD
<ec> devyn: who the fuck is tim
<incomprehensibly> lazy k is fucking cool
<incomprehensibly> fucking cool esolang
<incomprehensibly> 6:53 PM <•purr> whitequark: whitequark hates semicolonless javascript, javascript, any kind of javascript, having to maintain his own LLVM tree, did I say I fucking hate javascript, and JITs.
<dsamarin> alexgordon: oh fuck you ;)
<purr> whitequark: whitequark hates semicolonless javascript, javascript, any kind of javascript, having to maintain his own LLVM tree, did I say I fucking hate javascript, and JITs.
<ec> and who the fuck is sammcd
<incomprehensibly> holy fuck ec how did you get money
<whitequark> if it doesn't you're fucked
<incomprehensibly> ec: yeah psychology is fucking bullshit
<ec> “how the fuck-protein folds”
<incomprehensibly> but yeah how the fuck protein folds
<ec> alexgordon: I don't fucking know. You're too mysterious; I've long since ascribed that to “is a basement nerd, but instead of wallowing in it and identifying with it à la Nuck or Navarr, he hides it and acts mysterious, à la sephr.”
<ec> wait, gale isn't his wife, who the fuck is gale
<ec> fuck if I remember *shrug*
<whitequark> fuck all about that.

2013-08-19

<ec> so that entire discussion was fucked up
<ec> that's fucking mind-bending
<whitequark> complete with all of its fucking 12MB or so of caches
<ec> whitequark: “fuck this shit” is a pretty good estimation of this room.
<whitequark> it's more like "fuck this shit"
<ec> God, I fucking love the Things.app suite
<alexgordon> I fucking hate unit tests
<alexgordon> second principle of programming language design: don't fucking have two features that do almost the same thing but slightly differently
<incomprehensibly> fucking stupidest made-up-on-the-spot ad-hoc evolutionary psychology I've ever seen
<alexgordon> ec: so, where the fuck were we
<ec> http://3dtin.com/ looks fucking impressive, but I'm wary of anything browser-based. tends to feel “not real”, no matter how actually-powerful it may be

2013-08-18

<ec> I was once informed that I'm going to spend all my money, when I get old, on buying a run-down castle in the middle of fucking nowhere Scotland, fixing it up, and running custom fibre straight to it
<joelteon> fucking kill me now
<whitequark> yeah, fuck off
<joelteon> yeah, fuck all languages

2013-08-16

<ec> I think. Unless I fucked something up bad, and it crashes.
<ec> welll, Fucking SHIT
<ec> fucked that up
<ec> I fucking *hate* most Minecraft “creations.”
<ec> people whom I've trusted with superplayer can go back and fuck around any time they want, though.
<joelteon> they're just big fucking party poopers
<joelteon> why are developers so fucking

2013-08-15

<ec> who the *fuck* was futile
<whitequark> fuck that, I'm off to read some C++. it makes more sense than ec.
<ec> “I HATE EVERYTHING FOREVER COMPUTERS AND COMPUTER-PEOPLE FUCKING SUCK SO MUCH”
<whitequark> fuck.
<ec> the *entire point of fucking starting to play*, was to play with my girlfriend.

2013-08-13

<whitequark> LLVM fucking loves to segfault
<devyn> holy fuck.
<devyn> so why the fuck do I like it

2013-08-11

<alexgordon> joelteon: UDP is just "here's some shit. FUCKING DEAL WITH IT"

2013-08-07

<ec> what the fuck *is* that tumblr!?
<ec> wait what the fuck
<whitequark> what the fuck is that tumblr

2013-08-06

<alexgordon> fuck I feel old
<joelteon> nuck is one fucked up motherfucker
<joelteon> fuck

2013-08-05

<alexgordon> fuck me
<ec> who the fuck is gazoombo

2013-08-04

<whitequark> and when it did work, with another font, it completely fucked up positioning
<ec> it's just me fucking around with Unicode on OS X. It probably doesn't work anywhere else. I'm surprised it's still in there.
<ec> incomprehensibly: When you've got some time, I'd like you to try this. (Don't read any of those issues, if you're interested in doing whatever-the-fuck-I'm-talking-about!)

2013-07-31

<vil> or, not fucked as the case may be
<vil> and then everyone is fucked
<alexgordon> joelteon: SSL is a fucking mess and should die
<vil> oh fuck

2013-07-25

<vil> either have a fucking power outage or don't

2013-07-20

<vil> fucking fuck this is ridiculous

2013-07-17

<nuck> But still, his name is fucking Happy Thanksgiving
<nuck> http://www.fairview.org/Providers/Bio/S_095806 Holy fuck this doctor is named Happy Thanksgiving

2013-07-16

<micahjohnston> ec: ok I fucking love HIMYM

2013-07-15

<joelteon> what the fuck

2013-07-14

<ec> I'm extremely judgemental about pot, and people who smoke it. I feel, on some level, like I *shouldn't* be … but I also, simultaneously, feel like I shouldn't-fucking-feel-bad *for* judging people for pot.

2013-07-12

<ec> who the fuck is sammcd

2013-07-11

<jesusabdullah> I need money so I'm gonna do work today so I can fucking bill someone
<jesusabdullah> fuck
<incomprehensibly> 25 hour days is actually right on the money for fucked up sleep schedules
<incomprehensibly> and fuck emacs
<incomprehensibly> text editors fucking suck

2013-07-10

<prophile> fuck yeah wax seals
<joelteon> this fucking title meme is the new all your base
<prophile> fuck steve
<incomprehensibly> i fucking love clojure

2013-07-09

<alexgordon> pretty fucked
<ec> what's chelsea call it, fuck
<ec> wish I could change the fucking port
<joelteon> so fuck yourself
<ec> incomprehensibly: TOTORO IS THE BEST FUCKING THING IN THE WORLD
<incomprehensibly> jesus christ way to fucking change the argument to something it was not about in any way

2013-07-08

<ec> so, said fuck it, paid for a low-end one. but the ping is terrible. might host my own in Illinois somewhere, idk.

2013-07-07

<joelteon> fucking

2013-07-05

<vil> irssi what the fuck
<joelteon> what the fuck
<joelteon> 135,000 fucking lines of dependencies
<devyn> idle as fuck

2013-07-03

<joelteon> what the fuck is a chuftie
<joelteon> fuck i'm mad

2013-07-01

<ec> why the fuck would I, I'm American.
<ec> who the fuck is prince phillip
<ec> what the fuck is a philipbot
<jesusabdullah> fucking paypal

2013-06-30

<prophile> fuck, i've acid refluxed rice
<prophile> fuck that
<prophile> and fuck rutland

2013-06-29

<whitequark> who the fuck cares about success
<alexgordon> I'm a libertarian language designer: individuals should be able to do what they want, but they shouldn't be able to fuck up *your* life
<micahjohnston> the new vampire weekend is fucking awesome
<alexgordon> node's is fucking awesome
<whitequark> fuck those people
<whitequark> alexgordon: it's not about fucking disk
<whitequark> fuck programming
<whitequark> fuck C++
<whitequark> this pretty fucking much destroys the purpose of module systems
<joelteon> no fuck you
<ec> who the fuck is cythraul
<devyn> how the fuck does the user operate it
<cythraul> Nuck: that's THE fucking racist bitch 2 u, misandrist
<Nuck> FUCKING RACIST BITCH
<joelteon> fuck
<Nuck> HOW THE FUCK
<cythraul> Nuck: i did. i'm fucking one of the ircops there.
<micahjohnston> fucked up kinda bad on one of the songs and stopped for a bit
<jesusabdullah> only weird part was during prayer I was like, "who the fuck is Joseph Smith??"

2013-06-28

<jesusabdullah> you combine those three together along with an understanding of numerical methods and you're fucking unstoppable
<alexgordon> micahjohnston: because statistics are fucking awesome, and everything else you can learn from wikipedia :P
<alexgordon> micahjohnston: btw, do some fucking statistics at uni :P
<jesusabdullah> technically but it's a pretty fucking light one
<micahjohnston> fretless bass would be fucking fun
<joelteon> vil: you disgusting fucking liar

2013-06-27

<purr> micahjohnston: stop fucking doing that
<whitequark> fucking hipsters
<joelteon> why the fuck do they not have a silent das keyboard model m for mac
<whitequark> jesusabdullah: IT IS FUCKING TERRIBLE, JVM BYTECODE IS A PIECE OF FUCKING SHTI
<whitequark> fuck boxing
<whitequark> fuck
<whitequark> what a fucking mess
<whitequark> and fucking no user-defined value types
<vil> except fucking arrays
<vil> why the fuck are arrays a primitive in Java?
<vil> that you have to suppress with a fucking compiler directive
<alexgordon> fucking programmers
<vil> *fucking oglaf
<vil> fuck oglaf
<purr> micahjohnston: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<purr> micahjohnston: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<purr> vil: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<purr> micahjohnston: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<micahjohnston> and I'm so fucking mad about it
<micahjohnston> I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED

2013-06-26

<joelteon> I fucking love vlad's christmas stuff though
<whitequark> vil: fuck AT&T
<vil> fuck
<incomprehensibly> so fucking awesome
<vil> fuck it
<devyn> incomprehensibly: who the fuck cares about optical media. also displayport/thunderbolt
<joelteon> also there's the fact that the 10.9 accessibility API makes no fucking sense
<vil> fucking X
<joelteon> if it does get all fucked up
<joelteon> and I don't want arch to fuck up my hardware
<devyn> incomprehensibly: you're looking at this from the perspective of your current computer. stop it. your MacBook is really fucking old. the new Air will beat the pants off of it
<vil> who the fuck uses the term lackadaisical in a wikipedia article about async IO

2013-06-25

<alexgordon> lol fuck irssi
<niggler> lol fuck go

2013-06-24

<whitequark> fuck
<ec> devyn, prophile, joelteon, vil: wake the fuck up, broskis
<Zayd> AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN ELLIOTT CABLE IRC PARTY CAUSE EVERYONE IS A FUCKING NERD.
<alexgordon> who the fuck are you
<alexgordon> just fucking

2013-06-23

<whitequark> well, generally fuck clangs
<whitequark> and I can fuck with the grammar until it works like I want it to
<whitequark> and seriously, fuck PEG
<whitequark> then it's fucking awesome
<ec> and banging your head against it for *fucking days*, getting discouraged, and giving up.
<ec> as soon as I can find a program that doesn't try and teach anything important using *fucking Java*, I'm hoping to do so.
<ec> but I'm a fucking developer!
<whitequark> I'm too fucking dumb
<whitequark> fuck that
<whitequark> but how the fuck is this related to call/cc
<whitequark> what the fuck
<purr> <Nuck> when the fuck was I a seahorse
<joelteon> fuck em

2013-06-22

<joelteon> whe fuck
<ec> who the fuck are these people
<whitequark> joelteon: i fuck things
<whitequark> purr: are you fucking dumb

2013-06-21

<ec> I fucking hate semver; I'll be incrementing the number every time I damn feel like it.
<alexgordon> jesus fuck
<ec> fuck, sorry, multitasking
<ec> fuck, where were we
<alexgordon> joelteon: you're a fucking idiot
<whitequark> because all hipsters fucking love PEG
<whitequark> but now, I read it and duh! ovoids! that's really fucking funny
<whitequark> what the fuck
<whitequark> fuck C++, they are abusing the ter
<whitequark> fuck, 80% of ocaml looks like I would have designed it
<whitequark> fuck ruby, i'm writing it in ocaml
<prophile> cups of fuck
<purr> <alexgordon> FUCK cups
<joelteon> tosin abasi is so fucking good

2013-06-20

<whitequark> I fucking love ocaml.
<ec> FUCK ME IT STILL SEGFAULTED
<whitequark> what the flying fuck
<devyn> holy shit what the fuck is this
<whitequark> it's 700 lines of fucking insanity
<whitequark> how do you think the fucking thing works?!
<whitequark> devyn: FUCK YES
<whitequark> it's too fucking monstrous
<whitequark> (you kinda can in Forth, e.g. LaTeX, but fuck that nightmare.)
<whitequark> plus, you have to rewrite all your favorite grammars in PEG with its fucking unlimited lookahead
<joelteon> fuck
<devyn> the fuck
<devyn> what the fuck is tranquil
<joelteon> problem is it requires tranquil which is a fucking awful language
<joelteon> fucking
<devyn> without a fucking hitch
<joelteon> WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT QUOTE

2013-06-19

<ec> also, brr's server is a fucking clusterfuck
<ec> which surprisingly many clients didn't fuck up
<prophile> how the fuck did that happen
<vil> fuck it, album can go on a different line or something
<joelteon> applescript fucking sucks
<ec> I fucking hate didone typefaces, and thus I hate Computer Modern, and thus I hate 99.9% of TeX output.
<ec> FUCKIGN FUCK
<vil> and suddenly I was fucking with AppleScript
<ec> I'm gonna have to start writing this in HTML or sommat. Fuck Google Docs' styling.
<purr> vil: no. fuck you.
<alexgordon> fucking
<vil> land io-s are fucking expensive
<alexgordon> well clang is fucking useless
<joelteon> dude lenses are FUCKING COOL
<whitequark> to spare your fucking phone from doing that
<whitequark> it's also convenient to compile for, PROVIDED all you want is a fucking dumb interpreter which won't even analyze the stuff it's reading.
<whitequark> or, fuck x86
<ec> fuck, maybe I shouldn't call that. But it *is* a LIFO-list, a stack-y queue?
<whitequark> alexgordon: no, fuck C. just fuck.
<alexgordon> no fuck YOU
<whitequark> alexgordon: fuck C
<alexgordon> fuck, arguing with myself again
<alexgordon> as whitequark or was it prophile was saying: operational fucking semantics
<ec> FUCK
<alexgordon> how the fuck does that make sense
<ec> FUCK IT

2013-06-18

<alexgordon> fuck yeah
<alexgordon> fuck?
<joelteon> the fuck
<alexgordon> jesus fuck this is complex
<ec> fuck
<ec> it's BRIGHT FUCKING PINK in my screen when you do so
<ec> I'm SO FUCKING BAD AT THIS.