<alexgordon>
how the fuck does ec have that many friends
<ec>
jesusabdullah: which is fucking excellent, IMO.
<ec>
kansface: 'k. Sorry, multitasking all to fuck, here.
2013-09-01
<devyn>
holy fuck
<joelteon>
i've been spending the past hour trying to figure out WHAT the FUCK is happening inside pipes-safe
2013-08-30
<devyn>
it's fucking crazy
2013-08-29
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and my third was “Fuck the FDIC, what's even more reliable than that?”
<alexgordon>
actually fuck that, ruby's parser alone is pretty complex
<alexgordon>
fucking finance. so complicated
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
yeah, fuck everything.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I can't IRCcloud, 'cause brr is a fucking cunt.
<joelteon`>
fucking christ
<joelteon`>
oh my FUCKING god
<vil>
fuck
<joelteon>
haha what the fuck
2013-08-25
<devyn>
someone seriously commented "she is so fucking hot"
<whitequark>
then erased the fuck out of 50k of them
2013-08-23
<joelteon>
I still don't have the faintest fucking idea how they did that
<joelteon>
I hate when fucking bugs disappear when you enter the DEBUGGER
<whitequark>
why are you fucked out
<whitequark>
fuck that
<whitequark>
everyone would be grateful as fuck
<whitequark>
purr: fuck you.
<joelteon>
ok i've decided to actually figure out what the fuck foundry is
<alexgordon>
whitequark: is it gay if your compiler fucks you?
<whitequark>
for example I fucked my compiler today for about ten hours
<whitequark>
let's talk about fucking compilers
<dsamarin>
-best fucktard
2013-08-22
<micahjohnston>
alexgordon: no, fuck the mormons 100 miles to the south who are getting fiber
<alexgordon>
micahjohnston: fuck youuuuuuu!
<micahjohnston>
holy fuck breaking bad is a good show
<ec>
what the *fuck* is your website running on
2013-08-21
<prophile>
"I fucking hate you"
<joelteon>
my bike is a fucking disgrace
<whitequark>
it would probably be the most boring movie ever made, and the longest one, but I'd still sure as fuck watch it.
2013-08-20
<ec>
fuck.
<alexgordon>
not sure if you'll be able to understand it without knowing the practical one, but fuck it
<alexgordon>
fucking C++
<ec>
I don't fucking know what a vector is
<ec>
alexgordon: okay. I learned vector-spaces, I believe, as whatever the fuck the dude calls them in Anathem
<joelteon>
the endo monoid is really fucking cool
<micahjohnston>
ec: operators can reach inside functions and fuck with them
<ec>
fuck me
<micahjohnston>
but it's fucking genius
<ec>
but FUCK IT SURE
<ec>
How the FUCK is Grover's algorithm a real thing
<ec>
At least with alcohol, you can ‘graduate’ from jägerbombs to martinis, or single-malt, or what-the-fuck-ever
<ec>
fuck Paws, talk to me about Life
<ec>
THAT'S FUCKING OLD
<ec>
devyn: who the fuck is tim
<incomprehensibly>
lazy k is fucking cool
<incomprehensibly>
fucking cool esolang
<incomprehensibly>
6:53 PM <•purr> whitequark: whitequark hates semicolonless javascript, javascript, any kind of javascript, having to maintain his own LLVM tree, did I say I fucking hate javascript, and JITs.
<dsamarin>
alexgordon: oh fuck you ;)
<purr>
whitequark: whitequark hates semicolonless javascript, javascript, any kind of javascript, having to maintain his own LLVM tree, did I say I fucking hate javascript, and JITs.
<ec>
and who the fuck is sammcd
<incomprehensibly>
holy fuck ec how did you get money
<whitequark>
if it doesn't you're fucked
<incomprehensibly>
ec: yeah psychology is fucking bullshit
<ec>
“how the fuck-protein folds”
<incomprehensibly>
but yeah how the fuck protein folds
<ec>
alexgordon: I don't fucking know. You're too mysterious; I've long since ascribed that to “is a basement nerd, but instead of wallowing in it and identifying with it à la Nuck or Navarr, he hides it and acts mysterious, à la sephr.”
<ec>
wait, gale isn't his wife, who the fuck is gale
<ec>
fuck if I remember *shrug*
<whitequark>
fuck all about that.
2013-08-19
<ec>
so that entire discussion was fucked up
<ec>
that's fucking mind-bending
<whitequark>
complete with all of its fucking 12MB or so of caches
<ec>
whitequark: “fuck this shit” is a pretty good estimation of this room.
<whitequark>
it's more like "fuck this shit"
<ec>
God, I fucking love the Things.app suite
<alexgordon>
I fucking hate unit tests
<alexgordon>
second principle of programming language design: don't fucking have two features that do almost the same thing but slightly differently
<incomprehensibly>
fucking stupidest made-up-on-the-spot ad-hoc evolutionary psychology I've ever seen
<alexgordon>
ec: so, where the fuck were we
<ec>
http://3dtin.com/ looks fucking impressive, but I'm wary of anything browser-based. tends to feel “not real”, no matter how actually-powerful it may be
2013-08-18
<ec>
I was once informed that I'm going to spend all my money, when I get old, on buying a run-down castle in the middle of fucking nowhere Scotland, fixing it up, and running custom fibre straight to it
<joelteon>
fucking kill me now
<whitequark>
yeah, fuck off
<joelteon>
yeah, fuck all languages
2013-08-16
<ec>
I think. Unless I fucked something up bad, and it crashes.
<ec>
welll, Fucking SHIT
<ec>
fucked that up
<ec>
I fucking *hate* most Minecraft “creations.”
<ec>
people whom I've trusted with superplayer can go back and fuck around any time they want, though.
<joelteon>
they're just big fucking party poopers
<joelteon>
why are developers so fucking
2013-08-15
<ec>
who the *fuck* was futile
<whitequark>
fuck that, I'm off to read some C++. it makes more sense than ec.
<ec>
“I HATE EVERYTHING FOREVER COMPUTERS AND COMPUTER-PEOPLE FUCKING SUCK SO MUCH”
<whitequark>
fuck.
<ec>
the *entire point of fucking starting to play*, was to play with my girlfriend.
2013-08-13
<whitequark>
LLVM fucking loves to segfault
<devyn>
holy fuck.
<devyn>
so why the fuck do I like it
2013-08-11
<alexgordon>
joelteon: UDP is just "here's some shit. FUCKING DEAL WITH IT"
2013-08-07
<ec>
what the fuck *is* that tumblr!?
<ec>
wait what the fuck
<whitequark>
what the fuck is that tumblr
2013-08-06
<alexgordon>
fuck I feel old
<joelteon>
nuck is one fucked up motherfucker
<joelteon>
fuck
2013-08-05
<alexgordon>
fuck me
<ec>
who the fuck is gazoombo
2013-08-04
<whitequark>
and when it did work, with another font, it completely fucked up positioning
<ec>
it's just me fucking around with Unicode on OS X. It probably doesn't work anywhere else. I'm surprised it's still in there.
<ec>
incomprehensibly: When you've got some time, I'd like you to try this. (Don't read any of those issues, if you're interested in doing whatever-the-fuck-I'm-talking-about!)
2013-07-31
<vil>
or, not fucked as the case may be
<vil>
and then everyone is fucked
<alexgordon>
joelteon: SSL is a fucking mess and should die
<vil>
oh fuck
2013-07-25
<vil>
either have a fucking power outage or don't
2013-07-20
<vil>
fucking fuck this is ridiculous
2013-07-17
<nuck>
But still, his name is fucking Happy Thanksgiving
<ec>
I'm extremely judgemental about pot, and people who smoke it. I feel, on some level, like I *shouldn't* be … but I also, simultaneously, feel like I shouldn't-fucking-feel-bad *for* judging people for pot.
2013-07-12
<ec>
who the fuck is sammcd
2013-07-11
<jesusabdullah>
I need money so I'm gonna do work today so I can fucking bill someone
<jesusabdullah>
fuck
<incomprehensibly>
25 hour days is actually right on the money for fucked up sleep schedules
<incomprehensibly>
and fuck emacs
<incomprehensibly>
text editors fucking suck
2013-07-10
<prophile>
fuck yeah wax seals
<joelteon>
this fucking title meme is the new all your base
<prophile>
fuck steve
<incomprehensibly>
i fucking love clojure
2013-07-09
<alexgordon>
pretty fucked
<ec>
what's chelsea call it, fuck
<ec>
wish I could change the fucking port
<joelteon>
so fuck yourself
<ec>
incomprehensibly: TOTORO IS THE BEST FUCKING THING IN THE WORLD
<incomprehensibly>
jesus christ way to fucking change the argument to something it was not about in any way
2013-07-08
<ec>
so, said fuck it, paid for a low-end one. but the ping is terrible. might host my own in Illinois somewhere, idk.
2013-07-07
<joelteon>
fucking
2013-07-05
<vil>
irssi what the fuck
<joelteon>
what the fuck
<joelteon>
135,000 fucking lines of dependencies
<devyn>
idle as fuck
2013-07-03
<joelteon>
what the fuck is a chuftie
<joelteon>
fuck i'm mad
2013-07-01
<ec>
why the fuck would I, I'm American.
<ec>
who the fuck is prince phillip
<ec>
what the fuck is a philipbot
<jesusabdullah>
fucking paypal
2013-06-30
<prophile>
fuck, i've acid refluxed rice
<prophile>
fuck that
<prophile>
and fuck rutland
2013-06-29
<whitequark>
who the fuck cares about success
<alexgordon>
I'm a libertarian language designer: individuals should be able to do what they want, but they shouldn't be able to fuck up *your* life
<micahjohnston>
the new vampire weekend is fucking awesome
<alexgordon>
node's is fucking awesome
<whitequark>
fuck those people
<whitequark>
alexgordon: it's not about fucking disk
<whitequark>
fuck programming
<whitequark>
fuck C++
<whitequark>
this pretty fucking much destroys the purpose of module systems
<joelteon>
no fuck you
<ec>
who the fuck is cythraul
<devyn>
how the fuck does the user operate it
<cythraul>
Nuck: that's THE fucking racist bitch 2 u, misandrist
<Nuck>
FUCKING RACIST BITCH
<joelteon>
fuck
<Nuck>
HOW THE FUCK
<cythraul>
Nuck: i did. i'm fucking one of the ircops there.
<micahjohnston>
fucked up kinda bad on one of the songs and stopped for a bit
<jesusabdullah>
only weird part was during prayer I was like, "who the fuck is Joseph Smith??"
2013-06-28
<jesusabdullah>
you combine those three together along with an understanding of numerical methods and you're fucking unstoppable
<alexgordon>
micahjohnston: because statistics are fucking awesome, and everything else you can learn from wikipedia :P
<alexgordon>
micahjohnston: btw, do some fucking statistics at uni :P
<jesusabdullah>
technically but it's a pretty fucking light one
<micahjohnston>
fretless bass would be fucking fun
<joelteon>
vil: you disgusting fucking liar
2013-06-27
<purr>
micahjohnston: stop fucking doing that
<whitequark>
fucking hipsters
<joelteon>
why the fuck do they not have a silent das keyboard model m for mac
<whitequark>
jesusabdullah: IT IS FUCKING TERRIBLE, JVM BYTECODE IS A PIECE OF FUCKING SHTI
<whitequark>
fuck boxing
<whitequark>
fuck
<whitequark>
what a fucking mess
<whitequark>
and fucking no user-defined value types
<vil>
except fucking arrays
<vil>
why the fuck are arrays a primitive in Java?
<vil>
that you have to suppress with a fucking compiler directive
<alexgordon>
fucking programmers
<vil>
*fucking oglaf
<vil>
fuck oglaf
<purr>
micahjohnston: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<purr>
micahjohnston: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<purr>
vil: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<purr>
micahjohnston: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<micahjohnston>
and I'm so fucking mad about it
<micahjohnston>
I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED
2013-06-26
<joelteon>
I fucking love vlad's christmas stuff though
<whitequark>
vil: fuck AT&T
<vil>
fuck
<incomprehensibly>
so fucking awesome
<vil>
fuck it
<devyn>
incomprehensibly: who the fuck cares about optical media. also displayport/thunderbolt
<joelteon>
also there's the fact that the 10.9 accessibility API makes no fucking sense
<vil>
fucking X
<joelteon>
if it does get all fucked up
<joelteon>
and I don't want arch to fuck up my hardware
<devyn>
incomprehensibly: you're looking at this from the perspective of your current computer. stop it. your MacBook is really fucking old. the new Air will beat the pants off of it
<vil>
who the fuck uses the term lackadaisical in a wikipedia article about async IO
2013-06-25
<alexgordon>
lol fuck irssi
<niggler>
lol fuck go
2013-06-24
<whitequark>
fuck
<ec>
devyn, prophile, joelteon, vil: wake the fuck up, broskis
<Zayd>
AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN ELLIOTT CABLE IRC PARTY CAUSE EVERYONE IS A FUCKING NERD.
<alexgordon>
who the fuck are you
<alexgordon>
just fucking
2013-06-23
<whitequark>
well, generally fuck clangs
<whitequark>
and I can fuck with the grammar until it works like I want it to
<whitequark>
and seriously, fuck PEG
<whitequark>
then it's fucking awesome
<ec>
and banging your head against it for *fucking days*, getting discouraged, and giving up.
<ec>
as soon as I can find a program that doesn't try and teach anything important using *fucking Java*, I'm hoping to do so.
<ec>
but I'm a fucking developer!
<whitequark>
I'm too fucking dumb
<whitequark>
fuck that
<whitequark>
but how the fuck is this related to call/cc
<whitequark>
what the fuck
<purr>
<Nuck> when the fuck was I a seahorse
<joelteon>
fuck em
2013-06-22
<joelteon>
whe fuck
<ec>
who the fuck are these people
<whitequark>
joelteon: i fuck things
<whitequark>
purr: are you fucking dumb
2013-06-21
<ec>
I fucking hate semver; I'll be incrementing the number every time I damn feel like it.
<alexgordon>
jesus fuck
<ec>
fuck, sorry, multitasking
<ec>
fuck, where were we
<alexgordon>
joelteon: you're a fucking idiot
<whitequark>
because all hipsters fucking love PEG
<whitequark>
but now, I read it and duh! ovoids! that's really fucking funny
<whitequark>
what the fuck
<whitequark>
fuck C++, they are abusing the ter
<whitequark>
fuck, 80% of ocaml looks like I would have designed it
<whitequark>
fuck ruby, i'm writing it in ocaml
<prophile>
cups of fuck
<purr>
<alexgordon> FUCK cups
<joelteon>
tosin abasi is so fucking good
2013-06-20
<whitequark>
I fucking love ocaml.
<ec>
FUCK ME IT STILL SEGFAULTED
<whitequark>
what the flying fuck
<devyn>
holy shit what the fuck is this
<whitequark>
it's 700 lines of fucking insanity
<whitequark>
how do you think the fucking thing works?!
<whitequark>
devyn: FUCK YES
<whitequark>
it's too fucking monstrous
<whitequark>
(you kinda can in Forth, e.g. LaTeX, but fuck that nightmare.)
<whitequark>
plus, you have to rewrite all your favorite grammars in PEG with its fucking unlimited lookahead
<joelteon>
fuck
<devyn>
the fuck
<devyn>
what the fuck is tranquil
<joelteon>
problem is it requires tranquil which is a fucking awful language
<joelteon>
fucking
<devyn>
without a fucking hitch
<joelteon>
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT QUOTE
2013-06-19
<ec>
also, brr's server is a fucking clusterfuck
<ec>
which surprisingly many clients didn't fuck up
<prophile>
how the fuck did that happen
<vil>
fuck it, album can go on a different line or something
<joelteon>
applescript fucking sucks
<ec>
I fucking hate didone typefaces, and thus I hate Computer Modern, and thus I hate 99.9% of TeX output.
<ec>
FUCKIGN FUCK
<vil>
and suddenly I was fucking with AppleScript
<ec>
I'm gonna have to start writing this in HTML or sommat. Fuck Google Docs' styling.
<purr>
vil: no. fuck you.
<alexgordon>
fucking
<vil>
land io-s are fucking expensive
<alexgordon>
well clang is fucking useless
<joelteon>
dude lenses are FUCKING COOL
<whitequark>
to spare your fucking phone from doing that
<whitequark>
it's also convenient to compile for, PROVIDED all you want is a fucking dumb interpreter which won't even analyze the stuff it's reading.
<whitequark>
or, fuck x86
<ec>
fuck, maybe I shouldn't call that. But it *is* a LIFO-list, a stack-y queue?
<whitequark>
alexgordon: no, fuck C. just fuck.
<alexgordon>
no fuck YOU
<whitequark>
alexgordon: fuck C
<alexgordon>
fuck, arguing with myself again
<alexgordon>
as whitequark or was it prophile was saying: operational fucking semantics
<ec>
FUCK
<alexgordon>
how the fuck does that make sense
<ec>
FUCK IT
2013-06-18
<alexgordon>
fuck yeah
<alexgordon>
fuck?
<joelteon>
the fuck
<alexgordon>
jesus fuck this is complex
<ec>
fuck
<ec>
it's BRIGHT FUCKING PINK in my screen when you do so