2014-03-09

<devyn> and I never have dreams, but for some fucking reason I had to have a dream about her
<devyn> it takes a fucking toll
<purr> <elliottcable> If you think anything important came out of Linus fucking around in his garage, then you’re naïve.

2014-03-07

<yorickpeterse> what the fuck
<whitequark> what. the. fuck.

2014-03-06

<ELLIOTTCABLE> so, as long as I'm Android'ing, I have to go open my goddamn laptop to play music, and then run back to it every time a song bores me. Are you fucking kidding me? #firstworldproblems
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Fucking fuck.

2014-03-05

<whitequark> the fuck
<alexgordon> FUCK IT
<yorick> ELLIOTTCABLE: fuck dogs they suck and bite people
<alexgordon> seriously, fuck this shit:
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck the yoricks
<whitequark> or python's __get__ or whatever the fuck they have
<joelteon> glad to see GIMP is just as fucking crap as ever
<whitequark> alexgordon: who the fuck needs java-style oo
<yorickpeterse> interfaces are a big fucking joke if you'd ask me
<yorickpeterse> You're mistaking OO with Java's fucked up OO system
<yorick> yorickpeterse: ur mom is fucking terrible!
<yorickpeterse> prototypical oo is fucking terrible
<alexgordon> fuck oop is so complicated
<ELLIOTTCABLE> FUCK ME
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck ME I did it AGAIN
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck ME
<ELLIOTTCABLE> christ fucking almighty, this is supposed to be easy.
<devyn> what the fuck?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucking fucking fucking FUCK, KSP
<whitequark> hahahahaha buildbot is fucking awesome

2014-03-04

<ELLIOTTCABLE> and the load completes as he's saying ‘beauty’ and the motherfucker just fucking explodes for no reason
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and, fucking, can't breathe, laughing, so, hard,
<whitequark> fuck.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> currently want to mod the fuck out of my Space Minecraft
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what the fuck parts are those, or what is the purpose? unfamiliar looking
<devyn> fuck, you guys are making me want to play
<devyn> I ate a huge fucking burrito.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I am having SO MUCH FUCKING TROUBLE conducting a successful Mün-landing in career mode.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what even the fuck
<devyn> what the fuck?
<whitequark> and explain to me what the fuck the author even means
<joelteon> fuck you

2014-03-03

<whitequark> can someone tell me what the fuck I just watched
<glowcoil> joelteon: that's the stupidest fucking reason in the world to tell someone to stop talking about feminism etc.
<glowcoil> fucking white well to do straight male libertarian ESR
<glowcoil> and fucking assassinate you
<glowcoil> no matter how fucking immaculate your social justice PR strategy is, people will be actively angry at it
<whitequark> CAM (generating toolpath) is one of the hardest ever parts of such machining task, at least for me, because it's hugely dependent on a lot of factors, it includes a lot of math and time investment (if you poke the CAM software itself), and if you get it wrong you either break your tool/workpiece or just get result of unsatisfactory quality with very little explanation of *why* it is fucked up
<glowcoil> so many fucking white male libertarian hackers
<ELLIOTTCABLE> FUck me.
<devyn> what the fuck judofyr
<glowcoil> sitting here staring at the fucking netflix homepage
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I fucking LOVE Khachaturian.
<devyn> fuck this.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck name-binding, make it actual-value-binding. Some sort of visual editor (three dismensional, for shits 'n giggles?), where actual code / snippets / functions / modules / object-definitions, whatever, are linked to the places they're used, without a name acting as an intermediary
<ELLIOTTCABLE> this would be something **fucking great** to explore something less textual, with.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck me, I don't even remember Paws' nominal syntax :x
<devyn> alexgordon: you do not want to work on anything in hong kong. it's humid and hot as fuck all the time
<ELLIOTTCABLE> or you could come to Chicago, fuck knows why.
<joelteon> good ones make fucking shittons of money
<alexgordon> express it through fucking!
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: what is the meaning of life, if not fucking?
<alexgordon> surely one cannot be bored of fucking
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: anyway I was suggesting that _you_ fuck something, not me
<devyn> help alexgordon to fuck things?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> help you fuck things?
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: and/or fuck things
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Now I have fuck-all to do, and the only thing that gets me out of bed, after hours of Kindle-reading or Hulu-watching, is the dogs getting antsy and making me worried they'll piss on my floor if I don't drag myself out of bed and take them out.

2014-03-02

<joelteon> client certificate support is fucking crap
<joelteon> oh my FUCKING GOd i figured it out
<joelteon> fucking FUCK
<devyn> yo purr, what the fuck
<joelteon> fuck
<joelteon> now I need to figure out what the FUCK to do with it
<nuck> whitequark: I'm a former design and photography major, yes I fucking know
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Somebody shut purr the fuck up

2014-03-01

<yorickpeterse> Fucking Dutch people man
<yorickpeterse> what the fuck am I watching
<yorickpeterse> this fucking channel
<whitequark> what the fuck is a talking hamster and why they describe it like it literally cures cancer
<devyn> yorickpeterse: local ugly dudes in your area are desperate to fuck
<whitequark> oh fuck you actually were
<yorickpeterse> It's a pretty fucking scary country if you'd ask me
<yorickpeterse> man, the whole Ukraine thing is getting more fucked up by the day
<glowcoil> ELLIOTTCABLE: not really hungover, just really fucking worn out right now
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Why the fuck is purr so loud?
<glowcoil> and fuck it on the rest
<whitequark> and if you throw CUDA in, you can fucking *demolish* that problem
<ELLIOTTCABLE> why “fucking conics?”
<whitequark> FUCKING CONICS
<ELLIOTTCABLE> the entire fucking point of KSP, as a whole, if we back away from all this<
<whitequark> and apart from that, it really doesn't feel like a game anymore when you prod it and poke from inside and have to write fucking java. it feels like work.
<purr> <locks> * notes to everyone, even elliott asks how the fuck does Paws work

2014-02-28

<whitequark> kill la kill checking in: episode 20 is consistently more fucked up than previous 19
<joelteon> fuck the fucking ender fucking dragon
<devyn> I'm either way too fucking psyched to meet them or really awkward
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I fucking loooooove this game.
<whitequark> alexgordon: injured people are another thing. when you cannot perform basic tasks without pain or not at all, that's a fucking good reason for surgery
<ELLIOTTCABLE> er, society making you feel bad about your body also makes people go fucking *run*, non-stop, dying and gasping for breath and in immense pain, for *hours*. For dozens of miles.
<whitequark> what the fuck is up
<whitequark> plus also, there's fucking stereotypes
<whitequark> I'm fucking outta here

2014-02-27

<whitequark> fucking bourgeoisie
<whitequark> I'm taking a fucking taxi tomorrow, because apparently no public transport is present within 1km of the place I want to get to
<whitequark> WHAT THE FUCK
<whitequark> what the fuck google maps
<whitequark> fucking google told me to board a bus that doesnt exist
<purr> <gqbrielle> I FUCKED A MERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID
<purr> whitequark: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<ELLIOTTCABLE> how the fuck do I do this
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but fucking spectacular.
<devyn> it's always fucking downloads. mine's probably hundreds of gigs
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucking FUCK.
<glowcoil> fuck yes you can choose different modes/scales for the pads
<glowcoil> so fucking expensive though
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck
<drparse> fuck everything
<glowcoil> you can just fucking take a classic beat
<glowcoil> i fucking love how in hip hop
<glowcoil> potatoes are fucking awful
<glowcoil> i'm a fucking waste
<glowcoil> and then there's cereal and waffles and toast and eggs and bacon and fucking biscuits and gravy right there
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and it's fucking horrid and inadequate. /=
<alexgordon> [01:27:57] <ELLIOTTCABLE> a couple pot-heads, or directionless minimum-wage nobodies, or *something* … hopefully who are also attractive, so I can fuck their *brains* out …
<glowcoil> and it's fucking fucking awful
<glowcoil> already done the whole fucking
<ELLIOTTCABLE> a couple pot-heads, or directionless minimum-wage nobodies, or *something* … hopefully who are also attractive, so I can fuck their *brains* out …
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Very strange experience. It's very vivid for me. I really didn't give much of a fuck about sex, or even too much about appearance overall … and I *certainly* was easily attracted to a great personality.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck ME
<alexgordon> glowcoil: you grew up in fucking utah, ELLIOTTCABLE grew up in alaska
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but eastern-european? fuck yeeeeeah. Dat german build.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> once I know what the fuck I'm doing, a little bit, my first project is going to be a water-proof, WiFi-networked shower control.

2014-02-26

<whitequark> also, whoever the fuck made it is a moron
<whitequark> with a fucking spoon in your ass
<whitequark> "1tbsp" ← FUCK YOU
<whitequark> fuck all about that. instruments must last literally forever.
<whitequark> fuck digital, I don't want my instruments to stop working because "LOL NO BATTERY"
<whitequark> do they even know how *exactly* hard is it to find a good reducer on the same order as a hypophosphite anion? I bet they have no fucking idea, because they're thoroughly incompetent not in *drug enforcement*, but also in *not drug enforcement* or in other words
<whitequark> I hope they fucking choke and die
<whitequark> why the fuck they felt a reason to ban a completely innocious chemical *very* useful in metal plating is fucking beyond me
<whitequark> well guess what, bitches, you can make iodine with just about fucking anything
<whitequark> also by this point I am pretty sure the project leaders have absolutely no fucking clue whatever they're doing. that they got that accuracy on wax is *surprising*.
<whitequark> good fucking luck with that, formaldehyde is a carcinogen I'm not working with
<whitequark> whatever the fuck that is
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but realistically, you do this shit a lot. Is your room now dusty as fuck? :P
<ELLIOTTCABLE> how the fuck can it do (even soft-ish) metals, if it can't do harder PCB stock?
<joelteon> the fuck
<whitequark> it's fucking black
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what sounds like a fucking silly question, and unrelated to anything at hand, but,
<whitequark> ELLIOTTCABLE: hear there. my mill has 30x20cmx5cm working area (4.5x bigger), .05mm precision (but I verified that), is built of metal instead of fucking polyethylene, and has a proper 400W spindle, which, while crap, easily mills aluminum, uses EMC2, which is the CNC control software used in industry, is built out of 1.5cm aluminium, and cost me $560, literally half of which was shipping to RU.
<whitequark> WHAT THE FUCK
<ELLIOTTCABLE> no offense, or anything. it's fucking rad.
<whitequark> not in least because if you fuck up your toolpath, you break the tool and workpiece and you have to shell out $30 more and wait a week for delivery
<whitequark> it is truly enormous and complex and programming is fucking easy compared to it
<whitequark> CAD/CAM is a fucking massive complicated topic, I've been studying it nonstop for 2 months and I barely scratched the surface
<whitequark> just don't try to make fucking clusters out of it or generally solve engineering problems with it
<whitequark> arduino is fucking amazing toy for artists, designers, hobbyists and the like
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck you
<whitequark> no, fuck
<whitequark> lots of fine detail, which, if fucked up, kill the entire purpose of an aesthetically pleasing PCB, even if don't affect functionality in any way
<whitequark> fucking acrylic
<whitequark> it was a fucking hair
<whitequark> okay what the fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE> FOR THE FUCKING LIFE OF ME, I can't differentiate the “Hangouts message” sound from the “generic inspecific notification” sound.
<whitequark> because hungry as fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but dudes are *so* fucking unattractive.
<glowcoil> just fucking amazing
<glowcoil> ELLIOTTCABLE: haha i think the + fucked up terminal's url recognition
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 'cuz it's ten past four in the morning, and FUCK ALL if I'm gonna try to do something productive for the purpose of a photo
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and WHOEVER THE FUCK, out of my dozens of Hulu give-ees, is a Yu-Gi-Oh fan, is GODDAMN PROLIFIC
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and that problem, is Yu-Gi-Oh! GX, whatever the fuck that is, on Hulu
<glowcoil> that's so fucking cool
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jesusabdullah: I'm really, really fucking annoyed with it.

2014-02-25

<joelteon> fucking arcade fire
<glowcoil> -fuck
<glowcoil> it's just so much fucking bigger than anything you interact with day to day
<glowcoil> and see how fucking flat it looks
<glowcoil> alexgordon: idk like sometimes i'll stare down at the valley and look at how big it is but how small a part of the world it is, and realize how trapped i am on the surface of the earth i am and how flat it looks because the sphere is so fucking big
<joelteon> it's a lot less fucking painful
<joelteon> ok fuck that
<alexgordon> holy shit windowserver is fucked

2014-02-24

<gq> fuck. 15. she'll be able to get her driver's permit
<whitequark> node no, if I ever learn someone uses node I'd fucking burn all that with fire
<whitequark> though to me it seems more like "decently expensive" thing rather than "what the fuck is up with you, US" thing
<whitequark> because that's fucking ridiculous
<whitequark> I don't know who the fuck put that part about BDD there
<yorickpeterse> "Holy shit balls I'm amazed this works and oh fuck Mongo is down again"
<yorickpeterse> fuck you
<whitequark> I mean, we don't use fucking mongodb
<whitequark> because fuck that
<alexgordon> fucking ruby :P
<alexgordon> but ultimately building parsers in haskell is fucking annoying
<devyn> because I can just fucking install stuff and it works right away

2014-02-23

<drserialize> this song is so fucking repetitive and I can't get it out of my head
<devyn> how the fuck did this get printed, Germany
<drparse> these days I'm just happy if they're _thin_. fuck 25% obesity level
<drparse> only spain is that fucked up
<devyn> like in the US if you're 18 and your girlfriend is 17, that's a big fucking deal
<devyn> drparse: she's pretty attractive, and also probably too young for me... but, fuck good judgement, eh?
<joelteon> fuck
<whitequark> oh fuck off
<whitequark> fuck C
<devyn> oh fuck that

2014-02-22

<whitequark> it's expensive as fuck so I won't buy there
<joelteon> fuck dude i miss that game
<whitequark> "maybe the government got overthrown today, but my chicken nuggets are exactly fucking same today as yesterday. stability!"
<whitequark> fuck I seriously hate this squishy thing
<glowcoil> "fucked seven people over the last 3 months"
<whitequark> I mean seriously, you screw someone and you're happy for five minutes. You develop an industrial-quality process and you feel fucking amazing for a *month*
<whitequark> like, there are negative aspects to it, but hell, there is a fucking huge amount of negative aspects to perfect within-two-years marriages of which half falls apart within 6 months

2014-02-21

<alexgordon> ALGOL can go fuck itself
<alexgordon> fuck all this static shit as far as objects go :P
<alexgordon> OOP is pretty fucking complicated
<joelteon> fucking around with ghc head

2014-02-20

<glowcoil> fuck netsplits :p
<whitequark> also with an incredibly detailed picture, Kouta Hirano would be fucking proud
<glowcoil> also strunk & white's forbidding of passive sentences is really fucking stupid
<alexgordon> in programming you have to instruct the computer to build the fucking thing from bits and pieces
<whitequark> and so far I've not seen it used for fucking blog posts
<whitequark> for his fucking blog articles
<alexgordon> glowcoil: it's french, they were probably too busy fucking
<whitequark> then I stopped giving a fuck
<glowcoil> because it's a fucking ridiculous language
* whitequark preventively tells ec to fuck off
<whitequark> anyway, fuck syntax, I'm tired of it and practically any non-moronic textual syntax suits me well, graphical ast-based ones are all moronic, and others I'm not aware of

2014-02-19

<yorick> yorickpeterse: ur mom's too fucking boring!
<yorickpeterse> yorick: that's too fucking boring
<yorickpeterse> maybe I should practise by writing a 200 page paper on why Mongo is fucking terrible
<yorickpeterse> also fuck you for that tweet :P
<joelteon> i hate when youtube just says "fuck you"
<whitequark> I mean, what about not giving a fuck about rules

2014-02-18

<whitequark> oh whoever the fuck cares about that
<ELLIOTTCABLE> possibly excluding programming manuals. because everybody knows you just fuck around in the REPL, and leave the exercises for people stupid enough to take CS courses from a backwards-ass university.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I have a date tonight. I don't want to go. I want to fucking fix my 3D printer, or continue reading Horowitz & Hill.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> maybe I should be focusing on learning to design logic circuitry for cell-based design, or perhaps FPGA shit. that's actually *approachable* without fucking exchanging my living-room for a clean-room …
<whitequark> it's *probably* not feasible (well, *I* would easily do that in my apartment building, because I don't give a fuck and like shoveling frozen ground at evening)
<whitequark> oh, it's more "postal service is fucked up", rather than "omg this is really precise"
<whitequark> whoever gives a fuck about that. s,USER,MORON,-serviceable
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 10mA is where it starts hurting, 20mA is where it starts fucking with your heart
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but then why the fuck are there three plugs?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I spent two days researching how to do this, 'cuz I'm batshit terrified of mains-voltage, and I STILL fucked it up
<whitequark> okay, now it does sound fucked up to me
<yorickpeterse> To clean it up but hey, my brain was already like "WOOOOW WOOOOW WHAT THE FUCK"
<yorickpeterse> They are fucked up in the sense that they are rather disturbing
<whitequark> why do you keep calling them "fucked up"? I think it's really fascinating
<yorickpeterse> The fucked up dreams I have usually touch some moral/mental issue opposed to gore
<yorickpeterse> I had a pretty fucked up dream that involved family members getting stapped and me driving people over with a jumbo jet
<joelteon> this fucking sucks
<whitequark> this is so. fucking. helpful.
<devyn> VAC is *so good* that cheat developers are turning to fucking KERNEL MODULES
<glowcoil> god drug policies are so fucked
<glowcoil> and in that case it's fucking scary

2014-02-17

<yorickpeterse> jesus, this entire pack is fucking great
<yorickpeterse> fuck yiss
<yorickpeterse> ...there's a fucking super mario brothers sample for a synth
<yorickpeterse> oh yeah so randomly hitting the fucking "Panic" button in the synth makes it work suddenly
<yorickpeterse> so this fucking art pack comes with a fucking Slackware ebook
<yorickpeterse> this one artist re-uses the same fucking beat throughout two albums as far as I can tell
<yorickpeterse> My keyboard has drum pads, I wonder if I can somehow hook those up to my drum kit app so I don't have to fucking point & click
<yorickpeterse> Fuck no, Linux has plenty of things for it
<yorickpeterse> Did you just tell me to go fuck myself with a brick?
<yorickpeterse> also fuck mpd
<glowcoil> there are so many fucking possibilities
<glowcoil> a bunch of fucking functions that take and return adts, or a bucnh of fucking statements and pointers and globals and c
<glowcoil> everyone has so fucking little imagination about what "pure" means
<glowcoil> devyn: whitequark is being a huge fucking pessimist and refuses to believe that there's any possible way something i say can be viable
<glowcoil> whitequark: i haven't written a fucking line of anything but java or javascript in months and months
<whitequark> you make fucking grenades AND FUCKING KILL IT
<whitequark> if life gives you fucking lemons
<whitequark> fucking parsers can be fucking stateful
<alexgordon> FUCKING ALEXGORDON. SOMEBODY FUCKING FIND HIM YOU FICKS

2014-02-16

<joelteon> fuck haskell

2014-02-15

<whitequark> your fucking router likely has 8MB
<alexgordon> yeah but they were fucking expensive :P
<alexgordon> there's lots of people fucking in australia, there'll be a lot of new australians... but I try not to think about it

2014-02-14

<yorickpeterse> oh, because of fucking Google+ apparently
<yorickpeterse> weeaboos are fucked up man
<joelteon> it fucking ends in "VM"
<whitequark> and fuck that a thousand fucking times
<whitequark> I want to be able to edit *anything*, *right fucking now*, without restarting entire system.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Fucking Android.

2014-02-13

<glowcoil> excluding fucking retruning books to the library, vacuuming, buying more socks, etc.

2014-02-12

<yorickpeterse> whitequark: http://i.imgur.com/G6U08UZ.jpg this is the worst fucking wallpaper
<whitequark> lol fuck people
<glowcoil> you know fuck heat
<whitequark> heat fucking dissipation.
<whitequark> for writing fucking python
<glowcoil> why the fuck am i double majoring in math and cs
<glowcoil> minds are not fucking
<glowcoil> omg the fucking godel proof argument
<glowcoil> so what the fuck does the inside of a neuron do
<glowcoil> is fucking far off
<whitequark> a better substrate for x86 is so fucking far
<glowcoil> fuck mind uploading is so far off
<glowcoil> i need to fucking vacuum
<glowcoil> so much fucking trash on this dorm room flor
<whitequark> ugh fucking ast manipulation crowd
<whitequark> three fucking components
<whitequark> show me something real. a simulation of, say, circuit, but not a fucking transistor and a led, but at least... let's say switchmode power supply
<whitequark> you end up fucking up your domain abstractions in favor of some intuitive shit
<whitequark> so while I'd embrace the fuck out of it idk if it can fly
<nuck> And people are fucking stupid
<whitequark> I fucking hate screencasts, now I have to dedicate all my attention to it for 56 fucking minutes to get one paragraph of information