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<ELLIOTTCABLE>
hi, alexgordon
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
home organization shit right now
<alexgordon>
hi ELLIOTTCABLE
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
my place is something of a mess.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
clutter.
<alexgordon>
:O
* alexgordon
images macbooks littering the floor
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
partially because I was using my office/lab-room as a “throw shit in here when you don't want to deal with it” storage-room
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and now I've unloaded that entire room into my living-room, because I'm *working* in here
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
which means my living room is now full of cluttered crap of all flavours.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
in addition, as of an hour ago, I've started *unloading* my entire (very very full) tool-box, onto flat folding tables
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
so I can see my entire tool arsenal at a glance, and re-organize the thing before sorting it back into the tool-box.
<alexgordon>
ELLIOTTCABLE: what are you making?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
making? nothing, right now. an organized home, lol.
<purr>
lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
after that, some stupid gadget formed of LEDs and self-loathing.
<alexgordon>
ELLIOTTCABLE: if only you were young like whitequark
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
once I know what the fuck I'm doing, a little bit, my first project is going to be a water-proof, WiFi-networked shower control.
<alexgordon>
you're too old for this shit ELLIOTTCABLE
<alexgordon>
you need to retire
* ELLIOTTCABLE
lols
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I want to be able to dial in an *exact* temperature for my shower, without an analog dial by hand. I want it to be regulated; and I want to be able to start it when I'm laying in bed.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
or better yet, automatically with my alarm.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
here's hoping the call of a hot, running shower gives me an easier time getting up in the morning :P
<alexgordon>
hm
* alexgordon
thinks ELLIOTTCABLE needs a servant
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
or just a computer.
<alexgordon>
hot maid?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and a fuckton of IoT devices. ;P
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
oh. that's not a bad idea.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
unfortunately in reality, they're all brown and old. #sexualracist
<alexgordon>
-_-
<whitequark>
or hot and bad maids
<whitequark>
I'd rather have someone brown and old and good at maiding than hot and incompetent
<alexgordon>
ELLIOTTCABLE: pfft, there's brown and then there's brown. What about a sexy brazilian maid?
<whitequark>
because not only are they incompetent, but the very existence of their occupation reaffirms the fact that it's ok to be hot and incompetent
<whitequark>
and I loathe that
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
not into brazillian, or anything else
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
whitequark: agreed, *unless* hot-and-incompetent is actually attracted to me.
<alexgordon>
ELLIOTTCABLE: hm, you are quite an enigma Mr Elly
<whitequark>
idea: a tsundere maid
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
in which case, fantastic (literally, as-of-a-fantasy) fetish sex scheduled twice monthly? yes please.
<whitequark>
well, nah, I'm sure that was already explored to death
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
alexgordon: not really.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I like 'em pasty white, and with soft skin. That's really the extent of my tastes.
<alexgordon>
ELLIOTTCABLE: i.e. "alaskan"
<alexgordon>
or japanese :P
<whitequark>
pasty white?
<joelteon>
yeah
<joelteon>
like paste
<whitequark>
no, japanese being pasty white
<whitequark>
is not the most common opinion so to say
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<alexgordon>
whitequark: really?
<alexgordon>
whitequark: that's what I think when I think of japanese people
<alexgordon>
very white
<glowcoil>
request:
<glowcoil>
kill me
* alexgordon
kills glowcoil
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Japanese? Ew, no, they aren't white
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I find asians, middle-easterners, africans, extremely unattractive.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
It's not like they're terrible people. I'm sure I'd have an easier time finding somebody to make me happy if I were a little more open-minded.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
But Jesus Christ, I just find them as unattractive as I find someone suffering from an extremity-of-obesity /=
<alexgordon>
ELLIOTTCABLE: they are literally white
<alexgordon>
as in light skinned
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
er, no. Caucasian == white.
<alexgordon>
lol whatever you say
<purr>
lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
What crazy dialect defines people with brown, yellow, or red skin as ‘white?’ o_O
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
It's not ‘light-skinned.’ It's ‘white.’
<alexgordon>
just saying, some japanese people have whiter skin than me
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
we all know you're black <3
<alexgordon>
no no micah is black
<glowcoil>
-paws
<purr>
glowcoil: “the scientology of programming langiages” <http://ell.io/iksN9>
<alexgordon>
ELLIOTTCABLE: I'm pretty white, though that may be because the sun never comes out here :P
<glowcoil>
me, and ELLIOTTCABLE
<alexgordon>
glowcoil: can japanese people be white?
<glowcoil>
alexgordon: I and everyone I know use the term white to refer to like, european
<glowcoil>
alexgordon: so, I wouldn't say japanese people are white
<glowcoil>
alexgordon: because it has ethnic/racial implications
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I suspect it's an American vs. English, thing
<glowcoil>
alexgordon: though some japanese people's skin can be as light as any european's, yes
<alexgordon>
glowcoil: many european people have pretty brown skin
<glowcoil>
alexgordon: right
<alexgordon>
in like italy, greece, croatia
<glowcoil>
alexgordon: but they're "white"
<glowcoil>
my point is that "white" is not a descriptive term you evaluate on a skin-by-skin basis, it's a racial/ethnic term
<alexgordon>
glowcoil: right. I know what white is, but in the context me and elliott were talking about his dislike for brazilians or people with brown skin
<glowcoil>
ok
<alexgordon>
japanese people are "white"
<alexgordon>
as opposed to brown
<alexgordon>
some of them. some of them are brown
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
it's less colour of skin, and more specific ethnic groups I don't find myself attracted to in women.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
In men, I find I'm more undiscriminating, at least, to whatever extent I'm interested at all.
<alexgordon>
man I don't have that at all
<alexgordon>
except for black women (sorry black women! :()
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
An african / african-american male is as likely to be attractive to me as a white male … but both, far more so than a the same in a female.
<glowcoil>
idk yeah i tend to be most attracted to white girls
<glowcoil>
-shrug
<purr>
glowcoil: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<glowcoil>
attraction isn't something you can really choose
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Eastern chicks, nope. Japan, China, Korea.
<glowcoil>
and basically depends on socialization/upbringing
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
but eastern-european? fuck yeeeeeah. Dat german build.
<alexgordon>
glowcoil: right
<glowcoil>
germany's western europe?
<glowcoil>
?
<alexgordon>
glowcoil: I grew up in london, pretty multicultural
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
or stereotypical hot russians with bright-white skin and long blonde hair. :P
<alexgordon>
glowcoil: you grew up in fucking utah, ELLIOTTCABLE grew up in alaska
<glowcoil>
alexgordon: right
<alexgordon>
glowcoil: germany is western europe yes
<alexgordon>
although parts of it are still quite eastern european
<alexgordon>
because of the wall
<glowcoil>
alexgordon: what i meant was that elliott referred to it as eastern :p
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
k well this conversation is uninteresting and I have organization and cleaning to do. ugh.
<glowcoil>
i guess i largely classify europe by languages in my mind
<alexgordon>
brain is fried
<alexgordon>
ELLIOTTCABLE: the "north south east west" thing is more of a sociopolitical construct than anothing
<alexgordon>
north and west europe are rich
<alexgordon>
south europe is hot
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
yep.
<alexgordon>
eastern europe is a bit russian
<glowcoil>
haha
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
A Bit Russian
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
A Bit Quarkian
<glowcoil>
i can't say
<glowcoil>
I
<glowcoil>
"i'm attracted to this class of people"
<alexgordon>
ELLIOTTCABLE: 100% with you on eastern european chicks though!
<glowcoil>
becuase i'm not attracted to most people
<glowcoil>
at all
<alexgordon>
ELLIOTTCABLE: come to london, that's something we have lots of
<glowcoil>
like, basically takes me getting to know someone to even be interested in them
<glowcoil>
and by then a lot of the time it's already past time that they've gotten the signal that i'm not
<alexgordon>
ELLIOTTCABLE: and there's a stigma against them (like mexicans in the US) so they're alllll yours
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
holy CRAP my bit-drawer is a MESS
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck ME
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
glowcoil: yeah. I used to have that problem.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Then I discovered that sex is really, really, spectacularly, unreasonably fun, when you're made to feel like you're good at it.
<glowcoil>
lul
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Boom, magically, others (mostly females) became *unreasonably* much more visually attention-grabbing.
<glowcoil>
i'm just an awkward shy person overall so i don't think i'll ever be truly confident in that department
<alexgordon>
glowcoil: bullshit
<glowcoil>
best i can hope for is probably like
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Very strange experience. It's very vivid for me. I really didn't give much of a fuck about sex, or even too much about appearance overall … and I *certainly* was easily attracted to a great personality.
<glowcoil>
confident i won't embarrass myself etc.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
but then …
<glowcoil>
like, sufficiently not-bad
<glowcoil>
:p
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
nah lies
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
there's always gonna be That One Girl who's spectacularly into you emotionally, or who's really under-developed sexually compared to you, or who's simply truly impressed by what you do
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
that'll give you confidence that you'll never lose. It's just a matter of time until it comes along.
<glowcoil>
i suppose
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
for most of my friends and acquaintances, it seems to have been a fuckbuddy, instead of a relationship, strangely enough
<glowcoil>
actually most girls that have liked me, i've been less shy than them, more socially confident and capable
<glowcoil>
so if i had just not had the stupid mindset of i-am-inferior-to-all-girls at the time i woudl have gone for it
<glowcoil>
etc.
<glowcoil>
but the one girl i've actually gone anywhere with baiscally can't tolerate not feeling better than everyone else around her all the time
<glowcoil>
so yeah
<alexgordon>
glowcoil: don't think so much :P
<glowcoil>
weird because she was also a huge sub, just not emotionally...
<glowcoil>
alexgordon: that's how i do thigns
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
ugh that feel
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
glowcoil: bro down homie. internet-fistbump for commiseration.
* glowcoil
fist bumps
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
been there SO HARD, on the “girl with whom is going somewhere, but makes you feel like shit.”
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
in fact, several times, which is mind-bending. No idea how I keep ending up like that.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
(maybe I need to start dating black or asian girls ;)
<glowcoil>
weird
<glowcoil>
haha
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
current stance: brb, dating ALL OF THE SHITTY PEOPLE, to make myself feel better.
<glowcoil>
yeah like i'm frustrated because
<glowcoil>
the girl things didn't work out with, with whom i'm now just really good friends, becuase of timing
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
a couple pot-heads, or directionless minimum-wage nobodies, or *something* … hopefully who are also attractive, so I can fuck their *brains* out …
<glowcoil>
would NOT have been that at all
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I'll be back to my general state of egotistical fucker.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
instead of current state of self-loathing.
<glowcoil>
she's hands down top several nicest people i know
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
no chance at a second-chance?
<alexgordon>
man that took far too long to find
<glowcoil>
alexgordon: lolol
<purr>
lolol
<glowcoil>
ELLIOTTCABLE: i mean, waiting around haha
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I keep forgetting that exists
<glowcoil>
ELLIOTTCABLE: semi good friends with the current bf now too tho
<glowcoil>
so yeah
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
we REALLY need to set up a way to get purr to do that for us
<glowcoil>
already done the whole fucking
<glowcoil>
dating someone who is not done with someone you are also friends with
<glowcoil>
and it's fucking fucking awful
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
ick.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
okay. turning around to deal with my insane pile of bits, now. ddis
<glowcoil>
aw ok
* alexgordon
will take over
<glowcoil>
lol
<glowcoil>
alexgordon: we know far too little about *your* dating life
<glowcoil>
i know there are some good stories
<glowcoil>
wait how old are ou
<glowcoil>
you
<alexgordon>
[01:27:57] <ELLIOTTCABLE> a couple pot-heads, or directionless minimum-wage nobodies, or *something* … hopefully who are also attractive, so I can fuck their *brains* out …
<purr>
ELLIOTTCABLE: SyntaxError: Syntax is `s/expression/replacetext/gi`.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
-topic s/.*/mo'nads, mo'problems/
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<alexgordon>
glowcoil: I once had sex with two girls and it involved a solitary cup #lying
<glowcoil>
tha'ts interesting
<glowcoil>
tell more stories
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alexgordon is now known as drparse
<glowcoil>
who needs parsing
<glowcoil>
currently
* drparse
dude I'm always a-parsing
<drparse>
erm, glowcoil^
<glowcoil>
lol
<purr>
lol
<drparse>
anyway
<drparse>
glowcoil: ^ eh I don't go for long relationships (have you noticed?), got no patience for that kind of drama
<drparse>
I guess I'm a pretty soulless person
<glowcoil>
ok
<drparse>
:\
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
:/
<drparse>
-_-
<glowcoil>
:
<drparse>
:•
* drparse
has a heart of ice
<drparse>
at least me and whitequark can keep each other company
<drparse>
in a non-gay way
<glowcoil>
i hate
<glowcoil>
everything
<drparse>
:(
<drparse>
glowcoil: love, for I cannot
<glowcoil>
lul
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
glowcoil: why
<glowcoil>
ELLIOTTCABLE: one reason i'm in a semi bad mood is that
<glowcoil>
i slept 8 hrs, starting at 5:30 am, and woke up halfway through a CS midterm
<glowcoil>
probably got a B+ to A- on it, hopefully, so that wasn't bad
<glowcoil>
but still put me in a bad mood
<glowcoil>
also i have been putting off all this emailey shit for a long time
<glowcoil>
letters of recommendtion and stuff
<glowcoil>
and have probably double digit library fines
<glowcoil>
and lots of math and physics to do
<glowcoil>
idk
<glowcoil>
none of that would really automatically put me in a bad mood
<glowcoil>
idk
<glowcoil>
also
<glowcoil>
i am consistently eating way too much and not being active enough
<drparse>
glowcoil: disorganised much?
<glowcoil>
i've gained like 20 pounds this school year
<glowcoil>
drparse: well i *feel* organized right now since my dorm room is immaculate and my desk is really clean
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
dude. that weight feel. ugh.
<glowcoil>
drparse: and i'm keeping up but
<glowcoil>
ELLIOTTCABLE: yeah that's probably the main reason right now
<drparse>
glowcoil: SQUATS AND OATS
<glowcoil>
lol
<purr>
lol
<glowcoil>
though i still look skinny overall, like my face etc., so if i mention i need to eat less or be more active or whatever people are just kind of disbelieving
<glowcoil>
which i guess is mostly a plus
<glowcoil>
but idk
<glowcoil>
weight is retarded
<glowcoil>
food is retarded
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
right.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
trying to start calorie-counting. I suck at it.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
mostly because I depend on software for MY ENTIRE LIFE.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and calorie-counting / food-tracking is one place where the software world is unreasonably, unbelievably, insanely incompetent.
<drparse>
glowcoil: skip breakfast. lol
<glowcoil>
yeah i've been calorie-counting for the past months
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
the *best thing* out there, is something called MyFitnessPal.
<glowcoil>
helped somewhat probably
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and it's fucking horrid and inadequate. /=
<glowcoil>
i mean i've gained an intuition for it so i don't ahve to use an app anymore
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
that's what I hear happens
<glowcoil>
drparse: lol i usually do
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
but I can't *get* to that point
<glowcoil>
i never used an app in the first place
<glowcoil>
it's just like
<glowcoil>
pizza slice is 300 calories
<glowcoil>
etc.
<drparse>
glowcoil: skip lunch too!
<glowcoil>
lol
<glowcoil>
drparse: lol
<glowcoil>
what happens is
<glowcoil>
i get motivated to not eat
<glowcoil>
that puts food on my mind
<glowcoil>
i make it to dinner and eat a shit ton of shitty food
<drparse>
where do you live?
<glowcoil>
and then i've had like 1500-2000 calories of shitty food for dinner
<drparse>
half of food is just the access thing
<glowcoil>
yeah
<glowcoil>
i have a food plan at a dining hall
<glowcoil>
that's a major part
<glowcoil>
i think
<glowcoil>
all you can eat
<drparse>
I have the opposite problem. I'm too lazy to prepare food most of the time
<glowcoil>
:/
<drparse>
so I don't eat enough as I should
<glowcoil>
yeah i wish i had to make my own food
<glowcoil>
then i would be like satisfied with a bagel for breakfast or some shit
<glowcoil>
but as it is i end up like
<glowcoil>
i get a bagel and some milk or something
<drparse>
right now I don't have any bread, otherwise I would make a sandwich
<drparse>
so I've been eating fruit
<glowcoil>
and then there's cereal and waffles and toast and eggs and bacon and fucking biscuits and gravy right there
<drparse>
health by laziness: I should write a book
<glowcoil>
and how cna i just eat a single bagel even though everything will be there the next day anyway
<drparse>
glowcoil: drooool
<glowcoil>
drparse: ya
<glowcoil>
well right now more like
<drparse>
glowcoil: I can't even imagine 2000 calories
<glowcoil>
puke
<drparse>
on one plate
<glowcoil>
lol yeah
<purr>
lol
<glowcoil>
usually takes at least 2
<glowcoil>
hahaha
<glowcoil>
unless it's like a plate of cake
<glowcoil>
then you're probably close
<drparse>
mmmm
<drparse>
but yeah I struggle to eat 2500 calories a day or whatever it is I should be eating
<glowcoil>
i know for a fact i eat under 2000 calories a day
<glowcoil>
so i know i shouldn't be eating that much
<glowcoil>
because i'm still steadily, though pretty slowly, gaining weight
<drparse>
glowcoil: what do you drink?
<drparse>
I almost always have water, I think that's half the reason
<glowcoil>
yeah i want to have water
<glowcoil>
i left my water bottle somewhere a month or two ago
<glowcoil>
and never replaced it
<glowcoil>
used to constantly drink water
<glowcoil>
god i need to just get a water bottle again
<glowcoil>
and also get a haircut and return library books
<glowcoil>
i'm a fucking waste
<drparse>
I grew up drinking water all the time, if you're drinking a shit ton of milk or coke then it's really easy to put on the pounds
<glowcoil>
yeah
<glowcoil>
i drink lots of soda at the dining hall but it's always diet
<glowcoil>
so
<glowcoil>
no calories
<glowcoil>
i still should just drink lots of water all the time though
<drparse>
according to google, 2500 calories is 3.7 cups of rice
<glowcoil>
shittt
<drparse>
(dry rice)
<glowcoil>
i mean that is a lot of rice
<glowcoil>
but
<drparse>
that's a lot
<drparse>
one cup of rice is like a whole plateful
<drparse>
so 3.7 is like ... 3 or 4 plates of rice
<glowcoil>
yeah ok
<glowcoil>
:p
<drparse>
glowcoil: seems to me that it's hard to eat a lot of calories in one meal, but it's the little snacks and drinks and things that have almost the same amount of calories
<glowcoil>
tha's true but
<glowcoil>
i end up eating lots of calories in single meals anyway
<glowcoil>
buffets make that easy
<glowcoil>
i don't snack that much
<drparse>
true
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
afraid to read this
<drparse>
glowcoil: well like a bowl of ice cream is 450 calories
<glowcoil>
lol yeah
<purr>
lol
<glowcoil>
sweet things tend to be the most calorie dense
<glowcoil>
fatty things really aren't bad in comparison i don't think
<glowcoil>
in fact actually
<glowcoil>
fat isn't even something to worry about
<drparse>
*some* fat isn't something to worry about
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I don't really do sweet
<drparse>
glowcoil: I definitely feel when I'm eating say a mcdonalds that it's ridiculously easy to put that stuff away
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
but I definitely have trouble with calorie-dense carby things
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I dont have a sweet-tooth. I have a carb-tooth.
<drparse>
ha
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Cheez-its or pizza or cheetos or …
<glowcoil>
yeah i can eat shit tons of apsta
<glowcoil>
pasta
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
… apparently anything flavoured as fake cheese …
<glowcoil>
it's bad
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
PASTA
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
OH MY GOD MY PASTA WEAKNESS
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and rice, and potatos
<glowcoil>
ya
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
potatoes
<drparse>
mashed potatoes!
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuckin'
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
want it all in my body
<glowcoil>
potatoes are fucking awful
<glowcoil>
like
* drparse
makes really REALLY good mashed potatoes
<glowcoil>
glycemic index as bad as glucose
<drparse>
glowcoil: thing is though, when I think about the healthiest countries in the world I think japan, vietnam, etc
<drparse>
glowcoil: and these are cultures where "it isn't a meal unless it has (white) rice"
<glowcoil>
sure but "rice belly" is a phrase for a reason
<drparse>
I've never heard that before
<drparse>
what does it mean?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
ditto, never heard that
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
beer belly yes
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
but whatever, it's just carb belly in *any* case
<drparse>
glowcoil: vietnam has the lowest average BMI of any country
<glowcoil>
lol
<purr>
lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
what, 16?
<drparse>
19 I think
<drparse>
and vietnamese food is really good
<drparse>
so pretty hard to reconcile that
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
ew hate it
<glowcoil>
i like it
<glowcoil>
there's a french vietnamese fusion restaurant just off campus
<drparse>
ELLIOTTCABLE: phởk youuuuuuu!
<glowcoil>
really good
<glowcoil>
drparse: lul
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
okay wow I am fat
<drparse>
ELLIOTTCABLE: ??
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
It *can't* just be this conversation making my tee feel like it's a size too small
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I can SEE my manboobs when I look down
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
ddis
<drparse>
ELLIOTTCABLE: it's all muscle I swear!
* drparse
is working on his six pack ;)
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
lol
<purr>
lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I haven't lifted in almost a year, until Sunday
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<drparse>
tried doing pullups today, managed to injure my little finger. won't be doing THAT again!
<drparse>
;)
<glowcoil>
lol
<drparse>
glowcoil: I don't think you ever enlightened us. what does rice belly mean then? like beer belly?
* ELLIOTTCABLE
laughs
* glowcoil
is getting snapchats from friends gettin high
<glowcoil>
drparse: lol i'm no longer sure it's a phrase
<glowcoil>
but yeah
<glowcoil>
uggggh i ate too much today
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<drparse>
prophile: hey P
<glowcoil>
hi prophile
<glowcoil>
i want to die
<drparse>
I really need to improve my neck and shoulders though, I have problems supporting my gigantic head
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<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I ate too much just nowwwwwwwww
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
giant head.
* ELLIOTTCABLE
files tha away
<trolling>
drparse: hi
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I have violently strong thighs and glutes, as well as shoulders that tend towards easy bulking.
<drparse>
you guys are making me hungry
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
but arms, abs, lolno
<purr>
lolno
<drparse>
quick, someone photoshop elliott's head onto a tyrannosaurus
<drparse>
-paws
<purr>
drparse: “the scientology of programming langiages” <http://ell.io/iksN9>
<glowcoil>
i fucking love how in hip hop
<glowcoil>
you can just fucking take a classic beat
<glowcoil>
how is atom different from sublime text :p
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
oh
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
incase any of you didn't see the Facebook post
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I have a Glass invite, if you'll develop software for it. Won't give it out unless you're actually going to try to write some Glassware, though.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
glowcoil: no clue. I don't use Sublime.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
but it's created by GitHub, so it *has* to be great. #ruleoftheworl
<glowcoil>
:p
<drparse>
glowcoil: it's like the bastard child of sublime and light table
<glowcoil>
drparse: if there are light table esque features then it's worth looking into
<glowcoil>
ELLIOTTCABLE: invite plx? :3
<glowcoil>
man, these headphones no longer impress me
<glowcoil>
they were like $50 and way better than anything i'd had before
<drparse>
glowcoil: everything is built in coffeescript
<glowcoil>
but i need better ones
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
glowcoil: k
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
glowcoil: email
<glowcoil>
ELLIOTTCABLE: micahrjohnston@gmail.com
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
gonna try kerbal space program for the first time
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I hear this shit is insanely difficult?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
do I have to, like, study orbital mechanics or something? :P
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
glowcoil: sent
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
tell me what you think. I haven't used it yet.
<drparse>
ELLIOTTCABLE: it's difficult yeah
<drparse>
ELLIOTTCABLE: just trial and error
<drparse>
it took me several hours to get into orbit when I first played it
<glowcoil>
ELLIOTTCABLE: thx
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
is it rewarding? anything to do beyond that?
<drparse>
ELLIOTTCABLE: it's... compelling
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
glowcoil: n e thin 4 u >3
<glowcoil>
ELLIOTTCABLE: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
<drparse>
get a room!
<glowcoil>
haha it looks even more like sublime text than i thought
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
you know what I hate? Steam. I hate Steam.
<glowcoil>
well i guess it's just chrometabs
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
It crashes every time I try to fullscreen a video on their store.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
has for YEARS AND YEARS.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking FUCK.
<glowcoil>
yeah steam is pretty bad/buggy/unstable
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
how can you never fix a bug that serious and long-lasting!?
<glowcoil>
oh man it's literally sublime text
<drparse>
glowcoil: and Rundle is pissed
<drparse>
so I bought a shitload of stuff on amazon
<glowcoil>
drparse: is that who made sublime text?
<drparse>
but I've forgotten what I bought
<drparse>
glowcoil: he designed it apparently
<glowcoil>
ok
<drparse>
so it's going to be a big surprise when it arrives
<glowcoil>
ELLIOTTCABLE: my steam is cuttle i think
<glowcoil>
ELLIOTTCABLE: ok added you
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
how the fuck do I do this
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I hit launch, it goes to the launch pad … and nothing happens. I sit there and wait.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I have a cockpit, a fuel body, and a thruster.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
(trying to do the tutorial.)
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
also holy SHIT my laptop can't handle this O_O
<jeannicolas>
I have no idea what you are talking about but for a second there without context I thought you were actually building some kind of spaceship…
<glowcoil>
<3 jeannicolas
<purr>
Let it be known that glowcoil hearts jeannicolas.
<jeannicolas>
OH HAI MICAH!
<jeannicolas>
ELLIOTTCABLE: something that your laptop can't handle? jeez… my MBA can't handle Fez -_-
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
-find spaceship
<purr>
ELLIOTTCABLE: +eboyjr: Wow this is like building a spaceship \n +eboyjr: A major feat of software engineering
<jeannicolas>
glowcoil: not much not much!… in less than a month I'm gonna have a babby
<jeannicolas>
shit's gettin' real!
<glowcoil>
oh shit
<glowcoil>
that's awesome
<glowcoil>
boy or girl?
<jeannicolas>
girl! :)
<jeannicolas>
other than that, mmm same old same old… still working on ios games… and… ehhh haven't left the country in a while so getting bored! :P
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
what seriously
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
how did I not hear about this O_O
<jeannicolas>
ELLIOTTCABLE: pretty sure you have heard about it! :P
<glowcoil>
cool, ios games
<glowcoil>
been meaning to do some of that
<glowcoil>
been working on some in browser stuff while not busy with homework
<jeannicolas>
glowcoil: haha they're fun but working on any huge project can get a bit redundant… right now I'm doing a game from scratch using SpriteKit though! so that's fun! :D
<glowcoil>
jeannicolas: yeah i've been checking out spritekit, it's nice and fun
<glowcoil>
anything in objc ends up being a huge project haha
<jeannicolas>
haha can't really disagree with that I guess
<glowcoil>
linear algebra is harddd
<glowcoil>
:p
<glowcoil>
have a test on friday
<joelteon>
i'm THIS CLOSE TO
<joelteon>
THE END
<joelteon>
fighting multiple endermen is incredibly scary
<glowcoil>
drparse: got any insights on like the fundamental theorem shit of linear algebra?
<glowcoil>
drparse: i think it may be coming together in my head
<glowcoil>
drparse: any cool insights you have?
<drparse>
it's jeannicolas !
* jeannicolas
had a linear algebra class in college
<jeannicolas>
~12 years ago...
<devyn>
jeannie have fun with pms worse than anything you've ever experienced
<devyn>
unless you had a sister of course
<devyn>
growing up
<devyn>
but congrats
<devyn>
:)
<glowcoil>
devyn: lol
<purr>
lol
<joelteon>
wot
<jeannicolas>
devyn: LOL
<jeannicolas>
took me a while to figure out what you were saying...
<jeannicolas>
I was like... "dude my wife has been pregnant for 8 months... I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH PMS"...
<jeannicolas>
and then I was like... fuuuuuu
<devyn>
hahaha
<devyn>
this doesn't last months
<devyn>
it lasts YEARS
<devyn>
:D
<jeannicolas>
and then they'll sync up and gang up on me.. oh god
<devyn>
lol
<glowcoil>
lololol
<purr>
lololol
<jeannicolas>
mmm does purr not care about uppercases LOLs?
<jeannicolas>
LOLOL
<jeannicolas>
lolol
<devyn>
potentially
<jeannicolas>
oh.. he just doesn't care about me
<devyn>
it might have been during the time
<devyn>
there's a rate limit
<devyn>
essentially
<devyn>
on LOLLING
<devyn>
eh
<devyn>
I can try to reset it
<devyn>
if I remember
<devyn>
how
<jeannicolas>
haha don't bother
<devyn>
this.lollable=true
<purr>
devyn: true
<devyn>
LOL
<purr>
LOL
<devyn>
see?
<devyn>
:D
<jeannicolas>
lol
<jeannicolas>
damn you purr
<jeannicolas>
DAMN YOU
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<whitequark>
ELLIOTTCABLE: hahaha TSP is great
<whitequark>
I know a fellow russian reviewer who wrote a post about TSP, I don't think I've ever seen so much excited puppy love in such a small quantity of text
<whitequark>
in a good way
<whitequark>
also we can talk about KSP
<whitequark>
I gave it up but for a Good Reason™
<whitequark>
and not before wasting such a huge lot of time for it
<glowcoil>
whitequark: what is it
<glowcoil>
(TSP)
<glowcoil>
(also KSP)
<whitequark>
the stanley parable
<whitequark>
kerbal space program
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<whitequark>
I find it fascinating that when you insert your penis into someone, that's actually myriads and myriads of stable excitations of electromagnetic field interacting with each other as described by some obscure math
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<glowcoil>
whitequark: i like that ltu post about quicksort
<glowcoil>
whitequark: also omg
<glowcoil>
whitequark: wat.
<purr>
beep.
<whitequark>
-start
<whitequark>
-wat
<purr>
whitequark: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<whitequark>
-what
<purr>
<ellio> IT IS SO DELICIOUS I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ALL OF THESE TINY WINDOWS
<whitequark>
never disappoints
<whitequark>
-what
<purr>
<alexgordon> if you're a wizard then bake me a cake
<glowcoil>
whitequark: <3
<glowcoil>
-what
<purr>
<IamTash> lol wut
<glowcoil>
-what
<purr>
<darkf> no you're bad for other reasons
<glowcoil>
-what
<purr>
<alexgordon> also I didn't know "Chains" was an attire
<glowcoil>
-what
<purr>
<locks> man, I so want arch linux inside me
<glowcoil>
-what
<purr>
<alexgordon> my arse is a abacus
<glowcoil>
-what
<purr>
<othiym23> why does JS hate Vietnamese?
<glowcoil>
-what
<purr>
<drparse> sometimes things are too hard to parse because they're too complicated, simplify them and it's easy
<glowcoil>
-what
<purr>
<Nuck> $20 on devyn turning out gay because of elliottcable
<glowcoil>
-what
<purr>
<whitequark> in my next life, I want to be a sheet of clear acrylic
<glowcoil>
-what
<purr>
<devyn> yeah our last school president was a chicken
<glowcoil>
-what
<purr>
<alexgordon> is that when the asians arrive?
<glowcoil>
-what
<purr>
<Nuck> elliottcable: You train your dogs to bark at the sight of a buttplug or what?
<glowcoil>
-what
<purr>
<joelteon> he doesn't even know the brilliant math things i have been saying for the past half hour. YOUR LOSS FAGGOT
<glowcoil>
-what
<purr>
<Nuck> elliottcable: Stop rubbing your face in poop you fool
<glowcoil>
-what
<purr>
<micahjohnston> i googled what moos are
<glowcoil>
whitequark: haha that's a good one, the acrylic one
<whitequark>
lol yes
<purr>
lol
<glowcoil>
whitequark: haha that's a good one, the acrylic one
<whitequark>
lol yes
<glowcoil>
-what
<purr>
<micahjohnston> lel Nuck u funy
<glowcoil>
lol meant to up the -what
<glowcoil>
not the message to you
<glowcoil>
:p
<glowcoil>
-what
<purr>
<vil> I don't actually wear my rug much anymore
<glowcoil>
-what
<purr>
<gqbrielle> I FUCKED A MERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID
<glowcoil>
-what
<purr>
<micahjohnston> somebody should get a large corpus of english text in IPA and markov-chain it to a text-to-speech