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<ELLIOTTCABLE> hi, all
<ELLIOTTCABLE> devyn: re: taking sand … dig it all out, place cobblestone, layer a single layer of sand back over the top.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> devyn: undermining! :D
<ELLIOTTCABLE> joelteon: best fuel is lava.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> joelteon: but lava is non-renewable. be wary.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> joelteon: There's a fuckton, but if you're on a server, or planning for the long-run … it's completely possible to exhaust the lava-supply directly underneath you. *shrug*
<purr> ¯\(º_o)/¯
<ELLIOTTCABLE> a lava-bucket minecart-chest-train is totes a good thing to have.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> every time you go Downstairs™, grab a couple empty buckets from the train, throw them back in, and send it back up
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so that you've always got half a dozen or so full lava-buckets for intensive smelting jobs.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> joelteon: gold pickaxes also *enchant* better than diamond ones. They just have fucking *no* durability. They die quickly.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> joelteon: gold pickaxes are great for trying to get, like, Fortune III or something. Because then you only USE it on every thousandth block, that is, blocks which ctually benefit from Fortune.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> </done>
<alexgordon> hi ELLIOTTCABLE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> hi alexgordon
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: making a website
* alexgordon breaks out mathematica
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<cuttlebone> ELLIOTTCABLE:
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Hi
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: hi!
<Nuck> If I may make a suggestion, I think purr needs to markov chain based on the -wat
<cuttlebone> hi ELLIOTTCABLE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> o7
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Nuck: implement it.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> cuttlebone: hi
<ELLIOTTCABLE> writing tests for Paws.js
<ELLIOTTCABLE> specifically, I'm still working on the damn types
<cuttlebone> oh cool
<ELLIOTTCABLE> most boring part ;_;
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but at least EVERYTHING I've done
<ELLIOTTCABLE> is heavily test-exercised …
<joelteon> god damn iiiiit
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and works in both nodes (including old ones), and every browser ever way back into the past
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ugh. what an ugly mast
<joelteon> i've found
<joelteon> 3 veins of lapis
<joelteon> 1 of gold
<joelteon> 3 of emerald
<joelteon> and about a billion of redstone
<joelteon> and still no diamond
<ELLIOTTCABLE> are you on my server?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> you should play with me on the server. (=
<joelteon> no
<joelteon> yea
<ELLIOTTCABLE> cuttlebone: you suggested Don't Starve, right?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> joelteon: I'll log on if you're of a mind to (=
<cuttlebone> ELLIOTTCABLE: i don't think so. found out yesterday that i've owned it since humble bundle v, so i'm about to play it, and i've liked the creator's other work
<cuttlebone> but haven't played
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's truly excellent.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> in some ways, it's what Minecraft should have been.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> or, to rephrase,
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's all the parts of Minecraft *I* cared bout, without any of the parts everybody *else* cared about.
<cuttlebone> sounds like it's the parts of minecraft i cared about too
<cuttlebone> now that you say that
<ELLIOTTCABLE> no turing-complete redstone circuits or huge faked Lego constructions,
<cuttlebone> fuck now i want to play don't starve
<cuttlebone> yeah what i like about minecraft is
<cuttlebone> the first few nights huddling in a cave
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but a *much* more excellent survival / material-advancement mechanic
<cuttlebone> slowly becoming less terrified
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yeahhhhhhh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yeahhhhh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> well you never stop being terrified in Don't Starve
<cuttlebone> fuck dude i'm gonna love don't starve
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's fucking VISCIOUSLY difficult
<cuttlebone> i'm literally making a game intended to achieve the same thing
<cuttlebone> probably told you about it
<ELLIOTTCABLE> nope, but you know me, I also don't care
<ELLIOTTCABLE> games don't interest me, except as an end consumer
<ELLIOTTCABLE> telling me about a game-dev is like telling my designer girlfriend about testing-frameworks.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> M83 up in mah headphones, right now.
<cuttlebone> aw ok
<cuttlebone> :c
<cuttlebone> well once you see the graphics my friend is making you will be interested as a consumer
<cuttlebone> because they are way good
<cuttlebone> :o
* ELLIOTTCABLE laughs
<ELLIOTTCABLE> screenshot!
<cuttlebone> sorry don't have working game yet
<cuttlebone> and the graphics are on his computer
<cuttlebone> actually I have some dropbox
<cuttlebone> there are some fucking sweet creatures and ground/wall/ceiling stuff
<cuttlebone> for the ave
<cuttlebone> cave*
<cuttlebone> but right now all I have is the character
<ELLIOTTCABLE> MY GIRLFRIEND WON'T STOP iMESSAGING ME GIFS OF PUPPIES
<cuttlebone> but trust me there is an inside-out bat
<cuttlebone> an inside-out bat
<ELLIOTTCABLE> http://ell.io/iFgV9
<cuttlebone> lul
<cuttlebone> how are things with the girlfriend
<cuttlebone> better than that one time?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> not really. straight-up.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but whatever. I'm lazy, and bad at life, and am better at stagnating, than making significant change to make myself happy.
<cuttlebone> aw
* cuttlebone nods
* ELLIOTTCABLE shrugs
<purr> ¯\(º_o)/¯
* cuttlebone shrugs
<purr> ¯\(º_o)/¯
<cuttlebone> i like that
<cuttlebone> shrug picture
<cuttlebone> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<ELLIOTTCABLE> She's moving, soon, I believe. Big stuff happened/happening with her, and I'm pretty sure she'll be moving out of Chicago within the coming year. Whatever we are until then, we are. I feel it's unlikely that we'll be together after that.
<cuttlebone> :(
<cuttlebone> ¯\_(ºL_º)_/¯
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wat
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh, nose
<ELLIOTTCABLE> okay. back to test-writing with me.
<cuttlebone> g'luck test writing
<cuttlebone> i gotta finish math and physics homewrok
<cuttlebone> and slep
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I would kill monkey-pupae for a JavaScript mutation-testing tool.
<cuttlebone> :/
<ELLIOTTCABLE> slep well
<cuttlebone> monkeypupae lulul
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -find best words @ cuttlebone
<purr> cuttlebone: BUTTBUTTINATE, MENTAWL, PROGRASM, QUENTUMQNEUQNEUTMEQHTE, SPFRANGLAIS, SHDUFIACANT, DISCRITERTION, CONGRAST, SNENNNGAINS, WAFFLE, INTERNETAINING, RESOZE, DISGUSTION, UNPRIVIGELLED, ABSTRACDT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> some day, that data will be gone.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so enjoy it while it lasts.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> #datarot #ephemeralnatureofjoy #philosophicalconsiderationsbeforeyouslep
<cuttlebone> lul beforeislep haha
<cuttlebone> ya
* cuttlebone nods lots
<cuttlebone> spfranglais
<ELLIOTTCABLE> resize well, my good friend.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> QUENTUMQNEUQNEUTMEQHTE™.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Oh god, she's on ambien
<ELLIOTTCABLE> AmbienChelsea™. http://ell.io/iCQh4
<cuttlebone> ha hah aha
<cuttlebone> funny
<purr> <Nuck> whitequark: I do enjoy nooses.
<cuttlebone> ELLIOTTCABLE: oh jesus i just realized i have lone survivor, not don't starve
<ELLIOTTCABLE> cuttlebone: what's that
<ELLIOTTCABLE> man, I want to don't starve a bit, now
<cuttlebone> ELLIOTTCABLE: it's by jasper byrne
<cuttlebone> haven't played it
<cuttlebone> Indie
* ELLIOTTCABLE nods
<cuttlebone> he's one of my favorite game-makers
<cuttlebone> just look at the pretty http://superflatgames.com/wordpress/?tag=new-game-plus
<cuttlebone> (not lone survivor :p)
<cuttlebone> anyway lone survivor is apparently coming to playstation like don't starve is already
<cuttlebone> so that's a bit funny
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I like the pretty
<ELLIOTTCABLE> didn't realize Don't Starve is on PS, that's excellent, 'cause I love PS
<cuttlebone> coo
<cuttlebone> i like the concept of both psp and ps vita and ps3 and ps4
<cuttlebone> but don't have any of those
<cuttlebone> lookat more pretty http://www.robotloveskitty.com/LoD/
<joelteon> i have a very respectable wool collection
<joelteon> just missing green and lime
<joelteon> and black
<joelteon> need more sheep
<cuttlebone> people sharing a wall with me pound on the wall when i play guitar semi-loudly
<cuttlebone> yet
<cuttlebone> they often play things semi-loudly
<cuttlebone> hypocrites
<ELLIOTTCABLE> joelteon: are you doing Skyblock?
<purr> <whitequark> plastic food is awesome.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> joelteon: playw ith Elliott instead :D
<ELLIOTTCABLE> when did whitequark leave?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> is he just afk, or has been absent for a while?
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<joelteon> what's skyblock?
<purr\Paws> [Paws.js] ELLIOTTCABLE pushed 6 new commits to copy-types+: https://github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/Paws.js/compare/c3e67e5fb47a...786f36e63cde
<purr\Paws> Paws.js/copy-types+ 9c1b9ca elliottcable: (re style) Reformatting my CoffeeScript functions
<purr\Paws> Paws.js/copy-types+ f09b70b elliottcable: (new meta module) Including sinon.js for mocking
<purr\Paws> Paws.js/copy-types+ 4bf04b2 elliottcable: + copy of ##synchronous impl, and some basic tests
<ELLIOTTCABLE> joelteon: … seriously?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> joelteon: D:
<joelteon> yea
<ELLIOTTCABLE> …
<ELLIOTTCABLE> joelteon: try the Skyblock server with me?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> joelteon: skyblock.net
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm bored >:
<joelteon> no, i need to go to bed
<joelteon> it's 11:30
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fine. you're a butt-otter.
<joelteon> yea
<cuttlebone> jaysus
<cuttlebone> it is late
<cuttlebone> and i have more homework due tomorrow
<cuttlebone> and i'm not gonna wake up nicely in the morning
<cuttlebone> :(:(:(
<purr\Paws> [Paws.js] ELLIOTTCABLE created copy-extensions from copy-extensions+ (+0 new commits): https://github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/Paws.js/commits/copy-extensions
<purr\Paws> [Paws.js] ELLIOTTCABLE merged copy-extensions into copy-types: https://github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/Paws.js/compare/b51fb95be217...de08f5d52806
<ELLIOTTCABLE> lol you're so confused, purr
<purr> lol
<purr\Paws> [Paws.js] ELLIOTTCABLE force-pushed copy-types+ from 786f36e to 32e587d: https://github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/Paws.js/commits/copy-types+
<purr\Paws> Paws.js/copy-types+ b8f8ac8 elliottcable: Advance 'copy-types+' to copy-types
<purr\Paws> Paws.js/copy-types+ 32e587d elliottcable: + copy of ##synchronous impl, and some basic tests
<cuttlebone> I SPY COMMITS
<ELLIOTTCABLE> lol cuttlebone
<purr> lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> go code >:
<cuttlebone> ELLIOTTCABLE: read this webcomic
<cuttlebone> it's a good wecomic
<ELLIOTTCABLE> http://git.io/SICP
<cuttlebone> hey sicp
<cuttlebone> whataboutit
<ELLIOTTCABLE> doing it with @jdhartley and @_dskuza
<ELLIOTTCABLE> (jdhartley / dskuza)
<ELLIOTTCABLE> or will be, anyway
<cuttlebone> oh coo
<cuttlebone> i have never done it all the way through
<cuttlebone> but have skimmed and osmosed
<cuttlebone> it's fun
<cuttlebone> they have streams in there
<cuttlebone> like
<cuttlebone> streams of values that you transform
<cuttlebone> just made in scheme
* ELLIOTTCABLE nods
<cuttlebone> ELLIOTTCABLE: have you listened chance the rapper
<ELLIOTTCABLE> nope
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm trying to switch from Spotify to Rdio /=
<cuttlebone> oh well he's on neither
<cuttlebone> but he has mixtapes you can download for free
* ELLIOTTCABLE nods
<cuttlebone> he swears, talks about drugs etc. so in the recent past i would've been scared of him
<cuttlebone> but after becoming a bit more well versed in hip hop now he's like
<cuttlebone> adorable in a way
<cuttlebone> after that stuff is the canvas
<cuttlebone> rather than the scary content
<cuttlebone> the white noise so to speak
<purr\GH> [System] ELLIOTTCABLE pushed 1 new commit to Master: https://github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/System/commit/44192577824b1000dcc5d76b387a208c7c99052a
<purr\GH> System/Master 4419257 elliottcable: (- new shell alias) nrs => npm run-script
<purr> <sephr> ok so the board is now forcing you to op me Deamonboy
<purr> <alexgordon> why, we lispers spend half as much time writing code as normal programmers, leaving the other half of our time for writing smug essays!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> man, software development is slow.
<purr\Paws> [Paws.js] ELLIOTTCABLE pushed 7 new commits to copy-types+: https://github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/Paws.js/compare/32e587dbcf2b...fef7e00396ae
<purr\Paws> Paws.js/copy-types+ 891c786 elliottcable: + making genrated-bits successfully callable
<purr\Paws> Paws.js/copy-types+ d618f75 elliottcable: + typo
<purr\Paws> Paws.js/copy-types+ 274dc1f elliottcable: + updating lodash to 2.0.0 <unreleased as of yet>...
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I always wonder how the *fuck* people like alexgordon or cloudhead get so much stuff released.
<purr\Paws> [Paws.js] ELLIOTTCABLE pushed 6 new commits to copy-types+: https://github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/Paws.js/compare/fef7e00396ae...87b59fa549c9
<purr\Paws> Paws.js/copy-types+ ce6fa1e elliottcable: + adding back in the last synch-bit
<purr\Paws> Paws.js/copy-types+ a75b0c4 elliottcable: + setting up the *first* bit
<purr\Paws> Paws.js/copy-types+ a554756 elliottcable: + activating the #stage call
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<purr\Paws> [Paws.js] ELLIOTTCABLE pushed 2 new commits to copy-types: https://github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/Paws.js/compare/de08f5d52806...eba43dfb9340
<purr\Paws> Paws.js/copy-types eba43df elliottcable: (new API) [from µpaws] Providing a ##synchronous constructor...
<purr\Paws> Paws.js/copy-types c3d77b8 elliottcable: (- up module) Bumping LoDash to the new 2.0.0
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -ignore
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -learn ignore=ProTip: `/ignore purr\GH purr\Paws`, if you don't care about my shit (and value your sanity.)
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Learned `ignore`.
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<purr> <alexgordon> (that was an enema joke, my first ever)
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> cloudhead: o7
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<purr\Paws> [Paws.js] ELLIOTTCABLE fast-forwarded copy-types from eba43df to f764941: https://github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/Paws.js/compare/eba43dfb9340...f7649410a2b5
<purr\Paws> [Paws.js] ELLIOTTCABLE pushed 1 new commit to copy-types: https://github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/Paws.js/commit/9fbcbcd78ff8c958cbc400194e4dfb3b5ad4e9ee
<purr\Paws> Paws.js/copy-types 9fbcbcd elliottcable: (- meta fix) Excluding additional.coffee from test-coverage
<cloudhead> ELLIOTTCABLE: o/
<purr> <ec> gleaming fucking love sword.
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: hi!
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: HI BITCH
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: code.
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: can't, laughing too much
<ELLIOTTCABLE> about what
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what the fuck?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> is this a british thing? so confused
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: yeah
<alexgordon> well
<alexgordon> the show is british, the show in the show is american I assume
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wat.
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: ok code me up
<ELLIOTTCABLE> see, as a british person, you're missing a solid 50% of the humour here, for the rest of us
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: the guy fucking wears CLOCKS
<ELLIOTTCABLE> the british faggots being faggotishly british are of the same class as the black-rapper-people being black-rapperish.
<alexgordon> also
<ELLIOTTCABLE> lookit the dude's hair.
<alexgordon> which dude
<ELLIOTTCABLE> exactly.
<alexgordon> jimmy carr?
<alexgordon> jimmy carr is awesome
* ELLIOTTCABLE sniggers
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I have no idea which ridiculously british person with ridiculously british hair you're speaking of there, but to put it succinctly … it doesn't fuckin' matter.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 'cause seriously. It's british people, making fun of black people.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> quite possibly the best entertainment conceivable.
<alexgordon> xD
<ELLIOTTCABLE> okay, I'm done making fun of your people. ('
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I've been busy. You just logged in, but check my GitHub activity for the day.
<alexgordon> mmmm
<alexgordon> SPEC
<ELLIOTTCABLE> nope
<ELLIOTTCABLE> CODE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> spec soon
<alexgordon> SPEC
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but I NEED a working implementation again
<alexgordon> NO CODE WITHOUT SPEC
<ELLIOTTCABLE> µPaws.js is fundamentally broken
<alexgordon> JAVA IS LIKE A GOOD SANDWICH
<alexgordon> VECTORS ARE SLUTS
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so I'm porting it to friendly code, and *then* we can throw that all away by completing the spec
<alexgordon> MY COCK IS A PERFECT RHOMBUS
<ELLIOTTCABLE> play Don't Starve, or port the advancement algorithm?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Holy crap, I wrote my own testing framework for µpaws and tested a quarter of the damn thing
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and I haven't the faintest recollection of ever having done so
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<purr> <alexgordon> Euler's artistic penis?
<alexgordon> WAT
<alexgordon> purr: wat.
<purr> alexgordon: can't find the referenced what.
<purr> <Nuck> I knew you looked famished for dick.
<alexgordon> HAHA
<jesusabdullah> maan my cascadiajs talk got denied :(
<jesusabdullah> shoulda tried to bribe carter
<joelteon> don't you hate when your ass hair gets caught on something
<joelteon> that shit fucking HURTS
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<alexgordon> ....
<jvulc> ...
<dskuza> … … …
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ,,,
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<purr> <purr> the great thing about my code is that no one has to know who is controlling me
<jesusabdullah> weak
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<cuttlebone> eh
<cuttlebone> eeh