<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I'm sorry, I accidentally more coitus
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Hi
<purr>
ELLIOTTCABLE: hi!
<alexgordon>
ELLIOTTCABLE: wait, again?
<alexgordon>
ELLIOTTCABLE: you've got to stop doing that
* whitequark
. o O ( I wonder if he performs some weird psychological experiment on us, or just brags )
<alexgordon>
hm ELLIOTTCABLE has disappeared again
<alexgordon>
probably more sex
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
The point being that you'll never know
<alexgordon>
OMG HE'S NOT HAVING SEX
<alexgordon>
ELLIOTTCABLE: won't you eventually run out of... you know... juice
<whitequark>
alexgordon: as if that will prevent him!
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
It's like that waiting-room experiment, but it's a waiting-IRC-room … and the person administering the experiment is in the next room, having loud, violent sex
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Also, to be clear, I am now driving, not fucking.
<whitequark>
it's not mutually exclusive
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Much easier to drive and IRC, than boink and IRC.
<whitequark>
oooh, I just had the best idea
<whitequark>
turn on voice recognition
<whitequark>
that'll help you
<whitequark>
free hands and everything
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
IRC-road head? Because I had it first. In fact, I patented it.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
*also* had that one first
<whitequark>
mmmm toast
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Although it wasn't intentional.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Fucking siri.
<whitequark>
delicious
<whitequark>
actually no, this bread is fucking made of plastic
<whitequark>
it also doesn't get stale and mold doesn't grow on it
<whitequark>
argh
<whitequark>
I really should be working right now
* whitequark
launches Don't Starve
<whitequark>
you know
<whitequark>
Don't Starve is somewhere around minecraft at the awesomeness scale.
<whitequark>
it's also always in permadeath mode.
<whitequark>
<3 Don't Starve
<purr>
Let it be known that whitequark hearts Don't Starve.
<alexgordon>
I wish going to ship chocolat 2.0 today
<alexgordon>
but
<alexgordon>
apple event
<alexgordon>
so I'll wait until the 12th
<ec>
lol!
<purr>
lol
<ec>
2.0, eh? daaaaaamnigguh
<ec>
alexgordon: hi.
<alexgordon>
ec: yeah. it's just a joke at textmate's expense :P
<alexgordon>
I promised that I could ship 2.0 in a month
<ec>
lol really?
<purr>
lol
<alexgordon>
ec: last month we shipped a big but kinda boring update with lots of internal rearchitecting and bug fixes, so I said the next update would be featurey and not delayed
<ec>
so now you're shipping a big but kinda buggy update with lots of features and not delayed?
<ec>
okay.
<alexgordon>
:P
<alexgordon>
not buggy I hope
<alexgordon>
I've had an extra week of testing due to this apple event today
<alexgordon>
well not quite a week, 5 days
* ec
smiles
<alexgordon>
ec: so, spec?
<alexgordon>
SPEC ME UP
<ec>
errrr
<ec>
but coeddeddd
<ec>
I'm so bad at spec
<ec>
hi
<purr>
ec: hi!
<ec>
Holy crap.
<ec>
There's somebody, somewhere, who's a ridiculous expert in *anything*.
<ec>
jdhartley: how happy are you to have tiny-person back in your life. scale of one to ten.
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<alexgordon>
eligrey is ellie?
<eligrey>
elliott grey?
<eligrey>
of course
<eligrey>
you found out about elliott's secret twin
<ec>
god dammit go away sephr nobody loves you
<alexgordon>
eligrey: what is your sex distance to ec?
<eligrey>
0
<eligrey>
inside him right now
<ec>
alexgordon: that's one of those questions that you don't think before asking, and then regret having answered.
<eligrey>
actually negative to indicate that
<alexgordon>
ec: I have an iron stomach
<eligrey>
mmm rust
<ec>
… measure of relative sexual relationship as a function of current, physical, geographic separation, and number and strength of edges in the partner-graph
<eligrey>
of current
<eligrey>
i dont think the nodes in my partner graph have any current
<jdhartley>
ec: 17
<jdhartley>
on scale from 1 to 10
<ec>
eligrey: then you're not playing with the *fun* toys.
<ec>
eligrey: I make sure all my nodes experience plenty of current.
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<vil>
k2052!
<vil>
also hi everybody
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<k2052>
There is a suprising number of people in here. Who knew elliott was so popular
<vil>
he absorbes people somehow
<vil>
but most are just lurking
<ec>
o7 k2052
<ec>
k2052: this room is my best-kept secret.
<vil>
lol
<purr>
lol
<vil>
actually wait that's accurate
<ec>
everyone in here is either a governmental agent with top-secret or better clearance, or a supergenius inhabiting the top echelons of the intellectual communities I frequent.
<eligrey>
most people here are just anti-ec observers who need to gather more data for their hostile takeover
<vil>
that's terrifying
<ec>
also, purr's a cat girl.
<eligrey>
we've been profiling ec for years
<vil>
YES
<ec>
purr: the operator of my heart. <3
* vil
pats purr
* purr
rrrr
<jdhartley>
hi vil
<ec>
bbl lunch.
<vil>
hey jdhartley
<vil>
sup?
<jdhartley>
getting everyone I know on the GM
<vil>
nice
<k2052>
GM = Gigantic Monster?
<ec>
jdhartley: get *me* a copy too? so I don't have to download? I'm lazy.
<jdhartley>
how am i going to get it to you lol
<purr>
lol
<jdhartley>
you're too far away from me ec
<vil>
paper airplane with an SD card in it
<jdhartley>
i do have an 8gb sd card somewhere around here
<k2052>
send it via micro hyperloop
<ec>
I WILL BLUE LINE UP YOUR BUTT
<eligrey>
doesnt ec have gigabit tubes?
<ec>
just stash an SD card under a CTA bench.
<eligrey>
thats like a 64 second dl for him
<ec>
tell me which car number, I'll meet it on-schedule and snag the card.
<ec>
easypeasy.
<ec>
actually, that sounds like a super-efficient way to transport large quantities of data.
<ec>
“File transport by subway.”
<vil>
definitely not more work than downloading it or anything
<ec>
ec has girlfriend's AT&T home-internet.
cuttle is now known as cuttlebone
<ec>
via spaceship.
<eligrey>
so like 30mbps?
<ec>
no, seriously, I've been downloading a gig-ish game for several days now. Her internet, you don't even want to know.
<eligrey>
wow
<vil>
that's painful
<ec>
mostly 'cause broken spaceship
<eligrey>
i have shit 50Mbit internet for $200/mo
<ec>
stupid broken spaceship
<eligrey>
plus tv
<cuttlebone>
3:03 PM <•ec> eligrey: then you're not playing with the *fun* toys.
<eligrey>
nobody else to choose from
<k2052>
I have 1.5mbp down
<cuttlebone>
omg coeding
<cuttlebone>
eligrey:
<cuttlebone>
ec:
<cuttlebone>
*
<ec>
“What ISPs in Pennsylvania offer 50Mbit internet priced at 200$/mo …”
<eligrey>
comcast
<ec>
I can't remember appointments made for this evening, made this morning,
<eligrey>
with tv though
<ec>
but I've got an encyclopedic knowledge for obscure facts about sephr, alexgordon, and micah.
<ec>
bbl.
<eligrey>
also rounded up from $180
<ec>
k2052: welcome. don't let your eyeballs get sandblasted off.
<ec>
fuckin' iPhone 5s, making my FitBit obsolete three days after it arrived …
<ec>
-diaptoval
<purr>
ec: diaptoval, diaptoval forever
<alexgordon>
MENSTRUAL MINER sounds... bloody
<ec>
Menstruacraft?
<alexgordon>
oh god
<devyn>
man, since when are rumours always right on the goddamn money
<vil>
since apple because a mainstream thing
<vil>
so like 2007
<ec>
exactly.
<vil>
that was the last time they will ever manage to surprise us
<devyn>
yeah.
<vil>
hardware-wise, anyway
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<devyn>
I'm pretty disappointed
<alexgordon>
even steve's death was rumoured
<ec>
FUCK OFF
<ec>
-kick *
<ec>
-kick everybody
<ec>
-kick purr
<alexgordon>
ec: hey that's my job!
<ec>
-kick ಠ_ಠ
<ec>
you're all so loud
<ec>
filling my day and my mind with your noisy bullshit
<ec>
SOMEBODY WRITE PAWS, OR ELSE GO AWAY
<ec>
bblfoodthatisn'tyou
<vil>
ec: weren't you going to eat lunch?
<alexgordon>
ec: SPEC WITH ME
<devyn>
iOS 7 is a big change but not even surprising either
<vil>
iOS 7 is a new 1.0 and it's kind of exciting in that respect
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<vil>
8 will be where all the kinks get ironed out
<vil>
awww we scared him off
<devyn>
vil: exciting, good, sure
<devyn>
vil: but not surprising. they were going to do this eventually and I knew they'd just go with the current style conventions (see Android, Windows Phone) rather than try to innovate there
<vil>
yeah
<vil>
just a bit more polish and it would have been so nice though
<vil>
I mean
<vil>
I haven't touched it yet, so I don't know for sure what I like and don't
<vil>
but there are just some things that make me go "what?"
<devyn>
like the blur, personally
<devyn>
I don't get it
<devyn>
there's too much of it
<joelteon>
oh yeah
<joelteon>
but i like ios7 a lot
<joelteon>
you know what i don't like is those new windows tablet commercials
<joelteon>
I guess windows users felt that way about the "hello i'm a mac" commercials
<joelteon>
but the tablet ones are just dumb
<joelteon>
and juvenile
<joelteon>
and wow how much money did you spend on this series of commercials
<devyn>
lol
<purr>
lol
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<joelteon>
ok i guess windows users feel that way too
<joelteon>
well it sucks
<ec>
Hi
<purr>
ec: hi!
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<jdhartley>
purr hi
<purr>
jdhartley: hi!
<jdhartley>
purr love me
<jdhartley>
I just went to my office and the internet wasn't working and I almost killed everyone
<jdhartley>
it is also 82º in here and there are no blinds and the sun is right on me and I want to complain to someone so hi
<jdhartley>
ec are you even there
<cuttlebone>
ec: hi
<cuttlebone>
3:32 PM <•devyn> vil: but not surprising. they were going to do this eventually and I knew they'd just go with the current style conventions (see Android, Windows Phone) rather than try to innovate there
<cuttlebone>
oh yeah i remember, you predicted everything
<cuttlebone>
and tell us after it happens
<cuttlebone>
;)
<ec>
Hi jdhartley
<ec>
lol cuttlebone
<purr>
lol
<jdhartley>
hey ec
<cuttlebone>
hi ec
<ec>
<3 devyn
<purr>
Let it be known that ec hearts devyn.
<ec>
shirt up purr
ec is now known as ELLIOTTCABLE
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
hi
<purr>
ELLIOTTCABLE: hi!
<jdhartley>
iconfonts are pretty cool
<alexgordon>
hi ELLIOTTCABLE
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<ELLIOTTCABLE>
hi alexgordon
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
hi
<purr>
ELLIOTTCABLE: hi!
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
guys
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
drrr
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
no
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
says
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
meeeeeeeeee
<alexgordon>
...
<alexgordon>
are you drunk?
<alexgordon>
or presently engaging in the latter stages of coitus?
<jdhartley>
did you guys see the new noises in GM
<jdhartley>
new ringtones
<alexgordon>
I heard they were shite and schwa hates them