devyn changed the topic of #elliottcable to: please, everyone knows that PHP guys are the most macho of all
<audy> ELLIOTTCABLE_ wow formlabs is real
<ELLIOTTCABLE_> audy: what do you mean?
<audy> ELLIOTTCABLE_ wasn't it a kickstarter?
<ELLIOTTCABLE_> https://cloudup.com/cKS2rSayIPd+ lolotters
<purr> lolotters
<ELLIOTTCABLE_> What even, joelteon
<joelteon> ?
<joelteon> i'm a write-only stream
<ELLIOTTCABLE_> audy: yep, originally. Way back when. But it's a real device, very impressive. Much better resolution than any of the desktop ABS printers.
<audy> ELLIOTTCABLE_ because lasers
<ELLIOTTCABLE_> On the order of professional / industrial SLS machines, but in a desktop form-factor, and (arguably) consumer pricing
<audy> ELLIOTTCABLE_ can you only print using their cloud thingy or was that a different printer?
<ELLIOTTCABLE_> wat.
<ELLIOTTCABLE_> Lol no it's standard shit
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE_: did you buy macheist, yo?
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<nooga> hi Sgeo
<whitequark> ugh, the new twitter interface is horrible
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<audy> whitequark what new twitter interface?
<audy> whitequark is it a web thing? am I going to get A/B tested?
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<whitequark> web interface, yes
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<devyn> トクマルシューゴ <3
<joelteon> ok, now "open" will work again
<joelteon> and "terminal-notifier"
<joelteon> and "urlopen"
<joelteon> and ...
<devyn> fuckin' love banjo
<devyn> banjo!
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<joelteon> i want to write a language
<audy> oh wow
<audy> new twitter
<devyn> joelteon: do a shitty lisp for fun. it's what I did. http://github.com/devyn/YLM
<joelteon> oh those are easy to parse
<audy> joelteon do the COOL course?
<joelteon> goodness me
<joelteon> nice code
<audy> haskell is pretty
<devyn> I'm not really proud of that code honestly
<audy> devyn OCD?? http://d.pr/i/dgtf
<devyn> haha
<audy> devyn I hope you had a $texteditor plugin that did that
<audy> and not just a bunch of meth
<devyn> I can't remember; probably not
<joelteon> i do meth for that
<joelteon> it's not that hard
<audy> easier than installing a vim plugin
<audy> actually that's not difficult either
<devyn> I use vundle
<audy> Does tim pope have a vim plugin called meth yet?
<devyn> haha
<joelteon> vundle is easy
<joelteon> devyn, do you know of any plugins that'll let you line stuff up like that as you type
<audy> joelteon tabular
<joelteon> rather than after you're done
<audy> oh no.
<audy> that's probably hard as in not trivial
<devyn> joelteon: that would be neat, but honestly, I'm not much of a plugin person
<joelteon> as you type
<Sgeo> Hi noo
<Sgeo> nooga
<joelteon> maybe it could be haskell only
<joelteon> I can't see it serving me in other languages
<whitequark> audy: lol I commonly do that by hand
<purr> lol
<whitequark> 3rd-party code which doesn't have everything perfectly lined up drives me mad
<devyn> ++
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<whitequark> http://i.imgur.com/h2zXk.gif (nsfw)
<devyn> whitequark: wat
<whitequark> motherfucking pterodactyls
<whitequark> ah, old good exokernel operating systems
<whitequark> the idea's been around for at least thirty years. in fact, DOS is pretty much one.
<devyn> this one is designed to support OCaml applications
<whitequark> I know, Anil did a great job on Mirage
<devyn> seems pretty neat
<whitequark> it is
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* whitequark sighs
<whitequark> I've cleaned the drum of my laser printer, sent a test page and looked on how clean it was
<whitequark> not only in that moment I was thinking "this is really amazing", that is, in english
<whitequark> I also had a voiceover in my head, saying すごいです
<whitequark> kinda like watching your own life with subtitles
<yorickpeterse> wat
<whitequark> wat what?
<yorickpeterse> the printer stuff
<whitequark> you mean you don't have voices in your head which provide a sarcastic commentary on your life, sometimes in a foreign language?
<whitequark> or you mean you don't know what did I do with the printer?
<whitequark> printer drum is this thing: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTxejuT7q1x2ic0QE1qNv-KOQzl6CUcIJuCDnGvLqCnJApkWCsv
<yorickpeterse> No, the combination of cleaning a printer and some Japanese voice yelling that it's amazing
<yorickpeterse> FYI I usually think in English
<yorickpeterse> more so than in Dutch actually
<whitequark> well, I bought this printer off the local craigslist equivalent
<whitequark> and the drum had like whole 0.2mm of toner in some places, and it's been shitting all over the pages
<whitequark> so I cleaned it and the prints became clear as fuck
<yorickpeterse> I hate printers
<whitequark> it was *really* amazing
<whitequark> you just don't know how to have se^W^Wproperly use them
<yorickpeterse> of course that one time a year I need mine it shits up
<yorickpeterse> I actually gave up and would just connect it to my Windoze computah
<yorickpeterse> because Linux is like "lol what the fuck is this driver crap"
<purr> lol
<whitequark> I never really had much problems with CUPS
<yorickpeterse> This is some shady Canon thing from years back
<yorickpeterse> driver support is crap
<whitequark> plus Brother has rather nice printer drivers for Linux (and you could just use the ppd file if you felt like it)
<yorickpeterse> requires 2 hours of compiling and then it still doesn't work
<whitequark> their scanner drivers however don't work and I almost went to reverse-engineer their USB protocol
<whitequark> but decided that running winxp in virtualbox is a better use of my time
<whitequark> actually I figured the bug out. apparently linux xhci_hcd driver rounds some timings on endpoints down where it needs to round them up
<whitequark> and it exceeds the acceptable timings for the printer, and it craps out when on USB3
<whitequark> er, scanner
<whitequark> could probably fix that now
<yorickpeterse> you crazy
<whitequark> yorickpeterse: you'll like this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_XML_Paper_Specification
<yorickpeterse> ._.
<yorickpeterse> I suppose it's at least easier to parse than Postscript
<whitequark> you don't parse postscript, you just execute it
<yorickpeterse> whitequark: re that fire link, you're terrible
<yorickpeterse> not I'm tempted to link that "it's getting hot in here" thing
<whitequark> hehe
<whitequark> also, take a look at that openxml paper spec
<whitequark> it's truly horrible. first, it's done in fucking Word, and the fonts are truly disgusting
<yorickpeterse> are you telling me to go fuck myself?
<whitequark> second, it has 496 pages and PDF table of contents with one entry: "Unknown"
<yorickpeterse> FYI I can't even open Word documents reliably on this laptop unless I use NSA Drive
<whitequark> it's a PDF
<yorickpeterse> oh
<yorickpeterse> fiiineee
<whitequark> oh and the textual table of contents doesn't have its fucking entries linked to the pages
<yorickpeterse> eh, which link is it?
<yorickpeterse> ah
<whitequark> and the pages in TOC don't match page numbering in PDF
<yorickpeterse> works for me
<yorickpeterse> except for the page numbers
<yorickpeterse> hm, I should add a test to make sure that nobody adds factory_girl to this project
<whitequark> hahaha
<yorickpeterse> well, might as well add one for Hashie
<yorickpeterse> which is a crime against OO
<yorickpeterse> Hm, might be a bit better to check the Gemfile for that since other Gems might sneak stuff in
<whitequark> you do realize it'll still be visible in Object?
<yorickpeterse> http://hastebin.com/mudanekuhi.rb top kek
<yorickpeterse> I can't type apparently either
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<whitequark> read the review
<whitequark> then read "customer q&a", the vendor apparently knows what happens very very well
<whitequark> Q: Can I get 535 orders for our Congress?
<whitequark> A:
<whitequark> Sure. We would be happy to assist you with this. Let us know if you need help ordering.
<whitequark> *sob*
<whitequark> ah, no, that's not the vendor answering. pity
<yorickpeterse> haha
<yorickpeterse> "I bought one order for the Westboro Baptist Church as a donation because we all know how much God hates irregularity."
<yorickpeterse> hahaha
<yorickpeterse> So apparently our national news agency reported on stats about last year's most popular boy names
<yorickpeterse> apparently the name "Adolf" is quite popular
<yorickpeterse> whitequark: re: Nest, makes perfect sense
<whitequark> does it?
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<yorickpeterse> it allows them to introduce cool new G+ features without even having to ask users
<yorickpeterse> Can't wait for them to introduce G+Nest
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