<purr>
whitequark: whitequark hates semicolonless javascript, javascript, any kind of javascript, having to maintain his own LLVM tree, did I say I fucking hate javascript, JITs, and joelteon.
<purr>
whitequark: ##Hat¦TheLifelessOne: I type at "holy fuck I make a lot of errors"
<purr>
glowcoil: try -stop, you fucking australian
<glowcoil>
glowcoil: “Kerning is when the font is HAVING A FUCKING UGLY SHIT KERNING! its only acquired by using some random backward browser from 1993 on a … nintendo ds or whatever... never saw such a crap in my life before but i can taell u it sucks! DOWNVOTE!”
<purr>
glowcoil: “Kerning is when the font is HAVING A FUCKING UGLY SHIT KERNING! its only acquired by using some random backward browser from 1993 on a … nintendo ds or whatever... never saw such a crap in my life before but i can taell u it sucks! DOWNVOTE!”
<purr>
<alexgordon> fuck C++ up the comma operator
<purr>
glowcoil: Found: mix, wat, fuck you, bye, and what the fucking fuck
<glowcoil>
-find fuck
<glowcoil>
-fuck
<pikajude>
you're fucking rigt
<purr>
glowcoil: no. fuck you.
<ec^>
*that* has to be old as *fuck*
<whitequark>
what the actual fuck
<glowcoil_>
fuck
<glowcoil>
-what the fucking fuck
<purr>
glowcoil: Found: paws, wat, memory?, cake, and what the fucking fuck
<purr>
whitequark: so long you fucks
<whitequark>
-fuck you
<purr>
whitequark: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<whitequark>
-find fuck
<purr>
whitequark: http://d.pr/i/sPKf -> The key to a good relationship is knowing when the fucking you are getting is worth the fucking you are getting.
<ec^>
Wraithan: man, where the *fuck* do I know your nick from
<glowcoil>
fucking h bridge has literally 20 pins
<whitequark>
ec^: well fuck that
<whitequark>
there's even some software you can use to simulate those, but the models are embarrassingly crude and the software is so fucking awful I wasn't able to run it at all
<whitequark>
ec^: so basically, fun neurobiology fact. what people call "fine motor skills" is basically when your brain takes a front seat to driving your fingers. this only really works when you have direct visual contact with whatever the fuck you're doing
2016-01-19
<ec^>
anyway, it's fucking *excellent*.
<ec^>
I am genuinely. fucking. crippled. in school. by my inability to hand-write.
<ec^>
fuck calling it a novel and call it a collection of short-stories or novellas, and I'd be happy
<ec^>
the idea that Ruby As A Whole should reject this person and never collaborate with them on everything … that's pretty. fucked. up.
<ec^>
I'm so fucking worthless at self-motivation L
<whitequark>
fuck it so hard
<whitequark>
yeah fuck paws
<ec^>
fuck. I'm getting no more math done tonight. ;_;
<ec^>
it's especially important to term them differently because, while a transpiler is a weekend's work if you're not going for rigor, an optimizing compiler toolkit is literally one of the most difficult software-development projects of which I'm aware. Like, beyond O.S. level difficulty. That's fucking scary, and scares people off from *writing* non-optimizing
<whitequark>
fuck fuck FUCK
2016-01-18
<jane>
god, when the fuck did we talk about THAT? Lol
<jane>
god im so fucking glad i can stop calling myself a programmer :P
<ELLIOTTCABLEcabl>
like I wrote some new lol-code but I clearly fucked it up royally and now I have no idea where this behaviour is coming from?
<ELLIOTTCABLEcabl>
ah fuck you irc
<jane>
oh fuck i forgot to take my adderall today :(
<jfhbrook>
right jane ? fucking years of my life
<jane>
fucking meds.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck, what's his twitter handle
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
oh fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
promise I'm less fucking insane and/or offensive offline :3
<jane>
im done with other people determining what i am so fuck it :P i'm demi, i'm pan, i'm poly, and none of that means i can't be married either :p
<pikajude>
although i did meet one couple from fetlife and they were REALLY fucking weird
<pikajude>
the fuck does that mean
<jane>
yeah that's fucked
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
(not implying *any* of those things is a good thing: most of the women I know don't get *happily* laid; most of the gay men I know are equally unhappy about how much they get laid; … fuck guys who are 9's and 10's, moving on; and getting-laid-by-being-shitty is neither a good thing)
<purr>
whitequark: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<whitequark>
see, i wrote a fucking parser for it and i still don't really know how it works
<whitequark>
you have no fucking idea what does it take for something like
2016-01-17
<whitequark>
meta as fuck
2016-01-16
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
man what the fuck purr ಠ_ಠ
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
“You can ... leave. If it's making you unhappy, don't fucking fight the good fight, don't stick around because your skills are needed on some important project; do what fucking makes you *feel okay.*”
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
who the fuck was lispykarma, wat
2016-01-15
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
how the fuck
<katymoe>
class is so fucked up and interesting in the UK
<whitequark>
fuck.
<whitequark>
fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
me: Like, I can understand *ranges* of sexual-drive and sexual-attraction; but how the fuck can you stand up and say “I have absolutely zero, forever and ever, *zero* attraction to <gender>?”
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
building parsers/translators is pretty fucking trivial
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
As soon as you abstract anything, I'm fucking fine.
<alexgordon>
BECAUSE SOME DAY YOU'LL BE OLD AND YOU'LL THINK WHY THE FUCK DID I GET A YCOMBINATOR TATTOO
2016-01-14
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and I am totally fucked now, because the course is moving fast, into stuff I *thought* I knew, when in fact, I don't even know the goddamn pre-requisite material, because I last thought about it like seven fucking years ago.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
was embarassing as everliving *fuck*.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
totally and completely fucked.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
was all dandy, my my instructor by accident, he turned out to be a CS expat, so that was really cool (applied mathematician practicing in academia who *also* thinks programmers are fucking foolish for trying to turn all of their programming into math? yesssss)
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking precalc, basically
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
who the fuck uses sms
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
alexgordon: the teacher is excellent. *I* am very fucked.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
UGH FUCK ME
<purr>
<ELLIOTTCABLE> don't fuck with me, I'm dating a lawyer now.
2016-01-13
<whitequark>
what the fuck do you mean by "pick the first parse"?!
<alexgordon>
what's the fucking point of that
<nuck>
Not even a motorbike, a fucking *bike*
<nuck>
Fuck yeah dutch resistance!
<whitequark>
coffee makes my heart go "fuck you"
<nuck>
Fucking VW is *destroyed* right now
<nuck>
alexgordon: The unified european market could have solved that, had the governments not gotten so fucking stupid
<alexgordon>
because it was all the same fucking one
<nuck>
^ they couldn't do pretty much fucking anything
<alexgordon>
nuck: haha you say that but their fuckery is going to fuck us too
<nuck>
They're so hilariously fucked right now
<alexgordon>
fuck your stupid currency, america
2016-01-12
<purr>
<drparse> gqbrielle: a warning is when the parser gets passive-aggressive on you, an error is when it gets aggressive at you, a parse error is when it punches you in the fucking face
<purr>
meowrobot: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<purr>
ELLIOTTCABLE: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
plz let me know if you come across any fucked-up whats
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
once I said fuck'em and started looking into solutions, it's almost totally reversed itself. I'm visibly ‘blonder’ on the back of my head, like I was when I was 22, 23; but there's nothing like thinning
2016-01-11
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and fucking with me
<pikajude>
what the fuck
<pikajude>
what the fuck is this
2016-01-10
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
but ... dogs fuck it up quite a bit
<whitequark>
i'm pretty sure i'd still have said fuck it, because it was unbearable
<purr>
ELLIOTTCABLE: no. fuck you.
<whitequark>
what baffles me is people talking about it like it's some fucking kind of magic
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
y did I do this? fuck if I know.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
that is so fucking fascinating
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
lol fuck dis
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I'm → ← this close to fucking yak-shaving myself a script to scrape and format and spreadsheet-ify this shit.
<alexgordon>
oh now it works. hm, must have fucked something up
<whitequark>
now freecad has TWO broken assembly modules, one of which reimplements half of freecad's geometric core in fucking Python
<whitequark>
few. few fucks.
<whitequark>
like just how little fucks do you give about your docs
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
AM V. FUCKED, AM GONE NOW
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I fucking love this comic so much, omfg
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Again, since I fucked it up last time: in the context of the wider industry, and in specific in terms of advice to not-already-super-ninja-master-programmers.
<whitequark>
there's a reason it's called a fucking proof assistant
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
oh lord isn't that true as fuck
<whitequark>
ELLIOTTCABLE: what the fuck why did you turn down UIUC?!
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
the fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
where the fuck did you even get that, much less how did you make it work on a hackintosh
<whitequark>
what the actual fuck
<alexgordon>
well fuck.
<alexgordon>
so I guess something is fucked up at the link stage
<whitequark>
well fuck
<whitequark>
however the fuck do you install it
<whitequark>
it's basically the only CAD i tried that fucked off out of my way and let me do useful stuff
<whitequark>
the fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
7:37 PM <alexgordon> we've fucked up so many countries, they give us visa-free because they're so scared of us
<alexgordon>
we've fucked up so many countries, they give us visa-free because they're so scared of us
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
it also fucks up iOS, but I decided, fuck it, I like it
<whitequark>
what the fuck just happened with that last message
<whitequark>
wow that fucks up my terminal badly
<Rurik>
I guess I like fucked up places
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Fucked Up Post-Soviet States, or FUPSSes.
<alexgordon>
whitequark: I mean, if uk doesn't leave the eu I have a good choice of fucked up post soviet states
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
things are okay now, some of it got resolved shortly after I finished ranting, but I'm still stressed as fuck :P
2016-01-09
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
(I still think functional programming languages are *terrible*. Don't mistake “this is so cool” for “any fucking grounded person would even for a second believe this is in any way useful to anybody.”)
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
like, 3/4rs of the reason I'm going is because I'm fucking fascinated by everything I know so far about category theory / graph theory / type theory.
<jane>
fuck we're almost at two years. fuuuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
alexgordon: who the fuck is that, what
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Like, I had this experience the Very Hard Way with calculus; this experience alone is basically what caused me to fail out of college four fucking times
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
“I'll get in, and push through all this, and get the classes that engage me, and pull a fucking 4.0, because I'm a motivated older student and have the will-to-suceed of a freight-train rn; but none of it will matter because NU takes literally *fourteen* transfer-students a year.”
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
most of it is just: I'm Hella Fucking Insecure about my ability to do well here
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
(For a short while I considered saying ‘fuck the degree,’ and just auditing a few years' worth of classes at NU, a school I definitely could not have gotten into as a degree-seeking student.)
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
like, I can maybe physically show up to day one of a 400-level class I *want* to take, but I've no fucking clue if I'll be able to 1. place out of the prerequisites, or 2. if it would be counted towards my degree if I *did* take it this semester, even assuming I could get in, or 3. if there's any room in the class available, or, any of a dozen other things
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I cannot register for classes without his approval / say-so, and if he's out of the office until Monday ... when classes start ... I am so royally fucked.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
- meanwhile, having e-mailed my advisor to introduce myself and shit and ask what my next steps are, over four e-mail exchanges, he writes a total of *sixteen* *fucking* *words*, with zero uppercase characters or punctuation.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
anyway. I very nearly gave up right there, because while there's some flavours of patience I've gained in the six years since my first failures in school, I *definitely* did not gain the patience to spend the next year of my life working through basic GenEds at twenty-six fucking years old, in classrooms of 18-year-olds
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and there's definitely absolutely no fucking way I'm sitting through How To Make Objects in Java!!1! 101 again, nor algorithms and fucking data-structures (I know what a linked-list is, thx, I'm writing a fucking programming language, plz go 'way)
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
there's no. fucking. goddamn. *way*. I am going to sit through Calc I for the *seventh time in my life*. (I failed it 5 times, including once as an AP class in highs-school, before taking it *completely alone* in one academic semester, and scraping by with a C+.)
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
great, beautiful, yay, except, CLASSES START ON FUCKING MONDAY.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
(I literally have twice as many F's as A/B/C/D's in my transcript; and twice as many medical withdrawls as *that*. It's Really Bad™. I fucked up hard as a youth.)
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
ugh alexgordon be my friend I've had a fucking horrible month
2016-01-08
<jfhbrook>
but like, fuck
<jfhbrook>
what the fuck is that
<jfhbrook>
I've been having to use it because time warner is trying to fuck me
2016-01-07
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
that just clicked, holy fuck lol
<jfhbrook>
no it's fucking still there
<jfhbrook>
yeah and that's fucking annoying
2016-01-05
<ec^>
Rurik: lol I barely know Clojure at all. Only that it's a pretty-fucked-up Lisp with some Opinions on mutability, right?
2016-01-04
<ec^>
2015 fucking sucked. I don't even want to talk about this holiday seasons. Looking forward only rn.
<ec^>
It's fucking 6pm here.
<ec^>
well, fuck. dis v. bad.
2016-01-03
<ec^>
2:34 AM <@emilyrose> it's me smiling like a fucking furry
<ec^>
the fuck
<ec^>
the fuck
<ohhoe>
and they fucked me over
<ec^>
ditto compiler-design stuff, but instead of Very Lucky, that requires you to be Very Fucking Smart, so you get hired on by the V8 team at Google, or the SpiderMonkey / Rust teams at mozilla, or something.
<ec^>
spoiler: programming-language work doesn't get you paid unless you're Very Fucking Lucky.
<Hrorekr>
We just have fuck ton of people and mostly the best move out
<ec^>
(How the fuck does hastebin decide on a language ... the last one it thought was CoffeeScript, this one it thinks is Scala. o_O)
<ec^>
who the fuck is remy
<gq>
fucking
2016-01-02
<ec^>
ugh fuck bash
<ec^>
Which is so fucking ironic, because I'm that guy who's always been telling people “Learn a new programming language every three months!” for yeaaaaaars.
<ec^>
I mean I've seen it but fuck if I remember anything
<ec^>
no fucking way
<ec^>
This year I said fuck it and gave a friend my credit-card information and told them to buy it for me if I wasn't answering texts.
<ec^>
oh fuck
<ec^>
fuck
<brixen>
if someone fucks up, I'll delete the tag and probably repush it
2015-12-31
<ec^>
how the fuck do I restore content from a Time Capsule o_o
<ec^>
but you can also redirect messages however the fuck you like: particularly, it's pretty trivial to direct *all messages that mention you* to a particular ‘window’, which then has no other content associated with it. I always kept that open in a small (~8 lines tall) viewport at the top of my terminal.
<eligrey>
they don't give a fuck about their water usage
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I fucking hate that `is not` does not work as expected in CoffeeScript
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
like, the design is inherently slow as fuck (if you think of a scale from ‘languages with an optimizing static compiler’, through ‘JITable dynamic langauges’, to ‘non-JITable dynamic languages’ ... my work sits on a whole other tier, less-optimizable even then your average OO dynamic metaprogramming clusterfuck.)
<pikajude>
i didn't "explain" anything; i said "she's been having chronic chest pain, and she's a young woman so she's fucked as far as medical professionals *listening* to her"
<ec^>
I'm → ← this far from being an MRA when it comes to the conversation about ‘white knights’ or ‘betas.’ As offensive and fucking useless as those terms are, it's by far the most salient point that the MRA sphere has: So, so, so many ‘allies’ seem to be parroting statements they read off of Ashe Dryden's twitter or some such without a thought.
2015-12-28
<alexgordon>
on ubuntu: sudo apt-get install node. FUCK sudo apt-get wtf do I do
<alexgordon>
(although fuck ubuntu)
2015-12-27
<ec^>
JS is having some of the same problems the lisps have: it's becoming a truly beautiful language on the *inside*, and (possibly partially *because* of that), people will continuously hear nothing whatsoever against its' syntax, and will argue the syntax doesn't matter *against all of the fucking evidence to the contrary*, and *all the newcomers who are
<ec^>
Semantic indentation and an attention to aesthetics in an otherwise-fully-ES2017-compatible translanguage would be, fucking beautiful.
<ec^>
er, because Ruby and CoffeeScript are the Way Code Should Be? the entire Java/C heritage is *insanely* incomprehensible and inaccessible to beginner programmers, and it makes me very fucking sick.
<alynn>
because fuck Fedora and fuck Ubuntu slightly less
<ec^>
ableism is so fucking difficult
2015-12-25
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and then there's you *fucked up*.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
So there's, like, you fucked up,
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck, don't emojify that ಠ_ಠ
<glitch-hat>
if I can ever change my fucking nickname ffs
2015-12-21
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
like, they lampshaded the fuck out of that, and I think it succeeded very well
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
it was so fucking good
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck
2015-12-20
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
disable fucking nick notifications if you don't care.
<ec>
join-type? or? something? fuck
<ec>
not realizing how fucking pissed that would get me
<jfhbrook>
and yeah it's a fucking beast
<ec>
Safari is so fucking great
<ec>
it's *so* fucking handy to not have to type ↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓ to get to the ‘history’ section of Safari's quick-search, for instance
<ec>
but … nonetheless, stuff like ⌘W and ⌘S and ⌘{/} and … so on and so forth, mapped *inside terminal apps*, are fucking invaluable
<ec>
because fuck that lol
<ec>
oh! `bats` is fucking invaluable if you've ever written:
<ec>
jq is so fucking great
<ec>
I fucking hate software.
<ja>
you sick fuck
<pikajude>
what's the problem? is my laptop sending the request and the printer is saying go fuck yourself? is my laptop pretending to send the request but actually just sitting there twiddling its thumbs?
2015-12-19
<ec>
Like, your product is literally fucking boring and terrible if you fail to work towards diversity.
<ec>
and it's so fucked up that we're self-selecting, as an industry, into a small bubble of well-off, identically-opinionated people, who think the Next Big Thing is a fucking app that checks the ratio of girl-to-guy at nearby bars.
<ec>
who fucking knows
<ja>
ec: so how fucked up and ec-indented is the source of purr?
<ec>
what the *fuck* is the shit you snapchat me btw
<ja>
so this morning I was relaly afterdrunk and I accidentally wrote this long email to this guy who owns the biggest goth/punk/alt community website in Denmark and asked him to sell it to me and how much he wanted etc. I don’t know what the fuck I was doing. I’m saying this in case you want to change the subject, but come to think of it, you’re you, so if you wanted to, you’d probably just do it.
<ja>
I hope you didn’t fuck it up Mikoangelo-grade.
<ec>
lol bluebie and I used to be literally the closest friends I've ever heard of. Like, nobody I know of has had a best-friend as close as Jenna and I were. I fucked up, and we're like, back on good terms now, but it'll never be the same.
<ec>
who's all like ‘Lol learn to let go of people’, acting as if it's a *bad* thing that when I say “forever,” I fucking mean “forever.”
<ec>
fuck, paws.
<ec>
and I was like … fuck you, for saying I'm capitalizing off of it, but also ... has a point. so.
<ec>
somebody wake akshat the fuck up
<ec>
fuck I need to improve -find
2015-12-17
<ja>
I like to call them “abonnentidentitetsmodulkort” instead of “SIM-kort” in Danish just to confuse the fuck out of people
<ec>
♪~ Lemme take these slippers off, and fuck you wit' my Vans on. ~♪
<ec>
rarik: hm, possibly. it's late as fuck, but I'm out at a diner, working late. 'sup?
<alexgordon>
furthermore, they even fucking removed it from the roadmap
<ja>
bluebie: you mean except from the part where THEIR FUCKING MENUS CLOSE AUTOMATICALLY ONCE YOU MOVE YOUR CURSOR MORE THAN ~10 PIXELS OUT OF THEM?
<bluebie>
actual renders seem to go well, just viewport is fucked, making editing near impossible
<ja>
fuck, I really need a driver’s license
<ja>
incomprehensibly: = you’d like to get fucked, please?
2015-12-16
<ec>
no fucking kidding
<ec>
I have them written down somewhere, but suffice to say They Are Really Fucking Cool™
<ec>
which is a good sign I fucked up that design-choice, but whatever
<ec>
(I probably fucked it up.)
<ec>
makes so much more fucking sense if all of the features and interfaces are a *designed whole*, rather than a hodgepodge of what's enabled, and what version of the interface-design is being used by which, and blahblahblah
<ec>
and on a syntax level, because parse.y was my introduction to programming-languages being a PAIN IN THE FUCKING ASS.
2015-12-15
<alexgordon>
haha fuck it, I'm going to use the node module
<alexgordon>
fuck that
<ja>
-fuck
<ec>
like, there's a lot of factoids and easter-eggs that specifically don't function in #Node.js because they're offensive as fuck
<nuck>
Always a fucking 200
<ec>
Fuck, I need to fix purr, that's a great wat
<VanguardVivian>
ljharb: "giant dogpiles" as in my mentions being a war zone where I can't even enable notifications without my phone buzzing off the hook with "fuck you SJW bitch" messages
<ec>
which is shit and difficult-as-fuck because changing habits and language are Not Easy
<jfhbrook>
oh fuck it's 12:47
<ohhoe>
can a CoC just be me, posted at events yelling at people fucking up