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<jfhbrook> wut
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<purr> <ELLIOTTCABLE> don't fuck with me, I'm dating a lawyer now.
<ja> lolwot
<purr> lolwot
<ja> what's up with you, purr?
<jfhbrook> nice™
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<pikajude> haha
<pikajude> GNU patch is the stupidest piece of software i've ever used
<pikajude> one job: apply patches
<pikajude> so i can pick from:
<pikajude> "(Stripping trailing CRs from patch; use --binary to disable.)
<pikajude> patching file src/Generics/Deriving/Eq.hs
<pikajude> "
<pikajude> "1 out of 1 hunk FAILED -- saving rejects to file src/Generics/Deriving/Eq.hs.rej"
<pikajude> OR
<pikajude> "Hunk #1 FAILED at 15 (different line endings).
<pikajude> "
<pikajude> my favorite
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<purr> <alexgordon> -_- it was just a joke at elliott's expense. I DO THAT ALL DAY LONG
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<purr> <locks> elliot is always up, he takes viagra by the bucketful
<purr> <jeannicolas> * pictures elliottcable writing javascript while bathing in V8 juice...
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<jfhbrook> gross
<jfhbrook> tomato juice is not good
<purr> <sullytaylor> I just spent three minuits looking for somthing, then I realised it was in my mouth
<jfhbrook> huh!
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<ja> hi jonathanzuniga
<jonathanzuniga> ja: hey hi!
<ja> wazzup, yo?
* ja undefined method `beginning_of_month' for Fri, 01 Jan 2016..Thu, 31 Mar 2016:Range
<ja> (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
<purr> <devyn> it is a fact ----------- I think
<ja> purr: wut
<jonathanzuniga> ja: have you tried this app called Peach?
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<jonathanzuniga> I was reading this analysis/review: http://www.useronboard.com/how-peach-onboards-new-users/
<jonathanzuniga> but now the images are not loading. :(
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<ja> jonathanzuniga: I haven't heard of Peach, but that analysis—and that useronboard.com site in general—looks cool :o
<ja> peach.cool is a pretty cool domain ^_^
<ja> > Conversational interactions are *awesome*, but chatting with a disembodied part of a UI can be a bit “ghost in the machine”-y
<ja> lol
<purr> lol
<ja> weird choice of the grimacing/teeth-gritting emoji for that “you’ll be able to see each other’s spaces”.
<ja> hah, jonathanzuniga: The podcast I'm listening to right now *just* started talking about Peach! :D
<ja> I have to read all of useronboard.com
<jonathanzuniga> the site is kept up to date with latest ux practices.
<ja> mmmm, and you know I like UX
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<alexgordon> sup ja
<ja> oh hi alexgordon
<ja> I'm “at” “work”. ’sup with you?
<alexgordon> bored
<ja> that sucks
<ja> what happened to bhasa?
<pikajude> work, TM
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<alexgordon> ja: elliott went to university, so it was doomed from the start :P
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: LOL
<purr> LOL
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: remember ಠ_ಠ? or -_-?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'd totally have put more effort into that
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wish we could have agreed
<alexgordon> ?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> DID YOU GUYS SEE THE BAA-COMBINATOR OMG
<ELLIOTTCABLE> LAMBDA-CALCULUS + CUTE == SO ELLIOTT, I DON'T EVEN HAVE WORDS
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'mma get it tattooed tho 4 real
<alexgordon> oh no what have I done
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: the IRC client?
<alexgordon> irc client?
<alexgordon> ????
<ELLIOTTCABLE> omfg.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: we were going to build a good / modern command-line/web IRC client
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: when? I don't remember that
<ELLIOTTCABLE> like irssi + irccloud, with a shared backend, a *tightly-coupled* bouncer and client
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh my god wtf
<ELLIOTTCABLE> --_-
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: ಠ_ಠ is an IRC client/IRC client framework.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -_-
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -alias _-=-_-
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: sure it wasn't an rss reader?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -alias _- = -_-
<alexgordon> I remember that
<ELLIOTTCABLE> --_- @ alexgordon
<purr> alexgordon: ಠ_ಠ is an IRC client/IRC client framework.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> definitely a thing.
<alexgordon> what is that thing ja thinks I wrote
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I WANT TO WRITE CODE SO BAD
<alexgordon> drag or something
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I DO *NOT* WANT TO DO CALCULUS STUDYING
<ELLIOTTCABLE> UGH FUCK ME
<ELLIOTTCABLE> devyn: you remember this, right?
<alexgordon> I swear there is a secret alexgordon that writes software while I'm asleep
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: I think maybe your memory is almost as bad as mine
<alexgordon> bitch, my memory is ECC
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: how is math class, btw?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> B A A B A A
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: the teacher is excellent. *I* am very fucked.
<alexgordon> :D
<ELLIOTTCABLE> desperately need audio-messaging in IRC ugh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> dunwanna type anything out
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I send a *lot* of voice-messages nowadays
<alexgordon> joke's on you, my headphones are broken
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: you presumably use iOS? exchange iMessages?
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> I mean goddamn I've known you for years, why don't we text
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I *just* realized this, wtf.
<alexgordon> sms?
<alexgordon> too expensive
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wat, no, imessage
<ELLIOTTCABLE> who the fuck uses sms
<alexgordon> imessage could work
<ELLIOTTCABLE> android people
<ELLIOTTCABLE> dirty, dirty android people
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ‘text’ means iMessage in my friend-groups ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<alexgordon> I think I broke my imessage switching SIM cards though
<ELLIOTTCABLE> maybe I'll start getting math tattooed on my body when I understand it
<alexgordon> what are you doing?
<alexgordon> calculus?
<alexgordon> algebra?
<alexgordon> foundations? discrete math?
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<alexgordon> oops
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucking precalc, basically
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I *placed* into Calc II (they didn't accept my Calc II credit), but then once I got my schedule put together, it was a little full ... so I decided I didn't want to be struggling, and it wouldn't hurt to take Calc I one last time and actually *lock it in*, I guess? so I opted to take the lower course
<ELLIOTTCABLE> was all dandy, my my instructor by accident, he turned out to be a CS expat, so that was really cool (applied mathematician practicing in academia who *also* thinks programmers are fucking foolish for trying to turn all of their programming into math? yesssss)
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so I was all happy-dandy ... until there was a no-credit practice/review quiz on the first day, where he basically was just ensuring that we all remembered everything from precalc
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and here I was, thinking I was a math nut; and I literally could not work a *single* one of the problems.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> totally and completely fucked.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> zero out of fifteen.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I spent the entire hour of the exam desperately trying to derive the expansion of (a + b)⁵ from first principles. Covered the backs of all three pages with my scribbles. (got pretty close.)
<ELLIOTTCABLE> was embarassing as everliving *fuck*.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and I am totally fucked now, because the course is moving fast, into stuff I *thought* I knew, when in fact, I don't even know the goddamn pre-requisite material, because I last thought about it like seven fucking years ago.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> there's like a 50% chance I drop out, move even further down, and re-take pre-calc/trig. At ... 26 years old.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Like, inexpressibly embarrassing. |=
<whitequark> ELLIOTTCABLE: wasn't that just pascal triangle?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yep.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> whitequark: I'm kinda desperately hoping that I can pick it back up quickly ... but that depends on time spent reviewing, which depends on self-motivation and focus, which isn't happening ...
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'd call it at 30% chance I've failed out again within two months. Maybe a lot less if I find a drug that helps somehow. I dunno.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Pretty sure my problems aren't druggable.
<whitequark> I hear you
<whitequark> as a dropout...
<ELLIOTTCABLE> whitequark: lol
<purr> lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> whitequark: in *that* way, and possibly only that way, you seem pretty similar to me
<ELLIOTTCABLE> you just ... do your own thing, and *only* do your own thing.
<whitequark> ELLIOTTCABLE: what do you mean?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it sounds like you've just done a good job of (slash lucked out by?) finding an employment avenue that actually interests and engages you
<whitequark> ah
<whitequark> actually, the job is pretty boring, it's just writing python all day long
<whitequark> I don't even get to use any of the good parts
<whitequark> mostly it's the fact that 1) I remote, 2) have a modest workload, 3) don't have any debts or shit to pay so that even though I'm not paid a lot I still get enough discretionary income
<whitequark> which... well, yeah, it's almost entirely luck
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: eh don't feel too bad. all I remember is (a + b)^n is something to do with binomials, but don't ask me what the formula is
<alexgordon> it's the kind of thing you remember if you've actually been doing it recently
<purr> <elliottcable> hr'd jolfing an O{S
<pikajude> yeah
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<alexgordon> sup fujisan
<fujisan> ello
<fujisan> my brother bought a house
<fujisan> i'm a bit jealous
<fujisan> im kinda the loser in the family
<fujisan> girlfriends homes all i have is irc
<fujisan> i rent
<fujisan> lol
<purr> lol
<fujisan> oh well
<fujisan> i work parttime have lots of time to read
<fujisan> i got a worthless degree
<fujisan> absolutely shite and the irony is i knew it all along i failed in life on purpose
<fujisan> to live the slacker lifestyle
<fujisan> selfsabotage im that lazy
<fujisan> but like
<alexgordon> all I said was "sup" !
<fujisan> failure and success are part of the same entity only separated by time just like happiness and unhappiness
<fujisan> sup is acronym for serious unintended psychology
<fujisan> and you alexgordon any status anxiety in your life?
<alexgordon> nope, got rid of all that stuff
<fujisan> what did you buy and eat this week?
<alexgordon> food?
<pikajude> renting is literally pissing money away
<alexgordon> yes it is
<fujisan> in my case it isnt
<pikajude> so why don't more people buy houses
<fujisan> let me explain
<pikajude> what idiots
<alexgordon> fujisan: don't you live in netherlands?
<fujisan> i rent a whole house for 200 euros
<alexgordon> pretty nice!
<pikajude> oh, cool
<alexgordon> must live in greece
<alexgordon> :D
<pikajude> i rent a room for $1500
<fujisan> because i dont make enough money
<fujisan> without that i would have to pay 400 euros a month
<alexgordon> where the hell do you live?!
<alexgordon> 200 euros is pretty good
<pikajude> me?
<fujisan> so if i make enough money i will rent out a room to a student
<alexgordon> no
<pikajude> oh ok
<alexgordon> 200 euros is like serbia level rents
<fujisan> 3 bedrooms no attic big as yard
<fujisan> i live in the Netherlands
<fujisan> the neighborhood is not the best but not ghetto style like in the USA
<fujisan> yeah
<pikajude> like all of the USA
<fujisan> buying a simple home like this would set me back with a mortgage for 300,000 euros
<fujisan> noway i will ever do that if i have low rent
<alexgordon> yeah and don't you have to pay crazy VAT on homes in NL?
<alexgordon> I looked that up
<fujisan> my brother bought a home smaller than mine for nearly 300,000 euros
<pikajude> fujisan: if you're planning on renting for more than 125 years, you should probably just go for the mortgage
<fujisan> like i said im a loser
<fujisan> i cant afford to buy a home
<fujisan> im lucky i got this cheap rent
<fujisan> i cant hold a job
<fujisan> i have mental health issues
<fujisan> oxygen deprived at birth
<ja> fujisan: where the hell in the Netherlands can you get a whole house for €200?
<fujisan> i work parttime
<ja> you must know a guy who knows a guy
<fujisan> because i lived here for a long time so the rent staid low
<fujisan> only goes up 3% a year
<fujisan> if you stay in it
<pikajude> fujisan: so what brings you here? are you a young programming prodigy or are you a friendless misanthrope?
<fujisan> i was planning to maybe get in programming
<fujisan> as a hobby
<fujisan> i know ELLIOTTCABLE
<fujisan> im on his github
<pikajude> oh ok
<pikajude> ok
<alexgordon> 5 years ago
<alexgordon> I made that?
<alexgordon> I kinda remember making that
<pikajude> wow, 5 years ago was 2011
<pikajude> the inexorable march of time
<fujisan> :)
<fujisan> actually if you have to be a loser the Netherlands is pretty good country to be one
<fujisan> if i was in the USA i would be a hobo by now
<pikajude> yeah we hate the poor
<fujisan> =]
<fujisan> yeah im poor that's the proper term
<fujisan> my boss makes a fortune
<fujisan> i work for a startup
<fujisan> i was lured with the promise of a good job when it grows
<fujisan> and in the meantime i get to do all the boring jobs
<pikajude> what do you do that's part-time and for a startup
<fujisan> financial administration, healthcare policy and legal accountancy related stuff, and writing the annual report for 2015, also help prepare for an external audit
<fujisan> all ad hoc related the boss just delegates it to me
<fujisan> it's like 30 hours a week work but i get paid 50% :<
<fujisan> i need the job experience though
<fujisan> beggars can't be choosers
<fujisan> i work with a 50 year old engineer and my mom
<fujisan> the shit i have to deal with im going to write a book about it
<fujisan> i was also featured in the preferences of an irc chat app for OS X
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<fujisan> relative irc fame