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<alexgordon> dbpedia maybe, not sure
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<pikajude> wikidata?
<pikajude> oh
<pikajude> dbpedia
<alexgordon> yeah but dbpedia kinda sucks
<alexgordon> just going to use the wikipedia api
<pikajude> it's amazing how shit everything is
<pikajude> the previous statement is only partially tongue-in-cheek
<pikajude> GHC has been out for like 20 years and it only just got duplicate record fields
<alexgordon> they added that!??!
<whitequark> lol
<purr> lol
<whitequark> -lol
<purr> whitequark: lol
<whitequark> -ghc = lol
<whitequark> i don't remember how that works
<whitequark> whatever
<pikajude> they did, alexgordon
<alexgordon> link?
<pikajude> it's in HEAD
<pikajude> well
<pikajude> it's not out yet
<whitequark> it's all in your HEAD
<pikajude> but it's in trunk
<alexgordon> link to trac thread?
<pikajude> hang on
<alexgordon> I have been waiting for that for goddamn years
<pikajude> yeah
<alexgordon> in the meantime I got pissed off with haskell
<alexgordon> and stopped using it
<pikajude> the magic typeclasses extension is still to come though
<pikajude> apparently in GHC 8.0
<pikajude> also, GHC HEAD now tells you the type of variables that you refer to but haven't defined
<pikajude> which is fantastic
<alexgordon> wow man, haskell is finally catching up with C
<pikajude> C has typeclasses?
<pikajude> imagine
<alexgordon> it has two struct fields with the same name :P
<pikajude> sick
<pikajude> well, C is like 30 years older
<pikajude> compilers aren't easy
<alexgordon> yeah you'd have to be like ultra smart
<pikajude> lol
<purr> lol
<alexgordon> too many window lickers on the ghc team
<pikajude> what is a window licker
<pikajude> oh ok
<pikajude> yeah i think there are like 5 active maintainers
<alexgordon> truly this is a great day for programming
<alexgordon> two structs with the same field name
<alexgordon> next up: two modules in the same file!
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<alexgordon> > OSError: [Errno 63] File name too long
<alexgordon> oops
<alexgordon> god this code is bad even by my standards
<alexgordon> don't think I've named a variable with more than 2 characters in the last 30 minutes
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<purr> <nuck> gq: So basically you pooped on ELLIOTTCABLE?
<pikajude> get pooped on
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<purr> <devyn> elliottcable: eboyjr's boobs
<purr> <prophile> my epiglottis is full of bees
<inimino> -what
<purr> <fujisan> you are a lifetime soap opera elliottcable D:
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<purr> <alexgordon> python's GC, singlehandedly, proves that capitalism is necessary for society
<whitequark> -stop
<whitequark> -stop
<whitequark> -stahp
<whitequark> -staph
<gq> lol
<gq> youtried.jpg
<gq> or maybe succeded
<gq> *succeeded
<gq> WHO KNOWS~
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<whitequark> gq: seems to have worked
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<alexgordon> -what
<alexgordon> -start
<alexgordon> -what
<purr> <prophile> I wish nigger was more socially acceptable because it's a great onomatopoeia for the sound of a helicopter. niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger
<fujisan> ello frands
<alexgordon> ...
<fujisan> ELLIOTTCABLE:
<fujisan> are you here?
<fujisan> how do you deal with thinning hair?
<alexgordon> ...
<fujisan> and dont say shave
<fujisan> D:
<fujisan> im too lazy to give google an extra entry to the database on me
<alexgordon> fujisan: marriage
<fujisan> hehe
<fujisan> yeah
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fujisan: Rogaine! works wonders. I started balding, like, *bad*, at 25. Well, before that, but Very Unhelpful Friends who *thought* they were being unhelpful insisted it was ‘just a blond patch!’
<fujisan> my grandpa was bald
<fujisan> i was wondering
<fujisan> are bald men smarter?
<fujisan> i mean steve jobs had alopecia
<alexgordon> no, but they are bald
<ELLIOTTCABLE> once I said fuck'em and started looking into solutions, it's almost totally reversed itself. I'm visibly ‘blonder’ on the back of my head, like I was when I was 22, 23; but there's nothing like thinning
<fujisan> cool
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Rogaine: works wonders if you're not *actively balding* yet, and if it's entirely apex balding.
<fujisan> my mom is redhead so i have brown hair with an orange red glow
<ELLIOTTCABLE> have to take it *forever* though. and it's expensive.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> There's a medication that works too, even more expensive, and the only thing effective on prefrontal, I think?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ask VanguardVivian, they know Everything™
<fujisan> my balding is more like thinning
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yeah, that's how it starts.
<fujisan> but i have curly hair must be due to my slight jewish heritage
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and it's more reversible if you get it *now*, before there's any actual *baldness*.
<fujisan> yep
<fujisan> rogaine is hormones?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> once a zone of the scalp becomes totally devoid of hair, it's basically dead; but before that, the pores can be re-opened and induced to start growing hair
<fujisan> i mean will it give me moobs
<alexgordon> jewish heritage? I presumed you were japanese
<ELLIOTTCABLE> no, it's a zinc-oxide (iirc?) that basically shocks the follicles into waking up? kinda?
<fujisan> yes
<ELLIOTTCABLE> idk, it's not a medicine thing so much as it is a direct chemical thing. but it's FDA approved, a Real Thing, etc.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> moobs. i hate that word, jesus.
<fujisan> my mom is caucasian but russian jewish on her dad side
<fujisan> they still havent solved it huh
<fujisan> why men go bald
<fujisan> imagine how rich you would be if you would solve it
<alexgordon> fujisan: wikipedia says that rogaine increases blood flow
<fujisan> im stressed from work and i see my hair thinning im tingeling on my head
<fujisan> i think it's shedding
<fujisan> it itches and i see more scalp
<alexgordon> fujisan: hair loss from stress is not necessary baldness
<alexgordon> but can be
<fujisan> my grandpa on my moms side was bald in his 30s
<fujisan> i have the genes
<fujisan> i know i have it but my dads genes slow it down hopefully
<fujisan> i always thought i would never get bald
<fujisan> i mean i was never blessed with good looks but at least i had hair
<alexgordon> fujisan: well go see a specialist before taking drugs, don't get advice from irc :P
<purr> * Nuck runs back to the 90's
<fujisan> the best things in life are free
<fujisan> it's from a song so it's axiomatic
<alexgordon> fujisan: move to the middle east and wear one of those headdress things
<fujisan> my logic maybe flawed but so is humanity's perception on reality
<fujisan> those men are lucky
<fujisan> maybe if they allow more muslims in Europe i can wear one
<fujisan> yeah
<fujisan> my mental image was similar
<fujisan> those people have so much money
<fujisan> saudis
<fujisan> maybe i can go and ask political asylum there
<fujisan> im tired of the Netherlands
<alexgordon> LOL
<purr> LOL
<alexgordon> reddit has a hardon for oman
<alexgordon> so try there
<fujisan> my boss is making me work overtime for free
<alexgordon> btw so are you japanese?
<alexgordon> half-japanese?
<fujisan> yeah
<fujisan> i'm funny looking
<fujisan> not all hybrid humans have enhanced looks
<alexgordon> mmhmm
<fujisan> that's why they had one more child
<fujisan> my sister
<fujisan> and for the combination works out great
<fujisan> her*
<alexgordon> russian japanese is pretty much the perfect combination of genes, but maybe it doesn't always work :P
<fujisan> i have seen it before i had a friend also not blessed with good looks but his sister
<fujisan> dropdead gorgeous
<fujisan> well
<fujisan> luckily there is theory
<alexgordon> LOL
<purr> LOL
<fujisan> they complain about a lot on the body building fora as well
<fujisan> so it must have some truth
<fujisan> those body builders who cant get laid
<alexgordon> maybe they're gay?
<alexgordon> I presume that all body builders can get laid if they want to
<fujisan> im not doing that though i like not having to breath extra polluted air to fuel all those muscles
<fujisan> nah
<fujisan> not all
<fujisan> i knew one a brother of a frand he was huge oversexed couldnt get laid
<fujisan> he would take huge food supplements and shit all the time
<jfhbrook> oversexed?
<jfhbrook> eww pooping :(
<fujisan> frustrated
<fujisan> to the max
<fujisan> undersexed more like it
<jfhbrook> oh
<fujisan> but i thought they referred to it as oversexed
<jfhbrook> yeah dunno
<fujisan> to much focus on sex
<fujisan> too*
<fujisan> when i was on nofap for 208 days after being frandzoned by a co-worker who sat across me for 4 months inches away
<fujisan> i attracted a lot more women tho
<fujisan> or maybe i just thought i did
<alexgordon> lol
<purr> lol
<fujisan> and no it wont give me prostrate cancer because there is research that suggests that overmasturbation is bad in your 20-30s and good later in life but not when you are young
<fujisan> it's confusing though i got caught in the whole reddit drama of nofap
<fujisan> i wanted to go for zen monk status
<alexgordon> ^ it doesn't work like that. you can't just sit there like a flower waiting for the women to come to you. you have to put some damn effort in
<fujisan> then i had a wetdream and lost my focus
* alexgordon facepalms
<fujisan> 208 days of nofap isnt damn effort?
<fujisan> wu wei
<alexgordon> not effort into nofap, lol
<fujisan> to do nothing like nature the flowers grow without effort
<fujisan> the bees do all the work
<fujisan> i need bees
<alexgordon> mmhmm?
<alexgordon> you should stop thinking about whether women are attracted to you or not
<fujisan> crosspolination
<fujisan> yes i know
<fujisan> my moms frand at work who is 16 years my senior showed an interest she is older but good looking
<fujisan> tomorrow there is a new years party
<jfhbrook> heh
<alexgordon> lol.
<purr> lol
<jfhbrook> a little late for a new years party, no?
<fujisan> that's the only way i can get a job nepotism my mom does hrm for the company i work for
<fujisan> yeah
<alexgordon> 16 years older?!
<fujisan> it's a startup
<fujisan> yeah
<fujisan> she doesnt look it though
<fujisan> i think that's my niche
<fujisan> older women
<alexgordon> man that is quitter talk
<fujisan> you havent seen her
<fujisan> nah
<fujisan> she looks better than the younger women there
<fujisan> besides i saw her in the dark
<fujisan> she looked my age
* alexgordon sighs
<fujisan> :<
<fujisan> anyways time to watch my soap opera
<fujisan> Manhattan
<fujisan> i love it so much
<alexgordon> go to japan, or russia, transnistria, whatever... find some nice chick who is younger than you, get married, stop worrying about baldness, the end
<fujisan> yeah i know it's easy
<fujisan> said
<fujisan> im not desperate though
<fujisan> my home is clean im learning how to cook
<fujisan> and by the time im elderly i hope to have a fembot nurse
<alexgordon> lmao
<alexgordon> we can all dream
<fujisan> maybe i should go for older and rich
<fujisan> so i can get another degree
<alexgordon> lol your priorities are very much the opposite of mine
<purr> lol
<fujisan> i saw an asian girl in the supermarket today
<fujisan> so perfect
<fujisan> the type of girl you see once every 5 years
<jfhbrook> heh
<fujisan> yeah i have high standards
<fujisan> not as high as i used to
<jfhbrook> I mean, it happens? I know that feel?
<alexgordon> are there not many asian people in netherlands?
<jfhbrook> my (asian) coworker's cousins are dutch
<jfhbrook> so at least a few
<fujisan> in the chinese restaurants
<fujisan> i have one good autistic chinese friend his family owns one they have pretty girls work there
<fujisan> my mom is addicted to their food
<fujisan> she has got fat though
<alexgordon> your mom?
<fujisan> enough but not as much
<alexgordon> I am so confused
<fujisan> i dont have much family
<fujisan> my mom eats a lot of food
<alexgordon> I see
<fujisan> it's in our genes to get fat but i have fought and lost 40lbs so im skinny again
<fujisan> chinese food makes me fat
<fujisan> i eat it once or twice a month max
<pikajude> my genes are raw denim
<fujisan> my boss hired a new girl
<fujisan> im afraid i will fall for her
<fujisan> she is skinny and has glasses
<alexgordon> goddammit
<fujisan> the type of smart intelligence worker
<alexgordon> I may be forced to find you a girlfriend so I don't have to hear abut this lol
<purr> lol
<fujisan> forced?
<fujisan> i fell for an iranian co-worker
<fujisan> also nerdy
<fujisan> multi lingual and charming
<fujisan> she gave me so much attention that's why i fell for her
<fujisan> and didnt have the guts to ask her out
<fujisan> so i wasnt even frandzoned officially
<pikajude> noob
<pikajude> le friendzone
<fujisan> she just flirted with too many guys i got jealous
<fujisan> :<
<fujisan> she just liked me like a friend
<fujisan> i think most women think im gentle and nice
<fujisan> if you give that vibe
<fujisan> it will never work i heard
<alexgordon> fujisan: how about, making girls fall for _you_ instead of the other way around?
<fujisan> you mean game
<fujisan> yeah i lack initiative
<fujisan> and the girls i like are liked by more guys who do have guts to ask them
<alexgordon> fujisan: I mean instead of fawning over them, just you know, don't
<fujisan> i was asked out by a co-worker she was cool but i ruined that as well lol
<purr> lol
<fujisan> and she was hot ;(
<pikajude> you know, don't put them on a pedestal
<pikajude> that is useless
<fujisan> i never had braces i lack confidence
<fujisan> it's cool in japan but in europe surrounded by perfect smiles it's lethal
<alexgordon> haha
<alexgordon> go to japan then
<fujisan> one bonus i dont get wrinkles it's rare when i smile
<fujisan> people who smile will get weird wrinkles around their mounths
<alexgordon> are japanese people xenophobic about half-japanese?
<fujisan> to be honest
<fujisan> yes
<alexgordon> LOL
<fujisan> but not in the european way
<fujisan> it just means that when you apply for a job or want a carreer it's almost impossible
<fujisan> career *
<alexgordon> back in a bit
<fujisan> they have a homogenous society and traditions
<fujisan> so im lucky i wasnt born there
<fujisan> im going to sleep work tomorrow bubye
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> 2:31 PM <alexgordon> I presume that all body builders can get laid if they want to
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fujisan: ‘friendzone’ ≠ a thing.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> can
<ELLIOTTCABLE> not believe ‘nofap’ is a thing that just saw discussion in here |=
<ELLIOTTCABLE> you're gonna scare away all of my new PLT recruits! shh!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> pikajude: “my genes are raw denim” wat.
<purr> beep.
<pikajude> PhysicaLLLL Training
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 2:54 PM <alexgordon> I may be forced to find you a girlfriend so I don't have to hear abut this lol
<purr> lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 2:58 PM <+pikajude> you know, don't put them on a pedestal
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so much wow.
<pikajude> is that disapproval ec
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yes :P
<ELLIOTTCABLE> just the entire conversation lol
<pikajude> dehumanizing women is a good thing now?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 3:00 PM <alexgordon> are japanese people xenophobic about half-japanese?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> you didn't know that? I've definitely seen a stereotype that half-japanese get V. Short Shrift by basically everybody
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ugh. I'm really unproductive today.
<jfhbrook> I've *heard* that's the case
<jfhbrook> though perhaps unsurprisingly it doesn't seem to be so for japanese people that have, say, spent years in US America
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: what do you disapprove of?
<alexgordon> seems pretty straightfoward to me
<jfhbrook> I'm too busy deploying 20 services to staging to have fully formed an opinion here
<pikajude> 20 services babby
<alexgordon> jfhbrook: to be sure, nobody expects fully formed options on the internet :P
<jfhbrook> I try
<jfhbrook> hmm
<jfhbrook> regarding "the friendzone"
<jfhbrook> I think it's real insofar as, yes, someone can like you as a friend without romantic interest, that happens all the time and there's nothing wrong with it
<jfhbrook> it's false insofar as I don't think there's this magical period where if you were just quick on your feet you woulda totally been dating but you weren't and now you've been labeled as "like a sibling"
<alexgordon> ya I don't get the idea of it
<jfhbrook> I mean, I kinda do
<jfhbrook> like, it happens
<jfhbrook> I tend to fall for friends, and of course a lot of them don't see me That Way
<jfhbrook> the mental leap towards "if only I did something different" maybe doesn't make sense
<alexgordon> oh well that must be it
<alexgordon> the way I see it, there's 7 billion people out there, 3.5 billion women and so the chance that anybody in your social circle is the best person for you is rather small, you know?
<jfhbrook> but "best" doesn't matter much
<jfhbrook> realistically, "good enough" does
<alexgordon> I dunno, better to aim for best and get good enough, than aim for good enough and get...
<alexgordon> :)
<jfhbrook> I don't strategize at all when it comes to meeting people
<jfhbrook> I'm **really bad** at it as you might imagine!
<alexgordon> not strategise but... just work to increase your horizons and knowledge of the world
<jfhbrook> I mean
<jfhbrook> I read wikipedia sometimes
<alexgordon> :D
<purr> <devyn> I could grow a beard, but I'm worried that I'd look like gandalf
<alexgordon> no chance, devyn
<alexgordon> -what
<purr> <whitequark> terminal emulator as a profession
<alexgordon> -what
<purr> <isaacbw> meteor is what happens if you close your eyes and wish for unicorns and magic
<alexgordon> -what
<purr> <Nuck> my mangina
<alexgordon> -what
<purr> <alexgordon> I mainly follow ELLIOTTCABLE for his profile pics
<alexgordon> boring
<ELLIOTTCABLE> thxpurr
<meowrobot> -what
<purr> <nuck> I'm imagining that his signature would be attaching dog feet to human bodies before disposing of them
<ELLIOTTCABLE> hey frans,
<alexgordon> sup fran
<ELLIOTTCABLE> plz let me know if you come across any fucked-up whats
<meowrobot> lol
<purr> lol
<alexgordon> so we can keep them
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I know for sure that there's a couple in there, and I'd like to remove them slash put them behind a cw
<alexgordon> -what
<purr> <devyn> optimization is orgasmic
<alexgordon> only if it's premature
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -what
<purr> <Benvie> cool thing is that es6 makes most templating engines obsolete
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -what
<purr> <pikajude> my genes are raw denim
<alexgordon> we just HAD that
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -wat
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<pikajude> that was quick
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -what
<purr> <chiper> quineing and tarpits are software processes? those sound like things you’d do at a club.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> *
<alexgordon> -java
<purr> alexgordon: a good sandwich
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I mean. true.
<meowrobot> -wat
<purr> meowrobot: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -what
<purr> <devyn> got two bullets in this guy with an UMP from afar, and he bled to death. CoffeeScript is wonderful.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ahhahah. Devyn. I remember that
<alexgordon> I don't
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -what
<purr> <drparse> gqbrielle: a warning is when the parser gets passive-aggressive on you, an error is when it gets aggressive at you, a parse error is when it punches you in the fucking face
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -what
<purr> <devyn> instincts. like. wallhackers.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that too omg
<alexgordon> these are boring
<alexgordon> -what
<purr> <ELLIOTTCABLE> dicks are pretty resilient.
<alexgordon> ah better
<meowrobot> lol
<alexgordon> -what
<purr> <malia> Jenna is jenna and your friend and that is cool
<alexgordon> malia :(
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ugh not true tho
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Malia!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> malliiaaaaaaa
<alexgordon> you were so cruel elliott, SO CRUEL
<ELLIOTTCABLE> lol alexgordon's ‘boring’ == ‘vee inoffensive’
<purr> lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: cruel? D: NEVUH
<alexgordon> yeah or just not funny
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -what @ alexgordon
<purr> <purr> STOP PUTTING MY QUOTES IN WAT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> uh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> very little about that makes any sense
<ELLIOTTCABLE> when u be readin' Asimov and he be like,
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “photonic founts”
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and u be all mutterin ‘Bitch those just flashlights.’
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<purr> <whitequark> chews a toast.
<pikajude> i have some rare footage of #macdev answering questions
<pikajude> second time it's happening since i first came in there in 2012
<alexgordon> lol does that place still exist
<purr> lol