<pikajude>
yeah i think there are like 5 active maintainers
<alexgordon>
truly this is a great day for programming
<alexgordon>
two structs with the same field name
<alexgordon>
next up: two modules in the same file!
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<alexgordon>
> OSError: [Errno 63] File name too long
<alexgordon>
oops
<alexgordon>
god this code is bad even by my standards
<alexgordon>
don't think I've named a variable with more than 2 characters in the last 30 minutes
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<purr>
<nuck> gq: So basically you pooped on ELLIOTTCABLE?
<pikajude>
get pooped on
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<purr>
<devyn> elliottcable: eboyjr's boobs
<purr>
<prophile> my epiglottis is full of bees
<inimino>
-what
<purr>
<fujisan> you are a lifetime soap opera elliottcable D:
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<purr>
<alexgordon> python's GC, singlehandedly, proves that capitalism is necessary for society
<whitequark>
-stop
<whitequark>
-stop
<whitequark>
-stahp
<whitequark>
-staph
<gq>
lol
<gq>
youtried.jpg
<gq>
or maybe succeded
<gq>
*succeeded
<gq>
WHO KNOWS~
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<whitequark>
gq: seems to have worked
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<alexgordon>
-what
<alexgordon>
-start
<alexgordon>
-what
<purr>
<prophile> I wish nigger was more socially acceptable because it's a great onomatopoeia for the sound of a helicopter. niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger
<fujisan>
ello frands
<alexgordon>
...
<fujisan>
ELLIOTTCABLE:
<fujisan>
are you here?
<fujisan>
how do you deal with thinning hair?
<alexgordon>
...
<fujisan>
and dont say shave
<fujisan>
D:
<fujisan>
im too lazy to give google an extra entry to the database on me
<alexgordon>
fujisan: marriage
<fujisan>
hehe
<fujisan>
yeah
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fujisan: Rogaine! works wonders. I started balding, like, *bad*, at 25. Well, before that, but Very Unhelpful Friends who *thought* they were being unhelpful insisted it was ‘just a blond patch!’
<fujisan>
my grandpa was bald
<fujisan>
i was wondering
<fujisan>
are bald men smarter?
<fujisan>
i mean steve jobs had alopecia
<alexgordon>
no, but they are bald
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
once I said fuck'em and started looking into solutions, it's almost totally reversed itself. I'm visibly ‘blonder’ on the back of my head, like I was when I was 22, 23; but there's nothing like thinning
<fujisan>
cool
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Rogaine: works wonders if you're not *actively balding* yet, and if it's entirely apex balding.
<fujisan>
my mom is redhead so i have brown hair with an orange red glow
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
have to take it *forever* though. and it's expensive.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
There's a medication that works too, even more expensive, and the only thing effective on prefrontal, I think?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
ask VanguardVivian, they know Everything™
<fujisan>
my balding is more like thinning
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
yeah, that's how it starts.
<fujisan>
but i have curly hair must be due to my slight jewish heritage
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and it's more reversible if you get it *now*, before there's any actual *baldness*.
<fujisan>
yep
<fujisan>
rogaine is hormones?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
once a zone of the scalp becomes totally devoid of hair, it's basically dead; but before that, the pores can be re-opened and induced to start growing hair
<fujisan>
i mean will it give me moobs
<alexgordon>
jewish heritage? I presumed you were japanese
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
no, it's a zinc-oxide (iirc?) that basically shocks the follicles into waking up? kinda?
<fujisan>
yes
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
idk, it's not a medicine thing so much as it is a direct chemical thing. but it's FDA approved, a Real Thing, etc.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
moobs. i hate that word, jesus.
<fujisan>
my mom is caucasian but russian jewish on her dad side
<fujisan>
they still havent solved it huh
<fujisan>
why men go bald
<fujisan>
imagine how rich you would be if you would solve it
<alexgordon>
fujisan: wikipedia says that rogaine increases blood flow
<fujisan>
they complain about a lot on the body building fora as well
<fujisan>
so it must have some truth
<fujisan>
those body builders who cant get laid
<alexgordon>
maybe they're gay?
<alexgordon>
I presume that all body builders can get laid if they want to
<fujisan>
im not doing that though i like not having to breath extra polluted air to fuel all those muscles
<fujisan>
nah
<fujisan>
not all
<fujisan>
i knew one a brother of a frand he was huge oversexed couldnt get laid
<fujisan>
he would take huge food supplements and shit all the time
<jfhbrook>
oversexed?
<jfhbrook>
eww pooping :(
<fujisan>
frustrated
<fujisan>
to the max
<fujisan>
undersexed more like it
<jfhbrook>
oh
<fujisan>
but i thought they referred to it as oversexed
<jfhbrook>
yeah dunno
<fujisan>
to much focus on sex
<fujisan>
too*
<fujisan>
when i was on nofap for 208 days after being frandzoned by a co-worker who sat across me for 4 months inches away
<fujisan>
i attracted a lot more women tho
<fujisan>
or maybe i just thought i did
<alexgordon>
lol
<purr>
lol
<fujisan>
and no it wont give me prostrate cancer because there is research that suggests that overmasturbation is bad in your 20-30s and good later in life but not when you are young
<fujisan>
it's confusing though i got caught in the whole reddit drama of nofap
<fujisan>
i wanted to go for zen monk status
<alexgordon>
^ it doesn't work like that. you can't just sit there like a flower waiting for the women to come to you. you have to put some damn effort in
<fujisan>
then i had a wetdream and lost my focus
* alexgordon
facepalms
<fujisan>
208 days of nofap isnt damn effort?
<fujisan>
wu wei
<alexgordon>
not effort into nofap, lol
<fujisan>
to do nothing like nature the flowers grow without effort
<fujisan>
the bees do all the work
<fujisan>
i need bees
<alexgordon>
mmhmm?
<alexgordon>
you should stop thinking about whether women are attracted to you or not
<fujisan>
crosspolination
<fujisan>
yes i know
<fujisan>
my moms frand at work who is 16 years my senior showed an interest she is older but good looking
<fujisan>
tomorrow there is a new years party
<jfhbrook>
heh
<alexgordon>
lol.
<purr>
lol
<jfhbrook>
a little late for a new years party, no?
<fujisan>
that's the only way i can get a job nepotism my mom does hrm for the company i work for
<fujisan>
yeah
<alexgordon>
16 years older?!
<fujisan>
it's a startup
<fujisan>
yeah
<fujisan>
she doesnt look it though
<fujisan>
i think that's my niche
<fujisan>
older women
<alexgordon>
man that is quitter talk
<fujisan>
you havent seen her
<fujisan>
nah
<fujisan>
she looks better than the younger women there
<fujisan>
besides i saw her in the dark
<fujisan>
she looked my age
* alexgordon
sighs
<fujisan>
:<
<fujisan>
anyways time to watch my soap opera
<fujisan>
Manhattan
<fujisan>
i love it so much
<alexgordon>
go to japan, or russia, transnistria, whatever... find some nice chick who is younger than you, get married, stop worrying about baldness, the end
<fujisan>
yeah i know it's easy
<fujisan>
said
<fujisan>
im not desperate though
<fujisan>
my home is clean im learning how to cook
<fujisan>
and by the time im elderly i hope to have a fembot nurse
<jfhbrook>
though perhaps unsurprisingly it doesn't seem to be so for japanese people that have, say, spent years in US America
<alexgordon>
ELLIOTTCABLE: what do you disapprove of?
<alexgordon>
seems pretty straightfoward to me
<jfhbrook>
I'm too busy deploying 20 services to staging to have fully formed an opinion here
<pikajude>
20 services babby
<alexgordon>
jfhbrook: to be sure, nobody expects fully formed options on the internet :P
<jfhbrook>
I try
<jfhbrook>
hmm
<jfhbrook>
regarding "the friendzone"
<jfhbrook>
I think it's real insofar as, yes, someone can like you as a friend without romantic interest, that happens all the time and there's nothing wrong with it
<jfhbrook>
it's false insofar as I don't think there's this magical period where if you were just quick on your feet you woulda totally been dating but you weren't and now you've been labeled as "like a sibling"
<alexgordon>
ya I don't get the idea of it
<jfhbrook>
I mean, I kinda do
<jfhbrook>
like, it happens
<jfhbrook>
I tend to fall for friends, and of course a lot of them don't see me That Way
<jfhbrook>
the mental leap towards "if only I did something different" maybe doesn't make sense
<alexgordon>
oh well that must be it
<alexgordon>
the way I see it, there's 7 billion people out there, 3.5 billion women and so the chance that anybody in your social circle is the best person for you is rather small, you know?
<jfhbrook>
but "best" doesn't matter much
<jfhbrook>
realistically, "good enough" does
<alexgordon>
I dunno, better to aim for best and get good enough, than aim for good enough and get...
<alexgordon>
:)
<jfhbrook>
I don't strategize at all when it comes to meeting people
<jfhbrook>
I'm **really bad** at it as you might imagine!
<alexgordon>
not strategise but... just work to increase your horizons and knowledge of the world
<jfhbrook>
I mean
<jfhbrook>
I read wikipedia sometimes
<alexgordon>
:D
<purr>
<devyn> I could grow a beard, but I'm worried that I'd look like gandalf
<alexgordon>
no chance, devyn
<alexgordon>
-what
<purr>
<whitequark> terminal emulator as a profession
<alexgordon>
-what
<purr>
<isaacbw> meteor is what happens if you close your eyes and wish for unicorns and magic
<alexgordon>
-what
<purr>
<Nuck> my mangina
<alexgordon>
-what
<purr>
<alexgordon> I mainly follow ELLIOTTCABLE for his profile pics
<alexgordon>
boring
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
thxpurr
<meowrobot>
-what
<purr>
<nuck> I'm imagining that his signature would be attaching dog feet to human bodies before disposing of them
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
hey frans,
<alexgordon>
sup fran
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
plz let me know if you come across any fucked-up whats
<meowrobot>
lol
<purr>
lol
<alexgordon>
so we can keep them
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I know for sure that there's a couple in there, and I'd like to remove them slash put them behind a cw
<alexgordon>
-what
<purr>
<devyn> optimization is orgasmic
<alexgordon>
only if it's premature
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
-what
<purr>
<Benvie> cool thing is that es6 makes most templating engines obsolete
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
-what
<purr>
<pikajude> my genes are raw denim
<alexgordon>
we just HAD that
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
-wat
<purr>
ELLIOTTCABLE: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<pikajude>
that was quick
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
-what
<purr>
<chiper> quineing and tarpits are software processes? those sound like things you’d do at a club.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
*
<alexgordon>
-java
<purr>
alexgordon: a good sandwich
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I mean. true.
<meowrobot>
-wat
<purr>
meowrobot: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
-what
<purr>
<devyn> got two bullets in this guy with an UMP from afar, and he bled to death. CoffeeScript is wonderful.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
ahhahah. Devyn. I remember that
<alexgordon>
I don't
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
-what
<purr>
<drparse> gqbrielle: a warning is when the parser gets passive-aggressive on you, an error is when it gets aggressive at you, a parse error is when it punches you in the fucking face
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
-what
<purr>
<devyn> instincts. like. wallhackers.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
that too omg
<alexgordon>
these are boring
<alexgordon>
-what
<purr>
<ELLIOTTCABLE> dicks are pretty resilient.
<alexgordon>
ah better
<meowrobot>
lol
<alexgordon>
-what
<purr>
<malia> Jenna is jenna and your friend and that is cool