<whitequark>
oh and the textual table of contents doesn't have its fucking entries linked to the pages
<yorickpeterse>
are you telling me to go fuck myself?
<whitequark>
it's truly horrible. first, it's done in fucking Word, and the fonts are truly disgusting
<yorickpeterse>
because Linux is like "lol what the fuck is this driver crap"
<whitequark>
so I cleaned it and the prints became clear as fuck
2014-01-13
<ELLIOTTCABLE_>
UJD isn't about the unit, which is really *really* fucking simple (a day.), it's about two things:
2014-01-12
<devyn>
joelteon, cuttle: my fucking bank mandates 5 to 8 char passwords, alphanumeric only
<whitequark>
I'M FUCKING OUTTA HERE
<whitequark>
FUCK THIS KEYBOARD RANDOMLY WORKING AND RANDOMLY BREAKING
<whitequark>
FUCK
<alexgordon>
fuck you I'm english it's our language
<whitequark>
fuck semantics, that's not what I was asking about
<alexgordon>
"that chick is fucking hot"
2014-01-11
<alexgordon>
you wouldn't get fuck you money selling open source for a dollar
<alexgordon>
I haven't got fuck you money with chocolat and I can assure you I spend lots of time on it
<alexgordon>
right but that's because he got his fuck you money
<whitequark>
the author doesn't give a fuck and didn't really touch it for years now
<whitequark>
if I get paid $100 per month for writing, say, parser, I'm not going to give any fucks about it
<whitequark>
people who would need to pay you in this scheme would stay the fuck away from such language
2014-01-10
<whitequark>
what the fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
would rather spend the money on hi-fi gear, or hiring somebody to code for me, or on 3D printers and mills and learning to fucking Electronics™ and Gadget™ #verbify
2014-01-09
<whitequark>
how do I politely say "I rewrote a shitload of fucked up code" ?
2014-01-07
<alexgordon>
emacs has the strangest fucking code ever
<joelteon>
yeah it makes me wonder just how fucked up vim's code is
<cuttle_>
(still fucking w the theme)
<devyn>
probably just massively fucked up the backend somehjow
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking holy crap this song
2014-01-06
<joelteon>
or you can tell that someone really didn't give a fuck about something
<joelteon>
that is fucking GOOD
<joelteon>
FUCKING BUTTS
<joelteon>
FUCK
2014-01-02
<whitequark>
devyn: the fuck I just watched
<whitequark>
and assembly is fucking incomprehensible
<whitequark>
because they don't fucking follow their own fucking spec
<whitequark>
2) you're a fucking hipster who has too much money
<whitequark>
then you're fucked
<devyn>
and why the fuck is it 1866 MHz RAM
<whitequark>
alexgordon: then you don't need a fucking mac pro.
<alexgordon>
yeah but meanwhile apple's top of the range computer *has a fucking screen attached* ...
<devyn>
what the fuck is this
<alexgordon>
joelteon: as I've been saying for fucking YEARS, if you simply avoid the bad features, C++ is a good language
<whitequark>
the fuck exactly you are doing
<joelteon>
I'm kind of understand what the fuck is going on
2014-01-01
<whitequark>
and I'm fucking with an USART
<whitequark>
why the fuck
<whitequark>
fucking usbserial driver doesn't work
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I left at about 11:30, so I was sitting in my car, screaming anguish at my steering wheel, smashed drunk, and alone as all fuck, when the clock struck 12:00.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
she starts scratching me up. my arm's all fucked.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
she follows me to my bedroom. tells me *I've* embarassed all of us. I'm fucking shaking at this point, I'm sone done with the whole mess. I sigh, and make it clear that I'm going to stay in the bedroom, until everybody leaves.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I'm *so fucking angry*, now; she couldn't even be arsed to fucking *tell me* what made me a goddamn asshole.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
not take-me-aside and chew me out for something I had done wrong that I hadn't noticed … not, even, yell at me for something, WHEN IT HAPPENED, … not even FUCKING EXPLAIN WHAT YOU'RE YELLING AT ME ABOUT, when you yell at me later.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
in the middle of a game of Cards Against Humanity, I was saying something game-related to someone, and she leans across the table and says, in front of *every friend I had*, something along the lines of “FUCK YOU.”
<ELLIOTTCABLE__>
fucking, fuck
<whitequark>
argh, fucking macros
2013-12-31
<cuttle>
whitequark: it's a functional language, why not just fucking allow forward referencing
<yorickpeterse>
but I would not be surprised if the author was like "Lol fuck off this works for me"
<devyn>
fuck it
<joelteon>
nothing wrong with qt-based apps, other than the fucked up text boxes and progress bars
<joelteon>
i didn't want to pay fucking $700 for a domain name
<joelteon>
FUCK ME
<joelteon>
whatever the fuck that is
<whitequark>
because fuck <=486
<whitequark>
why the fuck do you even bother
<whitequark>
why the fuck are you using -O2 for optimizing tight loops which are likely parallelizable with SIMD?!
<whitequark>
... the fuck should that even do
<whitequark>
it's decoding fucking mp3s
<whitequark>
... the fuck
2013-12-30
<whitequark>
fucking awesome. 256 votes and 64 favorites
<whitequark>
just. fucking. rewrite. it.
<alexgordon>
fuck that :P
<devyn>
anyway, yeah, that's fucked lol
<joelteon>
it's a pretty fucked up program
<joelteon>
just fucking
<joelteon>
FUCK
<joelteon>
FUCK ANOTHER PLANT
<joelteon>
FUCK
<joelteon>
FUCK
<alexgordon>
cuttle: as I was saying the other day, ranges/iterators are fucking awesome
<alexgordon>
ruby? fuck ruby
<whitequark>
especially not in fucking init.
<joelteon>
fuck dvorak users, am i right?
<joelteon>
fuck you
<cuttle>
the grammar is the fucking simplest thing ever
<alexgordon>
japanese is a hard fucking language
<cuttle>
I love math, I'm fucking majoring in math
<alexgordon>
2*3+4*5 is 26 god fucking dammit
<alexgordon>
fuck it
<alexgordon>
devyn: fuck languages without infix notation
<whitequark>
I have never ever launched ghc in my life, why the fuck I know this language
<whitequark>
why the FUCK it uses comic sans ms
2013-12-29
<whitequark>
that is so fucking spot on
<whitequark>
fuck, freer looks kinda alike to fryer
<whitequark>
"oh fuck every single one of those is 100KB of C spaghetti"
<whitequark>
what the fuck does that even mean, let me look it up
<whitequark>
on that fucking pole
<joelteon>
fuck this i give up
<joelteon>
ok, this is FUCKING WEIRD
2013-12-28
<cuttle>
not even fucking hackage definition lists
<cuttle>
i fucking konw
<cuttle>
just the only fucking blog post on the planet about using haskell and llvm
<whitequark>
read the fucking source
<cuttle>
or there might be now but I can't fucking find out
<cuttle>
like, i'd rather use llvm from go than haskell because haskell's bindings are a one man weekend project without support for fucking structs
<cuttle>
it's fucking gross
<cuttle>
devyn: exactly fucking when I said I would use it...
<devyn>
sure, if you've already got an entire fucking OS under you
<cuttle>
those are fucking useful
<devyn>
qemu is fucking awesome
<joelteon>
fuck me
2013-12-27
<yorickpeterse>
this isn't my fucking country
<whitequark>
oh my fucking god
<yorickpeterse>
meh fuck this, I cbf binding Python
<yorickpeterse>
the language is full of fuck
<joelteon>
i like the fact that indentation isn't too hard for fucking vim to figure out
<yorickpeterse>
also fuck you ffi-gen for not processing Python, now I have to do this manually
<yorickpeterse>
oh, they're fucking images
<yorickpeterse>
I'm listening to fucking 80s synth music
2013-12-26
<joelteon>
i'm in the "fuck google" phase
2013-12-23
<whitequark>
I'm fucking out of here
<whitequark>
fucking fuck
<whitequark>
fuck
<whitequark>
cuttle: to paraphrase you, I'm fucking tired of hearing about this shit
<cuttle>
but, even if it never led to a single fucking technical breakthrough
<cuttle>
a fucking idle analogy like that doesn't have to have a long track record of excellent predictions about an industry to justify its meager existence
<cuttle>
whitequark: you've talked more about how they're not exactly the same fucking thing than anyone ever has talked about them being similar
<cuttle>
jesus fucking christ
<cuttle>
someone get this fucking guy published
<whitequark>
exactly my fucking point
<whitequark>
and I'm pretty fucking solid on that nodejs part
<cuttle>
io fucking smalltalk
2013-12-22
<whitequark>
eh fuck it
<devyn>
whitequark: wait, how the fuck are there two 'green' definitions in this.factoids
<devyn>
what the fuck
<whitequark>
the fuck is this shit
<whitequark>
how the fuck does it recognize commands
<alexgordon>
yeah well fuck managed runtimes :P
<alexgordon>
but, slow as fuck
<whitequark>
the fuck is this
2013-12-21
<whitequark>
the fuck is that.
<whitequark>
what the fuck exactly does it mean
2013-12-20
<whitequark>
"what is up with us, who the fuck knows"
<whitequark>
#firstworldproblems: a package arrives to your mail forwarding service, and you have no fucking idea where it came from or what's inside
2013-12-19
<whitequark>
fuck I probably shouldn't be doing this at night
2013-12-18
<devyn>
fuck my bank
<whitequark>
because every term in it is completely fucked up
<whitequark>
what the fuck is this game
2013-12-17
<whitequark>
blood vessels are complex as fuck, yet the body can regrow them at will, at any time and any place
2013-12-12
<alexgord_>
yeah GCD fucking rocks
<alexgord_>
yorickpeterse: he has fuck you money by proxy
<yorickpeterse>
ELLIOTTCABLE: so then what the fuck *do* you do?
<whitequark>
how the fuck is this useful exactly
<whitequark>
lol what the fuck
<cuttle>
why does every fucking gem have problems
<cuttle>
god i just want to have a fucking audio synthesis library
2013-12-11
<whitequark>
fucking internet dance
<cuttle>
“I like putting uplifting elements in something that’s moody as fuck. Make them appear for a moment, and then take them away. That’s the sound I love…like embers in the tune…little glowing bits of vocals…they appear for a second, then fade away and you’re left with an empty, sort of air-duct sound…something that’s eerie and empty. Like you’re waiting just inside a newsagent in the rain…a little sanctuary, then you walk out in it. ...
<whitequark>
how the fuck do you convert fractional part of a fixed-point number to string
<devyn>
whitequark: haha, I thought about doing that, but then I remembered that it takes fucking ridiculously long to get money between exchanges and the fees involved are crazy in many circumstances
2013-12-10
<whitequark>
holy fuck it's winter
<devyn>
fucking JS and its lack of strftime
<devyn>
well I just wrote a fucking awful Date -> "HH:MM:SS" function
<whitequark>
fuck, I can't write a binary search
<whitequark>
dude, I wrote that fucking parser
<whitequark>
fuck.
<whitequark>
what the fuck
<whitequark>
holy fuck chrome is 31 already
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
devyn: woah what the fuck, United is 1k to YVR!?
<alextgordon>
so fucking annoying
<alextgordon>
arrive in UK: looks at passport for half a minute, asks where WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE DOING, etc
<whitequark>
argh what the fuck, internet broke
<whitequark>
why are they so fucking expensive
<whitequark>
fucking airlines
<devyn>
"devyn: what the ever loving fuck are you saying"
<purr>
devyn: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
<@purr> ocaml: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<purr>
ocaml: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<purr>
purr: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<purr>
alextgordon: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<purr>
whitequark: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<vil>
the lumia 1020 is fucking gorgeous, though
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
media embedding? who the fuck does that?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
what the FUCK whitequark
<alextgordon>
fucking difficult
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
what the FUCK is this shit
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
it's “finally something to *make those yet-another-fucking-wifi-lightbulbs* **useful**”
<whitequark>
oh god yet another fucking wifi lightbulb
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
of course there's exceptions to every rule. Sure, 99.99999% of people whom I've ever seen speak psuedo-japanese (what do you even *call* it when you type sounds from another language, in a latin character-set, when the language isn't even in that set!?) are fucking terrible people. Nonetheless I *understand* that there may exist people who spend the time to
2013-12-09
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I FUCKING HATE AMAZON'S PLAYER
<whitequark>
but it fucking does not
<yorickpeterse>
620 bucks for a fucking knife?
<yorickpeterse>
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?" "Honey just go to fucking bed already"