2014-02-12

<glowcoil> though probably not right click because fuck mice
<whitequark> glowcoil: then again, go and fucking do it
<glowcoil> nuck: CLIs are a fucking joke
<glowcoil> fuck that shit
<nuck> Count me the fuck in
<nuck> Fucking CuntServ won't identify me
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucking dog-mess in the middle of typing, sorry
<gq> basically didn't see the second out of pique because of how much i fucking hate benedict cumberbatch
<glowcoil> yes of course you can fucking buy alcohol in utah
<devyn> fuck I'm hungry but I'm waiting for my friend to get here >_>
<gq> no ceiling fucking, sadly.
<alexgordon> fucking patent system
<devyn> what the fuck
<alexgordon> how come apple got the keyboard right in fucking iPhone OS 1?
<alexgordon> devyn: lol now you've seen it once, you'll have the pleasure of seeing it ALL THE FUCKING TIME
<gq> you would, you fucking would
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I had some Fucking Serious bolts attached to the rafters. Originally installed to hold lots and pans.
<glowcoil> like, fucking AWFUL, inconsistent library design
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Fuck code.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Fuck thaaaaaaaaaaaaat
<alexgordon> FUCK YOU GOODBYE ELLIOTT
<devyn> but that doesn't do fuck all for the compiler

2014-02-11

<glowcoil> those people will be fucked out of a job come enough time anyway
<devyn> what the fuck.
<devyn> of all things, why the fuck does fopen() take a mode *string* when it could just be bitwise

2014-02-10

<glowcoil> whitequark: that dream is fucking ridiculous
<yorickpeterse> I mean, you even bought the fucking LLVM book
<joelteon> you're a fucking nerd

2014-02-09

<whitequark> and it doesn't need a fucking task scheduler

2014-02-06

<ELLIOTTCABLE> The stupid fucking water analogy doesn't work for me.
<whitequark> okay you know what I fucking hate

2014-02-05

<whitequark> purr: fuck off
<whitequark> oh fuck you
<alexgordon> fuck yeah furrow
<whitequark> whoever came up with US page sizes, fuck you and your shit
<joelteon> god, ruby fucking sucks

2014-02-04

<glowcoil> alexgordon: instead of writing it in fucking cps yourself

2014-02-03

<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: fucking minecraft has crashed

2014-02-02

<vil> this semester is fucking ridiculous

2014-02-01

<glowcoil> i'm so fucking indecisive
<whitequark> but guess what, I can make it out of fucking METAL
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: i was wondering where the fuck all teh stuff went
<gq> witness purr, voiced by Paul Bettany, as he shuts down starbound because 'god dammit go outside, fuck your video games'
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and then I'm like goddamnit purr fuck off

2014-01-31

<joelteon> init scripts are fucking gross
<whitequark> fucking systemd
<joelteon> also devyn, i found out how the data was fucked when updating some unit tests when I was trying to upgrade to ruby 1.9
<devyn> haha how'd you even figure out how it was fucked
<joelteon> tl;dr someone fucked up utf-8 a long time before i joined the company
<alexgordon> brooker segment on ukraine is fucking hilarious

2014-01-30

<whitequark> it was really fucking urgent

2014-01-29

<joelteon> Fuck this is stressful

2014-01-28

<glowcoil> but every remaster is in fucking stereo

2014-01-27

<whitequark> the fuck those people are smoking
<devyn> yes I would like to stay the fuck away from that
<joelteon> fucking g++
<glowcoil> what a fucking useless thing
<glowcoil> FUCK
<glowcoil> what the fuck

2014-01-26

<alexgordon> actually fuck mumble, my computer is too slow

2014-01-25

<ELLIOTTCABLE> 8 fucking pounds
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gq: what the fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE> my life is currently a cluster-fuck of
<gq> aka fuck the cool-gadget, fuck-me-right-now instead
<ELLIOTTCABLE> been there, re: fuck-me-right-now vs. cool-gadget
<whitequark> I'm afraid if a hot girl told me "fuck me right now", I'd still choose the CNC machine
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck. bye.
<devyn> he's like fucking beetlejuice
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Fuck *me*, I have an excellent eye
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucking studs
<gq> like, suicidal in that utterly passive way where it's like fuck it, just fuck it
<ELLIOTTCABLE> OH MY FUCK.

2014-01-24

<alexgordon> WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
<whitequark> get a mountain, carve it from inside, just make it fucking empty

2014-01-23

<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucking fuck
<glowcoil> so fucking good
<ELLIOTTCABLE> when the fuck are you coming to the US? :P
<whitequark> if you can't show *the copy of the card you ordered it with*, write a fucking explanation
<whitequark> that wasn't, it was $600 + $300 delivery (EMS. fuck it all.)
<whitequark> wow, that is fucking expensive
<whitequark> the fuck is that?
<whitequark> the fuck happened here
<ELLIOTTCABLE> let random fucks from IRC fly around my house
<gq> the fuck
<gq> also how the fuck do you have your EX'S /PARENTS/ logins?

2014-01-22

<purr> gq: no. fuck you.
<purr> elliottcable: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<gq> i thought you meant dash like....fuck if i know
<gq> the fuck does dash invoked mean
<gq> because omfg so fucking nuts
<elliottcable> I've got an entire fucking home laboratory at the west-building front desk right now.
<gq> the fuck happened 3 months ago
<elliottcable> but fuck if it wasn't mind-bendingly eerie when it happened
<elliottcable> what even the fuck. how can purr hear you.
<gq> oh my fuck
<elliottcable> the fuck, purr
<yorickpeterse> Subject: Bear sucks and fucks a fireman in uniform

2014-01-20

<whitequark> and I honestly don't know how the fuck he comes up with that
<devyn> he didn't spend nearly enough money on the monitors though. those bezels are fucking gigantic

2014-01-19

<yorickpeterse> fuck no
<yorick> if you have cruise control with automatic braking and line-following that's a bit more acceptable but still fucking stupid
<whitequark> or the DRIVER of the fucking car exiting the seat to climb on top of it
<vil> fuck it, too lazy to finish that joke
<vil> I'd be mad if they fucked with scrollbars on os x

2014-01-16

<gkatsev> shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits
<joelteon> oh, is motherfucker separate from fuck
<joelteon> damn shit fuck cunt piss
<whitequark> "intercourse" - "bang" - "fuck". "penis" - "dick" - ???

2014-01-14

<whitequark> oh and the textual table of contents doesn't have its fucking entries linked to the pages
<yorickpeterse> are you telling me to go fuck myself?
<whitequark> it's truly horrible. first, it's done in fucking Word, and the fonts are truly disgusting
<yorickpeterse> because Linux is like "lol what the fuck is this driver crap"
<whitequark> so I cleaned it and the prints became clear as fuck

2014-01-13

<ELLIOTTCABLE_> UJD isn't about the unit, which is really *really* fucking simple (a day.), it's about two things:

2014-01-12

<devyn> joelteon, cuttle: my fucking bank mandates 5 to 8 char passwords, alphanumeric only
<whitequark> I'M FUCKING OUTTA HERE
<whitequark> FUCK THIS KEYBOARD RANDOMLY WORKING AND RANDOMLY BREAKING
<whitequark> FUCK
<alexgordon> fuck you I'm english it's our language
<whitequark> fuck semantics, that's not what I was asking about
<alexgordon> "that chick is fucking hot"

2014-01-11

<alexgordon> you wouldn't get fuck you money selling open source for a dollar
<alexgordon> I haven't got fuck you money with chocolat and I can assure you I spend lots of time on it
<alexgordon> right but that's because he got his fuck you money
<whitequark> the author doesn't give a fuck and didn't really touch it for years now
<whitequark> if I get paid $100 per month for writing, say, parser, I'm not going to give any fucks about it
<whitequark> people who would need to pay you in this scheme would stay the fuck away from such language

2014-01-10

<whitequark> what the fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE> would rather spend the money on hi-fi gear, or hiring somebody to code for me, or on 3D printers and mills and learning to fucking Electronics™ and Gadget™ #verbify

2014-01-09

<whitequark> how do I politely say "I rewrote a shitload of fucked up code" ?

2014-01-07

<alexgordon> emacs has the strangest fucking code ever
<joelteon> yeah it makes me wonder just how fucked up vim's code is
<cuttle_> (still fucking w the theme)
<devyn> probably just massively fucked up the backend somehjow
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucking holy crap this song

2014-01-06

<joelteon> or you can tell that someone really didn't give a fuck about something
<joelteon> that is fucking GOOD
<joelteon> FUCKING BUTTS
<joelteon> FUCK

2014-01-02

<whitequark> devyn: the fuck I just watched
<whitequark> and assembly is fucking incomprehensible
<whitequark> because they don't fucking follow their own fucking spec
<whitequark> 2) you're a fucking hipster who has too much money
<whitequark> then you're fucked
<devyn> and why the fuck is it 1866 MHz RAM
<whitequark> alexgordon: then you don't need a fucking mac pro.
<alexgordon> yeah but meanwhile apple's top of the range computer *has a fucking screen attached* ...
<devyn> what the fuck is this
<alexgordon> joelteon: as I've been saying for fucking YEARS, if you simply avoid the bad features, C++ is a good language
<whitequark> the fuck exactly you are doing
<joelteon> I'm kind of understand what the fuck is going on

2014-01-01

<whitequark> and I'm fucking with an USART
<whitequark> why the fuck
<whitequark> fucking usbserial driver doesn't work
<whitequark> in unrelated news: STM is fucking awesome. https://gist.github.com/whitequark/430a8cb992b9e35784e2
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I left at about 11:30, so I was sitting in my car, screaming anguish at my steering wheel, smashed drunk, and alone as all fuck, when the clock struck 12:00.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> she starts scratching me up. my arm's all fucked.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> she follows me to my bedroom. tells me *I've* embarassed all of us. I'm fucking shaking at this point, I'm sone done with the whole mess. I sigh, and make it clear that I'm going to stay in the bedroom, until everybody leaves.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm *so fucking angry*, now; she couldn't even be arsed to fucking *tell me* what made me a goddamn asshole.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> not take-me-aside and chew me out for something I had done wrong that I hadn't noticed … not, even, yell at me for something, WHEN IT HAPPENED, … not even FUCKING EXPLAIN WHAT YOU'RE YELLING AT ME ABOUT, when you yell at me later.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> in the middle of a game of Cards Against Humanity, I was saying something game-related to someone, and she leans across the table and says, in front of *every friend I had*, something along the lines of “FUCK YOU.”
<ELLIOTTCABLE__> fucking, fuck
<whitequark> argh, fucking macros

2013-12-31

<cuttle> whitequark: it's a functional language, why not just fucking allow forward referencing
<yorickpeterse> but I would not be surprised if the author was like "Lol fuck off this works for me"
<devyn> fuck it
<joelteon> nothing wrong with qt-based apps, other than the fucked up text boxes and progress bars
<joelteon> i didn't want to pay fucking $700 for a domain name
<joelteon> FUCK ME
<joelteon> whatever the fuck that is
<whitequark> because fuck <=486
<whitequark> why the fuck do you even bother
<whitequark> why the fuck are you using -O2 for optimizing tight loops which are likely parallelizable with SIMD?!
<whitequark> ... the fuck should that even do
<whitequark> it's decoding fucking mp3s
<whitequark> ... the fuck

2013-12-30

<whitequark> fucking awesome. 256 votes and 64 favorites
<whitequark> just. fucking. rewrite. it.
<alexgordon> fuck that :P
<devyn> anyway, yeah, that's fucked lol
<joelteon> it's a pretty fucked up program
<joelteon> just fucking
<joelteon> FUCK
<joelteon> FUCK ANOTHER PLANT
<joelteon> FUCK
<joelteon> FUCK
<alexgordon> cuttle: as I was saying the other day, ranges/iterators are fucking awesome
<alexgordon> ruby? fuck ruby
<whitequark> especially not in fucking init.
<joelteon> fuck dvorak users, am i right?
<joelteon> fuck you
<cuttle> the grammar is the fucking simplest thing ever
<alexgordon> japanese is a hard fucking language
<cuttle> I love math, I'm fucking majoring in math
<alexgordon> 2*3+4*5 is 26 god fucking dammit
<alexgordon> fuck it
<alexgordon> devyn: fuck languages without infix notation
<whitequark> I have never ever launched ghc in my life, why the fuck I know this language
<whitequark> why the FUCK it uses comic sans ms

2013-12-29

<whitequark> that is so fucking spot on
<whitequark> fuck, freer looks kinda alike to fryer
<whitequark> "oh fuck every single one of those is 100KB of C spaghetti"
<whitequark> what the fuck does that even mean, let me look it up
<whitequark> on that fucking pole
<joelteon> fuck this i give up
<joelteon> ok, this is FUCKING WEIRD

2013-12-28

<cuttle> not even fucking hackage definition lists
<cuttle> i fucking konw
<cuttle> just the only fucking blog post on the planet about using haskell and llvm
<whitequark> read the fucking source
<cuttle> or there might be now but I can't fucking find out
<cuttle> like, i'd rather use llvm from go than haskell because haskell's bindings are a one man weekend project without support for fucking structs
<cuttle> it's fucking gross
<cuttle> devyn: exactly fucking when I said I would use it...
<devyn> sure, if you've already got an entire fucking OS under you
<cuttle> those are fucking useful
<devyn> qemu is fucking awesome
<joelteon> fuck me

2013-12-27

<yorickpeterse> this isn't my fucking country
<whitequark> oh my fucking god
<yorickpeterse> meh fuck this, I cbf binding Python
<yorickpeterse> the language is full of fuck
<joelteon> i like the fact that indentation isn't too hard for fucking vim to figure out
<yorickpeterse> also fuck you ffi-gen for not processing Python, now I have to do this manually
<yorickpeterse> oh, they're fucking images
<yorickpeterse> I'm listening to fucking 80s synth music

2013-12-26

<joelteon> i'm in the "fuck google" phase

2013-12-23

<whitequark> I'm fucking out of here
<whitequark> fucking fuck
<whitequark> fuck
<whitequark> cuttle: to paraphrase you, I'm fucking tired of hearing about this shit
<cuttle> but, even if it never led to a single fucking technical breakthrough
<cuttle> a fucking idle analogy like that doesn't have to have a long track record of excellent predictions about an industry to justify its meager existence
<cuttle> whitequark: you've talked more about how they're not exactly the same fucking thing than anyone ever has talked about them being similar
<cuttle> jesus fucking christ
<cuttle> someone get this fucking guy published
<whitequark> exactly my fucking point
<whitequark> and I'm pretty fucking solid on that nodejs part
<cuttle> io fucking smalltalk

2013-12-22

<whitequark> eh fuck it
<devyn> whitequark: wait, how the fuck are there two 'green' definitions in this.factoids
<devyn> what the fuck
<whitequark> the fuck is this shit
<whitequark> how the fuck does it recognize commands
<alexgordon> yeah well fuck managed runtimes :P
<alexgordon> but, slow as fuck
<whitequark> the fuck is this

2013-12-21

<whitequark> the fuck is that.
<whitequark> what the fuck exactly does it mean

2013-12-20

<whitequark> "what is up with us, who the fuck knows"
<whitequark> #firstworldproblems: a package arrives to your mail forwarding service, and you have no fucking idea where it came from or what's inside

2013-12-19

<whitequark> fuck I probably shouldn't be doing this at night

2013-12-18

<devyn> fuck my bank
<whitequark> because every term in it is completely fucked up
<whitequark> what the fuck is this game

2013-12-17

<whitequark> blood vessels are complex as fuck, yet the body can regrow them at will, at any time and any place

2013-12-12

<alexgord_> yeah GCD fucking rocks
<alexgord_> yorickpeterse: he has fuck you money by proxy
<yorickpeterse> ELLIOTTCABLE: so then what the fuck *do* you do?
<whitequark> how the fuck is this useful exactly
<whitequark> lol what the fuck
<cuttle> why does every fucking gem have problems
<cuttle> god i just want to have a fucking audio synthesis library

2013-12-11

<whitequark> fucking internet dance
<cuttle> “I like putting uplifting elements in something that’s moody as fuck. Make them appear for a moment, and then take them away. That’s the sound I love…like embers in the tune…little glowing bits of vocals…they appear for a second, then fade away and you’re left with an empty, sort of air-duct sound…something that’s eerie and empty. Like you’re waiting just inside a newsagent in the rain…a little sanctuary, then you walk out in it. ...
<whitequark> how the fuck do you convert fractional part of a fixed-point number to string
<devyn> whitequark: haha, I thought about doing that, but then I remembered that it takes fucking ridiculously long to get money between exchanges and the fees involved are crazy in many circumstances

2013-12-10

<whitequark> holy fuck it's winter
<devyn> fucking JS and its lack of strftime
<devyn> well I just wrote a fucking awful Date -> "HH:MM:SS" function
<whitequark> fuck, I can't write a binary search
<whitequark> dude, I wrote that fucking parser
<whitequark> fuck.
<whitequark> what the fuck
<whitequark> holy fuck chrome is 31 already
<ELLIOTTCABLE> devyn: woah what the fuck, United is 1k to YVR!?
<alextgordon> so fucking annoying
<alextgordon> arrive in UK: looks at passport for half a minute, asks where WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE DOING, etc
<whitequark> argh what the fuck, internet broke
<whitequark> why are they so fucking expensive
<whitequark> fucking airlines
<devyn> "devyn: what the ever loving fuck are you saying"
<purr> devyn: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<ELLIOTTCABLE> <@purr> ocaml: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<purr> ocaml: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<purr> purr: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<purr> alextgordon: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<purr> whitequark: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<vil> the lumia 1020 is fucking gorgeous, though
<ELLIOTTCABLE> media embedding? who the fuck does that?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what the FUCK whitequark
<alextgordon> fucking difficult
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what the FUCK is this shit
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's “finally something to *make those yet-another-fucking-wifi-lightbulbs* **useful**”
<whitequark> oh god yet another fucking wifi lightbulb
<ELLIOTTCABLE> of course there's exceptions to every rule. Sure, 99.99999% of people whom I've ever seen speak psuedo-japanese (what do you even *call* it when you type sounds from another language, in a latin character-set, when the language isn't even in that set!?) are fucking terrible people. Nonetheless I *understand* that there may exist people who spend the time to

2013-12-09

<ELLIOTTCABLE> I FUCKING HATE AMAZON'S PLAYER
<whitequark> but it fucking does not
<yorickpeterse> 620 bucks for a fucking knife?
<yorickpeterse> "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?" "Honey just go to fucking bed already"