00:07 <whitequark> LOL

00:07 <purr> LOL

00:07 <whitequark> ELLIOTTCABLE_: you're using coinbase right?

00:09 <ELLIOTTCABLE_> whitequark: yep, why?

00:15 <whitequark> they're using mongodb

00:15 <whitequark> for everything

00:18 <whitequark> #firstworldproblems: a package arrives to your mail forwarding service, and you have no fucking idea where it came from or what's inside

04:30 <whitequark> it was painful

04:53 <Nuck> !back

04:53 <Nuck> Scuse me I'll just take these

04:53 <Nuck> Dammit purr where are my welcome back penises

04:53 <Nuck> -back

04:53 <purr> Nuck: Welcome back! Here, have some welcome-back penises. http://youtu.be/RvkWhGVNky4

04:54 <whitequark> you don't know how much do you miss by not understanding lyrics

05:00 <Nuck> I know I miss everything

05:00 <Nuck> But it's naked russian juggaloes

05:01 <whitequark> "the victory is behind the mechani-i-ism... all girls are made out of meat, they'll come to us for a portion of love"

05:01 <whitequark> the refrain

05:01 <whitequark> "what is up with us, who the fuck knows"

05:03 <Nuck> That refrain describes the entire video

05:59 <whitequark> http://i.imgur.com/HkqV5cb.jpg

05:59 <whitequark> (sfw)

19:20 <whitequark> http://www.parliament.nz/en-nz/about-parliament/history-buildings/history/special/language/00PlibHstBldgsHistorySpecialLanguage1/unparliamentary-language

19:22 <alexgordon> whitequark: :D

19:22 <alexgordon> Hypnotised rabbits

19:27 <trolling> and yet

19:27 <trolling> out of all of the weird ones

19:27 <trolling> my favourite has to be "grubby little man"

19:28 <alexgordon> trolling: you silly old moo

21:37 <audy> "destroying all that we know without forewarning"

21:43 <audy> what if the true vacuum is at just a teensy tiny little bit of a lower energy state than the false vacuum

21:44 <audy> instead of being destroyed, would everything get just a little weird?

21:48 <whitequark> life as we know it is rather weird in that its existence hinges on a set of incredibly specific relationships

21:49 <whitequark> so, well, perhaps, but you won't be the one to observe it

23:04 <audy> There's no reason why different parameters couldn't support life in some form

23:05 <audy> Maybe there's even a goldilocks zone in parameter space that can support life

23:10 <whitequark> sure, but existing life will end

23:44 <whitequark> this is awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDRscxjFS-k

23:45 <whitequark> this older one is awesome too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2rDbRUDkds

23:58 <whitequark> those minecraft parodies are somehow consistently better than source material

23:58 <whitequark> not sure why