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<cuttle> alextgordon: no, they'd suspect he was the devil in disguise and ask to shake his hand
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<devyn> that templeos guy is everywhere, I swear
<devyn> also known as losethos, sparrowos
<devyn> and many other names
<joelteon> yeah why ARE go binaries so big
<devyn> probably static linking of the runtime, which is growing?
<joelteon> impossible
<devyn> god, he's really quite talented, but also insane
<devyn> sparrowos guy
<devyn> the amount of work he's put into it is incredible
<devyn> he names his source files with a .CPP extension, but it's some other C-like language
<joelteon> lol
<purr> lol
<devyn> yes, I'm actually reading his code
<devyn> he's got a test suite for his entire OS and all of its programs
<joelteon> that makes sense
<devyn> (someone else's fork on github, not official)
<devyn> interesting that he chose to represent void with what is essentially an unsigned 0-bit integer type
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<whitequark> devyn: hey
<devyn> whitequark: have an exam tomorrow. can't really talk
<whitequark> oh ok
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<cuttle> vil: hi
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<alextgordon> hi cuttle
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<alextgordon> -paws
<purr> alextgordon: “the scientology of programming langiages” <http://ell.io/iksN9>
<whitequark> lol
<purr> lol
<whitequark> -34 purr
<whitequark> ... can't believe no one thought of .
<whitequark> sharkbot: who are you?
<whitequark> I have an urge to call some class or variable "ovipositor"
<whitequark> but not really sure which
<alextgordon> -34 elliottcable
<alextgordon> -34 alaska
<alextgordon> no?
<alextgordon> not even a palin?
<alextgordon> -34 palin
<alextgordon> -34 sarah palin
<purr> alextgordon: Here. <http://bit.ly/1g3fYDo> [NSFW]
<purr> alextgordon: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<alextgordon> disturbing
<alextgordon> -34 c++
<alextgordon> -34 bjarne stroustrup
<alextgordon> -34 linus
<purr> alextgordon: Here. <http://bit.ly/IJO2Xt> [NSFW]
<purr> alextgordon: ... if you had any sense, you wouldn't have asked.
<alextgordon> uh oh
<alextgordon> not sure I want to click
<alextgordon> ah not bad
<alextgordon> no linus
<alextgordon> just a big penis
<whitequark> lol @ censorship rectangle
<purr> lol
<whitequark> tm_hour : int;(*Hours 0..23*) tm_mday : int;(*Day of month 1..31*) tm_mon : int;(*Month of year 0..11*) tm_year : int;(*Year - 1900*)
<whitequark> I fucking hate whoever made up this fucking moronic structure
<whitequark> WHY THE FUCK IS DAY OF MONTH ONE-BASED BUT EVERYTHING ELSE IS ZERO-BASED
<whitequark> WHY THE FUCKING FUCK YEAR IS 1900-BASED IT'S A FUCKING INT
* whitequark rage-fucking-quits
<alextgordon> wait putin is 5'6"?!
<alextgordon> I thought he was over 6 foot. He must have a really good PR team...
<alextgordon> medvedev is 5'4"?!?!
<alextgordon> are all russians this short?
<alextgordon> whitequark: PLEASE CONFIRM
<whitequark> alextgordon: wat
<whitequark> what is those units
<whitequark> me not know them
<alextgordon> whitequark: putin is 1.7m, medvedevev is 1.6m
<whitequark> alextgordon: that sounds ok
<whitequark> I'm 1.92 or so and when I see a person taller than me, I'm quite surprised
<alextgordon> well yeah 6'2" is very tall
<alextgordon> but 5'4" is not!
<whitequark> you and your imperial crap >_<
<whitequark> well
<whitequark> no one really cares for medvedev's height
<alextgordon> whitequark: wait until you find out about stones :D
<alextgordon> 1 stone = 6.35029 kg
<whitequark> dude, I already have 1" = 25.4mm memorized
<whitequark> because reasons
<whitequark> but that is the extent of my imperial knowledge
<whitequark> also, long tons, short tons, dry tons, what the fuck tons
<whitequark> fuck that shit
<alextgordon> tbh we only use imperial for measuring people's height, weight and milk
<alextgordon> (cow's milk, not people's milk)
<whitequark> "fuck this in particular" http://i.minus.com/ieN8vUs4fdDJV.gif
<whitequark> (I made that gif, I'm proud of it)
<whitequark> should redo it and insert feet, stones, etc in it
<whitequark> hm
<whitequark> literally feet and stones. images of those.
<whitequark> visual puns
<whitequark> nah that's lame.
<cuttle> alextgordon:
<alextgordon> cuttle
<alextgordon> heh so I just made chess.app play against stockfish. lost in 19 moves :D
<whitequark> stockfish?
<whitequark> oh
<whitequark> who lose?
<alextgordon> chess.app obviously
<alextgordon> stockfish is the #2 strongest chess engine
<alextgordon> chess.app uses some old version of sjeng I think
<alextgordon> it's amazing how the computers play now. they're more human than humans
<alextgordon> humans are all risk averse and defensive, whereas computers "know" they can't make mistakes, so they do crazy dangerous stuff to get an edge
<joelteon> it's not dangerous
<alextgordon> joelteon: chess? it's life and death
<joelteon> sure, but computers playing isn't dangerous
<joelteon> oh wait
<joelteon> i get it
<alextgordon> heh
<alextgordon> it's amazing that computers are actually teaching *us* things now
<alextgordon> computers teaching us creativity? I never thought I'd see the day :')
<whitequark> I won't call that creativity
<whitequark> and I would say that this started not with computers, but with Gerolamo Cardano in 15xx's
<alextgordon> whitequark: why not
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<yorickpeterse> man Ukraine is really going nuts
* whitequark wishes them a bright european future
<yorickpeterse> harr harr
<alextgordon> whitequark: yeah that's going to happen about the same time belarus embraces democracy
<alextgordon> ukraine will never be allowed in the EU
<gkatsev> what's a good window list plugin for irssi? is awl the one to get?
<joelteon> yeah that's the one i used
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<gkatsev> what's your configuration of awl?
<gkatsev> set awl_display_key $Q%K|%n$H$C$S
<gkatsev> oops
<gkatsev> ugh, it looks ugly with my theme :/
<joelteon> dunno, it's been a long time since i used it
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<gkatsev> well, I hacked it to look slightly better
<gkatsev> but the default background/foreground colors it's using is stupid
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<gkatsev> looks like the color problem is because of the solarized theme.
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