ELLIOTTCABLE changed the topic of #elliottcable to: #ELLIOTTCABLE — “do something cool, shove it into throats, everyone thinks it's crap, then it's all amazing.” “everything else is just details.”
<devyn> it's hilarious
<joelteon> holy shit that guy has a massive forehead
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<purr> <sephr> !double-u hat
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<niggler> devyn i still lol over that issue
<purr> lol
<joelteon> oh hey is it niggler
<niggler> niggler is indeed niggler
<niggler> hey joelteon
<niggler> im in SF now
<niggler> how far is sunnyvale away from here?
<joelteon> uh
<joelteon> 30 miles
<joelteon> caltrain
<niggler> is there anything worth seeing outside of SF?
<joelteon> nope
<joelteon> there's some mountains
<niggler> screw that
<joelteon> yep
<niggler> the mountain pass mines that molycorp operates isn;t related to mountain view, right?
<joelteon> no idea
<niggler> that would be pretty disturbing if it were
<joelteon> i've never heard of that
<niggler> oh nvm the mines are far away
<niggler> san bernardino
<devyn> I'm going to voice an unpopular opinion here
<devyn> don't get mad at me
<devyn> but
<niggler> fuck california?
<devyn> Alan Turing was cool
<devyn> >:D
<niggler> I'm told that alan turing liked boys, and that you may end up liking boys too if you decide to become a computer scientist
<devyn> yeah, and boys are icky
<niggler> im also told that alan turing is british, and that you may end up turning british too if you decide to become a computer scientist
<devyn> yeah, the british are icky, 'mericuh
<devyn> also pomegranates are weird
<devyn> "let's put berries inside a fruit"
<niggler> lol grapefruit
<purr> lol
<devyn> ew, mangosteen is gross
<purr> <eboy> alexgordon: say i'm in the woods and all i have is an infinite expanse of whiteboard and dry erase markers
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<purr> <devyn> elliottcable: eboyjr's boobs
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<purr> <mix> what's the syntax for adding a quote to purr
<purr> <elliottcable> I'm racist as all fuck when it comes to sex
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<joelteon> dunno what devyn's problem is but pomegranates are great
<joelteon> just eat them in the shower
<whitequark> the stanley parable is great.
<purr> <incomprehensibly> GET YOURSELF TO THE BUTTERFLY LOUNGE AND FIND YOURSELF A BIG LAYYDAYY
<whitequark> oooh neat
<whitequark> that's where bret victor's work is actually usable
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<joelteon> devyn can i use your japanese translation services for free
<niggler> devyn you have a japanese translation servie?
<whitequark> devyn is a japanese translation service
<whitequark> devyn as a service.
<whitequark> hey hey everyone
<whitequark> I just thought
<whitequark> people as a service
<whitequark> that would be cool.
<niggler> isn't that what prostitution is?
<niggler> AaaS
<whitequark> A ?
<whitequark> also you can do so much more than sex
<whitequark> in fact who cares about sex
<niggler> (ass)
<whitequark> you could for example have someone doing dishes for you
<alexgordon> lol ass
<purr> lol
<whitequark> or laundry!
<whitequark> alexgordon: hi
<niggler> there was a startup focusing on that
<niggler> exec or something like that
<whitequark> niggler: well of course
<whitequark> as if there isn't a startup for literally anything
<whitequark> it's like rule 34
<whitequark> if it exists, there's a startup about it
<whitequark> with similarly disastrous results
<niggler> that would have to be rule 35
<whitequark> actually
<whitequark> rule 34 sounds just like a rule for cellular automat
<whitequark> a
<niggler> the problem i find is that I have lots of rote tasks but I don't trust people to do them properly
<whitequark> I dont' trust myself to do them properly so no difference
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<cuttle> whitequark: haha rule 34
<purr> <Benvie> templates are built into the language at syntax level
<alexgordon> LOL
<purr> LOL
<alexgordon> fucking hell
<alexgordon> the more that sinks in, the more scary it is
<alexgordon> souped up C preprocessor?
<alexgordon> horrifying
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