<wpwrak>
once the cats learned to make signs, their rise to power was unstoppable
<whitequark>
hmm, so joerg sent the package at 2014-03-23. exactly 12 days DE->RU
<whitequark>
that's actually not bad
<whitequark>
and to think that a polite (!) competent (!!) postal worker dialed me at saturday morning (!!!)
<whitequark>
wtf
<whitequark>
Message from syslogd@raidho at Apr 5 15:47:52 ... kernel:[313653.582307] Uhhuh. NMI received for unknown reason 30 on CPU 0. kernel:[313653.582314] Do you have a strange power saving mode enabled? kernel:[313653.582316] Dazed and confused, but trying to continue
<whitequark>
>Dazed and confused
<wpwrak>
maybe the call wasn't from the postal office. and someone at your local citizen compliance monitoring service branch was a bit clumsy when checking what you needed all that stuff for
<whitequark>
I feel like dmesg is becoming more incomprehensible with years
<whitequark>
stuff like: [313592.968473] [drm:intel_dp_start_link_train] *ERROR* too many voltage retries, give up
<wpwrak>
now i'd need to understant the references. link, i get, but the train or the warrior, no idea. maybe i should have played a bit more zelda. got bored a the dexterity tests ...
<whitequark>
I mean, right the first one: [Case of honey intoxication in Japan]
<whitequark>
>An unusual foreign body in the urinary bladder.
<whitequark>
yeeeeah, probably not looking at that one
<whitequark>
>[Passive cocaine inhalation by a 25-month-old child].
<whitequark>
>[Sodium dichloroisocyanurate-induced acute lung injury in a child].
<whitequark>
>[Fall from height--surprising autopsy diagnosis in primarily unclear initial situations].
<whitequark>
>Hand warmer related corrosive injury.
<whitequark>
what?!
<wpwrak>
and some people think science is boring :)
<whitequark>
wow: Massive hemoptysis after aspiration of a toothpick.
<whitequark>
>Postoperatively, the patient confirmed that 1 year prior he had fallen asleep with a toothpick in his mouth while intoxicated.
<wpwrak>
that's what you get for not going all that way with the drinking, so that you don't just pass out before it occurs to you to clean your teeth
<larsc>
whitequark: I think chimerism typically happens when twins fuse in an early stage of development
<whitequark>
>Intoxication with mouthwash presenting as psychosis and delirium in a combat theater.
<whitequark>
larsc: that's another cause
<whitequark>
>Subarachnoid hemorrhage and vasospastic stroke after self-enucleation.
<whitequark>
ಠ_ಠ
<DocScrutinizer05>
(([2014-04-05 Sat 16:12:59] <whitequark> DocScrutinizer05: in the future, please do write the recipient's name)) DUH!
<whitequark>
>"I am flying to the stars"--suicide by aircraft in Germany.
<wpwrak>
(arachnoids and stuff) did she dead ?
<whitequark>
no
<wpwrak>
(the abstracts has me wondering ... "The patient developed postoperative contralateral visual loss followed by middle cerebral artery vasospasm and bilateral cortical infarcts.")
<whitequark>
>A 31-year-old intoxicated woman self-enucleated her left eye during an acute psychotic episode. CT revealed avulsion of the intracranial optic nerve, chiasmal edema, and adjacent subarachnoid hemorrhage. Exploration via transconjunctival orbitotomy was performed, and the globe and 4.8 cm of contiguous optic nerve were removed. The patient developed postoperative contralateral visual loss followed by middle cerebral artery vasospasm and bila
<whitequark>
>Self-amputation of penis and tongue after use of Angel's Trumpet.
<whitequark>
>Simulation of attempted homicide by dog bite in unconscious state].
<DocScrutinizer05>
http://www.creativeuncut.com/gallery-12/lozst-link-phantom-train.html WTF? I get a "you'll be redirected in <countown from 30> seconds. Or <a href>skip this add</a>" and when it counts down to zero or you click 2skip2 it starts all over again. GREAT pun :-S
<whitequark>
>Pseudonecrophilia following spousal homicide.
<whitequark>
ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ
<whitequark>
okay, I'm done with pubmed
<DocScrutinizer05>
whitequark: I have "ask" set for cookies. No cookies getting asked
<whitequark>
weird
<DocScrutinizer05>
unless that site previously nagged me so much that I said "reject all cookies from this site"
* DocScrutinizer05
wishes some WWAN carriers would decide to do SPI and filter out *all* cookies
<whitequark>
>A fatal impaling-type head injury is described in a young man, sustained when he crashed his car while intoxicated, his head being transfixed by a broken wooden fence post.
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<whitequark>
DocScrutinizer05: wat? how am I supposed to use stateful websites like anything with a login then?
<whitequark>
also everything must be over https and SPI is useless then
<wpwrak>
note: all from the same airline. when boarding one of their planes, triple-check you have a barf bag. maybe ask for a few extras, as you'll probably need them.
<whitequark>
>[A case of acute tobacco poisoning by enema].
* whitequark
sighs
<wpwrak>
sat on a tobacco plant ?
<whitequark>
(airline) how about... not flying by them?
<whitequark>
(tobacco) ... almost
<wpwrak>
that sounds like a reasonable precaution
<whitequark>
The authors report the case of a 5 month old child intoxicated with nicotine through an enema. A mother who wished to treat her infant for constipation had administered to him as an enema a decoction of green tobacco leaves;
<wpwrak>
sweet, natural medicine :)
<larsc>
in russia it probably had been vodka instead of tabacco leaves
* whitequark
reads a paper describing self-mutilation under meth
<whitequark>
O_O
<whitequark>
I don't think I could sleep for a few days after this
<whitequark>
for sake of your sanity, I will not actually quote it
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<whitequark>
whee, the other package contained more chinese endmills I bought. some more cnc fun is possible!
<whitequark>
hmmm, these are very different from the ones I have. mine have a more, umm
<whitequark>
"diagonal" cutting edge
<whitequark>
er
<whitequark>
"diamond"
<whitequark>
like I'm not even sure these are endmills and not something else
<whitequark>
can't find anything with this kind of cutting edge