2014-03-30

<prophile> that's fucked up
<whitequark> wow that's fucked up
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucking foursquare
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucking runners.
<alexthegreat> C++ is fucking insane
<ELLIOTTCABLE> posted something about having no close friends available to me (because both of my closest friends were fucking me over, that night.)
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so now, I didn't get to go, and I'm grumpy as fuck over it.
<alexthegreat> nuck: FUCK THAT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucking fuck
<alexthegreat> I was hoping whitequark would be here because he'd just say "you're a fucking idiot" and give me the solution ;)

2014-03-29

<nuck> Can I literally just copy paste that into a parser generator? I thought they all took weird fucked up wannabe BNF
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE is listening to “Fuck You”, by Lily Allen
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -listening fuck you @ nuck
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: “Fuck You” by Lily Allen: <http://tinysong.com/Jizx>, “Fuck You” by Cee-Lo: <http://tinysong.com/CILE>, “I Wanna Fuck You ft. Snoop Dog” by Akon: <http://tinysong.com/krGU>
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -song fuck you
<nuck> Internet is buggy as fuck tonight
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I listened to maybe two radiohead songs ever, probably in the early naughties, and said ‘fuck this’
<glowcoil> UGGGH in rainbows is so fucking good
<joelteon> fuck i cant fucking fix this shit
<whitequark> what the *fuck*.
<devyn> but then I'm so fucking busy
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I mentioned this above, but before you got here (also, who the fuck is ‘rf’ if it's not you? He's got your name. Dead bouncer?)

2014-03-28

<glowcoil> then emacs and vim are really the only options that are anywhere near not fucking awful for indents
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucking code
<glowcoil> fuck man why isn't there just fuckin posix audio
<glowcoil> fuck crossplatform
<glowcoil> fuck man
<glowcoil> fuck openal
<glowcoil> this shouldn't be so fucking hard
<joelteon> man fuck this thing
<alexgordon> [21:25:25] <+glowcoil> basically fuck computer
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 4:25 PM <+glowcoil> basically fuck computer
<glowcoil> basically fuck computer
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I looked down and it was gone, and holy *fuck* I was surprised; then I suddenly realized my stomach was hurting. >,>
<glowcoil> ELLIOTTCABLE: autechre wrote their own fucking protocol because midi wasn't good enough
<glowcoil> how many god damn fucking ass times is spotify going to play
<glowcoil> oh my fucking god
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Wow. When properly sync'd, Airfoil is … fucking magical.
<joelteon> because of fucking purr
<glowcoil> anyway fuck it kill me
<glowcoil> ok done with fucking cs
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and FUCK IT ALL THE FUCK UP WITH AWESOME IDEAS.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and then we bug-squash all to fucking hell.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what the fuck is half the shit I write
<yorick> well, fuck you too purr
<glowcoil> ten is your fucking fingers
<yorick> and france, fuck france :D
<glowcoil> i am going to fucking murder alexgordon the moment he sets foot in this channel again
<purr> everybody: so long you fucks
<glowcoil> FUCK this is dumb
<glowcoil> fuck
<glowcoil> and it's fucking 0
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck the assignment and study for the test?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck 'em wit' yer Vans on.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Fuck that, brains are weird *in the general case.*
<glowcoil> FUCK
<ELLIOTTCABLE> DUDE WHAT THE FUCK AM I WRITING
<glowcoil> fuck the police
<ELLIOTTCABLE> hey micah what the fuck was my call-pattern
<glowcoil> fuck that that's so dumb
<ELLIOTTCABLE> or rather, ‘Fuck you, my WiFi’
<ELLIOTTCABLE> FUCK YOU GOOGLE DOCS
<ELLIOTTCABLE> if this isn't verbose and specific enough, fuck me, fuck everything
<glowcoil> man i really want some audio hardware to fuck around with
<glowcoil> like i'm really really interested in hand writing some dsp stuff and music theory stuff to fuck around with procedural music
<glowcoil> i am going to fucking kill myself
<glowcoil> i cannot fucking understand how any single one of the decisions on the path to something this bad were made
<glowcoil> this is so fucking unbelievably bad
<glowcoil> please fucking shoot me in the head
<ELLIOTTCABLE> glowcoil: fuck ME I have made so much goddamn progress on this spec in the last 24 hours.
<glowcoil> so much FUCKING bullshit
<glowcoil> *COMPLETELY* FUCKING UNNECESSARY
<glowcoil> i've been trying for *hours* to get A FUCKING APPLET RUNNNING
<glowcoil> oh my fucking god you still think java is a really good sandwich alexgordon
<gq> then they meet or encounter you and are like 'you were right. holy shit. what the fuck.'
<gq> see, i describe you to people who don't know you as 'fucking insane'
<gq> okay to be honest part of the problem is i don't have the fucking money to like
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wat the fuck
<whitequark> fuck
<gq> god fuck laptop speakers
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so I can fucking *bump*
<whitequark> and I believe no GSM, but who the fuck even needs that
<whitequark> that's typical. how do you think phone OEMs make their fucking phones?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I sat down on the floor to fuck around with my dogs
<gq> (d drank an entire bottle of mead on new years and got super fucked up, it was hilarious)
<gq> i promise not to get drunk/high and fuck him in th ebathroom
<ELLIOTTCABLE> let me know when you guys can get a weekend free. I might drive over, or fly you over here, or something else awesome. I miss you fucks.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I fucking love you guys.
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: so long you fucks
<gq> what the fuck did he threaten to do last time
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh fuck that
* ELLIOTTCABLE where the fuck is gqbrielle
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: FUCK YOU WE HAVEN'T HAD SNOW YET THIS YEAR
<alexgordon> fuck WWDC, I'm doing this
<whitequark> it's a fucking industrial powerhouse
<alexgordon> WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ASIAN BUTADIENE EVENT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> FUCKING MIKA
<purr> <joelteon> dude lenses are FUCKING COOL
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh my fucking god, TMI TMI TMI
<aleXgordoN> damn have I done it again? I'm a fucking liability
<ELLIOTTCABLE> … spherecat767, or what the fuck ever it was
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I know, I just enjoy fucking with you.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Just like “BDSM” is terribly fucked-up as a real thing, but extremely hot as a sexual fetish.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so how the fuck lesbian
<whitequark> a fucking box
<whitequark> do you see that goddamn fucking mirror finish?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucking alexgordon and whitequark have such similar-looking names
<whitequark> I have no fucking clue what context puzzled you so much otherwise

2014-03-27

<glowcoil> fuck computers
<ELLIOTTCABLE> How fucking *ridiculous* CSV and tab-delimated are, when ASCII fucking **includes** bytes, unused for any other purpose, for that.
<glowcoil> if i didn't have to write this stupid fucking opengl game i would be implementing hands right now
* glowcoil sighs really a fucking lot
<glowcoil> like, sick to fucking death
<glowcoil> i am just really fucking tired of alexgordon's paws mysticism
<glowcoil> anyway fuck it
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “and relativistic versions of miegakure do for their five-velocities” the fuck
<alexgordon> because fuck those extra < > for something you type every 7 seconds
<alexgordon> glowcoil: that's fuck java in javanese
<glowcoil> fuck java
<ELLIOTTCABLE> glowcoil: discouraged as fuck about the whole project, after last night.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Looking at Paws again has had exactly the expected result: reminding me why the fuck I quit programming.
<whitequark> I completely fucked up my schedule so we'll have a lot of time to talk
<whitequark> I honestly don't give a fuck as long as you don't intentionally obscure it
<whitequark> (language) how the fuck am I supposed to know what the language has
<whitequark> like I swear ELLIOTTCABLE's brain was damaged by fucking node.js and now he thinks in callbacks
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yeah. I'm fucked up. I know. Moving on.
<whitequark> I'm fucking with freecad
<ELLIOTTCABLE> you never had an actual response, you useless fuck.

2014-03-26

<kimhorne> whaaaat the fuck
<alexgordon> so we ARE talking about fucking
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: are we talking about physics or fucking?
<alexgordon> I can never fucking understand what people say in lyrics, so they don't do anything for me
<glowcoil> ELLIOTTCABLE: tmux is being a fucking bitch
<whitequark> but I hate EDA software on another fucking level
<whitequark> FUCKING FREECAD ARRAGGHGH
<purr> <locks> * notes to everyone, even elliott asks how the fuck does Paws work
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Or, worse, fucking USB or HDMI cables. oh gods.
<whitequark> fucking freecad is a fucking fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Holy FUCK, dude
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what the fuck
<alexgordon> FUCK IT STILL COMPLETES eligrey
<glowcoil> FUCK you tmux

2014-03-25

<glowcoil> it's fucking intense
<glowcoil> such a fucking incredible release
<whitequark> Fucking Computers Theorem
<glowcoil> Fuck Computers
<glowcoil> though i still think any such religion is really fucking stupid
<whitequark> I repeat, not fucking patriotic enough
<malia> whitequark: this was not your conversation. I wanted an old long-standing friend to see what I wrote. that's all ...fuck me.
<whitequark> I've increasingly seen the trick "buy our plasma tv right now or we kill a kitten" being used, sometimes literally [saying that]. it annoys the fuck out of me.
<malia> whitequark I wanted ELLIOTTCABLE to see the book I wrote. that was all . I don't give a flying fuck if you buy it ever
<whitequark> ELLIOTTCABLE: how about you fuck off and clear your head first
<ELLIOTTCABLE> whitequark: get the fuck outta there, right the fuck now.
<alexgordon> read the fucking ... n?
<malia> alexgordon: yeah, it sucks, I wrote a fucking book, and nobody gives a shit here.
<glowcoil> I said "fucking the next cs assignment"
<glowcoil> then i can get started on the fucking next cs assignment, due friday
<purr> <micahjohnston> fuck
<devyn> what the fuck eligrey are you high
<purr> <drparse> gqbrielle: a warning is when the parser gets passive-aggressive on you, an error is when it gets aggressive at you, a parse error is when it punches you in the fucking face

2014-03-24

<glowcoil> i FUCKED up
<glowcoil> FUCK it's not a graph theoretical tree
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but translating it into spec is a fucking headache.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> helps a lot of I stop, back up, replace the entire fucking sentence with ‘omnibus wire bundle,’ and then read it again
<ELLIOTTCABLE> why the fuck is my Internet so bad
<ELLIOTTCABLE> AND THIS FUCKING MOUSE KEEPS SLIDING DOWN MY DESK
<ELLIOTTCABLE> FUCKING
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's, uh, fuck if I know. Some obscure wireless shit.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Wikipedia will randomly take fucking three to five minutes to load a page.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Pissed as all fuck.
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: ear-fuck?
<yorickpeterse> Fuck those Ruby programmers
<joelteon> i fucking hate creepy men
<joelteon> ok i still have no fucking idea what you're saying
<joelteon> the fuck does that mean?
<yorickpeterse> alexgordon: the fucking world is your evidence
<yorickpeterse> That's exactly the fucking problem doofus
<whitequark> I'm fucking with it nonstop for almost 1 month and I've barely scratched the surface
<whitequark> my CNC *is* useful, but it has so fucking colossal learning curve that it's not even nearly a replacement for a 3D printer
<whitequark> wow what the fuck
<yorickpeterse> Either way, dismissing equality as bullshit because men are poor too is a classic case of "I really don't give a fuck"
<yorickpeterse> The part you're missing is that men, in general, already have it pretty darn fucking good compared to the other side
<joelteon> fucking commie
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Wouldn't that have to be *energized*? What the fuck kind of material is that?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I feel like some sort of hybrid gesture-pad-trackball thing, a Magic Mouse but with a ball, would be fucking amazing
<ELLIOTTCABLE> (But really, I'm using a mouse right now, for the first time in half a decade. How the *fuck* did trackballs not replace these pieces of shit!?)
<yorickpeterse> they are fucking terrible
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Slim ties are just fucking disgusting.
<yorickpeterse> the fuck
<alexgordon> because then I'll know that my life is well and truly fucked
<alexgordon> ties are fucking weird
<glowcoil> that means fuck all
<ELLIOTTCABLE> And that old adage about there being no bad publicity? Not fucking true, not even a lick.

2014-03-22

<purr> <Nuck> elliottcable fucks nothing but the best globes.

2014-03-21

<glowcoil> fuck guido
<whitequark> SO2 is not a fucking joke
<whitequark> why the fuck

2014-03-20

<whitequark> I fucked with GADTs for two weeks, trying to encode a DSL in a type-safe way
<whitequark> but the problem is, if you need to deviate from whatever rigid idea your GADT typechecker has about correctness, you're *fucked*

2014-03-19

<nuck> fuck off purr
<glowcoil> and then make some fucking games
<glowcoil> and then finish the fucking track i'm working on
<glowcoil> i need to finish all thsi fucking homework
<whitequark> copper is fucking amazing

2014-03-18

<yorick> (fuck find and its ability to do all of that)
<joelteon> yeah godaddy's permissions are all kinds of fucked
<devyn> well their system is fucked, it was telling me that the Zone File couldn't be edited by their DNS Manager and I looked it up and it said it's probably because they aren't using GoDaddy nameservers
<whitequark> FUCK OFF
<whitequark> fuck this shit.
<whitequark> like a fucking saltmarsh
<whitequark> then you have to dry that crap, and it damned well makes sure to not dry uniformly and to go up all in some fucking cracks
<whitequark> how the fuck is that supposed to be uniform fucking layer I have no fucking idea
<whitequark> what you get is fucking blots of some fucked-up shit which are thick where they need to be thin, thin where they need to be thick, and fucked up overal
<devyn> it's the most fucking annoying shit
<whitequark> FUCK NO, nothing of that bullshit ever comes true
<whitequark> or "easy fucking application"
<whitequark> the can fucking promises you shit, like, "good, uniform layer of whatever crap is inside"
<whitequark> they never, ever, fucking work
<whitequark> fucking aerosols
<whitequark> I don't fucking need it to be beautiful, I need this bitch to conduct motherfucking electricity
<whitequark> I dried it out and it has some fucking beautiful colors
<whitequark> what the fuck
<whitequark> I did not even suspect copper has so many fucking colors
<whitequark> fucking colors
<devyn> whitequark: "oh fuck. the acid is kicking in. COPPER CRYSTALS EVERYWHERE. THEY'RE GROWING." wat.
<whitequark> oh fuck
<alexgordon> whatever the fuck it is in C
<joelteon> what the FUCK do you do in C without pointers
<devyn> one of my friends took a Java course, and he wrote fucking stupid code and it still worked
<alexgordon> devyn: pity the language is doomed by its fucking community
<whitequark> and there's fucking pieces of styrofoam inside
<whitequark> lol what the fuck
<gq> also your mom is a literal fucking psycopath
<gq> alice in wonderland wishes she had the fucked up elliott cable wonderland
<alexgordon> fuck bieber, tell us about your childhood elliott
<gq> okay he didn't say fuck off, but he said it IN SPIRIT
<gq> and i guess the president was just straight-up like LOL NO YOU DIDN'T FUCK OFF
<yorick> I would fuck the president of mexico if I looked like your sister I guess
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucking Leverage. Is such. A good. Show.
<joelteon> she platonically fucked the president
<ELLIOTTCABLE> idk I assumed she fucked the president
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: how the FUCK does someone get kicked out of mexico?
<gq> i probably just really need to put some effort into finding a lady who wants to fuck
<whitequark> fuck this shit, I'm going to fuck with industrial processes rather
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Actually, that's the way I personally prefer it. Right now, is the first time in my entire life, that I've actually *wanted* to fuck around and/or have multiple partners.
<gq> did you like tie your fucking feet to the ceiling fan? christ
<alexgordon> "oh I have attractive chicks who want to fuck my brains out in a threesomes ALL THE TIME, but I just can't find space in my calendar, you know?"
<gq> IT'S LOGISTICALLY DIFFICULT TO FUCK WHILE HANGING FROM THE GODDAMN CEILING
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: my clit is really prone to being like FUCK YOU IMA START BLEEDING FOR NO REASON
<whitequark> why the fuck could they not just use jabber is fucking beyond me
<whitequark> for whoever the fuck knows what reason those clowns decided to roll their own crypto
<whitequark> yeah, fuck everything about startups too
<whitequark> "hey I made a total email replacement" PUT IT IN YOUR ASS, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
<whitequark> and fuck itself.
<whitequark> ELLIOTTCABLE: why? because I'm fucking tired of $COMPANYNAME being bought out by Google and shutting $SERVICENAME down
<ELLIOTTCABLE> why the fuck would you do that
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck me
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: fuck popcorn. i hate it i hate it so much also you're welcome
<ELLIOTTCABLE> god damned fucking POPCORN.
<gq> yorick: fuck off hard shell tacos are awesome
<whitequark> gq: fuck no
<gq> alexgordon: he goes back and forth between being like I'M SO FUCKING GAY and "no fuck you i have a girlfriend i'm straight"
<ELLIOTTCABLE> eventually, they both left me alone in my trashed, post-party apartment, and went back to *my other ex's place* (his home), and have been, literally, fucking ever since.
<purr> gq: try -stop, you fucking australian
<ELLIOTTCABLE> not getting into the whole fucking escapade of the last two nights
<ELLIOTTCABLE__> baths and drinking are both heavily involved in some of the things stressing the FUCK out of me
<whitequark> look around and you'll realize that your life is fucking amazing
<ELLIOTTCABLE__> Just FUCK me.
<ELLIOTTCABLE__> I've got *literally* fucking nobody.
<whitequark> then load a pen in its collet and draw a fucking amazing washable tattoo on your chest
<gq> what the fuck the second one is mufasa/simba porn
<ELLIOTTCABLE__> but holy christ-fucking shitballs on a kebab.
<gq> what the fuck, we broke rule34
<alexgordon> fuck it
<ELLIOTTCABLE__> HOW DO YOU EVEN FUCK THAT UP OVER TEXT.
<alexgordon> FUCK

2014-03-17

<glowcoil> so messages.app is entirely fucking broken

2014-03-16

<whitequark> who the fuck cares
<joelteon> fuck
<nuck> And I went "oh fuck" and waited an hour for the query to complete

2014-03-15

<purr> <gq> witness purr, voiced by Paul Bettany, as he shuts down starbound because 'god dammit go outside, fuck your video games'
<purr> <elliottcable> I'm racist as all fuck when it comes to sex
<whitequark> what the actual damn fuck
<whitequark> what the actual fuck
<whitequark> what the actual fuck
<jeannicolas> devyn: yeah... it's annoying as fuck -_-
<devyn> FUCKIGN FUCK NO COMEDY NETWORK I DON'T WANNA USE A SHITTY FUCKING PROXY TO VIEW YOUR SHITTY FUCKING VIDEO
<jeannicolas> I dunno... breast implants seems like a much bigger WTF to me... it's a fucking surgery... to get bigger boobs... because some women think that that's what mean wants...

2014-03-13

<purr> <gqbrielle> I FUCKED A MERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID

2014-03-12

<whitequark> like what the fuck, a caliper with a battery
<whitequark> if it's remotely worthwhile, make sure it doesn't need a fucking battery

2014-03-11

<devyn> fuck king spambots
<joelteon> this is fucking ridiculous
<whitequark> weird as in those drugs should be fucking banned
<whitequark> fuck that future
<devyn> transit police, on the other hand, you should run the fuck away from
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuckin' fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucking uhghhrgh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Going to a Bitcoin drink-up tomorrow. A brewery is selling beer for Bitcoin for the evening. I'm sure it'll be geeky as all fuck.