<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I looked down and it was gone, and holy *fuck* I was surprised; then I suddenly realized my stomach was hurting. >,>
<glowcoil>
ELLIOTTCABLE: autechre wrote their own fucking protocol because midi wasn't good enough
<glowcoil>
how many god damn fucking ass times is spotify going to play
<glowcoil>
oh my fucking god
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Wow. When properly sync'd, Airfoil is … fucking magical.
<joelteon>
because of fucking purr
<glowcoil>
anyway fuck it kill me
<glowcoil>
ok done with fucking cs
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and FUCK IT ALL THE FUCK UP WITH AWESOME IDEAS.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and then we bug-squash all to fucking hell.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
what the fuck is half the shit I write
<yorick>
well, fuck you too purr
<glowcoil>
ten is your fucking fingers
<yorick>
and france, fuck france :D
<glowcoil>
i am going to fucking murder alexgordon the moment he sets foot in this channel again
<purr>
everybody: so long you fucks
<glowcoil>
FUCK this is dumb
<glowcoil>
fuck
<glowcoil>
and it's fucking 0
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck the assignment and study for the test?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck 'em wit' yer Vans on.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Fuck that, brains are weird *in the general case.*
<glowcoil>
FUCK
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK AM I WRITING
<glowcoil>
fuck the police
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
hey micah what the fuck was my call-pattern
<glowcoil>
fuck that that's so dumb
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
or rather, ‘Fuck you, my WiFi’
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
FUCK YOU GOOGLE DOCS
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
if this isn't verbose and specific enough, fuck me, fuck everything
<glowcoil>
man i really want some audio hardware to fuck around with
<glowcoil>
like i'm really really interested in hand writing some dsp stuff and music theory stuff to fuck around with procedural music
<glowcoil>
i am going to fucking kill myself
<glowcoil>
i cannot fucking understand how any single one of the decisions on the path to something this bad were made
<glowcoil>
this is so fucking unbelievably bad
<glowcoil>
please fucking shoot me in the head
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
glowcoil: fuck ME I have made so much goddamn progress on this spec in the last 24 hours.
<glowcoil>
so much FUCKING bullshit
<glowcoil>
*COMPLETELY* FUCKING UNNECESSARY
<glowcoil>
i've been trying for *hours* to get A FUCKING APPLET RUNNNING
<glowcoil>
oh my fucking god you still think java is a really good sandwich alexgordon
<gq>
then they meet or encounter you and are like 'you were right. holy shit. what the fuck.'
<gq>
see, i describe you to people who don't know you as 'fucking insane'
<gq>
okay to be honest part of the problem is i don't have the fucking money to like
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
wat the fuck
<whitequark>
fuck
<gq>
god fuck laptop speakers
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
so I can fucking *bump*
<whitequark>
and I believe no GSM, but who the fuck even needs that
<whitequark>
that's typical. how do you think phone OEMs make their fucking phones?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I sat down on the floor to fuck around with my dogs
<gq>
(d drank an entire bottle of mead on new years and got super fucked up, it was hilarious)
<gq>
i promise not to get drunk/high and fuck him in th ebathroom
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
let me know when you guys can get a weekend free. I might drive over, or fly you over here, or something else awesome. I miss you fucks.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I fucking love you guys.
<purr>
ELLIOTTCABLE: so long you fucks
<gq>
what the fuck did he threaten to do last time
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
oh fuck that
* ELLIOTTCABLE
where the fuck is gqbrielle
<alexgordon>
ELLIOTTCABLE: FUCK YOU WE HAVEN'T HAD SNOW YET THIS YEAR
<alexgordon>
fuck WWDC, I'm doing this
<whitequark>
it's a fucking industrial powerhouse
<alexgordon>
WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ASIAN BUTADIENE EVENT
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
FUCKING MIKA
<purr>
<joelteon> dude lenses are FUCKING COOL
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
oh my fucking god, TMI TMI TMI
<aleXgordoN>
damn have I done it again? I'm a fucking liability
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
… spherecat767, or what the fuck ever it was
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I know, I just enjoy fucking with you.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Just like “BDSM” is terribly fucked-up as a real thing, but extremely hot as a sexual fetish.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
so how the fuck lesbian
<whitequark>
a fucking box
<whitequark>
do you see that goddamn fucking mirror finish?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking alexgordon and whitequark have such similar-looking names
<whitequark>
I have no fucking clue what context puzzled you so much otherwise
2014-03-27
<glowcoil>
fuck computers
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
How fucking *ridiculous* CSV and tab-delimated are, when ASCII fucking **includes** bytes, unused for any other purpose, for that.
<glowcoil>
if i didn't have to write this stupid fucking opengl game i would be implementing hands right now
* glowcoil
sighs really a fucking lot
<glowcoil>
like, sick to fucking death
<glowcoil>
i am just really fucking tired of alexgordon's paws mysticism
<glowcoil>
anyway fuck it
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
“and relativistic versions of miegakure do for their five-velocities” the fuck
<alexgordon>
because fuck those extra < > for something you type every 7 seconds
<alexgordon>
glowcoil: that's fuck java in javanese
<glowcoil>
fuck java
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
glowcoil: discouraged as fuck about the whole project, after last night.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Looking at Paws again has had exactly the expected result: reminding me why the fuck I quit programming.
<whitequark>
I completely fucked up my schedule so we'll have a lot of time to talk
<whitequark>
I honestly don't give a fuck as long as you don't intentionally obscure it
<whitequark>
(language) how the fuck am I supposed to know what the language has
<whitequark>
like I swear ELLIOTTCABLE's brain was damaged by fucking node.js and now he thinks in callbacks
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
yeah. I'm fucked up. I know. Moving on.
<whitequark>
I'm fucking with freecad
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
you never had an actual response, you useless fuck.
2014-03-26
<kimhorne>
whaaaat the fuck
<alexgordon>
so we ARE talking about fucking
<alexgordon>
ELLIOTTCABLE: are we talking about physics or fucking?
<alexgordon>
I can never fucking understand what people say in lyrics, so they don't do anything for me
<glowcoil>
ELLIOTTCABLE: tmux is being a fucking bitch
<whitequark>
but I hate EDA software on another fucking level
<whitequark>
FUCKING FREECAD ARRAGGHGH
<purr>
<locks> * notes to everyone, even elliott asks how the fuck does Paws work
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Or, worse, fucking USB or HDMI cables. oh gods.
<whitequark>
fucking freecad is a fucking fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Holy FUCK, dude
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
what the fuck
<alexgordon>
FUCK IT STILL COMPLETES eligrey
<glowcoil>
FUCK you tmux
2014-03-25
<glowcoil>
it's fucking intense
<glowcoil>
such a fucking incredible release
<whitequark>
Fucking Computers Theorem
<glowcoil>
Fuck Computers
<glowcoil>
though i still think any such religion is really fucking stupid
<whitequark>
I repeat, not fucking patriotic enough
<malia>
whitequark: this was not your conversation. I wanted an old long-standing friend to see what I wrote. that's all ...fuck me.
<whitequark>
I've increasingly seen the trick "buy our plasma tv right now or we kill a kitten" being used, sometimes literally [saying that]. it annoys the fuck out of me.
<malia>
whitequark I wanted ELLIOTTCABLE to see the book I wrote. that was all . I don't give a flying fuck if you buy it ever
<whitequark>
ELLIOTTCABLE: how about you fuck off and clear your head first
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
whitequark: get the fuck outta there, right the fuck now.
<alexgordon>
read the fucking ... n?
<malia>
alexgordon: yeah, it sucks, I wrote a fucking book, and nobody gives a shit here.
<glowcoil>
I said "fucking the next cs assignment"
<glowcoil>
then i can get started on the fucking next cs assignment, due friday
<purr>
<micahjohnston> fuck
<devyn>
what the fuck eligrey are you high
<purr>
<drparse> gqbrielle: a warning is when the parser gets passive-aggressive on you, an error is when it gets aggressive at you, a parse error is when it punches you in the fucking face
2014-03-24
<glowcoil>
i FUCKED up
<glowcoil>
FUCK it's not a graph theoretical tree
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
but translating it into spec is a fucking headache.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
helps a lot of I stop, back up, replace the entire fucking sentence with ‘omnibus wire bundle,’ and then read it again
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
why the fuck is my Internet so bad
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
AND THIS FUCKING MOUSE KEEPS SLIDING DOWN MY DESK
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
FUCKING
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
it's, uh, fuck if I know. Some obscure wireless shit.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Wikipedia will randomly take fucking three to five minutes to load a page.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Pissed as all fuck.
<alexgordon>
ELLIOTTCABLE: ear-fuck?
<yorickpeterse>
Fuck those Ruby programmers
<joelteon>
i fucking hate creepy men
<joelteon>
ok i still have no fucking idea what you're saying
<joelteon>
the fuck does that mean?
<yorickpeterse>
alexgordon: the fucking world is your evidence
<yorickpeterse>
That's exactly the fucking problem doofus
<whitequark>
I'm fucking with it nonstop for almost 1 month and I've barely scratched the surface
<whitequark>
my CNC *is* useful, but it has so fucking colossal learning curve that it's not even nearly a replacement for a 3D printer
<whitequark>
wow what the fuck
<yorickpeterse>
Either way, dismissing equality as bullshit because men are poor too is a classic case of "I really don't give a fuck"
<yorickpeterse>
The part you're missing is that men, in general, already have it pretty darn fucking good compared to the other side
<joelteon>
fucking commie
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Wouldn't that have to be *energized*? What the fuck kind of material is that?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I feel like some sort of hybrid gesture-pad-trackball thing, a Magic Mouse but with a ball, would be fucking amazing
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
(But really, I'm using a mouse right now, for the first time in half a decade. How the *fuck* did trackballs not replace these pieces of shit!?)
<yorickpeterse>
they are fucking terrible
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Slim ties are just fucking disgusting.
<yorickpeterse>
the fuck
<alexgordon>
because then I'll know that my life is well and truly fucked
<alexgordon>
ties are fucking weird
<glowcoil>
that means fuck all
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
And that old adage about there being no bad publicity? Not fucking true, not even a lick.
2014-03-22
<purr>
<Nuck> elliottcable fucks nothing but the best globes.
2014-03-21
<glowcoil>
fuck guido
<whitequark>
SO2 is not a fucking joke
<whitequark>
why the fuck
2014-03-20
<whitequark>
I fucked with GADTs for two weeks, trying to encode a DSL in a type-safe way
<whitequark>
but the problem is, if you need to deviate from whatever rigid idea your GADT typechecker has about correctness, you're *fucked*
2014-03-19
<nuck>
fuck off purr
<glowcoil>
and then make some fucking games
<glowcoil>
and then finish the fucking track i'm working on
<glowcoil>
i need to finish all thsi fucking homework
<whitequark>
copper is fucking amazing
2014-03-18
<yorick>
(fuck find and its ability to do all of that)
<joelteon>
yeah godaddy's permissions are all kinds of fucked
<devyn>
well their system is fucked, it was telling me that the Zone File couldn't be edited by their DNS Manager and I looked it up and it said it's probably because they aren't using GoDaddy nameservers
<whitequark>
FUCK OFF
<whitequark>
fuck this shit.
<whitequark>
like a fucking saltmarsh
<whitequark>
then you have to dry that crap, and it damned well makes sure to not dry uniformly and to go up all in some fucking cracks
<whitequark>
how the fuck is that supposed to be uniform fucking layer I have no fucking idea
<whitequark>
what you get is fucking blots of some fucked-up shit which are thick where they need to be thin, thin where they need to be thick, and fucked up overal
<devyn>
it's the most fucking annoying shit
<whitequark>
FUCK NO, nothing of that bullshit ever comes true
<whitequark>
or "easy fucking application"
<whitequark>
the can fucking promises you shit, like, "good, uniform layer of whatever crap is inside"
<whitequark>
they never, ever, fucking work
<whitequark>
fucking aerosols
<whitequark>
I don't fucking need it to be beautiful, I need this bitch to conduct motherfucking electricity
<whitequark>
I dried it out and it has some fucking beautiful colors
<whitequark>
what the fuck
<whitequark>
I did not even suspect copper has so many fucking colors
<whitequark>
fucking colors
<devyn>
whitequark: "oh fuck. the acid is kicking in. COPPER CRYSTALS EVERYWHERE. THEY'RE GROWING." wat.
<whitequark>
oh fuck
<alexgordon>
whatever the fuck it is in C
<joelteon>
what the FUCK do you do in C without pointers
<devyn>
one of my friends took a Java course, and he wrote fucking stupid code and it still worked
<alexgordon>
devyn: pity the language is doomed by its fucking community
<whitequark>
and there's fucking pieces of styrofoam inside
<whitequark>
lol what the fuck
<gq>
also your mom is a literal fucking psycopath
<gq>
alice in wonderland wishes she had the fucked up elliott cable wonderland
<alexgordon>
fuck bieber, tell us about your childhood elliott
<gq>
okay he didn't say fuck off, but he said it IN SPIRIT
<gq>
and i guess the president was just straight-up like LOL NO YOU DIDN'T FUCK OFF
<yorick>
I would fuck the president of mexico if I looked like your sister I guess
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking Leverage. Is such. A good. Show.
<joelteon>
she platonically fucked the president
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
idk I assumed she fucked the president
<alexgordon>
ELLIOTTCABLE: how the FUCK does someone get kicked out of mexico?
<gq>
i probably just really need to put some effort into finding a lady who wants to fuck
<whitequark>
fuck this shit, I'm going to fuck with industrial processes rather
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Actually, that's the way I personally prefer it. Right now, is the first time in my entire life, that I've actually *wanted* to fuck around and/or have multiple partners.
<gq>
did you like tie your fucking feet to the ceiling fan? christ
<alexgordon>
"oh I have attractive chicks who want to fuck my brains out in a threesomes ALL THE TIME, but I just can't find space in my calendar, you know?"
<gq>
IT'S LOGISTICALLY DIFFICULT TO FUCK WHILE HANGING FROM THE GODDAMN CEILING
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: my clit is really prone to being like FUCK YOU IMA START BLEEDING FOR NO REASON
<whitequark>
why the fuck could they not just use jabber is fucking beyond me
<whitequark>
for whoever the fuck knows what reason those clowns decided to roll their own crypto
<whitequark>
yeah, fuck everything about startups too
<whitequark>
"hey I made a total email replacement" PUT IT IN YOUR ASS, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
<whitequark>
and fuck itself.
<whitequark>
ELLIOTTCABLE: why? because I'm fucking tired of $COMPANYNAME being bought out by Google and shutting $SERVICENAME down
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
why the fuck would you do that
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck me
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: fuck popcorn. i hate it i hate it so much also you're welcome
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
god damned fucking POPCORN.
<gq>
yorick: fuck off hard shell tacos are awesome
<whitequark>
gq: fuck no
<gq>
alexgordon: he goes back and forth between being like I'M SO FUCKING GAY and "no fuck you i have a girlfriend i'm straight"
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
eventually, they both left me alone in my trashed, post-party apartment, and went back to *my other ex's place* (his home), and have been, literally, fucking ever since.
<purr>
gq: try -stop, you fucking australian
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
not getting into the whole fucking escapade of the last two nights
<ELLIOTTCABLE__>
baths and drinking are both heavily involved in some of the things stressing the FUCK out of me
<whitequark>
look around and you'll realize that your life is fucking amazing
<whitequark>
then load a pen in its collet and draw a fucking amazing washable tattoo on your chest
<gq>
what the fuck the second one is mufasa/simba porn
<ELLIOTTCABLE__>
but holy christ-fucking shitballs on a kebab.
<gq>
what the fuck, we broke rule34
<alexgordon>
fuck it
<ELLIOTTCABLE__>
HOW DO YOU EVEN FUCK THAT UP OVER TEXT.
<alexgordon>
FUCK
2014-03-17
<glowcoil>
so messages.app is entirely fucking broken
2014-03-16
<whitequark>
who the fuck cares
<joelteon>
fuck
<nuck>
And I went "oh fuck" and waited an hour for the query to complete
2014-03-15
<purr>
<gq> witness purr, voiced by Paul Bettany, as he shuts down starbound because 'god dammit go outside, fuck your video games'
<purr>
<elliottcable> I'm racist as all fuck when it comes to sex
<whitequark>
what the actual damn fuck
<whitequark>
what the actual fuck
<whitequark>
what the actual fuck
<jeannicolas>
devyn: yeah... it's annoying as fuck -_-
<devyn>
FUCKIGN FUCK NO COMEDY NETWORK I DON'T WANNA USE A SHITTY FUCKING PROXY TO VIEW YOUR SHITTY FUCKING VIDEO
<jeannicolas>
I dunno... breast implants seems like a much bigger WTF to me... it's a fucking surgery... to get bigger boobs... because some women think that that's what mean wants...
2014-03-13
<purr>
<gqbrielle> I FUCKED A MERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID
2014-03-12
<whitequark>
like what the fuck, a caliper with a battery
<whitequark>
if it's remotely worthwhile, make sure it doesn't need a fucking battery
2014-03-11
<devyn>
fuck king spambots
<joelteon>
this is fucking ridiculous
<whitequark>
weird as in those drugs should be fucking banned
<whitequark>
fuck that future
<devyn>
transit police, on the other hand, you should run the fuck away from
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuckin' fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking uhghhrgh
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Going to a Bitcoin drink-up tomorrow. A brewery is selling beer for Bitcoin for the evening. I'm sure it'll be geeky as all fuck.