<alexgordon>
fuck it, writing this function in furrow
<ec>
If they're not, then somebody *else* who *is*, will fucking teach them to be. You, and your tool/language/project/product, will *not*.
<ec>
It's always safe to assume that the programmer using your tool/language/product is fucking smarter than you.
<devyn>
the fuck is that
<ec>
devyn: well, it's fucking difficult. But alexgordon is helpful on this particular task.
<ec>
ugh fuck that re-naming that word
<ec>
alexgordon: you fuck, you're here
<vil>
the fuck
<ec>
moving the fuck on.
<ec>
I *know* there's a factoid in there for “it's time to fucking work on Paws, bitches” or something like that.
<ec>
why the *fuck* would you write that in C.
<ec>
who the fuck are aarya123 and atln
<joelteon>
I'm natty as fuck
<joelteon>
ambitious as fuck though
<ec>
sounds so fucking *stupid*.
<ec>
But EVERY FUCKING TIME “Hey, look at this cool app I found!” “Oh, I signed up for that last week.”
<ec>
I'm fucking dripping off the Internet.
<ec>
Most fucking annoying thing
<ec>
What the FUCK is that image >,<
<ec>
then how the fuck did you hear sarcasm?
<whitequark>
so it wasn't a joke that you'd fuck gq's boyfriend
<whitequark>
and fuck computers
<whitequark>
fuck males
<whitequark>
fuck females
<Nuck>
alexzordon: My opinion on evolution is FUCK YOU; JESUS.
<whitequark>
ec: fuck yeah
<whitequark>
no one gives a fuck about developers' freedoms in GPL.
<whitequark>
RMS was fucking right
<whitequark>
fuck smalltalk
2013-06-17
<zcable>
I *know* why fuck-me. <3
<whitequark>
zcable: fuck you
<purr>
whitequark: whitequark hates semicolonless javascript, javascript, any kind of javascript, having to maintain his own LLVM tree, and did I say I fucking hate javascript.
<purr>
Let it be known that whitequark hates did I say I fucking hate javascript.
<whitequark>
-- did I say I fucking hate javascript
<ec>
th'fuck does @postmodern_mod3 have me blocked?
<ec>
Why the FUCK would you go to this.
<whitequark>
fuck it, I'm getting some sleep.
<whitequark>
and there is only one thing left which I didn't implement from parse.y (except warnings but fuck warnings)
<whitequark>
fucked all night with this ruby parser AGAIN
<whitequark>
where the fuck did it pull out C#
<whitequark>
yeah, your fucking javascript abomination
<whitequark>
joelteon: write a fucking ruby parser
<whitequark>
fuck, why this fucking heredoc doesn't fucking work
<whitequark>
no, you dumb fucker, this is ruby's fucking stdlib
<whitequark>
both ram and cpu are negligible for static sites. you probably can serve hundreds req/s with a fucking raspberry pi
2013-06-16
<devyn>
hooooly fuck
<ec>
fuck *everything*.
<ec>
fuck everything.
<ec>
this channel's entire mandate is “Fuck vonn neumann”
<whitequark>
it's done by a dude who fucks the same embedded sensors based on avrs for ten years or so
<joelteon>
i hate that fucking
<ec>
Paws' entire fucking purpose is to try achieving asynchronous systems “from the other direction:”
<ec>
basically, since it's so fucking hard to *nicely* ape asynchronicity in a synchronous environment,
<ec>
because the implementation I had to work with, to try out my ideas and iterate with, was fucking disgusting and broken (you've seen the source)
<whitequark>
I have no fucking clue how that thing works
<whitequark>
restarts are fucking awesome and it's cool that you've invented them
<whitequark>
fuck that.
<whitequark>
fuck, I just helped you
<Nuck>
All I want is for my backlight to fucking work well, but no, Udev has to piss all over my parade
<whitequark>
purr: fuck you.
2013-06-15
<ec>
I might just say fuck it, and make this ‘the one terminology I keep, despite it all”
<ec>
with NO FUCKING SEAMS,
<jeannicolas>
fuck you google
<ec>
what the FUCK google
<ec>
so fucking confus™.
<ec>
the fuck, jeannicolas?
<alexgordon>
jesus fuck
<whitequark>
fuck, it's shower outside
<alexgordon>
whitequark: thing about paws is, it's really fucking slow. being fast is not a design goal
<ec>
the fuck
<Determinist>
that, and koreans are a bit crazy. cool as fuck, but crazy.
<ec>
fucking lies
<ec>
I NEVER FUCKING PROCESSED THAT
<ec>
that list is incomplete as fuck
<ec>
what the fuck IS this, alexgordon
<ec>
who the fuck writes on *transparent* boards? I mean, seriously.
<Nuck>
(other than the fact that they're fucking awesome, or that they're the basic building block of Cairo)
<joelteon>
fuck that
<devyn>
ec: HOLY FUCK THAT IS BEAUTIFUL
<Nuck>
I will blow anyone who can gey YCM to fucking work ;~;
<ec>
fuck *me* that was Powerbook G4 days.
<ec>
fuck me I've got nothin'
<ec>
fuck, I forgot how long the alphabet was
<incomprehensibly>
ec: fuck, write a book please
<ec>
FINE FUCK YOU
<incomprehensibly>
ec: what the fuck
<ec>
Optimus Fucking Prime
<ec>
FUCK ME
<incomprehensibly>
how the fuck are you still going
<ec>
fuck that was obvious.
<ec>
gleaming fucking love sword.
<ec>
fuck idk
<whitequark>
oh, fuck
<ec>
fuck, messed that up
<alexgordon>
that I've tasted anyway. sure heston's and that fucking patent troll's chips are better
<ec>
don't fuck with the pants
<alexgordon>
vil: mcdonalds fries are so fucking terrible. they're just bland soggy pieces of potato, there's no cruchiness, or even any browning
<ec>
FUCK RIGHT OFF, PAYPAL
<whitequark>
fucking meta
<ec>
what the FUCK am I watching
<ellio>
if she'd calm the fuck down
<ellio>
I'm kinda/sorta an ex of hers. Except we never fucked. And she wishes, so hard, that we did. ;)
<whitequark>
fuck.
<ellio>
FUCKING CHRIST
<whitequark>
folks, where the fuck do you live
2013-06-14
<whitequark>
ellio: it's fucking awesome
<ellio>
who the fuck is gazoombo
<whitequark>
vil: but the new variant of code is so fucking better to work with so everyone just agrees to clean it up
<ellio>
what the fuck is youtube smoking
<ellio>
fuck ios7 so hard
<vil>
kernel_task, the fuck are you doing with 15% of my RAM http://cl.ly/Pdrf
<whitequark>
I *have* to keep my old SIM just for these fucking bots to go through
<whitequark>
fuck this shit
<whitequark>
vil: so... I lose SMS and I pay triple, but I get mobile internet which is fucking awesome
<whitequark>
so this 4G provides true unlimited connectivity up to 10 Mbps, and I mean fucking real 10 Mbps
<ellio>
There's seriously nothing I hate more than those fucking kind of TV shows
<ellio>
whitequark: I can't *fucking stand* Parks 'n Rec, or The Office, or anything
<ellio>
(FUCKING IRCCLOUD SCROLLS TO THE BOTTOM EVERY TIME I SEND A MESSAGE. MAKES -CLOUDS'ING SO FUCKING HARD)
<whitequark>
then, the latency is three fucking seconds
<whitequark>
ellio: tempted to reply "just fuck off" to that
<whitequark>
then you fuck with your users much worse than slightly delaying releases
<whitequark>
and if an implementor spends a year figuring out your fucked up language design
<ellio>
If I make a language, I'm making a language for children, grandmas, and that pimply teenager fucking around with a 3D printer in his garage robotics lab and wanting to automate his A/C unit and ceiling fan.
<whitequark>
otherwise you get fucking Ruby
<whitequark>
academia-style formal specifications mean the exact same fucking thing
<ellio>
I believe, if the *user* can't read the specification, then it's a bad fucking specification.
<whitequark>
(because fuck timezones.)
<whitequark>
what the fuck is CST
<drparse>
but fuck me I don't know this notation
<whitequark>
drparse: who the fuck you are
<whitequark>
my attention is being slightly fucked with for next half a hour but I'll read
<whitequark>
I fucking want to strangle someone.
<whitequark>
fucking python
<whitequark>
fucking rollbar.com hung up
<ellio>
what the fuck is the term for a thing that can be *either* one thing, or another?
<ellio>
but that sounds fucking stupid, so I'm calling it a Script.
<whitequark>
if it isn't complex then why the fuck there are no implementations yet
<whitequark>
fuck traditional form
<whitequark>
just fuck
<whitequark>
fuck php
<ellio>
moving the fuck on
<alexgordon>
lol totally fucked that up
<ellio>
FUCKING VIM
<joelteon>
fucking hell man
<joelteon>
I went to #macdev and asked "how the fuck do I figure out whether my nsbuttoncell is highlighted"
<joelteon>
that fucking game
<joelteon>
fucking christ
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck off joelteon you don't even know how to paws
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
back up here and tell me what the fuck furrow is
<alexgordon>
micahjohnston: this is an old idea, but I've decided to put it in because FUCK IT http://pastie.org/8043133
<alexgordon>
fuck it using pastie
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
joelteon ⑊ of course? Who the fuck would wear a hoodie without a logo?
<devyn>
fuck
<devyn>
and we're not fucking done with finals yet
<devyn>
I have my *valedictory ceremony* before my finals are fucking over with 100%
<micahjohnston>
i'm not going to write a fucking compiler for a language that isn't designed
<devyn>
what the fucking fuck
<devyn>
fourteen fucking nanometers
<devyn>
Broadwell is intended to be a 14 fucking nanometer shrink of Haswell
<devyn>
holy fucking shit
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
dnyy ⑊ long fucking time no see/ I'm coming to Seattle soon.
<joelteon>
fucking terrible
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
side-note, that I just HAVE to get out: I FUCKING HATE COFFEESCRIPT'S DEVELOPERS
2013-06-13
<purr>
<Nuck> when the fuck was I a seahorse
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
“And then I look at you and go ‘What's that noise,’ and you're, with a completely straight face, like, ‘What noise?’ and I'm all OH FUCK MY BRAIN IS MELTING. I MELTED MY BRAIN. FUCK. and then I'm all THIS IS WHAT DYING SOUNDS LIKE!?”
<joelteon>
-fuck
2013-06-12
<gkatsev>
yeah, skype was running 20% cpu for no fucking reason.
<ellio>
everybody's been fucking changing their nick
<ellio>
wat fuck
<whitequark>
eligrey: why the fuck did you change your nick?
<gkatsev>
it's using up 20% CPU just fucking sitting there.
<whitequark>
fuck, it's so big
<whitequark>
fucking awesome.
<ellio>
how is there not a fucking emoji for peace
<joelteon>
fucking christ
<ellio>
Can't dive into new toys today, though; the *fucking terrible* internet at her penthouse is glacially slow
<joelteon>
FUCK IT
<vil>
fuck yeah, keychain integration is working
<purr>
whitequark: stop fucking doing that
<purr>
joelteon: stop fucking doing that
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking Mavericks download is making irc unusable
<whitequark>
so they have an app which allows you to confirm transactions without SMS. can I use that th confirm 3D-secure? FUCK NO, GOTTA HAVE A FUCKING MOBILE PHONE
<whitequark>
so I changed my phone number, can I change that over the phone? FUCK NO, GO TO THE OFFICE YOU FUCKER
<whitequark>
i fucking hate banks
<whitequark>
fuck U.S.
<devyn>
I'm studying and I just want to fucking sleep
<purr>
micahjohnston: stop fucking doing that
<purr>
micahjohnston: stop fucking doing that
<purr>
micahjohnston: stop fucking doing that
<purr>
micahjohnston: stop fucking doing that
<purr>
micahjohnston: stop fucking doing that
<purr>
micahjohnston: stop fucking doing that
<purr>
micahjohnston: stop fucking doing that
<purr>
micahjohnston: stop fucking doing that
<purr>
micahjohnston: stop fucking doing that
<devyn>
joelteon: so much fucking win
<devyn>
all of these people coming out with “teh omg this fucking rocks because I'm a rockstar programmer and everything I make is great”
<micahjohnston>
AGH WHAT THE FUCK DO I USE TO MAKE GAMES
<micahjohnston>
fuck everything
<micahjohnston>
i may just use fucking c++ and sfml
<joelteon>
what the fuck, man
2013-06-11
<ellio>
it doesn't *sound* fucking sickeningly hard
<ellio>
sounds better than fucking running
<ellio>
it's just, so fucking beyond me.
<ellio>
I was extremely strong, always have been, but I've fallen off the wagon and I'm just *fucking unhealthy*
<purr\ec>
cord/Master 0e65639 elliottcable: (- doc fix) Percival is now lower-case, as well. (Fuck you, npm.)
<purr\ec>
cord/Master 60afe64 elliottcable: (meta API fix) Renaming everything to cord ... 'cause fuck you npm, that's why....
<alexgordon>
I have to teach *you* how to git, and I don't have a fucking clue either
<jeannicolas>
holy FUCK this is a clusterfuck
<jeannicolas>
p4merge is actually quite fucking good
<jeannicolas>
are knee deep into a gigantic fucking merge
<joelteon>
oh I fucked it up
<purr>
<elliottcable> fuck YES
2013-06-10
<alexgordon>
or you're fucked
<whitequark>
you'd never fucking guess
<micahjohnston>
it's fucking built from the bottom up with the assumption that all code is going to be statically verified and written in C#
<whitequark>
because the dude writes that he does give a fuck about static analysis
<whitequark>
first, it's fucking huge. it gives a huge overview on the history of lisp, the way things are how they are
<joelteon>
I'm such an original fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
FUCK YOU COPY-PASTA VIRUS
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
man, I'm gonna have one *geeky* fucking desk.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
oh, it never sent, fucking irccloud
<joelteon>
the fuck
<whitequark>
what the fuck, brain
<ellio>
WHY IS THIS PAGE DESIGNED LIKE FUCKING phpBB FROM SIX YEARS AGO
<ellio>
it's fucking SATA
<whitequark>
three. fucking. seconds
<alexgordon>
talking so fast I can't even click on the fucking links
<ellio>
otherwise, who would be creating swap-style optimizations on RAM-usage, when the cheapest fucking computers still have a bajillion megabytes of RAM?
<ellio>
fuck the git branch
<ellio>
fucking bee ass
<ellio>
doesn't fucking look like a bullet point
<ellio>
Why is the fucking official icon for the “Tabs” feature in OS X, a toggle-slider?
<micahjohnston>
oh god cheecuebrieyah is perpetually in need of calming the fuck down
<ellio>
fucking.
<ellio>
Is entirely CSS, and fucking AMAZING.
<ellio>
Fuck the other shit, guys.
<joelteon>
fuck this
<joelteon>
fuck
<alexgordon>
I am fucking sexist, reportedly
<devyn>
alexgordon: you are fucking awesome :)
<joelteon>
Aw fuck balls
2013-06-09
<whitequark>
well, *shrugs* maybe me? when I want to fuck everything's attractive. when I don't, I don't judge people by their appearance because why the fuck
<whitequark>
so fucking absurd
<whitequark>
"FUCK FOR THE HEIR OF BEAR-CUB"
<alexgordon>
whitequark: fuck I love russia
<joelteon>
what the fuck
<derpydash>
purr: fuck off
<derpydash>
FUCK YOU
<whitequark>
and now she's mad as fuck
<derpydash>
YOU DON'T TELL THE LADY EC DEIGNED TO DATE A FUCK
<derpydash>
TALK TO ME, YOU FUCKING MORON
<joelteon>
the fuck is wrong with her
<derpydash>
anyone know any channels on this fucking place that AREN'T staffed by idiots?
<unreggednick>
is there any staff here? fuck you all
<whitequark>
go fuck yourself?..
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
EC2 is stay the fuck away
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
what the *fuck* is this
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
not the slightest fucking clue
<swart>
and I'm fucking furious with my new internet
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I FUCKING LOVE ENGLISH
<alexgordon^>
I always mean fucking
<alexgordon^>
ELLIOTTCABLE: by good shit I meant fucking
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking candy.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
-fuck
<alexgordon^>
shut the fuck up purr
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and now it's fucked up my SSH keys.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I fucking opened GitHub for Mac *once*
<joelteon>
parsing PHP's variable names is just fucking terrible
<ellio>
gkatsev: but if you've committed ten fucking changes to that block of code, and haven't updated the docs … then anybody can see that you have a problem.
2013-06-08
<ellio>
I fucking *love* git.
<Nuck>
They're fucking eating it up
<joelteon>
for my open source software that i dont give a fuck that people do with
<joelteon>
spent 35 fucking dollars on that stuff
<joelteon>
it's really fucking weird
<purr>
<alexgordon> FUCK cups
<ELLIOTTCABLE^>
oooo that sounds Fucking Good
<whitequark>
fuck some dickhead who occupied all the 2.4G spectrum in my apartments
<whitequark>
fucking freenode
<elliottcable>
“Fuck that. It's <word> <arg>[, <arg>, <arg>, ...]\n. Figure out the rest for yourself, if you have a damn good reason to be parsing it.”
<elliottcable>
anyway, I'm not going to learn some stupid fucking PEG stuff to formalize a six-character grammar for you, alexgordon
<swart>
got it running on my raspberry pi, which is pretty fucking great actually
<elliottcable>
Fuckin' fuck
<whitequark>
hilarious as fuck
<whitequark>
it's fucking hilarious
<whitequark>
then it sure as fuck has to be available
<ellio>
I've'n't the slightest fucking clue where to find work doing what *I* love.
<devyn>
haha, well, how the fuck else are you gonna do it
<joelteon>
i fucking hate working with maps in haskell though
2013-06-07
<elliottcable>
Fuckin' fuck!
<purr>
<elliottcable> I'm racist as all fuck when it comes to sex
<elliottcable>
fuck
<elliottcable>
They have text rendering that drives me, daily, to wonder if I can unlock my gunsafe in the period of time between me walking away from the computer and me ceasing to hate the entire fucking human race for having created them.
<elliottcable>
doesn't matter much to me, because the *central element* of the entire design is already fucked in other browsers, 'cause nobody anywhere ever except Apple gives a fucking titshit about teyt-rendering.