2013-06-18

<ec> woah I fucked that up *royally*
<ec> how the FUCK do you google that
<alexgordon> fuck it, writing this function in furrow
<ec> If they're not, then somebody *else* who *is*, will fucking teach them to be. You, and your tool/language/project/product, will *not*.
<ec> It's always safe to assume that the programmer using your tool/language/product is fucking smarter than you.
<devyn> the fuck is that
<ec> devyn: well, it's fucking difficult. But alexgordon is helpful on this particular task.
<ec> ugh fuck that re-naming that word
<ec> alexgordon: you fuck, you're here
<vil> the fuck
<ec> moving the fuck on.
<ec> I *know* there's a factoid in there for “it's time to fucking work on Paws, bitches” or something like that.
<ec> why the *fuck* would you write that in C.
<ec> who the fuck are aarya123 and atln
<joelteon> I'm natty as fuck
<joelteon> ambitious as fuck though
<ec> sounds so fucking *stupid*.
<ec> But EVERY FUCKING TIME “Hey, look at this cool app I found!” “Oh, I signed up for that last week.”
<ec> I'm fucking dripping off the Internet.
<ec> Most fucking annoying thing
<ec> What the FUCK is that image >,<
<ec> then how the fuck did you hear sarcasm?
<whitequark> so it wasn't a joke that you'd fuck gq's boyfriend
<whitequark> and fuck computers
<whitequark> fuck males
<whitequark> fuck females
<Nuck> alexzordon: My opinion on evolution is FUCK YOU; JESUS.
<whitequark> ec: fuck yeah
<whitequark> no one gives a fuck about developers' freedoms in GPL.
<whitequark> RMS was fucking right
<whitequark> fuck smalltalk

2013-06-17

<zcable> I *know* why fuck-me. <3
<whitequark> zcable: fuck you
<purr> whitequark: whitequark hates semicolonless javascript, javascript, any kind of javascript, having to maintain his own LLVM tree, and did I say I fucking hate javascript.
<purr> Let it be known that whitequark hates did I say I fucking hate javascript.
<whitequark> -- did I say I fucking hate javascript
<ec> th'fuck does @postmodern_mod3 have me blocked?
<ec> Why the FUCK would you go to this.
<whitequark> fuck it, I'm getting some sleep.
<whitequark> and there is only one thing left which I didn't implement from parse.y (except warnings but fuck warnings)
<whitequark> fucked all night with this ruby parser AGAIN
<whitequark> where the fuck did it pull out C#
<whitequark> yeah, your fucking javascript abomination
<whitequark> joelteon: write a fucking ruby parser
<whitequark> fuck, why this fucking heredoc doesn't fucking work
<whitequark> no, you dumb fucker, this is ruby's fucking stdlib
<whitequark> both ram and cpu are negligible for static sites. you probably can serve hundreds req/s with a fucking raspberry pi

2013-06-16

<devyn> hooooly fuck
<ec> fuck *everything*.
<ec> fuck everything.
<ec> this channel's entire mandate is “Fuck vonn neumann”
<whitequark> it's done by a dude who fucks the same embedded sensors based on avrs for ten years or so
<joelteon> i hate that fucking
<ec> Paws' entire fucking purpose is to try achieving asynchronous systems “from the other direction:”
<ec> basically, since it's so fucking hard to *nicely* ape asynchronicity in a synchronous environment,
<ec> because the implementation I had to work with, to try out my ideas and iterate with, was fucking disgusting and broken (you've seen the source)
<whitequark> I have no fucking clue how that thing works
<whitequark> restarts are fucking awesome and it's cool that you've invented them
<whitequark> fuck that.
<whitequark> fuck, I just helped you
<Nuck> All I want is for my backlight to fucking work well, but no, Udev has to piss all over my parade
<whitequark> purr: fuck you.

2013-06-15

<ec> I might just say fuck it, and make this ‘the one terminology I keep, despite it all”
<ec> with NO FUCKING SEAMS,
<jeannicolas> fuck you google
<ec> what the FUCK google
<ec> so fucking confus™.
<ec> the fuck, jeannicolas?
<alexgordon> jesus fuck
<whitequark> fuck, it's shower outside
<alexgordon> whitequark: thing about paws is, it's really fucking slow. being fast is not a design goal
<ec> the fuck
<Determinist> that, and koreans are a bit crazy. cool as fuck, but crazy.
<ec> fucking lies
<ec> I NEVER FUCKING PROCESSED THAT
<ec> that list is incomplete as fuck
<ec> what the fuck IS this, alexgordon
<ec> who the fuck writes on *transparent* boards? I mean, seriously.
<Nuck> (other than the fact that they're fucking awesome, or that they're the basic building block of Cairo)
<joelteon> fuck that
<devyn> ec: HOLY FUCK THAT IS BEAUTIFUL
<Nuck> I will blow anyone who can gey YCM to fucking work ;~;
<ec> fuck *me* that was Powerbook G4 days.
<ec> fuck me I've got nothin'
<ec> fuck, I forgot how long the alphabet was
<incomprehensibly> ec: fuck, write a book please
<ec> FINE FUCK YOU
<incomprehensibly> ec: what the fuck
<ec> Optimus Fucking Prime
<ec> FUCK ME
<incomprehensibly> how the fuck are you still going
<ec> fuck that was obvious.
<ec> gleaming fucking love sword.
<ec> fuck idk
<whitequark> oh, fuck
<ec> fuck, messed that up
<alexgordon> that I've tasted anyway. sure heston's and that fucking patent troll's chips are better
<ec> don't fuck with the pants
<alexgordon> vil: mcdonalds fries are so fucking terrible. they're just bland soggy pieces of potato, there's no cruchiness, or even any browning
<ec> FUCK RIGHT OFF, PAYPAL
<whitequark> fucking meta
<ec> what the FUCK am I watching
<ellio> if she'd calm the fuck down
<ellio> I'm kinda/sorta an ex of hers. Except we never fucked. And she wishes, so hard, that we did. ;)
<whitequark> fuck.
<ellio> FUCKING CHRIST
<whitequark> folks, where the fuck do you live

2013-06-14

<whitequark> ellio: it's fucking awesome
<ellio> who the fuck is gazoombo
<whitequark> vil: but the new variant of code is so fucking better to work with so everyone just agrees to clean it up
<ellio> what the fuck is youtube smoking
<ellio> fuck ios7 so hard
<vil> kernel_task, the fuck are you doing with 15% of my RAM http://cl.ly/Pdrf
<whitequark> I *have* to keep my old SIM just for these fucking bots to go through
<whitequark> fuck this shit
<whitequark> vil: so... I lose SMS and I pay triple, but I get mobile internet which is fucking awesome
<whitequark> so this 4G provides true unlimited connectivity up to 10 Mbps, and I mean fucking real 10 Mbps
<ellio> There's seriously nothing I hate more than those fucking kind of TV shows
<ellio> whitequark: I can't *fucking stand* Parks 'n Rec, or The Office, or anything
<ellio> (FUCKING IRCCLOUD SCROLLS TO THE BOTTOM EVERY TIME I SEND A MESSAGE. MAKES -CLOUDS'ING SO FUCKING HARD)
<whitequark> then, the latency is three fucking seconds
<whitequark> ellio: tempted to reply "just fuck off" to that
<whitequark> then you fuck with your users much worse than slightly delaying releases
<whitequark> and if an implementor spends a year figuring out your fucked up language design
<ellio> If I make a language, I'm making a language for children, grandmas, and that pimply teenager fucking around with a 3D printer in his garage robotics lab and wanting to automate his A/C unit and ceiling fan.
<whitequark> otherwise you get fucking Ruby
<whitequark> academia-style formal specifications mean the exact same fucking thing
<ellio> I believe, if the *user* can't read the specification, then it's a bad fucking specification.
<whitequark> (because fuck timezones.)
<whitequark> what the fuck is CST
<drparse> but fuck me I don't know this notation
<whitequark> drparse: who the fuck you are
<whitequark> my attention is being slightly fucked with for next half a hour but I'll read
<whitequark> I fucking want to strangle someone.
<whitequark> fucking python
<whitequark> fucking rollbar.com hung up
<ellio> what the fuck is the term for a thing that can be *either* one thing, or another?
<ellio> but that sounds fucking stupid, so I'm calling it a Script.
<whitequark> if it isn't complex then why the fuck there are no implementations yet
<whitequark> fuck traditional form
<whitequark> just fuck
<whitequark> fuck php
<ellio> moving the fuck on
<alexgordon> lol totally fucked that up
<ellio> FUCKING VIM
<joelteon> fucking hell man
<joelteon> I went to #macdev and asked "how the fuck do I figure out whether my nsbuttoncell is highlighted"
<joelteon> that fucking game
<joelteon> fucking christ
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck off joelteon you don't even know how to paws
<ELLIOTTCABLE> back up here and tell me what the fuck furrow is
<alexgordon> micahjohnston: this is an old idea, but I've decided to put it in because FUCK IT http://pastie.org/8043133
<alexgordon> fuck it using pastie
<ELLIOTTCABLE> joelteon ⑊ of course? Who the fuck would wear a hoodie without a logo?
<devyn> fuck
<devyn> and we're not fucking done with finals yet
<devyn> I have my *valedictory ceremony* before my finals are fucking over with 100%
<micahjohnston> i'm not going to write a fucking compiler for a language that isn't designed
<devyn> what the fucking fuck
<devyn> fourteen fucking nanometers
<devyn> Broadwell is intended to be a 14 fucking nanometer shrink of Haswell
<devyn> holy fucking shit
<ELLIOTTCABLE> dnyy ⑊ long fucking time no see/ I'm coming to Seattle soon.
<joelteon> fucking terrible
<ELLIOTTCABLE> side-note, that I just HAVE to get out: I FUCKING HATE COFFEESCRIPT'S DEVELOPERS

2013-06-13

<purr> <Nuck> when the fuck was I a seahorse
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “And then I look at you and go ‘What's that noise,’ and you're, with a completely straight face, like, ‘What noise?’ and I'm all OH FUCK MY BRAIN IS MELTING. I MELTED MY BRAIN. FUCK. and then I'm all THIS IS WHAT DYING SOUNDS LIKE!?”
<joelteon> -fuck

2013-06-12

<gkatsev> yeah, skype was running 20% cpu for no fucking reason.
<ellio> everybody's been fucking changing their nick
<ellio> wat fuck
<whitequark> eligrey: why the fuck did you change your nick?
<gkatsev> it's using up 20% CPU just fucking sitting there.
<whitequark> fuck, it's so big
<whitequark> fucking awesome.
<ellio> how is there not a fucking emoji for peace
<joelteon> fucking christ
<ellio> Can't dive into new toys today, though; the *fucking terrible* internet at her penthouse is glacially slow
<joelteon> FUCK IT
<vil> fuck yeah, keychain integration is working
<purr> whitequark: stop fucking doing that
<purr> joelteon: stop fucking doing that
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucking Mavericks download is making irc unusable
<whitequark> so they have an app which allows you to confirm transactions without SMS. can I use that th confirm 3D-secure? FUCK NO, GOTTA HAVE A FUCKING MOBILE PHONE
<whitequark> so I changed my phone number, can I change that over the phone? FUCK NO, GO TO THE OFFICE YOU FUCKER
<whitequark> i fucking hate banks
<whitequark> fuck U.S.
<devyn> I'm studying and I just want to fucking sleep
<purr> micahjohnston: stop fucking doing that
<purr> micahjohnston: stop fucking doing that
<purr> micahjohnston: stop fucking doing that
<purr> micahjohnston: stop fucking doing that
<purr> micahjohnston: stop fucking doing that
<purr> micahjohnston: stop fucking doing that
<purr> micahjohnston: stop fucking doing that
<purr> micahjohnston: stop fucking doing that
<purr> micahjohnston: stop fucking doing that
<devyn> joelteon: so much fucking win
<devyn> all of these people coming out with “teh omg this fucking rocks because I'm a rockstar programmer and everything I make is great”
<Nuck> God why the fuck am I browsing this category of deviantART? This was a horrible idea http://ewelock.deviantart.com/art/thorin-mappinshield-377399790
<micahjohnston> so fucking pretentious
<micahjohnston> fuck hn
<micahjohnston> EVERYTHING FUCKING SUCKS
<micahjohnston> AGH WHAT THE FUCK DO I USE TO MAKE GAMES
<micahjohnston> fuck everything
<micahjohnston> i may just use fucking c++ and sfml
<joelteon> what the fuck, man

2013-06-11

<ellio> it doesn't *sound* fucking sickeningly hard
<ellio> sounds better than fucking running
<ellio> it's just, so fucking beyond me.
<ellio> I was extremely strong, always have been, but I've fallen off the wagon and I'm just *fucking unhealthy*
<purr\ec> cord/Master 0e65639 elliottcable: (- doc fix) Percival is now lower-case, as well. (Fuck you, npm.)
<purr\ec> cord/Master 60afe64 elliottcable: (meta API fix) Renaming everything to cord ... 'cause fuck you npm, that's why....
<alexgordon> I have to teach *you* how to git, and I don't have a fucking clue either
<jeannicolas> holy FUCK this is a clusterfuck
<jeannicolas> p4merge is actually quite fucking good
<jeannicolas> are knee deep into a gigantic fucking merge
<joelteon> oh I fucked it up
<purr> <elliottcable> fuck YES

2013-06-10

<alexgordon> or you're fucked
<whitequark> you'd never fucking guess
<micahjohnston> it's fucking built from the bottom up with the assumption that all code is going to be statically verified and written in C#
<whitequark> because the dude writes that he does give a fuck about static analysis
<whitequark> first, it's fucking huge. it gives a huge overview on the history of lisp, the way things are how they are
<joelteon> I'm such an original fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE> FUCK YOU COPY-PASTA VIRUS
<ELLIOTTCABLE> man, I'm gonna have one *geeky* fucking desk.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh, it never sent, fucking irccloud
<joelteon> the fuck
<whitequark> what the fuck, brain
<ellio> WHY IS THIS PAGE DESIGNED LIKE FUCKING phpBB FROM SIX YEARS AGO
<ellio> it's fucking SATA
<whitequark> three. fucking. seconds
<alexgordon> talking so fast I can't even click on the fucking links
<ellio> otherwise, who would be creating swap-style optimizations on RAM-usage, when the cheapest fucking computers still have a bajillion megabytes of RAM?
<ellio> fuck the git branch
<ellio> fucking bee ass
<ellio> doesn't fucking look like a bullet point
<ellio> Why is the fucking official icon for the “Tabs” feature in OS X, a toggle-slider?
<micahjohnston> oh god cheecuebrieyah is perpetually in need of calming the fuck down
<ellio> fucking.
<ellio> Is entirely CSS, and fucking AMAZING.
<ellio> Fuck the other shit, guys.
<joelteon> fuck this
<joelteon> fuck
<alexgordon> I am fucking sexist, reportedly
<devyn> alexgordon: you are fucking awesome :)
<joelteon> Aw fuck balls

2013-06-09

<whitequark> well, *shrugs* maybe me? when I want to fuck everything's attractive. when I don't, I don't judge people by their appearance because why the fuck
<whitequark> so fucking absurd
<whitequark> "FUCK FOR THE HEIR OF BEAR-CUB"
<alexgordon> whitequark: fuck I love russia
<joelteon> what the fuck
<derpydash> purr: fuck off
<derpydash> FUCK YOU
<whitequark> and now she's mad as fuck
<derpydash> YOU DON'T TELL THE LADY EC DEIGNED TO DATE A FUCK
<derpydash> TALK TO ME, YOU FUCKING MORON
<joelteon> the fuck is wrong with her
<derpydash> anyone know any channels on this fucking place that AREN'T staffed by idiots?
<unreggednick> is there any staff here? fuck you all
<whitequark> go fuck yourself?..
<ELLIOTTCABLE> EC2 is stay the fuck away
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what the *fuck* is this
<ELLIOTTCABLE> not the slightest fucking clue
<swart> and I'm fucking furious with my new internet
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I FUCKING LOVE ENGLISH
<alexgordon^> I always mean fucking
<alexgordon^> ELLIOTTCABLE: by good shit I meant fucking
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucking candy.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -fuck
<alexgordon^> shut the fuck up purr
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and now it's fucked up my SSH keys.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I fucking opened GitHub for Mac *once*
<joelteon> parsing PHP's variable names is just fucking terrible
<ellio> gkatsev: but if you've committed ten fucking changes to that block of code, and haven't updated the docs … then anybody can see that you have a problem.

2013-06-08

<ellio> I fucking *love* git.
<Nuck> They're fucking eating it up
<joelteon> for my open source software that i dont give a fuck that people do with
<joelteon> spent 35 fucking dollars on that stuff
<joelteon> it's really fucking weird
<purr> <alexgordon> FUCK cups
<ELLIOTTCABLE^> oooo that sounds Fucking Good
<whitequark> fuck some dickhead who occupied all the 2.4G spectrum in my apartments
<whitequark> fucking freenode
<elliottcable> “Fuck that. It's <word> <arg>[, <arg>, <arg>, ...]\n. Figure out the rest for yourself, if you have a damn good reason to be parsing it.”
<elliottcable> anyway, I'm not going to learn some stupid fucking PEG stuff to formalize a six-character grammar for you, alexgordon
<swart> got it running on my raspberry pi, which is pretty fucking great actually
<elliottcable> Fuckin' fuck
<whitequark> hilarious as fuck
<whitequark> it's fucking hilarious
<whitequark> then it sure as fuck has to be available
<ellio> I've'n't the slightest fucking clue where to find work doing what *I* love.
<devyn> haha, well, how the fuck else are you gonna do it
<joelteon> i fucking hate working with maps in haskell though

2013-06-07

<elliottcable> Fuckin' fuck!
<purr> <elliottcable> I'm racist as all fuck when it comes to sex
<elliottcable> fuck
<elliottcable> They have text rendering that drives me, daily, to wonder if I can unlock my gunsafe in the period of time between me walking away from the computer and me ceasing to hate the entire fucking human race for having created them.
<elliottcable> doesn't matter much to me, because the *central element* of the entire design is already fucked in other browsers, 'cause nobody anywhere ever except Apple gives a fucking titshit about teyt-rendering.