<vigs>
And yeah, telling people to fuck off is an awesome attitude.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I really think our world is (positively.) developing into one where the majority of people are going to tell you to right-fuck-off if you're seen to ignore somebody else's hurt. Especially if you're the one who caused it.
<vigs>
like, chill the fuck out, we're both brown and that shit was funny
<vigs>
people are too fucking sensitive sometimes :.
<vigs>
ELLIOTTCABLE: re: that Secret link you posted: fuck purple skull, saying "that's racist"
<purr>
ELLIOTTCABLE: literally a fucking wizard. boo hiss
<purr>
ELLIOTTCABLE: literally a fucking wizard. boo hiss
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
-learn ELLIOTTCABLE = literally a fucking wizard. boo hiss
<zackkitzmiller>
who the fuck are there 37 people in here
<devyn>
I fucked up
2014-05-13
<katlogic>
Nobody literally gives a single fuck.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
holy fuck
<gq>
fuck you, give me new york
<katlogic>
alexgordon: Indeed, western europe is fucking ugly too sometimes, eg UK quite resembles america in that regard.
<katlogic>
To us europeans, murricans are all fucking ugly but with nice teeth.
<gq>
asidfya;sidyf fucking nuck
<gq>
along with the 'being fucking gay as shit'
<gq>
but like...teeth on shoulders while getting fucked from behind
<alexgordon>
fuck it I'm never going to the dentist again
<alexgordon>
gq: yah for some reason they make dental needles to be really fucking scary
<gq>
lol fucking violentacres
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: fuck off with your boring opinions
<alexgordon>
gq: I mean, I know women like sex just as much as men (if not more!) I can never understand why casual sex is so much fucking work to set up
<gq>
well that's fucking boring
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Our time-keeping system is basically fucking non-deterministic. The only *useful* answer to “what time is it?” is “I can't know.”
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
katlogic: what self-respecting person would suggest *any* newbie to *read a fucking specification* to learn something?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
it means I DON'T WANT TO WORRY ABOUT YOU FUCKS MESSING WITH THIS. If you do, and it breaks, I'll close your bug reports.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
you know fuck-all about the valet, your necessity of having the car valeted means you give out the capability to valet it.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
katlogic: lolwat, I'm far from an academic. I know fuck-all about anything.
<Willox>
i bet valve patch out my name and not the fucking worm
<vigs>
fuck it
<notELLIOTTCABLE>
wat fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
cuttlebone: Paws.js is, like, fucking beautiful.
2014-05-12
<dskuza>
can someone pay me like $70k a year to not produce any commercially available software but just fuck around and love it
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking vigs
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
the fuck is a sharkbot
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
ugh fuck me, the readline module really *does* stomp on just about every goddamn thing.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
current status: trying to fuck node's readline module in the anus.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck. it really *has* been that long.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
ranging from the boring (lua/javascript/lisp-esque object system, straightforward as it can be) to the really fucking awesome (automated massive parallelization of your code; distributed computing; time-travelling error correction)
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
trying to leverage the excellent asynch properties of pervasive CPS, without the pain that comes from most of the attempts to mix CPS with, well, anything the fuck else.
<manveru>
esports got fucking big :)
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
trying to be a little bit better about writing down what the fuck it is I'm actually doing.
<Determinist>
ELLIOTTCABLE: definitely not bad, but there are certain "conventions" that keep ennoying the fuck out of me.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I just, absolutely, fucking died. ('=
2014-05-11
<alexgordon>
oh fuck oh fuck I'm sitting on a chair
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
If you leave hoisting in, and add block-local variables, all you've managed to do is slightly tighten the scope in which your mind can become fucked, in some cases. Hoisting is still just as unintuitive to the user when it happens.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
oh, *hoisting* is fucking terrible
<fwg>
ELLIOTTCABLE: have you never fucked up your internal representation of what was going on in your JS by variable hoisting?
<alexgordon>
shell scripts.. no fucking clue
<alexgordon>
ok, I'll continue to think poorly of anybody still using fucking shell scripts in 2014
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
That's my fucking point.
<alexgordon>
shell scripts = nobody fucking knows how it works
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck all of the things in all of their anii.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
… the lady at the “help desk”, the SINGLE LADY, with NO LINE (fucking ghost town because it's shitty WestJet), barely speaks my language,
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
but no. Even though it's twenty minutes until departure (again, I've been through this waaaaaaay too many times; I'm very good at providing exactly as much leeway as I need), and I could fucking make it if they'd just give me a goddam boarding pass …
<alexgordon>
ELLIOTTCABLE: shut the fuck up whitequark's back
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Where did I once say I don't give a fuck?
<whitequark>
"hey, I don't give a fuck about whatever people invented for UI design, but I'll totally make something better than iPhone."
<whitequark>
ELLIOTTCABLE: what I have commented on, what pissed me off, and upon further analysis of that conversation, what pisses me off *even more*, is how fucking arrogant you are, sincerely believing that several decades worth of information are worthless simply because you kinda don't like it.
2014-05-08
<purr>
ELLIOTTCABLE: ##Hat¦TheLifelessOne: I type at "holy fuck I make a lot of errors"
<vigs>
(on that note, fuck school projects)
2014-05-07
<nuck>
You're fucking everywhere man
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
But I just couldn't fucking get along with zenfag.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
okay what the FUCK kind of computer is *this*.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
chellio: what the FUCK
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
So, I just used Postmates for the first time. This is fucking *spectacular*.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
then Pandora's player could legally pull actual sound-data from their service, but pull your preferences from your domain or what the fuck ever
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
the realllllly fucking physically excellent feel of waking up, feeling fully rested, at like 1:30 AM
<alexgordon>
yeah fuck this, I'm just going to use the var keyword
2014-05-06
<prophile>
(on an unrelated note I submitted it last week, fuck yeah academia)
<prophile>
"fuck C++" vs "I wish C++ would die"?
<alexgordon>
man rust is SOOO fucking complicated
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
oh fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
what even the fuck devyn
<yorick>
because I don't fucking know anymore
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
no fucking way
<devyn>
I think Haskell is fucking fantastic for some things
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
(katlogic's name is red *too*. ugh, fuck everything.)
<katlogic>
"Fuck walled gardens who abuse their privileges/users who use them because they're lazy"
<katlogic>
"Fuck walled gardens"
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
“Fuck SoundCloud.”
<katlogic>
ELLIOTTCABLE: scary though. the reality is that nobody dictates rules on the web, maybe ICANN fucking with domains and nations fucking with routing.
<Matthewdean>
They just wouldn't do it. The average person knows fuck all about "streaming music"
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
(And when it comes to music, I'm very much Joe User. I have zero fucking time for complex solutions for music; I want one button on my keyboard to skip to the next song while I'm writing software, and *nothing* else.)
<katlogic>
ELLIOTTCABLE: if the artist is commercial enough to trigger content-id, fuck him.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I hate that shit. Publish your music to Spotify or you don't goddamn matter. Sorry, I know it sucks, and blah blah blah music rights and royalties and you're starving, but I don't fucking care.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
dude, fuck last.fm,
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and then committed it, pushed it, and managed to fuck up my entire repo
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
th'fuck is amatecha
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
wait what the fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
somebody wake glowcoil the fuck up.
<glowcoil>
and due to fucking awful parking lot management stuff
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck everything.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
the FUCK
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
sounds like a fucking great day.
<alexgordon>
ELLIOTTCABLE: like, I'm going to go out and drink myself stupid, grill one hand, stab the other and fuck upside down
<vigs>
on that note, fuck safari and -webkit-flex
<alexgordon>
vigs: all I think about is all the code you could be writing while you fuck around with git
2014-05-05
<devyn>
this is so fucking ugly in Haskell omg >_<
2014-05-02
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
kapone? th'fuck?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
who the fuck are these people
2014-04-28
<SwooshyCueb>
Playing ODST for the first time in forever. Holy fuck I missed this.
2014-04-25
<joelteon>
fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck
<Determinist>
people need to learn some fucking humility.
<Determinist>
i fucking hate elitist programmers with a chip on their shoulder.
2014-04-22
<devyn>
I fucking love my browns
2014-04-19
<vigs>
alexgordon: Well the country can be fucked up (and it often is, regularly) because of decisions the head makes.
<glowcoil>
i don't give a fuck about langauges
<glowcoil>
i'm just really fucking tired of the mindset of every programmer ever
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
95%, or fuck that, a solid 99% of the JavaScript, Ruby, Java, Objective-C, C++ population, the “real programmers” <derp> making websites, phone apps, browsers, whatever, don't know Haskell, and none of them would understand that syntax at a quick glance.
<glowcoil>
are java peons who will not give a flying fuck about paws
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
why the fuck do I need *five elements of syntax* to convey the arguments to a function!?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
But what the flying *fuck* does map :: [A], (A -> B) -> [B] mean.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I fucking *hate* Haskell type-signatures.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking, just, the worst
<alexgordon>
fuck yeah paws
<vil>
so fucking good
<vigs>
FUCK YEAH
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
GOD. It just makes me want to fuck things. To make things. To scream.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
FUCKING OVERWERK
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
about to GW2, I believe, if fucking AT&T ever answers.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck
2014-04-18
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck.
2014-04-17
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
“Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?”
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
what even the *fuck* was that
2014-04-16
<joelteon>
what the fuck am i going to do until then
<devyn>
and damn it I need a better fucking japanese font on linux
<vigs>
fuck I can't remember much anymore
2014-04-15
<devyn>
fucking caps
<vigs>
I literally just yelled "fuck" at the top of my lungs because I was an idiot and didn't use `this.` in my js
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
no fucking way.
2014-04-14
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
awesome fucking sauce
<alexgordon>
fuck yeah!!!
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I hate watching the constraints of the real world, get blamed on the fucking people who's entire purpose, job, is to keep those worries from affecting *you*.
<devyn>
vigs: oh my god that's so fucking retarded
2014-04-13
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
writing a systemd service for purr, 'cuz fuck this
<joelteon>
fucking meow
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
what the fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
what the fuck I can't log into linode
<devyn>
fuck
<devyn>
fuck it, haPaws is happening /now/
2014-04-12
<vil>
fuck
2014-04-10
<devyn>
glowcoil: idk, WP is all kinds of fucked up and I work with it almost every day :\
2014-04-09
<alexgordon>
fuck life you know, I just want to make languages
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
That's the grounding of all my fucked-up feels as detailed above, probably, if I'm to be completely honest with myself.
<glowcoil>
and i'm scared that if i were attracted to someone and had that connection one of those two things would fuck with the other anyway
<glowcoil>
then i find it hard to respect them and ti's fucking dumb
<glowcoil>
that's fucked
2014-04-08
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
it's no longer fucking colby ludwig
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
it's fucking colby ludwig
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
trying to fucking International Wire Transfer.
<devyn>
what the fuck
<nuck>
Because I'm wondering how the *fuck* I'm gonna reimplement GtkPlug/GtkSocket to work on Wayland
<SwooshyCueb>
[5:51:38 PM] Cyberpew: Many many fucks have been spewed all over the place.
<SwooshyCueb>
[5:51:21 PM] Cyberpew: FUCK ALL OF THE FUCKS
<SwooshyCueb>
FUCK THE FUCKING FUCKS
2014-04-06
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
FUCK ME
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
FUCK ME
<glowcoil>
irccloud is better than fucking Terminal.cpp
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
FUCKING
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
FUCKING
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
holy fuck holy fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
holy fuck
<glowcoil>
you've seen the fucking gloves right?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
glowcoil: text me, fuck irc
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck the everywhere.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking depressing.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
glowcoil: when you wake up, what the *fuck* is your parser doing? I can't figure out how it differentiates “expressions” and “embedded things.”
<whitequark>
because you fucking do it too fucking much
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
what the fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
glowcoil's parser is currently fucking me over ಠ_ಠ
<whitequark>
fucking central bank with its fucking advice
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
happy fucking sunday
<alexgordon>
fuck your rules elliott
<SwooshyCueb>
AND FUCK BELKIN
<SwooshyCueb>
FUCK METROCAST
<ithmic>
Who th fuck
<vil>
and fucking emoji as variables if we really want
<algor>
fuck me I want rice
<algor>
japanese cooking is so fucking perfect
<algor>
shit fuck mmmmm rice
2014-04-05
<alexgordon>
whitequark: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
the fuck is pbase
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I can't fucking understand µpaws' advance()
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
<devyn>
fuck I'm so tired
<BATTLECOIL>
102 fucking tests
<BATTLECOIL>
what actual fuck
<BATTLECOIL>
but seriously, what fuck
<whitequark>
ooooh fuck
<BATTLECOIL>
well, that's when you know you're fucked.
<BATTLECOIL>
wat fuck.
<BATTLECOIL>
fucking tdd /=
<whitequark>
ugh what the fuck, now this ISP has broken billing
<BATTLECOIL>
but that's just it, you're talking about them being uptight and obsessive, and I'm like … they *have* other qualities, than being fucking disgusting?
<whitequark>
oh god what the fuck. I already got used to constant spam from chinese PCB fab houses
<whitequark>
lol what the fuck
<whitequark>
like the fucking prototypes, which are supposed to be the most simple and unannoying mechanism for implementing inheritance and shit
<glowcoil>
since so much of the world is so fucked
<GLOWCOLLIE>
fuck Atom.
<purr\Paws>
Paws.js/copy-reactor+ 53ec280 elliottcable: + a flawed approach to pseudo-Masks. fuck this.
<GLOWCOLLIE>
fuck me I hate programming
<devyn>
the fuck
<GLOWCOILIE>
because fuck programming
2014-04-04
<purr>
<ec> gleaming fucking love sword.
<glowcoil>
they ARE the same FUCKING thing
<glowcoil>
BATTLECOLLIE: it orders in an entirely different fucking way
<BATTLECOLLIE>
Yes, it damn-well does more, it fucking orders
<whitequark>
ugh. fuck this.
<BATTLECOLLIE>
things returning numeric 0, or undefined in JavaScript, or something like that, are mildly-harmless *bad habits* that encourage a *not at all harmless* bad habit: not fucking thinking about the return value of your API very much.
2014-04-02
<whitequark>
because I'm fucking tired of my ISP having intermittent problems
<purr>
<elliottcable> If you think anything important came out of Linus fucking around in his garage, then you’re naïve.
<devyn>
georgians get really fucked over with unicode haha
2014-04-01
<whitequark>
what the fuck is happening here
<glowcoil>
but you *choose* to do it rather than it accidntally fucking things up
<whitequark>
but here if something is stolen from your credit card, the bank security will fuck you in the ass
<glowcoil>
fuck dude it's terrifying that my credit score can be affected by me forgetting to pay off my credit card, with money that i do have in my checking account, for one day more than i'm supposed to
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
errrrrrr, lots of issues here, because it fucks up ordering of operations, I think, errrrrr,
<whitequark>
alexgordon: if he would have too much, eventually I'll simply stop giving a fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
“This came to me from much of my reading on all sorts of matters but mostly from the Aztecs calendar ending on 12-21-12, the difference of the first two, 9, and difference of the last two, 9. And with the geomagnetic reversal this year, Solar Cycle 24, while I am 24, I figured why the fuck not try now, because I also don’t believe in luck or
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
the FUCK
<whitequark>
actually, why the fuck even *have* infra? I don't need it!
<whitequark>
okay, now how the fuck do I actually loop here
<glowcoil>
2:09:55 <+whitequark> in fact this is so fucking beautiful, I'm probably going to implement it regardless of what you sau
<whitequark>
in fact this is so fucking beautiful, I'm probably going to implement it regardless of what you sau
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
really fucks up the data-graph, and the OO-ey seperation-of-concerns stuff that's fairly important to writing sane Paws (not to mention concurrency-sane.)
2014-03-31
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and while I still find pure-functional boring (and in some cases, confusing, 'cuz I can't fucking understand Haskell), it's better than being stuck in some imperative, OO hell.
<glowcoil>
11:10:01 <+whitequark> but your insistence on pointless crap like async-Church-encoding makes me fucking enraged.
<whitequark>
that "quite a few" actually translates to "a fucking-huge-ton", considering your lack of PLT context
<whitequark>
but your insistence on pointless crap like async-Church-encoding makes me fucking enraged.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck this I'll just do it right here, right now, in text
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I FUCKING HATE,
<whitequark>
it's not fucking hoon/nook
<alexgordon>
THEN FUCK YOU
<purr>
<devyn> I'm high on cold medicine, so I don't give a fuck, yay
<whitequark>
wow what the fuck is this mess
<whitequark>
fuck.
<whitequark>
oh fuck off
<glowcoil>
in fucking cpaws
<glowcoil>
see, you haven't even fucking learned the interseting part of paws before you're dismissing it
<glowcoil>
in fucking async() blocks, do you?
<glowcoil>
i wasn't complaining about regex syntax, since we were speaking in the context of fucking cps
<whitequark>
I honestly don't give a single fuck about CPS in Paws
<whitequark>
I mean, for all the breathtaking incompetence in CS Elliott shows, the system is pretty fucking good
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I'm realllllly exhausted. Fucking around in SimCity, getting ready to crash, though, probably.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
nonono not currying. suuuuuuuuper-fucking-different thing.
<SwooshyCueb>
I'm up, yeah. Compiling wine again because I fucked something up, then I should be good to play for a bit~
<SwooshyCueb>
Ugh, this fucking dog
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
ah, fuck it, I'm spewing bullshit.
2014-03-30
<whitequark>
hell, fucking Twitter has race conditions--try quickly changing between Interactions and Timeline.
<whitequark>
what the fuck is an "equivalent" name, you never introduced the notion of equivalence for strings
<whitequark>
what the *fuck* is a static type.
<whitequark>
and if Scheme has learned one thing, it's that immutable-by-default pairs are A Really Fucking Good Idea
<SwooshyCueb>
I'll talk to you fucks later
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuckin' FUCK irccloud.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
SwooshyCueb: FIST-BUMP FOR HAVING HAD RANDOM PEOPLE BUY YOU FUCKING FOLLOWERS ಠ_ಠ
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
glowcoil: FUCKING
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
glowcoil: FUCKING LIES
<SwooshyCueb>
He fucking bought me 200 followers
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
… are you … fucking kidding me …
<SwooshyCueb>
The straw that broke the camel's back was when I got infected with ZeroAccess from a drive-by exploit back when php.net was compromised. I got rid of the malware but a lot of Windoze was still broken. After limping around with that for a while I decided fuck it and went full Linux.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck YOU
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
had some shitty childhood, over here. Turned me into a hopeless romantic needy little fuck.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Biscuitrat: I make a sick fucking drink. Spent about a year of my life, since we last really talked much, learning to mix.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
how the everliving FUCK do you pronounce your name?
<whitequark>
whoever the fuck cares, it's US-only
<Willox>
fuck me
<whitequark>
the fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck this
<whitequark>
fuck fuck fuck I was going to sleep at 24:00 today
<whitequark>
OH FUCK
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
what even the actual everliving fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
what the FUCK is the music to that video
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
BECAUSE FUCK THIS SHIT
<whitequark>
it's on every single fucking page
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
my git histories are always jumbled as fuck.