2014-04-06 17:56
ELLIOTTCABLE changed the topic of #elliottcable to: #flagbondage
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joelteon >
guys, what's 4/5? is that 30%?
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vigs >
not sure if serious
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joelteon >
what about 6/7
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joelteon >
is that 30%
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joelteon >
what's the odds of getting 6 out of 7 when you have a 30% chance
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* eligrey
comes back to #elliottcable and sees humans asking math problems to other humans on their /computers/
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joelteon >
i think that's 0.07%
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joelteon >
wow, I should write to the newspapers
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eligrey >
oh god why
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eligrey >
i joined the mumble and ELLIOTTCABLE's voice instantly is going off
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vigs >
eligrey: loooool
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eligrey >
i wasn't prepared for this
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joelteon >
yeah i'm serious, vigs
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
“is going off”?
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joelteon >
i'm a 19 year old professional programmer that doesn't understand how to do division
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joelteon >
thanks for asking
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SwooshyCueb >
[5:51:21 PM] Cyberpew: FUCK ALL OF THE FUCKS
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SwooshyCueb >
FUCK THE FUCKING FUCKS
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SwooshyCueb >
[5:51:55 PM] Swoosh Curbstomp: I'll take 15 lbs please
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SwooshyCueb >
[5:51:38 PM] Cyberpew: Many many fucks have been spewed all over the place.
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vigs >
oh ok joelteon
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eligrey >
i like how im muted ELLIOTTCABLE
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vigs >
eligrey: you're not muted?
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vigs >
oh or in mumble?
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eligrey >
not anymore
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
I'm literally
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
drinking
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
a green machine
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
in the real world
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
without puking
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
pretty sure
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
this is magic
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eligrey >
on /my/ mumble server unregistered have speaking priviledges
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* ELLIOTTCABLE
pats eligrey
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
your mumble server is also a cult.
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
or a facet thereof.
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eligrey >
privileges*
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eligrey >
ELLIOTTCABLE: it's a
_better_ cult
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
actually, now that I think about it, #ELLIOTTCABLE is as much of a cult as OFTN.
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ELLIOTTCABLE changed the topic of #elliottcable to: a
_better_ cult
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eligrey >
right back meaning much later
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
fucking broccoli in mah juice
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eligrey >
registered users should have access to create temporary channels that disappear once empty like talk.oftn.org
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eligrey >
i only use last-gen components
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eligrey >
last meaning the last computers made by humans in the future
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eligrey >
before humans died out
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eligrey >
!learn sephr = i don't own a fur suit and i'm not a furry
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eligrey >
-learn sephr = i don't own a fur suit and i'm not a furry
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purr >
eligrey: Learned `sephr`.
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eligrey >
-learn - = ELLIOTTCABLE's fucking retarded command delimeter
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purr >
eligrey: Learned `-`.
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purr >
Let it be known that eligrey hates .
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purr >
Let it be known that eligrey hates .
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purr >
eligrey: ELLIOTTCABLE's fucking retarded command delimeter
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
-learn paws = what i see every time i poop
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purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: Learned `paws`.
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eligrey >
ELLIOTTCABLE said he has a dreamlog twitter
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eligrey >
someone please enlighten me
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eligrey >
i think i killed everyone in the mumble
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eligrey >
its probably what i said
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eligrey >
btw legal tip: its not murder if they kill themselves to stop hearing you
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eligrey >
there's precedent
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eligrey >
gw2 dl speed staying around ~1MB/s
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eligrey >
ELLIOTTCABLE is in pain <3
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glowcoil >
both the vi people say glob
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glowcoil >
vil vigs
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vil >
I got vigs to say it
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vigs >
glowcoil: yeah vil got me saying it, then I watched Adventure Time and it stuck
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vigs >
It's a damn good replacement for "god" so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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glowcoil >
oh it's adventure time haha
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glowcoil >
i like polytheistic curses
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
glowcoil: that one was alllll me :P
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
which was all terry pratchett
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
glowcoil: come Mumble!
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glowcoil >
ELLIOTTCABLE: sorry about to go hang out with treveor
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
glowcoil: :O
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
again already? :P
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glowcoil >
well we live like
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glowcoil >
within a couple hundred/thousand feet?
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glowcoil >
on campus
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purr >
<Nuck> purr isn't C
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joelteon >
Where do you go to find products that aren't crap
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eligrey >
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's making a deep, vibratory sound
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glowcoil >
5:51:05 < eligrey> <ELLIOTTCABLE> it's making a deep, vibratory sound
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
GOD.
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
SEPTERRA CORE.
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
MEMORIES.
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purr >
<gqbrielle> anything that makes elliottcable mad is funny.
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
I feel terrible.
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purr >
<incomprehensibly> gqbrielle: I mean the specific mountain goats song
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purr >
<devyn> guise, I'm too high for this shit
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purr >
<cuttle> prime factorization, which is a common task
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
glowcoil: that's acko.net! O_O
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glowcoil >
ELLIOTTCABLE: oh shit didn't realize!
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glowcoil >
follow'd :p
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glowcoil >
ELLIOTTCABLE: i love linear algebra!
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
I am rather epically lonely right now. |=
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glowcoil >
ELLIOTTCABLE: :(
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glowcoil >
ELLIOTTCABLE: let's hang out at jsconf or something
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joelteon >
is it this channel where you guys were talking about heartbleed
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alexgordon >
we were?
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joelteon >
guess not
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alexgordon >
openssl needs to die
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alexgordon >
ssl in general needs to die
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joelteon >
#centos was getting upset when i said they were likely to push out the patch by 2018
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alexgordon >
but openssl in particular
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alexgordon >
joelteon: LOL
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joelteon >
it's like people don't understand humor
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joelteon >
but it's not like anyone is snooping on MY connections
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joelteon >
why bother
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joelteon >
what will replace SSL, alexgordon
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alexgordon >
joelteon: curvecp could, for one
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alexgordon >
ridiculously well designed
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alexgordon >
unlike ssl
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joelteon >
how are keys discovered in advance
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joelteon >
it
*does* look interesting
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alexgordon >
joelteon: what do you mean discovered in advance?
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alexgordon >
it's public key crypto
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alexgordon >
public keys are public :P
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joelteon >
how do you know you got the right one
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alexgordon >
joelteon: you don't, but SSL's the same
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joelteon >
fair enough
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alexgordon >
usually you use the PKI
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alexgordon >
whereby you have a certificate authority who signs your key
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alexgordon >
but you don't have to do it like that
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joelteon >
i thought that was bad
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alexgordon >
people are working on alternatives
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joelteon >
so you just kinda have to go for it
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alexgordon >
it's nothing to do with using SSL or not
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alexgordon >
though
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
eligrey: here / awake?
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
eligrey_: Come GW2! (=
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
also,
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
-mumble @ y'all
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eligrey_ >
yeah i'll get on soon
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
-mumble
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purr >
ELLIOTTCABLE: We're currently voice-chatting, hence may be untalkative in IRC. Join us: mumble://ell.io/ (Download:
http://mumble.sourceforge.net/ … you may have to self-register in the client, and then re-log, before you can speak.)
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
alexgordon, joelteon, devyn, glowcoil.
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alexgordon >
ELLIOTTCABLE
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
God fucking damnit shit fuck
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
I forgot WWDC entrance was today
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
OIARh0a8pwoT PI*OHP*(
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
I WANTED TO GO FOR THE FIRST TIME
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alexgordon >
ELLIOTTCABLE: it was a lottery
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
yes, I know
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
but I didn't even get to enter ;_;
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alexgordon >
ELLIOTTCABLE: you probably wouldn't have gotten in
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alexgordon >
I still think they should do a test
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alexgordon >
answer X questions about cocoa
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ELLIOTTCABLE >
fuck that :P
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joelteon >
why am I always scared of getting sick
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purr >
<alexgordon> elliottcable: the last time I met someone as literal as you he turned out to be an AST node
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joelteon >
I don't think I'm a hypochondriac, because that requires six months of psychosomatic symptoms
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joelteon >
i'm just afraid of getting sick
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glowcoil >
11:27:47 <@purr> <alexgordon> elliottcable: the last time I met someone as literal as you he turned out to be an AST node
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alexgordon >
joelteon: because getting sick is scary?
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joelteon >
yeah but it's not as common as i think it is
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joelteon >
i haven't actually been sick in like two years
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joelteon >
and since then, my personal hygiene has gotten better
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