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<joelteon> guys, what's 4/5? is that 30%?
<vigs> 80%…?
<vigs> not sure if serious
<joelteon> what about 6/7
<joelteon> is that 30%
<joelteon> what's the odds of getting 6 out of 7 when you have a 30% chance
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<joelteon> i think that's 0.07%
<joelteon> wow, I should write to the newspapers
<SwooshyCueb> what
<eligrey> oh god why
<eligrey> i joined the mumble and ELLIOTTCABLE's voice instantly is going off
<vigs> eligrey: loooool
<eligrey> i wasn't prepared for this
<joelteon> yeah i'm serious, vigs
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “is going off”?
<joelteon> i'm a 19 year old professional programmer that doesn't understand how to do division
<joelteon> thanks for asking
<SwooshyCueb> [5:51:21 PM] Cyberpew: FUCK ALL OF THE FUCKS
<SwooshyCueb> FUCK THE FUCKING FUCKS
<SwooshyCueb> [5:51:55 PM] Swoosh Curbstomp: I'll take 15 lbs please
<SwooshyCueb> [5:51:38 PM] Cyberpew: Many many fucks have been spewed all over the place.
<vigs> oh ok joelteon
<eligrey> i like how im muted ELLIOTTCABLE
<eligrey> thanks
<vigs> eligrey: you're not muted?
<vigs> oh or in mumble?
<eligrey> not anymore
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm literally
<ELLIOTTCABLE> drinking
<ELLIOTTCABLE> a green machine
<ELLIOTTCABLE> in the real world
<ELLIOTTCABLE> without puking
<ELLIOTTCABLE> pretty sure
<ELLIOTTCABLE> this is magic
<eligrey> on /my/ mumble server unregistered have speaking priviledges
* ELLIOTTCABLE pats eligrey
<ELLIOTTCABLE> your mumble server is also a cult.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> or a facet thereof.
<eligrey> privileges*
<eligrey> ELLIOTTCABLE: it's a _better_ cult
<ELLIOTTCABLE> actually, now that I think about it, #ELLIOTTCABLE is as much of a cult as OFTN.
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<eligrey> right back meaning much later
<joelteon> .00096%
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucking broccoli in mah juice
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<eligrey> registered users should have access to create temporary channels that disappear once empty like talk.oftn.org
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<eligrey> i only use last-gen components
<eligrey> last meaning the last computers made by humans in the future
<eligrey> before humans died out
<eligrey> !learn sephr = i don't own a fur suit and i'm not a furry
<eligrey> -learn sephr = i don't own a fur suit and i'm not a furry
<purr> eligrey: Learned `sephr`.
<eligrey> -learn - = ELLIOTTCABLE's fucking retarded command delimeter
<purr> eligrey: Learned `-`.
<eligrey> --
<purr> Let it be known that eligrey hates .
<eligrey> - -
<purr> Let it be known that eligrey hates .
<eligrey> -find -
<purr> eligrey: ELLIOTTCABLE's fucking retarded command delimeter
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -learn paws = what i see every time i poop
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Learned `paws`.
<eligrey> ELLIOTTCABLE said he has a dreamlog twitter
<eligrey> someone please enlighten me
<eligrey> i think i killed everyone in the mumble
<eligrey> its probably what i said
<eligrey> btw legal tip: its not murder if they kill themselves to stop hearing you
<eligrey> there's precedent
<eligrey> gw2 dl speed staying around ~1MB/s
<eligrey> 6% atm
<eligrey> ELLIOTTCABLE is in pain <3
<glowcoil> both the vi people say glob
<glowcoil> vil vigs
<vigs> hi?
<vigs> oh
<vil> I got vigs to say it
<vigs> glowcoil: yeah vil got me saying it, then I watched Adventure Time and it stuck
<vigs> It's a damn good replacement for "god" so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<glowcoil> oh it's adventure time haha
<glowcoil> col
<glowcoil> cool
<glowcoil> i like polytheistic curses
<glowcoil> gods
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> glowcoil: that one was alllll me :P
<ELLIOTTCABLE> which was all terry pratchett
<ELLIOTTCABLE> glowcoil: come Mumble!
<glowcoil> ELLIOTTCABLE: sorry about to go hang out with treveor
<glowcoil> trevor*
<ELLIOTTCABLE> glowcoil: :O
<ELLIOTTCABLE> again already? :P
<glowcoil> haha ya
<glowcoil> well we live like
<glowcoil> within a couple hundred/thousand feet?
<glowcoil> on campus
<glowcoil> o7
<purr> <Nuck> purr isn't C
<joelteon> Where do you go to find products that aren't crap
<eligrey> <ELLIOTTCABLE> it's making a deep, vibratory sound
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<glowcoil> 5:51:05 < eligrey> <ELLIOTTCABLE> it's making a deep, vibratory sound
<ELLIOTTCABLE> OH.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> MY.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> GOD.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> SEPTERRA CORE.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> MEMORIES.
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<purr> <gqbrielle> anything that makes elliottcable mad is funny.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I feel terrible.
<purr> <incomprehensibly> gqbrielle: I mean the specific mountain goats song
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<purr> <devyn> guise, I'm too high for this shit
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<purr> <cuttle> prime factorization, which is a common task
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> glowcoil: that's acko.net! O_O
<glowcoil> ELLIOTTCABLE: oh shit didn't realize!
<glowcoil> follow'd :p
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<glowcoil> ELLIOTTCABLE: i love linear algebra!
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> I am rather epically lonely right now. |=
<glowcoil> ELLIOTTCABLE: :(
<glowcoil> ELLIOTTCABLE: let's hang out at jsconf or something
<joelteon> is it this channel where you guys were talking about heartbleed
<alexgordon> we were?
<joelteon> guess not
<alexgordon> openssl needs to die
<alexgordon> ssl in general needs to die
<joelteon> #centos was getting upset when i said they were likely to push out the patch by 2018
<alexgordon> but openssl in particular
<alexgordon> joelteon: LOL
<purr> LOL
<joelteon> it's like people don't understand humor
<joelteon> but it's not like anyone is snooping on MY connections
<joelteon> why bother
<joelteon> what will replace SSL, alexgordon
<alexgordon> joelteon: curvecp could, for one
<alexgordon> http://curvecp.org
<alexgordon> ridiculously well designed
<alexgordon> unlike ssl
<joelteon> how are keys discovered in advance
<joelteon> it *does* look interesting
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<alexgordon> joelteon: what do you mean discovered in advance?
<alexgordon> it's public key crypto
<alexgordon> public keys are public :P
<joelteon> ok
<joelteon> how do you know you got the right one
<alexgordon> joelteon: you don't, but SSL's the same
<joelteon> ok
<joelteon> fair enough
<alexgordon> usually you use the PKI
<alexgordon> whereby you have a certificate authority who signs your key
<alexgordon> but you don't have to do it like that
<joelteon> i thought that was bad
<alexgordon> it is
<alexgordon> people are working on alternatives
<joelteon> so you just kinda have to go for it
<alexgordon> it's nothing to do with using SSL or not
<alexgordon> though
<joelteon> i know
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> eligrey: here / awake?
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> eligrey_: Come GW2! (=
<ELLIOTTCABLE> also,
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -mumble @ y'all
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ಠ_ಠ
<eligrey_> yeah i'll get on soon
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -mumble
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: We're currently voice-chatting, hence may be untalkative in IRC. Join us: mumble://ell.io/ (Download: http://mumble.sourceforge.net/ … you may have to self-register in the client, and then re-log, before you can speak.)
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon, joelteon, devyn, glowcoil.
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> God fucking damnit shit fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I forgot WWDC entrance was today
<ELLIOTTCABLE> OIARh0a8pwoT PI*OHP*(
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I WANTED TO GO FOR THE FIRST TIME
<devyn> D:
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: it was a lottery
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yes, I know
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but I didn't even get to enter ;_;
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: you probably wouldn't have gotten in
<alexgordon> I still think they should do a test
<alexgordon> answer X questions about cocoa
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck that :P
<joelteon> why am I always scared of getting sick
<purr> <alexgordon> elliottcable: the last time I met someone as literal as you he turned out to be an AST node
<joelteon> I don't think I'm a hypochondriac, because that requires six months of psychosomatic symptoms
<joelteon> i'm just afraid of getting sick
<glowcoil> 11:27:47 <@purr> <alexgordon> elliottcable: the last time I met someone as literal as you he turned out to be an AST node
<alexgordon> HAHA
<alexgordon> joelteon: because getting sick is scary?
<joelteon> yeah but it's not as common as i think it is
<joelteon> i haven't actually been sick in like two years
<joelteon> and since then, my personal hygiene has gotten better
<joelteon> fuck me
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