<purr>
<elliottcable> If you think anything important came out of Linus fucking around in his garage, then you’re naïve.
<elliottcable>
Fucking fuck I've insane'd myself into a corner
<elliottcable>
I feel so fucking sick
<elliottcable>
First off, I have the completely unfounded feeling (but my completely-unfounded-feelings are usually pretty fucking great) that this requires *nothing else of Paws*, to implement. Would have to think hard about it for an hour.
<elliottcable>
-fuck you
<elliottcable>
man, I may end with a fairly high-quality result, but it starts out fucking terrible.
<elliottcable>
What *even* the fuck
<alexgordon>
eligrey: don't be fucking ridiculous.
<joelteon>
fucking americans
<elliottcable>
*This* dude runs a fucking TLD!?
<elliottcable>
so fucking, not-okay
2013-06-06
<joelteon>
rainbow_parentheses is fucking cool
<elliottcable>
get a shetland. They're the kindest, most loyal, and smartest fucking animals.
<elliottcable>
fuckin' fuck
<elliottcable>
lolwat the fuck is this shit.
<alexgordon>
fuck, tweeting this
<elliottcable>
fuck.
<elliottcable>
My house. Is so fucking empty.
<vil>
joelteon: wasn't sure whether to respond "that sounds uncomfortable" or "why the fuck are you telling us instead of fixing it"
<vil>
the fuck
<purr>
<alexgordon> fuck C++ up the comma operator
<joelteon>
FUCK cabal-ghci
<devyn>
“fuck”
<micahjohnston>
fuck
<vil>
what the fuck
<joelteon>
the fuck is that for
2013-06-05
<purr>
<alexgordon> fuck C++ up the comma operator
<Nuck>
Fuck compliancy. Might as well just be complacency.
<Nuck>
Well, fuck the guideline. It's stupid, it's artificial, and it doesn't make any sense.
<Nuck>
Honestly, I agree with them. Shove the fucking binaries in one place
<devyn>
the fuck, why would they do that
2013-06-04
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking fuck
<whitequark>
-whohates fucking
<purr>
whitequark: fucking is hated by no one :)
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
what the fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I'm racist as all fuck when it comes to sex
<alexgordon>
<+elliottcable> mind you, I choked the fuck out of Chelsea.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
This video, whole new level of fuck.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
mind you, I choked the fuck out of Chelsea.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Man, I seen some fucked-up shit, but nothing that freaky in live-action.
<joelteon>
fuck you
<ELLIOTTC1BLE>
FUCK
<joelteon>
i'm saying type coercion for conditionals is fucking gross
<alexgordon>
ruby's lack of 0 being falsy annoys the fuck out of me
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I'm about to go fucking get fucking mcdonalds again
<vil>
fuck sake it is 37º
<nuck>
whitequark: Oh I know. I intend to. But goddamn it's hard to read any book on C++ in my fucking kindle
<nuck>
Then why the fuck would you use a mergesort in Ruby?
<alexgordon>
and it fucking horrifies me
<nuck>
We've been layering things for fucking forever
<nuck>
No, the problem is more than that. The problem is that layering fucking works
<nuck>
alexgordon: Dude. Unixy OSes used fucking shell scripting for large chunks for many many years
<nuck>
Who gives a fuck about effiencies and shit? Just make a language and make it happen. If Ruby can run Github, then even the slowest snail could carry anything
2013-06-03
<joelteon>
fuck guido
<alexgordon>
damn, I'm too fucking efficient
<nuck>
(meaning when I try to jam the stdout into a variable, it fucks up, but if I call it directly it doesn't)
<jeannicolas>
ELLIOTTCABLE: that would be because it's fucking great
<jeannicolas>
fucking epic
<jeannicolas>
and Burial is still a fucking genius imho…Truant/Rough Sleeper is epic
<jeannicolas>
they're fucking geniuses
<jeannicolas>
no fucking clue...
<jeannicolas>
Paul Waggoner is a fucking god haha.. he's just as good live too
<jeannicolas>
and they are fucking epic
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
wht the fuck is btbam
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
gkatsev ⑊ this room is something like four fucking years old
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuckin' fuck
<joelteon>
the fuck are you doing
<prophile>
well if he was around in #inimino earlier then either I was wrong or I need to find my fucking shotgun
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
no fucking way.
<prophile>
then two months ago it was bought by fucking murdoch
<whitequark>
fuck, stop that already
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
14 fucking bisections
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking nearly 2**14
<vil>
I am the LEAST qualified to fuck with git
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
vil ⑊ fucking help me you retard ;_;
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
if *you* think it's good, I must have fucked up terrible D:
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking HELP ME GUYS
<prophile>
but all the fucking shops shut at 11
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
what the ACTUAL fuck just happened
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
how the FUCK do flags get into the codebase.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I can't imagine that it should be that hard to do; all the code will already be there for --date-order, I just need to copy it and change all the references to whatever the equivalent of commit->committer->date to commit->author->date or what the *fuck* ever their implementation does
<whitequark>
I recently discovered that GNU tar (I think) contains an entire fucking libc
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I just can't fucking wrap my head around anything in the git codebase.
<alexgordon>
or fuck, gcc
<whitequark>
llvm is fucking slow as hell
<prophile>
it's also fucking horrible
<whitequark>
I fucking hate that aspect of the c-family
<prophile>
because rotating things around to be fast is such a fucking pain
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Fuck me ai can't type today
<alexgordon>
the number one thing I look for in a programming language is: how hard is it to fuck up?
<alexgordon>
a fucking box
2013-05-31
<joelteon>
man we are so fucked
<Willox>
fuck lunix
<joelteon>
fuck you purr
<vil>
fuck that, I'll just force them to go update settings if the password is missing
<vil>
fuck it, I'll force them to expose a username. The plugin can use it as a different identifier if it wants to
<Willox>
BUT THIS FUCKING CPU FAN
<vil>
who the fuck designed this?
<vil>
fuck it, I'll just turn ARC off for this file
<vil>
aww fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
:: infra execution stage() (impl util inspect) fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
:: infra execution stage() (impl util inspect) fuck
<vil>
fuck I don't want to implement keychain support
<vil>
ugh cocoa the fuck can I not just drop files on this text field by default
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
what the fuck is plebbery
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I seriously have no idea, no fucking idea, what's going on here
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
wat fucking fuck, fucktits fucker.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
:: fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
GUYS WHAT THE FUCKING ACTUAL FUCK
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
wat ACTUAL FUCK
<vil>
fuck sake did you seriously add a drinking game to purr
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
TELL ME WHY FUCKING PRINT NEVER GETS RESUMED WITH THE HELLO LABEL
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
or just say fuck it and go HERMITMODE in Montana or Alaska or the Yukon.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck if I know!
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
it's fucked-up. as it should be.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
north carolina. warm. mugy. I'm a fucking alaskan at heart, I can't handle it anymore.
<jessicard>
fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
FUCK valsi.
<jessicard>
fuck no
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
oh my god if I'm the only drinking I am so fucked
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
FUCK
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I want to be #5 after a bunch of fucking smokin' hot guys
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
but he was playing his fucking guitar across the room while they were playing, and I thought it was a part of the song, and I was like, this is terrible
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck don't ermember somebody famous
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
<+ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
< jessicard> fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck
<jessicard>
its so fucking weird
<jessicard>
theyre all fucking programmers
<devyn>
how the FUCK did that happen
<devyn>
fuck it's friday
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I'm nearly two thumbs in, which means *completely fucked*
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck phrik
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
jessicard ⑊ GOD *FUCKING* DAMNIT
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
what the fucking FUCK is that
<devyn>
the fuck did I do on August 2nd, 2012
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
classy as fuck.
<devyn>
yeah well I'm giggly as fuck
<jessicard>
i am WORKING AND MOVING YOU FUCKS
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I have tomorrow tomorrow at fucking eight
<devyn>
I have school tomorrow at fucking eight
<jessicard>
fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
the fucking titlebar thing is in moonspeak
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
FUCK YOU GROOVESHARK
<jessicard>
fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
oh fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck you
<jessicard>
fuck finished my wine fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
FUCK DEVYN
<devyn>
fucking
<devyn>
this channel makes me so fucking giggly
<jessicard>
oh my fuck
<jessicard>
fuck
<jessicard>
fuck off
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
:: fuck you
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
devyn ⑊ fuck that, you don't lead scotch with something “weaker.”
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
oh man, fuck this shit. I remember liking the 18-year. ಠ_ಠ
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
oh fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
that's a fucking thing!?
<jessicard>
its wine fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
why the fuck is an 11 year old packing
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
what the fuck ever
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
shit who the fuck is katie hasse
<devyn>
middle school and you're drinking? where the fuck does middle school end there
<nuck>
I'm more disgusted by Rails than by watching little anime boys getting anally fucked.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck you purr
<nuck>
devyn: And an old barkeep tries to get a customer to fuck his grandson.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
What the FUCK is that.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck me I need to get him back on line NOW
<micahjohnston>
SO WE FUCK TILL WE COME TO CONCLUSIONS
<purr2>
sephr: fuck you
<eccloud>
fuck this
<DEVYN>
big. fucking. hairy. cocks.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
who the fuck is duckinator
<devyn>
you suck big fucking hairy cocks
<nuck>
no fuck you
<devyn>
my name is fucking short
<nuck>
Fuck you devyn I can't track your names :I
<purr>
devin: “Kerning is when the font is HAVING A FUCKING UGLY SHIT KERNING! its only acquired by using some random backward browser from 1993 on a … nintendo ds or whatever... never saw such a crap in my life before but i can taell u it sucks! DOWNVOTE!”
<devyn>
-learn asscunt = try -stop, you fucking australian
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
how the fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck florida
<devyn>
ELLIOTTCABLE: what's with the FUCKING UPPERCASE
<nuck>
Well, I believe it works like in genetics, you determine the winners and then based on the winners you make the designs fuck and have babies
<nuck>
Fucking bayesian analysis is simple statistics
<prophile>
takes a fucking pickaxe to dig a hole
<purr>
Willox: stop fucking doing that
<purr>
ALE: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
<vil>
and also because there was a fucking badger involved
<nuck>
Honey Badger don't give a fuck.
<nuck>
Getting into a chase does not fucking "just happen"
<ALE>
awe fucking some
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking uses HTML5 elements
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
what the fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
go the fuck to bed Willox
<ALE>
geoblocking is so fucking annoying
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Willox ⑊ disable e-mail notifs, fuck that shit!
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
that, plus a fucking trackball, sounds amazing
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
yrashk ⑊ we're masturbating over a fucking IRC bot, but it had to be done >,<
2013-05-30
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
wat the fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck this
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I fucking hate his API
<vil>
well, that was fucking weird
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fucking love Pendulum
<joelteon>
god i fucking hate webkit
<nuck>
And THEN every time they cum it sounds like a fucking wet-ass fart
<nuck>
And when the grandson kept fucking the customer, he's just sittin' in his shop, smokin' a goddamn pipe
<nuck>
Dude, an old man tried to convince a customer that he'd never met before to fuck his grandson
<Willox>
fucking hexchat
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
what the *actual* fuck.
<joelteon>
so fucking much
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
fuck.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Facebook is so fucked up for me. No idea why.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Fuck you guys.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
A fucking ancient datebook,
<vil>
and I'm like "the fuck you doing"
<joelteon>
stop using slash characters for tab completion you pretentious fucks
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Fuckin' fuck. HOW DO DIS.
<vil>
the fuck do you get chrome to go to ipv6 addresses again?
<purr>
ELLIOTTCABLE is listening to “Fucking Best Song Everrr”, by Wallpaper
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
♪ FUCKING BEST SONG EVERRR
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
go fucking play it
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
who the fuck is abumirqaan
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
who the fuck is bosie
<purr>
joelteon: no. fuck you.
<whitequark>
it's fucking amazing
<whitequark>
no fucks given?
<whitequark>
-fucks
<elliottcable>
this is fucking amazing
<elliottcable>
fuck vps
<joelteon>
hey fuck you too m8
<joelteon>
the fuck
<elliottcable>
Willox ⑊ the primary hold-back is that it's just really fucking disorganized, messy, and fucked-up
<elliottcable>
by the way, micahjohnston, I fucking *loved* The Cave.
<nuck>
WHAT THE FUCK
<joelteon>
128kbps AAC, fucking pathetic
<nuck>
No fucking duh
<nuck>
What was billed as realism in 2003 was relative to other games in 2003, which is like saying "Majora's Mask was realistic for its time" because it fucking was. It had 10 more polygons than everyone else.
<nuck>
micahjohnston: It's not occasional. Ask a fucking artist.
<nuck>
And uncanny valley is something well documented back to the fucking renaissance
<micahjohnston>
jesus christ shut the fuck up
<nuck>
Study the fucking Uncanny Valley
<nuck>
alexgordon: They billed fucking Custer's Revenge as realistic dude
<nuck>
If you make it too realistic but fuck up the details
<nuck>
Because if you don't go 100%, you're fucking fucked.
<nuck>
That they have to fucking LEAP across
<micahjohnston>
god damnit i fucking hate it when people say graphics don't matter
<nuck>
Double Fine is too big for their britches I think. Because honestly, that is really fucking absurd.
<nuck>
And I can tell you flat out, *nobody* in indie games will do a fucking 18 mil game
<nuck>
I can't, I'm not a game dev. But from a simple business perspective, 18 mil for a fucking *sequel* is asking way too much.
<nuck>
micahjohnston: Yes they fucking are. They're short as balls.
<micahjohnston>
those are not just fucking minigames nuck
<alexgordon>
-give me the fucking transcript
<nuck>
Okay what the fuck
<nuck>
Holy fuck Tim Shafer is a retard.
<nuck>
holy fuck
<nuck>
Unless you use Dvorak or Colemak in which case why the fuck are you using vim
<elliottcable>
It's over for good, and I am having a nervous fucking breakdown.
<^uck>
What the fuck
<vil>
what the fucking fuck is this line of code
<elliottcable>
I'm SO FUCKING COLD
<elliottcable>
arch the fuck up
<^uck>
launchd and systemd are fucking amazing
<elliottcable>
and fuck both.
<elliottcable>
Even **I** probably can't fuck PHP up more than the average PHP dev *already* fucks it up.
<elliottcable>
I bet I could do some seriously evil fucking shit.
<elliottcable>
I need, like, a coat to put on over my coat. I'm so cold. So fucking cold.
<^uck>
My biggest problem with git is when I accidentally muck around in the hashtree and it explodes because I don't know what the fuck I'm doing
<elliottcable>
how the fuck is `git checkout [tree-ish] -- filename.js` painful!?
<elliottcable>
well fuck
<elliottcable>
I ALREADY FUCKING TAUGHT YOU PAWS
<^uck>
Because that's easy as fuck with git checkout [sha1 here]
<^uck>
Rule #1 of Git is don't fucking rollback
<elliottcable>
the fuck is that
<elliottcable>
•. you fucks.
<elliottcable>
fuck everything.
<elliottcable>
give up. fuck it.
<elliottcable>
What the fuck is haxball? I can't seem to do anything