2013-12-09

<yorickpeterse> fuck
<whitequark> yes I fucking hate .io
<joelteon> FUCK
<joelteon> FUCKING DOMAIN SQUATTERS
<whitequark> right now I'm fucking with typechecker -_-
<yorickpeterse> yeah fuck writing standard JS
<joelteon> what the fuck is Y
<devyn> bah, fuck 1.8, it's not even supported anymore
<joelteon> one area in which i *love* fucking with internals though is when I'm trying to get the same app to work with 1.8 and 1.9 at the same time
<joelteon> fuck, I think I'm getting sick
<whitequark> holy fuck this type is disgusting
<alexgordon> cuttle: chris fucking potter, eh?

2013-12-08

<whitequark> made it work, then looked at the resulting code in disgust, remembered I fucking hate GUIs, ragequit and erased the hell out of it

2013-12-07

<alextgordon> fucking contravariance

2013-12-05

<whitequark> WHAT THE FUCK
<alexgordon> whitequark: what the actual fuck
<alextgordon> and all the restaurants serve HUGE FUCKING PORTIONS

2013-12-03

<whitequark> "fuck this in particular" http://i.minus.com/ieN8vUs4fdDJV.gif
<whitequark> fuck that shit
<whitequark> also, long tons, short tons, dry tons, what the fuck tons
* whitequark rage-fucking-quits
<whitequark> WHY THE FUCKING FUCK YEAR IS 1900-BASED IT'S A FUCKING INT
<whitequark> WHY THE FUCK IS DAY OF MONTH ONE-BASED BUT EVERYTHING ELSE IS ZERO-BASED
<whitequark> I fucking hate whoever made up this fucking moronic structure

2013-12-02

<whitequark> holy fuck
<whitequark> fuck, btc-e no longer accepts bank transfers :/
<joelteon> why the fuck
<whitequark> what the actual fuck
<whitequark> (why the fuck editor plugins may crash editor is beyond me)
<devyn> um, hi vim, why the fuck did you just hang
<whitequark> it's fucking beautiful

2013-12-01

<whitequark> FP is fucking powrful
<devyn> I fucking love how Microsoft thought they should put JavaScript inside CSS

2013-11-30

<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuckin' fuck, I'm a bad programmer.
<whitequark> no one is going to understand the fuck of it anyway
<whitequark> fuck.
<whitequark> fucking static typing
<whitequark> fucking functors
<whitequark> I'm fucking proud of it
<cuttle> because it's fucking gross
<cuttle> weed is really fucking cheap though
<devyn> the only reason it's ever a giant fuck you is because people want IE compatibility
<whitequark> but drawing pretty graphs in browser is a giant fuck-you

2013-11-29

<whitequark> it's very solidly done and has okay convenience (rates at "slightly below 'pain in the ass'"; for comparison, nodejs is at "so fucking horrible I need to strangle whoever thought that up")
<whitequark> because fuck you, that's why

2013-11-28

<alexgordon> joelteon: I don't know what the fuck people do on thanksgiving, but happy pre-christmas!
<whitequark> how the fuck
<devyn> the p2p collaboration is kind of neat honestly... but everything is fucking moony
<whitequark> I'm fucking dumb
<whitequark> oh i fucked up transfer-encoding
<whitequark> hmmm what the fuck
<whitequark> what the fuck does google send me back

2013-11-27

<yorickpeterse> even Java stack traces are more useful that this fucking mess
<whitequark> you need to perform explicit copying like all the fucking time
<cuttle> devyn: not only is urbit is awful, its creator is a fucking idiot

2013-11-26

<whitequark> lol what the fuck
<alexgordon> what the actual fuck
<alexgordon> JESUS FUCK
<alexgordon> fucking amazing
<whitequark> also fuck you for making me remember that
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 'cause fuck yeah, celebrating by rewarding oneself for doing absolutely nothing of value.
<whitequark> I want to get the fuck out of this planet
<whitequark> I assure you there's plenty of people in the government who actually understand what the fuck they're doing
<whitequark> what the fuck is ripple? https://ripple.com/
<whitequark> it's more like, i know llvm well enough to see how fucking huge and complex it is and how tiny my island of knowledge is relative to the whole thing

2013-11-25

<joelteon> man this country is fucked up

2013-11-24

<cuttle> whitequark: but trying to write *anything* was fucking miserable, because the linear type system was never happy
<devyn> purr: fuck you
<devyn> fuck you purr
<devyn> fuck you purre
<devyn> Windows is fucked
<alextgordon> also #pragma once IS standard, in that the standard says it's implementation defined, and any sane implementation should issue a warning if it doesn't understand the pragma -- notifying you to install a better fucking compiler
<whitequark> -Wall -Werror -Wextra -Wpedantic -Wreally-fucking-pedantic -std=c99 -ansi -i-said-ansi-didnt-i
<whitequark> headers themselves are a hack, no other language spends 80% of time reparsing the same fucking files
<whitequark> 1) why the fuck do you do that, 2) why the fuck aren't your headers scoped by the project name
<whitequark> they kinda still fuck you over
<whitequark> fuck, I want to tail /var/log/syslog for my bank account

2013-11-23

<whitequark> you know what's also fucking awesome? FTL.
<whitequark> that's fucking awesome
<devyn> NEARLY FIVE FUCKING PETAHASHES PER SECOND
<joelteon> fuck I hate when that happens

2013-11-21

<yorickpeterse> my highlights are still fucked even though I changed them
<yorickpeterse> fuck you people
<whitequark> also, no clouds. fuck clouds.
<devyn> FUCK YEAH BITCHES http://i7.minus.com/ibkGy99VPrtflf.png

2013-11-20

<cuttle> devyn: it's not *better* than circlejerk; but it's fucking hilarious and it's socially productive and provocative

2013-11-19

<ELLIOTTCABLE> bbl in a fucking hurry. have a plane to catch in a couple hours, and plenty more to do.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> just haven't used it, because it's *fucking* ugly.
<cuttle> oh my fucking god
<cuttle> but for a whole fucking country
<cuttle> so fucking dumb
<cuttle> fuck ok, pc games it is for now
<cuttle> fuck
<alextgordon> fuck fancy lifestyles
<alextgordon> cuttle: well elliott is fucking rich now, ask if you can use his usenet ;)
<cuttle> eh, rust needs to fix up its fucking linear typing
<cuttle> so fucking unstable
<alextgordon> there's a HUGE FUCKING GAP between bitstamp, gox and btcchina
<alextgordon> when it was at about 200 I said "you know, the last 2 crashes were due to mtgox fucking up. since they're out of the picture now I really can't see it crashing this time"
<trolling> I've been checking hourly, because every hour one friend of mine PMs me something along the lines of "I'm so fucking rich"
<trolling> fuck
<joelteon> i would be fucking rich

2013-11-18

<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucking video games.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucking fuck
<devyn> my Galaxy S4's screen is pretty fucking great btw

2013-11-17

<whitequark> annnd then they commit a fucking lib/LineEditor/LineEditor.cpp
<ELLIOTTCABLE> the *fuck* you talking about, joelteon?
<joelteon> see this is the fucking thing
<joelteon> fuck this is COMPLICATED

2013-11-16

<whitequark> the cost you pay in C is that it's an incredibly leaky abstraction. you pretend to write for the C abstract machine, because otherwise the compiler will fuck you over, but actually you write for a certain architecture (or worse, several ones at once)
<cuttle> which, actually, is literally every fucking time you've said you want to learn paws
<cuttle> why the fuck are we bringing offensiveness into it
<cuttle> this is a fucking impossible conversation
<alexgordon> sure, there are differences, but there's no need to build a fucking wall
<cuttle> when you have expressions you can evaluate, having communications happen upon the event they are evfaluated is not the only fucking way to communicate

2013-11-14

<joelteon> fuck this game
<whitequark> hahahaha the diagram is fucking awesome
<joelteon> holy fuck

2013-11-13

* alexgordon just uses <b>/<i> for everything. fuck the police
<joelteon> you fuck them
<joelteon> FUCK
<devyn> meh, you can always just say fuck everything that's not IE 11
<whitequark> fuck pureness?
<devyn> whitequark: what the fuck

2013-11-12

<devyn> cuttle: oh come on just give up and fuck something
<alexgordon> just saying that evolution wants us to fuck a lot
<joelteon> stop fucking
<devyn> it was the 'fucking' part
<cuttle> whitequark: not every fucking part of an idea has to be set in stone for one to usefully speculate about it
<whitequark> DOS 7.0? Watcom fucking C?
<whitequark> in fucking 2012
<whitequark> wher fuck ever isis four lett long
<devyn> where fucking everything is four letters long
<devyn> how the fuck do they manage to take that long
<joelteon> yeah fuck haskell
<alexgordon> no it is 10^23. fuck that's a lot
<cuttle> that is so fucking ridiculous
<devyn> cuttle: and huge fucking amounts of transistors basically functioning as a recompiler for microcode...
<cuttle> so fucking dumb
<cuttle> and we have huge fucking amounts of transistors dedicated to running one instruction at a time more quickly
<whitequark> you still fucking hate it and want to strangle its fucking braindead committee
<cuttle> and they're all fucking braindead on their own anyway
<cuttle> basically, x86 is fucking braindead
<whitequark> #define YES NO // fuck you
<cuttle> devyn: c is fucking awful
<alexgordon> each language has fucked them up in a slightly different way
<cuttle> gets in your way *all* the fucking time
<whitequark> linear types are fucking awesome
<alexgordon> my computer can render a whole frame of crysis, faster than a computer can shit out a fucking HTTP response
<alexgordon> and websites go down all the time, BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS SO FUCKING SLOW
<alexgordon> and they're SO FUCKING SLOW
<alexgordon> fuck everybody else's needs
<alexgordon> so I just say fuck it, design a language to make the stuff *we* write easier
<alexgordon> this is why languages are all so FUCKED UP
<joelteon> i know, that's why i hate javascript so fucking much
<joelteon> now i can fucking scroll with weechat
<cuttle> yeah fuck IO
<cuttle> math is so fucking great
<alexgordon> fuck this is getting technical
<whitequark> fuck.
<whitequark> try installing gcc instead of fucking apples
<devyn> fucking Apple doesn't include GCC on OS X anymore :'(

2013-11-07

<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucking BRING IT, fuckers.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> god. don't have time now. have to drive an hour to Chicago O'hare Airport, so that I can fucking assault a fucking employee of fucking Delta, get banned from my closest airport, and arrested for assault and battery.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucking FUCK I hate everything
<whitequark> ummmm what the fuck
<joelteon> what the fucking shit
<cuttle> but I just don't have time in my life to memorize all the fucking declensions

2013-11-06

<yorickpeterse> what the fuck is this shit
<alexgordon> how in fuck's name did I get myself into this
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: no. fuck you.
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: no. fuck you.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> maybe if I tell them I'm depositing a piece of paper worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, they'll give me a fucking *actually* safe, deposit-box.
<zauerkraut> I've never found a credit-union or similar local size bank with safety deposit boxes that weren't sketchy as fuck
<zauerkraut> I'm like Git is the industry standard for file concurrency you fucking ass
<Zauerkraut> JUST BECAUSE YOU WROTE IDIOTIC FUCKING UNIT TESTS THAT EXPECT THE BINARY TO BE IN SRC DOESN'T MEAN THAT I GET PENALIZED FOR DOING IT RIGHT FOR FUCK'S FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU
<Zauerkraut> THAT'S STANDARD FUCKING DIRECTORY STRUCTURE. I'M NOT COMPILING MY SOURCE INTO THE SRC FOLDER

2013-11-05

<ELLIOTTCABLE> cuttle: I raked in thirty-three grand today. Read the logs. It's been a fucking ridiculous day.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Now that I've got my Mac Pro out of storage, I suppose I'll go secure-erase one of the random-ass 3.5" drives I have laying around (seriously, am I the only person who seems to collect those things like dust? I've got a fucking viable breeding-set of ≤500GB 3.5" drives.) and install a Linux and the official Bitcoin client on it …
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck a netbook
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: fuck it, let's do this
<alexgordon> I will fucking kill my bank
<alexgordon> fucking bank websites
<alexgordon> joelteon: FUCKING LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL
<joelteon> fucking hell
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck. which of these moonspeak buttons means “Switch to English?”
<alexgordon> how in fuck is btcchina still up?
<alexgordon> fuck it, in for the long haul
<alexgordon> what I'm thinking is, $21k is a lot of fucking risk
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what the *fuck* prophile
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: fuck you xD
<ELLIOTTCABLE> bitcoin is just a particularly fucking volatile (o_o;) exchange market.
<cuttle> fuck floating and box model bullshit
<joelteon> that's fucking obnoxious
<yorickpeterse> the fuck is this purr doing

2013-11-04

<purr> <micahjohnston> fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck

2013-11-03

<whitequark> what the fuck jlink, I plug you out from USB and you report successfully loading my program!?
<whitequark> fuck, I accidentally mirrored the connector.
<whitequark> my schedule periodically fucks up itself

2013-11-02

<ELLIOTTCABLE> doing what is a huge fucking task?
<whitequark> there are no free toolchains (PAR), and doing this is a Huge Fucking Task. hundreds of man-years or something.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> like, making purr shut the FUCK UP with the quotings, a little bit
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck that, Savant
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucking jvulc

2013-11-01

<ec-Textual> fuckin' fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what the fuck is that
<cuttlebone> fucking greatest term
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that's fucking weird …
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck soundcloud
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck Rdio
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh you're waaaaaaaay the fuck north
<ELLIOTTCABLE> OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK
<ELLIOTTCABLE> how the FUCK did you put comic sans in my irccloud
<whitequark> what the actual fuck
<cuttlebone> god vampire weekend is so fucking good
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucking CHRIST it's over 200$ now
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuckin fuck
<cuttlebone> but the real world is not a fucking computer
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “you just have to invest a lot of fucks.”
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I need small packages, and I *don't* need fucking 5v wall-warts using up every single outlet in my apartment.
<whitequark> it's totally possible to make a sensor last five years on a single CR2032 with RF, you just have to invest a lot of fucks.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I find out about some new album or artist that I may like, I go look it up, and fucking Rdio shows me that little portrait in the bottom corner.
<joelteon> fuck that
<cuttlebone> drparse: oh fuck yes
<joelteon> i eat a lot of fucking food
<cuttlebone> like running, it just took a whole fucking cross country season to love it
<ELLIOTTCABLE> WELL I'VE DONE IT AND IT SUCKS. How the FUCK am I supposed to do it the fifty times in a row, hundred times in a row, that it apparently must take for my brain to break, and for me to start ENJOYING the pain of being unable to gaspingly breathe, being unable to move the next day from sore legs … IF I DON'T ENJOY IT?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> But I hate every aerobic activity with a livid passion. Can't stand running, hate running-nuts, cycling-nuts, the type of person who LOOKS FORWARD to going out in the rain or the muck in their fucking spandex and running around like a twat, who *looks forward* to choking and dying every other day on their burning lungs as they push themselves farther, and
<gkatsev> cuttlebone: fuck the back row! :P
<ELLIOTTCABLE> In retrospect, almost certainly a subconscious effect of how terrified I was of getting on that damn plane, and experiencing the arm-gripping face-making anxiety that the wobbling, and screaming, and lurching of the fucking shitty commercial airlines' landings.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I can't really travel alone, well. Or rather, I do it, but I fucking hate it. I find ways to put off flights.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I was afraid of *fucking nothing*.
<cuttlebone> sounds fucking great
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gkatsev: what the fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wat the fuck, cuttlebone, that's live? D:
<cuttlebone> "you've all been fucked by over 200 peoplei"
<cuttlebone> gkatsev: yeah, had them go to the front, bend over, and all the non-virgins shout FUCK
<ELLIOTTCABLE> once I started to get pissed and look into “Where the fuck is my Form 1!?”
<ELLIOTTCABLE> i.e. not-as-fucking-shitty-as-ABS, but-way-more-expensive
<cuttlebone> even though it's FUCKING easy
<cuttlebone> I want fucking
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I can only justify the 5S 'cause they've made iOS 7 so fucking grindingly slow on the old 5, and 'cause I want the M7.
<cuttlebone> vil: fucking *great*, right?
<whitequark> who the fuck cares.
<purr> <gqbrielle> I FUCKED A MERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID

2013-10-31

<purr> <alexgordon> I couldn't understand paws if it fucked me in the ass
<whitequark> why the fuck did I say that
<whitequark> if I decide to avoid that corner as well, or fuck, just move to a different city, that's my right.
<whitequark> there's "I'm annoyed but they're right" annoyed, and there's "what the fuck is this bullshit" annoyed
<epiglottal_bees> and annoys the fuck out of us, telling *us* how to live *our* lives because of *her* problems.
<epiglottal_bees> what the fuck is the point of nanowrimo
<epiglottal_bees> and I'm like HOLY FUCK WHO ARE YOU
<epiglottal_bees> and, for, like, fucking, fifteen, minutes,
<alexgordon> epiglottal_bees: it's fucking moses!
<epiglottal_bees> fucking, fucking, fucking ew.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: ew, milk with tea? what the fuck? is that some chai bullshit, 'cause ew.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> whitequark: what'm I fucking wrong about?
<purr> <drparse> gqbrielle: a warning is when the parser gets passive-aggressive on you, an error is when it gets aggressive at you, a parse error is when it punches you in the fucking face

2013-10-30

<whitequark> wow, airline tickets are a fucking ripoff
<whitequark> wait why the fuck would you do that
<whitequark> why the fuck do people smoke weed
<whitequark> i wonder what do you make with weed so it doesn't burn your fucking lungs off. asking for a friend
<whitequark> fucking-murdering
<cuttle> fucking-murdering?
<whitequark> cuttle: yeah let's do that. never knew you were into fucking murdering
<cuttle> cigarettes and cigars are fucking gross
<whitequark> and he's fucking wrong.
<joelteon> fuck it in the asshole
<joelteon> fuck the bot
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Who the fuck were all those strange people?

2013-10-29

<niggler> mother of fuck

2013-10-28

<alexgordon> fucking hell
<purr> <elliottcable> I'm racist as all fuck when it comes to sex
<niggler> fuck california?

2013-10-26

<ilnestpasunchat> i couldn't figure out who the fuck you were until i whois'd
<purr> whitequark: stop fucking doing that
<purr> whitequark: stop fucking doing that
<purr> cuttle: stop fucking doing that
<purr> cuttle: stop fucking doing that
<whitequark> purr: shut up, you're fucking boring.

2013-10-25

<purr> <locks> * notes to everyone, even elliott asks how the fuck does Paws work

2013-10-24

<joelteon> fuck me in the butt
<ELLIOTTCABLE> FUCKING EMOJI BOARD
<whitequark> what the fuck should one do with one's savings?
<purr> <whitequark> fuck, it's so big
<whitequark> ever since that fucktard adjacent to me started drilling his fucking walls for eight fucking hours a day

2013-10-23

<cuttle> linear algebra is fucking cool
<ELLIOTTCABLE> <alexgordon> reading this I get the impression that the reason apple is assembling stuff in the US is because jony ive wanted to make a Really Fucking Cool Factory
<alexgordon> reading this I get the impression that the reason apple is assembling stuff in the US is because jony ive wanted to make a Really Fucking Cool Factory
<yorickpeterse> FUCKING HIGHLIGHTS, I THOUGHT I FIXED THEM
<whitequark> and fuck that. the culture of worse is better. seriously, fuck it so much.
<whitequark> how about using. less. moving. parts. in. your. fucking. languages.
<joelteon> what the fuck is the Y for
<whitequark> including, surprise, actual audio equipment, what do you think it fucking uses
<whitequark> I mean, fucking look at Microsoft
<whitequark> that's pretty fucking bad
<jvulc> Android is fucking hell crackers.