00:07
<
alexgordon >
out of ALL the things I said
00:07
<
alexgordon >
including the stuff about fucking a squirrel
00:07
<
alexgordon >
the thing Nuck had an objection to, was that I said micah was religious??
00:08
* alexgordon
is lucky to have a common name, since he doesn't want to be associated with squirrel fucking
01:08
<
elliottcable >
alexgordon ⑊ lol.
01:09
<
alexgordon >
elliottcable! entertain me
01:09
<
alexgordon >
no, not like that
01:09
<
elliottcable >
busy. designing.
01:10
<
elliottcable >
trying to wrap my head around how to do what I want, with WebWorkers.
01:21
<
sephr >
elliottcable: inspired by that thing I linked you?
01:22
<
sephr >
you wont be able to do anything with web workers in safari
01:22
<
elliottcable >
why not?
01:22
<
elliottcable >
and not at all, just working on Paws stuff that happened to coincidentally line up.
01:28
<
elliottcable >
sephr ⑊ got an answer for me?
02:20
<
sephr >
elliottcable: well you can use web workers but youll be on the slowest javascript impl of every browser
02:20
<
sephr >
i dont get how you can call firefox slow
02:20
<
sephr >
when safari is measurably the slowest
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02:51
<
elliottcable >
sephr ⑊ I mean to *use*.
02:51
<
elliottcable >
Not getting into this argument. What a waste of time and effort.
02:52
<
elliottcable >
=\][/.
02:58
<
alexgordon >
safari is not slower than firefox
02:58
<
alexgordon >
tbh, who gives a fuck
02:58
<
alexgordon >
they're all fucking free
03:00
<
elliottcable >
oh em gee this is adorable
03:01
<
alexgordon >
elliottcable: now you know what I sound like!
03:01
<
elliottcable >
lol alexgordon
03:01
<
elliottcable >
buckets of lies
03:01
<
alexgordon >
bitbuckets
03:01
<
elliottcable >
-find bitcoin
03:01
<
alexgordon >
my humour is really suffering at this hour
03:01
<
elliottcable >
-find bitcoi
03:01
<
purr >
elliottcable: Found: how's the bitcoin doing?
03:01
<
elliottcable >
lol!
03:02
<
alexgordon >
elliottcable: yeah the price of bitcoin is going up everybody flocks to get their cash out of mtgox
03:03
<
elliottcable >
lol yep
03:03
<
elliottcable >
I'm rich!
03:04
<
alexgordon >
how many bitcoins do you have?
03:04
<
alexgordon >
BTW, we knew that already
03:04
<
elliottcable >
~16BTC, chump change, in my public identity; but I'll not say otherwise, as I wish to keep the majority of my wallet anonymous so I can spend it as I please.
03:05
<
elliottcable >
(brb buying all of the drugs?)
03:06
<
alexgordon >
even in the bitcoin world you are richer than me :(
03:06
<
alexgordon >
elliottcable: did you have a brain accident recently?
03:06
<
elliottcable >
how's that?
03:06
<
alexgordon >
you never used to say "LOL"
03:06
<
elliottcable >
A brain accident.
03:07
<
alexgordon >
like being bitten by a yeti
03:07
<
alexgordon >
or something
03:07
<
elliottcable >
That sounds like my skull sphincter opened up and dribbled some brain-matter down the back of my shirt without me noticing.
03:07
<
alexgordon >
you always used to say
03:07
<
alexgordon >
"/me laughs"
03:07
<
elliottcable >
And now everybody's walking around snickering at the pink stains on my underclothes, but nobody will tell me.
03:07
<
elliottcable >
Who knows, perhaps my identity's been stolen and I'm now somebody else.
03:07
<
alexgordon >
the thought did occur
03:08
<
elliottcable >
it's materially irrelevant though, because that new person is still writing software under my name, and appears to be just as insane.
03:08
<
alexgordon >
as did that one
03:08
<
alexgordon >
we think alike
03:08
<
alexgordon >
holy shit
03:08
<
alexgordon >
perhaps
*I* am elliottcable
03:08
* alexgordon
laughs
03:08
* elliottcable
straight-face
03:08
<
elliottcable >
You will never know.
03:09
<
alexgordon >
I challenge you to a cook-off!
03:09
<
elliottcable >
Here's the true test of elliottcableness.
03:09
<
elliottcable >
Did you ever think,
03:09
<
elliottcable >
DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS—
03:09
<
alexgordon >
only when sephr is in here
03:09
<
elliottcable >
I once taught a pair of friendly neophytes to use git using nothing but dicks and ducks.
03:10
<
alexgordon >
elliottcable has a spiral shaped penis
03:10
<
alexgordon >
I have a rhombus shaped penis
03:10
<
gkatsev >
so, he's a bird?
03:11
<
alexgordon >
a duck
03:11
<
alexgordon >
dicks and ducks
03:11
<
alexgordon >
gkatsev: why are you awake
03:11
<
gkatsev >
some other birds also have similarly shaped penises
03:11
<
gkatsev >
alexgordon: it's only 11pm
03:11
<
elliottcable >
gkatsev ⑊ timezone?
03:11
<
gkatsev >
alexgordon: why are you awake?
03:11
<
gkatsev >
I'm eastcoast
03:11
<
alexgordon >
it's only 4am
03:11
<
alexgordon >
oh wait you're the jewish one
03:11
<
alexgordon >
which one's the british one
03:12
* alexgordon
squints at the user list
03:12
<
gkatsev >
there's another guy who's in israel
03:12
<
gkatsev >
I'm in Boston.
03:12
<
elliottcable >
fuck Boston
03:12
<
alexgordon >
right.
03:12
<
elliottcable >
it doesn't have cookies.
03:12
<
gkatsev >
has plenty of cookies
03:12
<
elliottcable >
it probably doesn't even have dicks
*or* ducks.
03:12
<
gkatsev >
it has hosted
*the* maillard duck for a while
03:13
<
alexgordon >
so tired
03:13
<
gkatsev >
it gave an award for homosexual necrophillia in the maillard duck.
03:13
* alexgordon
attempts to change his centre of gravity so as to slide off his chair
03:13
<
alexgordon >
why is it
03:13
<
gkatsev >
alexgordon: why are you still awake?
03:14
<
alexgordon >
gkatsev: light is still on
03:14
<
gkatsev >
turn it off?
03:14
<
alexgordon >
can't reach
03:14
<
alexgordon >
too tired to get up
03:14
<
alexgordon >
I just keep IRCing
03:14
<
gkatsev >
don't move to like finland or iceland or w/e. You'll just not sleep for 8 months of the year.
03:14
<
alexgordon >
somehow I don't think my sleep schedule could be more fucked up
03:15
<
alexgordon >
unless I were elliottcable
03:15
<
gkatsev >
well, if light influences whether you sleep or not.
03:15
<
gkatsev >
they have light about 8 months of the year
03:15
<
gkatsev >
maybe even more depending on where you are exactly
03:15
<
alexgordon >
lol, well anybody would find it hard to sleep if there's a bright light on
03:15
<
elliottcable >
gkatsev ⑊ I grew up in Alaska, incase you weren't aware.
03:15
<
gkatsev >
elliottcable: I know
03:16
<
alexgordon >
I'm sitting on a chair, using my computer
03:16
<
gkatsev >
that's why blackout shades/blinds were invented
03:16
<
alexgordon >
(this sounds like some kind of sex line)
03:16
<
alexgordon >
about 3 metres away is a light switch
03:16
<
alexgordon >
can't... reach...
03:16
<
gkatsev >
through your computer at the lightswitch?
03:17
<
gkatsev >
through? what?
03:17
<
gkatsev >
*throw your computer at it
03:17
<
alexgordon >
it's around a corner
03:17
<
alexgordon >
can't get the right angle
03:17
<
gkatsev >
hope it bounces off the wall?
03:17
<
alexgordon >
what I need is a very long stick
03:17
<
alexgordon >
I NEED PORN, LOTS OF IT!
03:17
<
elliottcable >
Holy shit, this is a thing.
03:19
<
alexgordon >
I am getting up
03:19
<
alexgordon >
trying
03:19
<
elliottcable >
don't.
03:19
<
elliottcable >
stay down.
03:19
<
alexgordon >
*rape joke*
03:20
<
elliottcable >
god, now I'm horny.
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* elliottcable
pats gkatsev
03:24
<
elliottcable >
alexgordon ⑊ help me plan my Paws.js design around webworkers, bitch
03:24
<
elliottcable >
damnit, gkatsev, did you successfully make him go to bed?
03:25
<
alexgordon >
[04:19:31] <elliottcable> stay down.
03:25
<
alexgordon >
[04:19:59] <+alexgordon>
*rape joke*
03:25
<
alexgordon >
[04:20:53] <elliottcable> god, now I'm horny.
03:25
<
alexgordon >
[04:21:00] <gkatsev> >.<
03:25
<
gkatsev >
I didn't make him do anything
03:25
<
alexgordon >
if THAT doesn't make tumblr I don't know what will
03:25
<
elliottcable >
good point
03:25
<
elliottcable >
alexgordon ⑊ go add it
03:25
<
alexgordon >
don't know how
03:25
<
alexgordon >
tell me how
03:25
<
elliottcable >
pretty sure you have privs
03:26
<
alexgordon >
yes but
03:26
<
elliottcable >
oh. maybe not.
03:26
<
elliottcable >
got a tumblr account?
03:26
<
elliottcable >
just gimmie an e-mail addy
03:26
<
alexgordon >
somewhere?
03:26
<
alexgordon >
I dunno
03:26
<
elliottcable >
doesn't matter if it's your tumblr addy, I think.
03:26
<
alexgordon >
fuck it
03:26
<
elliottcable >
WAIT
03:26
<
elliottcable >
just made this
03:27
<
elliottcable >
CLICK THE DAMN LINK YOU TWAT
03:28
<
alexgordon >
"How old are you?" IT'S A TRAP
03:28
<
elliottcable >
are you not signed up for Tumblr? really!?
03:28
<
elliottcable >
I don't even
*like* Tumblr, but I have a damn account, jesus
03:28
<
alexgordon >
well I am
03:28
<
alexgordon >
somewhere
03:28
* alexgordon
puts in 42
03:29
<
elliottcable >
ALEXGORDON WHAT DO I DOOOOO
03:29
<
alexgordon >
elliottcable: ok how do I do this. "chat" item?
03:30
<
elliottcable >
copy-paste in
03:30
<
elliottcable >
remove timestamps please
03:30
<
elliottcable >
unless they're very relevant
03:30
<
elliottcable >
and normalize usernames (if anybody's using a weird username, like elliottcable__ or something)
03:30
<
elliottcable >
other than that, I don't give a shit.
03:32
<
alexgordon >
apparently not
03:32
<
elliottcable >
don't care.
03:32
<
elliottcable >
remember that time I trolled the everliving fuck out of nuck and, uh, I don't remember who, with that ‘get along’ shit?
03:33
<
elliottcable >
it was SO FUNNY. I died A LOT.
03:33
<
alexgordon >
elliottcable: DONE
03:34
<
elliottcable >
link it here
03:34
<
alexgordon >
elliottcable: le petit mort beaucoup?
03:34
<
elliottcable >
I don't speak Simlish.
03:35
<
alexgordon >
LOL ^ jeannicolas
03:35
<
alexgordon >
time for bed
03:35
<
alexgordon >
otherwise I won't be awake for eurovision, and THAT would be terrible!
03:35
<
elliottcable >
jeannicolas ⑊ holy shit, you're in here again?
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<
elliottcable >
damnit somebody talk to meeeeeeeeeeeeee
03:40
<
elliottcable >
lol Stumbler
03:40
<
Stumbler >
Damn, I'm behind the times, I had to look up o7 :(
03:40
* Stumbler
walks away shamefully
03:42
<
Stumbler >
you said before that you had your irc client running on the same machine, logical inference seems to imply that the irc client is remote. Browser based interface?
03:42
<
Stumbler >
wrote it yourself?
03:42
<
elliottcable >
nope
03:42
<
elliottcable >
irssi <3
03:46
<
devyn >
elliottcable: your tumblr post made me check out what's going on
03:46
<
elliottcable >
devyn ⑊ not mine, alexgordon's
03:46
<
elliottcable >
also lol
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04:00
<
Stumbler >
How did I end up here again?
04:01
<
Stumbler >
I seem to have fallen into a death spiral following chat logs from an array of irc bots
04:15
<
elliottcable >
lol Stumbler
04:15
<
elliottcable >
probably started in #Node.js
04:15
<
elliottcable >
where you joined #purr, when you should have joined #elliottcable.
04:15
<
Stumbler >
But I'm in both
04:16
<
Stumbler >
purr isn't as active as I was hoping :(
04:16
* elliottcable
laughs
04:16
<
elliottcable >
because it's quiet in here.
04:16
<
elliottcable >
-wat
04:16
<
purr >
elliottcable: what the ever loving fuck are you saying
04:16
<
elliottcable >
-what
04:16
<
purr >
<elliottcable> I wish Linux made Adobe ports. I'd run Linux on my Photoshop... and then Gimp on my Linux
04:16
<
elliottcable >
-what
04:16
<
purr >
<gqbrielle> Nuck: lol darkf thinks he's the new you
04:16
<
elliottcable >
-what
04:16
<
purr >
<alexgordon> dude you've been using git longer than linus
04:17
<
Stumbler >
lol, I guess that's better than silence
04:18
<
Stumbler >
Wow, that last linux/adobe quote made me epiphany hardcore
04:18
<
Stumbler >
but only for a minute, when I realized I wasn't stoned and snapped out of it.
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05:15
<
audy >
VERY CLEVER ELLIOTTCABLES
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<
micahjohnston >
elliottcable: I think you'd like this
19:22
<
micahjohnston >
elliottcable: saw them live last night (they're from slc)
19:24
<
micahjohnston >
elliottcable: elliottcable elliottcable real life
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