2013-03-07

<whitequark> Nuck: THAT IS FUCKING CORRECT
<whitequark> now they do require passport, but because it's a fucking oppressive regimen
<Nuck> The difference there lies in that Apple is fucking OCD about battery life and will do crazy shit elsewhere to get that 8 hour mark :P
<whitequark> purr: fuck off
<whitequark> why the fuck do they put quad-cores in smartphones
<whitequark> because the kernel is totally fucked up
<whitequark> I've SGS2 now and while the hardware is fine--actually what it could withstand is amazing--but the software is really, really fucked up
<vil> and fuck Windows
<purrr> System/Master e28c542 elliottcable: `woman` to pipe manpages into Preview. Fuck fixed-width.
<purr> <alexgordon> fuck C++ up the comma operator

2013-03-05

<Splacknuck> elliott keeps telling me to switch to Terminal.app but my terminfo for that is all fucked up and I'm too lazy to fix it
<Splacknuck> "Mother fucking son of a fucking bitch, I hit the space bar, sorry."

2013-03-04

<Splacknuck> ... I don't even think it fucking used it
<Splacknuck> I'd assume I already have the headers for that, so why the fuck doesn't it link against those?
<sanitypassing> because fuck you is why
<Splacknuck> Why the fuck does YouCompleteMe need a full copy of Clang's source code?
<Splacknuck> Gizmodo fucked up and mistook Republic of Korea to be NORTH Korea.
<Nuck> Also brb setting this up, because this is fucking useful
<Nuck> ... Why the fuck?
<vil> what the actual fuck
<Nuck> Like, you can't launch it, or does the pasteboard fuck up?
<vil> FUCK YES

2013-03-02

<elliottcable> bbl, love you all, keep in touch micahjohnston_, and go fucking make fucking things
<alexteabaggordon> now if only marriott hotels could have PROPER FUCKING INTERNET then it would be fine
<elliottcable> ignore the fucked-up hand.
<alexteabaggordon> when the fuck did #elliottcable become #convincemicahtobreakupandscrewlotsofgirlsincollege ?
<elliottcable> th'fuck of value is in Massateuchetsts.
<alexteabaggordon> then mmap it with PROT_EXEC and run the fucking thing!
<elliottcable> expensive as all ungodly fuck.
<elliottcable> so it was amazing how much “just came back” after eleven fucking years, as soon as I clipped my boots in.
<elliottcable> She's a hardcore snowboarder chick. Not my kind of thing at all ... I used to ski when I was little, so I tried to pick it back up for this trip, but I fucking suck.
<Nuck> Why is reality gettng as fucked up as our wats?
<Nuck> what the fuck

2013-03-01

<elliottcable> My best advice: You're struggling enough with the concepts as it is (which is to be expected, it's difficult); fuck this guy. Drop out, and learn it elsewhere. *Maybe* take the class again later, if you need the credit badly, after having learned it well.
<elliottcable> This instructor's instructions and shit are fucking incomprehensible.
<elliottcable> wat actual fuck is this shit
<elliottcable> alexandertea ⑊ wat fuck is that
<Nuck> ... when the fuck did I say that?
<purr> <Nuck> when the fuck was I a seahorse

2013-02-28

<Nuck> Going through my favstar... who the fuck is @RichardR on Twitter and why did they retweet my comment about elliott? o_O
<purr> micahjohnston_: stop fucking doing that

2013-02-27

<vil> fuck it
<vil> the fuck is that
<Nuck> Fucking Apple compiled without support for ECDSA
<alexgordon> gqbrielle: actually he said he's going for a pairing audition, so it could be a date. Fuck if I know
<alexgordon> no fuck him
<gqbrielle> the last three times i've been in here for 20+ minutes and no one's been fucking here
<vil> also why the fuck would you not have tmux installed

2013-02-26

<alexgordon> oh. yes. but seriously what the FUCK is up with ruby's syntax?
<alexgordon> even matz didn't give a fuck, as evidenced by the design
<alexgordon> the tmbundle is fucked
<elliottcable> what the fuck
<elliottcable> you fucked this up royally somehow
<Nuck> I still don't get how the fuck they get that much sunlight in the biodome thingy
<Nuck> Oh great I get to create my own pile of shit GUI toolkit in this fucking class
<Nuck> Hi10P is fucking awesome.
<Nuck> devyn: Oh don't get me wrong, I know it's not bad, I actually think it's fucking creative, but it mindfucks so many developers that the name can be split up
<alexgordon> who the fuck is notalexgordon

2013-02-25

<purr> <locks> * notes to everyone, even elliott asks how the fuck does Paws work
<Nuck> Okay yeah I have no fucking clue what's going on in steins;gate but I dig it.
<Nuck> When the fuck did he say that?

2013-02-24

<purr> <Nuck> elliottcable fucks nothing but the best globes.

2013-02-23

<whitequark> fucking nodejs
<alexgordon> oh. fuck yeah. CompilerInstance

2013-02-22

<purr> <elliottcable> fuck YES
<Nuck> I just ran it through ImageOptim.app, which is fucking amazin
<Nuck> Oh thanks Bugzilla, limiting password length to 16 characters BUT NOT FUCKING TELLING ME
<elliottcable> fuck this bind shit
<elliottcable> “I carry arms. I know how to use them. Don't fuck with me, or my people. Our vote counts, and more than just because it buys you corporate fuckers a new jet.” (if you want to get all 99% about it)
<Nuck> Okay, what the fuck, Chrome
<elliottcable> fucking fuck, I'm halfway there
<elliottcable> is fucn as fuck
<elliottcable> Nuck ⑊ that doesn't "fuck it up" unless you want to use `this`
<Nuck> The later arguments are fucking it up
<whitequark> and why the fuck [82,108].sort() returns [108,82]
<whitequark> dammit, fucking plus
<elliottcable> whitequark ⑊ it's fucking excellent

2013-02-21

<whitequark> I mean, it's fucking SIMPLE notifier process
<whitequark> what the fuck is vvvvvv
<elliottcable> if you want to talk endofunctors or category theory or what the fuck ever, poke devyn, micahjohnston, and alexgordon
<whitequark> on this notebook, I've had to fuck with PCIe ASPM to figure out why doesn't it enumerate new USB devices anymore if I plug out the AC power!!!
<elliottcable> despite all the patches, obscure information, and fucked-up quirks.
<elliottcable> I was relatively happy with Linux on an Air, back when Airs were fuck-snappin' new.
<whitequark> what the fuck, it just worked this case
<elliottcable> People would always complain, and I would always tell them to fuck right off.
<elliottcable> mmm, it chokes on colour escapes, but so does everything-th'fuck-else.