alexgordon changed the topic of #elliottcable to: https://gist.github.com/atg/0c323cc4b80c7372d05de77ab39b5d32 slash-𝕯𝖊𝖓-𝖔𝖋-𝕯𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖉-𝕯𝖆𝖒𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖘 || #ELLIOTTCABLE is not about ELLIOTTCA
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> hello!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Pyrrh_ met a cloudhead! excellent!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> woah pikajude idk what's happening in that photo but I love it
<Pyrrh_> ELLIOTTCABLE I did and I even did it all by myself :o
<jfhbrook> I just realized that keyboard from earlier
<jfhbrook> is artisanally-handcrafted
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I gave nexxy my daskeyboard
<jfhbrook> yeah but das keyboards aren't artisanally handcrafted
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jfhbrook: hm?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wut
<ELLIOTTCABLE> this WhiteFox is weirdly attractive
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and I *hate* high-profile keyboards
<ELLIOTTCABLE> For a looooong time, the MB869LL/A was My Keyboard™ and my *only* keyboard
<jfhbrook> my high school had what I think was a Dell-rebranded model M
<jfhbrook> I loved that thing
<ELLIOTTCABLE> basically since idk2007orw/e, every time my previous MB869LL/A went kaput, I'd try Some Other Keyboard, because they are always becoming harder to find
<jfhbrook> I bought the clickingest keyboard I could from the thrift store, ancient but otherwise unremarkable
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and every time, I'd get fed up, sell/give away/return the Other Keyboard, and ebay myself another MB869LL/A -_-
<jfhbrook> my mom lent it to a family friend that broke one of the keys and chucked it
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<jfhbrook> thinking it was just a piece of garbage
<jfhbrook> I was very ;_;
<ELLIOTTCABLE> the new ‘Magic Keyboard’ was a fucking miracle. “What? Apple is revisiting the design they abandoned, and the only one I can stand to type on!?!?”
<jfhbrook> but now I can afford a das keybaord and macbook laptop keyboards aren't *awful* so
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jfhbrook: hahaha
<ELLIOTTCABLE> do you like the butterfly keys? I can't help but hate them )'=
<audy> hi
<purr> audy: hi!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> audy!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm going on a date with a bioinformatics grrl tomorrow
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I thought of you!
<jfhbrook> butterfly keys?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jfhbrook: the macbook's keys that everyone hates
<jfhbrook> oh, no I dislike most laptop keyboards
<jfhbrook> but out of all the laptop keyboards, the macbook's is so far the least shitty
<jfhbrook> like I can type on it without getitn gmad
<jfhbrook> getting*
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ooooo MB869LL/A's have come down since the Magic Keyboard became a thing
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I remember when they sold aftermarket for like $150
<ELLIOTTCABLE> now they're down to $50-ish on ebay
<jfhbrook> oh, funny thing
<jfhbrook> that s and d keys on my macbook have wear spots on them
<jfhbrook> you can't really read the s or d anymore they're white blobs cause I wore the paint off with my incessant typing!
<audy> ELLIOTTCABLE: perl scripts
<audy> that magic keyboard looks nice
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I love the new one, yeah
<ELLIOTTCABLE> the wild thing is how *huge* the Magic Trackpad is
<audy> i forgot they made those
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's literally more than 3/5ths the size of the Magic Keyboard.
<audy> I guess mice are done
<audy> maybe apple will make a magic track ball
<gkatsev> maggic 8 ball
<audy> heh
<gkatsev> magic*
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I loooooooooooove my trackball
<ELLIOTTCABLE> trackball r lov, trackball r lif
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -best track ball
<purr> TRACKBALL IS BESTBALL
<pikajude> hi ELLIOTTCABLE
<pikajude> i see you pinged me
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 'sup with your keyboard
<pikajude> nothing
<pikajude> new caps
<pikajude> might sleep at the office
<pikajude> drive home is too long
<ELLIOTTCABLE> pikajude: ur mom is a cap
<ELLIOTTCABLE> pikajude: how do you sleep in the office?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that sounds horrific
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> who and what is a pelegreno tho
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<pikajude> ELLIOTTCABLE: It is
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> hlelo
* ELLIOTTCABLE hugs purr
* purr rr
<ELLIOTTCABLE> UGH MY JS-LIFE IS HELL RIGHT NOW
<ELLIOTTCABLE> )'=
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<alexgordon> my twitter is so boring
<alexgordon> retweets ruined twitter
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<pikajude> Finally gave my soul away
<pikajude> and bought a comcast subscription
<pikajude> Here I am
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<Pyrrh_> pikajude welcome to the dark side :(
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<pikajude> my monthly budget is now -$35 after therapy
<Pyrrh_> :c
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<jfhbrook> what happened there pikajude ?
<pikajude> an extra $900/mo
<jfhbrook> comcast bill that big, huh?
<jfhbrook> (my insurance covers my therapy excepting for ~$30/visit)
<pikajude> Since my therapist is out of network, my insurance covers 40% of it
<pikajude> And I have to fax in the claims
<jfhbrook> dang
<jfhbrook> I selected insurance that allows for out-of-network
<jfhbrook> gonna try to do that again but we'll see
<jfhbrook> I'm actually scared that the health insurance at univisition turns out to be substantially worse than the insurance at conde nast
<pikajude> i didn't get to pick insurance
<pikajude> work did it for me
<pikajude> yeah health insurance is fucking shite
<jfhbrook> oh, work gave me a choice of 3
<jfhbrook> I took a high premium for more flexibility
<jfhbrook> luckily it seems BCBS is accepted almost everywhere so
<pikajude> rats
<pikajude> UHC certainly isn't
<jfhbrook> by "almost everywhere" I mean
<jfhbrook> doctors are willing to bill it
<jfhbrook> idk if that's the same as being in-network
<pikajude> that's in-network
<pikajude> with out of network you get an invoice and fax a form to the insurance company
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<jfhbrook> I got fucked by that once
<jfhbrook> or twice
<ELLIOTTCABLE> hi
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: hi!
<jfhbrook> hi
<purr> jfhbrook: hi!
<jfhbrook> purr: hey gurl
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Pyrrh_: Y NOOO
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that avatar was great
<ELLIOTTCABLE> also wtf I thought your head was half-shaved
<Pyrrh_> ELLIOTTCABLE Y no what?? Also it is but it's the underside 8D
<Pyrrh_> DON'T WORRY I CAN CHANGE IT BACK
<Pyrrh_> power of the internet
<ELLIOTTCABLE> underside, what
<ELLIOTTCABLE> come write javascript for me
<ELLIOTTCABLE> github.com/elliottcable/giraphe
<Pyrrh_> busy writing SQL though :o
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh god that's worse
<Pyrrh_> ...a giraffe filled with whipped cream?
<Pyrrh_> Now I am intrigued
<ELLIOTTCABLE> can we talk about how fucking awesome the original song for that ad I tweeted is
<ELLIOTTCABLE> lolol Pyrrh_
<purr> lololol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Since the first commit-message on any project is, by definition, meaningless,
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I opted a decade ago to always use a (... mildly?) relevant quote as the first commit-message
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Paws' is my favourite, b/cuz it's Pooh Bear :3
<Pyrrh_> I youtubed the song since I don't spotify these days and I like this
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh wait no I lied
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -_-
<Pyrrh_> lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> man I double-lied, even the original branch isn't a *quote*, it's a definition
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ahhhhh here's the Pooh one, it was a different project
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ... and this one, which used THE SAME QUOTE?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm kinda pissed at my past self rn
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Pyrrh_: just watch the video I tweeted
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's where the song's from
<Pyrrh_> ELLIOTTCABLE the perfume ad?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yah
<Pyrrh_> what is even?
<Pyrrh_> it's like a trainwreck
<Pyrrh_> I can't look away
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I love it
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<Pyrrh_> also re: the underside being shaved I totes have a photo of it just after the dressing was removed
<Pyrrh_> ELLIOTTCABLE wanna seeeee?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> underside?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> dressing!?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> you dress up your scalp
<ELLIOTTCABLE> are there tiny, rounded dressings
<ELLIOTTCABLE> dresses*
<Pyrrh_> totally
<Pyrrh_> if by 'dresses' you mean 'stitches'
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gotta replace alllll this mess
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<Pyrrh_> ELLIOTTCABLE okay here http://oi68.tinypic.com/2m2jmm1.jpg
<ELLIOTTCABLE> cool hat http://ell.io/i1a9DM
<Pyrrh_> :') It's my favorite one
<ELLIOTTCABLE> why is there Klingon written next to the incision, was your doctor Starfleet
<Pyrrh_> I think so
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so what's the story here, c'mmon, spill
<ELLIOTTCABLE> was your brain a crab
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Congenital Crabinosis
<ELLIOTTCABLE> dangerous stuff
<Pyrrh_> in any case now I'm kind of upset that I changed my twitter photo cause I can't find the one I had before :c
<Pyrrh_> Totes
<ELLIOTTCABLE> symptoms include a tendency to walk sideways and drool
<Pyrrh_> yeah I did have to have some minor brain surgery earlier this year though
<Pyrrh_> so
<Pyrrh_> I got a sweet scar and a lot of post-op pain out of the deal
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ‘minor’ there's an incision the length of my fore-arm
<ELLIOTTCABLE> O_O
<Pyrrh_> NO BIG DEAL I SWEAR I'M NOT IN DENIAL
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Terr Rei FYI ing
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wait you only have 24 followers WHAT HOW
<Pyrrh_> cause I'm shiny and new
<Pyrrh_> no one knows who I ammmm
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ✨
<ELLIOTTCABLE> how are you ... new
<ELLIOTTCABLE> WAS THE SURGERY TO REPLACE YOUR HOST'S BRAIN WITH YOU, A TURING-COMPLETE ARTIFICIAL SENTIENCE
<Pyrrh_> Yes
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wh, what happened to, the host ...
<Pyrrh_> as one classmate put it --
<Pyrrh_> I finally got my brain module installed
<Pyrrh_> it was long overdue. most people get them at birth
* ELLIOTTCABLE grubhubs
<Pyrrh_> also I'm new cause I just joined twitter like a few weeks ago
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -wholoves twitter
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: twitter is loved by incomprehensibly.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that is ... not what I expected
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -wholoves the cock'
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: the cock' is loved by no one :(
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -wholoves the cock
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: the cock is loved by elliottcable and Navarr.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Navarr <3
<Navarr> @.@
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Navarr!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> you still exist!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> are you currently breaking up with your girlfriend?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> we were talking about you the other day :3
<Navarr> I'm married, with a child
<ELLIOTTCABLE> WHAT.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Is it with the girl you were constantly breaking up with in 2012?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> or maybe it was 2011
<Navarr> Yes.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> omg!
<Navarr> I'm not sure why you're surprised lol
<purr> lolwut
<ELLIOTTCABLE> BABY
<ELLIOTTCABLE> AND FIhBIh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I approve
<ELLIOTTCABLE> BABeh*
<ELLIOTTCABLE> why are there paper towels on top of the couch
<Navarr> Thanks? Not that I needed it :p
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -learn fihbih http://i.imgur.com/d0YPlLE.jpg
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: SyntaxError: Syntax is `learn ( [alias] foo = bar | foo =~ s/expression/replace/gi )`.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -learn fihbih = http://i.imgur.com/d0YPlLE.jpg
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Learned `fihbih`.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> UAF ugh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> hello
<ELLIOTTCABLE> guiiiiiiise be fran
<Navarr> what the fuck is paws
<ELLIOTTCABLE> lol Navarr
<purr> lol
* ELLIOTTCABLE pats