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<ELLIOTTCABLE> does anybody here have clang installed through homebrew, and would do me a quick favour?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> lol ohai, Pyrrh
<purr> undefined
<ELLIOTTCABLE> can you `locate assert.h`, and possibly check `/usr/local/Cellar/llvm/3.8.1/lib/clang/3.8.1/include` or whatever applies for your version? I think I've ... lost ... a header
<Pyrrh> Hullo there, ELLIOTTCABLE :P
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wtactualfuck
<jfhbrook> lololol
<jfhbrook> that's honestly pretty amazing
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jfhbrook: ggggggrgh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jfhbrook: can you check? >:
<jfhbrook> what do you mean by check
<jfhbrook> oh, can I do that thing
<jfhbrook> yeah
<ELLIOTTCABLE> lawlawl
<jfhbrook> I, uhh
<jfhbrook> I have to
<jfhbrook> create the locate database?
<jfhbrook> I don't have that clang folder
<jfhbrook> I have a significantly older version of llvm on here though, apparently
<jfhbrook> oh
<jfhbrook> maybe I need to install clang via homebrew
<jfhbrook> too bad I decided to upgrade everything!
<jfhbrook> wow, it also takes foreverrrr to generate the locate db
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<alexgordon> sup all
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jfhbrook: yes, yes it does
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: MUCH MISSED HI YAY OMG
<alexgordon> SUP ELLIOTT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: I love you , will you marry me, I've known for so long that you were the one but never had the gumption to tell you
<jfhbrook> also taking forever: whatever the hell homebrew is trying to compile rn
<ELLIOTTCABLE> also can you run these commands
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: I MADE A COMMENT ABOUT JAPANESE GIRLS' ARMS ON SLACK AND IT MADE ME THINK OF YOU
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “does anybody here have clang installed through homebrew, and would do me a quick favour?”
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: wat.
<purr> beep.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “can you `locate assert.h`, and possibly check `/usr/local/Cellar/llvm/3.8.1/lib/clang/3.8.1/include` or whatever applies for your version? I think I've ... lost ... a header”
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ah, we lost cmiek and ajf; but there's still a Coraline!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Coraline, meet alexgordon and joshua (jfhbrook)
<Coraline> I am here
<Coraline> Hihi
<ELLIOTTCABLE> there's a character in the Charles Stross book I'm reading
<ELLIOTTCABLE> (coincidentally, an Actual Elf, basically, but in the dark Lovecraftian sense, not the positive fantasy-gnomes-and-dwarves sense)
<ELLIOTTCABLE> who's always saying “YesYes”, as one word, capitalized like that
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so, YesYes, HiHi
<ELLIOTTCABLE> cf. alva, whom is, I presume, the friendlier aloof kind, not the horror-race from a neighbouring causal narrative
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh. fine.
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<alexgordon> oops what happened?
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: I'M BACK
<ELLIOTTCABLE> phew
<alexgordon> lol the server kicked me off? dunno
<purr> lol.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I kinda want a Transit van or a RAM ProMaster or something
<jfhbrook> my god
<jfhbrook> locate is done
<ELLIOTTCABLE> *checks ebay motors*
<jfhbrook> and boy do I have a lot of assert headers
<ELLIOTTCABLE> o dam thats cheat
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: ...why
<ELLIOTTCABLE> cheap
<jfhbrook> mozilla-central? o_o
<jfhbrook> I'll grep clang
<ELLIOTTCABLE> about the same price as that time I tried to buy a firetruck
<jfhbrook> hm
<jfhbrook> yeah not too helpful
<jfhbrook> I'll lyk when I brew install clang, I started a brew upgrade that's been building god knows what for a half hour
* ELLIOTTCABLE dicks around
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jfhbrook: wait tho
<audy> <3 charlie stross
<purr> Let it be known that audy hearts charlie stross.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jfhbrook: real quick: `ls /usr/local`, does exist?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -wholoves stross
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: stross is loved by no one :(
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -wholoves audy
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: audy is loved by no one :(
<ELLIOTTCABLE> <3 audy
<purr> Let it be known that ELLIOTTCABLE hearts audy.
<jfhbrook> I have /usr/local yeah
<alexgordon> -wholoves alexgordon
<purr> alexgordon: alexgordon is loved by devyn, locks, battlecollie, elliottcable, gqbrielle, micahjohnston, Navarr, prophile, incomprehensibly, ec, vil, whitequark, Harlequin, cuttle, and gq.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wait not what I meant
<jfhbrook> wait
<ELLIOTTCABLE> `ls /usr/include`
<alexgordon> damn, I just paged the whole channel
<jfhbrook> /usr/local/CODEOFCONDUCT.md
<jfhbrook> lolwut
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Homebrew's CoC
<jfhbrook> wow
<alexgordon> haha what
<jfhbrook> good that they have one I guess
<jfhbrook> weird that it's in my /usr/local
<alexgordon> if I delete that will anything break?
<alexgordon> weird as hell
<alexgordon> well, it's gone, we'll see
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jfhbrook: but: does have /usr/include on your system? because I don't, and I can't remember if that's normal on a Mac
<jfhbrook> I have no /usr/include
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ah phew
<jfhbrook> I think that's normal
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I was worried I was finally seeing the aftermath of the erstwhile `rm -rf /` fiasco
<ELLIOTTCABLE> although why it'd have started with a sub-directory of `/usr`, which starts with ‘u’, idk.
<jfhbrook> oh, homebrew printed out something
<jfhbrook> well at least it's still *doing* something I *guess*
<ELLIOTTCABLE> lma
<ELLIOTTCABLE> o
<pikajude> **
<ELLIOTTCABLE> WHY DO I WANT THIS SO BAD
<jfhbrook> why do you want what so bad?
<alexgordon> a van?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> http://ell.io/i11sEr
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> ALEXGORDON STAHP
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<jfhbrook> ELLIOTTCABLE you should get it in a trailer format so you can tow it behind a motor home
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE lol
<purr> lolwut
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: I mean, why?
<alva> ALOOF?
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<Coraline> alva has no loof
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<alexgordon> ugh
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<pikajude> u
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<ELLIOTTCABLE>
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon stop quitting
<alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: don't know how
<alexgordon> I mean, that one was due to sleeping
<alexgordon> but the disconnections I have no control over
<ELLIOTTCABLE> weiiiiird
<pikajude> Stop man
<Coraline> That's peer's fault
<Coraline> Peer is a big jerk.
* alexgordon is going to bed now
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<meowrobot> they call trial by jury being judged by your peers
<meowrobot> if those peers are anything like this peer we're screwed
<ELLIOTTCABLE> meowrobot: hi!
<meowrobot> ELLIOTTCABLE: hi hi
<meowrobot> how're you doin
<ELLIOTTCABLE> good mood, exciting things
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<meowrobot> neat
<meowrobot> same, here
<meowrobot> i was at a party tonight, i had fun
<meowrobot> i wish i could go out more though lol
<purr> lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> why don't / can't
<meowrobot> money and health, mainly
<meowrobot> the latter could be helped a ton by the former but the one who earns money in this house is very irresponsible
<meowrobot> i live in long island, and the doctors i have to see are in the city, so i need to take a very expensive train and most of the time, cabs too
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<pikajude> ok
<pikajude> i paid my hospital bill that went to collections
<pikajude> and i paid my psychiatrist
<pikajude> still need to pay my therapist, cancel the appointment i have scheduled tomorrow (because i can't afford it), and drive to santa cruz to pay a parking ticket in person
<pikajude> because they don't accept mail or online payment in santa cruz
<pikajude> the DMV still hasn't sent my updated registration sticker so
<pikajude> god help us all
<pikajude> nobody else I know has this much trouble managing their life
<pikajude> what's the deal anyway
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> wtf santa cruz, wtf
<ELLIOTTCABLE> pikajude: I definitely have that much trouble, *and* I have nearly unlimited resources.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> But I also share that feel of “what the fuck, how do ‘normal people’ just coast through, with everything always coming together and staying on track?”
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I suspect it's a mental-illness / organizational-failure thing, and possibly, at least for *me*, a scheduling thing
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Having a dayjob that forces you onto a daily schedule for months, years, at a stretch, seems to seriously organize-away *dozens* of life-problems for the people I hang out with.
<pikajude> ELLIOTTCABLE: I have a day job and it doesn't help at all
<pikajude> I'm still an embarrassing mess
<ELLIOTTCABLE> lmao <3 pikajude
<ELLIOTTCABLE> WELL I GETCHOO BABE
<pikajude> Help
<pikajude> well I injured some connective tissue in my neck so I'm supposed to take a shit ton of ibuprofen to inhibit the swelling
<pikajude> I was going to the gym 6 days a week and it was great
<pikajude> Now it's depressing