alexgordon changed the topic of #elliottcable to: https://gist.github.com/atg/0c323cc4b80c7372d05de77ab39b5d32 slash-๐•ฏ๐–Š๐–“-๐–”๐–‹-๐•ฏ๐–Š๐–™๐–Š๐–—๐–’๐–Ž๐–“๐–Š๐–‰-๐•ฏ๐–†๐–’๐–˜๐–Š๐–‘๐–˜ || #ELLIOTTCABLE is not about ELLIOTTCA
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<ec> hello
<ec> woah, whitequark is here!?
<ec> whitequark: for a long wile this room was named ##Hat
<ec> I got tired of people calling me egotistical for naming a room after myself :P
<ec> also iirc that was around the time alexgordon got ops and banned everyone from here so maybe that was related? idk
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<alexgordon> whitequark: ec: I seek forgiveness for my sins
<ec> Pyrrh, Pyrrh_, which ever you are: haaaave y'met whitequark?
<Pyrrh_> I am here
<Pyrrh_> and I have not!
<Pyrrh_> lurking
<Pyrrh_> whitequark hello
<Pyrrh_> I am Pyrrh
<ec> Pyrrh / Pyrrh_: I FORGOT YOU HAVE A SHELTIE IMMEDIATELY SEND MORE PICS D:
<Pyrrh_> please hold
<ec> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
<ec> -find ell.io
<purr> ec: Found: micahjohnston, logs, :d, fuck you, and whitequark
<ec> hm none of those are dog
<ec> -find tucker
<ec> that is dog!
<alexgordon> why are there so many Pyrrhs
<ec> -find max
<purr> ec: Found: nicecup
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<Pyrrh^> -nicecup
<purr> Pyrrh^: com.sun.java.swing.plaf.nimbus.InternalFrameInternalFrameTitlePaneInternalFrameTitlePaneMaximizeButtonWindowNotFocusedState
<Pyrrh^> -find java
<purr> Pyrrh^: a good sandwich
<Pyrrh^> I, okay
<Pyrrh^> anyway
<Pyrrh_> ack I have been cloned
<Pyrrh_> that looks a lot like my dog actually but
<Pyrrh_> is not!
<Pyrrh^> ugh I am very upset at tesla
<Pyrrh^> Model S, Model 3, Model X, Model Y
<Pyrrh^> เฒ _เฒ 
<Pyrrh^> -diaproval
<Pyrrh^> S 3 X Y
<Pyrrh^> -toaptdoival
<Pyrrh^> -diaptovial
<purr> Pyrrh^: diaptoval, diaptoval forever
<Pyrrh^> -diaptoval
<Pyrrh^> yes that
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<Pyrrh_> lmao, s3xy is not a very logical naming convention unless you want 1337-sexy
<Pyrrh_> YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED
<Pyrrh_> dog photo unlocked
<alexgordon> Pyrrh^: hahaha
<alexgordon> <+Pyrrh^>-find java
<alexgordon> <@purr>Pyrrh^: a good sandwich
<Pyrrh_> Pyrrh^ now I am lost in a tunnel of flickr :o halp
<Pyrrh_> what have you done
<Pyrrh^> tunnel of flickr
<Pyrrh^> trying to do the math on the cost-of-ownership of a Model 3, and I broke the Edmunds lease calculator
<Pyrrh^> it's trying to tell me the lease will be $US -347 / mo
<Pyrrh^> negative.
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<Pyrrh_> negative is the best price
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jfhbrook: why don't you have a shetland yet
<jfhbrook> what, a dog?
<jfhbrook> I already have one pet
<jfhbrook> I don't want another one
<jfhbrook> also, no offence to parakeets, but no more birds after this
<jfhbrook> he's chill but nah
<ELLIOTTCABLE> get u a shetland jfhbrook
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ficomg bords
<ELLIOTTCABLE> get u a shetland
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Pyrrh_: get in on this
<ELLIOTTCABLE> PYRRH PRESSURE PYRRH PRESSURE
<Pyrrh_> jfhbrook shelties are where it's at
<Pyrrh_> also A+ that's the proper pronunciation :D
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I mean, you did tell me?
<Pyrrh_> DID I!?
<Pyrrh_> I am surprise
* ELLIOTTCABLE pats Pyrrh_
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -find mem
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Found: memory?, #elliottcable, memory?!, gqbe, and lost
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -memory?
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: elliottcable has none. (Except what he stores in purr!)
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -memory?!
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: well, apparently elliottcable has one sometimes.
<Pyrrh_> lmao
<ELLIOTTCABLE> well-played, purr
<ELLIOTTCABLE> well-played
* ELLIOTTCABLE hugs purr
* purr rr
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ugh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so fucking bored
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Pyrrh_: wanna help me build a thing?
<jfhbrook> I have a thing I said I would build
<jfhbrook> I haven't touched it
<jfhbrook> I'm bad at software
<jfhbrook> I'm so burned out
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jfhbrook: help me build my thing instead, because that is somehow a solution to your problem! ;)
<jfhbrook> no I'm too tired
<jfhbrook> I can't even
<jfhbrook> that's the thing
* ELLIOTTCABLE hugs jfhbrook
<jfhbrook> if I could even
<jfhbrook> I'd fix ecstatic's docs so people stop using http-server
<ELLIOTTCABLE> we need an #ELLIOTTCABLE meetup where we just hug
<ELLIOTTCABLE> :3
<jfhbrook> and build microservice fizzbuzz
<jfhbrook> and start the solr-based health tracking project
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm hungry
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Pyrrh_: I mean, I guuuueeeesssssss ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ
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<whitequark> hi Pyrrh_
<ELLIOTTCABLE> whitequark!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> whatever have I done to deserve your return :3
<whitequark> I wondered what ##Hat was.
<whitequark> I noticed that irclogger.com is still alive, and still awful, because I was going through this uh...
<ELLIOTTCABLE> still alive, and still awful
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I lol'd
<purr> undefined
<whitequark> because I was migrating all my infrastructure on a new server and I took the opportunity to make sure that all logged irc channels comply to freenode guidelines
<whitequark> which say that logged channels must mention the fact in the topic
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I've never understood that
<whitequark> because I was trying to fix my infra and move it to ansible and also move irclogger to PostgreSQL, which would give it full-text search capability
<ELLIOTTCABLE> almost all clients already log by default
<whitequark> which, btw, finally works
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so almost every single channel is logged
<whitequark> publicly logged
<whitequark> so this is basically the end of a week-long yak shave.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> pragmatically, I get the difference
<ELLIOTTCABLE> weel!?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> week*
<ELLIOTTCABLE> holy shiiiiit
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that is WAY more time and effort than I could ever put into anything irc-related, lol
<whitequark> oh, no, that wasn't irc-related
<ELLIOTTCABLE> hence purr probably saying undefined --v
<whitequark> I spent the week learning ansible and untangling the infra that just sort of accumulated since uh.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> hm. no response at all. even more puzzling. ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ
<whitequark> I think this server dates back to 2008?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ansible is, uh, something to do with docker? do I recall correctly?
<whitequark> I have mail since 2010
<whitequark> nothing whatsoever
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I thoroughly need to containerize the few things purr's server still does -_-
<whitequark> ansible is ...
<ELLIOTTCABLE> bye-bye Sarah, hello CoreOS
<whitequark> imagine if you wrote a shell script to set up a server from scratch
<whitequark> now imagine if it was idempotent so you could run it over and over and it'd only fix the things you changed in it.
<whitequark> this is ansible
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ooooo THAT part is fancy
<ELLIOTTCABLE> how the hell does it manage that last bit without containerization
<whitequark> I don't see why it would need to
<ELLIOTTCABLE> completely destroy and re-create the filesystem/config/etc
<whitequark> it doesn't
<ELLIOTTCABLE> how can you ... diff, basically, <arbitrary stateful changes to the system by a program>?
<whitequark> it doesn't
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ah?
<whitequark> you tell it "template /etc/postfix/master.cf from this source file and restart postfix if it changed"
<whitequark> it doesn't care about any file you didn't tell it to touch.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> tbh sounds very fragile, given my v. limited devops experience
<whitequark> like i said, "imagine if you wrote a shell script"
<whitequark> well it's better than managing infra by hand
<whitequark> :p
<ELLIOTTCABLE> tru fucking dat
<ELLIOTTCABLE> though I'm still obsessed with docker/coreos/vagrant/etceteras/etceteras
<whitequark> now I can drop all wq.org infra and restore it from backup in less than an hour
<ELLIOTTCABLE> was about to say
<whitequark> which might happen if, like, it gets compromised or something
<ELLIOTTCABLE> YOU LITERALLY OWN THAT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but nah lol
<purr> lolno
<whitequark> no
<whitequark> unfortunately
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh there he goes purr
<whitequark> it's parked...
<whitequark> Minimum offer >78000 USD
<whitequark> pffffffff no lolnope
<ELLIOTTCABLE> LMAO
<ELLIOTTCABLE> holy *shit*
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I own a couple expensive domains, but **damn**
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I just, I fucking love Barney Stinson
<ELLIOTTCABLE> he's emblematic of all that is problematic, but I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> I still have no idea what a "tunnel of Flickr" is
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm picturing psychedelic drugs though
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<Sargun> One day I'll have my own TLD
<Sargun> I hope
<Sargun> I'm really surprised there's not a .gun TLD
<whitequark> foot.gun
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<Pyrrh_> ELLIOTTCABLE: depends on what you're building
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<Pyrrh_> (PROTIP: Watch without sound, I accidentally turned it on mid-clip and that song is loud)
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> is the son of a god-father โ€˜the jesus-father,โ€™ or just โ€˜the godโ€™
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ljharb: CONGRATULATIONS OMG
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ljharb: *huge hug*
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ljharb: curious, how old are you guys?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Pyrrh_: I read this pro-tip too late.
<jfhbrook> older than I want to be :(
<jfhbrook> but something happened to ljharb ?
<jfhbrook> I'm bad at reading
<alexgordon> jfhbrook: he's pregnant
<jfhbrook> oh goodness!
<alexgordon> there is a baby inside him
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