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<ec> hello my loves
<alexgordon> SUP MY BASTARD
<ec> alexgordon: hello
<alexgordon> too hot
<ec> so aeva's sms client
<alexgordon> toooooo hoooooot
<ec> keeps sending me messages with ten thousand spaces after them
<alexgordon> what is aeva
<alexgordon> and why does it have so many vowels
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<incomprehensibly> alexgordon: http://twitter.com/thorough_dictionary
<ec> I'm seriously considering 5k displays, now that they're under a grand
<ec> incomprehensibly!
<ec> my one true love!
<incomprehensibly> FUCK
<incomprehensibly> alexgordon: actually http://twitter.com/thorough_dict
<ec> can we get married until you have to divorce me and marry ivy
<incomprehensibly> ec: lmao
<alexgordon> haha
<alexgordon> who is ivy
<incomprehensibly> my friend
<alexgordon> incomprehensibly has a girlfriend?
<ec> if you find like true love you we can divorce before that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<incomprehensibly> alexgordon: i have a girlfriend who is NOT named ivy lol
<purr> lol
<ec> or we can all do a thing, idc, she's beautify af
<alexgordon> incomprehensibly: YOU ARE TOO NERDY TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
<ec> beautify af
<ec> alexgordon: ...
<alexgordon> :D
<ec> incomprehensibly is super un-nerdy tbh
<incomprehensibly> alexgordon: she's really cool and studies neuroscience
<ec> unless you mean, like, Classic '80s Nerd
<ec> b/cuz he does look a little like he belongs in a cheesy Advanced Dungeons & Dragons advertisement with special-effects and clay dragons
<incomprehensibly> lol no i don't
<alexgordon> ec: lol incomprehensibly knows more about every subject than I do, and has done since he was like 14
<ec> alexgordon: this is true for all of us, friend. this is true for all of us.
<ec> it's hilarious that I used to describe myself as his mentor;
<alexgordon> xD
<alexgordon> ec: man and you've just learnt to code!
<ec> and *even worse* now that when people ask whatever happened to him, I have to be like “Oh, he did precisely what ... I'm ... doing ... right now, but like, years ago.”
<alexgordon> now that you can code, I want to see you write some haskell
<ec> my dog stinks I love her so much
<ec> fuck haskell
<ec> aeva: autojoins! :D
<alexgordon> lol ##Espresso?
<purr> lol.
<ec> has anybody seen an HP z27q in person?
<ec> alexgordon: been a hot minute, rite?
<pikajude> what's wrong with haskell ec
<pikajude> dingus
<ec> don't get me started
<alexgordon> pikajude: it is kind of shit
<ec> mostly because I'm tired of everybody in here hating on me when I'm criticizing functional programming ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<pikajude> they hatin on me (hatin on me)
<alexgordon> I keep wanting to learn ocaml
<alexgordon> but when I do, something stops me
<alexgordon> divine intervention perhaps
<pikajude> like the angry bear that keeps eating your computer
<alexgordon> okay guys, back later
<incomprehensibly> haskell is good imo
<ec> alexgordon: lovbye
<incomprehensibly> bye alexgordon
<incomprehensibly> did u look at my twitter bot
<incomprehensibly> his defintiions are a bit shit
<incomprehensibly> i need to improve
<ec> thanks, pikajude, now I'm imagining an angry bear lurking outside alexgordon's windows, and breaking through his back door every time he visits http://haskell.org
<alexgordon> the bear is real
<pikajude> that's actually the haskell website
<pikajude> not the ocaml website
<pikajude> oh wait i see what you mean
<pikajude> that's why he doesn't like haskell, is because of the bear infestation
<ec> $936
<ec> ugh
<ec> I have 4k displays and tbh I hate them
<ec> was a HUGE mistake
<pikajude> ec, give me like 3,600 of them
<pikajude> i need to make a huge billboard
<ec> operating at non-retina, they're way too small to see anything on without damaging my vision (and of course, non-retina life is just trash *anyway*)
<ec> but operating at retina, there's nowhere near enough screen-space, and everything is gigantic
<ec> they're like in this local minimum of resolution vs. size and I hate it
<incomprehensibly> ec: choose a resolution that isn't commensurable with your screen resolution
<ec> hm they ebay not-too-badly
<incomprehensibly> so everything is nice n blurry
<incomprehensibly> and also the right size for your eyes
<ec> oh wait those are buy-it-now, ugh
<ec> incomprehensibly: actually that's what I'm doing right now even though I hate it even more
<ec> need more space
<incomprehensibly> ec: i just buy-it-nowed something and it was a great experience
<ec> so basically I paid a bunch to have blurry-everything?
<ec> buy-it-nowed
<incomprehensibly> well
<incomprehensibly> sold-it-nowed
<ec> but buy-it-now prices aren't representative of what I could get selling mine, so, ugh
<ec> rly?
<cloudhead> pikajude: it does mean that
<ec> cloudhead: it does mean that
<ec> ooo I want purr to sometimes reply to a message with the same message
<pikajude> cloudhead: dough
<ec> somebody go purr that
<ec> ugh $320/0-bids, $420 buy-it-now
<ec> some are buy-it-now for $400
<ec> goddamnit ugh idk
<incomprehensibly> i sold my drum machine
<incomprehensibly> MSRP is $500
<cloudhead> pikajude: window ids were added to vim recently and they're super useful for this kind of plugin
<ec> Dell P2715Q 27" Ultra HD 4K LED IPS Monitor
<ec> oops
<incomprehensibly> mine's kind of old and slightly scratched, I put $400 buy it now + offers, got offered $360 then $300 then $392 in like 3 days
<cloudhead> cause before that there's no way to track a window reliably
<ec> cloudhead: what?
<ec> “try eBay Valet”
<ec> oh wow I'm super-tempted
<cloudhead> ec: anything I said ambiguous?
<ec> cloudhead: just not sure of the context
<cloudhead> oh
<incomprehensibly> fuck i need to ship
<cloudhead> I released a plugin today for neovim
<incomprehensibly> asap
<ec> how is neovim?
<cloudhead> for haskell
<ec> you know what'd be a fucking effective service?
<cloudhead> neovim is like vim, but better
<ec> “I have a large collection of miscellaneous stuff, come to my place, photograph, package, and list all of it for me.”
<ec> Like an hourly / package version of eBay Valet
<cloudhead> uhm
<cloudhead> I usually pay a friend to do that
<ec> I have a deep abiding hatred for sites that don't work in Safari
<cloudhead> +1
<ec> Like, I get actively, physiologically angry, when it happens
<cloudhead> ok maybe not that bad
<ec> ‘Fuck you and your exclusively-testing-in-the-worst-browser habit’
<ec> *angrily deletes account, finds new service to use*
<cloudhead> well yeah that's the thing
<cloudhead> safari is better than chrome on os x
<ec> or depending on my level of anxiety and stress afterwards, *send angry email*
<cloudhead> that's what makes it annoying
<incomprehensibly> chrome is a buggy pile on my laptop
<cloudhead> yeah
<ec> about twice out of five times, I can successfully switch to Chrome, submit whatever form or whatever won't work, and then copy-paste the resulting URL to continue working in Safari -_-
<cloudhead> we're not in a good period for internet browsers
<ec> )'=
<ec> not in a good period for the Internet, period
<cloudhead> true
<cloudhead> but thankfully there's ways to avoid the bad internet
<cloudhead> like irc :p
<ec> lmao
<ec> brew outdated tho
<pikajude> cloudhead: now it says "Key not present in Dictionary: bufnr" :(
<pikajude> i'm scared
<cloudhead> huuuuuum
<ec> woah, I had a lot of outdated packages this time
<ec> brb 2 hours `brew upgrade aria2 node multirust brew-gem httpie reattach-to-user-namespace redis docker leiningen source-highlight ffmpeg ssh-copy-id fzf gcc luajit git gnupg2 go moreutils youtube-dl`
<pikajude> cloudhead: it still displays quickfix
<pikajude> maybe the errors are just there
<cloudhead> pikajude: at which point does it error like that?
<pikajude> when I first run :Ghcid
<pikajude> let me move my .ghci real quick
<ec> I need, like, a, club, or, social, group
<cloudhead> yeah try that, also what line/function does it refer to?
<pikajude> with missing .ghci, still happens
<ec> I've slowly hemmhoraged all of the last dregs of my offline friend-group over the last few years
<ec> and just AHHH
<ec> so lonely 24/7 basically
<cloudhead> :<
<pikajude> cloudhead: 'line 3'
<incomprehensibly> i have like a growing list of domains i've blacklisted JS on in chrome
<cloudhead> of what function
<pikajude> oh, sorry
<incomprehensibly> since tabs instantly die on a bunch of websites unless i disable it
<ec> incomprehensibly: wtf
<cloudhead> oh interesting
<ec> oh god I forgot what I was working on this summer
<ec> this goddamn weird-ass pointless dynamic graph library thing
<ec> wtf was I *smoking*
<ec> passing JS code through mustache
<cloudhead> pikajude: looking into it
<ec> oh wtf even worse I have some weirdo generative-testing thingamawidget!?
<ec> holy shit was I actually high all summer
<alexgordon> ec: wat.
<purr> beep.
<cloudhead> pikajude: mind trying this branch: https://github.com/cloudhead/neovim-ghcid/tree/fix/buf-not-loaded ?
<ec> -what
<purr> <reckless> PLT always sounds like an STD anyway
<alexgordon> lol if PLT is an STD then ec is mostly responsible for spreading it
<purr> undefined
<ec> oops
<ec> alexgordon: wat.
<purr> beep.
<ec> wats-referencing-wats is my new aesthetic
<ec> -what
<purr> <Nuck> elliottcable: Stop rubbing your face in poop you fool
<ec> I mean, no? but thanks
<alexgordon> -what
<purr> <alexgordon> why, we lispers spend half as much time writing code as normal programmers, leaving the other half of our time for writing smug essays!
<ec> woah I forgot how magical this shit is
<ec> I use some magical error-annotator
<ec> what's this called, I can't remember
<alexgordon> what?
<ec> PowerAssert! yeah, this is really cool
<ec> I have like fifty fucking modules transpiling my JS code, tbh
<ec> well not fifty
<ec> but I depend heavily on all sorts of ES6 extensions, PowerAssert-style stuff, browserify, ....
<ec> my JavaScript is JavaScript only in name, nowadays
<cloudhead> gonna snooze
<cloudhead> o/
<ec> cloudhead: o7
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<ec> coooode
<ec> been. a. while. OMG. YAHHHS.
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<ec> wraithgar!
<wraithgar> howdy
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<ec> … oh
<ec> okay
<xPyrrh> cc: jfhbrook http://bit.ly/2bTeFt6
<ec> xPyrrh: WHY DO YOU PREFIX YOUR NAME AHHH
<ec> have some of my fried rice
* ec *offers fried rice*
<xPyrrh> well I changed the underscore to a postfix finally XD but it's cause I go by xPyrrh sometimes when Pyrrh is already taken
<ec> Pyrrh++
<purr> Let it be known that ec loves Pyrrh.
<ec> Pyrri
<xPyrrh> I used to do Pyrrhv but since I got divorced I don't have any V in my name anymore
<ec> I mean, not untrue, I suppose?
<ec> Pyrrg sounds like a physical complaint
<xPyrrh> lol it totally does
<purr> xyzlol
<ec> wut
<ec> purr is bae
<ec> xPyrrh: do you write js
<ec> come look at my terrible js
<xPyrrh> I don't but I need to start soon cause I have to write some speech-to-text stuff in js starting in a few weeks
<xPyrrh> But I will totally look at your terrible js
<xPyrrh> where it at?
<ec> lol
<purr> undefined
<ec> well then my code won't look so terrible >:
<ec> but lol:
<pikajude> dat url encoded branch name
<ec> and this related monstrosity
<ec> oh wait
<ec> mis-selected; that's 1/5th of it
<alexgordon> xPyrrh: wait why does being divorced mean you can't have a V
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<xPyrrh> I suppose it doesn't mean that I *can't* but I got the idea from my extra initial which no longer exists
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<ec> it doesn't disappear, it just inverts.
<ec> you didn't know that!?
<ec> (hi vil!)
<ec> now you're Pyrrh∧.
<xPyrrh> so it's really the only connotation/association for me and I'm over that shit
<xPyrrh> ooh I like it :)
<ec> which I suppose you can encode as Pyrrh^
<ec> as that's a legal IRC name
<ec> AND STARTS WITH PY
<ec> SO I CAN TAB-COMPLETE IT ಠ_ಠ
<xPyrrh> OKAYOKAY I FIX IT
<ec> :P
xPyrrh is now known as Pyrrh^
<pikajude> Yeah so why can't we have names outside the ASCII block yet
<ec> /nick
<ec> Pyrrh^: come write my terrible JavaScript *for* me
<Pyrrh^> I ACCEPT
<Pyrrh^> hope you don't have a deadline
<ec> git clone http://github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/Paws.js; cd Paws.js && ag 'FIXME'
<ec> also
* ec glances left >,>
* ec glances right <,<
<ec> hey, Pyrrh^ ... wanna learn a Paws? ;)
<ec> *opens trench-coat*
<Pyrrh^> okay tell me
<Pyrrh^> what is a Paws
<ec> *arrayed inside are several programming languages, attached with straps*
<ec> *it's hard to tell in the dark, but it looks like there might even be a befunge or two in there*
* ec grins
<Pyrrh^> nuuuuuu befunge why would you have that
<ec> Pyrrh^: what languages do you know well / love?
<Pyrrh^> depends on how you define 'well' but I am most fluent in Java. Getting annoyed with it though and ready to try something nerw
<Pyrrh^> new*
<ec> derp, anything weirder?
<ec> specifically hopefully a lisp or sth ... have you had contact with continuations?
<Pyrrh^> nope
<Pyrrh^> they don't really expose us to much that is interesting in my curriculum :(
<Pyrrh^> is very sad
<ec> D:
<ec> noooooooo
<ec> okay new plan, Paws is a bit wild for a first-timer
<Pyrrh^> that's why I'm all up in the twitterverse. Time to learn more interesting things
<ec> u wnna buy a Lisp instead?
<Pyrrh^> I like wild
<ec> *reaches into a different pocket*
<ec> k lessee
<Pyrrh^> whatchu got
<Pyrrh^> huh? huh? huh??
<ec> distracfted
<Pyrrh^> oooh
* Pyrrh^ starts reading
<Pyrrh^> I agree entirely
<Pyrrh^> good article
<ec> /=
<alexgordon> Pyrrh^: oh are you female?
<ec> ...
<alexgordon> ?
<pikajude> what a depressing article
<ec> I just want to go jump off a bridge ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<Pyrrh^> how come?
<Pyrrh^> alexgordon: complex question. Biologically
<alexgordon> did I ask this the other day?
<Pyrrh^> mmhmm
<pikajude> it sounds familiar
<ec> these colours are pretty
<ec> all of your colours are pretty today
<ec> they make me want candy
<Pyrrh^> that does look tasty
<pikajude> so .png is the query string there
<Pyrrh^> OMG. I bought grapes earlier that taste like cotton candy
<ec> Pyrrh^ and pikajude look like nice ice-creams; and alexgordon is like something tasty and crumbly sprinkled on top
<alexgordon> Pyrrh^: well only women usually change their name when they get married, presume that's what you meant by V
<ec> pikajude: hack to make it render in irccloud
<Pyrrh^> they blow my mind
<ec> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<Pyrrh^> alexgordon: fair enough :)
<pikajude> ec, godaddy's internet is so good i can't resolve your website
<ec> I forgot you worked at godaddy
<alexgordon> ec: FUCK YEAH I'M ON TOP
<ec> what was the story there
<pikajude> Like why am I working here?
<ec> yeah you're so often so unhappy
<ec> and then I get reminded you work at godaddy and I go “ohhhh, k, got it”
<pikajude> well, I'm unhappy about everything
<ec> and then I think “wait, there's no way he doesn't see it”
<pikajude> godaddy is just a tiny part of everything
<ec> and then I wonder what the Reason is
<ec> I could choke on an M&M **RIGHT** **NOW**
<ec> and be gone forever
<ec> how would you all feel, then, huh?
<ec> would #elliottcable still exist
<pikajude> ec, I'm fully aware godaddy is shit
<pikajude> BUT
<pikajude> if you were 18 years old and were offered a full-time job
<ec> would it hurt too much, would you all miss me so much and have to go chat somewhere else
<pikajude> to move across the country, and see new things
<pikajude> what would YOU do
<ec> obv. I've curated too-excellent a group of people; and you'd all be chatting here for years to come
<ec> :3
<ec> pikajude: are you fucking 18!?
<pikajude> I was at one point yeah
<pikajude> About 4 years ago
<ec> well, ... yeah ...
<ec> holy shit you're only 22
<pikajude> Yes
<ec> how old were you when you joined here
<ec> were you otters? who were you, I can't remember
<pikajude> but I *just* had my first big breakup
<pikajude> yes I'm otters
<ec> omg you're otters
<ec> this makes me so happy
<ec> I loved otters
<ec> or I guess love otters?
<pikajude> I don't know how to check
<pikajude> how long I've been on freenode
<ec> jesus christ my memory is getting worse, I think
<pikajude> but
<ec> -wholoves otters
<purr> ec: otters is loved by no one :(
<ec> LIES
<ec> -wholoves pikajude
<purr> ec: pikajude is loved by no one :(
<pikajude> I joined here after devyn invited me
<ec> purr ur mean
<ec> <3 pikajude
<purr> Let it be known that ec hearts pikajude.
<pikajude> devyn is from DevelopingDevelopers on deviantART
<pikajude> and I joined dA about 8 years ago
<ec> devyn!
<pikajude> so that's a rough estimate
<ec> devyn i miss you
<pikajude> I'd say about 6 or 7 years
<pikajude> the prozac is starting to kick in
<ec> yeah I was pretty sure you were here at least in 2011
<ec> but idk if back to 2010
<pikajude> I was definitely here in 2011
<pikajude> I was joelteon too
<pikajude> before I changed my name
<ec> OH
<ec> GODDAMNIT WHAT
<ec> it's so confusing
<pikajude> Keep up ec
<ec> I thought joelteon's name was joel
<pikajude> Everyone changes their name
<ec> and now I know you're jude
<pikajude> It was
<pikajude> i changed it
<ec> I remember a photo with your feet up
<pikajude> yeah
<ec> oh what
<pikajude> yes
<pikajude> I used to own otte.rs actually
<pikajude> remember that?
<ec> I thought that i was *wrong* about it being joel, because I thought joelteon was a pokemon
<pikajude> jolteon is a pokemon
<pikajude> pikachu is also a pokemon
<ec> ... jesus christ I'm so confused
<ec> okay
<pikajude> so I'm otters -> joelteon -> pikajude
<ec> I was* so confused
<pikajude> in between 2 and 3 I changed my IRL name
* Pyrrh^ is cracking up
<pikajude> because I hated my name
<Pyrrh^> this conversation so good
<ec> so, Pyrrh^, I have,
<ec> a really really really really poor memory
<ec> like, remarkably poor
<ec> I have a new therapist as of Monday
<pikajude> You do
<Pyrrh^> Excellent! I'm in good company
<pikajude> I'm not in a good company
<pikajude> :/
<ec> and she basically kept going “... I've never heard of anything like that” to like, every thing about myself I described
<ec> and tbh it was really upsetting and idk if I'm gonna go back
<Pyrrh^> oh my
<pikajude> ec, one time I joined your minecraft server and built 15 snow golems
<pikajude> remember that?
<ec> (because like what's the Ideal Outcome of visiting a psychiatric professional? getting told “You're completely normal and healthy!”)
<Pyrrh^> personally I'd keep shopping for a different doctor but obvs I know nothing about your situation besides that
<ec> (so like, I basically got the worst possible result.)
<Pyrrh^> in my experience if they know nothing about your stuff then they can't help you very well
<ec> well she's real real sweet; really close; and like, I think we get along already
<purr> hah
<pikajude> you need a different therapist
<ec> PURR NO
<Pyrrh^> oh that helps :)
<alexgordon> I'm alexgordon and I've always been alexgordon
<pikajude> hmm, idk
<alexgordon> soemtimes I am alextgordon
<ec> which is a huuuuuge step up from previous experiences where there was just no connection
<pikajude> ec, do you remember the snow golems
<ec> but like
<ec> she's literally never heard of somebody being unable to hear due to brain? and like? I know at least two other people with my condition!? it's not at all strange?
<alexgordon> unable to hear due to brain?
<alexgordon> what?
<ec> lol
<purr> undefined
<pikajude> undefined
<ec> it's kinda weird the things that nobody in here knows about me, due to them being irrelevant online
<alexgordon> man I could be a psychiatrist
<pikajude> "Ok guys. We need to differentiate between undefined and null."
<pikajude> "Why?"
<pikajude> the million dollar question
<ec> pikajude: I have four different kinds of nothingness planned for Paws. >,>
<Pyrrh^> CAUSE THEY'RE NOT THE SAME AT ALL UGH
<alexgordon> pikajude: inconsistently
<pikajude> As though null should even exist
<alexgordon> does js ever use null?
<alexgordon> unless you type it
<pikajude> don't know
<alexgordon> feel like it's "undefined is null but for built in functions"
<pikajude> I know that rust has an Option type and represents None as a null pointer
<pikajude> so no space is wasted
<pikajude> that's pretty cool
<ec> tagged pointers are always cool
<ec> I'm in an operating-systems class I'm pretty excited about
<pikajude> it's all just abstractions on top of, like, 4.3 billion machine words
<ec> and I learned a lot about vmas last semester
<pikajude> I used to have existential worry about whether what I did for a living was actually in any way meaningful
<pikajude> I don't have worry anymore, because I know it isn't
<pikajude> but it is a little depressing
<ec> Pyrrh^: oh
<ec> Pyrrh^: if you liked that conversation, you should take a moment to trawl the tumblr
<ec> because ... there's some fucking gold
<alexgordon> xD
<ec> to be fair though, TW: literally everything
* Pyrrh^ giggles
<ec> especially in the deep pages, before #elliottcable-went-sjw
<pikajude> back before they invented political correctness
<alexgordon> > i could live without my dick. but not without my hands.
<Pyrrh^> alexgordon yes that one is cracking me up
<pikajude> remember when gq accidentally typed her password here
<pikajude> that was hilarious
<ec> yes
<alexgordon> whitequark is the oppsote of me in EVERY way
<ec> D0n'sg1rl
<ec> alexgordon: this is not untrue
<pikajude> <joelteon> two people with two vaginas and two penises total
<pikajude> what the fuck was i talking about
<alexgordon> drugs
<alexgordon> always drugs
<alexgordon> -ovoids
<purr> alexgordon: http://pastebin.com/RP1hWBHP
<ec> -otters
<purr> ec: write-only stream
<pikajude> -otters
<purr> pikajude: write-only stream
<pikajude> yeah, that's right
* ec laughs
<pikajude> I used to never participate here
<ec> I forgot about that
<pikajude> and just complain about Ruby
<ec> Pyrrh^: pikajude used to *never* reply to anything anybody else said
<pikajude> That was way better than what I do now
<ec> he'd still hang out here, often
<ec> but just ... talk
<ec> even in the middle of other conversations
<ec> about whatever was going on with his code
<pikajude> I'm trying to mix things up and act more like a human interacting with humans
<ec> -gq
<purr> ec: genderqueer
<ec> -gqbrielle
<purr> ec: she is not devyn (I think.)
<ec> I'd say I miss gq, except, I'm not at all sure that I miss gq
<pikajude> I don't know anything about gq
<pikajude> i know she's don's girl
<pikajude> or was at one point
<ec> my missing-ness goes: locks (lots), gq (undefined), darkf (not at all)
<pikajude> unless his name was actually spelled d0n
<ec> no, he's just D
<ec> the 0n is unrelated
<ec> more interesting is the 2
<ec> “ D0n'sg!rl2”
<pikajude> d0n's harem
<ec> does this mean that D0n had a previous g!rl, and that gq replaced her?
<ec> What is the process for replacing a prior g!rl?
<ec> I feel like there's salicious-mystery-fodder here.
<alexgordon> ec: lol like you need to ask US
<purr> lols
<alexgordon> > bitches love guis
<alexgordon> I said it, apparently
<ec> <+ELLIOTTCABLE> vigs
<ec> <vigs> ELLIOTTCABLE
<ec> <+ELLIOTTCABLE> vigs:
<ec> <vigs> ELLIOTTCABLE
<ec> <yorick> yorick!
* ec is roffling
<ec> yorick_!
<ec> I can't remember if vil is vigs
<ec> but I know vil is spherecat1
<pikajude> fuck grep
<vil> I am not vigs
<alexgordon> vil is spherecat1?
<vil> vigs is punk
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<ec> punk?
<ec> I *STILL* love this:
<ec> <+whitequark> things also said by the standard: "main is usually a function"
<ec> <+whitequark> let that sink in
<ec> <+whitequark> usually.
<vil> he adheres to the punk aesthetic
<vil> #define main 1
<ec> alexgordon: no, you said something *like* it, apparently
<ec> <+alexgordon> ec: how many STDs have you *had*?
<ec> <jdhartley> how many have you *created*?!
<alexgordon> CRYSTAL DICKS
<alexgordon> lmao
<ec> PLT!
<ec> apparently one
<ec> jfhbrook: awwww look there's one from your first day here!
<ec> <+alexgordon> jesusabdullah: alright, you're insane enough to be in this channel
<ec> I mean, it's, brr
<ec> brr is ... brr
<alexgordon> you know what they say about people with big nicks?
<alexgordon> small penis.
<ec> I, uh, I did not know this
<ec> awww people being mean to nuck
<ec> nuck: I miss you, too, come back
<alexgordon> -nuck
<purr> alexgordon: shut up nuck you are a nuck
<alexgordon> that works too
<ec> < alexgordon:> hey, elliottcable uploads his code, and we all laugh at that
<ec> <FireFly> I don't know ObjC, and I'm very confused
<ec> <+alexgordon> I *do* know ObjC and I'm extremely confused
<ec> this one is funny for different reasons, years later;
<ec> because now I know about mental-illness-adjusted-life-years
<ec> DALYs*
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<pikajude> macOS 10.12 has a CoreEmoji framework
<pikajude> just thought you all should know
<ec> shit
<ec> I didn't save the old topic D:
<ec> I was about to say “I miss when people used to change the topic to talk”, and then glanced up, and realized I fucked it up the other day
<ec> -help topic
<pikajude> i'm trying to think of the maximum number of orgasms i ever had in a day
<ec> pikajude: lol well all Google has is http://ell.io/i7fD1
<purr> lol
<ec> oh wow this is interesting
<ec> <+micahjohnston> elliottcable: I AM NOT INTO PENSI
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<ec> when u *can* be just so, so wrong
* alexgordon cann't stop laughingg
<ec> <+micahjohnston> YOU ARE RI=UINING MY DAY
<ec> incorrect
<ec> -factoid my day
<purr> ec: Popularity: 5, last changed by: <unknown>, <unknown time> ago
<ec> -my day @ incomprehensibly
<purr> incomprehensibly: YOU ARE RI=UINING IT
<ec> wow, sufficiently young incomprehensibly-speak is indistinguishable from ovoids
<ec> oh yeah, that
<ec> -ovoids @ Pyrrh^
<ec> another classic 4 u
<vil> fuck I forgot about ovoids
<vil> good times
<ec> how tho
<alexgordon> ec: have you figured out how to define a nice cock yet?
<ec> < sephr> lol I'm a twat
<purr> lololol
<ec> alexgordon: yes!
<ec> size, veins, nice, defined head, lessee
<ec> anything hair-related is a fucking no tho
<alexgordon> uh huh
<ec> can't stand body-hair
<alexgordon> think that is pretty standard these days
<ec> gkatsev!
<ec> gkatsev: hi! I miss you too
<ec> lol trolling through old logs and being reminded ancient locals exist
<ec> gkatsev is basically the only one of you lot that's met me in person
<ec> but tbh he met me at a conference, so idk
<ec> doesn't really count
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<ec> oh
<ec> okay bye
<alexgordon> bye?
* Pyrrh^ backreads, counts orgasms, catches up on ovoids
<ec> this one makes no sense without timestamps. I'm a little disappointed.
<alexgordon> haha
<ec> -find find
<purr> ec: No.
<ec> -find fin
<purr> ec: Found: fingernails, alexgordon, cheat codes, find, and australia
<ec> -factoid find
<purr> ec: Popularity: 7, last changed by: devyn, 1kſ 770ſ 129mſ ago
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<ec> -fingernails
<purr> ec: dreeping down my strema
<ec> -find alexgo
<purr> ec: Found: alexgordon, darkf, beltbuckle, laws, and you’re next
<ec> wut
<ec> -laws
<purr> ec: <+alexgordon> rewriting this haskell code in PHP <+alexgordon> I must be violating some kind of law of nature
<ec> oh vil you're supposed to be banned :P
<vil> what'd I do this time
<ec> < incomprehensibly> does alexgordon have "anal sex" in his hilights?
<ec> < alexgordon> depending on how you interpret that sentence, either "yes" or "no"
<ec> < Sorella> Expected Boolean, got Maybe.
<ec> I HAVE MADE A GRAVE MISTAKE
<ec> -fingernails
<purr> ec: dreeping down my strema
<ec> wtf
<ec> -factoid fingernails
<purr> ec: Popularity: 37, last changed by: ELLIOTTCABLE, 734ſ 248mſ ago
<ec> wtf, wtf
<algor> ec: darkf is coming?
* algor hides
<ec> wtf algor
<ec> now you're pistachio-green
<algor> oops
<ec> what's with the ice-cream-colours theme tonight
<ec> this one is made infinitely better by the overflow errors
<ec> k I'm done
<ec> just done
<ec> ahhhhh
<ec> somebody I follow is retweeting a bunch of yai
<ec> yaoi
<ec> -find dad
<purr> ec: Found: are you paws?, my dad, and are you caps?
<ec> -my dad
<purr> ec: < eboy> your dad is jesus
<ec> -are you caps?
<purr> ec: yes, dad, I am caps.
<ec> -factoid are you caps?
<purr> ec: Popularity: 3, last changed by: GLOWCOLLIE, 873ſ 939mſ ago
<ec> glowcollie!
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<ec> devyn!
<ec> maybe
<ec> welp nope
<Pyrrh^> apparently sunday is 'go topless day'
<Pyrrh^> like
<Pyrrh^> if I already do that every day then what?
<ec> wtf
<ec> idk there's a slutwalk next week here in chicago
<Pyrrh^> are those like a reclamation of the word thing?
<ec> -g slutwalk
<ec> which, because that feature doesn't work, means “google it”
<Pyrrh^> lol
<purr> lol
<Pyrrh^> ^^ that is the result I reached as well
<ec> -best duck fuck go
<purr> DUCKFUCKGO IS BESTGO
<ec> god
<ec> god damnit.
<ec> -best duck duck go
<purr> DUCKDUCKGO IS BESTGO
<ec> that isn't what I wanted, either, but it'll do
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<ec> close enough
<ec> Pyrrh^: do you follow @slimegirlfriend
<jfhbrook> slimegirlfriend ?
<ec> did I stutter
<jfhbrook> I, uhh
<jfhbrook> I had a slime *pet* in minecraft once
<ec> lmao
<jfhbrook> if you nametag something it won't de-spawn so
<ec> we named a slime once
<ec> yah that
<ec> chellio named it, uh,
<ec> I forget. kitten?
<ec> and put it in a cage in a wall
<jfhbrook> find a slimeball, bring it home, label it and keep it indoors
<ec> where there had previously been no cage or slime
<ec> to surprise me
<jfhbrook> oh mine would just run up to me excited when I came home
<ec> do they not attack when named?
<jfhbrook> nah they attack but the smallest slimes don't do damage
<jfhbrook> they just knock you back
<jfhbrook> so it's really like a pet dog that's really excited to see you
<ec> oh!
<ec> that's so cute omfg
<ec> but could make it hard to get around
<jfhbrook> well just keep it in an area with a few chests
<jfhbrook> not a huge deal
<pikajude> wow, the topic got even more fucked
<ec> pikajude: did I make it *too* fucked? I tried to achieve the same amount of fucked as previously
<Pyrrh^> ec: Nope, should I?
<ec> Pyrrh^: yahs
<ec> prospective PLT'er
<ec> AssertionError: # Tests/giraphe.tests.es6.js:105
<ec> stop
<ec> send help
<ec> no more code
<ec> NEW STEVEN UNIVERSE WAT
<ec> algor: go watch steven universe
<ec> it will ruin you <3
<Pyrrh^> ec: okay I requested
<Pyrrh^> WE WILL SEE
<Pyrrh^> I am a stranger
<pikajude> christ I fucking hate off by one errors
<ec> fuckin, fuckin' beethoven
<ec> makes me want to drive
<ec> poorly
<Pyrrh^> ec++
<purr> Let it be known that Pyrrh^ loves ec.
<jfhbrook> ec: it looks like you're complaining that ddg, shock, horror, is doing ads to pay the bills
<jfhbrook> ec: I suppose it's a "problem" that wow.com bought all ads ever, but it seems like the core problem is that they're trying to monetize
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<jfhbrook> I guess it would be nice if their customers mattered?
<ec> ads are great
<ec> I'm all for ads to power a great service
<ec> but with *relevance*
<ec> DDG is a search company. Relevance is *literally their business*. Fucking this up ain't okay.
<ec> wow.com/Whatever My Search Term Is, without even an *attempt* to *fake* a relevant description string or something? jesus christ.
<jfhbrook> >:D
<jfhbrook> no, fair
<ec> come write js with me jfhbrook
<ec> )'=
<ec> I want
<ec> I want a partner
<ec> in like every sense of the term
<jfhbrook> and tbh I've been thinking about dropping ddg cause I always !google anyway
<ec> 1. need to date someone, this last attempt has left a bad taste in my mouth
<jfhbrook> I can only help you in a really vague short term sense of the word
<ec> and not in a good way
<ec> 2. need to work on Paws, or something else Big and Fulfilling and Meaningful,
<ec> and 3. need to do it *with someone*
<jfhbrook> well
<ec> haven't ... *felt good* ... since like, 2012-Paws-days
<jfhbrook> my dating future lies elsewhere, fbofw
<jfhbrook> and PL stuff makes my brain hurt
<jfhbrook> I was just telling someone I was thinking about geeking out over ELK-but-with-rsyslog-and-solr stacks so like
<jfhbrook> I guess that's my jam? which means this new job is right up my alley?
<ec> jfhbrook: awww <'3
<ec> I'd date the fuck out of you bby <3
<jfhbrook> aw
<ec> enjoy those elsewheres though
<ec> as for the pl stuff
<ec> I CAN FIX THAT
<ec> THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT I DO
<jfhbrook> I can take on some light reading
<jfhbrook> of particular interest is implementing tex-like markup DSLs
<Pyrrh^> I kinda like pair programming but it's hard to find someone on the sameish level as you with interest in the same project
<ec> My life goal, a story in two acts: 1. Make everybody who currently knows how to program write at least one programming language, 2. make sure everyone who doesn't currently know how to program, can *truly* leverage the magic that is computing to improve their daily lives beyond dumb ‘apps’
<ec> PLT is love, PLT is life, PLT is everything
<jfhbrook> Pyrrh^: I find pairing works best when you're power leveling
<jfhbrook> Pyrrh^: like, yeah, the old WoW mechanic, it works irl
<ec> lmao true af
<Pyrrh^> interesting :)
<Pyrrh^> I can see how that'd make sense
<Pyrrh^> and I need some lvls :c
<jfhbrook> also works well when the "senior" is trying to cross-class into the thing the "junior" is doing
<jfhbrook> at least, I suspect it does---I have a pretty low sample size
<ec> lmao
<ec> anybody want to pair with me?
<ec> u can be my senior jfhbrook :D
<jfhbrook> Pyrrh^: if you wanna get into js I have some stuff you can work on ;D
<Pyrrh^> :D
<Pyrrh^> orly?
<jfhbrook> jesus Pyrrh^ yes I have multiple projects I'm trying to ditch on ;D
<jfhbrook> seriously though, I have one project I kinda send PRs to when I'm not tired, and another where I reboot the server when people start telling me it's 503ing
<Pyrrh^> my available time is like pretty limited to times between terms, until I graduate
<Pyrrh^> though
<Pyrrh^> so IDK how useful I would be
<jfhbrook> hah
<jfhbrook> well
<jfhbrook> so wzrd.in would need someone to care enough to mad refactor it, *and* get into a working relationship with max ogden
<Pyrrh^> like, I always *try* to work on side projects during school but with a 40+ hr work week and 8 credit hours it doesn't happen often
<ec> Pyrrh^: ditto, of course. I love teaching.
<jfhbrook> but ecstatic, which is much more stable
<Pyrrh^> <3 you guys
<purr> Let it be known that Pyrrh^ hearts you guys.
<Pyrrh^> or perhaps
<Pyrrh^> <3 you people
<purr> Let it be known that Pyrrh^ hearts you people.
<ec> -loves Pyrrh^
<purr> ec: Pyrrh^ loves ec, you guys, and you people.
<ec> ‘you people’ seems ...
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<jfhbrook> Pyrrh^: most of these are the kind of problem where it has an obvious start and end, but is a bit of a tangle---in fact it's metaphorically untangling a knot in most cases
<jfhbrook> Pyrrh^: but I also accept new features so
<gkatsev> ec: hi
<gkatsev> I was watching stranger things
<ec> LOOK GKATSEV IS PISTACHO-GREEN TOO
<ec> I guess algor is on gkatsev's level, algorithmically
<gkatsev> pretty sure I'm very white
<ec> gkatsev: tbh I wanted so bad to like it, but it just, I didn't
<Pyrrh^> ec: idk I'm trying to be in tune with FEMINISM and undo the lifetime habitual use of gendered terms to address a general population neutrally
<jfhbrook> Pyrrh^: if you're looking to do something that's relatively point/click, https://github.com/jfhbrook/node-ecstatic/issues/189
<jfhbrook> I've been meaning to do this myself but I'm REALLY LAZY
<Pyrrh^> jfhbrook: well hell okay that sounds like a thing I could poke at occasionally. Plus I like solving puzzles
<jfhbrook> yeah Pyrrh^ don't feel obligated :P but if you're BORED
<ec> Pyrrh^: the consensus seems to be that “you guys” isn't problematic
<ec> and personally it's one I've put my foot down on
<ec> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<gkatsev> ec: you don't have to like everything. I thought it was good. The actress who played Eleven, I thought, did an amazing job.
<jfhbrook> I'll probably get onto the docs issue myself in a week or so
<ec> gkatsev: YESSS SHE'S SO GOOD
<algor> *_*
<ec> but tbh my favourite character was Barb
<ec> and like. well.
<Pyrrh^> ec: fair enough :3
<algor> I just assume everybody on irc is a man until proven otherwise
<Pyrrh^> jfhbrook: I'll take a look around and ask questions probably :)
<Pyrrh^> algor: whereas I assume they have no gender at all XD
<Pyrrh^> NO GENDER UNTIL PROVEN GENDERED
<jfhbrook> sounds good Pyrrh^
<ec> gender is a construct
<algor> it's not about gender, it's about da cock
<Pyrrh^> s'what I'm sayin
<ec> It has a d10 hit-die, and a 3/4 hit-die BAB
<gkatsev> ec: supposedly, more barb next season
<ec> ;)
<ec> anybody? anybody? somebody? I'M FUNNY, OKAY, GODDAMNIT
<Pyrrh^> construct
<ec> fuck I'mma tweet it
* ec somebody on Twitter will appreciate it
<gkatsev> I missed it
<algor> man, 5am, almost time to wake up
<ec> algor: lies
* ec hugs alva
<algor> who the hell is alva
<gkatsev> ec: weren't you coming to boston at some point?
<ec> idk /=
<ec> I'm getting less-and-less close with chellio
<ec> and she was my reason for being in the area (visiting Portland)
<gkatsev> maybe I just remember you mentioning you might but there wasn't an actual timeframe involved
<gkatsev> just don't visit in the next two weeks
<gkatsev> I'll be in LA then
<ec> ugh wtf la
<ec> la is sucking in all my people
<ec> @jdhartley is moving there, @elliepritts is moving there, my friend Caitlyn is moving there, @conwaydev is moving there,
<ec> YES got favs
<ec> life is validated
<gkatsev> lol
<purr> lol.
<gkatsev> definitely not moving there
<ec> good goddamn life choice
<gkatsev> going for vacation, to see friends, things, ELO st the Hollywood Bowl, etc
<ec> because L.A. is terrible
<ec> and I don't know what anybody sees in it
<gkatsev> food? idk
<gkatsev> ill let you know if i catch a glimpse
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<ec> so much
<ec> beeeeeef
<gkatsev> beeeeef
<ec> beeeef
<gkatsev> beeef
<ec> beef
<gkatsev> bef
<ec> bf
<gkatsev>
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<ec> hi tho
<ec> >:
<incomprehensibly> hi
<purr> incomprehensibly: hi!
<ec> an incomprehensibly
<ec> an incomprehensibly incomprehensibly incomprehensibly
<incomprehensibly> been googling for
<incomprehensibly> knobs n buttons
<incomprehensibly> adcs dacs
<incomprehensibly> screens
<ec> snottub, sbonk
<ec> scad scda
<ec> sneercs
<ec> all plural words are better when reversed, because then they (often) begin with ‘s’
<ec> a clearly-superior letter
<ec> MY PULSE IS RUSHING
<ec> MY HEAD IS REELING
<ec> OH, WHAT IS THIS FEELING!
<ec> DOES IT HAVE A NAAAAAME ♪
<ec> YEEESSSSSS~
<ec> LOATHING!
<incomprehensibly> i want to build tiny electronic instruments
<ec> THERE'S A STRANGE EXHILARATION,
<ec> IN SUCH TOTAL DETESTATION,
<ec> IT'S SO PURE, SO STROOOOOOOOONG! ♪
<ec> Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<ec> somebody go get gq so she can sing with me
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<cloudhead> pikajude: did you get the plugin working in the end?
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<pikajude> cloudhead: yeah I think so
<pikajude> is it supposed to show all the errors in the project at the same time?
<cloudhead> pikajude: yeah
<pikajude> cloudhead: I DO get an error when the quickfix list is finally empty
<pikajude> but it'll take me like 20 minutes to reproduce it
<pikajude> for reasons
<cloudhead> the same error?
<pikajude> no, it's a different one
<pikajude> but i literally don't even remember it
<pikajude> give me a sec
<cloudhead> ok, let me know if it comes up
<pikajude> shoutouts to godaddy work internet
<pikajude> i can stream twitch at source quality for almost 4 seconds at a time
<pikajude> before a 30 second break for buffering
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<cloudhead> pikajude: :<
<cloudhead> what are you watching?
<pikajude> shine 2016
<pikajude> melee tournament
<cloudhead> is this physical fighting?
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<pikajude> no...melee is a smash bros game
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<Pyrrh^> cotton candy grapes are honestly one of the coolest things I have eaten lately
<Pyrrh^> I just thought you all should know
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<alexgordon> topic is slowing down textual
<alexgordon> ec: fix iiiit
<pikajude> better clieeeent
<pikajude> actually to be fair that's osx's font rendering's fault
<alexgordon> it renders it fine
<alexgordon> just slowly
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<alexgordon> better
<alexgordon> I can scroll now
<jfhbrook> I was always able to scroll
<jfhbrook> maybe your irc client just sucks?
<jfhbrook> don't worry mine does too, just in different ways
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