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<incomprehensibly> ELLIOTTCABLE: small chance i'll move to chicago in a year or two
<incomprehensibly> ;p
<ELLIOTTCABLE> incomprehensibly: WHAT.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> incomprehensibly: WHY WHAT WHEN DETAILS RIIIIIGHT NOW
<ELLIOTTCABLE> hello
<ELLIOTTCABLE> goodbye
<pikajude> wait
<pikajude> what happened to incomprehensibly
<pikajude> oh
<pikajude> moving to chicago
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<purr\Paws> [Paws.js] ELLIOTTCABLE pushed 1 new commit to Master: https://github.com/Paws/Paws.js/commit/5f1c5fe9176b2f439d241f5d80a92c3edd9b48a3
<purr\Paws> Paws.js/Master 5f1c5fe ELLIOTTCABLE: (- fix doc) Re-arranging README badges...
<purr\Paws> [Paws.js] ELLIOTTCABLE pushed 2 new commits to queueless+: https://github.com/ELLIOTTCABLE/Paws.js/compare/1c770c22148f...88bca11f78e8
<purr\Paws> Paws.js/queueless+ c227b0d ELLIOTTCABLE: + bumping major-versions of a few dependencies
<purr\Paws> Paws.js/queueless+ 88bca11 ELLIOTTCABLE: + dumping all the work on walk(), preparing to use giraphe instead...
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> im so sleepy >:
* gq gives ELLIOTTCABLE coffee
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gq: gonna need more than that
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm pretty caffeine'd the fuck up
<gq> then make it yourself
<ELLIOTTCABLE> just got home from spending all night at my usual 24-hour Starbucks haunt
* gq raises an eyebrow & drinks some
<gq> more for me
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: you should go to bed
<gq> yeah i know you did
<ELLIOTTCABLE> literally came home to poo.
<gq> hence pushing Paws commits around 4 am
<gq> oh
<gq> are you a home pooper
<ELLIOTTCABLE> leaving again soon to go to my fav early-morning Filipino restaurant
<gq> ic
<ELLIOTTCABLE> are you … are you a programmer
<ELLIOTTCABLE> did I forget this
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: i told you'd i'd write my own lang
<ELLIOTTCABLE> for some reason I'm surprised you know what a "commit" is
<gq> it's called Feathers
<ELLIOTTCABLE> this feels offensive but I have no idea why
<gq> as a tip to Paws
<ELLIOTTCABLE> have ... have we ever programmed a thing ...
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: i told you all langs were so stupid i was gonna write a new one and call it FUCK YOU ELLIOTTCABLE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> having a memory would be nice? ??
<gq> i found the quote from the old pawschan tumblr in my archives
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: tell me.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> my eyes hurt
<ELLIOTTCABLE> or like
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: we need to meet up so we can renew our brainlock on having no memory, at all, ever
<ELLIOTTCABLE> the spiky balls residing behind my eyeballs hurt
<ELLIOTTCABLE> brainlock
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: you mean like your brain
<ELLIOTTCABLE> idk is a brain a spiky ball?
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: yes
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I, okay
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I have to drive for like 8 hours later today
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gonna have to take some wild pills
<gq> did you know if you put brains i n cold water they'll stay firm for consumption
<gq> because i know.
<gq> :3
<ELLIOTTCABLE> last time I drove as exhausted as I am now / as high as I'm going to be soon,
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I stole a stop-sign?
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: i took 25 mg seroquel around 1 am and managed to stay awake
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: oh. do you still have it?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so like idk look forward to the forthcoming sequel
<gq> oh, i am.
<gq> try not to die!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> (spoiler it's probably a speed-limit sign)
<gq> or, uh, harm others!
<gq> ^_^
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gq: http://ell.io/iyMxP?.png
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: this is reviving my old desire to go on a roadtrip with nuck to raid your house
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: talked/yelled at nuck for like 2 hours on rizon this morning
<gq> over politics
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wat
<gq> it was nice catching up
<gq> well
<gq> '''nice'''
<ELLIOTTCABLE> you two share not just another channel, but another *network*?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that's so weird
<gq> he screeched at me a bit over my notnice re: hillary
<ELLIOTTCABLE> nuck: stop doing that
<gq> but o well
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: he's the reason i'm famous on Rizon
<ELLIOTTCABLE> there is no network but Freenode
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: freenode sucks
<ELLIOTTCABLE> there is no channel but #ELLIOTTCABLE
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: get over it
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: freenode /sucks/
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: srsly tho
<ELLIOTTCABLE> lmao no
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's where all the important channels are; why would I go anywhere else for, like, one or two channels
<gq> they have no sense of humor here, ELLIOTTCABLE
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE my dear, i like the wild west ircs
<ELLIOTTCABLE> or exclusively social channels
<gq> i like synirc
<gq> and god help me, efnet
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wut.
<gq> foonetic is like freenode but worse
<ELLIOTTCABLE> which client do you have that *actually gracefully handles multiple networks*
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: CTCP me and find out!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> because I *do* need to be in a couple channels on Mozilla's net; yet not a single fucking client I've tried can handle it worth shit
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gave up ages ago, and just create duplicates of any foolish channel that is on a lesser network
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: i still use irrcloud on mobile
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: it's good; i like the paid version too
<ELLIOTTCABLE> not even kidding: would rather be in an empty channel and talk to myself, than deal with the multi-network features of *any client* I've used.
<gq> i paid for it for like 6 months in 2012
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: fucking CTCP me already then
<gq> god
<gq> lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yeah, I'm on irccloud now; but there's no way to star/fav/move-to-the-top-of-the-list channels
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: also let me know when you want to each me how to Mac
<ELLIOTTCABLE> which means *either* I can see my Freenode channels, *or* my Mozilla channels, at a given time
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: i'm in the market for a new pc and i'm done with Windows
<ELLIOTTCABLE> omfg you're still on Windows!?
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: i even found a linux OS called Budgie
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: no, dual-booting with Ubuntu
<gq> so yes
<ELLIOTTCABLE> this is funny
<gq> but not as bad as it could be
<ELLIOTTCABLE> because like half of the Mac'ers I know are abandoning ship rn
<ELLIOTTCABLE> due to pissy over the new Macbook's battery life
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so they ragequat the entire ecosystem
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: pff. sounds about as childish as Mac users are in my experience
* ELLIOTTCABLE eye rolls
<gq> "i like a Mac because the people at the Genius store fix it for me!"
<ELLIOTTCABLE> anyway: I hear good things about, uh
<gq> motherfucker what? nobody touches my comp
<gq> NOBODY
* ELLIOTTCABLE eyerolls harder
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: i DO
<gq> laptop*
<gq> this is my latop this is my gun; this one's for fighting; that one's for FUN
<ELLIOTTCABLE> code, write code, play games, stop worrying about your OS or hardware
<ELLIOTTCABLE> *he says, after spending two days wrestling with drivers and OSes for Vive*
<gq> i'm just being petty because we were talking OSes
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: lmao sucker
<ELLIOTTCABLE> rite?!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck this noise
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: ikr.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> actually i'll be real, eGPUs are really fucking cool
<gq> ic
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Thunderbolt 3 is *literally* a gamechanger
<gq> really?
<gq> cool
<ELLIOTTCABLE> like. inflection-point, multitouch-level, gamechanger.
<gq> well i have $2 to speak at m
<gq> so i can't buy anything
<gq> but yeh.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> if we don't see “single-port laptops you slide into the back of your screen to get a superpowered-up GPU and 5k pixels and gigabit Ethernet and shit” before 2018, I'll eat a hairball
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: i'll hold you to that.
<gq> sheltie hair, too.
<gq> :3
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: did you see our new budgie
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I almost feel like Apple's been secretly waiting on Thunderbolt-3-style-shit for a decade, and quietly biding their time re: GPUs
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what the fuck is a budgie
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: oh, probablya;sfidya;sidyf
<ELLIOTTCABLE> didn't they make that one shooter
<gq> A PARAKEET
<gq> AN ANIMAL
<gq> WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
<gq> THEY'RE MY BABIES
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what's it called
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Infinity? naaaah
<gq> budgerigar
<gq> from australia
<gq> 9_9
<ELLIOTTCABLE> MARATHON
<ELLIOTTCABLE> OMG SO MANY MEMORIES JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> FUCK
<ELLIOTTCABLE> brb emulating Marathon
<gq> lmao
<ELLIOTTCABLE> woah
<ELLIOTTCABLE> woah.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 1994.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> woah.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm old.
<gq> fuck 1994.
<gq> 2004 was better.
<gq> lmao same.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I didn't think I'd been gaming that far back
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I didn't think I had *memories* that far back
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: psh. i have memories from age 2 or 3
<gq> it's actually easier to remember that than being 10
<gq> thanks, therapy
<gq> "OHLOL WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR TRAUMA" "no" "IT'LL HELP" "fine" "OH DID WE FORGET TO MENTION NOW YOU'LL FORGET EVERYTHING UNLESS YOU MEDITATE REALLY HARD OOPS BYE"
<gq> :|
<gq> ><;;;
<ELLIOTTCABLE> idk any of the words you're saying
<ELLIOTTCABLE> this is not my experience with therapy
<gq> on that note ELLIOTTCABLE do you remember saying one of my exes looked like a rapist
* ELLIOTTCABLE points at your experience with therapy
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: well i had no money and had to go with the one my parents picked
<ELLIOTTCABLE> is that a spooky ball
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -purr
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -come back
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -i miss you
<gq> -give me the code
<ELLIOTTCABLE> you have it?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wait, what's your GitHub username
<gq> lemme look
<ELLIOTTCABLE> anyway purr's in the data, not the code )=
<gq> i'll rebuild her
<gq> so
<gq> I CAN DO IT
<gq> WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY
<ELLIOTTCABLE> him*
<gq> him*
<gq> i couldn't remember
<ELLIOTTCABLE> i'm just gonna start being purr for purr
<gq> pls2forgive etc
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: do it
<gq> -what
* gq waits
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wait no I'll get banned from a bajillion channels if I switch names that often
<gq> lmao
<ELLIOTTCABLE> people already regularly get pissed if I make ONE name joke
<ELLIOTTCABLE> FUCKING ONE
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: and that's why freenode sucks
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's TWO LINES, and ur channel is active enough that it's literally ONE LINE PER SCREEN
<gq> one time i locked myself out of my account here and the oper who helped me deleted all my joke nicks
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm so fucking sorry that my joy and happiness costs you all ONE LINE
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: i had all the star wars characters :(
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that MOST VALUABLE CLIENTS DOn'T EVEN SHOW
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: ikr
<ELLIOTTCABLE> arb
<gq> lmao.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> have u read anathem
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's geekbro trash
<gq> no. link me.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but god I can't un-love it
<ELLIOTTCABLE> WHAT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> sis do you even read
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: github is gabriellemv
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: i have shitty eyes from slowly going blind; i'm learning to rely on mye ars
<gq> *ears
<ELLIOTTCABLE> sis do you even audioread
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: so, yes, but kind of. complex etc
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: sometimes.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> i'm slowly going deaf
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: what a great team we make!!!!1
<ELLIOTTCABLE> let's merge and form one functioning human
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: okay!
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: bonus points: you get to fuck that *points at D's ass*
<ELLIOTTCABLE> do you have functioning insides
<ELLIOTTCABLE> smeh
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: yes.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> okay I will trade u your insides for my eyes
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: okay!
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: no takebacksies!
<gq> 8)
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: pls sign on the dotted line in blood.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> *eight months later, gq and nuck show up in Chicago, holding spoons and horrifically blank smiles*
<gq> -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: 83
<gq> precisely
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 88?
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: no, 8 3
<gq> eight 3
<gq> it's a text emoji
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 73.
<gq> for a slightly manic cutegrin
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -g 88
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -g 73
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -g why
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -g sadness
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -g grieving
<gq> -g grieving
<gq> oh
<gq> or are you just -g 'ing
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -g coping with the loss of a loved one
<gq> is there a bot in here responding to you lol
<gq> -g grieving someone who hasn't passed
<gq> -g grieving children i will never have
<gq> -g grieving grandparent who hates me but is still alive
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -g tinder for finding a new bot
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -g how long should I wait before getting a new bot
<gq> -g bots gone wild
<gq> -g 29f bots
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -g coed bots
<gq> -g local bots having a good time
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -g will i ever love again
<gq> -g what is love baby don't hurt me youtube
<gq> oh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gq and ec are *way* more fun than Vladimir and Estragon
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: fuck yeh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> okay new app
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “I'm Feeling Fucky”
<ELLIOTTCABLE> you type a search query
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and then some other user fulfills it for you with a URL
<ELLIOTTCABLE> you get a push-notification when it's fulfilled
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: i approve.
<gq> -love "i'm feeling fucky"
<ELLIOTTCABLE> frankly. this is actually a very good idea. please go make it.
* ELLIOTTCABLE returns to his completely pointless addiction
<ELLIOTTCABLE> mvim Paws.js
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: okay. did you want 10 or 25% of fees as title maker
<ELLIOTTCABLE> nope its urs free of charge
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: thanks bud. so can i get a consult on something
<ELLIOTTCABLE> all I ask for is priority service in the processing queue
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: you got it.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> only if it's like
<ELLIOTTCABLE> "does this mole look like Jesus"
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: it's NC-17 fanfic.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> or
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: of a webcomic.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh god nope
<ELLIOTTCABLE> unless it's a webcomic I like
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: fine. do you want to see some boob picutres
<gq> *pictures
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: do you like Unsounded?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I watched some anime
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that name is only vaguely familiar
<gq> then you might like Unsounded.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> One Punch Man was good
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wait
<ELLIOTTCABLE> OH
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I read like
<gq> lemme go find my favorite page for you to look at
<ELLIOTTCABLE> two pages of that
<ELLIOTTCABLE> before getting confused 🙄
<gq> yeah it's very dense
<gq> the author is a huge Moby Dick fangirl
<gq> and it shows
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it was very slow and not very funny
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yeah lol
<gq> i have the worst crush on her in the world.
<gq> what? fuck you it's hilarious
<ELLIOTTCABLE> awuh
<gq> the art saves it.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I like bite-sized-humour webcomics
<gq> ah
<ELLIOTTCABLE> trash like gq or xkgq
<ELLIOTTCABLE> er
<gq> lmaoooooooo
<ELLIOTTCABLE> uh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> qc* or xkcr
<ELLIOTTCABLE> w/e igu
<ELLIOTTCABLE> bbl
<gq> speaking
<gq> of
<gq> comics
<gq> HAVE YOU SEEN THE SU LEAKS
* gq hops up and down
<ELLIOTTCABLE> don't u dare
<gq> I WON'T
<gq> I WAS JUST CHECKING
<gq> i have something for you
<ELLIOTTCABLE> my desktops are all David Lanham
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and they cycle every time the computer sleeps
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and they are so cute
<ELLIOTTCABLE> this one is a 1l-soda-bottle chasing an, uh,
<ELLIOTTCABLE> idk
<gq> let me know if that loads
<ELLIOTTCABLE> amethyst is @kellythebearcat
<gq> i know.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ugh i love her more now
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: amethyst is my birthstone.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I fell in love with amethyst and then realized I know her irl and then was like “this is perfect”
<ELLIOTTCABLE> just realized how early it is and how loud my subwoofers are rn
<ELLIOTTCABLE> DEAL WITH IT NEIGHBOURS
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I AM #NOSLEEP
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: did i tell you about the custom wedding ring i designed?
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: d and i's 7th annivesary is april 3rd 2017
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gq: did I tell you about the custom wedding ring I designed
<gq> are you one-upping me.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yes.
<gq> fuck you you don't even have a marriage
<gq> i have a marriage. i have it so hard.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> lol I'm That Guy who's known precisely what his wedding ring and proposal would look like since he was 12
<gq> bimonthly or better IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: ur so gay
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I, uh, don't
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ugh there's a cutie
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: sex, darling.
<gq> i was making a sex joke.
* gq eyeroll
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gq send help i have some feels
<gq> you're hopeless
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and i would rather not
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: there is no help, i have feels of my own for my new irl boytoy
<gq> also a girl i'm msging thru Tinder
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but I never have feels
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I stop them using No
<ELLIOTTCABLE> )=
<ELLIOTTCABLE> i'm too old and grumpy to deal with feels rn
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE used DENIAL
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm too mentally unhealthy to deal with feels
<gq> It wasn't very effective...
<ELLIOTTCABLE> no time, spoons, or desire for feels ಠ_ಠ
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: too bad. either lobotomize yourself or l2deal.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> more importantly it's way too early and I want the feels to stop so they don't ruin my chances.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> hm
<ELLIOTTCABLE> does that … work
<gq> 2 days later "MONTANA MAN FOUND WANDERING THE STREETS WITH A BUTTER KNIFE IN HIS FOREHEAD"
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: yes and no.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> can you actually
<ELLIOTTCABLE> like, intellect
<ELLIOTTCABLE> hm
<ELLIOTTCABLE> idk programming requires emotion
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: do it yourself? no, you cannot whitequark your own brain like he did with his tooth
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it is art, it is design, so sigh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> don't even fucking tell me.
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: did you miss that? whitequark gave himself a root canal at home.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ugh I used to be so good at not having people who *hate* me
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: he twittered it at me.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that all went to shit post, like, 2014
<gq> oh, does he hate you now
<gq> that's a hame
<gq> it's fine
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so does Liv, and apparently now so does Ellen
* gq pats
<ELLIOTTCABLE> idk I think so
<gq> well i still love you
<gq> i don't know nor car who those are
<gq> so it's still fine
<gq> how are Tasha & Emily & babby Elliott?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so I had like, 1/2 a person hating me for half a decade (you) (1/2 b/cuz only half the time)
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and then over the next like four years, I gained one Hater™ per year, on average
<ELLIOTTCABLE> tasha is hurting and I miss her and it sucks dick
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ellitt, I dunno much
<ELLIOTTCABLE> liv is my best-friend's other-friend, who used to want to be *my* friend, too
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Ellen is a relatively recent ex, with whom I got along with just fine for a year after our breakup ...
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ... and who just now blocked me on Everything?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> for reasons completely unknown, at least to me
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: probably she's having feels and wants space
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: idk if that will make you feel worse or better.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> lol fuck nah
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: i didn't say what kind of feels, darling.
<gq> i'm having ex!feels of my own because my rapist just got engaged.
<gq> but that's neither here nor there.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> woah.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that's heavy af.
<gq> yes.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ahhah lord so I'm now like
<ELLIOTTCABLE> weirdly embedded in the Trans Woman Scene?
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: same
<ELLIOTTCABLE> like wtf 4/5ths of my friends are trans
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: everyone on Rizon thinks i'm a badly passing trans woman
<gq> which is hilariously sad because i'm the opposite
* gq is a reverse trap
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and the worst part is I'm pre-existing friend with *several* pairs along oppressive axes
<ELLIOTTCABLE> reverse trap? YOU'RE A TRANS MAN AND DIDN'T TELL ME
<ELLIOTTCABLE> or are you an enby
<gq> YUO DIDN'T ASK
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I have very not-woke opinions about enby rn tbh
<gq> an enby with severe bottom dysphoria
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so like don't even get me started
<gq> that's fine, so do i
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yeah but I'm a very privileged straight white male :P
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: i would transition but it would cost me my marriage.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> little diff
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what why
<ELLIOTTCABLE> D doesn't like D
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: he's bicurious.
<gq> that's not enough.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> not like bithirsty
<ELLIOTTCABLE> uh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> bicommitted?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> biinvested.
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: biinvested but he's deep in the closet
<ELLIOTTCABLE> thanks to twitter, I now know the word ‘BiFi’
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: yes, but i dont' look like Eddie Redmayne
<gq> so do me a favor and don't @ him about htis lmao
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and I caaaaaaan't
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: IKR
<gq> best word
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “and don't @ him about tits”
<gq> this*
<ELLIOTTCABLE> like i don't even remember his handle gq
<ELLIOTTCABLE> this person and I are not friends
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I barely know *you*
<gq> 'this person'
<ELLIOTTCABLE> i mean, but really ...
<gq> the first male you told me you'd ever met in person that you were actually attracted to enough to want to fuck and you call him 'this person' instead of his NAME
<gq> okay where are you
<gq> i'm visiting you immediately
<gq> this is unacceptable.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Chicago, where I always am
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that's totally a lie, I travel a fuckton, I guess
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: yeah right do you know how many times i have called you or you called me
<gq> LOL I WAS JUST IN WASHINGTON LOLOLOLOL
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but yes for the immediate future, I'm staying home
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: probably best, the weather is nope.jpg right now
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I haven't been in WA for yeaaaaaars
<ELLIOTTCABLE> smeh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> alaskan
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: but you've been in MONTANA
<ELLIOTTCABLE> weather doesn't scare me
<gq> WHERE MY FAVORITE SISINLAW LIVES
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Verity's actually still an extreme-weather virgin
<gq> oh
<gq> idk who that is
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and I'm burning to fuck her right up
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: yeah, that's you all over
<ELLIOTTCABLE> my car, gq, my car?
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: who is Verity
<ELLIOTTCABLE> google jeeze
<gq> fuck your car
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: i'm not an autophile like you
<ELLIOTTCABLE> this is implying you haven't seen my car
<ELLIOTTCABLE> gq, I promise you, you're missing a golden opportunity to make fun of me
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: i've seen the car i just don't give a shit :3
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh phew
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but it's such a wonderful color be happy for me
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but Verity's basically dealt with “some snow and ice.” dahsitt.
<gq> i'm not happy for you, you're cleraly miserable.
<gq> clearly*.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> anyway Bert had been through Some Shit, even Patience had
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: trust me if i wanted to make fun of you i'd be much crueler than taking aim at the car.
<gq> ah.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> verity needs, like, at least a tornado! we're in the midwest.
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> or a Real Blizzard
<ELLIOTTCABLE> not whatever they call blizzards here, which are laughable
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<partycat> do you like my nick
<ELLIOTTCABLE> although to be fair, they DON"T FUCK AROUND with the cold, here.
<partycat> ELLIOTTCABLE: somebody keeps trying to steal it
<ELLIOTTCABLE> like JESUS
<partycat> i'd log in and have like 5 failed login attempts
<partycat> from some stupid fucker who wants it
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so many people try to log in as ec
<partycat> well they can't have it
<partycat> it was my dead friend's
<partycat> and now
<partycat> it's
<partycat> mien.
<partycat> mine.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I own kelly's old Twitter
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ish
<partycat> nice
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I put my IRC on my top screens now,
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so that I get a natural “you've been staring at IRC too long, instead of working” notification, when my neck starts hurting
<ELLIOTTCABLE> goodbye paws time
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -g giraphe
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -g a bot to write my code for me
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -g can you train a bot to write code for you
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -g can you train a dog to write code for you
<partycat> ELLIOTTCABLE: thank god d went to work
<partycat> i can record
<partycat> iv'e been waiting for him to wake up for hours
<partycat> so i can restart working on my album
<ELLIOTTCABLE> r u a recording artist now
<ELLIOTTCABLE> call it "boogers"
<partycat> ELLIOTTCABLE: 'now' i've had my own band for years called Mixies Fixies
<partycat> ELLIOTTCABLE: it's a cover band. my real band that plays original stuff is called Remy's Revenge.
<partycat> ELLIOTTCABLE: and thank you i'll consider that for a concept album but it's name is The Answer Is Never.
<partycat> anyway, any requests?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Some Chords, Deadmau5
<partycat> ELLIOTTCABLE: something i can do a vocal cover of, darling.
<partycat> ELLIOTTCABLE: i can do chords as a warmup but that's pretty boring.
<partycat> ELLIOTTCABLE: i could do a Bryan Adams cover? or are you over the Spirit film
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Deadmau5, but Acapella
<partycat> ELLIOTTCABLE: kk
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what is the Spirit film
<ELLIOTTCABLE> is that the fucking trash one
<partycat> ELLIOTTCABLE: Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I do not know this
<partycat> no, it's the furry bait film
<partycat> but with horses instead of lions
<partycat> yes you do, ELLIOTTCABLE
<partycat> we bonded over both of our last.fms having the soundtrack
<ELLIOTTCABLE> i def dont
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what.
<partycat> ELLIOTTCABLE: you def do.
<partycat> yuuuuuuuuuuuuup
* partycat grins
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I have nothing by anybody called "bryan adams" in my spotify
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ␣w=
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I love vim
<ELLIOTTCABLE> god i'm an addict
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I could never use anything else now
<partycat> ELLIOTTCABLE: are we spotify friends
<partycat> ELLIOTTCABLE: i have a playlist for you
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's very strange, you having this nick
<partycat> i have judofyr and bluebie
<ELLIOTTCABLE> because your name becomes the same colour as somebody else's
<partycat> and some other irc pals
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but they don't talk nearly so much
<partycat> ELLIOTTCABLE: ikr
<partycat> i hate when people's alt nicks are diff colours
<ELLIOTTCABLE> jesus christ also STOP MIS-CORRECTING MY WORDS, iOS
<partycat> drives me batty
<ELLIOTTCABLE> er, macOS
<partycat> ELLIOTTCABLE: lmao same
<partycat> ELLIOTTCABLE: here you go! this made Cole run screaming spotify:user:gabriellemv:playlist:29qwMFYnmSIWyXyg6BCjXV
<ELLIOTTCABLE> WHERE THE FUCK IS "ELLIOTT-ENGLISH"
<partycat> ELLIOTTCABLE: lmao
<partycat> what about 'elliott eyes'
<partycat> remember that
<ELLIOTTCABLE> because colour definitely isn't five fucking letters, you trash
<partycat> lmao
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and potatoe doesn't stop with a fucking "o"
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 🙄
<partycat> ELLIOTTCABLE: haha
<partycat> ELLIOTTCABLE: ಠ_ಠ remember that ?
<partycat> just like constantly in here
<partycat> every 5 seconds'd be you ಠ_ಠ-ing at something or someone
<partycat> tehe
<ELLIOTTCABLE> when ur computer can't spell, ur house can't turn off the tv, and ur car won't close its driver's door
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that's still pretty accurate
<partycat> ELLIOTTCABLE: INTERNET OF THINGS 8D
<partycat> ELLIOTTCABLE: it really is.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I've just kinda split it into -_-, ಠ_ಠ, and 🙄
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but all shades of the same emotion
<partycat> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ is my new faovirte
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “i am above all of this because I am the great ELLIOTTCABLE”
<partycat> favorite*
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ugh I ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ too much
<ELLIOTTCABLE> mostly in iMessage tho
<partycat> ELLIOTTCABLE: lol ^5
<partycat> fuck i want an iPhone
<ELLIOTTCABLE> because I'm much less-annoyed in iMessage than I am on here
<partycat> haha
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so I'm usually like “okay! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯” to, basically, anything
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ill send u a broken one, I have a stack?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I break phones
<ELLIOTTCABLE> like once a year
<ELLIOTTCABLE> actually, hm that isn't that often
<partycat> ELLIOTTCABLE: yes please
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but it feels like more often because I never get rid of them
<partycat> ELLIOTTCABLE: i'm toying with making mobile apps
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so I just have a bucket of broken phones -_-
<partycat> i haven't released any attempts because perfectionist
<partycat> ELLIOTTCABLE: nice lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> admittedly, a very small bucket
<ELLIOTTCABLE> PICKBINS
<ELLIOTTCABLE> PICKBINS ARE LIFE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> HOW DO I CONVINCE EVERYBODY-EVERYWHERE TO GET PICKBINS
<partycat> ELLIOTTCABLE: yeah we have the dead phone funeral home here
<partycat> idk what a pickbin is ELLIOTTCABLE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> life is not worth living without 1. dogs, 2. pickbins, 3. dogs in pickbins
<ELLIOTTCABLE> LITERALLY, HUNDREDS OF THEM
<ELLIOTTCABLE> PICKBINS ARE LOVE, PICKBINS ARE LIFE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -gi pickbins
<partycat> ELLIOTTCABLE: wtf is apickbins
<ELLIOTTCABLE> shit like that
<partycat> oh
<partycat> that's cute
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I use them for EVERYTHING, EVERYWHERE
<partycat> tehe
<ELLIOTTCABLE> you can only really order them in massive bulk, because they're designed for industrial settings,
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so the barrier-to-entry is pretty high, financially
<partycat> ELLIOTTCABLE: hey you might know: do you know any good resources for screening for adult autism?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> like, “several hundred dollars”
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ONCE YOU DO.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> FOREVER MORE.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> WILL BE.
<partycat> haha
<partycat> yeah organization is love, organization is life.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ORG
<ELLIOTTCABLE> AN
<ELLIOTTCABLE> IZED
<ELLIOTTCABLE> well I mean like, moreso
* ELLIOTTCABLE eyes the "pile of random unorganized shit" pickbin beside his workbench
<partycat> ELLIOTTCABLE: lol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> the "Elliott of 2016":
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “Buy pickbins! Become certified as a HAM radio operator! Snuggle everybody that you know! Acquire as many dogs as possible!”
<ELLIOTTCABLE> broken fucking record
<ELLIOTTCABLE> actually, the dogs one was also "Elliott of 2015", "Elliott of 2014", and "Elliott of 2013"; let's be real.
<partycat> ELLIOTTCABLE: tehe
<ELLIOTTCABLE> /nick gq
<ELLIOTTCABLE> /nick ggq
<partycat> ELLIOTTCABLE: what are you doing
<partycat> lol
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<gq> like dis?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> c\code
<gq> wat.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fixing my 1.25hr, broken-ass implementation of partial application
<gq> ah
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucking iCloud
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucking dropbox
<ELLIOTTCABLE> okay, I need a cloud-service specifically built to *sync git repository working-states*
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that I don't have to put any effort or setup into
<ELLIOTTCABLE> literally Dropbox but specifically for git repos / source-code.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> handles xattrs, resource-forks intelligently; and integrates with git merge tools when there are conflicts on sync
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 'githubhub'
<ELLIOTTCABLE> think they'd sue me for that?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> i'm probably the only person who misses resource forks
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: uhhhh there is one
<gq> hold on
<gq> spideroak
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “After a healthy bout of laughing, I nuked it from all of my computers.”
<gq> lol
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> send spoons and love?
<ljharb> ELLIOTTCABLE: i LOVED resource forks
<ljharb> resedit was my jam
<gq> ELLIOTTCABLE: *sends 5 million spoons in the mail*
<ELLIOTTCABLE> they came this morning, good job you discovered Amazon Previous-Day Delivery
<gq> das me ;)
<pikajude> none of those are big spoons
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