alexgordon changed the topic of #elliottcable to: https://gist.github.com/atg/0c323cc4b80c7372d05de77ab39b5d32 slash-𝕯𝖊𝖓-𝖔𝖋-𝕯𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖉-𝕯𝖆𝖒𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖘 || #ELLIOTTCABLE is not about ELLIOTTCA
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> help
<Pyrrh> but why
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Pyrrh: -_--
<ELLIOTTCABLE> [- ̳-]
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Pyrrh: come write javascript for me
<ELLIOTTCABLE> II'll teach you ... a thing
<ELLIOTTCABLE> choose a thin
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I know many thi
<Coraline> I have just thing ngs for you
<Coraline> Dammit
<Coraline> I have just the ngs for you
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ngs
<Coraline> Stupid alcohol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Stupicohol
<Coraline> Making me muddy-minded
<ELLIOTTCABLE> got a drink to try girl tonight
<ELLIOTTCABLE> got a girl to try scotch tonight
<Coraline> Put me back on the vicodin
<Coraline> Ooh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> got a scotch to try drink tonight (just to complete the circle)
<Coraline> Does she like drinking campfires?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> campfires pff
<Coraline> The best scotch tastes like a campfire
<ELLIOTTCABLE> good scotch is dentists'-office scotch, not campifre scotch
<Coraline> Smoky peaty or go home
<ELLIOTTCABLE> get dat islay in me
<Coraline> Nooooooo
<ELLIOTTCABLE> highland SCUM
<Coraline> We can't be friends anymore :(
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh shuttup freenode, #elliottcable: You're not a channel operator
<ELLIOTTCABLE> /kick Coraline HIGHLAND SCUM
<Coraline> Hahaha
<ELLIOTTCABLE> you haven't been banned from #elliottaclbe yet it's a right of passage
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -ban everyone
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -kick everyone
<ELLIOTTCABLE> there's a bot command for this I forget what it is
<Coraline> I don't wanna
<Coraline> I don't like this game I want to go home
<Coraline> I drank all night
<ELLIOTTCABLE> /kick Coraline go home?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> why!?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I had oen drink
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -ovoids @ Coraline
<Coraline> I started with a stout called Holy Molé
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I can't beer anymore
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'd say it's very sad except, tbh. Scotch. so who cares.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so the friends who bought my prius are coming back up to chicago visit for a weekend
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and we're trading cars and it's gonna be super-cute
<Coraline> I ended the night with several gin & tonics
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I'mm gonn be drivin' PATIENCE! <'3
<Coraline> Aww!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> my ol' babygirl
<Coraline> Nostalgia
<Coraline> I wonder who ended up with my old car
<Coraline> It looked sad at the dealer's lot
<Coraline> One sideview mirror clinging on by its cables
<ELLIOTTCABLE> D: by its cables!? geeze
<ELLIOTTCABLE> idk how well Patrick, kelly's husband, is gonna deal with driving a pink car
<Coraline> Someone hit my mirror while I was parked on the street
<ELLIOTTCABLE> he's kinda chubby and bearded, it's cute;
<Coraline> Patrick had fucking better well deal with it!
<ELLIOTTCABLE> patrick
<ELLIOTTCABLE> is gonna rock that car
<Coraline> That patrick
<ELLIOTTCABLE> whether he likes it or not
<ELLIOTTCABLE> patrick looks like a word
<Coraline> Hell yeha
<Coraline> Patrick is a word
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I mean, like, a different word
<ELLIOTTCABLE> (0, _powerAssert2.default)(_rec8._expr(_rec8._capt(_rec8._capt(_lodash2.default, 'arguments/0/callee/object').every(_rec8._capt(returned, 'arguments/0/arguments/0'), function (node) {
<ELLIOTTCABLE> return $.predicate.call(node, node);
<ELLIOTTCABLE> when ur powerassert shits all over ur code
<Coraline> Pennsylvania subterfuge
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh SHIT no WONDER this explodes
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yeah, wow
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wow.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wow wow wow.
<Coraline> You should totally start calling him that
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -what
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -purr?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -wake up
<Coraline> Pennsylvania subterfuge = PA trick
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -i miss you baby
<purr> * katlogic is strong believer in Microsoft
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ..what
<Coraline> CMON
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -what @ Coraline
<purr> <nuck> gq: So basically you pooped on ELLIOTTCABLE?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> not that I recall, but my time with gq is pretty fuzzy
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -what
<purr> * devyn haggasadandalcold
<ELLIOTTCABLE> haggasadandalcold
<Coraline> Danish for 'fish lord'
<ELLIOTTCABLE> the fact that those lined up pleases mei mmensely
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -what
<purr> <dskuza> DP ALL THE THINGS
<Coraline> You cannot contain me
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -what
<purr> <micahjohnston> yeah Haskell is a lot of filigree on top of lambda calculus :p
<Coraline> still I rise
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -what
<ELLIOTTCABLE> i agree
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ♪
<purr> <sephr> yeah I had to change my opinion so I could disagree with you
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I remember that
<ELLIOTTCABLE> classic eli grey
<Coraline> My friends sent me a stuffy for my recovery
<ELLIOTTCABLE> there are ... several things my mind thinks that could be
<Coraline> A plush Cthulhu with barrettes in his tentacles
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and at least three of them are sexual in nature
<Coraline> Hahaha
<Coraline> A friend asked me if that was my name for my new vagina
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I went on a first date tonight and made a weird comment about sex I regret right near the end
<Coraline> Oh no
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Barette?
<Coraline> Hair clip
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Cthulhu?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Stuffy?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Eli Grey?
<Coraline> Mysteries abound
<Coraline> I myself am strange and unusual
<ELLIOTTCABLE> these tweets are now a thing
<Coraline> I like the way you think
<ELLIOTTCABLE> my brain is very tired
<Coraline> You had a date
<ljharb> like, "you're getting a new vagina, let's party"?
<Coraline> Of course you are tired
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I went on a date, and it went well, and all I can think of is other things that are over
<Coraline> You were 'on' all night
<Coraline> Aww I'm sorry
<ELLIOTTCABLE> like wtf is wrong with me rn
<Coraline> Nothing wrong with being vulnerable
<ELLIOTTCABLE> there's a person I'm just violently and irreparably in love with from my Deep Past, and that's just, like, something I live with
<Coraline> Take it easy on yourself hon
<Coraline> Oh
<ELLIOTTCABLE> like some strange, quiet disease that's never going to kill me, just quietly and incurably reduce my quality-of-life indefinitely
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but I'm *also* currently weirdly upset over the end of another recent thing? whom I was very much not, like, “in love” with?
<Coraline> that makes sense
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I just. liked it. and am weirdly-over-disappointed that it's over, despite how short it lasted.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so I'm currently somehow actively ‘going through’ two breakups at once wtf
<Coraline> So my first love was this amazing Pakistani artist woman named Fatimah
<ELLIOTTCABLE> like there's the one never-ending breakup, and then the Twitter rando that I'm having weird upsetting feelings over, *also*? -_-
<Coraline> She graduated college and her visa required her to return to Pakistan
<Coraline> Her family did not approve of her dating a white person
<ELLIOTTCABLE> (tonight's girl is from Jordan)
<Coraline> So our mutual friend Sarah forwarded letters from me to her
<Coraline> Sarah was also Fatimah's ex-gh
<Coraline> gf
<Coraline> Sarah got jealous
<Coraline> Sarah told me that Fatimah was killed in a car accident
<Coraline> And stopped forrwarding me her letters
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ... at what age was all this?
<Coraline> I found out YEARS later that that was a lie
<Coraline> I was 19
<Coraline> I saw an editorial she wrote after 9/11
<Coraline> I got in touch with her
<Coraline> I had mentally made our time together 100% magical
<ELLIOTTCABLE> there's a Famous Elliott Ex who killed a couple people and then dropped off the map for a decade
<Coraline> When we talked again and reminisced... she reminded me that pretty much all we did was fight
<ELLIOTTCABLE> not quite on ur level though, I think you win
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and that's saying a lot 'cuz I got some crazy dating history
<Coraline> So our actual time together was miserable
<Coraline> But because in my head she had died I couldn't think a single bad thing about her or our time together
<Coraline> Brains are fucked up
<Coraline> (wow that's also fucked up)
<ELLIOTTCABLE> this is me and all of my exes without them dying?
<Coraline> It's the same thing
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I think I still love every person I've ever loved.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Just, in most cases, it's healthy; but in one, it's obsessive. /=
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucken chelsea, man, fucken chelsea broke me
<Coraline> Brains are fucked. We're wired to be miserable.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fact
<ljharb> i still love most every person i've ever loved
<ljharb> to not do so is pretty weird i think
<Coraline> I will never love anyone the way I remember loving Fatimah
<Coraline> But I never did love her that way either
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ljharb: literally everybody I hang out with acts as if it's Super Fucking Unhealthy?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I don't have a single ex I'm not on at least *mostly* good terms with; and in many cases, they're close friends
<ljharb> i think what's super fucking unhealthy is pretending like you can "get over" the trauma of losing a deep emotional conneection
<ELLIOTTCABLE> almost every one of my close friends is an ex, or at least someone I've had sex with. I get criticized for this all the time by people who *aren't* close-friends-or-exes.
<ljharb> you can totes learn to cope with it
<ljharb> but "get over it"? please.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> lol
<purr> lolnope
* ELLIOTTCABLE hugs ljharb
<ELLIOTTCABLE> let's have a hug at <insert conference here>
<ELLIOTTCABLE> wait, have, we met
<ljharb> deal
<ELLIOTTCABLE> did nexxy ever introduce us?
<ljharb> and nope, not that i know of
<ELLIOTTCABLE> woah
<ljharb> i've only hung out with nexxy in person 3 or 4 times
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I just assumed you were one of the people I dragged in here after a NodeConf or JSconf
<ljharb> i've never been to one of those
<ELLIOTTCABLE> whaot
<ljharb> i keep wanting to but things keep coming up
<ELLIOTTCABLE> are you, by any chance, doing StrangeLoop this sept?
<ljharb> i am not
* Coraline has also never met and/or hugged ELLIOTTCABLE
<ljharb> preggers spouse keeps me mostly anchored
<ELLIOTTCABLE> where do you live? bay area?
<ljharb> yup yup, just south of SF
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what's a good slur for the bay area, I need an angry way to express my contempt when referring to it
<ljharb> depends what thing you're contemptuous of
<ELLIOTTCABLE> bay n'erea
<ljharb> thing(s)
<ELLIOTTCABLE> bay nevereverea
<Coraline> Nay Area
<ljharb> notbad.gif
<ELLIOTTCABLE> notbad.gif
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -find gif
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Found: thumbs up, best thing ever, scary, and curling
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -curling @ Coraline
<ljharb> lol
<Coraline> Can't unsee
<ELLIOTTCABLE> The Elliott Curling of Approval?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -scary @ Coraline
<ELLIOTTCABLE> these are terrible
<ELLIOTTCABLE> clearly remnants from when purr was in ##JavaScript or #Node.js
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -best thing ever
<purr> THINGEVER IS BESTEVER
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I ...... don't know what I expected
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -find best thing ever
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: THE BEST THING EVER? THIS GIF. http://www.all4myspace.com/preview_files/keeprockin.gif
<Coraline> 404
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ‘404 Not Found’ trollface.gif
<ELLIOTTCABLE> nicely played, purr, nicely played
<Coraline> What a downer
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -factoid best thing ever
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Popularity: 2, last changed by: <unknown>, <unknown time> ago
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's an old one, to boot
* ELLIOTTCABLE belts out country to himself at 2AM
<Coraline> Why am I not sleeping
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -sol @ Coraline
<purr> Coraline: 17 045 ſ 257 752
<Coraline> I have a half day of work to do tomorrow
<Coraline> Sloooooowly coming off medical leave
<ELLIOTTCABLE> woah I missed 17k
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ‘NewK’ sounds like a holiday from a post-apocalyptic-wasteland scifi novel
<Coraline> I have no idea what you're talking about
<ELLIOTTCABLE> “The survivors gathered every thousand days to celebrate another k of resistance, another k of resourcefulness and imagination, another k beating back the dark”
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -ujd @ Coraline
<purr> Coraline: UNIX/Julian Date (more info: http://yreality.net/UJD)
<Coraline> NewK Cola
* ELLIOTTCABLE adds a recurring calendar event
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -sol -s 18000
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Sun, 14 Apr 2019 00:00:00 GMT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> damn, gotta wait for 2019
<Coraline> As per usual
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -sol -s 17100
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Wed, 26 Oct 2016 00:00:00 GMT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -sol -s 17100100
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Sun, 26 Jun 48788 00:00:00 GMT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> -sol -s 17100 ſ 100
<purr> ELLIOTTCABLE: Wed, 26 Oct 2016 02:23:59 GMT
<ELLIOTTCABLE> coo
<Coraline> This is fine
<ELLIOTTCABLE> trying to open @jennygadget's megathread broke my twitter
<Coraline> I should sleep
<Coraline> Meanwhile you plan my vagina party
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ooooo there's a leap-second coming up
<ELLIOTTCABLE> we'll have your vagina-shower during the leap-second!
<Coraline> Okie
<ELLIOTTCABLE> December 31, 2016, at 23:59:60 UTC.
<Coraline> Gnight sir
<ELLIOTTCABLE> lolol goodnight CORALINE
<purr> xyzlol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> cannot hear your name w/o bluehair and buttons
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> wtf happened to the rotation of the Earth between 200 and 2006
<ELLIOTTCABLE> 2000
<ELLIOTTCABLE> He has an extensive online site[25] devoted to the issues and the history of leap seconds, including a set of references about the proposal and arguments against it.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I have found my soulmate
<ELLIOTTCABLE> woah well that explains so much! cool!
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<cloudhead> alexgordon ocaml syntax gives me a boner, I don't know what you're talking about
<alexgordon> cloudhead: it's not as bad as erlang
<alexgordon> but still crazy
<cloudhead> erlang is pretty bad I admit
<cloudhead> I like crazy looking syntax though
<cloudhead> perl, ocaml, shell
<cloudhead> vimscript
<cloudhead> the greatest attrocities have been committed with clean looking code
<alexgordon> lmao
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<incomprehensibly> 8:45:37 AM <cloudhead> the greatest attrocities have been committed with clean looking code
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<pikajude> hey guys, i'm stupid
<pikajude> I need to printf a string with a certain length but it's not null terminated
<pikajude> how do I do this
<cloudhead> pikajude: that's not a string
<cloudhead> if it's not null-terminated
<cloudhead> so don't see why printf would accept it
<cloudhead> you can't add a \0 at the end?
<pikajude> figured out that if I made it an NSMutableData i could use mutableBytes
<pikajude> which doesn't have a const qualifier
<cloudhead> ObjC?
<pikajude> yes
<pikajude> then i can just set buf[[data length]] = 0
<pikajude> and then it can be printed F
<cloudhead> nice
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<cloudhead> anyone going to LambaWorld this month?
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<Pyrrh> um no but now I want to lol
<purr> lol
<cloudhead> haha
<cloudhead> I'm looking for a travel partner(s)
<Pyrrh> I think my boss might kill me if I leave the country any more times in the next 4 months XD
<cloudhead> haha
<pikajude> it's usually a bad sign when you pair with someone to debug an issue
<pikajude> and they say "telnet to this URL"
<pikajude> not a good sign
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<Pyrrh> yikes, telnet
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