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<karryall> 'llo
<gl-limsi> 'lo
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<karryall> quelle ambiance aujourd'hui !
<gl-limsi> je suis sur le point de dormir devant mon boss...
<kruskal> dormir avec ton boss ? hum...hum........
<gl-limsi> euh
<gl-limsi> disons qu'on est dans le meme bureau et il est derriere moi.. et j'ai _vraiment_ envie de pioncer
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<pnou> ha ça fait du bien de se lever de bon matin
<gl-limsi> ..
<gl-limsi> j'ai fait une sieste a l'ombre d'un chene de midi a 13h15
<karryall> veinard, ça risque pas de m'arriver à jussieu ...
<pnou> boh si, y en a qui campe à côté des bâtiments 40 à jussieu
<pnou> bon ok, y a pas de chêne
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<pnou> beware malloc is dangerous !
<gl> re
<kruskaway> lol pnou
<pnou> re gl
<pnou> t'es chez toi là ?
<gl> oui
<pnou> je corrige quelques dans ocamlbot et on essaye chez toi ?
<gl> oki
<pnou> ça compute toujours pour ackerman 6 :/
<gl> ca avait mis combien de temps pour ack 5?
<pnou> je sais pas trop
<pnou> je l'ai interompu plein de fois
<gl> dis toi que la complexite est largement pire qu expoentielle
<gl> attends 2 ou 3 generations de processeurs., et relance le calcul, il se terminera avant :)
<pnou> nan, je vaincrai !
<kruskaway> attend le f-cpu, le processeur qu'il est beau
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<gl> Hello Belgarion de Riva!
<gl> :/
<pnou> ftp://mutu.net/pub/ocamlbot-b2.tar.gz
<Belgarion> :)
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<pnou> t'es là Aurelien ?
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<Yurik> re
<Yurik> anybody online?
<pnou> re
<gl> !gl
<gl> :|
<pnou> lol
<pnou> plugin compile let a = "gl is a looser :/ " in String.concat [a;a;a;a;a]
<Yurik> oh, a lot of ppl online
<pnou> merde error
* Yurik drunk of vodka now .)
<pnou> plugin compute let a = "gl is a looser :/ " in String.concat [a;a;a;a;a]
<Yurik> merde is "shit", right? :))
<pnou> right :)
<gl> i m prouf of you, Yurik :)
<gl> proud
<Yurik> gl: i'm not proud of me, since that i'm drunked
<Yurik> and can't speak normal english
<Yurik> :((
<gl> :)
<pnou> plugin compute let a = "gl is a looser :/" in String.concat " " [a;a;a;a;a]
<chameau> gl is a looser :/ gl is a looser :/ gl is a looser :/ gl is a looser :/ gl is a looser :/
<Yurik> i've drinked about 1l vodka
<pnou> yeah
<gl> he he
<Yurik> but still can speak about ocaml
<Yurik> really
<Yurik> no prob
<pnou> i'm a h4ck4r ph3ar !
<pnou> so what did you do yesterday ? code, tv ?
<pnou> bon plugin compute ça sux
<Yurik> pnou: heh. both. code and tv
<pnou> on fait changer ça en
<pnou> .ocaml
<pnou> ou un truc du genre
* Yurik is planning to learn francais
* Yurik was in Paris for two times and did not
* Yurik sucks at this issue
<pnou> plugin compute String.concat " " ["well"; "let's"; "speak"; "caml"]
<chameau> well let's speak caml
<pnou> :)
* Yurik just remembers Xmas in Notre Dam (or how?) - mmost of visitors was russiands
<Yurik> jyst funny :)
<Yurik> oh, I'm really drunks
<gl> Notre Dame
<Yurik> drunks
<Yurik> oooops
<Yurik> drunk
<pnou> russian ?
<pnou> strange
<Yurik> i'mn not really russian
<Yurik> but speak russian
<Yurik> i'm ukranian, but speak russian
<malc> those fuckers are everywhere
<Yurik> malc: umm?
<gl> :)
<pnou> they want to take over the world ?
<Yurik> malc: as far as I see, you're from Russia
<malc> and rape your women too
<malc> Yurik: huh?
<pnou> my women ?
<gl> no, mine
<pnou> poor russians :(
<Yurik> malc: so what the ..ck we're fighting, eh?
<malc> Yurik: h/z
<Yurik> malc: otozh
<pnou> they know how verbose she is ? :/
<gl> =)
<Yurik> malc: i'm russian, but ukrainian, too
<Yurik> malc: i'm dual
<gl> what does 'otozh' mean ?
<malc> SMP?
<pnou> gl, tu préfères que les commandes comment un . ?
<malc> gl: intranslatable russian folklore
<gl> okay
<Yurik> gl: hm... hard to translate
<gl> pnou: ouais
<Yurik> malc: well, 2 national
<pnou> that was the answer gl wanted
<pnou> it's a test, he's russian too
<pnou> bon je vais changer partout alors
<pnou> si t'as d'autres trucs que tu veux changer dis-moi
<Yurik> generally
<malc> bah, its like we dont get enough french on the list or in bug-reports..
<gl> pnou oula.. je pense au format de fichier pour stocker les quotes, a faire un parseur pour recuperer tout ca... a me rememorer comment fonctionnent les flux etc :)
<Yurik> i'm russian and speak russian. but that flame war about nationalities sucks
<Yurik> and i'm drunk, guys
<Yurik> vodka does what it can do
<gl> j ai de quoi faire, en plus du projet opengl
<Yurik> i know francais a bit
<Yurik> but only a bit
<Yurik> and i remember that fichier is a file, afair
<pnou> ben t'as un exemple dans ob_cut_string.ml
<gl> i m too lame at ocaml.. i didn't practice since 2000
<Yurik> :)
<pnou> ça te rappelera peut-être des choses
<gl> right, Yurik
<Yurik> i remember several phrases in francais
<pnou> is « voulez-vous couchez avec moi ce soir » part of them :/
<gl> coucher
<Yurik> like "je voudrais achte un ordinateur avec imprimant lasure" (my spell is horrible, i know!!))
<gl> :)
<Yurik> s/lasure/lausere/ or so
<gl> "je voudrais acheter un ordinateur avec une imprimante laser"
<pnou> c'est bon gl, tu sais bien que je suis pas français alors soit sympa :(
<Yurik> oh
<Yurik> really
<gl> pnou is nearly russian
<Yurik> i'm not a francais speaking man
<Yurik> :((
<Yurik> but i remember how to pronounce that phrase
<gl> check his ident!
<gl> french is quite hard to learn
<Yurik> yeah, i remember
<pnou> yeah even for french people :/
<Yurik> i remember one funny situation
<pnou> and even for intelligent french people like me :/
<Yurik> somebody in paris asked me something
<Yurik> i had no idea what he wanted
<Yurik> hah. he wanted to know time
<Yurik> the another (bad) situation
<Yurik> that some gay wanted to be being acquanted with me
<Yurik> bah
<gl> ")
<Yurik> he thought i was german
<Yurik> because my coat was with german flag
<gl> it s well known, al germans are gays :)
<Yurik> aaaaaaaah!
<gl> err, all
<Yurik> but i'm not german at all
<pnou> except the girls :)
<gl> and markus mottl
<pnou> mdr
<pnou> he is :(
<gl> mdr == lol in french
<Yurik> he is a german?
<Yurik> gl:tnks
<malc> gl: markus is austrian
<Yurik> but
<pnou> Yurik look at the caml list
<Yurik> generallt I like Paris
<Yurik> it rocks
<malc> Je ne mangeais pas deux jours
<gl> exact
<Yurik> malc: da!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<gl> austrian
<Yurik> malc: Ilf & Petrov rocks
<malc> Yurik: heh indeed
<Yurik> da is 'oui'
<Yurik> my friend proposed my new "stopka" of vodka
<Yurik> s/my/me/
<malc> just say no to it. as commercials told you to
<Yurik> did it
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<pnou> .ocaml "test"
<chameau> test
<Yurik> vodka sucks but...
<Yurik> but my friend says that you(malc) aren't right :))
<pnou> .ocaml let add x y = x + y in string_of_int (add 1 2)
<chameau> 3
* Yurik is eating shampinions
<pnou> bon y a plus qu'à réorganiser un peu les sources des plugins
<gl> mushrooms, no ?
<gl> ca se dit "shampinion" ?
<Yurik> eek
<Yurik> one sec
<Yurik> mashrooms, yeah
<malc> Yurik: he is evil
<Yurik> seems that it is
<Yurik> malc: may be
<Yurik> malc: my friend says "ya-ya!"
<Yurik> :))
<malc> Yurik: he is german?
<malc> (gay implied)
<Yurik> malc: nope. ukranian
<malc> Yurik: why does he say "ya-ya" then?
<Yurik> malc: tradition :))
<malc> ahem.. interesting
<Yurik> malc:: my friend said "sam durak" :))
<malc> Yurik: dein fruend ist ein arsch.
<Yurik> malc: i dont' speak deutsch
<malc> schade
<Yurik> another bit of vodka is ready
<Yurik> i like that we're not finnish
<Yurik> my friend asks me to drink for your health, "ne chokayas'"
<malc> hah
<Yurik> .))))))))))))))))))))
<Yurik> we're just drinking very good vodka
<Yurik> :)))))
<Yurik> seems that frenchmans doesn't like ppl that drink sometimes :)))]
<gl> arong
<gl> wrong
<Yurik> really?
<gl> i m often drunk..
<Yurik> by wine?
<pnou> lol
<gl> no :)
<pnou> le vieux cliché
* Yurik likes french wine
<gl> vodka, whisky, tequila, curacoa, punch, gin. etc
<Yurik> but it is too expensive here
<Yurik> i drink local (crimea) wine
<Yurik> gl: vodka??
<gl> yeah
* malc just sniffs glue, cheep and ugly
<gl> smirnoff, absolute, etc
<gl> :)
<gl> #drugs&ml
<Yurik> smirnoff was russian vodka.
<Yurik> but now it is finnish, afaik
<gl> oh.. you know Unicum ?
<malc> its not a drug, by any definition. thats why it blows everything else away
<Yurik> drugs? mj?
<malc> gl: WHAT?
<gl> unicum
<gl> a sort of local alcohol
<gl> in hungary i think
<malc> hah.. there was a glue called unicum over here.. funny coincedence
<gl> haha
<Yurik> malc; btw, where you are?
<malc> msk
<chameau> coca cola rulezzzzzzzzzzz !
<Yurik> coca cola sucks
<malc> pepsi will surely beg to differ
<gl> coca cola sucks bears
<Yurik> beer rules
* Yurik thinks to drink some aquavit (norway vodka from my parents)
<chameau> m&m's rulez !
<Yurik> m&m sucks!!!!!
<gl> :)
<chameau> C rulez !
<Yurik> C sucks
<Yurik> ocaml rulez
<Yurik> fp rulez
<chameau> malloc rulez !
<chameau> mmmmm you seem to be agree with me :)
<pnou> à moins qu'il aie fait un coma éthylique :/
<Yurik> malloc sucks
<pnou> lol
<chameau> gc sux !
<chameau> can't troll with you, too slow :)
* Yurik prepares for new portion of alcohol
<Yurik> :)))))))))
<pnou> lol
* Yurik thinks that it was too less of vodka
<pnou> on your tomb we'll write « he was a great ocaml hacker ! »
<Yurik> argh!!!!
<pnou> :)
<Yurik> we drink
<Yurik> but not die
<pnou> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
<Yurik> it is our national tradition :)))))
<pnou> i didn't understand ! :)
<pnou> hooooooooooo
<Yurik> no jokes
<Yurik> we're still alive
<Yurik> :))
<pnou> lol
<pnou> ok
<pnou> you were slow to answser so i wondered :)
<Yurik> when i'll be dead by alcohol i'll be unale to speak enlgish
<Yurik> s/unanle/unable/
<pnou> lol
<pnou> generaly it's the opposite
<pnou> when you're drunk you speak better foreign language
<pnou> hope you won't speak C or C++ :)
<Yurik> really?
<Yurik> i hate C/C++
<malc> yep
<Yurik> hmmm
<pnou> that's what i heard, and i checked for me, seems to be true :)
<Yurik> what?
<pnou> about alcohol and foreign language
<Yurik> ah
<Yurik> just imagine
<Yurik> alcohol is veeeery cheap here
<Yurik> bottle of vodka costs a bit les than 2 euros
<Yurik> 0.5l
<Yurik> s/les/less/
<pnou> waow
<pnou> can you send me some dozen of bottle ? :)
<Yurik> easily
<Yurik> what is yoyr post address?
<pnou> lol
<malc> and then he will come and rape your women..
<Yurik> my?
<pnou> he will kill her for free ?
<Yurik> nope
<pnou> thank you !
<Yurik> if smbdy will harm my women, i'll kill him
<Yurik> .)
<pnou> mmmm
<malc> it seems to me someone completely lost the conversation
<Yurik> who?
<pnou> guess :)
* Yurik cries
* Yurik forgto that he did not foundnew job
<Yurik> s/forgto/forgot/
<Yurik> sometimes money rules
<pnou> yeah
<pnou> and it rarely sux :)
<Yurik> job sucks
<Yurik> they want entirelt sucked job
<Yurik> to be done
<Yurik> s/t/y/
<pnou> yep
<pnou> life's a bitch as bitchx says
<Yurik> yeah
* Yurik wants employers to pay for my OSS project
<Yurik> :)
<Yurik> anyway
<pnou> we all want that :)
<Yurik> it seems that may be one of 'em will do it
<Yurik> and it rocks
<Yurik> and 'ey will pay 500-700 $
<Yurik> pity, but it is ok for my country
<Yurik> :(
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<pnou> well it sounds good
<Yurik> 500-700 $ sounds bad :((
<Yurik> it is good money for here, but...
<Yurik> i wanna own car
<Yurik> i've no car :((
<pnou> mmmm
<pnou> what was your best salary ?
<Yurik> as i see, foreign guys thinks that i'm an idiot.. :((
<Yurik> 400%
<Yurik> 400$
<Yurik> sorry
<pnou> why do you say that ?
<Yurik> what?
<Yurik> my last best salary?
<pnou> no
<pnou> [01:39]<Yurik> as i see, foreign guys thinks that i'm an idiot.. :((
<Yurik> hah
<Yurik> you think so?
<pnou> no !
<pnou> so why did you say that ?
<Yurik> really..
<Yurik> i'm unemployed for now
<Yurik> and
<pnou> a people who likes ocaml can't be an idiot :)
<Yurik> that is why i feel myself a dummy
<Yurik> :))))
<pnou> hey, it's not so rare to be unemployed
<pnou> i know lots of very qualified people who can't find a job
<Yurik> well...
<Yurik> really?
<pnou> yep
<Yurik> mmm. that is bad
<pnou> yep
<Yurik> in fact
<Yurik> i wanna fuck off that managers
<Yurik> that wanna NT development
<Yurik> reallt
<Yurik> they sucks
<pnou> i've got a french friend who looks for a job as unix admnistrator
<pnou> he can't find any offer
<Yurik> in france? really?
<pnou> yes
<Yurik> ummmm
<pnou> NT, NT and NT
<Yurik> bad
<Yurik> NT sucks a lot
<pnou> and some exotic OS for big server
<Yurik> Sun?
<pnou> ASxxx where xxx matches [0-9][0-9][0-9] :)
<Yurik> :))
* Yurik wanna some more alcohol :((((((
<pnou> mmmmmmmm i got pepsi :)
<Yurik> pepsi rulez
<pnou> lol
<Yurik> but i have no pepsi]
<Yurik> and coca too
<Yurik> my feel is rotten nw
<Yurik> that is bad
<pnou> .ocaml "pepsi rule" ^ (String.make 20 'z')
<chameau> pepsi rulezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
<Yurik> :))))))))))))))))))))
<pnou> nobody speak on this channel expect us :/
<Yurik> :(
<Yurik> that bad issue
<Yurik> is
<pnou> we're alone my old friend !
<Yurik> that i'm alone now.. and wanna drink
<Yurik> yeeeah!
<pnou> my caml brother !
<Yurik> :))
<pnou> yes, we are all caml brothers !
<Yurik> :)
<Yurik> the bad issue that i wanna drink more :((((((((
<pnou> lol