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<pikajude> i've been waiting for the work wifi router to connect me for over an hour now
<pikajude> you'd think it would at least give a timeout error or something
<pikajude> oh well
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<pikajude> you know
<pikajude> if I had to bet money that there was ONE website that wouldn't accept my (valid) email address
<pikajude> I would bet on Skype
<pikajude> and lo and behold
<pikajude> their code continues to be written by syphilitic horses
<pikajude> wow!!!
<ljharb> pikajude: meaning the senior architect thinks, don't bother with the change, or don't bother talking about it and just do it
<ljharb> (also psh, node is great)
<pikajude> ljharb: the senior architect thinks 6 months of work for an 8% speedup is not worth it
<pikajude> yet
<ljharb> aha
<ljharb> so yeah, that seems like a reasonable opinion
<pikajude> not worth it until it's more than an 8% speedup
<ljharb> what would you be switching to?
<pikajude> the meeting was to discuss what that would be
<pikajude> but it was quickly derailed
<ljharb> what's your preference?
<pikajude> at this point, literally anything
<ljharb> lol
<purr> lolno
<ljharb> why is your node app so badly built that it's that slow?
<pikajude> i think it's because we wrote most of the code in javascript
<pikajude> but no, 92% of the slowness is waiting for backend to return
<pikajude> and the other 8% is because we parse XML documents into javascript objects
<pikajude> and yes this is hell
<ljharb> lol
<purr> LOL
<ljharb> ew, xml
<ljharb> so yeah that's your problem
<pikajude> and soap
<ljharb> the only way i'd write XML and SOAP is if you also gave me free access to the time machine to 1996
<pikajude> we're not writing XML or SOAP
<pikajude> just reading it
<ljharb> s/write/interact with :-)
<pikajude> error: unterminated 's' command
<ljharb> bah
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<pikajude> ljharb: btw, turns out that the 8% number is actually based on data that we have no way to verify is accurate or not
<pikajude> we have two profilers running in prod and one reports 50+ ms and the other reports 7
<ljharb> haha
<pikajude> this is like watching a train derail in slow motion
<pikajude> or like watching a chicken being eaten by an anaconda
<ljharb> ELLIOTTCABLE: lol my last tweet at you was a joke
<purr> lol
<ljharb> ELLIOTTCABLE: but "2gether" is a band, as is `boyz II men` so also "music culture" does use it that way :-p
<pikajude> Boyz 2: Men
<ljharb> oh is it a numeric 2
<ljharb> i always forget which it is
<pikajude> oh no i'm just imagining a movie title
<pikajude> sequel to Boyz
<pikajude> boyz 3: the elderly
<ljharb> electric boogaloo
<pikajude> just spent 45 minutes trying to print
<pikajude> again
<pikajude> it worked this time though
<pikajude> fuck
<pikajude> i just ran all of the work auto-provision policies at once
<pikajude> god knows what's going to happen now
<pikajude> fuck people who think software shouldn't be open source because it stifles innovation
<pikajude> they drive me right up the fucking wall
<pikajude> this proprietary closed-source software i'm using right now is not documented and is absolute garbage
<pikajude> hmm
<pikajude> interesting
<pikajude> does anybody know of a website less useful than the one for acestream?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so much school
<ELLIOTTCABLE> applied mathematics wtf wtf wtf
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