00:50 <alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: oy

00:54 <Rurik> vey?

00:54 <ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: yeh?

00:58 <alexgordon> ...nothing

00:58 <alexgordon> I haven't been on irc for a while

00:59 <alexgordon> ELLIOTTCABLE: are you still on the drugs?

01:59 <ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: wat droogs

01:59 <alexgordon> so yes

02:00 <alexgordon> who is Rorik

02:00 <alexgordon> it's Rurik's cousin!

02:01 <ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: you haven't met all the r*riks?

02:01 <ELLIOTTCABLE> ryrik is my fav

02:01 <ELLIOTTCABLE> they're a badass

02:01 <alexgordon> rurik's whole family is here

02:02 <ELLIOTTCABLE> they're a badass

02:02 <alexgordon> they're a misbehaved donkey

02:02 <ELLIOTTCABLE> remember when we had ten thousand cloudheads for a little while?

02:02 <ELLIOTTCABLE> and then freenode k-lined purr for a month

02:03 <ELLIOTTCABLE> I'm chilly.

02:03 <alexgordon> oh yes

02:03 <ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: you need snapxhat so I can snapxhat you

02:03 <alexgordon> what is snapxhat?

02:03 <alexgordon> snapchat?

07:28 <pikajude> somebody talk to me

07:28 <pikajude> i'm writing a FUCKING essay

07:34 <ljharb> what sort of fucking are you writing about and what's your thesis statement

07:47 <pikajude> my friend is reading The Paradox of Choice for a college english class or something

07:47 <pikajude> or more specifically

07:47 <pikajude> i'm reading the paradox of choice and writing her essay

07:47 <pikajude> people, man

08:12 <incomprehensibly> pikajude:

08:12 <incomprehensibly> boop

08:13 <pikajude> boop

08:13 <pikajude> hi

08:13 <purr> pikajude: hi!

08:22 <incomprehensibly> how recent is paradox of choice and who is by

08:28 <pikajude> 2004

08:28 <pikajude> some guy named barry

08:29 <pikajude> it starts out with somebody not understanding how to buy pants but then it gets into commodity fetishism so it's a good improvement

16:47 <thealphanerd> ELLIOTTCABLE looks like https://github.com/nodejs/node/issues/4222 was fixed in master

16:47 <Rorik> Anybody here gotten an MRI before?

16:48 <ljharb> i got one on my wrist last year

19:45 <pikajude> time to figure out how rude i should be when asking a fellow developer why i was assigned to a task to optimize part of our pipeline that is responsible for 1 to 8% of total request time

19:52 <pikajude> hey, #elliottcable, can you help explain this to me

19:52 <pikajude> we've got an average 1800ms response time

19:53 <pikajude> and of that, 85% is the backing service we call

19:53 <pikajude> and 10% is routing

19:53 <pikajude> is there something i'm missing here

19:53 <pikajude> the remaining 5% is what i've been asked to work on

19:53 <pikajude> is there something about API responsiveness i haven't read about yet

22:25 <ELLIOTTCABLE> alexgordon: yiss

22:27 <ELLIOTTCABLE> Rorik: I worked with MRIs for yeaaaaars, why?

22:28 <ELLIOTTCABLE> pikajude: huh?

22:28 <pikajude> do you want me to repeat all of it