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<lwhalen42>
would this be the correct place to ask about building equivalents of ruby-libs with rpmbuild?
<apeiros_>
lwhalen42: probably. not knowing rpmbuild, so I'm not sure, but I think you're looking for rubygems.
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<lwhalen42>
well, I'm trying to replace the system ruby on CentOS 5 with Ruby Enterprise Edition
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<lwhalen42>
I've actually got the basic RPM installing just fine, it's the dependencies that are driving me up a wall
<lwhalen42>
I've grabbed the system-ruby spec file, and I have my REE RPM "Providing" all the little bits that system-ruby provides
<apeiros_>
hm, I see. I don't think that's something I can help with
<lwhalen42>
however, when I install my REE RPM and then try to install a Puppet or ruby-shadow package (i.e. one that 'requires' ruby-libs), yum tries to install ruby-libs on top of my REE stuff. and that just ain't right
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<lwhalen42>
and I can't for the life of me figure out why :-p
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<shadoi>
that's how dependency graphs work.
<shadoi>
they're requiring specific versions of shit that yours don't staisfy.
<shadoi>
satisfy.
<waxjar>
is there a way to make ^C not show up in the STDOUT when you close a process with ^C?
<waxjar>
*with ctrl + c
<shadoi>
that's an interesting question.
<shadoi>
I have no idea.
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<shadoi>
echo-control-characters in bash controls it
<shadoi>
put it in your profile
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<shadoi>
but when I set it, it doesn't work, so I dunno
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<lwhalen42>
shadoi: I've quadruple-checked my spec-file, and everything the ruby-libs package (and the ruby package) provide, my spec file lists as "provides" as well
<shadoi>
lwhalen42: it's probably depending on the exact version in the REE packages
<waxjar>
hmm, well that gives me something to google for. thx shadoi :)
<hasorli>
Thanks for any help, that can get me on the right trac..
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<Axsuul>
Anyone have a good suggestion on how I could restart a rake task with overlap? That is, I want the rake task to always be running, but occasionally I need to restart it to account for new data, but I need it to be running 24/7 no matter what
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<senthil>
Axsuul: have 2 rake tasks?
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<Axsuul>
senthil: hmm, looking at god, but i wonder if it has that feature where it can restart with overlap
<Axsuul>
kinda like how unicorn
<Axsuul>
you send it a USR2 signal
<senthil>
Axsuul: no its just like regular restart
<senthil>
AFAIK
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<senthil>
Axsuul: is it that important they overlap?
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<Axsuul>
senthil: yea, pretty important. its a crawler-like daemon and i don't want to miss a thing
<soulcutter>
or 'opts[:foo]' if that's more what you're going for
<soulcutter>
or %q{opts[:foo]}
<chovy>
thanks
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<Banistertab>
Apeiros sup
<apeiros_>
still the same as an hour ago ;-)
<apeiros_>
hi there Banistertab
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<Banistertab>
Howwasyiur first pry experience
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<apeiros_>
nice
<apeiros_>
only missing my irbrc. need to port it.
<Banistertab>
Apeiros the most flack i get is that commands are not methods, what do uthink about that
<apeiros_>
hm, not formed an opinion yet. I think separating the controls of pry from real methods makes sense…
<apeiros_>
after all, availability is different
<Banistertab>
Yeah, the rationale is that a debugger should leave a program as it was as much as possible, and dumping a bunch of methids into gkobal scope is evil, not ti mentuon methods aree not guanrenteed to be availablable as they could be overidden by whichever object is in scope
<Banistertab>
Anyeay imdrunk
<Banistertab>
Bbl :-)
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<|RicharD|>
hello
<|RicharD|>
why not work if(reply == "yes" or reply == "no") as condition ?
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<shevy>
it is ugly to use ()
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<shevy>
reply = 'yes'; puts 'yup works' if reply == 'yes' or reply == 'no'
<shevy>
there. works.
<|RicharD|>
no i had fix with use
<|RicharD|>
of chomp
<|RicharD|>
gets.chomp
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<chad_>
Does the rcodetools.vim plugin work at all with 1.9.x and/or rvm?
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<fivetwentysix>
zomg dhh dissed cucumber
<fivetwentysix>
thank god I already discovered the benefit of cucumber
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<fivetwentysix>
and i will continue to use it in a great state of mind
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<|RicharD|>
i
<|RicharD|>
hate dhh
<|RicharD|>
and soon i will migrate to django for webapp
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<|RicharD|>
(also if i love ruby)
<fivetwentysix>
|RicharD|: are you serious?
<fivetwentysix>
django
<fivetwentysix>
lol
<|RicharD|>
100%
<|RicharD|>
i don't like rails
<|RicharD|>
for the choice that he do
<fivetwentysix>
why?
<|RicharD|>
it many restrictive and limitated
<|RicharD|>
and i don't like many choice that are been done
<|RicharD|>
by dhh and team
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<fivetwentysix>
elaborate it many restrictive and limitated
<|RicharD|>
you have never tried django ?
<|RicharD|>
that for very complex project
<fivetwentysix>
i came from django
<|RicharD|>
that can't use conventions
<|RicharD|>
use rails become very complicated
<fivetwentysix>
how?
<|RicharD|>
because rails force you to use conventions
<|RicharD|>
it's a complex discussion that i can't afford for my poor english
<fivetwentysix>
force?
<|RicharD|>
sorry :(
<fivetwentysix>
nah man
<|RicharD|>
for my personal use yes
<fivetwentysix>
i know what you're saying
<fivetwentysix>
but i think everyone learned rails wrongly
<|RicharD|>
umm you say ?
<fivetwentysix>
They wrote huge models
<|RicharD|>
maybe yes
<Synthead>
I have a function that runs another function, sleeps, and loops indefinitely. I want to make a sigterm stop the sleep and exit. how can I do this?
<fivetwentysix>
What they should write are lots of lib files
<|RicharD|>
maybe yes
<fivetwentysix>
and do modular programing with TDD
<|RicharD|>
what you hate of django ?
<fivetwentysix>
then they will discover what BDD is really for
<fivetwentysix>
|RicharD|: I don't hate it, but python is no ruby
<|RicharD|>
(and django scale very good)
<|RicharD|>
ah it's stance man
<Tasser>
fivetwentysix, rails is about big models :-)
<|RicharD|>
but i like ruby and python
<|RicharD|>
so i haven't this problem
<|RicharD|>
problems*
<fivetwentysix>
Tasser: nah, your models are for validating and scopes and rails stuff
<fivetwentysix>
Tasser: custom business logic, things you actually need to test
<fivetwentysix>
shouldn't be in the model
<fivetwentysix>
they should be a module
<fivetwentysix>
that's included by the model
<fivetwentysix>
and testing these libs
<Tasser>
fivetwentysix, I think the presenter pattern is useful
<fivetwentysix>
will run in 0.00005 seconds
<fivetwentysix>
cucumber guides you to knowing what libraries you need to write
<|RicharD|>
maybe yes
<fivetwentysix>
cucumber is about discovery
<|RicharD|>
anyway i like also python
<|RicharD|>
so
<|RicharD|>
but anyway i have also project with rails and sinatra :)
<fivetwentysix>
i just want ruby to get faster and better
<fivetwentysix>
often rails developers will write some crud style controller
<fivetwentysix>
duplicating the same pattern
<fivetwentysix>
over and over again
<fivetwentysix>
so much potential to write dryer modular code
<|RicharD|>
yes i agree
<fivetwentysix>
but you won't get there
<fivetwentysix>
without BDD
<|RicharD|>
maybe you use this set of programmation style
<fivetwentysix>
because you fear to refactor
<|RicharD|>
because you came from django
<|RicharD|>
and you have a mind different
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<|RicharD|>
maybe can be so ?
<fivetwentysix>
you don't know when things are doing the same thing
<fivetwentysix>
nah, i used django for 1 project
<fivetwentysix>
it was nice
<|RicharD|>
:)
<|RicharD|>
so you don't like python right ?
<fivetwentysix>
Not really
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<fivetwentysix>
honestly it's been 2 years since I've written python
<fivetwentysix>
so I don't really remember much about it except 4 space tabs
<fivetwentysix>
and no end calls
<fivetwentysix>
but scale? I think ruby will be a serious performer in the next 5 years
<fivetwentysix>
More programmers develop ruby
<fivetwentysix>
More money being spent on ruby
<fivetwentysix>
== faster more powerful ruby
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<fivetwentysix>
and now we have jruby, rubinius, macruby
<fivetwentysix>
and mobile phones
<fivetwentysix>
ruby is serious which makes me happy
<fivetwentysix>
i love rdoc, vim, cucumber, spec, happy tools for pragmatic programmers
<Mon_Ouie>
You're probably better of loading your file in an array
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<canton7>
there's a fantastic function, Array#sample, which will make life simpler, too
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<atmosx>
Hello
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<atmosx>
I need some help with the basics. http://codepad.org/LFjT9QsL <-- here's my code for a statistic analysis. It's pretty easy (I think) to understand what it does, however.. the 'i' variable is of class FixNum which makes sense but the a,b,c,d variables are of class NilClass which does not make any sense to me… I switched the variables from simple to global (a -> $a) but still the same result. Any ideas? (I'm sure it's something basic that I'm missi
<atmosx>
using ruby1.9 - oops sorry for the loong exp
<Mon_Ouie>
atmosx: You want i = a = … = 0
<fragrant>
puts fileName+"\n" this doesn't print newline, why?
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<atmosx>
Mon_Ouie: oh
<Mon_Ouie>
parallel assignment will use an implicit splat, and fill the remaining elements with nil
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<gogiel>
atmosx: you are doing it wrong
<atmosx>
gogiel: the comparison thing?
<Mon_Ouie>
fragrant: puts already adds a new-line, but only when there isn't already one
<gogiel>
atmosx: no. the loop thing. we dont use while loops in ruby
<atmosx>
okay, what should I use?
<atmosx>
it's not wrong, I have most of the printed… and 'i' seems to reach 1.000 successfully, by prob is that a,b,c,d remain 0.00 for some reason...
<gogiel>
(0..x).each do |i| ... end
<atmosx>
gogiel: yeah, that's easier to read thanks
<gogiel>
and use case/when instead of elsifs
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<atmosx>
gogiel: I used first case then if/else I get the same result
<moshee>
atmosx, he is picking on you for style choices, not incorrect code
<atmosx>
moshee: I know, I figure it out :-P just now
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<gogiel>
atmosx: a,b,c,d = 0 is like [a,b,c,d] = [0, nil, nil, nil]
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<atmosx>
gogiel: true, I tested this
<atmosx>
moshee: he corrected the first part also (okay now?)
<atmosx>
so he is not just picking styles, still I don't understand why a is always 0…
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<atmosx>
hmm
<moshee>
codepad is loading reeeeeally slowly
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<Mon_Ouie>
Because you're using $a instead of a
<atmosx>
Mon_Ouie: no, I've changed that… I was just in an urge to paste it to codepad, wait, I'll update it
<Pip>
Writing a superior book on Ruby while being locked and left alone by himself?
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<Tasser>
Pip, something entierly different apparently
<Pip>
I wish he isn't trying to invent a new programming language to replace Ruby
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<Tasser>
why not?
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<seanstickle>
Languages come and go.
<Cache_Money>
why am I getting this error code "undefined local variable or method `o' for main:Object (NameError)
<Cache_Money>
from A_speaking_in_tongues.rb:25:in `<main>'" for this code http://pastie.org/3787314 ?
<seanstickle>
Cache_Money: line 14 has a variable named "o"
<seanstickle>
Cache_Money: not previously defined
<seanstickle>
Perhaps you meant 0 ?
<Cache_Money>
ahh... thank you
<Cache_Money>
seanstickle: referring to line 17.. I want to go to the next iteration of the for loop, so `if dict.has_key?(target)` is equal to true what should I do? WHen I use break it just finishes the for loop
<seanstickle>
next
<Cache_Money>
thanks
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<lewis>
Cache_Money: what's input.length
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<Cache_Money>
lewis: the length of the string 'input' -- the second argument to the function build_dict
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<Pip>
Because Ruby is Hot
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<lewis>
Cache_Money: what's dict
<Cache_Money>
a dictionary hash
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<eph3meral>
does anyone have suggestions for how to store a binary number in ruby? I mean, I know I could just store an integer, but the number needs to basically be arbitrary length
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<eph3meral>
well, arbitrary length in bits anyway
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<eph3meral>
it will be log2(N)*k where k is the number of columns I have and N is the number of values each column can have
<eph3meral>
er, it will be log2(N)*k bits long, that is
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<Mon_Ouie>
You know Ruby *does* support arbitrary large integers?
<Mon_Ouie>
Alternatively, you can use strings (with the binary encoding)
<lewis>
Cache_Money: I think it has something to do with the way you use dict
<soulcutter>
if I was to say a tag was nested inside another tag, would you think it's a direct child?
<soulcutter>
or would you think it's possibly a grandchild etc?
<lewis>
Cache_Money: I'm not even sure what that is. let me know when you fix it
<Cache_Money>
lewis: it's working now.. what do you mean?
<soulcutter>
(in the context of xml)
<Cache_Money>
lewis: i had the letter 'o' in line 14 where I should have had a zero
<RubyPanther>
Tokaido... do mac users really have it this bad right now?!
<lewis>
Cache_Money: lol
<Cache_Money>
haha
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<Tasser>
how do I use newlines in a csv field?
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<eph3meral>
Mon_Ouie, hmm, I'm looking at Array.pack right now, it almost looks like what I want
<eph3meral>
Mon_Ouie, when you say strings with a binary encoding, could you explain that a bit more please?
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<Mon_Ouie>
Strings in 1.9 have an encoding. Make sure you use the one called "binary" (aka "ASCII-8bit"), so Ruby will accept any byte sequence
<eph3meral>
Mon_Ouie, I just need to be able to convert the string "1000" back and forth between a binary bitstring and an "integer"
<eph3meral>
in other words i need to convert from "1000" to the number 16
<Mon_Ouie>
(Array#pack will return such a string)
<eph3meral>
Mon_Ouie, ok, I was trying in irb, I couldn't get it
<eph3meral>
the docs are a bit difficult to decipher for me
<Mon_Ouie>
"1000".to_i(2) is what you seem to want
<eph3meral>
oh, nice
<eph3meral>
ok, that looks about right, thanks
<Mon_Ouie>
But then you're using one byte for every digit, as opposed to one bit
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<eph3meral>
Mon_Ouie, meh, that's not such a huge deal IMO
<eph3meral>
i'll probably store them as integers but then convert to string if and or when some permutations are easier on a string basis
<Mon_Ouie>
As long as it works for you. I was just wondering if doing it like that actually was what you wanted, as it didn't seem to match your initial description.
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<eph3meral>
Mon_Ouie, for now, yes that's what I want, thanks :)
<eph3meral>
Mon_Ouie, so now, do you know how to do the reverse?
<eph3meral>
convert an integer into a bitstring?
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<Mon_Ouie>
to_s 2
<shevy>
hey Mon_Ouie where are the parens! :(
<Mon_Ouie>
shevy: Did you try shift + 0 or 9?
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<Tasser>
is there a nice little library that calucaltes MAP score for me?
<shevy>
Mon_Ouie I tried nothing!
<shevy>
Tasser, what is MAP? m... average ... p... ?
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<Tasser>
shevy, it's a recall-oriented measure of search results
<any-key>
Information Storage and Retrieval, it was a lot of fun
<any-key>
did it all in Python, though
<Tasser>
yeah, did a small project with lucene + jruby
<any-key>
my final project for the class involved rails and sunspot/solr
<Tasser>
the code is hell, some parts nicely splitted and one big 100 LoC file with gluecode :D
<Tasser>
now that's boring highlevel stuff ;-)
<Tasser>
hmmmmm, a #map.with_object(1) doesn't really work, does it
<Tasser>
and a #map.reduce kinda sux as well
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<Tasser>
I've got an array, and I'd like to output the current state, but I need the previous one as well. Example: [*1..5].magic {|prev, current| prev + current} should output [1,3,6,10,15]
<Tasser>
ah wait, I need to pass more than one object. so a #with_object and a hash should do.
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<eph3meral>
now, I know that usually eval is "evil", but is there a way to eval a string such as ' 6+5*4/2+1' to get the number 28?
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<eph3meral>
er, sorry wrong result, and... I found it :)
<eph3meral>
move along, nothing to see here XD
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<seanstickle>
operator precedence in programming is an evil
<seanstickle>
That must be stamped out
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<Sou|cutter>
sounds like we have an operator communist
<shevy>
lol
<shevy>
seanstickle, don't let Sou|cutter call you an operator!
<seanstickle>
Right to left precedence
<seanstickle>
For everything!
<seanstickle>
As it should be.
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<Sou|cutter>
reverse polish notation!
<shevy>
you sure know how to make catchy phrases
<shevy>
reverse canadian cross!
<lewis>
huh
<shevy>
KILL lewis!!!
<shevy>
wait
<shevy>
that goes too far.
<RubyPanther>
seanstickle is a parenaphile
<lewis>
please don't tell me you're canadian
<seanstickle>
You don't need parens
<seanstickle>
If you use APL.
<shevy>
noone is canadian
<RubyPanther>
I don't know about APL, but you need parens if you're a Ruby operator communist.
<shevy>
but the cross compiler is often called making a canadian cross
<lewis>
thanks god
<shevy>
perhaps we can find other nations... polish notation... canadian cross...
<shevy>
hmm
<RubyPanther>
either that or a boatload of variables
<shevy>
what is brazil famous for?
<seanstickle>
RubyPanther: I have no idea what a Ruby operator communist is
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<seanstickle>
But I think I am not one
<seanstickle>
shevy: nuts
<seanstickle>
shevy: also, wax
<shevy>
hmmmmmmmm
<shevy>
waxed nuts
<seanstickle>
shevy: also, for shutting down the Well of Souls
<RubyPanther>
An operator communist wearing Ruby slippers, of course.
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<seanstickle>
RubyPanther: don't know what an operator communist is either
<Pip>
Damn, Ruby is smart
<RubyPanther>
"operator precedence in programming is an evil^MThat must be stamped out"
<seanstickle>
RubyPanther: I did say that
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<shevy>
I think RubyPanther is a spy
<shevy>
a capitalist spy
<shevy>
see, he even collected a quote from you
<shevy>
if not to say, he stole it!
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<RubyPanther>
I thought I was a Capitalist when I was reading Adam Smith, but that isn't how the word is usually used these days. I can say, I already bought my operator precedence and you can pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
<shevy>
we'll make sure you have warm fingers
<shevy>
into the fire with him!
<shevy>
god, medieval times must have been cool
<shevy>
burning people for no reason at all
<RubyPanther>
I am a direct descendant of Oliver Cromwell
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<RubyPanther>
And I for one am glad the nuttier people in my family aren't still rewarded for going on killing sprees
<shevy>
unfortunately I'd have to look at wikipedia for who that is
<shevy>
he was not the guy in Braveheart or?
<eph3meral>
is there a simple/built-in way to convert between two encodings using an array to specify the translation? as in translate "ab" into "12" using [:a => 1, :b => 2]
<eph3meral>
custom encodings that is
<eph3meral>
one that I make up, nothing pre-fab like UTF-8 to ISO-whatever...
<RubyPanther>
Cut off the King of England's head. Killed half of Ireland. Killed a bunch of Scots. Was Lord Protector for a few years.
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<RubyPanther>
He believed if he burned a bunch of people successfully, his success meant God approved.
<RubyPanther>
Perl is like that, if it succeeds, the means must have been valid
<shevy>
sounds like the average insane one from back then
<shevy>
perl didnt have any real competition for a while
<shevy>
then came PHP!
<rippa>
eph3meral: string.tr "ab", "12"
<shevy>
and showed to the world that perl on the www sucked
<eph3meral>
rippa, hmm, that doesn't quite do what I want... the tokens are more than 1 char long
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<eph3meral>
it's more like "foobar" into "12" using [:foo => 1, :bar => 2]
<rippa>
eph3meral: nothing builtin then
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<eph3meral>
rippa, ok thanks
<Tasser>
can I use a #with_object style with integers?
<eph3meral>
rippa, I think a fairly simple loop in combination with String#tr will do the trick though, thanks :)
<Mon_Ouie>
No, you can use Regexp.union(hash.keys)
<eph3meral>
or rather {"foo"...
<eph3meral>
Mon_Ouie, ahh, nice, ok
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<eph3meral>
Mon_Ouie, so how do I write that in to a regex pattern? /#{Regexp.union(hash.keys)}/ perhaps?
<Pip>
Is Python's pip superior over Rubygem?
<eph3meral>
pip, go away, troll
<Pip>
:D
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<rippa>
eph3meral: Regexp.union(hash.keys)
<Pip>
eph3meral, I was just asking a question
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<Pip>
eph3meral, Somebody in #python said something very bad on gem
<thoraxe>
so i've got this value that i'll call some_data, and, unfortunately, sometimes it's an array but sometimes it's a string. writing a bunch of logic to detect whether or not it's a string (instead of an array of multiple strings) seems un-ruby-like. is there a way to "caste" that attribute into an array no matter what?
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<thoraxe>
suggestion i have so far is ([] << some_data).flatten but that seems weird and hackish, it works though
<Veejay>
haha
<Veejay>
Damn thoraxe
<thoraxe>
Veejay: sup!
<thoraxe>
i didn't get to respond to you yet :)
<Veejay>
Weird and hackish
<thoraxe>
yes
<Cache_Money>
can someone tell me why I'm getting the response true on the last function call? http://pastie.org/3787786
<thoraxe>
using flatten seems like operating under the pretense that you may have an array of arrays
<Veejay>
thoraxe: Which is what the expression [] << some_data will return if some_data is an array
<Veejay>
Thus the need to flatten
<thoraxe>
hmm
<thoraxe>
i dunno, i guess it just looks off. it does work, though
<Veejay>
It returns a new array populated with the values you're passing
<Veejay>
So if it's a string it will just populate it with the string
<Cache_Money>
my code is easier to understand now but I still don't understand why I'm getting true back when I run puts max?(5,11) http://pastie.org/3787812
<rippa>
or just
<rippa>
[*data]
<Veejay>
rippa: That works too but it's less explicit I found
<Veejay>
It's more concise though
<Mon_Ouie>
Array(obj)
<matti>
;]
<Veejay>
Ah yeah?
<Veejay>
Awesome
<Veejay>
Damn
<Veejay>
Mon_Ouie: You keep amazing me
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<ged>
Cache_Money: You're not doing a comparison in the first clause of your conditional. You probably want 'if (p+p+a) == score or (p+a+a) == scope or ...'
<Cache_Money>
ged: ahh... thanks
<ged>
s/scope/score/ Damned finger-memory.
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<Veejay>
thoraxe: So yeah what Mon_Ouie said
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<thoraxe>
holy crap
<thoraxe>
that does work
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<tommyfun>
Hi everyone
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<tommyfun>
I'm havin a hellova time building ruby 1.9.3p125 on snow leopard, I use macports, which is where openssl is and that seems to be causing the issue. It seems to be documented, but I have not seen a solution except to use rvm and use the --with-openssl-dir, which I can't do on a regular configure.
<seanstickle>
tommyfun: why not?
<thoraxe>
Mon_Ouie++ Veejay++
<tommyfun>
configure doesn't have the option
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<tommyfun>
I've read a slew of posts how to fix, but all the solutions require something else in the mix
<tommyfun>
like rvm
<seanstickle>
So why not use rvm?
<tommyfun>
I try and keep it as simple as possible, but I think I'm gonna have to
<Veejay>
rvm is pretty simple
<Veejay>
It's aimed at simplifying things
<tommyfun>
yes, when you have multiple versions
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<seanstickle>
Even when you have one
<seanstickle>
I use macports all the time. But I still use rvm.
<seanstickle>
Simpler *and* easier.
<tommyfun>
did you install rvm in /usr/local or is it in macports?
<namidark>
On ree I'm getting an issue when loading a YAML file to seed some data in the database: getting a undefined method attributes for YAML::DomainType, anyone have any ideas?
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<seanstickle>
tommyfun: not macports, just download from the rvm site
<seanstickle>
tommyfun: it installs to ~/.rvm
<tommyfun>
k, thanks
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<zooz>
hi people
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<Tasser>
zooz, ask your question
<zooz>
ok
<zooz>
I have a variable named 'variable'
<zooz>
variable = '-p 8888'
<zooz>
how can I get only the number which is after -p ?
<zooz>
it can be any number
<Tasser>
option parsing?
<Tasser>
there's optparser and trollop
<zooz>
Targen, nope,
<zooz>
I am actually trying to embed the code into my erb template
<Mon_Ouie>
Yeah, although :: isn't commonly used for method calls
<zooz>
Mon_Ouie, it is valid in puppet DSL
<zooz>
and that works for sure
<Mon_Ouie>
I didn't say it didn't work, I said it wasn't common
<Pip>
How does the method split works?
<Pip>
*work
<zooz>
Mon_Ouie, cool, thanks
<Pip>
name, url = line.split(': ')
<Mon_Ouie>
Pip: It breaks a string into an array of substrings separated by some delimiter
<Pip>
What does it mean?
<Mon_Ouie>
Not sure what you want to know about "how" it works
<Pip>
the last line of code
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<emptiness>
anybody know what the following means: /usr/lib/ruby/vendor_ruby/1.8/rubygems/dependency_list.rb:7:in `require': no such file to load
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<Mon_Ouie>
That you tried to require a file that can't be found
<ddv>
emptiness: it says right there
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<Pip>
it means on line 7, there is no such a thing after require to be loaded
<emptiness>
thanks! was unsure if that was the case
<emptiness>
no, but seriously
<emptiness>
I messed up an old ruby install to try out rvm
<emptiness>
and now I cannot reinstall gems
<Tasser>
emptiness, just remember, <file>:<line>:<error message>
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<Tasser>
<file>:<line> is an often-used paradigm, there are even editors that can handle that format - vim uses : to prefix line numbers
<emptiness>
yeah, there is no such line in that file
<emptiness>
fancy that
<Tasser>
wtf
<emptiness>
lol
<emptiness>
my bad
<emptiness>
how on earth could I miss that
<emptiness>
*blush*
<emptiness>
tsort seems to be missing
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<jenkinsd>
What's this channel about?
<medik>
ruby..?
<medik>
the programming language
<Veejay>
jenkinsd: Ruby is a dynamic, reflective, general-purpose object-oriented programming language that combines syntax inspired by Perl with Smalltalk-like features. It was also influenced by Eiffel and Lisp. Ruby was first designed and developed in the mid-1990s by Yukihiro "Matz" Matsumoto in Japan.
<medik>
nvm i don't know
<jenkinsd>
k
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<jenkinsd>
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<jenkinsd>
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<jenkinsd>
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<jenkinsd>
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<jenkinsd>
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<jenkinsd>
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<jenkinsd>
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<jenkinsd>
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<jenkinsd>
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<jenkinsd>
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<jenkinsd>
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<jenkinsd>
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<jenkinsd>
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<jenkinsd>
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Hedgy McPillik. Hocka licka meals on weals. Batman, batware, guess who could be in the next Batman movie? It could be you! Galactical tactical earns the hard way. Maggie Mig mellijopod. trar ga moogly a mix traeger Puh reb deb dejjer. fuck jalafi jalive.
<jenkinsd>
Leepadipa did away. lovely women spit things. shnep a leppie loon. smellagajee smellamanew. Fruggity diggty! Scrunny maloo lef heel hole shlody shlicka rabbits Galactical tactical plack ass. Pawikki scrap runa mallilligram. pick tatots. Conifanible pluckin. Boom bam shpaghetti monk.
<Barbaren>
kick this retard please?
<jenkinsd>
Sum bum parlacktical barthy backthickal. partrusially prtregally reggal megagal. You fuckin roody poot noink. Smullah jah litch jitch runhole. Shit up you bad ass. Is anyone here a rubbbity deaf nard. Sniggital wathal whip. Thylacoleo carnifex for a pet, hugga ghigga micomprin. Don't fuck with my restaurant!
<jenkinsd>
Truggity reg up rim dum, a spoon contacts the kinigigal concern. trust no one, tiger miller Michelle and jantsy with a banshee! pasa wuh thuh fail the jookified coin. Oh my gum! Oh my gum! It's oh ho ho he's here! Malika joola jalegnorf. Malika joola jalegnorf. Heggal the munch tunch taste rins.
<jenkinsd>
Prestegious milla ma hoe. Panny meffa lick waifers. Malorf jin, jalallally jin, screggat mo meggat mo methalithal lowdown. It's oh ho ho she's here! Has anyone here ever been to the bastard zones? Shmeggal dee mech eck golms. Boon toon underwear, boon town.
<jenkinsd>
Veronika, days of joy, happy time for girls and boys. Fuggle dee daggle. Ploody pluck a loon, baby tunes. Hella mah nor. Snuggity rabbity pit street. Hackel meal McZhellikehr. Wooh wee! spagg midge mellot. Jello mic tatum. Trucka looger legga baby. martial mic reg egg trans mestrials
<jenkinsd>
Mella Midge Mister Pluggity ricking. Rab trab traisies. fruggity hesterani knellect. Rumpin dumpin dighole. Rumpin Dumpin durds. Barvis joon a hear a harvey snards. Jellis mellis Trelalix twixt nick davey. Rawl eenf rurst o plast. Rella mahole rick.
<jenkinsd>
Scrunny mit tack pick jack. I'm talkin bout plucky PLUCKIE pluckie o'hare. withers ground ring air. parchookalie buckle, weeh eeh. pluckily boosier bael regget ramajot. bartoofteein regleg. Ret round hujamima bound. Tickle me timbers. Farg duddly uck uck darg marg. Hosh a mosh a luke a leek a leggin! Audacity of it all, you feel small
<jenkinsd>
Clarbudgy cabujjin, Carblinkin carblastan carbleggegg. Are bastion you jastuin. We're all for the Kardassians who lost the war against the Federation, don't you tell worf we need another ration. Fargleb skeeol skowl all bleb. carmattick raticular pledge mahole heel. Mettick marial mahoney blastokist
<jenkinsd>
Shmartooty boots breath. Rennimino rick taid. Renniminnow rick taid. Carbloochy bad ass. Renna ma nick patrol. A chucka oo maow maow, chucka oo maow maow, a chucka oo mow maow, chucka oo maow maow. Panta hoasta leeka tolweth hade. Rum dump dump digalagger.
<jenkinsd>
Cannabalism regamalan. Bardacian bull-horne mooses aren't in this quadrant of the galaxy. Playin' Star Trek Online cause it's free to play, just like All Points Bulletin: Reloaded and Final Fantasy XIV. Eee dah climp lah plocky ug tug tech.
<jenkinsd>
I went out with twenty of those rebbity jellickers. we're all midge millickers. Puh reb deb dejjer. Galactical tactical plack ass. Rump tump tiddle doo, rump dump damn. Ban ricky ban glicky jallo whip! Pahorp pahilla thin meffrin. Reggal dee deck shweener. It doesn't eat muggo whip.
<jenkinsd>
It's a piece of paiper. Scrubbbity ass ragamahoun. Raggity ass maga muffin. maggity von heffrin Shtooty mic blackened. Shooty hick black and pick tatots. hugga ghigga micomprin. Don't fuck with my restaurant! Truggity reg up rim dum. a spoon contacts the kinigigal concern. trust no one, tiger miller.
<jenkinsd>
Michelle and jantsy with a banshee. prebelally mobijowrist. Fartily gas farts on someone's jacket. Where's spongy brother. eye heeker playmus guy. Helly midge mushkin. Rumina mee drowls wall width.
<jenkinsd>
I've got your mother's pussy juice bottled, I sell it out of my house
<jenkinsd>
S.ll.a.g.g.y mc pit street. Hustler hova heeva Chick ova heeva ova heeva. Braxalarian blalalxrals. snuggity rab rab rabbits. Snuggies aren't selling anymore. most people don't know what a "snuggie" is. Halla micka wheel wyaujtkchtpt.
<jenkinsd>
Spaqqa miffa liffa leggin. Terry baloris trickaleggal. Sequester mlajjap eastro diz hamta wan ta licka holmus preed. Scatty picka loon dunes. Hoakalin McGregoar. Roddy McFlyer. Hillie Midge Millik! Arfie McChaffer Chickababy
<jenkinsd>
Milla jalaoft jitch breakfast Peef pond pallooleol babble. I had to have sex in diapers! I HAD TO HAVE SEX IN DIAPERS! diaper sniper days, everyone knows about sex. it pays when my nickname used to be snake.
<jenkinsd>
Puritalin baggy of gunk. my name's not tristan it's rastan. rallin for null like a holdy hook black ann. Tiny tim, dick ass whim. Shaloody shlock braze made. Pullilcoch dravinarial balactal guarns.
<jenkinsd>
Albatross doog ee rook rack egg. Wanny manilnorf traggat muh hilli hole back street pormande usft vadinal deena. sex with a shoogie look laygie. Zellamanorf worf wallow. isn't that up the street?
<jenkinsd>
Shlagg lagg McNellanorf. I'm a jalooch jooch jeggal jalalicker. Tricky ass jillickers. Dev dev developers and wheat. /jalack a mic taxle\ juki al juba nas wat eerie fun, jest maleel oo had, lala in mackmod. Fifty tramps.
<jenkinsd>
Mister Doofie's diapers. Pahole hell wack pahole hell paiper. jegga rilla ma jorf. plack a pleek meladromic mezzistove tricky the band needs a tan no one cares about care bears eatch mizzle tag the mazer milojprafft malidge praft
<jenkinsd>
Mahole hack mellow the wiper. Milla janil. plex kuying flying trev plegs. Jaloffin Jalillobie. I'm in your cement. Parudgy rij jelellolebob. blanky rich fandestriovon. Galaxio trabble. Hef a heavy hompfrin pole. Jalooshitty scrooch
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<jenkinsd>
I've got more track ass gangsta shit than you could ever come up with.
<jenkinsd>
Calej loft ridge muh gorrie mack. Citaldroff metahynoon rickardo Pren pen parillo. nargofio gaxal fargothik well wheaty exiliant the meeky Pargrether the doplin underniner jockliship striffy Pallatoonie prudence palaxoiriot. Putty cad adt red et snooper dooper
<jenkinsd>
Margy mixalef a lig dwarf. We're talking about real life gellairio sects here. Rang brang brelladge maneer. Turtikle jellejej galaxial protowaxial blove ass ween thiggle mannella muh norf. Partruzhion kopuxtin here we work at emeny bes baas tookany benna bastard bookanees.
<jenkinsd>
Maluj slij jalilahole. Kanga tilla to pleck. Hajjamellion morph clepicon. Giffy maga drellapator texel. Angellico padge prella rarian plarian reggal baddle. Pash pa helican, padge wathfond wallow maneel. Midge muh jih murathum.
<jenkinsd>
Isopolavial interface. Four times the square root of the intermix ratio. Uglefrin. No comment. Throat a pelly rouch a pellax. Belchers bonans Pledge pledgy teddeliton. Fusing petons with jekeley hoe whip. Prellej whip masty snacker. Prestige rella hoe with buffo whoops.
<jenkinsd>
Duvida tess miss ravakajeerion. Parjoonie a gone rufita snaftal. Hasons honishers pargonial vell of the whip Puck a toony twayster. Hella mikcrest of a momajamish yearns to the mucky twayster ess pee ain ein prepare for launch rut dat gat mabah marron. Pargosy man jellots maran. Deemed honshman
<jenkinsd>
Mella mic toadis. Jempy karbozilajz. Packrestial poolio payil. Pug giga ran, pugogga rist, pagegga wreth. Ant beyond my cheeves. I'm the son of god, I'm the son of man. Parhexial reggal martillago meg regs. Shlug shluh liggeran rapsh nazh. Chunnif mahayver Sonic shaffer
<jenkinsd>
Hom jaref shpoot like a shpanker. Drelek meek mekhomie hahnalillalie hej magellomie moog scriggat the rotch def fohkood. Helledge ah-rood! Helladge hick death Twiddle ee lit amamo ahamo. Ledgy pledge ih ma thelicroth. So king haneez, praise kinga knees. Seminole. Sermon off.
<jenkinsd>
Hump dip a dub, I've got the force you're a scrub... Hump dip a dub, you're being forced as a scrub. Get some cum from sex and make pancakes. Haffa jarem powder mixed in with semen. Haffa jarem like a shpoodie shpoot spanker
<jenkinsd>
Scrella malorf wheel wall. Canethnical skrothaj. Partans ass wheel. Partent mohzhoost. Pins jumps with knifer knaves. Ruv div dah vompfin hompfin! Ruv duvivida momfin homfin.
<jenkinsd>
Rella cavity mah heel hole. 0helej mah heel hole. Scrak a cracky MC Mellej Geeky a man smellej. Sniggity up dagger waath. Poh tain master peen hole. Pagamarian spagamagelleck. The micro ween. Hogalagarin meffrin.
<jenkinsd>
Huv divva hompfin stompfin. Naw Knawl squezzel lezzel lah doo dee dooooooooooo. Commander McJelleker. Jeckalie jooch. Naw squezzel naw dee dway knoth! I'm thinking about partankiyan.
<jenkinsd>
Hub dave dellavonathzhal seeky selliky non vohanssen. Shmellik o daggal. rarny trastalarian po tranamonathal. Tranamoe lathah mo miggaliggal. Larry plellamonathal.
<jenkinsd>
Tego plellio plaxal. The paxans. The Betazed. The piss on a ween ward. The megropack. Poluka maxan high chefner. Picard to Gamma Aridon! Gamma Arridon here!
<jenkinsd>
Jello scrap baroom of hushkin Glorily al thrushin Reen ron pliggita plaggity. Munchala cleek a hogrin meffrin. Trallawin trillicker. Tellamarial threlliol threck. 0
<jenkinsd>
Am an schillibolist a fillibolist ba wack. Wrench a doof a deef a dumpfing. Put down the pacifier. Put a pin cushion under someone's foot. Bam ban can't ban cannablist baleivar.
<jenkinsd>
Sammy slick as lots of pep I'm feeding on my dumper daves. Krempy mella kamek Hippa tra la the to pump all weevil. Wavity Indenture the adventure char plaggy o maxal
<jenkinsd>
Pitin footmahoun meglal parry pleggalomrek wrel dukith rallah rallakef rallaketh my na't is keih keith juba dooki dooki layber lumber boned dry
<jenkinsd>
Soemtimes I eat sometimes I trives? &doesn't work& clally megalomaxel randolph jukes rarry plellage o-rellage-o-ram Crary mella crolaftrin Baft a trolley tumbloup al a poloron beam Mellacrometh Shifty Mudge-eh-muhrathal sexworks
<jenkinsd>
Slick a la rig. Rillie ma rej relleketh chumpin up to sars I wonder what it would be like to go up thayer, Pouin dub meebilow mobs. Baleent ass blub. Mego meerio mibs.
<jenkinsd>
Allergic to wheat bread! Chigga loah dee cheagy Konifiable plunkin. Exipalgial marplaxal proodin without a preen gog a romy a reffrin trexxaleck elprher oxrimorinder. mining for marria muns.
<jenkinsd>
Fleg a deggy a nefran. Ikaolapu bressnog. Tivit xix toag plix. chapter of relekesh Ralph a billy blaylee! Renna puh taah tee twixter. Rezamaloo salt, jedda ma loo salt school. Skant skade.
<jenkinsd>
Ralla glooky glarg mech. Trec Trek Trellaleck! Maggithied pie. Plaxy jallab ro gallicher. Jallacrith joe jallallicker. Fram from a vellon piece. Plaxie plarillaralobe chaser.
<jenkinsd>
There aren't many worlds left to explore. We all get hooked on World of Warcraft, but then we're bored! Better off playing Phantasy Star Universe or Runes of Magic I'd say
<jenkinsd>
Repalep tep tarep. Pruda pila peran palmus pran. Pruda pila perin palmus pran. Squeej rellaj. Breath width
<jenkinsd>
Traglamarian brexwith. It's just another day without meatballs. Scrary o chasms doaper dave. Reen lin huh rin holy have. Maloo polaty plegidteftytedddleton. Billy knalavolitz i survived hershowicz. Goan gearing my groon. Groan rearing my grouch nards.
<jenkinsd>
Trexel mairio babble. Boon daddy booty blalocks. Aren't going to quit? Tralalelly oh gregs! Truck ack paragontquin. Tranx gralallellian grouping. Berry berry narry nas, barry hoo, barry bas. AH AH AH AH rah rah rah rah rudda deh nah doo doo, boom bood a boot dood.
<jenkinsd>
Trally glally jrehr lallaf. Married berry berry nas, harry boon, nanner bas. Ahf! Ahf! Ahf! Ahf! Layer praxool! So many back to schools. I'm rapier. I'm gonna rape her. Some artsy fartsy kind of stuff. You should write a book about preventing farting. A guide to avoiding farting.
<jenkinsd>
Gore gearning my krans. Feela fool lo expanse. Til my bed med hende Mars. Shink a dink of dozens. Larly ballellacraft. Rump raiders, ass bandits, and cheese nitwits.
<jenkinsd>
Trarly clookly bagel! Maneerial map. Rar gooky gookky barg ak! Ralph billy balf billy Larly laprejlarin. Ralph billy balf billy Larly laprejlarin. Rellamalloo trej nords. I'm picking my needles.
<jenkinsd>
Olegvranseef van vrans a la lan. Rugga reg trella la meck. Plood a luck a loody loody poon. Plood a luck a lady. Ifterty toujolity dzhamellegsh.
<jenkinsd>
Olegvranseef van vrans a la lan. Rugga reg trella la meck. Plood a luck a loody loody poon. Ifterty toujolity dzhamellegsh.
<jenkinsd>
To the black man watching well it isn't true! Nice rice big and black, jail times a jookie rhymer black is black. A JOOKIE MIMER!
<jenkinsd>
I can't siffy siffy splain it. Siffy siffy xplain it! Jal jol jalah lalah larry smith johnson! Hickalikaliggal to the marrionoddal. Hickapleekaploggy marriodettal. Shlagalarry-o dettal.
<jenkinsd>
Flagalary difty david. Chikapleekaplocky puararan blocky bag of bunk. Aurstralian frost. Huff puff ruff uff. Eerie hire playmus gay. STOP THAT ROACH! Roachalarian thregnargs
<jenkinsd>
Chixaplerean tarood duelis. Hunk and dunk of dignorgs. throtaparry lellabrass. Throwtaparallelly roachapralaxx
<jenkinsd>
Shlallie a loon to the hep t3p poons. Ragularian Beetle snuff. Rump tastin teddy grahams.
<jenkinsd>
Chag a lelly awl praxal. Ragrahrary ro jub. Huck a lick a loon, baby tunes. Huck a lick a boon toon. Zhar blaly ograxal. Traritectorial blecx. Shlollie-o laxal.
<jenkinsd>
Just like the ragulariabuub It's the sintani of tantani tatit tatus We look like satanus plaxuis presiduous praxans gralaxion bhratchan
<jenkinsd>
Boom bam badda bing bog bonk. Harsha trashian helegor skrapple. Shlitty shaddy shpageddi in a street cart. Virtual dampers throw with trouble. 1 MHz chips bust your bubble.
<jenkinsd>
Megamarian magapaxle. Pickalicka loon. Potato juice. Pebble jitch transplanckyourism Upper vica vundowns. Don't you jelelly jallaaf my terrified tellers. One of those tellarian elvhorns.
<Barbaren>
exit
<jenkinsd>
Crab rab jalilickers Shoopha faily blocx nix Qasat Treggy a laxel terroritollimus racx doawn. Black down tround.
<jenkinsd>
Picka licka loon picka tradey toons. I'm almost there. Ee buff DAY I'd say! I'm a mmr mmr I'm a ellise viel tpvice.
<jenkinsd>
The baffy hoes where I don't know. The thunder wear it's called ballow boe. Pecka chicka tragalah laah tic pam pic beetle bum
<jenkinsd>
Shuckin like a jack ass, my proto's baister I'm feelin clean, some jello whip and some chick'n cream. Another scene release by CHiCNCREAM. McShleggegg
<jenkinsd>
Canker pegger. Pluck a loon paddy poon prunes. Rum biddy bada boom, boom! Rum biddy bada boom, boom!
<jenkinsd>
Ruggity dugging. I'm thinkin' about rump damns, tricka licka lay-day! Hold up, wait a minute, let guy smiley come to rump roast. While we playin' it's totally not toast. Come on everyone, it's on Friday's news!
<jenkinsd>
A Romulan Praetor, a masterbator, rih dih deh doo! Super guy! Aarfie McShmelegg to the rescue! Paddy poon prunes. han wantifinuhl scroons. Arthur McGreggegg
<jenkinsd>
Rep trep tricka-lork to the rup tup tays. Shiddy daddy ding bag. Ron terrier rat! Rond badaag rig. Ron a trary ole meh! Rum baddad rig.
<jenkinsd>
Aah well, hep tep rains again. Sara tara tolmus preed. With or without meatballs. Does anyone helpa with a floot bot? Tragalarian plexels. Tricker Protractor.
<jenkinsd>
Abis tripolis helmis -- What am I thinking decka dig nork!
<jenkinsd>
I'm thinkin' about reggity diggal... I'm thinking about reggity dickhole! I'm thinkin' about reggity diggal... I'm thinking about reggity dickhole! I'm thinking about jeggity jibbers
<jenkinsd>
Shnebbity shnub up bam bam. Ar cor you insufferable menace, ar cor waal wheel woal. Ee buff day I'd say.
<jenkinsd>
\\\\\\\\\\I come up with more original material in 30 minutes than this entire channel does in a week.//////////
<jenkinsd>
When I'm thinkin about the greg nargs, I'm thinkin about you! I'm thinkin about the greg nargs, I'm thinkin about you! When I'm thinkin about the greg nargs, I'm thinkin about you! When I'm thinkin about the greg nargs, I'm thinkin about you! When I'm thinkin about the greg nargs, I'm thinkin about you! When I'm thinkin about the greg nargs, I'm thinkin about you!
<jenkinsd>
I'm thinkin' about the greg nargs
<jenkinsd>
You're thinking about the greg nargs
<jenkinsd>
I'm thinking about the greg nargs
<jenkinsd>
I'm thinkin' about you!
<jenkinsd>
You're all ragularean greg nargs, I'm thinkin about you!
<jenkinsd>
You're all a bunch of worthless greg nargs... say my kick ass phrase HEP TEP ROG if you want me to go away...
<jenkinsd>
The fuckin' fargy farg nargs... the ragularean greg nargs, the hep tep hoggers, I'm thinkin' about you!
<jenkinsd>
ragularean greg nargs
<jenkinsd>
hippamatimus pottimus
<jenkinsd>
trixilarean thawty mebimababble
<jenkinsd>
Pomishta wigc
<jenkinsd>
witch's red-orange glowing ring around the tip of the hat
<jenkinsd>
fikply penola guy
<jenkinsd>
ruma da chicka chidaway rappamatimus impossiblus
<jenkinsd>
fleeda leightnotostuous octopossy reg type fundikon gregg man
<jenkinsd>
texapexel texamarian plexel pollike
<jenkinsd>
I'm thinking about the zap zap zap.. .zap zap zap o-plarian tawaxachak toaw piscapaol transaplansan there aren't goiung to be any more stoppings
<jenkinsd>
Dro Druupings
<jenkinsd>
Fafty righteous gays so tomorrow I dopn't say
<jenkinsd>
-twaxana luggar de preggel penis at home bounty baby
<jenkinsd>
Run ton to the jaggy jelly jalakshon. Rye dye the shelliac higher lifeform than mammal, shelliac, higher lifeform than bird and avian.
<jenkinsd>
Reg teg shneggity shnikkum, ramp pum putta ma nae! Hi hoe the dairy-o's milky penis too. Shneggity wikkum.
<jenkinsd>
Aay! Ar cor smegamanalee gas up the farts to the flutey fake warp ass
<jenkinsd>
Wat does the thawty no dreadnought saye when the fourty dourty ditch doesn't go away? It doesn't go AWAY! IT DOESNT
<jenkinsd>
The plant turned into a guano root. Turned into a pollen grain! Talking about a bee turning into a nest!
<jenkinsd>
The plant then took the guano molecule into it's root... going up it's stalk or shoot it deftly
<jenkinsd>
turned into a pollen grain, swept up by a bee taking it to it's nest
<jenkinsd>
The nest gave birth to a larvae, which turned into a pupae, and finally into an adult bee
<jenkinsd>
The molecule went into the bee's stinger during growth. Then some kid got stung...
<jenkinsd>
it really hurts when it comes from bird shit
<jenkinsd>
You fug ug fagheads.
<jenkinsd>
Wear your baseball hat backwards with an ass on the back and we'll call you asshat
<jenkinsd>
Some of the time I ordinarily don't know. It all begins with the letter A. Fork, spoon, knife, it's all at the table.
<jenkinsd>
The mailman comes to each of us in time.
<jenkinsd>
you fug dug fargnargs
<jenkinsd>
HEP TEP ROG'S MY KICK ASS PHRASE, Boy my bestest friend
<jenkinsd>
I'm Hep Tep Rogging to the Rep Tep Hogger!
<jenkinsd>
Roogy to the hep tep rog. HEP TEP ROG!
<jenkinsd>
Cause hep tep rog's my KICK ASS PHRASE!
<jenkinsd>
I'm thinking about herf herding my NERF NORDS!
<jenkinsd>
I'm hep tep hegging to the hep tep noob nork! Why don't you all scroob nork!
<jenkinsd>
I've been hep tep rogging since 2006... Say HEP TEP ROG if you want me to go away!
<jenkinsd>
Has Hes... Hogan's Heroes... Has Hes... Hogan's Heroes... Has Hes... Hogan's Heroes... Has Hes... Hogan's Heroes... Has Hes... Hogan's Heroes... Has Hes... Hogan's Heroes...
<jenkinsd>
Where's Waldo... Where's Osama Bin Laden... there is no difference.
<jenkinsd>
Nothing but a bunch of druggie channels go do drugs tomorrow it's not swiped.
<jenkinsd>
The grass is green and I"m not WHITE
<jenkinsd>
Talking about a bee turning into a nest.
<jenkinsd>
Pitted prunes, pitted prune prunes, pitted prunes, pitted prune prunes... take it out of the, almust day of that, take it out of the, alumst day...
<jenkinsd>
I'm thinking about boody hunk daislies... Hoodin for rhyme rhuck pruck traisy
<jenkinsd>
Fuck daddy dick ass I don't mind, chicka licka lutch to the chickil heckin' cream, I give off steam!
<jenkinsd>
I'm thinking about rubbbity jibbits... I'm thinking about rubbbity diddle dabby dabby dazzlie!
<jenkinsd>
Wag wag... woadwooze rhymes with road rules.
<jenkinsd>
rubbbity diggy... I'm thinking about my ribbity dib dab raggity ann!
<jenkinsd>
Congo Bongo... anadinary fun... Bingo Cingo, Bingo Cingo, with an other cookie cutter, now what do you see, with a really cookie cutters, swingin' adda me! Bongo Congo will have you flying of your tree!
<jenkinsd>
Holes hees rum dum dip, holes knees, knobby knobby knees
<jenkinsd>
It's a baffy hoe with juffo wip!
<jenkinsd>
It's a ruveedoovuv rif dif to the ruvy duval ref deaf. Oop ground, black ass brown
<jenkinsd>
\\\\Rug tigty taigies/// Why don't you go ZAAAMMMBOOO! Z-A-M-B-O-O!
<jenkinsd>
Ret deh, ret ded doo doo deh deh deh, dit dit deh deh doo doo deh deh deh, rit dih deh deh doo doo deh doo dih, duuuuuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh...
<jenkinsd>
No. But I did Narfle the Garthok.
<jenkinsd>
Chugalarian roavity wheelbarow.
<jenkinsd>
Poopy shcrap on a bunion. Poor Paul, Poor PAUL, poor bunion, poor bunion. A big lump on foot, a bunion, a bunion.
<jenkinsd>
Don't jump in the pool, I'm gonna buck you up, twice. Such a failure in life, just like Vanilla Ice...
<jenkinsd>
A vessel prevails. The dilemma dances. An incorporate tea cup stumbles next to the contempt man.
<jenkinsd>
When can a fraud recall the frozen cynic?
<jenkinsd>
A sentence suffers behind the sure drill. A brown vendor dashes. Not ngrdly brown but black ass brown.
<jenkinsd>
The integrated packet strikes opposite the spit. A cry mints the scenery.
<jenkinsd>
Near the lurking nun shifts an unhelpful blade. The blade then pierces the nun's heart killing her. How does the psychologist beam?
<jenkinsd>
The cry stretches! Whatever key purges!
<jenkinsd>
An addict profiles the linked automobile behind the diameter.
<jenkinsd>
When will the humble peanut turn without a dip? Below, an acquaintance decides each disaster.
<jenkinsd>
When can a tag fool the checked mailbox?
<jenkinsd>
The saddening advice parts the vegetarian throughout a designate purple. The crushed dread gangs the everyday liaison.
<jenkinsd>
When will another groan screen the horrified plastic?
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<canton7>
hrm, that has some oddities. puts doesn't add a linebreak, for a start. and there's no p
<Sou|cutter>
I have a structural question... I have a class that I sorta use as a DSL.. it's implemented basically like a builder pattern. The problem is that the initial instance of it is empty of rules, but it still shares the grammar of an object that has rules, even though it doesn't quite make sense
<eph3meral>
how would I turn this: [0.04817761004448373, 0.05964846957888461, 0.08965058250822419, 0.0919352558647029, 0.09221726585201794, 0.10156361036404676, 0.11052510539616854, 0.11052510539616855, 0.13917976235073076, 0.15657723264457213] array of probabilities in to an array of "percent" values, such that it equ [sum_sofar+value,sum_sofar+value,sum_sofar+value,sum_sofar+value,....]
<Sou|cutter>
How can I separate out the builder methods so that the 'empty' instance can share those methods with a 'built' object (built meaning the object has at least one rule)
<eph3meral>
so it would be [0.04817761004448373, 0.10782608, ... etc]
<eph3meral>
is there a way to use inject to accomplish this?
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<eph3meral>
or is there something like a combination of inject and map?
<JarredKeeper>
morning guy's
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<eph3meral>
cuz essentially I want to transform/map each value, but each value needs to know the sum of all the previous values and itself
<eph3meral>
aka the "sum so far"
* Sou|cutter
ponders
<canton7>
eph3meral, sum = 0; the_array.map{ |v| sum += v } is how I'd do it
<eph3meral>
canton7, ok cool thanks
<Sou|cutter>
maybe if I make the builder methods a module and include it in two different classes (empty of rules and nonempty of rules)
<Tasser>
eph3meral, just did that with ary.each.with_object({sum: 0}).map {|element, keep| }
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<JarredKeeper>
when i ran "rails server" it says "autodetect': could not find a javascript runtime. woudl that keep the server from starting
<canton7>
JarredKeeper, we don't know much about rails here. Try #rubyonrails
<JarredKeeper>
Ah.. thank you canton
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<epochwolf>
canton7: why do you keep sending the rails peope to us?
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<canton7>
if I don't, the question will sit here unanswered for a while, then someone else will send them over
<epochwolf>
canton7: :P
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<lewis>
lol
<eph3meral>
Tasser, sorry I don't understand your solution, canton7's works fine
<Tasser>
eph3meral, you can keep it around as trivia if you ever plan to interview a new ruby dev ;-)
<eph3meral>
Tasser, it just looks incomplete to me
<eph3meral>
Tasser, why is your map block empty?
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<eph3meral>
Tasser, shouldn't it have keep+=element ?
<Tasser>
eph3meral, because that's where your code goes
<Tasser>
and it has to be keep[:sum] += element because you can't modify itegers
<eph3meral>
Tasser, uhh... ok, well if it's empty then it doesn't solve the problem domain that i was talking about
<eph3meral>
ah, gotcha, ok
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<Tasser>
but it's a bit overkill ^^
<eph3meral>
yeh, i still kind of like canton7's better :)
<Tasser>
keep it around for trivia ;-)
<eph3meral>
but I see what you did there
<Tasser>
yep, but it's not functional :D
<Mon_Ouie>
Tasser: I'm not sure what your version is doing
<eph3meral>
meh, most of my problem isn't functional
<Mon_Ouie>
It looks like you're writing a ary.inject(0) { … } except instead of doing like that, you mutate a hash
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<Tasser>
Mon_Ouie, yep, but the intermediate results are needed as well
<Mon_Ouie>
I just don't see where you'd be storing them
<Tasser>
that's the map at the end
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<eph3meral>
Mon_Ouie, his example is incomplete
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<Cache_Money>
am I doing something wrong? when I call pairs(10,40) it returns 3. However, when I call it within another function it returns 0. Any ideas? http://pastie.org/3788818
<davidcelis>
where is pairs defined
<fowl_>
Cache_Money, are you thinking of lua
<davidcelis>
also....
<Cache_Money>
it's just one script..
<davidcelis>
for ... in ...
<davidcelis>
makes rubyists sad
<fowl_>
i didnt even realize that was still in ruby
<davidcelis>
and will help you write ruby code that actually looks like ruby
<Cache_Money>
sweet!
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<davidcelis>
python was my first language too, though i only used it very briefly before going into my school's CS program. Then it was Java, C, Assembly, and Scheme. then I finally dove into Ruby and now Python is usually unreadable to me haha
<NirI_>
hi
<Cache_Money>
davidcelis: i'm trying to make the transition to ruby
<davidcelis>
Hi
<shevy>
Cache_Money \o/
<NirI_>
i was wondering why is ruby (1.8.7) is so slow? and it's garbage collection is garbage?
<davidcelis>
Cache_Money: Nice. Hope you're liking the language so far
<davidcelis>
NirI_: 1.8.7 is pretty old now
<Cache_Money>
what's up shevy?
<shevy>
I was just cheering that you try to make the transition to ruby
<NirI_>
is it better in the new versions of ruby?
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<shevy>
Cache_Money, the thing with for ... while it will work in ruby too, the more natural way is to iterate directly on your collection, like with .each
<shevy>
array.each do # this and that
<shevy>
vs.
<shevy>
for x in y do
<davidcelis>
for loop also has potential scoping problems
<NirI_>
davidcelis: is it better in the new versions of ruby? is it worth the trouble migrating to the new version?
<canton7>
and irrc wraps #each anyway?
<davidcelis>
NirI_: Migrating to the new version should not be any trouble at all. Why would it be?
<shevy>
oh? for wraps #each in ruby?
<davidcelis>
And yes, 1.9.3 is vastly superior to 1.8.7 both in terms of performance and GC
<shevy>
long live 1.8.7!!!
<Cache_Money>
shevy: i guess I don't understand what the difference is between 'for ... in ...' and 'array.each ...' Is it faster? Or takes less memory?
<shevy>
Cache_Money hey, we never bother with speed or memory ;)
<NirI_>
shevy: why is 1.8.7 better?
<davidcelis>
Cache_Money: Pretty much what shevy said; it's more idiomatic to iterate directly on the collection
<shevy>
NirI_ one does not have to deal with nazi encoding issues
<davidcelis>
Cache_Money: And like I said, there are scoping issues with for ... in ... that end up being gotchas
<NirI_>
lo
<NirI_>
l
<shevy>
Cache_Money if you use .each it "feels" much closer to how you think in ruby
<NirI_>
its good cause im a jew
<Cache_Money>
so it's just idiomatic to the ruby language, not because it's superior in speed/memory/etc
<Kyle__>
shevy: Ehh, once in awhile you need to worry about memory. Like if you're parsing ginormous log files...
<davidcelis>
Cache_Money: I'm not sure of performance implications, but yes, it is mostly more idiomatic. And there are scoping issues with for loops/
<shevy>
Cache_Money yeah... it is the "block" things in ruby thinking
<shevy>
array.each {|blabla_name|
<shevy>
do_something_here
<shevy>
}
<davidcelis>
shevy: die
<shevy>
lol
<davidcelis>
shevy: get those curly braces out of here
<shevy>
i love em :)
<fowl_>
haha block things
<fowl_>
{}>do/end
<fowl_>
any day
<Cache_Money>
gotcha...
<Kyle__>
Cache_Money: YOu'll find that there is a lot of overlapping syntatic sugar in ruby. And it's mostly there for the principle of least surprise.
<toddmorrill>
hey guys i just made an app for making collaratie playlists - pls go here to add songs to party playlist (i made this site) - http://bit.ly/IoOUrH
<toddmorrill>
oops sorry
<shevy>
yeah, you can write ruby in any style you want to Cache_Money
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<fowl_>
except for that style of course
<Kyle__>
Cache_Money: More or less, if you would expect a class to do something, it does it.
<toddmorrill>
that was in my copy cache…. and it got messed up but i would love to get some eyes on my lil prom :)
<toddmorrill>
*proj
<fowl_>
my feedback is golden but its not free toddmorrill
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<shevy>
*pr0n
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<shevy>
oh yeah
<shevy>
Cache_Money, not sure how used you are to using classes. in ruby, most of the time, writing a small class to solve a problem is the best way
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<shevy>
of course you could also do without classes... but folks tend to write in spaghetti code that way
<fowl_>
writing beautiful classless code is possible
<Cache_Money>
shevy: I'm not very good with classes yet.. I've gained most of my experience going through Project Eulur. Usually,I just create a script with a function or two and solve them that way. Classes/Modules are uncharted territory
<fowl_>
but why would you want to write code that looks good? when other people see my code i want blood to gush from their ocular cavities
<eph3meral>
anyway, I was hoping that thing would actually work, so I could get on with asking my actual question, but alas, codepad.org seems borked and I can only assume that codepad must be using 1.8
<fowl_>
eph3meral, why dont you just give it a block then
<eph3meral>
since this works for me in 1.9
<fowl_>
i just did puts RUBY_VERSION on it and its 1.8.6
<eph3meral>
fowl_, cuz that requires like, effort and stuff... shhh, stop bothering me
<eph3meral>
shevy, lol, apparently you're not very good at reading *or* writing ruby if you can't understand that pastie
<eph3meral>
i'll admit it could be a tad better organized
<fowl_>
eph3meral, 1.8 sucks!
* eph3meral
pats fowl_ on the head
<shevy>
eph3meral well, the thing is this. I live by the rule that ruby code should try to be beautiful poetry
<eph3meral>
yes yes, we know, dear, now run along and play with your barbies
<shevy>
and when I see new_population.map(&get_fitness).inject(:+) I see no beauty
<fowl_>
being condescending and insulting wont get you any help here cutie
<fowl_>
eph3meral, other people are just going to tell you to upgrade
<eph3meral>
fowl_, upgrade codepad.org? yeah great idea
<Tasser>
get_ and set_ are a java disease anyway :-P
<eph3meral>
fowl_, you still suck at reading
<fowl_>
eph3meral, hurr durr, dont fucking use codepad.org
<eph3meral>
fowl_, like I said, please stop pestering me
<shevy>
use pastie.org
<fowl_>
eph3meral, no.
<fowl_>
eph3meral, sup
<eph3meral>
fowl_, so what should I use if not codepad.org
<eph3meral>
codepad.org was a suggestion from this room
<fowl_>
eph3meral, u gotta upgrade bro
<fowl_>
gist.github.com
<fowl_>
we dont need to execute code to see if it works
<fowl_>
zzzz
<eph3meral>
aight then
<eph3meral>
i was just tryin to do some folks a service
<fowl_>
you should smack whoever suggested that site to you
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<eph3meral>
fowl_, unlike you, I'm not a violent psychopath, so... I'm good but thanks
<fowl_>
right kid
<fowl_>
stop trying to troll
<eph3meral>
fowl_, it is done, you have been /ignored
* fowl_
cares
<fowl_>
got something to write in my journal today
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<canton7>
Cache_Money, I get 287....
<eph3meral>
shevy, so what would you use instead of &get_fitness
<eph3meral>
shevy, I beg to differ, I think that for the given problem domain that code is rather elegant
<fowl_>
yeah shevy do his homework for him
<eph3meral>
ruby lends itself very well to adapting to many problem domains, hence the term DSL
<eph3meral>
shevy, maybe you've never added more than 2+2 in your life, or maybe you stopped studying math and science in 9th grade or so
<eph3meral>
shevy, not everything is a webapp - there are actual real applications of ruby to problem domains that are difficult to understand, don't blame your inability to understand the domain on my code
<fowl_>
lol, this fuckin guy
<shevy>
I dont know, I think in all my years of ruby, I did not have to use & in my code really
<shevy>
the problem is, you put assumptions into your questions eph3meral
<eph3meral>
shevy, apparently you've never dealt with blocks at all, or lambdas
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<shevy>
eph3meral that is another assumption
<eph3meral>
but it wasn't a question :P
<workmad3>
assumption != question
<eph3meral>
and actually, it wasn't an assumption either, it was a slight insult
<workmad3>
looks like a fun session in here tonight though :)
<eph3meral>
anyway
<shevy>
how could it be an insult when its content is entirely incorrect?
<eph3meral>
workmad3, oh yeah
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<fowl_>
shevy, why dont you just leave dumbass alone so he goes away
<fowl_>
why help disrespectful people?
<eph3meral>
shevy, apparently you also fail to grasp the fundamental nature of human interaction, communication, sarcasm and the like... do you have aspergers by chance?
<shevy>
fowl_ I am not really helping
<eph3meral>
</troll>
<eph3meral>
shevy, that much is obvious
<mischief>
hello, does anyone know of a way to tail a log file in real time in in a sinatra app
<shevy>
eph3meral sarcasm in written text? how do you differ between it and non-sarcasm in written text? :>
<workmad3>
shevy: with sarcasm end-tags </sarcasm>
<shevy>
workmad3, where did he use that tag?
<fowl_>
</human-interaction>
<workmad3>
shevy: it's sometimes allowed to self-close
<shevy>
but he didnt use that tag! :(
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<workmad3>
shevy: but does leave the parser more room for ambiguous interpretation
<mischief>
wat kind of shit argument is going on here :L
<atmosx>
any good sci-fi book? just finished the cryptonomicon
<shevy>
workmad3 I think his parser would not work ever, he has no real content to give any of us here
<workmad3>
shevy: the opening tag is a non-printing char
<shevy>
all the more reason to dislike XML
<shevy>
"invisible non-printing char in opening tags"
<eph3meral>
atmosx, slapstick
<shevy>
atmosx it depends. I actually liked the book before blade runner
<workmad3>
atmosx: neuromancer?
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<shevy>
"Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep" but it has a pessimistic mood and is not action-heavy... might be too boring for your taste
<Cache_Money>
canton7: What is it that makes it 287 and not 288?
<shevy>
the -1 !!!
<phipes>
does anyone know a primer for ruby (i already know oo programming, objc) to get started?
<atmosx>
I've read the neuromancer yeras ago and it's to cryptonomicon, what next door aunt Jenny is to Ayrton Senna when it comes to speed driving.
<fowl_>
phipes, _whys poignant guide
<shevy>
phipes http://pine.fm/LearnToProgram/?Chapter=00 start here, work through it as quickly as possible. when you know programming already, you will solve that in 10 minutes and know the basic of ruby afterwards
<atmosx>
am I th eonly one dislike this y's poignant guide to ruby?
<atmosx>
phipes: there are a dozen of tutorials online
<fowl_>
atmosx, pretty much
<atmosx>
even screenscasts etc.
<atmosx>
fowl_: okay, maybe I must re-read it
<mischief>
does anyone know of a way to tail a log file in real time in in a sinatra app?
<workmad3>
atmosx: dunno then... random asimov? space odyssey? Michael Cobley?
<atmosx>
workmad3: I'll check my kindle list to see what fids
<atmosx>
fits
<fowl_>
atmosx, it gives a good introduction to the ruby way of thinking, but not so much as we're being bred in a farm for our meat
<shevy>
atmosx I dont like the poignant guide either
<atmosx>
shevy: there's two of us?. now we can make an irc #
<atmosx>
lol
<fowl_>
call it #antiruby you traitors
<phipes>
atmosx, i don't like the poignant guide
<atmosx>
phipes: you didn't read it yet
<atmosx>
anti-poignants
<atmosx>
I never laughed with that jokes, maybe I'm not smart enough
<sent-hil>
mischief: why not 'tails -f log'
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<shevy>
atmosx I read the first few pages, then went "wtf???"
<atmosx>
Clarke, Arthur C. - 2001 A Space Odyssey.mobi <-- was that a book? I didn't knew… I thought it was pure Kubrick
<atmosx>
blah
<mischief>
sent-hil: wat is tails
<shevy>
unix command
<atmosx>
shevy: yeah me too. Then I went to amazon and bought a real book.
<mischief>
you mean tail
<sent-hil>
mischief: external appendix
<phipes>
atmosx, I'm not a complete noob at ruby. I've given the poignant guide a try when i was first learning ruby. the poignant guide has too much filling, i just want to get to the gist of things
<mischief>
tail doesnt solve my problem
<fowl_>
phipes, i dunno if its still relevant but pickaxe was great back in the day
<atmosx>
phipes: I'm an amatuer too, if that makes you feel better. ;-)
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<sent-hil>
mischief: tail it, pipe to a file, read that file from sinatra
<shevy>
phipes did you finish "learn to program" already!
<mischief>
sent-hil: that is a hack and not a solution, how can it be done in ruby?
<atmosx>
haha Eco, Umberto - Foucault's Pendulum.mobi <-- this was hard to read in Italian, I can't imagine how it will be in english. On the other hand, Eco is a simiologist so, he's Italian might be the best and more complicated you can get by a contemporary author
<phipes>
shevy, I've read it before, i just want a summative guide that compares ruby to another language like objc which I've been using
<phipes>
shevy, compare the syntax not the pros and cons
<fowl_>
mischief, why not just open your log and seek to File.size - 1000 or so
<shevy>
ok so you worked through that tutorial already
<fowl_>
mischief, then just print stuff out from there
<shevy>
then, the next step is to write classes in ruby directly!
<sent-hil>
since when isn't hack a type of solution
<shevy>
hmm there used to be another tutorial but I cant find it anymore
<sent-hil>
talking about hacks, any good tutorials on ruby-prof?
<mischief>
fowl_: the read would fail when you get to the end
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<atmosx>
Why on earth people on GoodReads write almost-10-pages-reviews ? I mean, who the heck will ever read them? … omg
<atmosx>
phipes: you're an objc programmer? apple's objc?
<phipes>
atmosx, yes
<fowl_>
mischief, just because you get EOFError doesnt mean it failed
<atmosx>
ovelry complicated… to write a calculator you need like … I can't recall the lines of code
<fowl_>
that means you win, you stuck it out to the end of the file and you're a better man for it
<atmosx>
mischief: what were you looking for?
<mischief>
scroll up -.-
<atmosx>
nah… :-P sorry too tired/bored
<shevy>
he was looking for cheap sex
<fowl_>
mischief, also, #read doesnt throw exceptions at EOF you just get nil (Unless of course you try to keep reading after that, but what do you expect? dont do crazy things)
<fowl_>
get_some_log thats a ruby method right there
<shevy>
hehe
<atmosx>
hmm maybe I should start with "A song of ice and fire"
<atmosx>
the 1st part, since the series will take forever to end… but I want to read it my mother-tongue aaah
* atmosx
suicidal
<mischief>
sent-hil: your solution was nothing like that - you said to PIPE a log file INTO another file and read that.. -_-
<fowl_>
atmosx, get some viking sagas, volsung saga, prose edda, etc
<fowl_>
they're great
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<atmosx>
ooh nice!
* sent-hil
gives up and leaves
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<atmosx>
this is one I'ev always wanted to read: Orwell, George - Animal Farm.mobi <---
* sent-hil
comes back with a drink
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<fowl_>
yea animal farm is good
<fowl_>
so is 1984
<fowl_>
and the movie adaptations were also decent :p
<sent-hil>
fowl_: i remember animal farm being a movie about pigs
<fowl_>
you should watch it again then sent-hil or read the book
<fowl_>
because you missed the point >_>g
<sent-hil>
fowl_: i was jk :)
<fowl_>
o
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<Pip>
Now, I understand Ruby is superior language
<Divinite_>
Pip: Long live Ruby!
<shevy>
superior to what
<niklasb>
All Hail to the Ruby
<Pip>
Sure
<fowl_>
shevy, ruby ist die uberlang
<Pip>
To aliens
<Pip>
:D
<niklasb>
Pip: some aliens use Haskell.
<shevy>
I dunno
<Pip>
No, they don't
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<shevy>
if there would be aliens, who could reach us, they would sure have superior technology
<Pip>
Ruby is superior to Haskell
<niklasb>
Pip: oh, why is that?
<shevy>
because you need to be smart for haskell
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<shevy>
every dumb guy can use ruby however
<shevy>
that means 100x more people can use it that means 10000x more code that is written
<Pip>
Ruby is designed for everybody
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<shevy>
yeah kinda
<shevy>
it could be made simpler though
<fowl_>
bs, ruby is designed for people who are afraid of their city getting destroyed by godzirra
<workmad3>
no, java is designed for everybody... ruby is designed for people who can be trusted to code but aren't super-smart coding gods
<shevy>
java is so insanely verbose
<workmad3>
shevy: yeah... but it's aimed at 'the average programmer'
<niklasb>
shevy: still people keep telling you that this is a feature, rather than a flaw :)
<Divinite_>
Java = people making rubbish games and/or malicious applets. Nothing good.
<Pip>
The inside of ruby is very complex
<workmad3>
shevy: which is why it cripples you with things like no first-class functions/methods
<Pip>
But outside is simple
<workmad3>
Pip: the distinction I like to draw is that ruby is easy, as opposed to simple
<Pip>
Yep, easy
<fowl_>
oh Pip is that guy who comes in here and makes observations about ruby or asks weird questions about it because he hasnt decided if he wants to use it or not
<Pip>
:D
<shevy>
niklasb yeah, java has a huge lobby defending it
<shevy>
if I'd have a high paid job in java I'd sure would defend it too
<Shaded>
Has anyone here been to a hackathon?
<workmad3>
shevy: besides, if you're using a good IDE, you don't have to write most of that vebose gibberish
<workmad3>
*verbose
<shevy>
I think workmad3 is writing java for a living :(
<niklasb>
shevy: why would you defend it? what purpose would that serve?
<shevy>
I? to promote my whole ecosystem
<niklasb>
workmad3: IDE as in VIM? :)
<workmad3>
niklasb: heh :)
<workmad3>
shevy: no... I'm not paid enough to write java :P
<shevy>
I don't think I could like a language AND have a job EVERY day I write in this language but hate it
<Pip>
Comparing with Ruby, Java is too old
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<eph3meral>
nikis, thou dost sin verily by placing side-by-side those two terms!
<niklasb>
Pip: that's not an argument. LISP and Smalltalk and Haskell are old too, still they are great languages
<workmad3>
Pip: ruby is only 4 years younger than java
<fowl_>
see ^ he just says stuff lol
<fowl_>
pip just tries to start conversations
<niklasb>
fowl_: hehe, yeah
<niklasb>
feed the troll more
<workmad3>
Pip: and publically, they're pretty much the same age :P
<shevy>
is Pip a bot?
<Pip>
Well, by old I mean Java is kind of lower
<niklasb>
ah ha
<shevy>
he seems to be semi-intelligent
<workmad3>
shevy: you're right... he doesn't quite pass the turing test, does he :)
<Pip>
One Python is gone, Ruby will dominate this planet
<shevy>
Pip!
<Pip>
*Once
<shevy>
I think he passes no test at all ... :(
<Pip>
Turing test?
<shevy>
ANY TEST
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<Divinite_>
Pip: Nukes? Or knives?
<Pip>
Er..?
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<Divinite_>
Pip: To kill python.
<Pip>
:D
<shevy>
pls
<shevy>
you kill python not by talking
<shevy>
but by writing ruby code
<atmosx>
anyone good with nokogiri? is there any *easy*/smart way for reading all blog posts from a blog? I know how to grab the contents of a single one, but I have no idea how to roll through every single post...
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<niklasb>
atmosx: impossible to answer without more information :)
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<atmosx>
niklasb: okay, I want to make a program that reads all possible pages from a blog. I wrote a proggie which grabs what the RSS feed has to offer.
<atmosx>
niklasb: for wordpress and blogspot that is..
<niklasb>
atmosx: so you want to scrape the whole page? nokogiri is only about XML/HTML parsing
<davidcelis>
atmosx: Look into Mechanize
<atmosx>
niklasb: I need to find a way, to to previous post, till I reach an end.. or a smarter way to do it.
<atmosx>
davidcelis: isn't that simialr to nokogiri?
<davidcelis>
atmosx: No.
<atmosx>
no?
<niklasb>
not at all
<atmosx>
hmm
<davidcelis>
atmosx: Mechanize is a library to scrape through pages, and the pages it returns to you are Nokogiri objects so you can parse them more easily.
<niklasb>
machanize works on the HTTP layer
<atmosx>
ah
<davidcelis>
But you should use Mechanize for the scraping bit, Nokgiri for the parsing