ec changed the topic of #elliottcable to: a 𝕯𝖊𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝕯𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖉 𝕯𝖆𝖒𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖘 slash s͔̞u͕͙p͙͓e̜̺r̼̦i̼̜o̖̬r̙̙ c̝͉ụ̧͘ḷ̡͙ţ͓̀ || #ELLIOTTCABLE is not about ELLIOTTCABLE
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<incomprehensibly> hi ec
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<ec> hi incomprehensibly!
<pikajude> ugh
<pikajude> I'm so bad at identifying dynamic programming problems
<pikajude> help!
<ec> what do you mean by ‘dynamic programming problems’
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<pikajude> for interviews ec
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<pikajude> for lots of questions the Right Answer is dynamic programming
<ec> whatcha mean
<pikajude> i.e. maintain a table of n states where each state is determined based on the previous states
<pikajude> or something
<ec> “ Resistance obtainable is from 0 omega to 11,111,110 omega in 1 omega increments”
<ec> who the fuck
<ec> calls them ‘omegas’ of resistance
<ec> nooooooooooo
<ec> when u read “do not ingest” as “do not incest”
<ec> no, I will not incest my biocide
<jfhbrook> idk what that means but it sounds bad
<pikajude> thanks for the help
<pikajude> you know what i'm really pissed off about
<pikajude> this is the dumbest thing ever
<pikajude> npm install for our codebase always fails because one of the build scripts uses the unix utility `touch`
<pikajude> but one of the packages installed before that creates a node script that's also called `touch`
<pikajude> so the build script tries to run `touch` and fails with a syntax error
<yorick> pikajude: dynamic programming is basicaly mathematical induction
<pikajude> how do i identify mathematical induction problems
<yorick> you have a base case and then a step to extend to the next thingy
<pikajude> isn't that just recursion
<pikajude> this is where i get confused
<yorick> yes, but in recursion you generally only use the last output and with DP you use all the outputs produced
<ec> “Some hereditary, acupuncture and chiropractic coverage.”
<ec> FOR YOUR DOG
<ec> WHO GETS ACUPUNCTURE FOR THEIR DOG
<ec> WHO DOES THAT
<ec> I LOVE MY DOG
<yorick> ec: people who think accupuncture works
<ec> SHE'S STILL NOT GETTING ACUPUNCTURE
<ec> I've never heard of this before, yorick
<yorick> I'm not sure if the placebo would work on dogs
<ec> no I mean
<yorick> but they might identify it like a vet visit and those probably have a placebo effect
<ec> ‘dynamic programming’ being a name for inductive algorithms
<ec> (0..n-1) → n
<yorick> the first example can go fuck itself, the second one seems ok
<pikajude> fibonacci sequence seems easy
<ec> omfg.
<ec> is it strict, i.e. pure
<ec> state N depends *strictly* on a subset of states ..N-1
<ec> or is it literally just saying ‘this uses some previous state’ because that's a dumb thing to put a name to, especially one that doesn't include the word ‘state’
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