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<ec>
my usual middle-of-the-night Starbucks is closed for repairs, I'm a little butthurt
<ec>
that means there's *one* 24-hour Starbucks open, in the *entire city of Chicago*, atm
<ec>
one. for ten million-ass people.
<ec>
(different from ten million ass-people.)
<jfhbrook>
wow
<jfhbrook>
but also surely there are better coffee spots?
<jfhbrook>
I try to avoid starbucks their coffee makes me sick
<jfhbrook>
related: I'm drinking a no-sugar monster because my doctor told me to cut out carbs D: it's pretty nasty
<ljharb>
how does starbucks coffee make you sick, versus other coffee?
<jfhbrook>
well they burn the beans
<jfhbrook>
coffee isn't supposed to smell like starbucks
<jfhbrook>
starbucks also makes super sugary drinks
<jfhbrook>
these days I'm a black coffee person, and starbucks' black coffee is undrinkable
<ljharb>
ah
<ec>
jfhbrook: not that are open 24hrs
<ec>
so iβm also a black-coffee person β generally
<ec>
and starbucksβ *actual, hot, drip coffee* is nasty af
<ec>
well Reserve less-so β¦ sometimes β¦
<ec>
but my tastes go cold-brew > black drips > dry cappuccino > everything else
<ec>
and like. holy shit sbuxβs coldbrew is fucking *unbelievably* good. i dunno what cocaine they put in with the beans, but iβve never once got a satisfying coldbrew literally anywhere else
<ec>
so yeah, I go to vastly superior local joints when i want something hot, and sbux when i want something cold