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<ELLIOTTCABLE> jfhbrook: come 2 chicago instead
<jfhbrook> hah
<jfhbrook> I already got my conference of the year though I'll remind my boss that I'd volunteer for such a trip to onion hq for sure
<ELLIOTTCABLE> hahaha
<ELLIOTTCABLE> miss u bby
<ELLIOTTCABLE> v stress someone just give me a job thx
<jfhbrook> man do I hear you
<jfhbrook> I told you my company's going through some "changes" yeah?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> will work for cheetos if you'll let me put it on my resume and pretend you paid me
<ELLIOTTCABLE> yah yah? news?
<ELLIOTTCABLE> getting worse? :x
<jfhbrook> nah not really
<jfhbrook> layoffs should hit around my birthday
<jfhbrook> (late june, I'm probably having a party if you're in the hood ;D)
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<ELLIOTTCABLE> that's fucked
<ELLIOTTCABLE> timing, lol
<jfhbrook> yeah 'sok tho
<jfhbrook> my boss says on the DL that *our* jobs are safe
<jfhbrook> that the main team might lose a small handful of employees, I think our open head count is toast
<jfhbrook> edit's gonna get gutted though
<jfhbrook> and like
<jfhbrook> my job prospects are mostly positive
<jfhbrook> I've been tuning my linkedin a bit, getting leads on devops positions of all things
<jfhbrook> which could be a hilarious change
<ELLIOTTCABLE> so
<ELLIOTTCABLE> explain to me what devops is
<ELLIOTTCABLE> because I *still* don't understand
<jfhbrook> >:)
<jfhbrook> don't worry nobody does :)
<jfhbrook> so devops /originally/ was a management concept where you make your developers and your operators Work Together and have more cross-pollenation between the teams
<jfhbrook> dovetails into agile, etc, basic idea is to avoid batching big releases and then tossing them over the wall to the sysadmins and telling them to make it happen ok
<jfhbrook> basically if you're doing lower case agile you're probably also "doing devops"
<jfhbrook> especially if your ops people are embedded on feature teams
<jfhbrook> BUT
<jfhbrook> in practice, "devops", esp. as in "devops engineer" doesn't actually mean that
<jfhbrook> it just means sysadmin, but in a world where people have to manage entire clouds instead of just the odd box or two
<jfhbrook> so owning the cloud and to an extent the platform
<jfhbrook> larger companies explicitly have a platform engineering team
<jfhbrook> that includes software engineers in addition to devops engineers
<jfhbrook> the devops engineer skillset also overlaps heavily with SREs
<jfhbrook> an SRE is someone that's just on call all. the. time. and whose job is to figure out what causes/caused an issue and then plugging the hole so it never wakes anyone up again
<ELLIOTTCABLE> eatrsnetsranineosaienotrineotrrastne
<jfhbrook> o_o
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<pikajude> yea same
<ELLIOTTCABLE> pikajude: hi lov
<ELLIOTTCABLE> what doen how is
<pikajude> hi
<pikajude> i'm tired
<pikajude> as usual
<pikajude> unlucky
<jfhbrook> that'll happen
<jfhbrook> sleep more
<pikajude> i slept as much as i could
<jfhbrook> I'm currently trying to make changes to the frontend app
<pikajude> ooh the frontend app
<pikajude> that's my favorite kind
<jfhbrook> which ironically has by far the longest slowest build times out of anything at this god foresaken company
<ELLIOTTCABLE> o god fb
<pikajude> it really is forsaken by god though
<jfhbrook> like, oh a two sentence change? time to wait 10 minutes while the app struggles to lazy load
<ELLIOTTCABLE> oh wait misread who that was from
<jfhbrook> univision
<pikajude> putting the "lazy" in "lazy load"
<jfhbrook> yeah no shit
<jfhbrook> I'm so annoyed
<jfhbrook> > Webpack finished building changes. Build took 65.328s.
<jfhbrook> what the fuck I didn't even touch the scala
<jfhbrook> > [info] Compiling 18 Scala sources and 2 Java sources to /Users/jholbrook/dev/gawkermedia/kinja-mantle/target/scala-2.11/classes...
<jfhbrook> what the fuck
<jfhbrook> I hate this app
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