<pikajude>
today, it's time to complain about node.js
<pikajude>
hey, what's the deal with tests passing on my laptop and failing on jenkins
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<eligrey>
-g test
<eligrey>
-g
<eligrey>
-help
<purr>
eligrey: You're beyond help.
<eligrey>
-google
<purr>
eligrey: ‘edible glitter in poop’ → “If you’re looking to add a little bling to your bowel movements, save up $425 of your hard-earned money and buy a gold pill. It’s a capsule coated in 24k gold and filled with tiny flecks of actual gold, which your body can’t digest.”
<eligrey>
ec fix ur stuff
<eligrey>
google's json api is gone
<gq>
i forgot about the -help thing
<gq>
crying laughing over here
<eligrey>
i just used it to make sure the bot was actually working at all
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<gq>
join #Gq
<gq>
damn it
<gq>
every time
<gq>
EVERY time
<gq>
i make a console mistake it ends up being sent to #elliottcable
<gq>
this place is like purgatory for 'gramming mistakes
<gq>
sigh
<pikajude>
hi ec
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<ELLIOTTCABLE>
pikajude: hi
<pikajude>
Hello
<pikajude>
oh I was actually talking to the channel but hi to you too ELLIOTTCABLE
<pikajude>
what headphones do you use?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
/msg nickserv identify D0n'sG1rl
<pikajude>
Dude same
<pikajude>
shout out to Don
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
lol pikajude were you even here forcthat
<purr>
loling
<pikajude>
No I saw the logs though
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I use shitty Beats that are pissing me off
<pikajude>
Which model?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
so the Beats Studio are *way* above their price-range for audio-quality
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
the audiophile in me was shocked the first time I owned a pair
<pikajude>
Well yeah that's what Beats are for
<pikajude>
Oh wait
<pikajude>
i got you backwards
<pikajude>
Yeah I heard the Studio is the only good Beats
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
the $250-ish Beats play like a $500 pair of headphones.
<pikajude>
Oh really
<pikajude>
i didn't get that impression
<pikajude>
Are you still using the Studio?
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: fuck off moron
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: j/k u kno ilu
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
but, 1. the noise cancellation is SHIT, 2. they don't run non-noise-cancelling (you need their battery charged to use them at all, even wired), and 3. idk. just miss my momentums.
<pikajude>
we love you gq
<pikajude>
sennheiser heh!!
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: someday i'll change my pw to ElliotsGrrrl & you'll find out about it and be able to laugh last (:
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
pikajude: I recently lost a pair of very-beloved Momentum M2s, by far the best cans I've ever owned
<gq>
pikajude: j'aimes-tu aussi
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
and can't justify writing off the like, $600 that I lost, so I bought cheapo-Beats to replace them … >:
<gq>
pikajude: and yes, shout-out to don, i'll tell him you said so when i see him ;)
<pikajude>
Oh are those IEMs
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
elliottsgurl nooooooooo
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Christian would flip a tit
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: no damn it, grrrrl
<pikajude>
I see
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: spelling is AHAHAHAHAHAHA
<gq>
every
<gq>
fucking
<gq>
time
<pikajude>
i love my HE-400 tbh
<pikajude>
with the right amp
<gq>
i think about christian i cry laughing
<pikajude>
Best cans I've ever heard
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
are you friends with him on Facebook or anything?
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: i can't believe we ended up having whatever the fuck our relationship could be described as because i fucked up cybering with Christian and called him Elliott instead
<gq>
cannot believe.
<pikajude>
LOL
<purr>
lolololol
<pikajude>
u called somebody the wrong name during CYBERING
<gq>
pikajude: I KNOW
<pikajude>
That's next level
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
pikajude: I KNOW WHAAAAAAT
<gq>
well christian is ah
<gq>
how to say this charitably
<gq>
no. there is no way. i can't.
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE is the negaChristian.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
really? am I?
<pikajude>
so Christian is independently poor?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
so if you're not friends with him nowadays,
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
he's:
<pikajude>
and a communist?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
1. basically married but nope
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: you used to complain about all the girls he would bring home and then cackled, "yes, but i play the music that i know they'll be fucking to once he closes the bedroom door, so i win"
<pikajude>
and lives in whatever is the opposite of Illinois
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
2. sweet af and super diffident
<pikajude>
What is the opposite of Illinois
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: that's good, i was afraid he'd have turned into some kind of berniebro stereotype
<pikajude>
berniebros are the most confusing thing
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
what
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
he's libertarian
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
af
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
if anything he probably supports trump
<pikajude>
Right-libertarian?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
but nah I'm def the channel beeniebro
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: ugh there you go again dashing my expectations for folks
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
which is like a Bernie-bro but with more Ty products
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: only if you're going to vote #anyonebuthillary
<pikajude>
I sometimes wonder if Trump would be safer to elect than Hillary
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: btw ++ on the medisafe app. it's awesome possum
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
okay do u understand how electoral coleargea work tho
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: yes
<gq>
pikajude: so do i
<pikajude>
because he is senile and probably won't actually do anything
<pikajude>
Whereas we all know what Hillary will do
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
b/cuz the electric college says you can't vote Hillary I heard it from a polisci student
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: it's correct in my case because i'm registered as a republican in washington.
<gq>
veteran #elliottcable members will remember my efforts at starting my own political party.
<pikajude>
Did you bring hookers?
<gq>
or might remember, all gq trivia is like 300 level anyway
<gq>
pikajude: no, i brought references to white hat hacking
<pikajude>
oh ok
<pikajude>
that's not a very fun party
<gq>
pikajude: and no blackjack, go fish for pennies or nothing
<pikajude>
RIP
<gq>
riprekt
<pikajude>
#R E K T
<gq>
ain't no party like a gq party because gq doesn't get to throw parties anymore
<gq>
not after
<gq>
the incident.
<gq>
related:
<pikajude>
you're in Porcupine Tree?
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<partycat>
look at my new nick
<partycat>
used to belong to an oper on freenode
<partycat>
i've been worried about her for a while but this coming unregged clinches it
<pikajude>
<partycat>
i think she died
<pikajude>
!!!
<partycat>
:/
* purr
scolds pikajude and puts them in a time out.
<pikajude>
I'm sorry purr
* partycat
sniffs purr
* purr
rrrr
<pikajude>
My mom finally agrees that Autism Speaks would not be a helpful organization for me
<partycat>
oops
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<pikajude>
Thanks mom!!!
<gq>
pikajude: does she also agree that a razor and the jugular do not get along?
<purr>
hah
<gq>
jaysus
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
gq: “veteran #elliottcable members will remember my efforts at starting my own political party.” wat.
<purr>
beep.
<pikajude>
recently she did
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: (:
<pikajude>
But she did want me to attend a two week seminar in Seattle by a company called Asperger Experts
<gq>
...interesting
<pikajude>
Aspergers as you may know is no longer in the DSM
<pikajude>
and is considered to have been a mistake
<gq>
all my autie buddies keep trying to talk me into getting dianosed as on the spectrum
<pikajude>
so that was a confusing thing for her to suggest
<gq>
pikajude: they did an adams. "adding aspergers to the DSM has been widely criticized and eventually considered a bad move"
<pikajude>
if you have ASD symptoms and you *do* get diagnosed you will experience some catharsis
<pikajude>
But it doesn't get you very far
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
ur mom is the DSM
<gq>
pikajude: the catharsis i would experience is mostly throwing bits of paper in D's face going HAHAHAHA YOU SAID IT WAS A DELUSION
<pikajude>
gq: exactly
<gq>
WHO'S DELUDED NOW YOU SMUG DEUTSCHE BASTARD?!
<pikajude>
that's the main reason to get a diagnosis
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
o_o
<gq>
protip: don't do that.
<gq>
lol
<purr>
trololol
<pikajude>
that and to have my parents say, "But there weren't any signs!"
<pikajude>
That's my other favorite thing
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
r u n don … okay? or is that not a thing suddenly
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
s/suddenly//
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: guess whose fourth wedding anniversary is coming up?!
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: do you want the P.R. answer or the real one
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
gq: real one ugh
<pikajude>
hey guys, GoDaddy finally changed my name in their system after 5 months
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: i'll do a never-calculate-the-odds on this one because i think d is just experiencing school burnout
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: against my pleading he decided to work full time this quarter as well as take 18 credits and do work study.
<gq>
his professors love him & the school is getting a good return on their cash as he keeps making the community college equivalent of the dean's list
<gq>
pikajude: took long enough
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
a gq…
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
… *
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: ?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
…qg a
<pikajude>
yesterday my mom also suggested ABA
<pikajude>
She only recently came out of denial and I think she's trying to fix that by doing a bunch of ASD research
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: d has...experienced some burnout also in terms of Dealing with Gabe's Shit.
<pikajude>
but I think her ASD research is coming from CNN or something
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: you should be pretty familiar with that feeling :s
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
gq: yep
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
helps if you block her from your channel for like two years ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<gq>
that's 100% my own fault but...being as marriage was something i repeatedly advised him to reconsider since i'm his first irl gf...
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
ask d if he's got /block
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: ha.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
<3
<gq>
<3
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
you're freshly on Effective Meds, right? time, reliability, that will all heal
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: ...you remember how i was when we first met? like, the psychosis level of paranoia & PTSD created by having a psychotic break in the home i was abused in as a child and then raped in repeatedly by my recently broken up with boyfriend?
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
Incompatibility With Your Illness != Incompatibility With Gabrielle, right?
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: d has...issues with his family. he repeatedly declined or ruined my efforts to move us both out of my parent's home, for both of our mental health.
<pikajude>
ouch
<gq>
this is because compared to his family, mine is less immediately obviously abusive.
<pikajude>
I'm so sorry gq
<pikajude>
And for his sake
<gq>
but just because the bars on the cage you're breaking your teeth on are gold-leafed-silver, that doesn't make them any less real.
<gq>
he...he needed to learn to be around a family that knows how to look you in the face and be sober when they say genuinely that they love you.
<gq>
and i'm glad he was able to have that.
<gq>
but the price may have been too high. i'm working on it, ELLIOTTCABLE.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
gq: ugh you're both living with your family? wtf.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
hearts. /=
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: no. we've been living in our new apartment since march 2015.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
ah.
<pikajude>
nice
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: in november 2015 one of his sisters had a child with a man donald does not approve of.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
have some third-hand marriage advice: take a break earlier than later, if it's rl bad
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
I was told this by a married friend during a bad time in my non-married relationship, so I assume it translates?
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: among other things, this has devolved to him making shitty comments about his sister's choices, in love and life.
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
UGH I HAVE A FINAL TOMORROW AND *HAVE* TO DIP
<ELLIOTTCABLE>
hi light me tomorrow afternoon?
<gq>
ELLIOTTCABLE: of course, assuming i'm awake. later gator (:
<gq>
pikajude: also hi, i figured you were otters but forgot it almost as soon as i figured it
<gq>
:P
<pikajude>
thanks gq
<gq>
hopefully it'll stick this time, knock on wood
* gq
knocks gently on forehead instead
<pikajude>
otterjude
<gq>
whoops, an echo. see? hollow after all
<pikajude>
it's ok you just need a heart
<gq>
i thought all the wicked witch of the west needed was a swift bucket of water
<gq>
wonder if i still have Elphaba registered...
gq is now known as Elphaba
<Elphaba>
yep
<Elphaba>
mine mine mine
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<pikajude>
nice
<pikajude>
I need some alts
<pikajude>
but this is a mac so I only have Option :(